All 96 MARIO KART 8 DELUXE TRACKS RANKED in 10 SECONDS
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2023
- WARNING: the following video contains many opinions, some of which you will not like. Viewer discretion is advised.
Songs used (in order):
Tour Berlin Byways
Super Bell Subway
Tour Madrid Drive
DS Waluigi Pinball/DS Wario Stadium
Tour Vancouver Velocity
Dolphin Shoals
Wii Moonview Highway
Yoshi's Island
SNES Bowser Castle 3
Cloudtop Cruise
Electrodrome
Wii Rainbow Road - Ігри
first dislike
Deserved tbh
@@IllegalCarrot11Bone dry dunes hater alert + yb better + ratio + this u 🤓
Too bad it doesn't show dislikes anymore.
80th dislike
@@WritingCountingOriginal For bone dry dunes I just would say ,, music is not everything"
2:04 "Mario's world is supposed to be full of wonder and whimsy, yet you stick him in f*cking London!"
I don't know why that made me laugh so much, but it did.
The worst possible opinions I have ever seen across my ten years on UA-cam, compiled and coalesced together in such an atrocious and unforgivable way that it makes my head spin and my soul cry. Good video👍
Either there was little to no thought put into this ranking or this is satire, no way is this legit.
Big Blue 🐐
You’re right, I actually just spun a wheel for each ranking. I’ve never even played this game before actually.
There's no way bone dry dunes and bowsers castle u are lower than fucking excitebike 💀
@@IllegalCarrot11lmao love how you can laugh at yourself.
@@joshevans3421Us Australians are just built different.
I agreed with MAYBE 5-6 of these selections, but the video was so well-edited and very entertaining, so props to you!
I have yet to see a track more split than Ninja Hideaway. Nothing ranks higher and lower consistently when I ask around.
It would be so much higher for me if it didn’t feel so janky
Excite bike and baby park
Definitely one of the opinions on this video I agree with. One bump and you're so out of alignment you drop 5 places and fall off.
2:36-2:40
That shortcut followed by a shell snipe scares me because of how clean it was
That DK Summit bit was hilarious! Very entertaining video.
This video is honestly a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be. Props to you
I don't remember subscribing but I'm glad I did, this video is super entertaining. Love the editing style, super funny writing, and most importantly all the correct opinions about the city courses
This is one crazy list, but I really like the video! Well done!
This video was really funny and well done, good job!
Also I’m glad I’m not the only one to find ninja hideaway to be completely jank lmao
As much as I disagree with a lot of these placements, this video was just so entertaining that I'm giving this ranking a pass
😂😂😂
He spun a wheel for all of them
I have some to agree with, like Super Bell Subway and Grumble Volcano being so low on the list, and Shroom Ridge being so high.
@@ETHAN-is3liwhat did Super Bell Subway and Grumble Volcano do to you? (I do understand why you like Shroom Ridge tho)
@@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies Grumble Volcano is brutally difficult (could be skill issue) to a point where it isn’t fun for me. I enjoy difficult tracks, but too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
Super Bell Subway feels so dull and boring. I dunno why, but I hardly enjoy the track for what it is. The music is VERY dull to me, so that could be why.
@@ETHAN-is3li Soooo... You find Grumble Volcano too difficult and then say that a track that's at like, the same level of difficulty boring?
This was hilarious. The Dragon Driftway joke. 😆 Great video!
This video was very funny, thank you
As much as I disagree with your opinions, this was a very entertaining video. It deserves a like just for that.
I have never disagreed so much with someone’s list. OMG, but you have a good energy, so I did give the video a like lol
great video
That was the longest 10 seconds of my life.
13:28 i was low key expecting you to say goopy
GOOPY MY GOAT
this is amazing
I love the ranking
THIS VIDEO IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 FIRE THE EDITOR 🔥🔥🔥
I really like what you said about Mario kart Wii and GameCube maps. I feel like they took out the excitement for all of them and then just made them feel kind of bland. Especially for Wii that one is my favorite and they did it dirty
I KNOW RIGHT. It’s definitely cause they were using the Tour version of these tracks for the most part.
Imo this is because 1. Wii tracks have nostalgia goggles with the current majority of the fan base and 2. Mk8dx mechanics are a downgrade from 8u.
