When I came to after that dog bark, my phone was somewhere under the desk, my chair was toppled, my sister was standing over me offering me a glass of water. That shit was black out funny.
Tali is still S tier. There should be no one to complain, Liara is locked, Biden wants Jack and he plays like cheeks, Barack is the most grounded but Miranda is mid.
@@shimazutoyohisa6565 no please, it will be the biggest get back of all time. Plus it all hinges on weather or not Donald will be playing that specific mission in 3
@@MegaOverlord258 As far as I am concerned, they do all the relevant to plot missions, and the Asari Monastery is relevant as hell. It all depends on who will be the guy playing the mission.
So whats everyone's death count at now? I have a feeling there will be at least 3 or 4 deaths depending how much leeway they have for perfect destroy. Also what's the pres current death count i lost track?
Hold the f*ck up, did Joe already forget that Don did the Purgatory mission last episode? 1:25 And yet, this dude can remember all the names of the ships sacrificed in the Paragon ending of ME1? 11:26 This dude's dementia is all over the place
Which is actually accurate for how Dementia works. My grandpa could remember every math teacher he had from 50 years ago, but couldn't remember me visiting him last week
@@noahkarpinski1824 that's very horrifying, shephard here is the equivalent of a ww2 vet who can recall perfectly every man he killed in Iwo Jima but due to dementia he can't remember the last thing he said.
I'm so glad you kept the Donald simping line from the tierlist video. I still would love to see what you had to actually type to get him to goon so hard
Ngl 1:00:53 actually scared me when I was listening but not watching, I was outside watering plants and heard Donald start barking and panicked thinking a dog was gonna run my fade.
well to be fair, Military Retirement age is after 20 years of service, so you can join at 18, hit your 20, and then just keep going. someone like Anderson has lived a hard ass life, and he's 10 years over at the rank of Captain, which for the army is equivalent to Colonel---an O-5. so yeah, twilight years of his career. he's 10 years past retirement, nearly 50 years old, and then you basically double that as a rule of thumb for the ACTUAL wear'n'tear on his body, that means in terms of breaking down, his body is 78. man really is in the twilight, veterans living as long as we do is actually a fucking miracle. I'm 35 this year and dear god do I feel 45. my knees and spine are fucked.
@@heirofaniu trust me, I did 5 as a 68w20 by the time I left. plus, Anderson was a Spectre candidate himself, so he lived the Rough Life, not some desk jockey job.
Samara so fine made trump forget he has to be a paragon to romance even tho he admits he only does paragon runs to get that hug in the romance tier list
1:16:50 Little fun fact: if you return to where the asari tells you about Thane, after his recruitment mission, she'll be gone, but if you talk to her assistant, she hands you a data pad with a recording of her saying she heard about Nassana, and felt it safe to go off world. Doesn't say where for her own safety. Nothing really relevant to the plot or anything, but just something neat I stumbled across when I got ME LE. Edit: The renegade decision was to delete the recording after listening to it, for some reason?
As fun as it is to punch Khalisa Al-Jilani, I honestly think the renegade/paragon responses are very underrated. Naming each ship that gave her life for the Citadel on camera is the best way to beat her at her own game.
You Bastard... Because of those three Men, i started a Mass Effect Marathon. Iron Man Challenge, 100% everywhere for everything. Even every Dialog Tree. And now, after another 14 hour session, ready to go to bed, i see this... Another freaking upload... You Maniac !! And i love you for it
These madmen convinced me to do an insanity run. After doing that, I figured that insanity in 2 and 3 was a bit much for me, so I only do Hardcore in those two.
I need to get back to my own Mass Effect 3 run. Trying to beat the game on Basic Bitch Insanity mode (just the base weapons and N7 Armor) and I'm about to soon do the Quarian/Geth war. I'm also trying to 100% it like you are. The first game was super easy, but I'm not sure which is gonna be considered harder by the end of the run: ME2 or ME3.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem Thanks. I'll hopefully have the third game finished soon. The footage takes up a lot of hardware space and I've been dealing with some family matters so it's been taking a bit longer than I was hoping. And given how the challenge itself has been, I don't blame you for not wanting to try it yourself.
