Kanye West and Rocket League
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- i love kanye west and also rocket league
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Kanye West and Rocket League
Can't believe all these years Carson has been shooting himself in the foot by not doing a sub plug at the beginning of the video. Such a strong man, suffering for our entertainment. Glad to see his foot is in recovery.
@William Kuncio 💀
@William Kuncio nice pfp
I think he had to get it replaced a few times. That’s why he sometimes takes a break from uploading.
@@thatoneguy4584 that’s weird, he’s been refraining from shooting himself in the foot, but he just finished a really long break
"yo they put a crab in there"
There’s a damn lobster in my shake
Kanye west finna autotune his inaugural address
(He now has 4 more years to craft an inaugural speech so good it brings the world into a state of peace)
I hope this comment gets a lot of likes tbh
@@geton8473 same
Lmao
@@geton8473 well it has
But if he doesn’t become president he’ll just interrupt someone else’s
“Are you gonna teach him to cheat?”
“Yes.”
I need this lesson
Svyoshi, teaching us the ways to pass in school
bro, im using it right now xD
"did I stutter..."
The way of Fitz
i'm looking at grunk's math hw and i feel bad for him that he thinks multiplying polynomials is annoying since it only goes downhill from there
how old even is grunk
@@semoh from the math, probably 13
semoh pretty sure like 14-16 range
@@semoh I did that In my last year of school 15-16
For people not pursuing a career in math it probably won't get much more difficult than trigonometry and linear algebra.
One day Carson is going to forget to do his intro and the next day he’s only going to show up with one foot.
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but he never shows his feet
underrated comment
pp itch
Bruhlie?
I’m literally dying laughing about this shake in a public area and it’s the best.
be honest
you want it
@@undereeries That's true, but I also want functioning organs, so I'm still gonna have to pass
ŒŔƏØ
Why does it have crustations
Literally laughing so hard
This editor bringing back the feel of the 2019 discord vids.
That's the exact vibe I got and it's glorious, feels like I'm watching something at 3am.
And its beautiful
yeah the last semi decent year in history
wait that was last year
fr and its about time man
I miss those videos
That shake literally has enough sugar to put me in a diabetic coma 3x over.
@@arjunsatish920 what kind of wack ass parents promise to buy their kids something if they hit a certain amount of subscribers on UA-cam? Fake and homosexual.
@@NemmuNemmu How is that a sign of homosexuality?
@@bleedingpines4103 It’s called a joke.
@@NemmuNemmu Calling stuff gay doesn't make you funny, and it just gives gay people a bad connotation.
@@bleedingpines4103 I don’t give a shit.
"Ayo, look at this phone!" - Kanye West, 2020
congrats! you just quoted the obvious!
@@knox1392 but look at da phooon!
Ayo, look at that dog!
@@knox1392 did you look at the phone
I watched the vid and he never said that 😐
me: that Oreo shake doesn't look too bad...
quietly converts imperial units to metric...
a total 1L of shake?! As dessert?! WTF?!
It would be a lot scarier if all those calories where stored in a compact cup
Thank you for doing the math that kinda explans it ngl
Thats a sip to us Americans lol
@@christian6381 scarily, after having watched "Supersize Me" in school back in the days, with the large portions they portrayed everywhere in the US, I do believe ya!
@@maximilianwimmer627 and sadly it's true, a lot of Americans (me included) are at least over-weight
The oreo shake makes me feel like I'm having a heart attack
it is making you have a heart attack
Me want
it has crab tho tbf
@@ethernet6591 extra flavor
It’s cuz u are
Carson: *sees freshman level algebra*
Also Carson: I hate this
THAT'S FRESHMAN LEVEL ALGEBRA?! Is education in the US this shit?
@@reatard.8222 bruh what do u learn in freshman year then
@@shelelozahhak959 Probably Asian
@@shelelozahhak959 linear algebra, analytic geometry and mathematical analysis in the 1st semester. I'm not sure how accurate these terms are, English is not my first language
Not even. I learned that in middle school.
