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The way Jerma talks about certain things, like bragging about having more blood or "collagen", really makes him seem like an Alien trying to relate to humans
I love how as he was outed for wearing lipstick he shouted “I DONT NEED MAKEUP IVE GOT PLENTY OF COLLAGEN” and he stretches his face out like a cartoon character
@JFK Taco Bell You might think that, but he has gone out of his way to disable things like the hype train feature because people would not stop giving money
@Nobody You seem to be not that well informed about Jermas money habits. People just give him money for anything, and he truly doesn't want people to give him too much. He has gone and disabled features like the hype train to make it impossible for people to give unnecessary money. And even if he does accept it, he gives back a lot. He bought more than 400 subs for his viewers which is basically just deleting money to make some people happy. As well as his grandious projects he spends a lot of money on that are only there to entertain the crowd
"A number of Lincoln’s contemporaries left accounts of his voice and speaking style. Journalist Horace White described Lincoln as having 'a thin tenor, or rather falsetto, voice, almost as high-pitched as a boatswain’s whistle.' Others described it as 'shrill' and 'sharp,' which the New York Herald noted in February 1860 had 'a frequent tendency to dwindle into a shrill and unpleasant sound.' For most listeners, however, the power of Lincoln’s words soon outweighed any discordant note in his delivery." from the library of congress blog... huh!
It still blows my mind that you're supposed to use the disembodied hand with the extender spring. 7 year old me was not ready for that moon logic at all.
Cheers, I've literally never heard of Gus Johnson but that opening clip made me look at the comments hoping someone would say where it was from, now I'm subbed
You can pinpoint EXACTLY when people started laughing about him being drunk. You can literally spot exactly when messages like "LMAO HE'S DRUNK AS SHIT" would start to be spammed.
didn't see the Gus Johnson reference coming, my compliments, was watching the long stream of sam and max save the world prior to this popping up, nice.
@@ecstaticafter4644 yes he is. he has horrendous back pain caused by some sort of arthritis - not sure on the details, but he has been taking a bunch of different medications to try and figure this out. because of this, he can't stream, which is alright. TMK he has tried steroids and done a CAT scan, and he said they are triangulating in on the problem. i hope he does alright. he doesn't have corona though
I'm late as f*ck but R- Roy - Red O- Of - Orange Y- York - Yellow G- Gave - Green B- Battle - Blue I- In - Indigo V- Vain - Violet He's right about the rainbow thing but he doesn't know why. God I love this man.
Streamer plays detective dog and rabbit: the game while simultaneously drinking an excessive amount of canned drinks in a shaggy cosplay with lipstick only to have burps that sound like a didgeridoo.
The way Jerma talks about certain things, like bragging about having more blood or "collagen", really makes him seem like an Alien trying to relate to humans
Real species
he said "Humans have 4 pints I have 5"
what did he mean by this
2:30
@Khari Nehemiah you both made your accounts a month ago. seems legit
Change ur name there can only be one
I love that he put on lipstick just in the hope that someone would call it out eventually
Wow 1.3k likes and no comments, don’t mind if I just come along and ruin it
@@havoclights9673 get out
Just the fact that Kim asked him in-chat what he wanted to eat instead of texting him lmao
Hahaha
"Humans have 4 pints, I have five pints of blood" clown vampire streamer admits he is not human
He actually has _two_ extra pints. Anyone Jerma’s size would only be able to have 3 pints, tops.
Jerma fits in a pint what are you talking about
I think he was just talking about the extra pints he has in his fridge
chat calling Jerma "dad" just seems creepy to me. That's too young. He should be called grandpa instead.