Holy shit an "Iron man run", its been years since i've heard someone use that term, and you're doing a completionist on ME no less? You're the maniac here my man
Been following this series for a long time, back from the first tier lists. Uploads I always look forward to. Hilarious, but also clever writing with solid analysis on the Mass Effect universe and lore. Gonna get sappy for a second, but Virmire and the Finale were amazing treats while on paternity when my first daughter was born. Putting her to sleep for the night, having her happy and well on my first Father’s Day, sitting down to chill, opening UA-cam and seeing that presidents are back at it with some Mass Effect. GOATED
The thing I love about the dark engery plot is that it actually gives some merit to Sovereigns speech implying that there's a greater purpose behind the Reapers actions. The idea that the Reapers enact mass genocide on technologically developed organic speicies as a way to avoid conflict is such a disappoiting explaination. Sovereign talked about Reapers being nations independent of each other, but the truth is that they're simply acting on their programming, and the validity of that progamming is left up to Shepard in the end because, even in the view of the Catalyst, the system no longer makes any sense; if it ever did.
That's the problem with writing a lovecraftian level threat. You will need to explain it sooner or later, and it's almost always gonna be disappointing. At least dark energy plot was more intriguing than AI is bad, and their creators are stupid.
@@slavenin6496 Imma be real here and i know its gonna sound a bit annoying but the Reapers were never a 'lovecraftian level threat', idk why its such a common conception among the ME community that Soverign gave yall a lovecraft vibe but he really never did, bro spouted some nonsense about having no beginning or end and hes beyond our comprehension but in the end he gets blasted in perhaps the most anticlimactic boss fight in the entire trilogy and then proceeds to get one shot by Joker. From that very moment it was 200% clear that the Reapers were hyper advanced and a threat, but nothing close to invincible or lovecraftian, whose staples are being so far above humanity that at best we can only hold them at bay and even then only a select few
I think they could have refined the DE plot and it would’ve been incredibly intriguing. Nearly everything in ME works off of manipulation of dark energy, and it’d also be true genuine SCIENCE FICTION. It’d be cool to see a star just suddenly die or watch a star cluster become distorted and time warped and fade away. Man vs Machine plot turns into Man vs Nature.
@@Bedelguese Yknow i was gonna make some point about it being just his insanely weak avatar, but honestly this just makes the reapers worse in comparison, not better
So thanks to this i started my own insanity playthrough for the first time. I tried to move along with the story as it dropped but long story short i just wrapped up rannoch. Cant wait to see how it plays out. Thank you for the great content.
it needs to be pointed out: Char got into the top force in the Krogen, dude wasn't just a different kind of Krogen, he was also a top tier combatant in addition to engineer. truly a dude that definitely deserved that win Shepherd help him secure
Rest in Peace Charr as a character was one of those side characters you don’t forget imo and the message you get about him in 3 was rough When the call came he joined up and fought until the end for his people and family he died in a hole in the ground along with his squad carrying Fire storms deep into the nest all for the next unit that came in after so they would have a fighting chance
@@GeorgeMonet it’s pretty easy to goof up or get too complacent and get rushed when you’re playing on insanity and you’re not a vanguard that can just charge out of a position that’s getting overrun
Personal favorite thing I enjoy about your playthrough so far is the glitches in conjunction with the Renegade choices. Keep up the work. I got that kill count for the end. I’ll include friendly fire if that happens 👀
Heck yeah! Once you go Tali you don't go back. She is well worth the wait. I also find it neat how she is aggressive in bed. In her helmet reflection you see her pounce on Shepard, lol
@@jonathangarcia5279 They’re just goofing with you. If they’re not, Jesus they’re gonna have a rough time when they realize 8 years is a 🫰 in our lives.
I know they're fucking around but with how insistent and dramatic they are about it leads me to believe they can't wrap their heads around being in your twenties. Idk man, kids seem weirder and sillier to me than they were just a decade ago. It's also one of their go to insults when they can't think of anything else.
