St. Anger but the snare is a metal pipe falling

[@patentmantis70]

came here from whom the pipe falls

[@SniffHeinkel]

Me too.

[@MilersMascots]

Me three

[@aRroz_qw]

Yo también equisde

[@_Noahplayz]

me five

[@CarterisCringe]

same

[@And-Justice-For-All]

This is the definition of heavy metal music

[@Yuli_Ban]

Like bars of metal dropping on stage

[@yeoss]

i mean doesnt the genre's name come from a reviewer saying a black sabbath album or something sounds like a piece of heavy metal being dropped on a floor,
or is that an urban myth

[@And-Justice-For-All]

@@yeoss Heavy Metal is just Metal but the riffs are usually in lower tunings then in higher tunings. Take for Instance, The Thing That Should Not Be and the rest of Master Of Puppets is considered Heavy Metal unlike Kill Em All which is Thrash Metal.

[@And-Justice-For-All]

@@yeoss Thrash Metal is complex riffs and usually in higher tunings. If you wanted to know. Also Black Sabbath was considered to be the first Heavy Metal Band because of their album Paranoid in 1970 since it had heavier riffs than other Sabbath songs.

[@Yuli_Ban]

@yeossimika "Heavy metal" was first used to describe Jimi Hendrix's playing, hence my joke- his music was described as sounding "like bars of metal falling on a stage."
Fun fact: The first band to ever be described AS a "heavy metal band" by the press was Sir Lord Baltimore in 1971. IIRC, Creem magazine called their self-titled album "heavy metal" in the modern way we use it.

[@alotofbaddecisions2046]

This is what industrial metal sounds like to people who don't like industrial metal

[@Flesh_Wizard]

This is just st anger but Trent Reznor is goofing off in editing 😂

[@clownware]

this is what industrial metal sounds like to me (i like industrial metal) 😂

[@0037kevin]

Banging on pots n pans with wooden spoons, pipes crashing, electronic beeping: not THAT far off from industrial...

[@MsAmber82]

But I don't hear metal pipes when I listen Marilyn Manson, Rammstein or Oomph...
No, wait, I like those bands 😅

[@dopey473]

​@Flesh_Wizard Trent is a funny guy, he'd def do smth like this. Remember his april fools "album" announcement?

[@47noodles]

It's sad that I searched for this... It's sadder that I got EXACTLY what I wanted... This is perfect...

[@CallMeCarlos1]

Got damn

[@Ledi-Seppo]

It's sad but true

[@JaredtheRabbit]

Same

[@anony-moon]

​@@Ledi-Seppo This joke is Unforgiven lol.

[@Someone_Named_Aden]

​@@anony-moon It's the ONE my friend.

[@frostbytethrn5718]

For some odd reason, Lars's snare is more distracting to me than the pipe.

[@GrayKeyboard]

lars ulrich used a metal pipe to record st anger originally that's why it sounds the way it does /s

[@TheLeftJoystick]

i thought he modified the snare dru to sound like a metal pipe

[@loggyvr8199]

​@@GrayKeyboard if u want the actual answer, he disconnected it from the fucking kit

[@captaintoast4675]

​@@loggyvr8199 why would you ever do that lmao

[@loggyvr8199]

@@captaintoast4675 idk he was blasted drunk

[@sirgodua]

St. Clanger

[@Cavirex]

Underrated comment

[@cymikgaming1266]

i saw this exact comment on a berserk iteration of st Anger but with the CLANG sword

[@birdiemcchicken1471]

My only criticism is that each metal pipe interrupts the previous metal pipe. Instead of having all of the pipes layering onto one another into a glorious metal chorus.

[@obsurdhotdog8442]

I will make a v2... sometime...

[@NoxWyatt]

@@obsurdhotdog8442Where is it then?

[@de_oScar]

@@NoxWyatt soon™

[@bluntweaponenjoyer]

@@obsurdhotdog8442it has been one year. you must drop the pipes

[@ElHombreBarata]

​@@obsurdhotdog8442 How soon is now?

[@bakruptfern329]

I'm madly in [EXTREMELY LOUD PIPE FALLING SOUND] with you 😩

[@GrayKeyboard]

😳

[@sethp3319]

I saw you in the comments of the for whom the bell tolls pipe one lol

[@bakruptfern329]

@@sethp3319 I am a true Metallica and falling metal pipe connoisseur 😌

[@quarz_124]

@@sethp3319 same lol. thats how i got here

[@kadugbuss]

Hey, it's you again!

