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  • @toshomni9478
    @toshomni9478 4 роки тому +2995

    I love how she always has to explain that she's kidding when she's talking about killing someone.

    • @duranpredur1098
      @duranpredur1098 4 роки тому +76

      Most of the time it's because she is serious. She proceed to say it was a joke after sensing it was maybe not appropriate.

    • @dilemmarose
      @dilemmarose 4 роки тому +21

      I mean she is the orphan maker

    • @neilweaver2356
      @neilweaver2356 4 роки тому +21

      She's a little *too* good at this deadpan thing.

    • @silverturtlewax2281
      @silverturtlewax2281 4 роки тому +14

      "Killed my family..."

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 роки тому +9

      @Alfonso The Lie Weaver there's another wrinkle for Yasha's case:
      You save kittens and don't ever actually eat them
      Yasha's profession involves killing people. That takes it to another level.

  • @eskimpertush
    @eskimpertush 4 роки тому +823

    Ashley saying "I'm Yasha, I'm very important" wearing a shirt that says Daddy is a goddamn vibe.

    • @ashleycook6025
      @ashleycook6025 3 роки тому +39

      Beau: *trying to seem cool by being too cool*: I'm not important
      Yasha:(Fuck that imma step into this aloof space this bitch leaving) I'M VERY important.

  • @ASingingChemist
    @ASingingChemist 4 роки тому +2101

    I love how her expression and tone doesn’t change at all whenever she makes a joke. Hilarious!!

    • @derammo_on_github
      @derammo_on_github 4 роки тому +49

      Yasha is the real Zemnian

    • @playerzero7890
      @playerzero7890 4 роки тому +8

      great actress

    • @babaogun2081
      @babaogun2081 4 роки тому

      Conozco a un gran hombre en África que me ayudó a traer de vuelta a mi ex esposo que me dejó después de tres años de casados, estamos juntos de nuevo, así que puedes contactarlo en WhatsApp +2347025709844

    • @thepopulargirl1784
      @thepopulargirl1784 4 роки тому +12

      Perfect deadpan delivery.

    • @melindawest3112
      @melindawest3112 3 роки тому +2

      IF she is making a joke

  • @zoethornton7665
    @zoethornton7665 4 роки тому +940

    Probably the greatest deadpan joke taken out of context: "I killed my whole family, I'll throw you under a bridge" -Yasha Nydorin, The Orphan Maker

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +1326

    Yasha: "this isn't actually the way I talk"
    Really? How do you really talk?
    "GAG ME WITH A SPOON MRS HENDERSON" Would have been awesome.

  • @WithASideOfTibbs
    @WithASideOfTibbs 4 роки тому +479

    "I smell like a crayon."
    *Liam and Talesin immediately press their faces into the table*

    • @TroySpartan247
      @TroySpartan247 3 роки тому +62

      and Liam is typically good as staying 'in character', but DAMN does he crack hard

    • @brotherjorge3
      @brotherjorge3 3 роки тому +13

      I am fairly new to “Critical Role” and have noticed that there’s a bit of a running gag about crayons, would you mind explaining the joke for me? Out of context it’s hilarious, but I have a feeling it’s better knowing the story.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 роки тому +30

      @@brotherjorge3 In this case it seems to be related to an off-camera joke between them.
      Though I’ve also heard that someone said she (Ashley) looked like a teacher earlier in that episode when wearing a sweater.

    • @brotherjorge3
      @brotherjorge3 3 роки тому +6

      @@alecLogan Thanks for taking the time to explain it to me. 😃👍

    • @chromegaman
      @chromegaman 3 роки тому +23

      @@brotherjorge3 They are all the time releasing new merch, including printed shirts; having worked with a shirt design company before, I know newly printed shirts tend to smell like melted wax, so it's perhaps a reference to them inspecting new merch and enjoying the "fresh from the print" smell that accompanies them.