Jawsh: "all I need is that Chocolate Oreo shake"
Also Jawsh: "They put a CRAB in there"
My favorite Kanye West video is the interview where he goes”I’m gonna melt you with my laser eyes”
5:58 I’m literally watching this as I’m putting on my baskin robins uniform and getting ready for work
Can I have one death shake please
WHY'D THEY DISCONTINUE THE SHAKE DUDE
Why did you discontinue the death shake? I wanted one
Lol wrong timestamp; it’s 3:58 not 6:58
Fast food worker is just a fancy word for “Minimum Wage Assassin”
Carson this video feels like you are in your element. It has the vibes of your discord videos while having some new visual content, well done!
I agree! I love that he’s sort of trying new things
Oh god Carson's becoming a commentary channel...
I hope he does more of these rocket league videos, major main channel vibes
dude YES
I like gamingh
"You should hydrate right now"
-Sun Tzu The Art Of Hydration
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* Eddie Hall furiously taking notes *
Sun tzu has made techno and dream smarter and now teaches the children too
drink water kids
the saltiest, sweetest, densest shake ever crafted.
you pick it up and it weighs 6 pounds
mmmmmmmmmm
Now with 5 Kinds of Crustacean
@@Kenneth-bo7gv from crabs isopods,lobster and more,we got them all
He actually shot himself in the foot
I'm glad somebody made that joke
Bruh lmaoooo
Lol
Carson's foot is fine don't worry
Carson in the next year will become Kanye’s Vice President and marry Kylie to become a *Cardashian.*
he'll become a car
@@natrod8628 our boy’s all grown up
This sounds fucking hilarious and I need like a fanfic or some shit with this premise
Carson Kardashian
Callmecardashian
CallmeCARson really living up to his name
I hate you
Lol
_budum tssss_
he's not a car He's *Our son*
callmecar
I’m very disappointed
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Hopefully with a nerf dart with a tac in it
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Wow thanks YongCh;ld very cool!!!
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Still gonna watch
Factual
Miss him
in my opinion, the only thing he did wrong was lying to his friends, and bragging about nudes
Miss him
@@person4585 agree
“We’re in our 20’s an have never had to use math” *me currently taking all math classes in college* *tear*
Dude the “math” that Carson is scared of is first year highschool stuff lol
@@diegoestradahernandez2728 american education system moment
Hey Carson this morning I was having a really bad anxiety attack, I didn’t think I could move for a while. But then I played one of your videos and it gave me the mental power and strength to get up, find my remote and go watch Schlatt instead. Thankyou!
@@Taillow25 NO I JUST HAVE HIV. GOD BLESS
Wow
That took a turn.
i can relate on a spiritual level
@@dougdimmadabd8093 wait minute
“If we win this you can call it: How we won rocket league”
*Looks at title*
*nervous sweating*
Im gonna name a part of my house the west wing and everything is gonna be covered in kanye west 2020 posters
But instead of doing it with the left part of the house, you do it with re right one, just to confuse.
@niosonwii wasn’t planning on it
@niosonwii wasn't going to anyway
@niosonwii cringe
Delsito but if the house is facing south, then the right side is still the west wing
The crustacean in the shake is impurities from seaweed if anyone's curious
No it's a crab shut up
Missed “Grunk’s Big League” as title.
they probably did it in the stream
“Kanye West and Grunk’s Big Tournament”
@@PatchworkRose567 and the chocolate crab shake
"They stopped selling these before guys could use them for youtube challenges."
They had to cease production because it was depleting king crab populations in the Pacific.
Really? Huh can you explain how many krabs were murdered to make one shake? I'm genuinely curious
@@jimbothetimbo6790 Twelve.
@@LedosKell Hundred.
Carson: "What the H-E-Double Heck Heck!"
Me: *He-Heck-Heck?*
its double heck heck, so its
he-heck-heck-heck-heck
#relatable
when he showed the homework I nearly shat myself, that's my hand writing
Mine too.
Why is it so shit
Aight Mr. Big Day Grunk on an alt
@@mythicrif1921 Mine's worse, brother. Don't bully me like that
Grunk's Big Emo Ginger
this was one of my favourite live channel vids
Its a banger
is that the famous creator of the award winning “boy is dog”?
