when i was a child i performed in a piano recital and let out a fart that rang and echoed around the entire stadium and i ended up crying on stage LAMAOAOO
i suddenly remembered when i dreamed that an electric fan was chasing me. i think this was a year ago and i still couldn't forget it 'cause my grandma keeps talking about the day i told her that weird dream and how i was laughing my soul outta me
Hmm, I think we've all blamed someone else for our farts, and are secretly furries, and are cousins with our ex girlfriends and stabbed somebody in first grade completely accidentally, been rejected with an "Okay", like our friends' boyfriend cuz we gay, ult Oli London, eat paper, have a kink for our music teachers, thirst over tik tok bois, peed ourselves in a 4th grade, trip, pretended to be dating Luke Hemmings, laughed at our friends' cat's death, talk to a plushie, got shit sprayed at us in a mall, and most of all, are sEcReTlY a FuRrY
@@johnymartinez6608 umm, I'm literally just stating everybody in the video said and tried to make a funny comment about it, I don't have any of these fEtIsHeS, trust me
Johnny the reason why plants grow when you talk to them is bc when you’re talking you’re blowing carbon dioxide on them which is what they need to grow. So you should start talking to them more often lmao 😂
My secret is that I had a crush on someone related to my sister My sister's father had 7 other kids, so it's a trouble for me and my mother not to date someone related to her every time we meet a guy
Once when I was seven I kissed a boy on the cheek (the teacher hadn’t come back to class yet) and loads of other boys started lining up too. When the teacher came back there was a giant line of boys waiting to kiss me and I was sent to the head teachers office. The reason I was actually sent there tho was because I trashed my friends sister bedroom because we thought it would be fun for some reason idk.
Once I was seven I tripped over air and my ring got lost, it was my moms gold ring I had for some reason, she still talks about how it got lost I'm too scared to tell her
When I was younger I cut my hair off and left a BIG bald spot. I put it in a bag with some barbie hair i also cut but my parents noticed. I told them It was just barbie hair I cut but then they saw the bald spot, I told them I cut my hair because I felt I had Extra/Too Much hair. I cried the whole night, I didn't know it looked so bad until my mother showed be a picture of a biiiiiiiiiiiggg bald circle in my head. I've been terrified of cutting my hair for more than 4 years. Now I want to cut it short :P, seems quite ironic to me 😂😅 My mom had to style it each day so people at my school don't Make fun of me.. Going to the salon was hell! Tho it grew kinda fast.
I have all 8 BT21 plushies, and i talk to them all the time. In the morning when i wake up, i will say "good morning" to all of them, and when i leave for work.. i also say goodbye to them. Yeah.. im a freak, i know 😂😂
I was 7 years old when valentine's day came and I decided to confess to my crush and I gave him a heart shaped lollipop. I said "I like you do you like me back?" He replied with "I like your brother can you tell him there's a note in his desk". I cried and I still told my brother and then we moved to my grandma's house and stayed there for 5 years. When I was going to school I saw a girl walking wearing white pants and I saw blood from behind so I took my sweater and wrapped it around her waist and we became really good friends until she invited me to her house and I saw the boy I liked 5 years ago. We talked and he said he's secretly dating my brother for 3 years now..
8:33 We have it in India. It's usually called a hose. We don't really use toilet paper here, we use water to clean. Although, nowadays, newly constructed buildings are incorporating toilet paper in the bathrooms too--cultural influence, I suppose.
AHHH im new to your channel- Ive seen a lot your covers, but I hadn’t ever heard your natural speaking voice,. I wasn’t expecting this at all!- I love your accent Wowie 🤧🤧
Here's one: I was at my friend's house and we were playing on her computer. I was about 10-11 I think at that time. Anyways, something happened to the computer and she called her dad to fix it. The dad was minding his own buisness, looking through the computer to see what might have gone wrong yada yada and suddently he checks her bookmarks and there were like 5 porn sites on there. I could tell the dad saw them as he hovered over them with the mouse for a split second but I think he chose to ignore them. Long story short I didn't visit her again after that
actually studies have shown that talking to your plants and playing them music allegedly does help them grow and stay alive. they even did research into the types of music and apparently heavy metal is a no go. they found that indian sitar music (or maybe it was another indian instrument I don't remember clearly) and classical music helped the best, music like jazz and country had no effect ect. prince Charles has also spoken about the importance regarding speaking to plants on a daily so yahhh its a thing apparently.
Johnny’s accent and voice fits these videos so well...he’s literally a therapist for all us crackheads!!! *Seriously tho, I thought I was the only one who forced myself to laugh or nod along to something my friends said*
To answer you question about what country do have sprayers in their toilets im sure it’s an Arab/Muslim country because its a must to wash downstairs after doing our business
6:35 was mine lmfaoooo I’m dead I can’t believe I made it into the video 😂😂😂 🤷🏻♀️ I thought about keeping it going even longer but my sisters began to ask why hadn’t they met him lmfaooo 😂😂😂 they were beginning to get suspicious
I remember in 3rd grade, i forgot my naths hw for the 3rd time. And our teacher was REALLY STRICT. And I was scared so I saw one of my male friends drop his hw, and I stole it wrote my name and gave it to the teacher. He wasnt scolded because he admitted he lost it. I felt horrible, and I still and pretty dissapointed with my self.