  • @tychogoedhart286
    @tychogoedhart286 4 роки тому +656

    I rarely realize how surprisingly different Molly and Cad's voices are, even Tal's laugh is different with each character

    • @Mactav3
      @Mactav3 4 роки тому +61

      Thats a voice actor director for you

    • @EgorKaskader
      @EgorKaskader 3 роки тому +31

      Unless you count the crow laughter, but that's Taliesin himself

  • @dasha9048
    @dasha9048 2 роки тому +161

    The best Yasha joke was in episode 4 (1:32:57) when she referenced lesbian scissoring.
    Beau: How about boulder, parchment, shears?
    Yasha (to Beau): I have a better version of that game. We can play it later.
    When I say I died, I DIED. And the fact that NOBODY caught it!

  • @atelalafford4794
    @atelalafford4794 4 роки тому +630

    ashley can really go 4 hours straight saying bare nothing and come out with the funniest shit ever everytime

    • @vanessaasman8047
      @vanessaasman8047 Рік тому +5

      She's got practice from season 1, since she had to be in and out so often due to work; You have to get your jokes out quick. Internet connection can easily ruin a joke and she did it well :3

  • @canniloni
    @canniloni 4 роки тому +367

    i love how yasha’s sense of humor is different from ashley’s and she still manages to pull it off so well

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 4 роки тому +33

      listen, if ashley johnson can act a character who can take a bite out of a raw onion, she can act anything

  • @DocAcher
    @DocAcher 4 роки тому +264

    "I'm Yasha; I'm very important."
    MOOD.

    • @babaogun2081
      @babaogun2081 4 роки тому

      Conozco a un gran hombre en África que me ayudó a traer de vuelta a mi ex esposo que me dejó después de tres años de casados, estamos juntos de nuevo, así que puedes contactarlo en WhatsApp +2347025709844

  • @Cruzzzie
    @Cruzzzie 4 роки тому +525

    “I smell like a crayon” holy shit that’s the best line ever

    • @Joker8pie
      @Joker8pie 4 роки тому +30

      I love how all you hear for a second is just wheezing from every single cast member.

    • @antares1038
      @antares1038 4 роки тому +4

      Can you explaine the Joke because i dont get it 😬

    • @halloweenfan158
      @halloweenfan158 4 роки тому +7

      Henrik Rock it’s just to be funny, because she smells like a crayon

    • @chromegaman
      @chromegaman 4 роки тому +18

      @@antares1038 There was no joke there, just the deadpan delivery of a line no one at the table expected coupled with the wild imaginations of the players jumping to wacky conclusions.

    • @madeofmandrake1748
      @madeofmandrake1748 3 роки тому +41

      @@antares1038 I heard somewhere that it was because the cast joked off-screen about how crayola crayons used beef fat as a main ingredient. She's basically saying she smells beefy in possibly the most ridiculous, roundabout way possible.

  • @theamericanbenis6314
    @theamericanbenis6314 4 роки тому +80

    You can really feel that 7 charisma charm with Yasha and it's amazing

  • @resdamalos
    @resdamalos 4 роки тому +711

    Yasha's Hideous Laughter.

    • @babaogun2081
      @babaogun2081 4 роки тому

      Conozco a un gran hombre en África que me ayudó a traer de vuelta a mi ex esposo que me dejó después de tres años de casados, estamos juntos de nuevo, así que puedes contactarlo en WhatsApp +2347025709844

    • @redpie7345
      @redpie7345 4 роки тому +5

      @@babaogun2081 shut up pls

    • @sarahm829
      @sarahm829 4 роки тому +4

      I want to like but it's at 69

    • @dhawkeye4439
      @dhawkeye4439 4 роки тому +2

      @@sarahm829 you can like now

  • @kaitlynwickham6237
    @kaitlynwickham6237 4 роки тому +154

    "I smell like a crayon" always jumps into my head after I've been working outside.

  • @dboyzero
    @dboyzero 4 роки тому +421

    every time she does this i think of that clip from steven universe, "garnet, master of comedy."