No, his grampa voice must remain buried
We should call him "Uncle Jeremy"
@@_hekken Uncle elbert's son
too soon
and yet people find it normal to call simpleflips dad despite him being 10 years younger
I love how as he was outed for wearing lipstick he shouted “I DONT NEED MAKEUP IVE GOT PLENTY OF COLLAGEN” and he stretches his face out like a cartoon character
“Stop paying me” one of the only streamers I know who would say that when asked to chug a mountain dew
ok
@JFK Taco Bell You might think that, but he has gone out of his way to disable things like the hype train feature because people would not stop giving money
@Nobody You seem to be not that well informed about Jermas money habits. People just give him money for anything, and he truly doesn't want people to give him too much. He has gone and disabled features like the hype train to make it impossible for people to give unnecessary money. And even if he does accept it, he gives back a lot. He bought more than 400 subs for his viewers which is basically just deleting money to make some people happy. As well as his grandious projects he spends a lot of money on that are only there to entertain the crowd
Vinny also constantly says "save it for the charity stream"
"I'm not wearing lipstick. I'm just full of blood."
I love how he opens the banana picture and goes “is that supposed to be a threat”
This footage reinforces evidence that "Jerma985" is in fact not of this world.
3d rendered face of a small man in its pre-recorded stream
Meet “I’m full of blood” jerma
Good ol 5 pints Jerma
Don’t let the heavy punch out all his blood.
@@sawyere2496 The 5 Pint Half-Pint
collagen streamer
I love how Jerma switched to his green shirt for another green shirt just for one joke. Thats dedication
That's the other side of the same shirt
He turned the shirt inside out
"A number of Lincoln’s contemporaries left accounts of his voice and speaking style. Journalist Horace White described Lincoln as having 'a thin tenor, or rather falsetto, voice, almost as high-pitched as a boatswain’s whistle.' Others described it as 'shrill' and 'sharp,' which the New York Herald noted in February 1860 had 'a frequent tendency to dwindle into a shrill and unpleasant sound.' For most listeners, however, the power of Lincoln’s words soon outweighed any discordant note in his delivery."
from the library of congress blog... huh!
PaintraSeaPea interesting idk if that lets me visualize it in any way doe
YOOOOO, SeaPea! I didn't know you were a Jerma fan! Epic
@@flock221 His voice was supposed to be thin and reedy, like a stereotypical feeble old man voice.
@@flock221 lincoln sounded like jordan peterson
“It doesn’t burn through my organs, I drink this on airplanes!”
10/10 logic, Jerma
I think he was implying if it was bad then why would it be available to buy on airplanes.
@@hutt1936 Or it would melt through the airplane.
Pineapple juice doesn't melt steel bones
The first rule of success for point and click adventure games: "Use every object on every object."
It still blows my mind that you're supposed to use the disembodied hand with the extender spring.
7 year old me was not ready for that moon logic at all.
small boston man tries to play game, gets turned into banana
"Let's go talk to Sybil... *_THERE ARE BUGS IN MY FUCKING HAIR THERE ARE BUGS EVERYWHERE_* "
Jerma are you ok
i love how it cuts immediately after that, leaving the possibility of him going on a 20 minute rant and a thorough examination of his room for bugs
23:30 why is he eating dinner on a paper plate with a plastic fork in his own house
psychopath streamer cant wash dishes
streamer budget
Whats weird about that?
A fair amount of people seem to do that, I think so they don't have to wash up. Pretty wasteful. 🌈
rubber-faced streamer becomes self-conscious about his shaggy cosplay, becomes the president
"I'm not piss brown yellow!"
Takes color personality test: dark yellow
Local shaggy cosplayer does eating ASMR while destroyed on red wine and discount mountain dew
I like local shaggy cosplayer as an occupation
I've literally never heard of Jerma but he started with a gus Johnson clip and I'm going to be incredibly interested from here on out
You're in for a trip my friend have fun
Jerma is the JoJo of UA-camrs
Cheers, I've literally never heard of Gus Johnson but that opening clip made me look at the comments hoping someone would say where it was from, now I'm subbed
POTATO EH-81-ATG this seems to a reference to something? I don’t quite follow
@@POTATOEH81 I'm in.