@@jonathangarcia5279 You got to understand that kids now are the unhappiest generation of children we’ve ever seen. Highest rate of substance abuse, highest rates of self reported loneliness, highest rates of depression and anxiety, lowest average academic achievement of any generation, etc. I’m 27, and I was a senior in high school in 2015. I know it’s cliche for older people to say “my generation was better,” but it really was. The world is a dumpster fire now, and I couldn’t imagine being super young and impressionable right now. We had everything they have, but it was in a happier and more stable world. They act like that because deep down they fear getting older knowing there’s not much to look forward to; job market sucks, housing market sucks, everyone’s lonely and depressed. They’ve just entered that world and it scares the sh*t out of them.
The 'Big Crunch' is a hypothesis. Colloquially, a theory is a guess. Scientifically, it's an explanation that's supported by a body of facts. One that can be repeatedly tested.
So the universe expands then contracts, and then expands again? Does that mean we live the same lives an infinite amount of times and this is the 27 quintillionth time we’ve interacted on a Mass Effect UA-cam video?
@@Glep909I don’t think life is created exactly the same every compression and expansion, if the “Big Crunch” is a thing that happens. Hell, I don’t believe life is created most times. We (and by extension life itself) are a thermodynamic and chemical miracle. This is all said by some dude in his house that failed chemistry consistently and has a superficial interest in space, tho.
@@minibotas9496 Don't sell yourself so short. Failing back then doesn't mean you aren't gaining understanding now. I left school with nothing. So, I know this to be a fact.
13:35 Tali actually did elaborate in the first game. Interact with her when you're at the dock and she will tell you that C-Sec always assumes that her kind are nothing more than beggars and thieves.
I always postponed watching a dedicated video about The Dark Energy plotline, so Obama delivering a nice short and easy to understand explanation was a nice surprise.
Actually the collectors in the human reaper larva boss battle drop heavy weapon ammo even on insanity. Watching the boys play got me to fire up a manguard insanity run
Im listening to this playthrough while at work. And I swear that comment on Samara's boots had me take a minute break because it caught me so off-guard
I was disappointed that we couldn't do more for Lia. Bioware should have made it that you could give her credits to get her on her feet, or heck, have a touching moment if you bring Tali along, to get a model ship. Thank God for the Expanded Galaxy Mod though, bless modders. :)
38:02 charging the collosus and nailing it with a Cain was one of the most satisfying plays ever, would be even epic if I didn't get myself killed couple of times while trying it out
This is peak entertainment, I can't believe how well its done sometimes. I've rewatched all the episodes over and over. Thank you so much for making this as well as you do, looking forward to more.
Tali's theme with its combat music is my favourite squadmate theme in the whole game; it's an absolute banger and the highest energy part makes the player really eager to rescue Tali.
I never took the "Human Led" meant "all human." More likely humanity picked (or at least heavily influenced) who the replacement councilors were or took the lead in rebuilding the council.
3:24 I would say by the end of Mass Effect 2 Jack’s bounty would be around what a Yonko 3rd Commander would be. So roughly 700 million to 1 Billion Berries. Lowkey a video of the presidents giving the Normandy Crew One Piece bounties based off their power/feats/reputation would be GOATED. Shepard’s bounty being 5.5 Billion Credits CONFIRMED 😂
Not a lot happens in the Dark Star lounge, but Shep can get drunk and wake up in the club’s bathroom after. Jack also has a unique dialogue where it’s implied she was ambushed in the prison showers by guards and prisoners, and took her time killing everyone involved afterwards.
Got I love these. Help me sleep at night whilst learning lore about one of my favourite sci fi universes from Obama. And the humour is great man. You’re goated.
I wonder if our handsome BarDonJoe ever will enjoy the advantages of his rizz or if he will die alone because the presidents keep sabotaging each others romance options :D
Man I’m glad there’s a disclaimer otherwise I’d thought these were the real presidents talking about video games and using copious amounts of slang
You know Obama never authorized a drone strike, just told his generals to run a fade on America's opps
Our politics would be better if these three got together and clowned like this
Can you imagine some boomer coming across this and thinking these are real?
Lmao!😂
Probably a regulation of sorts. I saw the news scare the crap out of boomers with AI.
The way that Donald reacted to Samara was hillaious. Truly peak ME content.
