"Adults who drink milk, are you okay?" Well, as an avid milk enjoyer, I've jumped from high stairs and walked long distances with no problems, my bones had my back quite literally. People who DON'T drink milk, are YOU okay?
@@trollforfunsodonttakemeser2374 you’d be surprised, even avoiding as much of the crazy as possible, the people you follow will definitely retweet or like something crazy eventually and it’ll show up on your TL
@@heatnova Yeah it usually is but sometimes it can be used in other ways with people of varying ages and it was just right there at the end and I just couldn't help myself
2:05 saw a woman and her kid nip into my local corner shop and get this dude 2 sandwiches and a few bottles of what i think was fanta. i pointed it out to my mother as we were driving by and she goes “you know, that’s a lot better than giving out money. money feeds addictions.” turns out i have the most wise mother ever. really sweet act of kindness, especially in a little town where a lot goes on.
btw so if anyone is curious , at 1:21 you can see that for some reason the side of the glass door that is next to that guys head is bent towards him. hmmmm idk probably not photoshopped just reality bending head.
6:51 Fun fact, interest has been a concept since Medieval Times, and the Catholic Church used to consider it a sin. Edit: Correction, it has existed since 2400 BC
Not gonna lie. The the SpongeBob joke in the thumbnail killed me. I know it’s a dark joke, but still…I couldn’t stop laughing. I think it was that it was made to look like squidward wrote it broke me.
It's such a convenient way to get calcium. Too many people have far too little calcium in their diet, then they end up with broken hips when they're old. As a bonus, milk also gives protein and though it's not natural, it's also artificially reinforced with Vit D. Best to drink 1L a day. 1.25L a day if you're a woman; as women need 25% more calcium than men. Goes great with cookies also.
6:21 As Russian citizen I always have to use all my willpower to not punch people like this... It's okay to acknowledge your country's many problems. It's not okay to say ignorant shit like this.
Unconditional love? Nah, if you're paying for the love, it's very much conditional, she prolly just left him after that and was like "on to the next client".
Man that story about the room mates was rough but you can’t just put that on someone man you can’t just be like “he killed himself cause he wasn’t with you anymore cause you were the only thing that made him happy” like it sounds kinda like something that might be worth saying to someone at first maybe if you’re just thinking about it like “you made him so happy” but it totally comes off as “he’s dead now cause you left him” like that’s a lot of guilt to put on someone who didn’t even do anything wrong
That one about modding though.. what's their opinion on Minetest. Someone actually built their own version of Minecraft from the ground up.. but then, it's designed to be modded..
i used to change channels when sandy cheeks was on screen cause i thought my mom would think its weird 💀
haha I used to stream anime on Hulu and when my mom came in the room, I’d loop the fan service scenes
Cheeks 💀
Cheeks
Bruh
cheeks ☠☠
"Adults who drink milk, are you okay?" Well, as an avid milk enjoyer, I've jumped from high stairs and walked long distances with no problems, my bones had my back quite literally. People who DON'T drink milk, are YOU okay?
no, i'm lactose intolerant
@@jeniferlemus2604 😭
Same. I guess being lactose intolerant makes me inferior /j
@@jeniferlemus2604 dude, it's 2022...put your intolerance aside you milkophobic
thats not how it works
Twitter isn’t exactly “hilarious” as it is unhinged but they put the energy into either being angry or being funny (intentional or not)
It could be if u follow the right people
@@trollforfunsodonttakemeser2374 you’d be surprised, even avoiding as much of the crazy as possible, the people you follow will definitely retweet or like something crazy eventually and it’ll show up on your TL
Still makes it hilarious.
@@ILikeSalamanders we found another goofy nigga
*WeLl AcTuAlLy*
"I was the only thing that kept him happy and I left him alone"
5 seconds later
"Cow moos at me we friends.
Also a story like that in a video called "Twitter is hillarious"
Oh no Pegasus is going to get milk. We’ll miss you
"who lives in a pinapple under the sea!"
"malaysian airlines flight 3-70!"
You can hear it
Why is it MH103 the flight that is missing is MH370
@@luisedelfuego6568 oh, ok. Thats make sit more catchy
I know
"Brb getting milk" he is actually going to comeback right?
