The dictator "torture scene"

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  • @hittingyouoverthehead
    @hittingyouoverthehead 8 років тому +4215

    "It's been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe." lol XD...

    • @TJzWayyy
      @TJzWayyy 7 років тому +34

      Ashcool 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelreardon303
      @michaelreardon303 2 роки тому +29

      Probably My Favorite Line

    • @romekjanes7664
      @romekjanes7664 2 місяці тому +8

      It's 1/1 000 000 chance that happening but you wrote the comment exactly the same time the guy said it :D hilarious!

  • @Ihateironyanddumbusernames
    @Ihateironyanddumbusernames Рік тому +1974

    "Ya know i dont even think you wanna be tortured" is a wild line 😂

    • @crazyhatchetlife
      @crazyhatchetlife Рік тому +76

      “I don’t wanna be tortured.” Lmao

    • @camvahdati
      @camvahdati 2 місяці тому +23

      @@crazyhatchetlife”your just taking all of the fun out of it.”

    • @juniorfio1196
      @juniorfio1196 Місяць тому +6

      @@camvahdati "It's been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe."

    • @gaborkiss1425
      @gaborkiss1425 11 днів тому +2

      That's something that Alestorm would put in their lyrics.

  • @iandhr1
    @iandhr1 9 років тому +4895

    "Where did you get those relics from? The Shah of Iran's garage sale" lol

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 9 років тому +50

      +iandhr1
      I'm starting to think you don't want to be tortured.

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 8 років тому +78

      You're just taking all the fun out of it.

    • @juniorfio1196
      @juniorfio1196 6 років тому +79

      It's ok, there from 1972.

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 5 років тому +26

      Now I know how to escape torture

    • @srimam3839
      @srimam3839 4 роки тому +4

      thats the anal umbrella

  • @pittraider1221
    @pittraider1221 2 роки тому +3345

    "The flames of the righteous attacks the unjust!" Gets me everytime xD

    • @darrenmays2036
      @darrenmays2036 Рік тому +26

      Literally came to say exactly this. Best line in the scene

    • @zimbabwepapi9684
      @zimbabwepapi9684 5 місяців тому +5

      Best line ever

    • @kaycey7361
      @kaycey7361 3 місяці тому +11

      In reality these Arabs uses these Abrahamicb & quranic verses in these situations. It's so funny.

    • @alexludavertigo6926
      @alexludavertigo6926 3 місяці тому +5

      1:31

    • @camq-py7bs
      @camq-py7bs 2 місяці тому

      Lmfaooo

  • @kartikpandey1353
    @kartikpandey1353 Рік тому +1998

    "Someone's got a friend in Syria." This always cracks me up

    • @Good_Luck_8619
      @Good_Luck_8619 11 місяців тому +1

      Quiet common about to become

    • @adamesd3699
      @adamesd3699 10 місяців тому +9

      Except Fallujah is in Iraq.

    • @rahulpareek7804
      @rahulpareek7804 9 місяців тому

      Apparently, USA is in both@@adamesd3699

    • @daezimba7436
      @daezimba7436 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @marlonquintana3466
      @marlonquintana3466 2 місяці тому +2

      I never got that joke. Can someone shed some light on it?

  • @Thecognoscenti_1
    @Thecognoscenti_1 8 років тому +2154

    "I've got one that works by Bluetooth."
    HA

    • @Clarissa_Star
      @Clarissa_Star 6 років тому +36

      Screw it! SCREW IT! Screw it!

  • @Clarissa_Star
    @Clarissa_Star 6 років тому +1325

    So... if you're about to be tortured, be a backseat torturer and criticise the tools for being too safe?

  • @xKasumiChan
    @xKasumiChan 2 роки тому +510

    "Show me the next one, I will be supportive I promise." 🤣🤣

    • @josephpena6181
      @josephpena6181 10 місяців тому +1

      He tried

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 місяці тому +5

      "You know, there is a new model...."