If you ever thought that you are simp, just look at Donald and think how mature you are.
When I came to after that dog bark, my phone was somewhere under the desk, my chair was toppled, my sister was standing over me offering me a glass of water. That shit was black out funny.
"The reaper clone of Bernie Sanders"
LMFAO I love how this Series has its own lore now
It's always had its own lore, reaper Sanders is a callback to a video roughly a year old.
@C00kiesAplenty yes I'm aware, Donald chose destroy. ;)
"It's always had its own lore" isn't how lore works little bro
"People who work graveyard are dead on the inside"
I used to work third shift for years; you aren't wrong man.
Same here
You know what romance Tali that way nobody gets what they want. Nobody but me
And me
And ME!
I agree with this
Tali is still S tier.
There should be no one to complain, Liara is locked, Biden wants Jack and he plays like cheeks, Barack is the most grounded but Miranda is mid.
Good news
1:00:42 Donald not even down horrendous anymore, he down ungodly lmao
You know what I thought?
Jack can die in Mass Effect 2, sure.
But Mass Effect 3 gives you opportunity to kill Samara...
Joe should be aware of that.
Shhhhh. Don’t let him know
@@MegaOverlord258no no let him know
@@shimazutoyohisa6565 no please, it will be the biggest get back of all time. Plus it all hinges on weather or not Donald will be playing that specific mission in 3
@@MegaOverlord258 As far as I am concerned, they do all the relevant to plot missions, and the Asari Monastery is relevant as hell.
It all depends on who will be the guy playing the mission.
No we will not lose Samommy.
I'm calling it now, During the suicide mission, Jacob is the one going into the tube
Well, he does volunteer.
I lost mordin to that tube. Apparently lizard stg operative can't handle a little heat. My only death as well 😢
So whats everyone's death count at now? I have a feeling there will be at least 3 or 4 deaths depending how much leeway they have for perfect destroy. Also what's the pres current death count i lost track?
The fool volunteers despite getting absolutely annihilated when Shepard agrees 😂
tbh, better Jacob goes in the tube over Tali (best grill) or Legion (well behaved robo boi)
It’s always a pleasure when BarDonJoe Shepard shows up in my notifications
Hold the f*ck up, did Joe already forget that Don did the Purgatory mission last episode? 1:25
And yet, this dude can remember all the names of the ships sacrificed in the Paragon ending of ME1? 11:26
This dude's dementia is all over the place
Which is actually accurate for how Dementia works. My grandpa could remember every math teacher he had from 50 years ago, but couldn't remember me visiting him last week
@@noahkarpinski1824can confirm as another grandchild to a grandpa with dementia.
@@noahkarpinski1824 that's very horrifying, shephard here is the equivalent of a ww2 vet who can recall perfectly every man he killed in Iwo Jima but due to dementia he can't remember the last thing he said.
Fun Fact: Jack's VA Courtenay Taylor also voiced Nora in Fallout 4.
Huh Neat
@@JayDay01 Neat indeed.
And Juhani in BioWare's "Knights of the Old Republic".
Yep! Sarcastic Nora is so funny to listen to
Never really thought about it but now that I am, I can see how they sound similar.
I'm so glad you kept the Donald simping line from the tierlist video. I still would love to see what you had to actually type to get him to goon so hard
Basically the text from the "Jaw drops Awooga Hummina Hummina Bazooing" meme page.
@@primeradiancy lol
"Of course all the mourner in chief can remember properly is when a bunch of people die" incredible line right there
Ngl 1:00:53 actually scared me when I was listening but not watching, I was outside watering plants and heard Donald start barking and panicked thinking a dog was gonna run my fade.
Literally jumped up like a little kid when I got this notification
well to be fair, Military Retirement age is after 20 years of service, so you can join at 18, hit your 20, and then just keep going. someone like Anderson has lived a hard ass life, and he's 10 years over at the rank of Captain, which for the army is equivalent to Colonel---an O-5.
so yeah, twilight years of his career. he's 10 years past retirement, nearly 50 years old, and then you basically double that as a rule of thumb for the ACTUAL wear'n'tear on his body, that means in terms of breaking down, his body is 78.
man really is in the twilight, veterans living as long as we do is actually a fucking miracle. I'm 35 this year and dear god do I feel 45. my knees and spine are fucked.