    • @babaogun2081
      @babaogun2081 4 роки тому

      Conozco a un gran hombre en África que me ayudó a traer de vuelta a mi ex esposo que me dejó después de tres años de casados, estamos juntos de nuevo, así que puedes contactarlo en WhatsApp +2347025709844

  • @seraphinaedan1033
    @seraphinaedan1033 4 роки тому +74

    I love these moments, another fave wasn’t line but an action. Matt describes like a long dead bug under a bed or table that Yasha finds and no hesitation “I eat it” I fully lost it

  • @jcoonie2
    @jcoonie2 4 роки тому +87

    I love seeing liam just lose it instantly and hit the desk with his head around 2:35 at the crayon joke. Def a big reason why I love watching the show vs listening to podcasts the cast is so nutty with their reactions.

  • @tomaszskowronski1406
    @tomaszskowronski1406 4 роки тому +312

    there's actually a lot of them considering on how many episodes Ash-o-lee was out chasing criminals and decrypting tatoos. She's quite a joker.

    • @harmony8623
      @harmony8623 2 роки тому +4

      She has so many funny ass lines in blindspot for sure. And all the critical role references, I lived for them

  • @michaelnagel2205
    @michaelnagel2205 4 роки тому +106

    Ashley/Yasha adds so much to the dynamic of the group. Her deadpan delivery is just so on point.

  • @asifloserface
    @asifloserface 4 роки тому +155

    I love Yasha's deadpan humour so much.

  • @ChevaliersEmeraude
    @ChevaliersEmeraude 4 роки тому +410

    I feel like 2 jokes are missing, that I remember very well, from the live-show episode:
    1- [Fish Market] is my Favored Terrain;
    2- "You can certainly try"
    Although they are a bit of meta-jokes, they still count, no? :p
    EDIT: Oh, also, someone pointed out in the comments: The "throw you under a bridge" line! :P That wasn't in there either! lol

    • @mrworld8494
      @mrworld8494 4 роки тому +3

      @@rainonwings i want to see that clip 😂

    • @AustenFugitive
      @AustenFugitive 4 роки тому +4

      Also "Well they're they Mighty . . . Nein" to Pumat Sol when she first meets him.

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 4 роки тому +3

      “you can certainly try” is a DM classic

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 4 роки тому +1

      'Throw you under a bridge' wasn't really Yasha's joke though, it was more of Nott confusing her and Yasha trying to fit in. (ICly of course. The whole exchange was hilarious so it's easy to feel that it needs ot be included)

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 3 роки тому

      "What's assault?"

  • @copycrow4486
    @copycrow4486 4 роки тому +183

    2:30 Yasha's "I smell like a crayon," line. It leaves everyone dying for 40 seconds. My god.

    • @WithASideOfTibbs
      @WithASideOfTibbs 4 роки тому +19

      Liam and Talesin immediately laying their faces against the table upon her saying it is also great.

    • @PokeBattlerJaze
      @PokeBattlerJaze 4 роки тому +12

      Liam tried so hard to hold it and was like “nah, nah, breaking character too funny”

  • @Marhathor
    @Marhathor 4 роки тому +220

    The lack of killing my whole family has thrown me under a bridge.
    May not have been a deliberate joke by Yasha, but still, that was gold.

  • @CheyeW13
    @CheyeW13 4 роки тому +61

    i love that it took yasha a while to feel comfortable enough to start joking and at first she had to clarify when she was joking but after a while they've begun to learn her humor, it's so sweet

  • @gabebernhard4601
    @gabebernhard4601 4 роки тому +279

    I love when Ashley says something (like the crayon bit), and then has no idea what she just said or why, and is just utterly confused at herself

    • @caseygriffin7664
      @caseygriffin7664 4 роки тому +27

      like om nom nom

    • @pixelqube3274
      @pixelqube3274 2 роки тому +12

      Sometimes i feel its just ashley being herself and honest. Like Yasha wasn't even joking but it comes off that way and she doesn't recognise it as such but goes along with it cause it made her friends happy.

  • @Adam9172
    @Adam9172 3 роки тому +23

    God damn, nearly a year and I still buckle at "I smell like a crayon.". Liam absolutely abandoning ship with that faceplant is the icing on the cake.

  • @MsYakYak94
    @MsYakYak94 4 роки тому +92

    I'm surprised Yasha's "Babies are very tender" line wasn't on here. Then again, I guess we don't actually know if she was joking, since she never elaborated.
    Anyway, I adore Yasha's weird sense of humor, it's great.