[@gigachad2162]

Pipe em all
Ride the pipe
Master of pipes
And pipes for all
The pipe album
Pipe
Repipe
Pipe inc.
St. Pipe
Pipe magnetic
Hardwired... to self pipe
72 pipes

[@bismardktheshimp]

All of them sound gay

[@GrayKeyboard]

Chorus:
PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG! PANG!

[@dragongaymer5734]

Thanks! now i can sing along

[@tristanurielgonzalezrojas9074]

Angustia angustia angustia 😮

[@akalane]

you forgot the PANG!

[@MiguelBaptista1981]

i'mdyingggg

[@josephshmoesinsky8610]

right, you nailed it.😊

[@Askebo]

actually better than the original

[@ultimatum5215]

haha no

[@SniffHeinkel]

It's definitely more metal.

[@nomimono89]

rel

[@Haydenapppple]

@@ultimatum5215 🤓

[@lordtachanka8255]

@@Haydenapppple 🤡

[@insertnamehere1258]

this has no business being this funny

[@MrKross-tc9yy]

It sounds like the band is trying to play the song right, meanwhile Lars is in chimp mode.

[@insertnamehere1258]

@@MrKross-tc9yy that has got to be the best description I've ever heard of St. Anger

[@proximityclockworkx1572]

@@MrKross-tc9yy So just the band trying to play the song.

[@Darkhalo314]

Imagine if Metallica played this version in the prison

[@GrayKeyboard]

st anger music video but the inmates are fighting each other with metal pipes

[@MuitoNormal]

This is the official version

[@ミアータ-w8c]

Now we‘ve got true industrial metal.

[@RyudGabriel]

Real Heavy Metal

[@GrayKeyboard]

bocchi pfp 😳

[@DuskLord]

Comment of the year, ladies and gentlemen, right over here.

[@machinehl]

bocchi pfp omg

[@Lenfer-hp3ic]

@@machinehl bocchi the metal

[@jetpackjbd]

If it weren’t for the bouncing at the end of the sound effect, I think it would actually be a good snare sound

[@anusername8350]

Just listen to the original album

[@errorx_x1063]

This thinking is how Slipknot was made

[@silverkip2992]

Deathstep/tearout:

[@eggbaron3968]

hi lars

[@AustinTheDeathMetalUnicorn]

He hasn't released anything with it yet so I can't show yall, but a friend of mine recorded a metal pipe sound similar to this, edited that out, and blended it with his snare sound, so I can confirm it actually does sound awesome when done right lol. You can imagine the look on my face when I asked how he got the snare sound on the wip tracks he showed me where he did this

[@jackotrades0888]

Chill lofi beats to get repeatedly hit with a metal pipe to

[@DuskLord]

So we're still openly dissing on St. Anger's drum sound in 2023? Count me in!

[@GrayKeyboard]

it's basically beating a dead horse but it's still the funniest shit ever

[@Chimera6297]

@@GrayKeyboard beating a dead horse with a metal pipe, that is

[@KaosMachina]

@@GrayKeyboard I mean what else are we gonna beat with all these metal pipes

[@penepleto1210]

​@@GrayKeyboard Hell no, the St. Anger snare will always be the funniest shit in history

[@GanzoHasashi1911]

TBF, it’s kinda the albums quirk that’s good and bad at the same time. That re-recorded version shows what it could’ve been though

[@GamerErman2001]

They were originally going to do the whole album like this but it was too hard for Lars to drop every metal pipe at the right time instead of hitting a snare.

[@e7267]

this is unironically better than the original

[@nok4799]

​@Victor Creed st Anger blows? Yea

[@WilderAutumnBlaze]

It's not...

[@TexasRezzy]

I need the whole pipin’ album now omg

[@melonlord7443]

some real heavy metal

[@astroknott5263]

I’m 31 years old and the fact that my sense of humor has degenerated this far is a tad unsettling. But I’ll be goddamned if this isn’t a serious banger

[@EntheogenShaman]

I'm 30 and I feel like I 100% have brain damage for laughing at this

[@Torthrodhel]

I'm 41 and this is hilarious. Your humor hasn't "degenerated", it's refined. You find funny stuff funny. :D

[@Keima_Katsuragi.]