Military ages you like a dog. One army year is like seven civie years.
@@heirofaniu trust me, I did 5 as a 68w20 by the time I left. plus, Anderson was a Spectre candidate himself, so he lived the Rough Life, not some desk jockey job.
@@Bluecatte My condolences.
@@heirofaniu Facts
Left the hub so fast for this
The hub is free- donald trump
Felt……myself.
That mid bust notification 😂
Jokes on you I can do both
Samara so fine made trump forget he has to be a paragon to romance even tho he admits he only does paragon runs to get that hug in the romance tier list
My brother, I would watch this right now, but I must sleep. Let it be known that you are goated in the sauce.
this man ain't just with the sauce, he is fully immersed from head to third leg
True GOATS watch in their sleep
“It came out in 2017, which is before covid so that’s really like 15 years ago”
I felt that in my core
1:16:50 Little fun fact: if you return to where the asari tells you about Thane, after his recruitment mission, she'll be gone, but if you talk to her assistant, she hands you a data pad with a recording of her saying she heard about Nassana, and felt it safe to go off world. Doesn't say where for her own safety.
Nothing really relevant to the plot or anything, but just something neat I stumbled across when I got ME LE.
Edit: The renegade decision was to delete the recording after listening to it, for some reason?
Radiancy has returned!
As it was foretold.
As fun as it is to punch Khalisa Al-Jilani, I honestly think the renegade/paragon responses are very underrated. Naming each ship that gave her life for the Citadel on camera is the best way to beat her at her own game.
Donald going full dog when Samara is on-screen might be one of his only redeeming factors
Stop watching the fake news. Vilifying him is all they exist for
You Bastard...
Because of those three Men, i started a Mass Effect Marathon. Iron Man Challenge, 100% everywhere for everything. Even every Dialog Tree.
And now, after another 14 hour session, ready to go to bed, i see this... Another freaking upload...
You Maniac !!
And i love you for it
These madmen convinced me to do an insanity run. After doing that, I figured that insanity in 2 and 3 was a bit much for me, so I only do Hardcore in those two.
I need to get back to my own Mass Effect 3 run. Trying to beat the game on Basic Bitch Insanity mode (just the base weapons and N7 Armor) and I'm about to soon do the Quarian/Geth war. I'm also trying to 100% it like you are. The first game was super easy, but I'm not sure which is gonna be considered harder by the end of the run: ME2 or ME3.
@bluespartangaming1514 I've watched your run so far. It was neat, good job. Not something I'd ever try, though. At least on insanity.
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem Thanks. I'll hopefully have the third game finished soon. The footage takes up a lot of hardware space and I've been dealing with some family matters so it's been taking a bit longer than I was hoping. And given how the challenge itself has been, I don't blame you for not wanting to try it yourself.
Holy shit an "Iron man run", its been years since i've heard someone use that term, and you're doing a completionist on ME no less? You're the maniac here my man
Been following this series for a long time, back from the first tier lists. Uploads I always look forward to. Hilarious, but also clever writing with solid analysis on the Mass Effect universe and lore.
Gonna get sappy for a second, but Virmire and the Finale were amazing treats while on paternity when my first daughter was born. Putting her to sleep for the night, having her happy and well on my first Father’s Day, sitting down to chill, opening UA-cam and seeing that presidents are back at it with some Mass Effect. GOATED
NINETY MINUTES OF THE PRESIDENTS PLAY? ITS A FATHERS DAY MIRACLE!
21:22
That put down by Anderson is fucking amazing. Couldn't be dripping with more contempt if Keith David tried.
The thing I love about the dark engery plot is that it actually gives some merit to Sovereigns speech implying that there's a greater purpose behind the Reapers actions. The idea that the Reapers enact mass genocide on technologically developed organic speicies as a way to avoid conflict is such a disappoiting explaination. Sovereign talked about Reapers being nations independent of each other, but the truth is that they're simply acting on their programming, and the validity of that progamming is left up to Shepard in the end because, even in the view of the Catalyst, the system no longer makes any sense; if it ever did.
