Usually the truth can be told with gentle kindness the vast majority of the time. This is from the positive experience of a licensed psychologist from over a decade.
ive never had this? all of the compliments i give partners are from the heart and things i really deeply believe to be true. then again, im a lesbian, so maybe that makes things different lol
The movie is continuously hilarious, the pace is never too fast or too slow, and they never go overboard. One of the greatest comedies / parodies of all time, if not the greatest. 10/10.
@@HitoshuratdnThat will always be a subjective thing. I'll rephrase: For me it's the greatest comedy movie of all time for this type of subgenre of comedy.
Sacha Baron Cohen : Where did you get those relics from, the Shah of Iran's garage sale ? Me : ... maybe he'd prefer something from the Auschwitz gift shop then.
"The flames of the righteous attacks the unjust!" Gets me everytime xD
Literally came to say exactly this. Best line in the scene
Best line ever
In reality these Arabs uses these Abrahamicb & quranic verses in these situations. It's so funny.
1:31
Lmfaooo
"Where did you get those relics from? The Shah of Iran's garage sale" lol
+iandhr1
I'm starting to think you don't want to be tortured.
You're just taking all the fun out of it.
It's ok, there from 1972.
Now I know how to escape torture
thats the anal umbrella
"Someone's got a friend in Syria." This always cracks me up
Quiet common about to become
Except Fallujah is in Iraq.
Apparently, USA is in both@@adamesd3699
😂😂😂
I never got that joke. Can someone shed some light on it?
"I've got one that works by Bluetooth."
HA
Screw it! SCREW IT! Screw it!
"It'd be nice if I got just s little bit of positive feedback about my tools!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's what he said.
Luiz Marinho no shit
Joe West lol when he said that i readed your comment
You know I don't even think you want to be tortured.
Aladdin mlwkk
"Show me the next one, I will be supportive I promise." 🤣🤣
He tried
"You know, there is a new model...."
“ either you want the truth or you want complements, decide” pretty much every relationship
Usually the truth can be told with gentle kindness the vast majority of the time.
This is from the positive experience of a licensed psychologist from over a decade.
ive never had this? all of the compliments i give partners are from the heart and things i really deeply believe to be true. then again, im a lesbian, so maybe that makes things different lol
So... if you're about to be tortured, be a backseat torturer and criticise the tools for being too safe?
Yes
aladeen
What if they call your bluff and pull out a newer set
@@azmanabdulathen your screwed
@@chideraalexanderdex547
I prefer the hammer
When someone tries to torture a Dark Eldar in 40k
Umbruhh nice one
hahahahaaha
But Aladeen is The Supreme Emperor of Mankind =))
@@anhduchoang5880 I have reported your comment to the holy inquisition
@@Voodoo_Robot how dare you questioned to The Supreme Emperor might? =))
The movie is continuously hilarious, the pace is never too fast or too slow, and they never go overboard.
One of the greatest comedies / parodies of all time, if not the greatest.
10/10.
It's hilarious and I love Sacha Baron Cohen, but this movie is ENTIRELY overboard. I mean that's kind of the point of the comedy.
True
What is a 10/10??
Don't you mean Aladeen/Aladeen??
It's hilarious, but I wouldn't really call it the greatest comedy movie.
@@HitoshuratdnThat will always be a subjective thing.
I'll rephrase: For me it's the greatest comedy movie of all time for this type of subgenre of comedy.
the flames of the righteous will burn the unjust!
Zach Shult Attack*
That is why terrorism exists. Now i understand.
I always appreciate how it never feels like it goes too far
“The flames of the righteous attacked the unjust”” 😂😂😂
Meaning?
@@shfd3832the flames attack him for being evil
"I'll be back with help. JK, just kidding!"
J
I’ll be back with help! Not!
when Wreck-It-Ralph fails to torture King Julien.
You can feel his pain when he says there is a newer model you know lmao
i feel like this movie is 90% dark quotes.
Well it is that's the point
Nik Falcon more like edgy
greats you have a brain
@@wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub you racist
You mean 90% Aladeen quotes?
"It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe" i can't xDDDD
The hidden joke nobody gets.
It means Saudis have tiny cocks.
That line is total old school humor. I wish new movies fell back on that crazy kind of humor more often.
someone's got a friend in Syria
I am very proud of it
there is a new model, you know?
@@inigo-montoyaI’ve got one that works by Bluetooth.
“That’s like 1972, hello”
"Banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe." lmao
*Saudi Arabia
Who gives a fuck if he spelled it wrong it will be gone within the next decade probably anyway...
+Martin Bararanyi Damn auto correct.
cuz its funnier if the joke is about saudi arabia rather than a fictional place
Michael Brown bad day?
The flames of the righteous attack the unjust...lolz
3:26
LMFAO
My go to when someone burns themselves
"It'd be nice if I got a little positive feedback on my tools!" 😂
I don't even think you wanna be tortured.
I don't want to be tortured
😂 that's great
You're just taking all the fun out of it.
@@TheStapleGunKid you just want me to say compliments all the time
@@shawndecker426 You know I don't even think you want to be tortured.
@@TheStapleGunKid I don't want to be tortured
@@shawndecker426 It would just be nice if I got a little bit positive feedback about my tools.
"I don't even want to torture you anymore". and his response "Don't be like that" Kills me
Where's the splash guard? :'-)
Krishnan RV I see that it has a screw hole for one. But I didn't get it.
One of the few movies where every line is brilliant
I'll be back with help! Jk! Just kidding! XD
Lmao hahhaai
I dont even think you wanna be torcherd anymore lmao
Check Mc torched? ;). Good one.