Waluigi Stadium received a great update both visually and gameplay wise, not only that, but its so good that it's the best Double Dash course in 8 Deluxe
It may not smell good but he's certainly cooking something
3:40 rosalina jumpscare
“It’s now an oval that had a stroke and Santa Clause is there too I guess” 💀💀💀 I’m dying
Wario owns 2 stadiums actually and SEGA was too lazy to add unique names to the classes from TF2 so each character from TF2 is called "Team Fortress" like what the actual f...
10:57 “ITS A ROAD THAT YOU GOOOOOO WHEN U DIEEEEEEEE” - Ranking Special Cups 2023
That mr Nintendo guy should get his own channel, banger content that guy makes. Really hope he uses the square tool next
That bowsers castle ranking was interesting
Wario don't pay taxes. You pay Wario Taxes
Singapore is the best city track! Also am I dumb or did you miss London loop?
Singapore is for sue the best! And London is 82nd
This is some comedy gold 💀💀
Random highlights:
0:30
0:40
0:51
2:39
3:51
8:13
8:25
13:17
I feel like you missed mute city Dk summit, and London loop, or am I dumb
Wii Rainbow road is the best thing to ever happen to Mario! Glad it’s high!
um ackshually all the snes tracks have already been remade at least once ☝️🤓
but seriously, this is a really solid ranking!
also big blue being 1st is based
…”the same roundabout four times” **proceeds to show two different roundabouts in three parts only**
How to tell everyone you've played only Mario Kart 8 and only watched videos about the others
your editing and writing is super funny, list is questionable at best but keep it up!
Disagreed with quite a lot of these, but the commentary is VERY entertaining
Ngl I think this ranking wasn’t bad at all.
Wow I love this list. I disagree with almost every placement but I love how controversial and different this is.
At least the Big 3 (Mount Wario, 3DS RR, Big Blue) are at the top where they belong ;)
My hottest take would probably be that Madrid is on par with Singapore...
BROH THE AMOGUS AT 8:58 GOT ME
I can't help but like. Too entertaining, despite how foolish every ranking here was.
this is severely unrelated omg i laughed so hard
Morton merked a moo at Moo Moo Meadows
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO HATED NINJA HIDEAWAY!!!! Even if this list was fake or something. Sorry everyone I play inside drift so it’s annoyingly hard to play ninja hideaway.
Loved your joke about fucking Mario circuit. Way to many of them and only like two of them are good
W opinion on bone dry dunes
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO PUTS SUPER BELL SUBWAY WHERE IT DESERVES
Where is squeaky clean sprint?
I agree with half the ranking, I disagree with the other half.......video is entertaining, that's good enough for me.
while I believe that Baby Park is the single worst track in the game, I do appreciate that Big Blue, Mount Wario, and Ribbon Road are in the top (also Ninja Hideaway is a deserved low spot)
w-where was bowser jr....
He was busy being the boss of every world in Mario Wonder
@@IllegalCarrot11 raw that's my goat right there 😍🥺🤩🥰💖❤🔥💌💙
What if we selected the same track in the mario kart private lobby 😳
Haha nah, jk jk…unless? 😳😳
6:24 city track but japan
Why do so many people hate bone dry dunes bro xD I love it and the song is fire.
Also i disagree with 90% of the placements but still the video is super enjoyable
I don't understand why Bone Dry Ruin is so underrated! I think it's one of the most stylish desert tracks in all of Mario Kart! Neo Bowser city is so magnificent! I really like Toad Turnpike so much!
Apart from GCN Sherbet Land it's freaky how many of these I agree with, more Rock Rock Mountain dislikers please
Man I literally disagree with everything except Big Blue being first but fun video
Where was wii rainbow road?
The top 10 seems really close to the objectively right ranking
Ninja Hideaway is not an original tracks to the DLC. Its a Tour original
I actually love Amsterdam ngl
Unfortunately, Neo Bowser City is also called in Spanish as Ciudad Koopa (Koopa City)
Btw, imo, Find Mii has a better name in Spanish, Rescate Mii (Mii Rescue)
I absolutely could not disagree more on a lot of these but the editing was funny so here take my damn like
Uhm, actually, every SNES track was remade in Super Circuit 🤓
All I’m saying is that Ninja Hideaway is given way too much hype for what is honestly just an average track
4:32 All SNES tracks have been remade 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Banned.