That's the problem with writing a lovecraftian level threat. You will need to explain it sooner or later, and it's almost always gonna be disappointing. At least dark energy plot was more intriguing than AI is bad, and their creators are stupid.
@@slavenin6496 Imma be real here and i know its gonna sound a bit annoying but the Reapers were never a 'lovecraftian level threat', idk why its such a common conception among the ME community that Soverign gave yall a lovecraft vibe but he really never did, bro spouted some nonsense about having no beginning or end and hes beyond our comprehension but in the end he gets blasted in perhaps the most anticlimactic boss fight in the entire trilogy and then proceeds to get one shot by Joker. From that very moment it was 200% clear that the Reapers were hyper advanced and a threat, but nothing close to invincible or lovecraftian, whose staples are being so far above humanity that at best we can only hold them at bay and even then only a select few
@@lewd2851Cthulu got taken out by a fishing boat.
I think they could have refined the DE plot and it would’ve been incredibly intriguing. Nearly everything in ME works off of manipulation of dark energy, and it’d also be true genuine SCIENCE FICTION. It’d be cool to see a star just suddenly die or watch a star cluster become distorted and time warped and fade away. Man vs Machine plot turns into Man vs Nature.
@@Bedelguese Yknow i was gonna make some point about it being just his insanely weak avatar, but honestly this just makes the reapers worse in comparison, not better
Glad to see Barry has a good understanding of the novels. We don’t talk about deception
kill counter confirmed/implied recorded on camera:
LOKI Mech: [38]+10
FENRIS Mech: [05]+5
Rocket Drone: [03]+0
YMIR Mech: [05]+0
Eclipse Mercs: [46]+11
Blue Suns: [54]+0
Blood Pack: [32]+0
Helicopter: [03]+1
Harbinger: [01]+0
Collector Troops: [27]+0
Husks/Abominations: [13]+0
Scions: [01]+0
Pretorians: [01]+0
Geth: [00]+65
Geth Colossus: [00]+1
Random Batarians: [02]+0
Random Krogans: [05]+1
Random Humans: [01]+0
Main characters killed by Shepard: 2 - Hock, Niftu Cal (MIA, RIP)
Net Kill Count: Obama (165), Joe (73), Trump (127)
my thirst for bloodshed remains unquenched with a non-vanguard playthrough...
Fiver For the longest single ep so Far good shit man!
26:40 OK you know what "my yaps are the best part of these videos" is something I can now accept
Trump’s reaction to Samara killed me bro 😂. The dog in him broke out
So thanks to this i started my own insanity playthrough for the first time. I tried to move along with the story as it dropped but long story short i just wrapped up rannoch. Cant wait to see how it plays out. Thank you for the great content.
it needs to be pointed out: Char got into the top force in the Krogen, dude wasn't just a different kind of Krogen, he was also a top tier combatant in addition to engineer. truly a dude that definitely deserved that win Shepherd help him secure
And a hell of a poet
Rest in Peace Charr as a character was one of those side characters you don’t forget imo and the message you get about him in 3 was rough When the call came he joined up and fought until the end for his people and family he died in a hole in the ground along with his squad carrying Fire storms deep into the nest all for the next unit that came in after so they would have a fighting chance
I always thought about that
@@aylamaiiaA WARRIOR poet. Dude had brains and brawn. Blue Rose didnt know how good she had it.
@@Hillthugsta I may be a male human, but if she's so on the fence, I want him
Anyone else always reload the save on arrival until they survive all 5 waves because they think it’s canon that Shepard has to be just that good?
You mean surviving all 5 waves isn't normal?
@@GeorgeMonet it’s pretty easy to goof up or get too complacent and get rushed when you’re playing on insanity and you’re not a vanguard that can just charge out of a position that’s getting overrun
1:12:40 Honestly I think Samara is just being cheeky, a human supremacist group complementing an alien (and Justicar to boot) is indeed high praise.
Personal favorite thing I enjoy about your playthrough so far is the glitches in conjunction with the Renegade choices. Keep up the work. I got that kill count for the end. I’ll include friendly fire if that happens 👀
58:25 Joe really just said "OwO what's this?" 😂😂😂
AI Presidents arguing over who to romance
But gentlemen...hear me out....Tali's right there!