Right?
no
That only applies if u have a child
@@heatnova Yeah it usually is but sometimes it can be used in other ways with people of varying ages and it was just right there at the end and I just couldn't help myself
Still waiting for diesel patches to come back from getting milk
Patrick built different 💀
at first i thought the e kitten story was going wrong, and it just became even wronger but kinda heartwarming
Sqiuidward had enough that he tried to find his address
"I was the only thing that made him happy... and I left him alone." Holy shit. 😭
5:37 oh my God that took a dark turn real fast
And then that "ba, ba" in the backround
thanks pegasus for uploading you really helped me from my suicidal thoughts
youre the best youtuber ever
who lives in the pineapple under the see?
a suicidal kid with Glock in his neck
you alive?
Hope you get better man
@@Cas10nno his name was Jonathan Miller's he commited suicide he was a close friend rip
"brb getting milk"
Based on my personal experience I can safely say that he isn't coming back...
3:09 taking the "Bro's beforre H0e's" to a whole nother level xD
"You never kissed a cow my guy?" - Megasus 2022
2:05
saw a woman and her kid nip into my local corner shop and get this dude 2 sandwiches and a few bottles of what i think was fanta. i pointed it out to my mother as we were driving by and she goes “you know, that’s a lot better than giving out money. money feeds addictions.” turns out i have the most wise mother ever. really sweet act of kindness, especially in a little town where a lot goes on.
I love how one story is super depressing and then 2 seconds later its a guy being friends with cow
Twitter🍵
As a 26 year old adult sometimes I feel weird watching this guy, but this dude finds the most random funny shit. I can’t help it
You’re allowed to find stuff funny at 26 lmao
Does that mean I’m expected to not watch videos from this guy at 41? Is there an age limit at which you suddenly aren’t allowed to enjoy the videos?
I cant believe this is the last video of pegasus, now he shall never return from getting the milk
That’s because he’s making friends with the cow based on an earlier person’s advice ;-)
pegasus said brb,
i have been waiting for him to come back right away.
5:42 Tried being sad but the "wah wah"s of the New Super Mario Bros Overworld theme just sobered the shit outta me
btw so if anyone is curious , at 1:21 you can see that for some reason the side of the glass door that is next to that guys head is bent towards him. hmmmm idk probably not photoshopped just reality bending head.
5:44 im gonna be paranoid forever now
6:51 Fun fact, interest has been a concept since Medieval Times, and the Catholic Church used to consider it a sin.
Edit: Correction, it has existed since 2400 BC
Wow that’s crazy. Imagine if someone owed your family money since 2400BC - the interest would be insane
2:30 “I’m going to chop you up and put you in a freezer”
8:04 I actually recently finished reading Berserk and this is giving me war flashbacks
Great manga
Not gonna lie. The the SpongeBob joke in the thumbnail killed me. I know it’s a dark joke, but still…I couldn’t stop laughing.
I think it was that it was made to look like squidward wrote it broke me.
4:53 Wow, this one is just too sad..
the poor grandma💀
9:57 Ah dad left us.💀
And Pegasus never came back
4:02 poster: I think this has gone to far buuuttt I get free shit decisions,decisions hhhhmmm
The video ended and he never came back with the milk.
0:17 SWEET HOME ALABAMA
0:55 i'd reply with
"And u took the picture now?"
Did Pegasus just say "mfw" is "my feeling when"
Good thing Pegasus doesn't have a child.
4:12 The biggest cap of the year
2:50 hey look it's me
7:03 Pegasus truly failed college
Some countries and schools use words such as "transferable diseases" or "contagious diseases"
@@sillicon8227 oh I didn't know that
Its funny how people think that if u dont have a drivers license you have to be bad at driving..
Pegasus gives me giga chad vibes.
On the journey brother
@@gigasus77 good luck
8:04 mr hands.
0:59 this picture could also be a rare disability wich makes children look much older people with this normally only live untill 14
9:37 even my 40 year old lactose intolerant dad would disagree
It's such a convenient way to get calcium. Too many people have far too little calcium in their diet, then they end up with broken hips when they're old. As a bonus, milk also gives protein and though it's not natural, it's also artificially reinforced with Vit D. Best to drink 1L a day. 1.25L a day if you're a woman; as women need 25% more calcium than men.
Goes great with cookies also.