@@queueuof yes it is
"Ugh this math looks horrible. How does it feel that you have to learn this?" *Is literally just FOIL"
What’s foil
@@michelleobamafootcream9292 just fancy multiplication of polynomials
wait so he's in like 8th grade?
@@Jauhnnyy yeah or he’s a freshmen
IKR it only goes down from there
I'm starting to get scared that Carson has a gun.
Have you ever heard of a man who goes by JSchlatt?
He keeps shooting himself in the foot
Carson: Are you gonna teach him to cheat?
Yoshi: *yes.*
I personally find it’s easy to use photomath during online school
Literally the most useful thing he's gonna learn outside of a science or history class
"Just go ask" hahahahahah
"she said no"
This vid is one of Carson’s best, reminds me of his old recording the internet vids.
"They just weren't ready for angle"
"But their kids will love it"
Underrated reference
I don’t get it
what's it from? sorry if it's a dumb question lol
@@fireleafwa4140 I think back to the future
"Are you going to teach him to cheat" I'm dying
should i call an ambulance i think you shouldn't be dying man
@niosonwii Okay, I won't.
9:22 "If we win this you could make a video titled 'We won Rocket Leauge'"
*Checks video title*
oh
Only Carson would help out with Grunk's math after Grunk's Big Day
*Such a great guy gotta love em*
i know all the drama and stuff happened but im over it man, i always come back here if im sad or just had a panic attack and this shit literallty keeps me alive thank uyou carson and all of the people who have ever been in your videos
carson didn't deserve it. he really didn't.
@@Twat2024 didnt he groom a child
@@hamish7794 He did do that but in the grand scheme of things it really wasn't that bad, it wasn't illegal it was consensual and the girl honestly shouldn't have ever leaked that, she ended up coming out apologizing and admitted to doing it for attention
he didnt groom a child, she was 2 years younger than him and went to the same highschool then him.
it was blew out of proportion
“I’m throwing for content”. I love these guys😂
this is amazing, i hate seeing the rocket league videos do so poorly because they're amazing and really funny to watch, its like nobody clicks but the people that do love it
Carson: Hasn’t brought up his sub chart
His foot: *sweats in fear*
I love how the end of the video is just them showing Grunk's math homework
"ayo! look at this phone!", literally my favourite callmecarson video clip, second only to "South America!"
im in pain rn.
Carson will return don't worry
@@seanwithafada.never said he wasnt
@@rev-9947 the pain will end soon
@@rev-9947 oh your not in pain anymore cool my work here is done
9:07
can we talk about how they completely steamrolled that team?
It was 3v2
@@kacekozarec6811 but... 14-0 I mean...
He’s deadass good at the game nobody even talked about it
I love these vids it reminds me of Carson’s old videos back in like 2018, keep doing these streams and videos man!
Here before Carson says he's shooting himself in th- oh he already said it
@niosonwii aight, thanks for the warning, saved me a click. Almost clicked it, probably could've died If i did.
This was one of my favourite vids D:
Its really good
16:00 Stupid rule, use FOIL. First Outside Inside Last
Such a good graph, it really does making me wanna press that red button
No
Button is grey how fix
Doom profile pic
Good
Carson: looks at binomial functions, that are by themselves quite easy and not that hard to understand
also Carson: has a mental breakdown
0:22 *LOOK AT THIS GRAPH*
"They put a CRAB in there."
video: *shows math homework*
me: *actively tries to solve it*
That math homework gave me an anxiety attack and gave me flashbacks to my first GED exam where I cried at the computer in a room with several other students.
Hey so hi I’m a type one diabetic and what I know from a few years of it is that the Oreo shake large is equal to 20 scoops of vanilla icecream. Wtf baskin robins
I don’t even think someone without diabetes can drink that without dying instantly...
Every time I hears jawsh and see cars-
*flashbacks*
Walk with me
Hes got work in the morning, hes gotta go.