I agree and disagree with a lot of things, but that's normal
However, I have a doubt for something very common, almost everyone says that GBA Sky Garden isn't really Sky Garden, but beyond the map shape, nobody told me yet why they consider it a bad remake
I love it, and I played it in GBA and DS and Tour, so I know is different, but no why is supposed to be bad (I'm not complaining, I just really wanna know)
8's sky garden is a fine course, but it is doesnt resemble the old sky gardens in the slightest
The original has a very unique aesthetic, while this one looks like a worse cloud top cruise. I would like it a lot more if the road had the same colors as the original.
@@aidansilli4257
the old blue road looked badass, the orange one feels generic
@@mikewebsters4119 especially since now we have a ton of courses with orange roads
My Personal Rankings:
Note: These are all based off my opinion, including my controversial picks (which I have plenty of)
10/10 Tier
1. Wii DK Summit
2. GBA Ribbon Road
3. Squeaky Clean Sprint
4. DS Tick Tock Clock
5. GBA Cheese Land
6. DS Shroom Ridge
7. Bowser’s Castle
8. N64 Yoshi Valley
9. Piranha Plant Cove
10. Wii Maple Treeway
9/10 Tier
11. Yoshi’s Island
12. 3DS Rainbow Road
13. Wii Rainbow Road
14. N64 Rainbow Road
15. Mount Wario
16. Dragon Driftway
17. 3DS DK Jungle
18. N64 Kalimari Desert
19. GCN DK Mountain
20. Animal Crossing
21. GBA Sunset Wilds
22. GBA Sky Garden
23. GCN Sherbet Land
24. 3DS Rock Rock Mountain
25. 3DS Piranha Plant Slide
26. N64 Choco Mountain
27. Tour Las Angelos Laps
28. Tour Madrid Drive
8/10 Tier
29. SNES Bowser’s Castle 3
30. Merry Mountain
31. GCN Yoshi Circuit
32. Sky-High Sundae
33. Tour Vancouver Velocity
34. DS Waluigi Pinball
35. Wii Coconut Mall
36. Ninja Hideaway
37. Shy Guy Falls
38. Wii Koopa Cape
39. 3DS Rosalina’s Ice World
40. GCN Waluigi Stadium
41. 3DS Music Park
42. Rainbow Road
43. SNES Rainbow Road
44. Tour Singapore Speedway
45. Tour Berlin Byways
46. Wii Moonview Highway
47. Ice Ice Outpost
48. GBA Snow Land
49. Twisted Mansion
50. Tour Athens Dash
51. Thwomp Ruins
52. Big Blue
53. Mute City
54. DS Cheep Cheep Beach
55. Bone Dry Dunes
56. Hyrule Circuit
7/10 Tier
57. Tour New York Minute
58. Tour Bangkok Rush
59. Tour Rome Avanti
60. Tour Sydney Sprint
61. DS Peach Gardens
62. Mario Circuit
63. Wii Wario’s Gold Mine
64. GBA Riverside Park
65. GBA Boo Lake
66. DS Wario Stadium
67. GCN Dry Dry Desert
68. 3DS Neo Bowser City
69. DS Mario Circuit
70. N64 Royal Raceway
71. Sweet Sweet Canyon
72. Cloudtop Cruise
73. Electrodome
74. Wild Woods
75. GCN Daisy Cruiser
76. Sunshine Airport
6/10 Tier
77. Tour London Loop
78. Tour Amsterdam Drift
79. Wii Mushroom Gorge
80. Mario Kart Stadium
81. Dolphin Shoals
82. Tour Tokyo Blur
83. Wii Daisy Circuit
84. Toad Harbor
85. Wii Moo Moo Meadows
5/10 Tier
86. Water Park
87. SNES Donut Plains 3
88. Tour Paris Promenade
89. GBA Mario Circuit
90. Excitebike Arena
91. Super Bell Subway
4/10 Tier
92. N64 Toad’s Turnpike
93. Wii Grumble Volcano
94. 3DS Toad Circuit
95. SNES Mario Circuit 3
3/10 Tier
96. GCN Baby Park
Bone Dry Dubes doesn't deserve to be last
Thankfully , i dont respect opinions of Australians.
10 seconds doesn’t give you enough time to actually back up most of your opinions but the video was very entertaining anyways lol
your placements were questionable and then you put big blue as #1, give this man a degree in always being right
Title is a lie. This is video is much longer than 10 seconds
Not a SINGLE CIRCUIT TRACK until 64th place, wtf
Super Bell Subway has no right being that low
Ive seen people rank Ninja Hideaway higher than WII RAINBOW ROAD and this guy ranks it at bottom ten. (Im not saying I like Ninja Hideaway over Wii Rainbow Road.)