  • @GoldnDusty
    @GoldnDusty 4 роки тому +40

    I genuinely adore Caleb’s little “S’pretty good” to her stable joke, because I can’t tell if he’s being nice to a friend or he is genuinely amused by it, which is very in-character.

  • @amberpdavis
    @amberpdavis 4 роки тому +57

    Yasha is so great, I’m so glad Ashley is back for good

  • @raphaa16
    @raphaa16 3 роки тому +12

    The "Guys... (strikes a pose) Do you see me?" had struggling for air the first time I saw it

  • @bamcki991
    @bamcki991 3 роки тому +32

    Let me remind everyone that Yasha's charisma is 7.

  • @francisdoherty5580
    @francisdoherty5580 4 роки тому +32

    New spell for a beginner bard, "Yasha's hideous laughter."
    All players within earshot receive 2d8 Pun damage. Lol

  • @MusicsInMySoul977
    @MusicsInMySoul977 4 роки тому +24

    I love that Yasha's humour is the sarcasm that no one gets because it's so straight forward.

  • @sarahm829
    @sarahm829 4 роки тому +36

    The comedic timing of "...I smell like crayons" just DESTROYED ME

  • @MARINA-ze1fe
    @MARINA-ze1fe 4 роки тому +50

    4:00 Ashley just made a Last of Us reference 😆❤️

    • @fishwad2077
      @fishwad2077 3 роки тому +4

      oh my god i was so confused by that one but that makes so much sense

  • @rileylarkin1254
    @rileylarkin1254 4 роки тому +42

    God, Ashley's poker face is MASTER CLASS

  • @peter_parkour
    @peter_parkour 4 роки тому +59

    Matt's fatherly laugh of approval 😂

  • @frabjuosity
    @frabjuosity 3 роки тому +53

    Ashley mentioned at some point that she tried to give Yasha a bit of a Scandinavian accent, which gives this an extra dimension to me as a Norwegian because our way of doing sarcasm is completely deadpan delivery with no change in tone. When I lived in England I would constantly have to explain to people that I was joking, and I was like "uh I thought you guys considered yourselves the home of dry sarcasm???"

    • @razmataz13drums
      @razmataz13drums 2 роки тому +4

      I get that a lot and im English living in england. Theyre supposed to be my own ppl, but nope

  • @etiennemarquis28
    @etiennemarquis28 4 роки тому +137

    **inhale deeply** "I smell like a crayon" I died XD

    • @babaogun2081
      @babaogun2081 4 роки тому

      Conozco a un gran hombre en África que me ayudó a traer de vuelta a mi ex esposo que me dejó después de tres años de casados, estamos juntos de nuevo, así que puedes contactarlo en WhatsApp +2347025709844

  • @jnewman7
    @jnewman7 4 роки тому +33

    Thank you so much for making this, love all of these moments!

  • @vebo1337
    @vebo1337 2 роки тому +7

    I now realise after Campaign 3 how much of a genius actor Ashley is. Well there's also Ellie but yeah.

  • @dealinginfiction
    @dealinginfiction Рік тому +4

    One of my favorite moments in all the campaigns is when Yasha says she smell like a crayon and the immediate reaction everyone has. How each of them create the same, but the manner in how they react is a reflection of who they are. These are all best friends and it's adorable.

  • @drlaackenstein
    @drlaackenstein 4 роки тому +23

    There's that 7 charisma.

  • @seanmcgcostumes
    @seanmcgcostumes 4 роки тому +57

    I'm genuinely surprised that "it's my favorite terrain" isn't in here.

  • @therealneal9980
    @therealneal9980 4 роки тому +27

    God I forgot “I smell like a crayon” and how it broke the cast

  • @Octobers1086Own
    @Octobers1086Own 3 роки тому +6

    "I smell like a crayon," is still my favorite line from C2, so far. Ashley's improv skills are incredibly great.

  • @neilweaver2356
    @neilweaver2356 4 роки тому +9

    In moments like these, I just love watching the top table dissolve into hysterics.