Yeah, the only industrial rock/metal track that I can listen to without disgust right now

[@evandrochaves9596]

I'm 27 and still stuck in 2012 in regards to internet humor, but really laughed at this too

[@greysnake2903]

Your Fred Durst profile pic says it all.

[@wyatt1019]

slipknot with the metal barrel

[@thegryphonborn2432]

Bro thought he could get away with posting the original song like we wouldn't notice

[@ManagedPan1k]

Slipknot might sue watch out

[@ZeyTheDaemon]

When you want the album to sound so raw, you record it in a rotting studio that's crumbling.

[@TheRoyalCheez]

This is the most metal song of all time

[@Senhor_Queijo]

The algorithm didnt miss woth this one

[@GrayKeyboard]

uma hora de silêncio interrompido por canos de metal caindo

[@Senhor_Queijo]

​@@GrayKeyboard 😎🎸

[@KevronTehDecider01KY]

I feel like this is what St. Anger sounds like to those who hate St. Anger. Great work! lol

[@TSE_WOODY]

Yeah isnt this the original upload?

[@bhb7773]

I really like st angy but I see no difference between the original and this

[@Daniel-jz9td]

For people who like St. Anger as well lol

[@xkavarsmith9322]

"You push it out! You push it out!" honestly sounds more out of place than the pipe.

[@lucytheminorass]

How it sounds like when some kid drops his metal thermos on a math test in class;

[@sirgodua]

How to make teenagers interested in older music

[@tfwnoyandere]

referring to a 2003 record as older music is criminal 😭

[@imapopo2924]

@@tfwnoyandere Bro, if it was a person, it'd be old enough to legally drink.

[@tfwnoyandere]

@@imapopo2924 so would every system of a down record

[@GooigiGame]

This puts the metal in Metallica

[@SniffHeinkel]

2:36 actually doesn't sound too bad.

[@geoDB.]

How many dogs have you rapped?

[@ajs787]

Almost has a Slipknot vibe to it, in a good way. I mean, they do actually hit beer kegs with baseball bats.

[@1cyyy]

@@ajs787 Was gonna say the exact same, sounds really slipknot-y lol

[@BrrmBrrmm]

I’d listen to it fr I actually really like it

[@dancing_odie]

ur right

[@MissingElements]

you gotta let it ring out and overlap the oncoming snare pipes

[@GrayKeyboard]

it'd have been way too loud and you wouldn't have been able to tell the hits from each other otherwise, i wanted this to be at least somewhat listenable

[@Senhor_Queijo]

​@@GrayKeyboard and listenable it is

[@slance574]

The intro sounds the exact same, also the pipe is so loud I love it lol

[@Fedor_Shtykov]

Perfection has been reached. I like St. Anger "as is" but this here is an improvememt.

[@acrophis]

A bot definitely posted this. Nobody likes St. Anger.

[@Fedor_Shtykov]

@@acrophis, bruh.

[@koekdheggas]

That part when they say "*metal pipe falling sound effect*" I felt that . 😞👌

[@billi_fl]

literally just makes it better and more aggressive

[@anilece60]

pure 2003 metallica experience

[@MapleMilk]

Saint Anger is a Metal Pipe around my neck

[@slipknotmfkrlocust8843]

As someone who unironically love St. Anger, thank you this made me laugh

[@Forsete]

An improvement.

[@primus6677]

This is how it feels when you drop a spoon in the middle of the night

[@Skeleton_Dork]

Actaully undistinguishable if you remove the rattling at the end

[@gorillazfan6855]

St. Anger, but someone is trying to lift a greasy pipe in a warehouse in the background

[@tyrfang]

"They're the same picture".

[@Der_Monarch]

Sounds like a warped industrial remix. This has no business sounding this good.

[@Mitsunori_Hokuto]

industrial metal

[@Yeshayahu.]

That actually sounds very good, should be in spotfy

[@bigboxcats6950]

I deliberately searched this up and I got exactly what I was searching for. Art.

[@gddrew5649]

1:54 sounds like a machine gun

[@sneezemachine]

Why does this actually work really well...

[@GrayKeyboard]

it's st anger, you know how that goes

[@Manglet762]

It goes fairly well with the Garage Rock Bamd vibe they were (allegedly) going for.