Megalomaniac's girlfriend asks him what he wants for dinner.
"DEPENDS ON THE DAY"
"I'm not wearing lipstick- I'm just full of blood."
What a demented thing to say
Factual, honest, extraterrestrial.
Fun Fact : Lincoln died before this game was even released
😭😭😭
The fact that I’m taller than Jerma is what keeps me going in this cursed world
That's a low bar, to be honest.
But are you almost a foot taller than him, like that random member of chat?
Jackson Franco well, if jerma is 4’11 then yes
He’s still 6-7 inches taller than me
Thermonuclear Washington Monument is Sam and Max’s final smash
ah, yes my favorite streamer: BananaMan985
Jermanna
Praise the banana
Ah, yes my favorite TF Classic map: Banana Land
Do you see banana man?
Hopping over on the white hot sand...
Damn I can’t believe internet sensation and popular youtuber Abraham Lincoln decided to collab with Jerma in this vid
With cameos by Tomas Jefferson and George Washington!
You can pinpoint EXACTLY when people started laughing about him being drunk. You can literally spot exactly when messages like "LMAO HE'S DRUNK AS SHIT" would start to be spammed.
He really was sponsored by fruit
streamer gets blue balls from chugging mountian dew
Oh hell yeah gus and eddy in the beginning
BOYS SUPPORT BOYS
Jerma needs to go on the podcast once he gets rid of his virus
"I will not drink it in the living room, I will not share it with a broom." This man should be a stand up comedian
0:26 I can just imagine an actual dad reacting to their kid with "Is that a THREAT?"
i remember this boy from team fortress!
I recollect this male child from team defense fort the second
TheJackK!ck two fortress defense
I recognize him from playing in servers
game
He's wearing the potassium bonnett
I have rosacea and I’m gonna start telling anyone who asks why my face is red “I’m just full of blood”. Thanks Jerma
Tell them you're an apple.
didn't see the Gus Johnson reference coming, my compliments, was watching the long stream of sam and max save the world prior to this popping up, nice.
Jesus jack, that’s like 20 times the efficiency of the entire rest of the channel, keep it up.
Jack is GOAT
The intro made me think a mainstream youtuber was collabing with Jerma or somethn and my heart skipped. Jerma you do really deserve a bigger audience.
Hey
Local streamer turns himself into a banana
compact banana
chat calling jerma "dad" was really sweet
I hoped when he got off "to get some water" he would bring like a jerma puppet.
local streamer accidentally ignests mercury-based lipstick, leading to bug hallucinations
i turned myself into a banana chat
i'm banana jerma
And he turned himself into a banana, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Jeremy "I value non-testicular pain" Elbertson
13:20 jerma realizing his shirt is inside-out and trying to play it cool is so funny
hi jerma just want to say i love you and i hope you feel better, we all miss you and we want you to do whats best for you. mwah
jermaHeart
He's sick?
@@ecstaticafter4644 no, he is jerma
@@ecstaticafter4644 yes he is. he has horrendous back pain caused by some sort of arthritis - not sure on the details, but he has been taking a bunch of different medications to try and figure this out. because of this, he can't stream, which is alright.
TMK he has tried steroids and done a CAT scan, and he said they are triangulating in on the problem. i hope he does alright.
he doesn't have corona though
@@marshmellow9281 dude... I hope he is fine. Can you tell him I said that?
10:15 Even Jerma's half-assed Shaggy impression is 100x times better than Will Forte's Shaggy.
I'm not wearing lipstick, I'm just full of blood.
Me, reading only the title of the video and coming directly to the comments section without watching it: I've got great news
And then he turns himself into a banana, I swear. The funniest shit I've ever seen.
This is the most political jerma has ever gotten.