  • @tchallaw3st
    @tchallaw3st 8 років тому +1932

    "It'd be nice if I got just s little bit of positive feedback about my tools!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Umbruhh
    @Umbruhh 5 років тому +783

    When someone tries to torture a Dark Eldar in 40k

    • @UltimaSigmarAlonso
      @UltimaSigmarAlonso 4 роки тому +13

      Umbruhh nice one

    • @BattlerEvil
      @BattlerEvil 3 роки тому +6

      hahahahaaha

    • @anhduchoang5880
      @anhduchoang5880 2 роки тому +12

      But Aladeen is The Supreme Emperor of Mankind =))

    • @Voodoo_Robot
      @Voodoo_Robot 2 роки тому +1

      @@anhduchoang5880 I have reported your comment to the holy inquisition

    • @anhduchoang5880
      @anhduchoang5880 2 роки тому +2

      @@Voodoo_Robot how dare you questioned to The Supreme Emperor might? =))

  • @xvillisx
    @xvillisx 10 місяців тому +228

    “ either you want the truth or you want complements, decide” pretty much every relationship

  • @awesomedan5212
    @awesomedan5212 7 років тому +358

    "I'll be back with help. JK, just kidding!"

  • @zachshult
    @zachshult 8 років тому +449

    the flames of the righteous will burn the unjust!

  • @reganbrannigan3006
    @reganbrannigan3006 2 роки тому +214

    I always appreciate how it never feels like it goes too far

  • @frankx1x
    @frankx1x 3 роки тому +429

    “The flames of the righteous attacked the unjust”” 😂😂😂

  • @borisfrlic
    @borisfrlic Рік тому +484

    The movie is continuously hilarious, the pace is never too fast or too slow, and they never go overboard.
    One of the greatest comedies / parodies of all time, if not the greatest.
    10/10.

    • @Someidiotthatplayspiano
      @Someidiotthatplayspiano 8 місяців тому +1

      It's hilarious and I love Sacha Baron Cohen, but this movie is ENTIRELY overboard. I mean that's kind of the point of the comedy.

    • @Wheretheportlandorarealadiesat
      @Wheretheportlandorarealadiesat 8 місяців тому

      True

    • @royalroyal2210
      @royalroyal2210 2 місяці тому +5

      What is a 10/10??
      Don't you mean Aladeen/Aladeen??

    • @Hitoshuratdn
      @Hitoshuratdn 2 місяці тому

      It's hilarious, but I wouldn't really call it the greatest comedy movie.

    • @borisfrlic
      @borisfrlic 2 місяці тому

      @@HitoshuratdnThat will always be a subjective thing.
      I'll rephrase: For me it's the greatest comedy movie of all time for this type of subgenre of comedy.

  • @JamieDarren
    @JamieDarren 5 років тому +688

    i feel like this movie is 90% dark quotes.

  • @pokemonjhotomaster
    @pokemonjhotomaster 5 років тому +314

    "I don't even think you wanna be tortured." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 4 роки тому +24

      I don’t want to be tortured.

    • @coolkenman
      @coolkenman 2 місяці тому +9

      You're just like taking all of the fun out of it

    • @pokemonjhotomaster
      @pokemonjhotomaster 2 місяці тому +6

      @@coolkenman”you just want me to say compliments all the time. Either you want truth or compliments decide!”

    • @coolkenman
      @coolkenman 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@pokemonjhotomasterit'd be nice if I got a little bit of positive feedback about my tools!

    • @coolkenman
      @coolkenman Місяць тому +4

      @@pokemonjhotomaster it'll be nice if I got just a little positive feedback about my tools!

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 2 місяці тому +18

    3:04 The sound when you try to fart quietly

  • @krishnbimanagar
    @krishnbimanagar 9 років тому +599

    someone's got a friend in Syria

    • @ujjwalsoni22
      @ujjwalsoni22 2 роки тому +7

      I am very proud of it

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya Рік тому +4

      ​there is a new model, you know?

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 17 днів тому

      @@inigo-montoyaI’ve got one that works by Bluetooth.

  • @krishnbimanagar
    @krishnbimanagar 9 років тому +332

    Where's the splash guard? :'-)

    • @iandhr1
      @iandhr1 9 років тому +37

      Krishnan RV I see that it has a screw hole for one. But I didn't get it.

  • @strelokand7306
    @strelokand7306 8 років тому +641

    "Banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe." lmao

    • @nujunara
      @nujunara 8 років тому +75

      *Saudi Arabia

    • @MichaelBrown-rg8oi
      @MichaelBrown-rg8oi 7 років тому +16

      Who gives a fuck if he spelled it wrong it will be gone within the next decade probably anyway...

    • @strelokand7306
      @strelokand7306 7 років тому +6

      +Martin Bararanyi Damn auto correct.

    • @HotShame0
      @HotShame0 7 років тому +7

      cuz its funnier if the joke is about saudi arabia rather than a fictional place

    • @lzi9452
      @lzi9452 4 роки тому +6

      Michael Brown bad day?