[@pediddywitty4026]

So this is what this album sounds like to everybody else.

[@0037kevin]

Damaged Pipes Inc.

[@trypanosomiasis9797]

This is what ministry sounds like to people that don’t listen to Industrial

[@IMortalNemesisI]

An improvement for sure.

[@wortexTM]

Holy shit.
I always liked this song but this is absolutely beautiful.

[@CarterisCringe]

arguably the best thing to come out of st anger

[@SOSOGUDRANA]

i unironically enjoy this thing

[@loveace2430]

I don't understand how this still sounds good for the most part

[@toastyeeter]

Why does the chorus actually go so hard

[@releknatroj5174]

I wasn't empotionally prepared for this

[@wrench7565]

Better than the whole album.

[@dantemachado6553]

Translating: St anger but nothing has changed

[@JohnnyEternal]

The kid that likes to mess with things in your garage.

[@No_Use_For_A_Name1981]

Made my stomach hurt with laughter, well done.

[@beatrixxxkiddo]

Now this is heavy METAL

[@yoboikamil525]

metalheads will listen to litteraly everything, I'm living proof

[@ColonelFrosting]

the fact it's actually mixed kinda well is the cherry on top

[@SussyBacha]

Now this is what I call metal

[@vikidenseje]

this is just normal st. anger

[@Zamatsori]

Now it's just slipknot percussion

[@g0dzilla_au]

I just >know< that you were giggling like crazy making this and I love the thought of that. Certified banger.

[@derflipper2]

he thought he could fool us, he didn’t change the snare

[@yanateras]

THE INDUSTRIAL EDGE I WAS LOOKING FOR ON THIS RECORD

[@thethrashyone]

"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this parody and the original song."
Me: "They're the same song."

[@HailHydra27]

"HR wants you to find the difference between these two songs"
"Its the same song"

[@zorantaylor3190]

The parts where the snare hits are further apart actually remind me of "Sour Times" by Portishead because of the little jangly noise.

[@22z83]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I'm listening to Dummy on loop these days I wonder if UA-cam algo agrees with your assesement.

[@melm4251]

wow... now you mention it

[@Velthrex]

2:59 Normalize giving metal pipes to drummers

[@drixotin5962]

everytime it hits, it either sounds like a gunshot, or vine boom if its fast.

[@RespectThe_BLUE]

St. Piper

[@aerow2965]

I love the verses, feels like they tried to record next to a construction site

[@TundraWanderer]

funny how super clanky "baseball bat hitting a propane tank" snares are becoming popular in metal now. It's hilarious to think of the much maligned st. Anger snare being ahead of its time lmaooo

[@xnflg3074]

slam has been doing the pingy snare for like over a decade. distinctly remember it being one of the main reasons i originally enjoyed wormed - planisphaerium lol.

[@tfwnoyandere]

​@@xnflg3074 st anger is over two decades old

[@tfwnoyandere]

​@@xnflg3074 death metal has been doing this since the 90s lol

[@S12J]

it disturbs me that its not even that different

[@blackdragons95]

Nice! Lars upgraded from trash cans to metal pipes instead 10/10 btw you have a sus profile pic lol

[@GrayKeyboard]

it is truly one of the profile pictures of all time

[@blackdragons95]

​@@GrayKeyboard yes

[@tfwnoyandere]

how is it sus genius

[@sirspookybones1118]

I can see why they didnt use this version on the radio

[@countbinfaceglobalpresiden7926]

I'm so glad metallica is experimenting with industrial rock 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@so-uc5lg]

The fact that it sounds exactly the same…

[@DrewLemmy]

thank you for your service

[@notoverwatch6991]

This is definitely me when people are tying up my hand so I can't slam my metal pipe against the ground.

[@swaggycatmaestro3499]

You could replace the original version of St. Anger with this one and no one will ever notice

[@Im_Sok]

This is..... A masterpiece

[@HanzTheODST]

the pipe honestly just sounds like a drum at this point

[@scubarubanzaii]

*THIS IS THE CONTENT I NEED*

[@GothicSnowLeopard]

This is even more St Anger like than St Anger alone

[@rob0674]

holy shit slipnuts!!

[@TButterMan]

st anger remastered sounds pretty good

[@joaosuzart4882]

Peak Shitposting