  • @bg3929Z
    @bg3929Z Рік тому +2

    2:07 *insert vastly different sized books meme here* "CR Campaign 3" vs "CR Campaign 3 if Yasha had acted on her impulse"

  • @mgs464ps3
    @mgs464ps3 4 роки тому +7

    This is hilarious, though what really hit me while watching this is the radical change in body language Taliesin from playing Molly to Cad.

  • @hannahtuck7144
    @hannahtuck7144 4 роки тому +13

    Why did I ever dare to forget about "I SMELL LIKE A CRAYON"

  • @WireMosasaur
    @WireMosasaur 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you so much for this, the yasha jokes are a rare gem and they kill me (and my whole family) every time

  • @beedlebur
    @beedlebur 3 роки тому +9

    the delivery of "I smell like a crayon" is just perfection

  • @abbyj2783
    @abbyj2783 4 роки тому +9

    "I smell like a crayon"
    *Liam fucking dies*

  • @07dki
    @07dki 4 роки тому +8

    absolutely noone:
    Yasha: Let's kill them
    Yasha: Just kidding

  • @groundchele
    @groundchele 4 роки тому +8

    I love Yasha so much

  • @lucar6897
    @lucar6897 4 роки тому +14

    To the people talking about the lack of ‘just killed my family...’, [fishmarket] is my favoured terrain’ and ‘you can certainly try,’ my best guess as to why those aren’t in here is because the video is specifically Yasha’s jokes, not Ashley’s. (First one as it was unintentional by Yasha, and the other two because they were meta-game jokes)

  • @austinhagen8781
    @austinhagen8781 4 роки тому +4

    2:23 for those of you who can for the crayon line

  • @kcscorner7382
    @kcscorner7382 4 роки тому +9

    The best line she has ever said: "I smell like a crayon". That shit makes me laugh every time!

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 4 роки тому +3

      I love the fact that no one was expecting her to say that and you can see it on all of their faces. So good.

  • @KristenWood317
    @KristenWood317 4 роки тому +5

    "It's a joke, guys. It isn't a real thing."
    ...ha. Says you, rock harp goddess!

  • @glimmerpearl_
    @glimmerpearl_ 4 роки тому +6

    "i smell like a crayon" will always and forever be the best yasha one liner

  • @SeerOfTime577
    @SeerOfTime577 3 роки тому +5

    In this household, we love and respect Yasha.

  • @orderlysummit
    @orderlysummit 4 роки тому +10

    Alternate title: This is why we love Yasha

  • @grilledleeks6514
    @grilledleeks6514 3 роки тому +5

    Everyones reaction to "I smell like a crayon!" is so pure... xD

  • @drlaackenstein
    @drlaackenstein 4 роки тому +5

    I just love how "I smell like a crayon" breaks EVERYONE!

  • @TheSpectacledSteve
    @TheSpectacledSteve Рік тому +1

    Can't wait for Campaign 2 to be animated just to hear those jokes

  • @phillipgathright8001
    @phillipgathright8001 2 роки тому +3

    Love how the "crayon" joke just destroys Liam...😅🤣😂

  • @Faith276
    @Faith276 2 роки тому +2

    "I smell like a crayon" more like YASHA'S hideous laughter

  • @TheKrilicious
    @TheKrilicious 4 роки тому +6

    Yasha: "I smell like a crayon!"
    Rest of the table: *Dies!*

  • @chromegaman
    @chromegaman 4 роки тому +2

    There should be a compilation of all the times a one-liner destroyed the table's composure, and "I smell like a crayon" should be at the top!

  • @jamiesunshine8836
    @jamiesunshine8836 4 роки тому +3

    I fuckin forgot about Ashley and the Crayon bit and I was crying. xD

  • @juxhex
    @juxhex 4 роки тому +3

    THANK YOU FOR THIS I LOVE HER

  • @swordude40
    @swordude40 4 роки тому +4

    Precious baby

  • @TheShoo
    @TheShoo 4 роки тому +3

    I LOVE this!

  • @yoko3182
    @yoko3182 4 роки тому +5

    *Deep inhale* "I smell like a crayon."

  • @exemplar7205
    @exemplar7205 Рік тому +3

    Anyone else think she has Yelena energy from MCU? Lol

    • @miabond5198
      @miabond5198 Рік тому +1

      Yes! Absolutely! That's exactly the vibe.