  • @thegreenawesomeness5000
    @thegreenawesomeness5000 Рік тому +120

    when Wreck-It-Ralph fails to torture King Julien.

  • @HowToFixIT404
    @HowToFixIT404 Рік тому +91

    You can feel his pain when he says there is a newer model you know lmao

  • @mrakodrap7816
    @mrakodrap7816 7 років тому +99

    "It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe" i can't xDDDD

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 4 роки тому +62

    “That’s like 1972, hello”

  • @Life_and_Gaming
    @Life_and_Gaming 7 років тому +1114

    I don't even think you wanna be tortured.
    I don't want to be tortured
    😂 that's great

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 6 років тому +25

      You're just taking all the fun out of it.

    • @shawndecker426
      @shawndecker426 4 роки тому +14

      @@TheStapleGunKid you just want me to say compliments all the time

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 4 роки тому +4

      @@shawndecker426 You know I don't even think you want to be tortured.

    • @shawndecker426
      @shawndecker426 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheStapleGunKid I don't want to be tortured

    • @onichan2132
      @onichan2132 3 роки тому +11

      @@shawndecker426 It would just be nice if I got a little bit positive feedback about my tools.

  • @mdrazagabharani4512
    @mdrazagabharani4512 5 років тому +164

    The flames of the righteous attack the unjust...lolz

  • @royhay5741
    @royhay5741 3 роки тому +89

    "It'd be nice if I got a little positive feedback on my tools!" 😂

  • @zombiegirl3586
    @zombiegirl3586 9 років тому +250

    I'll be back with help! Jk! Just kidding! XD

  • @matthewjames9209
    @matthewjames9209 9 років тому +152

    I dont even think you wanna be torcherd anymore lmao

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 5 років тому +67

    *_"Someone's got a friend in Syria!"_*

  • @Lazy_Sundae
    @Lazy_Sundae Рік тому +31

    Shame on Netflix for editing out so many of the best bits of this movie

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 9 місяців тому +3

      Seriously? Hpw much? I tgought netflix left filns as is.

    • @caliqm2199
      @caliqm2199 2 місяці тому

      ​@@GHC3 That Billy Elliot bit was cut out for some reason

  • @agentalucard
    @agentalucard 2 місяці тому +4

    "I don't even want to torture you anymore". and his response "Don't be like that" Kills me

  • @oscars4608
    @oscars4608 Рік тому +40

    John C Reilly is perfect in this role 😂😂😂

  • @limbo74
    @limbo74 4 роки тому +65

    This scene is pure genius

  • @huzaifaalusaid2444
    @huzaifaalusaid2444 3 роки тому +47

    You gonna get khara (shit in Arabic)in your trousers that killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my best scene

  • @sanketmanna8653
    @sanketmanna8653 3 роки тому +53

    This is the funniest scene from the movie.

  • @TheCobblersLeicester
    @TheCobblersLeicester Рік тому +40

    Not a dull moment in this entire movie

  • @xxxxxx5868
    @xxxxxx5868 4 роки тому +21

    Imperial Torturer attempting to torture a captured Dark Eldar (M35 colorized)

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha hahaha.
      Except the dark eldar would want to be tortured.

  • @abemeyers5009
    @abemeyers5009 8 місяців тому +7

    “You know I don’t even think you wannabe tortured” 😂

  • @giannakk
    @giannakk 7 років тому +41

    it seems like every person who commented saw this video

  • @Squirrel36
    @Squirrel36 10 років тому +47

    The dark side of "Wreck-It Ralph!"

  • @MrRed288
    @MrRed288 9 років тому +28

    "by bluetooth"

  • @soawn29
    @soawn29 6 місяців тому +12

    One of the few movies where every line is brilliant

  • @isqz2592
    @isqz2592 Рік тому +10

    "It's being banned for being too safe" 😂

  • @mohamedakid87
    @mohamedakid87 2 місяці тому +2

    "I'll be back with help! JK! Just kidding!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ayafahmy8533
    @ayafahmy8533 7 місяців тому +6

    Did he just said you're gonna get 5ara on your trousers😂😂😂😂

  • @damm41
    @damm41 8 років тому +192

    So do they sell those tools on eBay?

    • @tasinal-hassan8268
      @tasinal-hassan8268 8 років тому +14

      These actually are available on the deep Web.

