Force Any Surface Pro Model (to date) to Boot Off USB

Ever have the need to boot a Surface Pro off USB? The standard F11 key that works on PCs is a no-go with the Surface Pro line of laptops. While the F11 key doesn't work, there is a way to easily accomplish something similar. It won't present you a boot list to allow you choices as the F11 key does, but if you just need to straight up boot off a USB drive, this clip is for you.
The target system was a base model Surface Pro 4.