Lincoln's Lipstick Legacy
I feel like everything Jerma says is written by a team of 5 writers on LSD 2 minutes before he says it
jerma drinks ball hurting juice on stream
I'm late as f*ck but
R- Roy - Red
O- Of - Orange
Y- York - Yellow
G- Gave - Green
B- Battle - Blue
I- In - Indigo
V- Vain - Violet
He's right about the rainbow thing but he doesn't know why. God I love this man.
"I have like 5 pints of blood, and it has to go somewhere." Quite a lot of extra blood Jerma, where do you store this?
In his giant clown shoes, of course.
does he ever play the game or does he just get bullied the whole time?
You could comment this on every Jerma vid and I think it would make sense
this is the first and last time we bring up banana jerma
I love the tangent to the color personality quiz, Jerma is a truly brilliant creator
I love the part where he’s hyping up his Girlfriends cooking 😂
Ball hurting juice also known as the stone maker
Honest Abe? More like, Honestly Lame
How dare you, I'll get Trump to unsign the emancipation proclamation if you don't take that back
@@JackPorter the emanclamation, you mean.
I read that in Shaggy's voice and it makes perfect sense.
That doesn't even rhyme, Shaggy
i love how i know exactly what hes talking about when he said "ive seen a video where a guy drops his whole plate of food so i wont do that"
This is the quality Jack edits I was hoping for when we found out he was getting hired
The mouth sound warning was very much appreciated
Are all the sam and max streams just jerma being paranoid about his image
thats jermas entire career
23:39 thats some mighty good garlic bread
streamer claims to be of native american descent while attempting to assassinate abraham lincoln
Thank you for the Gus Johnson and eddy burback love
The sheer amount of sound bites in this video is incredible. Jerma never disappoints
"I have like 5 pints of blood. But it has to go somewhere."
*looks down at jerma's 9.85 incher*
Its 12, remember the lie detector stream?
I hope your talking about the trunk space of his clown car
@@bitchtitchs Oh yeah i forget hes a 12er....mmm...I having bad thoughts..
17:35 footage confirming that Mountain Dew is just liquid Byeh in a can.
gus and eddy intro!!
@@DunkleCheese:(
No way did you just drop a Gus and Eddy skit at the intro of this... love this channel more and more every day
"When abraham lincoln created the universe..." need i say more?
“When Abraham Lincoln fucking created the universe this is not what he thought was gonna happen.”
"I value non-testicular pain"
Shaggy streamer does CBT with soda.
Local streamer drinks Mountain Dew. Balls explode
that can't be how it happened
Honestly, just watching this video is such a trip.
Can’t believe Jerma showed his Red Rocket on stream, what a sicko
Streamer plays detective dog and rabbit: the game while simultaneously drinking an excessive amount of canned drinks in a shaggy cosplay with lipstick only to have burps that sound like a didgeridoo.
Jerma attempts to overthrow the government with a pint sized lagomorph.
“is that a threat or something?”
💀💀
17:31
good lord that was vile xd
Compact, financially destitute streamer contracts chronic testicular pain from Mountain Dew donation scam gone wrong.
“When Abraham Lincoln created the universe”
Awesome intro! One of my fave gus sketches
Streamer kills himself by drinking pineapple causing his organs to melt
Local streamer steals blood from a clinic, injects himself with the blood of the donators
I didn't think I'd learn about Frank Cannonball Richards from a Jerma video.
Thank u Jerma for posting more sam & max stuff. Please it needs more attention
Compacted and vitamin enriched streamer
Jerma's Shaggy impression sounds like Jerma doing a Shaggy impression
Tbh this is a ‘best of’
Drunk streamer has a schizophrenic episode for 37 minutes
dubs
chewing.
CHARACTER.
@@themigtyboosh
Fuck, you beat me to it.
Schizophrenic steamer contemplates his blood amount, argues with spouse through Twitch chat.
the reason why we haven't seen jerma in awhile is because his years of consuming pineapple juice has caught up with him.
It was probably that one mountain dew