    • @alexpollock6932
      @alexpollock6932 7 років тому +43

      grant richardet not unless you have a friend in Syria

    • @tiggs7255
      @tiggs7255 7 років тому

      grant richardet yeah I got a whole bag full of them last week.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 років тому

      Tasin Al-Hassan ..... And would you know that?

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. Рік тому

      ​@@alexpollock6932i do have a friend in Syria

  • @bacondragon6925
    @bacondragon6925 3 роки тому +23

    This is the greatest toruture scene ive ever seen

  • @joeford5181
    @joeford5181 Рік тому +3

    Force shaving ones BEARD!!! THAT'S THE TORTURE THAT UN HAS IGNORED

  • @MrSamer83
    @MrSamer83 9 років тому +42

    Looks like Jean Girard got has revenge on Cal Jr. Ricky Bobby must be next, Haha

  • @BobSaint
    @BobSaint 4 роки тому +10

    You foolish man, there is no earthly fire that could ever...
    The flame of the righteous attacks the unjust!

  • @Ad1Juan
    @Ad1Juan 11 років тому +19

    The flames of the righteous attack the unjust xD

  • @that_camo_bronco_guy
    @that_camo_bronco_guy 10 років тому +85

    I'll be back with help... jk

  • @gk10002000
    @gk10002000 6 років тому +62

    this really was a clever and funny scene

  • @tijmen131
    @tijmen131 7 років тому +29

    He should have gotten the bluethooth variant

  • @mgtowlyfe3829
    @mgtowlyfe3829 8 років тому +27

    I love John c Reilly

  • @milan8135
    @milan8135 5 років тому +50

    When he said I’ll be back with help he should of said “NOT” as a borat reference 😂😂

    • @Professional_Youtube_Commenter
      @Professional_Youtube_Commenter 3 роки тому +4

      No, that will be stupid. Borate character has nothing to do with aladdin character.

    • @henrymantv
      @henrymantv 2 роки тому

      @@Professional_UA-cam_Commenter yea, Kazakhstan is in Asia and wadiya is in real Eritrea and thats North east African country

    • @XxDeathxX509
      @XxDeathxX509 Рік тому +1

      Nah the JK bit was hilarious

  • @minneeagle
    @minneeagle 10 місяців тому +6

    Why do I want there to be an extended scene where he would keep bringing up tools while the Dictator would just explain how bad they are? 😂

  • @martinigasolini4062
    @martinigasolini4062 7 років тому +9

    The flames of the riteous attack the unjust.

  • @MrRonald327
    @MrRonald327 5 років тому +20

    I guess torture is an art.

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 2 роки тому +7

    "THE FLAMES OF THE RIGHTEOUS ATTACK THE UNJUST"

  • @MultiMaker_Studios
    @MultiMaker_Studios 10 місяців тому +7

    "I'll be back with help, jk, just kidding XD"

  • @prlortakoglu9744
    @prlortakoglu9744 Рік тому +10

    John C Reilly is played an uncredited cameo in this movie.

  • @joemckeown7064
    @joemckeown7064 8 років тому +36

    Your going to get kara on your trousers 😂😂

    • @moonhorse100
      @moonhorse100 7 років тому +4

      Its Hara ..

    • @princesurein7275
      @princesurein7275 4 роки тому +2

      @@moonhorse100 you're both morons it's KHaraa with a double A. KH stands for خ in Arabic and the word means poop.

    • @XxDeathxX509
      @XxDeathxX509 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @chrishemsy2796
      @chrishemsy2796 Рік тому

      @@moonhorse100 it’s خرا

  • @ThePhoenix539
    @ThePhoenix539 8 місяців тому +2

    This is the Parody of Saw & Hostel, 🤣 What a good move you made, dictator.

  • @poopoo-dt5rd
    @poopoo-dt5rd 7 років тому +10

    LMAO ALADEEN LOOKS LIKE FAZE APEX FOR REALS

    • @prometheus2015
      @prometheus2015 7 років тому

      😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammedsabeel4448
    @mohammedsabeel4448 7 років тому +15

    Flames of the righteous attack the unjust+---👍👍👍👍👍kickass dialogue....

  • @Drnken229
    @Drnken229 Рік тому +3

    This 10yo video has better quality than one from 3 years ago lol

  • @MrAdoh2010
    @MrAdoh2010 9 років тому +13

    Flames of the righteous attack the anjas :D

    • @MrAdoh2010
      @MrAdoh2010 8 років тому +1

      ***** You don't get it. Anjas is an arabic word for filthy people, sometimes used to refer to infidels.

    • @MrAdoh2010
      @MrAdoh2010 8 років тому

      Oh and while we're at it. When he said you'll get khara on your trousers, khara means shit.