  • @elskabee
    @elskabee 4 роки тому

    the compilation I didn't realise I wanted but so desperately needed, thank you!!!!

  • @EvanWorden1
    @EvanWorden1 4 роки тому +6

    I just realized Laura and Marisha changed rows. Don’t know how I missed that before.

    • @babaogun2081
      @babaogun2081 4 роки тому

      Conozco a un gran hombre en África que me ayudó a traer de vuelta a mi ex esposo que me dejó después de tres años de casados, estamos juntos de nuevo, así que puedes contactarlo en WhatsApp +2347025709844

  • @RaidenlLucifer
    @RaidenlLucifer 4 роки тому +3

    this is why shes my favorite

  • @christopherbacon1077
    @christopherbacon1077 4 роки тому +5

    I still want to know, WHAT COLOR CRAYON!?!

  • @piperbird7193
    @piperbird7193 3 роки тому +1

    Yasha not understanding how sending works is one of my very favorite running jokes of C2.

  • @FerreusVir
    @FerreusVir 4 роки тому +5

    Smelling like a crayon, easily one of the greatest lines in the history of CR.

  • @herz5159
    @herz5159 4 роки тому +5

    Ashley Johnson is underrated

  • @ShardReaper
    @ShardReaper 4 роки тому +2

    I love that Ashley is back full time because I forget how fucking funny she is as Yasha

  • @sybariticcupboardrat3763
    @sybariticcupboardrat3763 3 роки тому +1

    Caduceus: We need to know what you paid, what you've set in motion, we... we're gonna have to take care of it.
    Essek: If I tell you, will you let me go?
    Caduceus: I don't know.... but...
    Yasha: Well, I- I won't let you leave until you do...... You can certainly try.

  • @alexlodervo
    @alexlodervo 4 роки тому +1

    Words cannot begin to describe how much I love Yasha omfg

  • @cosigmatic6281
    @cosigmatic6281 4 роки тому +4

    She’s trying her best!

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 роки тому +3

    Ashley: I smell like a crayon
    Talesin, Marisha, and Liam evaporate on the spot

  • @ha7ard822
    @ha7ard822 3 роки тому +2

    "I smell like a crayon." Still has me in stitches.

  • @gaylordrobinson1199
    @gaylordrobinson1199 4 роки тому +8

    2:34 Liam dies

    • @WithASideOfTibbs
      @WithASideOfTibbs 4 роки тому

      Just, face meet table. It's honestly my favorite part of the whole thing.

  • @joshuatidrick1940
    @joshuatidrick1940 4 роки тому +4

    I honestly never knew that Ashley was in the Avengers, a background character, but still

  • @darvixgaming1686
    @darvixgaming1686 4 роки тому +3

    “I smell like a crayon.” Gets me every time

  • @crestfallensunbro6001
    @crestfallensunbro6001 4 роки тому +2

    I live (I think) Matt's *_WHEEZE_*

  • @StretchyPlays
    @StretchyPlays 4 роки тому +2

    I don't know why "I smell like a crayon" is so funny but it just cracks me up so much!

    • @chromegaman
      @chromegaman 4 роки тому

      It's the cast reaction that breaks me. Like the statement is unremarkable, but everyone dissolving into hysterics immediately makes me smile and eventually laugh along, although I'm sure I'm missing the joke.

  • @ashkorfrost987
    @ashkorfrost987 3 роки тому +2

    Ashley "I smell like a crayon" Johnson

  • @RoostaIRL
    @RoostaIRL 3 роки тому +2

    sam missed that pun.. "disregard beureguard"

  • @Whatzerx
    @Whatzerx 4 роки тому

    this is amazing, thank you so much

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple Рік тому +1

    ashley 🤝 less is more 🤝 zac oyama

  • @Baraz_Red
    @Baraz_Red 4 роки тому +3

    She does not talk often, so that was fun to watch again.

  • @kassandrajeffery7035
    @kassandrajeffery7035 3 роки тому +2

    Yasha: "I smell like crayon."
    Liam: Breaks character and dies lol