You gonna get khara (shit in Arabic)in your trousers that killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my best scene
This scene is pure genius
3:04 The sound when you try to fart quietly
Not a dull moment in this entire movie
Shame on Netflix for editing out so many of the best bits of this movie
Seriously? Hpw much? I tgought netflix left filns as is.
@@GHC3 That Billy Elliot bit was cut out for some reason
“You know I don’t even think you wannabe tortured” 😂
*_"Someone's got a friend in Syria!"_*
😂😂😂
This is the greatest toruture scene ive ever seen
John C Reilly is perfect in this role 😂😂😂
It’s pure gold he makes him so self conscious he says fuck it
@@WheretheportlandorarealadiesatIs it me or does he look like a president with that attire
@@pottytheparrot310 he does hahhaha
it seems like every person who commented saw this video
this really was a clever and funny scene
"I'll be back with help! JK! Just kidding!" 🤣🤣🤣
Imperial Torturer attempting to torture a captured Dark Eldar (M35 colorized)
Hahaha hahaha.
Except the dark eldar would want to be tortured.
This is the funniest scene from the movie.
The dark side of "Wreck-It Ralph!"
Looks like Jean Girard got has revenge on Cal Jr. Ricky Bobby must be next, Haha
The flames of the righteous attack the unjust xD
"by bluetooth"
He should have gotten the bluethooth variant
When he said I’ll be back with help he should of said “NOT” as a borat reference 😂😂
No, that will be stupid. Borate character has nothing to do with aladdin character.
@@Professional_UA-cam_Commenter yea, Kazakhstan is in Asia and wadiya is in real Eritrea and thats North east African country
Nah the JK bit was hilarious
“Wheres the splsh guard, you gonna get chhatta on your trousers”
You foolish man, there is no earthly fire that could ever...
The flame of the righteous attacks the unjust!
I love John c Reilly
I always remember when I first saw this movie in the theaters I was laughing my butt off so much.
So do they sell those tools on eBay?
These actually are available on the deep Web.
grant richardet not unless you have a friend in Syria
grant richardet yeah I got a whole bag full of them last week.
Tasin Al-Hassan ..... And would you know that?
@@alexpollock6932i do have a friend in Syria
Did he just said you're gonna get 5ara on your trousers😂😂😂😂
Yes
The flames of the riteous attack the unjust.
"It's being banned for being too safe" 😂
😂😂😂
i like that he clarifies what JK means LOL
John C Reilly is played an uncredited cameo in this movie.
"THE FLAMES OF THE RIGHTEOUS ATTACK THE UNJUST"
That is NOT how i thought this scene was gonna play out.
It was on Broadway as well
Force shaving ones BEARD!!! THAT'S THE TORTURE THAT UN HAS IGNORED
I'll be back with help... jk
"I'll be back with help, jk, just kidding XD"
Why do I want there to be an extended scene where he would keep bringing up tools while the Dictator would just explain how bad they are? 😂
„Its like… 1972, hello?“ For some reason this line has entered my standard vocabulary.
I guess torture is an art.
I repeat line from scene you just watched.
You give me thumbs up.
This 10yo video has better quality than one from 3 years ago lol
This is the perfect way to do cinema sins for torture scenes.
its like you don't even wanna be tortured
Anyone back after the fall of Assad?
Someone’s got a friend in Syria!
@@bnizzle88 not anymore, I guess
The torturer wanted to be praised like a dictator with lies and the dictator became the honest man not the yes man.
2:48 Kinda hits differently after he fled to Russia
You missed the best one. “You have the Fallujah Fire-Hose. Someone has a friend in Syria!”. “I have a new one that works with Blu-tooth”.
I accidentally typed Aladdin gets tortured trying to find this scene
Your going to get kara on your trousers 😂😂
Its Hara ..
@@moonhorse100 you're both morons it's KHaraa with a double A. KH stands for خ in Arabic and the word means poop.
Lmao
@@moonhorse100 it’s خرا
" you are cursed l. may the flames of the fire burn the unjust "
LMAO ALADEEN LOOKS LIKE FAZE APEX FOR REALS
😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
You just want me to say compliments the whole time!
I like how he punched him the 2nd time and it looked like he was dancing for a second 😂. great for the comment Aladeen said
It feels like you dont even wanna be tortured....
this was the first movie of his that I saw and I absolutely loved it
Sacha Baron Cohen : Where did you get those relics from, the Shah of Iran's garage sale ?
Me : ... maybe he'd prefer something from the Auschwitz gift shop then.
"I don't even think you wanna be tortured." 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t want to be tortured.
You're just like taking all of the fun out of it
@@coolkenman”you just want me to say compliments all the time. Either you want truth or compliments decide!”
@@pokemonjhotomasterit'd be nice if I got a little bit of positive feedback about my tools!
@@pokemonjhotomaster it'll be nice if I got just a little positive feedback about my tools!
Flames of the righteous attack the anjas :D
***** You don't get it. Anjas is an arabic word for filthy people, sometimes used to refer to infidels.
Oh and while we're at it. When he said you'll get khara on your trousers, khara means shit.
Flames of the righteous attack the unjust+---👍👍👍👍👍kickass dialogue....
😂😂😂😂
That line about little bit of positive feedback😂
"Banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe" is the funniest shit
'You won't be talking so much smack, with this up your butt. ☂️' - 😂😂
I feel like Sacha Baron Cohen just made this movie for himself. I love it.
Funniest scene in the movie. John C Riley was just perfect here.
lmao one of the best scenes in the movie
“I’ll be back with help! JK! Just kidding!” Excellent trolling!
supreme beard :D
“Hello Aladdin” 😅😆
😂
John C Reilly is amazing. every scene i've ever watche him, he was great.
"1972 hello" 😂
why do i always get reminded of the Tarzan character clayton when a hear the name clayton in different movies?
Where did you get those? Phil Leotardo’s garage sale? 😂😂