  • @absolutetuber
    @absolutetuber 2 місяці тому +1

    this was the first movie of his that I saw and I absolutely loved it

  • @BlackDiamond2718
    @BlackDiamond2718 4 роки тому +7

    This is the perfect way to do cinema sins for torture scenes.

  • @lvgsnow9415
    @lvgsnow9415 7 років тому +3

    " you are cursed l. may the flames of the fire burn the unjust "

  • @818pablito
    @818pablito 5 років тому +7

    I accidentally typed Aladdin gets tortured trying to find this scene

  • @lobo53695
    @lobo53695 3 роки тому +4

    "1972 hello" 😂

  • @Joshua10902
    @Joshua10902 7 років тому +5

    its like you don't even wanna be tortured

  • @alexanderadams9008
    @alexanderadams9008 7 років тому +15

    You just want me to say compliments the whole time!

  • @DzR1591
    @DzR1591 10 місяців тому +2

    I like how he punched him the 2nd time and it looked like he was dancing for a second 😂. great for the comment Aladeen said

  • @Zonex123
    @Zonex123 2 роки тому +8

    lmao one of the best scenes in the movie

  • @dsjk209
    @dsjk209 5 місяців тому +1

    i like that he clarifies what JK means LOL

  • @ligmabawls9471
    @ligmabawls9471 6 місяців тому +1

    “Wheres the splsh guard, you gonna get chhatta on your trousers”

  • @svetlanaandrasova6086
    @svetlanaandrasova6086 11 місяців тому +1

    That line about little bit of positive feedback😂

  • @avenged277693
    @avenged277693 4 місяці тому +1

    Funniest scene in the movie. John C Riley was just perfect here.

  • @xx_ippodempseyroll420_xx3
    @xx_ippodempseyroll420_xx3 5 років тому +5

    at the end that JK LMAO

  • @anshiin
    @anshiin 13 днів тому +1

    That is NOT how i thought this scene was gonna play out.

    • @Mcelly58
      @Mcelly58 8 днів тому

      It was on Broadway as well

  • @veronicabradford2782
    @veronicabradford2782 10 років тому +8

    lmfao he's so funny I can't

  • @thereasonofficial9254
    @thereasonofficial9254 4 роки тому +2

    “But where’s the splash Guard your gonna kill me and your white shirt”

  • @nigelperera673
    @nigelperera673 2 роки тому +1

    “Hello Aladdin” 😅😆

  • @vicariousjohnson9823
    @vicariousjohnson9823 11 місяців тому +1

    I repeat line from scene you just watched.
    You give me thumbs up.

  • @umeribtisam6682
    @umeribtisam6682 8 місяців тому +1

    Sacha Baron Cohen : Where did you get those relics from, the Shah of Iran's garage sale ?
    Me : ... maybe he'd prefer something from the Auschwitz gift shop then.

  • @ConradKurze
    @ConradKurze 2 місяці тому

    John C Reilly is amazing. every scene i've ever watche him, he was great.

  • @mustafajuventino9964
    @mustafajuventino9964 8 років тому +25

    u gonna get khara on your trouserd lolololololol

  • @DominosZimbabwe
    @DominosZimbabwe 10 років тому +41

    Jk..... Just kidding LOL

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 3 роки тому

      I thought he said ‘chenquieh’ like Borat 😂

  • @kneeshiddho
    @kneeshiddho 10 місяців тому +2

    From "there is no earthy fire that can burn the supreme beard" to "the flame of the righteous attacks the unjust".. What a dramatic turn around of opinion 😂😂😂

  • @vryandelacerna3175
    @vryandelacerna3175 8 років тому +57

    jk!.. just kidding.. 😀

  • @canadanionerdo5434
    @canadanionerdo5434 2 місяці тому +1

    Cutting off one’s beard is the worst kind of torture.

  • @amarsbarr
    @amarsbarr 11 років тому +5

    'JUST KIDDING!!!' LOL!!!!

  • @adamadham9926
    @adamadham9926 16 днів тому

    The jk "just kidding"🤣

  • @newjerseydevilssuperfan439
    @newjerseydevilssuperfan439 3 роки тому +2

    why do i always get reminded of the Tarzan character clayton when a hear the name clayton in different movies?