1.1M YO I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR YEARS THINKING THAT YOU WERE STILL AT 120K LMAOOOO
Please come back with the milk Pegasus 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"be right back getting milk"
that's what my dad said... he never came back
*and then Pegasus left to get the milk, and hasn't been heard of to this day...*
I drink chocolate milk all the time. Regular is too plain by itself, but a jug of chocolate milk? Amazing.
That baby is going straight into the river so now we are both happy
2:35. Id perfer it in the oven, medium rare.
0:48 I left my phone screen like this when I fell asleep and I just came back to turn on my phone💀
That last scene reminded me of my dad😂
woah yes it does maybe
5:48 god I wish I could give op a hug, they should NEVER blame themselves for what happened! Depression sucks.
Oh no Pegasus is going after milk
Hopefully he won't abandon us and we may see him soon
One eternity later.....
NO! NO! NO! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
9:46 I am now imagining warm milk, (sorry for everyone’s mind who saw this).. my English is kinda bad sorry
dont leave like my dad
10:01 make sure u come back with the milk, Pegasus!
6:21 As Russian citizen I always have to use all my willpower to not punch people like this... It's okay to acknowledge your country's many problems. It's not okay to say ignorant shit like this.
Russia and Ukraine are safer countries with more rights and freedom than Canada.
2:49 I agree. I don't talk to the bodies after, that's just creepy.
: nonexistent friend Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! :D :me the 4 Japanese aircraft carriers at the Battle of midway
We all know he ain't gonna come back with the milk
Legend says he never came back with the milk
Vice spittin 👨🏾⚖👨🏾⚖
Unconditional love? Nah, if you're paying for the love, it's very much conditional, she prolly just left him after that and was like "on to the next client".
AMAZING! Pegasus said he was getting milk and ACTUALLY posted again!
Subbed with Bell 🔔 :D
the boston market part
8:54 garrys mod: am i the joke to you?
my favorite part is the ski on the chicken
this persons evil 2:35
Mama im a criminal
the best part is he went to got milk and never came back
someone add "drinking milk" onto the 'reasons why pegasus should be cancelled' thread.
0:20 I'm hearing it : Sweeeeeeeeet hoooooooooome...
Corn made two appearances on this video
9:55 NOOOO PEGASUS IS NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!! HE TOOK THE MONEY AND RAN!!! DON'T ABANDON US PEGASUS!
Video: twitter
Starts looking at 4chan half way in
The outro reminded me of what my father said so I don't expect pegasus to be coming back
0:48
I saw this on twiter
Bruh criminal tweet is actually funny
The video ends with brb gonna get some milk but we know he will actually be back since he’s probably never had someone call him daddy
dayum L
Man that story about the room mates was rough but you can’t just put that on someone man you can’t just be like “he killed himself cause he wasn’t with you anymore cause you were the only thing that made him happy” like it sounds kinda like something that might be worth saying to someone at first maybe if you’re just thinking about it like “you made him so happy” but it totally comes off as “he’s dead now cause you left him” like that’s a lot of guilt to put on someone who didn’t even do anything wrong
8:18 reading that reply as a Malaysian hits different 💀
Stereotypes at its finest
twitter is the exact example of too many unfunny jokes
Yes but the ones in this video are funny
8:18 i think he actually ment malaysia airlines flight 370 that crashed somewhere in the south china sea on march 8th, 2014
7:58 ive lost hope on humanity
8:54 Clearly that person has not heard of Garry's Mod
8:04 why a horse now I'm reminded of Mr hands
That one about modding though.. what's their opinion on Minetest.
Someone actually built their own version of Minecraft from the ground up.. but then, it's designed to be modded..
Thank you for existing Pegasus
thank you for existing too!
@@gigasus77 thanks for the reply but I thought you would even heart my comment :)
Pegwittersus
That granny look scarier than granny
"modding is wrong, make your own game"
redigit modding his own game: ._.
8:03 Ok Mr Hands
Hello, Pegasus.
0:39 I CAN ACTUALLY ANSWER THIS!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT BOB IS ON. THEY ARE TRYING TO STRETCH SPONGEBOB TO WRING HIM OUT.
He’s getting milk damn guess he’s never coming back
Modding thing: If people did not mod Bethesta's games, the whole company would have went under 3 times by now...
bro never came back.
"Imagine getting sued for making a better game"
*nintendo has left the chat.*