Hits different
but he made graduation 🥸
@@briesjones7767 not anymore
No one is going to talk about how kanye spelt polls wrong.
AmazingGamingBros I thought I was the only one that saw
yeah speled dong
NOW THIS IS A CLASSIC!
I love how kanye spelled poll as “pole”
Yeah that guys running for president
@@HeftyManlovesthesnow he was on the ballot as VP 😂 he didn't even make it to being a candidate
@@somethingdifferent5030 lol
1.79 mill back then and now hes at 1.72 mill big rip miss u man
He was at like 1.81 I think
He will return
Dang I miss this
soon he shall return
soon he WILL return
@@DeiDrei yeag
@@goodtyme yeah
Miss you buddy
He misses you
i always find myself coming back to this gem
Its a good one
God i miss this
Soon
@@seanwithafada. any time now, hopefully Twitter will stfu
@@sink3943 yeah Carson is just being extra careful he was in a mizkif stream recently so soon hopefully
@@seanwithafada. still, we know and he knows Twitter hates him even tho what he did was legal where carson and the girl was from
loved this video! it was so funny and i was smiling the whole way through it, so much that my cheeks actually started hurting... LMAO. but in all seriousness carson, i really needed this. provided a nice relaxed escape from school. i appreciate all your content (: well done man
The candid vids of Carson and his friends just talking and gaming are honestly the best, it's just so natural and fun.
I have watched this video like 5 times and it is one of the funniest things i have ever seen
Make that 10
Its a good one
Wow I just went on this channel and coincidently he uploaded 16 seconds ago so....it’s gonna be a good day
Same
Yes... it... is 🧍🏃
Carson when he sees his foot:
“I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it”
Carson is passing his knowledge onto the next generation, grunk will become Carson prime
i love these chill discord type videos. theyre so relaxing but funny.
This is one of my favorite videos on this both from Carson and on UA-cam
I thoroughly enjoyed this, first smile in a while... good job
this is fr my favourite cmc live video lmao
This one a gta one and a human fall flat one
Its a good one
2:23 HE MISSPELLED POLL LMAO
Ik I wish they noticed that lol
Bruh
I love this video so much since I’ve been playing a bunch of rocket league with my friends and we are both in high school and we’ve been friends since 1st grade and it’s just so nice to be able to come back and watch Carson’s videos they always make me laugh without fail and I hope Carson grows even further
jokes aside, carson is actually amazing at aerials for a gold
Bro how old is grunk, this is my current 8th grade math.
Yeah same here
Well no shit, in algebra 2 you have to go over algebra one stuff, duh
@@vivian2591 Can confirm
wtf im half way through highschool and just learning that
They teach you that stuff in college too it just depends on what classes you take
Please come back dad, we forgive you and miss you
hey kanye
@@featherycoffee1401 YOOOOOOOOOO KANYE
He definitely shot himself in the foot
His feet are fine what are people talking about
This honestly just feels like friends playing rocket league together and I love it
come play rocket league .
Can I come?
Guys if carson doesn't say it he's basically shooting himself in the foot
i know carson is cancelled and all. but when you look at the phone when kanye is holding it. it’s like a picture of a cow or horse or some shit
Carson isn’t canceled, if he was there would be no returned and half of his fan base would be unsubscribed and people wouldn’t be wishing the best for him
@@Tkepbal yeah thats cool and all but look at this phone
@@defectivepikachu4582 get the west wing ready
Carson will be back
"why are you solving math do you not have PHONE"
This is some of my favorite Carson content, just chill stream highlights with his friends
The rocket league content is so chill, it reminds me of the older content where it was far less structured. It’s cool to see a few dudes just chill while playing games with no goal or ongoing gags. They just chillin.
Imagine not knowing polynomials. Can't relate given that I'm still taking classes on math I'll never use
3:01 this is exactly what two in the morning sounds like
😎👍
Nobody:
Carson: I’m kinda shooting myself in the foot
TRUUUEE
The chocolate ores shake part made me laugh so hard, I haven't laughed like that in months
I love the rocket league videos so much dude
keep that stuff comin up bro