Kalamari Desert better than Vancouver Velocity?
Somebody pinch me 😂
disagree with boo lake being so low.. But I agree with most the rest!
Cheese land and twisted mansion at the bottom and ninja hideaway? Also bone dry dunes is not the worst how. Worse than all the circuit and tour city tracks? Really?
Toad circuit not at dead last? Bad list
This guy lost all credibility for putting toad circuit way too high, it does not deserve anything higher than the bottom 5 at the very least
entertaining video for such horrendous takes 💀
i'd argue tokyo blur is more generic than berlin but why wasting time deciding what track is worse when they are both bad
Tokyo is BY FAR the most boring and uninteresting city track, great city tracks like Berlin, Madrid or Athen being so much lower than Tokyo is just pure madness
I'll admit, Tokyo blur is definitely the track I disagree with the most out of all my ranking in retrospect. I don't know why I put it that high. However, I do honestly still consider it at least better than those three city courses, as my main problem with the lower ranking city tracks consist of confusing or frustrating layouts.
Some of the worst takes I've seen but its funny so great list
These opinions are straight ASS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I thought it was pretty entertaining 😅
L opinions but the editing makes up for them lmao 💀
CHEESE LAND HAAATTEEE 👑👑👑
I can Confirm Berlin Byways is better irl
Top - Best
Bottom - Worst
Wii Rainbow Road
3DS Neo Bowser City
3DS Rainbow Road
Big Blue
Wii Koopa Cape
Squeaky Clean Sprint
Wii Maple Treeway
Dragon Driftway
Tour Vancouver Velocity
Mount Wario
Yoshi's Island
Tour Singapore Speedway
Wii Coconut Mall
Wii DK Summit
Tour Madrid Drive
GCN Yoshi Circuit
Wild Woods
GCN Daisy Cruiser
GCN DK Mountain
Mute City
Electrodrome
Wii Moonview Highway
Wii Mushroom Gorge
Tour Sydney Sprint
Tour Berlin Byways
DS Mario Circuit
Tour Rome Avanti
GBA Ribbon Road
Super Bell Subway
Tour Los Angeles Laps
Toad Harbor
Tour Bangkok Rush
GCN Waluigi Stadium
Tour Athens Dash
DS Shroom Ridge
Tour Paris Promenade
Ninja Hideaway
Tour Amsterdam Drift
Tour London Loop
3DS DK Jungle
Tour New York Minute
Merry Mountain
Shy Guy Falls
Cloudtop Cruise
Wii Wario's Gold Mine
Sunshine Airport
Sweet Sweet Canyon
N64 Yoshi Valley
GBA Snow Land
Hyrule Circuit
3DS Rosalina's Ice World
Wii Daisy Circuit
Animal Crossing
DS Cheep Cheep Beach
GBA Cheese Land
Piranha Plant Cove
N64 Royal Raceway
Ice Ice Outpost
SNES Bowser Castle 3
Rainbow Road
GBA Riverside Park
DS Peach Gardens
SNES Rainbow Road
DS Waluigi Pinball
GBA Sunset Wilds
3DS Music Park
GBA Mario Circuit
GCN Sherbet Land
3DS Piranha Plant Slide
Wii Moo Moo Meadows
N64 Choco Mountain
DS Tick-Tock Clock
Tour Tokyo Blur
Mario Kart Stadium
Thwomp Ruins
N64 Rainbow Road
SNES Mario Circuit 3
Mario Circuit
DS Wario Stadium
GBA Boo Lake
3DS Rock Rock Mountain
3DS Toad Circuit
GBA Sky Garden
Sky-High Sundae
Bowser's Castle
SNES Donut Plains 3
Dolphin Shoals
Water Park
GCN Dry Dry Desert
Excitebike Arena
Wii Grumble Volcano
Twisted Mansion
N64 Kalimari Desert
N64 Toad's Turnpike
GCN Baby Park
Bone-Dry Dunes
there’s no way you put more than 4 seconds of thinking time into these placements
mais il a juste aucun goût??? il mérite même pas que je me fasse chier à écrire un commentaire en anglais, vraiment aucun avis décent en 14 min de vidéo c’est désastreux j’ai jamais vu ça
This was awful but also hillarious this is peak comedy while stonned😂
Toads turnpike is criminally underrated