Heck yeah!
Once you go Tali you don't go back.
She is well worth the wait.
I also find it neat how she is aggressive in bed.
In her helmet reflection you see her pounce on Shepard, lol
¡Gracias!
Bro really added the barking for samommy lmao😂😂😂
53:27 yeah, i remember that one. Something about he's bones been the fence for their garden.
"Mommy, sorry." 😂
23:27 Gaslighting 20-something year-olds into thinking they’re getting old is my favorite new internet trend.
You ain't lying. I've gotten called old by my teenage coworkers for being 26.
@@jonathangarcia5279 They’re just goofing with you. If they’re not, Jesus they’re gonna have a rough time when they realize 8 years is a 🫰 in our lives.
I know they're fucking around but with how insistent and dramatic they are about it leads me to believe they can't wrap their heads around being in your twenties. Idk man, kids seem weirder and sillier to me than they were just a decade ago. It's also one of their go to insults when they can't think of anything else.
@@jonathangarcia5279 You got to understand that kids now are the unhappiest generation of children we’ve ever seen. Highest rate of substance abuse, highest rates of self reported loneliness, highest rates of depression and anxiety, lowest average academic achievement of any generation, etc. I’m 27, and I was a senior in high school in 2015. I know it’s cliche for older people to say “my generation was better,” but it really was. The world is a dumpster fire now, and I couldn’t imagine being super young and impressionable right now. We had everything they have, but it was in a happier and more stable world. They act like that because deep down they fear getting older knowing there’s not much to look forward to; job market sucks, housing market sucks, everyone’s lonely and depressed. They’ve just entered that world and it scares the sh*t out of them.
@@Glep909 Sounds about right.
Oo-wee, I see my baby Tali! Let's fucking go!
Fun fact: if you get drunk and then talk to Liara’s dad your character will perceive her as younger with makeup on and she’s a little more flirty
The 'Big Crunch' is a hypothesis. Colloquially, a theory is a guess. Scientifically, it's an explanation that's supported by a body of facts. One that can be repeatedly tested.
So the universe expands then contracts, and then expands again? Does that mean we live the same lives an infinite amount of times and this is the 27 quintillionth time we’ve interacted on a Mass Effect UA-cam video?
@@Glep909I don’t think life is created exactly the same every compression and expansion, if the “Big Crunch” is a thing that happens. Hell, I don’t believe life is created most times. We (and by extension life itself) are a thermodynamic and chemical miracle.
This is all said by some dude in his house that failed chemistry consistently and has a superficial interest in space, tho.
@@minibotas9496 Still a dude who taught me something. Thank you! I’ll read more about it
@@minibotas9496 Don't sell yourself so short. Failing back then doesn't mean you aren't gaining understanding now.
I left school with nothing. So, I know this to be a fact.
What a crazy amount of perfect timing. I was just watching the preview on Patreon.
Absolutely could not contain my laughter when Donald went wild for Samara. 😂😂
It's one of life's conundrums that this series doesn't have 2.8m views yet
13:35 Tali actually did elaborate in the first game. Interact with her when you're at the dock and she will tell you that C-Sec always assumes that her kind are nothing more than beggars and thieves.
Nah Donald was so unhinged when Samara popped up, it caught me way off guard, haven’t laughed my ass off like that in a minute! Great Episode my man!
I always postponed watching a dedicated video about The Dark Energy plotline, so Obama delivering a nice short and easy to understand explanation was a nice surprise.
Donald going feral when Samommy shows up floored me
Donald's hands down the funniest person of the trio
Actually the collectors in the human reaper larva boss battle drop heavy weapon ammo even on insanity. Watching the boys play got me to fire up a manguard insanity run
Your writing is excellent.
Im listening to this playthrough while at work. And I swear that comment on Samara's boots had me take a minute break because it caught me so off-guard
I'm surprised Donald didn't turn into a dog again when Samara kneeled and swore herself to Shepard.
17:42
most based thing Donnie has said so far
An hour and a half episode? This was one hell of a Father’s Day present thank you ❤️ I needed my PrimeRadiancy fix today
1:00:45 I almost choked on my drink from this entire sequence.
I hope your ok 😂
52:05 Absolutely fucking insane
I fucking love meeting Conrad again and discovering my favorite asari in ME2. That shit was a ride!
I have re watched this a few times. Just noticed the Megamind quote from T.rump at 1:26:20
Just happened to catch this when you uploaded let’s go can’t wait to see what they are up to today
Threw my wife off me when i saw this
I was disappointed that we couldn't do more for Lia.
Bioware should have made it that you could give her credits to get her on her feet, or heck, have a touching moment if you bring Tali along, to get a model ship.
Thank God for the Expanded Galaxy Mod though, bless modders. :)
25:50 as someone who live in AZ Donald is right 😂😂😂
I wear a jacket and in still not sweating 🔥🔥
I love the warning at the beginning idk the context of why it was put there but I think the fact that it HAD to be put there is hilarious
38:02 charging the collosus and nailing it with a Cain was one of the most satisfying plays ever, would be even epic if I didn't get myself killed couple of times while trying it out
Watching this while working nightshift slaps. Thanks for the shout out PR!
This is peak entertainment, I can't believe how well its done sometimes. I've rewatched all the episodes over and over. Thank you so much for making this as well as you do, looking forward to more.
Tali's theme with its combat music is my favourite squadmate theme in the whole game; it's an absolute banger and the highest energy part makes the player really eager to rescue Tali.
I never took the "Human Led" meant "all human." More likely humanity picked (or at least heavily influenced) who the replacement councilors were or took the lead in rebuilding the council.
The renegade speech check on the eclipse merc at the window is pretty cool.
Right as im about to go to bed damn
90minutes of straight peak 🎉
3:24 I would say by the end of Mass Effect 2 Jack’s bounty would be around what a Yonko 3rd Commander would be. So roughly 700 million to 1 Billion Berries.
Lowkey a video of the presidents giving the Normandy Crew One Piece bounties based off their power/feats/reputation would be GOATED. Shepard’s bounty being 5.5 Billion Credits CONFIRMED 😂
28:58 the scourge is directly linked to dark energy and it is confirmed through in game dialogue in andromeda
I don't like denying my tech bros and sisters their chance to shine, but Jacob is just BEGGING to go on that vent excursion
Not a lot happens in the Dark Star lounge, but Shep can get drunk and wake up in the club’s bathroom after. Jack also has a unique dialogue where it’s implied she was ambushed in the prison showers by guards and prisoners, and took her time killing everyone involved afterwards.
Patiently waiting for the next on hahaha, I never knew how badly I needed this in my life 😂
These are an absolute pleasure! BarDonJoe Shepard got me playing the series again
Thane's reaction to having an AI on board is surprisingly muted.
Love the jokes and the lore drops. Thank you. I watch one of these every night before sleep ❤
Recently discovered this amazing series and now I can't wait for more. Your writing for the presidents is brilliant I love their characters
Joe suggesting shiala dye her body back to blue gave me flashbacks to a certain incident involving a bath full of sharpie ink.
If you know you know
Got I love these. Help me sleep at night whilst learning lore about one of my favourite sci fi universes from Obama. And the humour is great man. You’re goated.
Please continue making these they make my day every time I see it pop up in my recommended.
did they add that asari slapping you over the conrad verner thing in the legendary edition? i dont recall that ever happening before
the callbacks are absolutely peak. was not expecting this series to begin building a canon.
Been binging through all of your Mass Effect videos over the past month. They've been a blast to watch and my introduction to the Mass Effect series.
I really needed cheering up today, mate. You're doing God's work. ❤
I wonder if our handsome BarDonJoe ever will enjoy the advantages of his rizz or if he will die alone because the presidents keep sabotaging each others romance options :D
Oh man, that’s an amazing running gag for the series. I hope that’s what ends up happening.
This is my new favorite series please keep it up!
Absolutely gold once again. Love that it's a longer episode!
Here early to say that your content is amazing and the most well written of this format I've ever seen. Keep up the fantastic work.
After the despair of last week without an episode, we are blessed!