*I have way too many stories I'll share one more, when I was like a toddler-child I used to climb through windows one day there was a very high one so I couldn't tell what was happening (because at the time I didn't have glasses even though I've had bad eyesight since I was born) so I fell on top of someone's head and because I was startled I pissed..*
If you read mine you might be concerned like a bit or maybe a lot, it was the one with Edvasian in it, I was sleep deprived, I hope you make a part two reading more of them!
I’m watching this video again...And I realize that a lot of them happened to me. I remember telling my crush “I kind of like you” and him responding with “Cool”...It was more embarrassing than painful. I.Regret.Everything. Also guys,here’s a tip,even if you’re nervous or weirder out when someone confesses to you don’t respond with “Cool” That shit does not go over well.
when i was a child i performed in a piano recital and let out a fart that rang and echoed around the entire stadium and i ended up crying on stage LAMAOAOO
Rang and echoed, holy crap u just made my day I'm in tears cracking up at 2 am 😂😂😂😭
suggi BAHAHAHA
Ooh nnooo i laughed way to hard at this 😂
oMG NOOOOO RIP-
Oh my god poor you 🤣 btw I watch your covers
Johnny: Cause I’m nosy
Also Johnny: *zooms into nose*
Time?
@@jvliijv3263 0:37
bunbinibun it was to make it funnier.
Voldemort is shaking
@@jocelyn5512 LMAO
Nobody:
Johnny: *”iT’s AnNoYnOmOuS”*
@12345 6789 I laugh at this wayyy to hard
No One:
Johnny: HELLO OKAYYY!!!
HI HelLo
Hola, soy Dora.
@@catlover_127 swiper is coming-
@@gigiezmashups 👀
@@catlover_127 I love your username
imagine being as cute as johnny
Can't relate
I Will never
@Baby BunBun imagine being johnny's chair
no i can't he's the cutest :-/
Can't relate
im so early Young Johnny was still in the process of making his horror movie
IM SCREMING!
Stan homemadetrailers1234
Johnny i would love to see it, rfn 😌🤚
Armyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Armyyyyyyy
i had a dream once where i talked to a wall than said "you look nice today, did you get a new coat of paint today?"
i respect you.
Itz Alex you-
i suddenly remembered when i dreamed that an electric fan was chasing me. i think this was a year ago and i still couldn't forget it 'cause my grandma keeps talking about the day i told her that weird dream and how i was laughing my soul outta me
@Kawaii Arts And Edits HAHAHAHAHA
Oh I always talk to a wall so your not different
Hmm, I think we've all blamed someone else for our farts, and are secretly furries, and are cousins with our ex girlfriends and stabbed somebody in first grade completely accidentally, been rejected with an "Okay", like our friends' boyfriend cuz we gay, ult Oli London, eat paper, have a kink for our music teachers, thirst over tik tok bois, peed ourselves in a 4th grade, trip, pretended to be dating Luke Hemmings, laughed at our friends' cat's death, talk to a plushie, got shit sprayed at us in a mall, and most of all, are sEcReTlY a FuRrY
@@johnymartinez6608 umm, I'm literally just stating everybody in the video said and tried to make a funny comment about it, I don't have any of these fEtIsHeS, trust me
@@mochka9635 ik it was a joke, lmaoo
I boop ur nose Confession time I still do.
My music teacher is an old russian lady.. i cant really have a kink for her 😂😭💀
I pretended to have a French boyfriend when I was in secondary school to get my bullies to stop picking on me. stupid attempt.
: we found out that we are cOusInS
Johnny and us rn:
*Sweet home alabama*
Me: “How does one mot know who their cousins are??”
Anonymous AI because I have soo many cousins that i never met them or haven’t ever heard about them
So what if they are cousins? Why they cant date? It's not like they are siblings 🤷🏻♀️
Lightning Farron ....... uuuuuummmmm it is because is like dating your parents but in different versions
@@Nyx_smdmavis us muslims can marry our cousins if we want. I never knew that its forbidden in other religions :0
Nobody:
Johnny: OuT oF BoUnDsSsS
I read this as soon as Johnny said it..XD
FawnYFern YT same
Your Local Trashcan lol me too
Your Local Trashcan omg same
johnny: *and i just wanna know.. bEcAuSE i'M n0SY*
His nose is beautiful too 😻
Johnny sounds like that one protective friend or brother when he says "OUT OF BOUNDS!"
i really enjoy the seaside kingdom bubblaine super mario odyssey music extended in the background
A TRUE INTELLECTUAL
I just wanna say, that was L0NG
The what-
That was awfully specific
agshhdhsh he posted on his story while editing this video and i saw the audio ✨ i promise i’m not insane
johnny, reading a comment: “i’m secretly a furry”
suggested: using new makeup to hide the ugly
69th like! And same wtf
Same
SAME OML
lol same😂😂
zoe same lmao 😩
i can’t be the only one who just LOVES LOVES LOVES his accent right
I do toooooooooooooooooooooooo sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't hear an accent
but that's probably cuz I'm British too
👌
🍺
Johnny sounds like my brother when i tell him i like someone
Johnny: OUT OF BOUNDSS
Johnny: “my avocado tree died”
Me: it’s prob bc you didn’t talk to it
I SWEAR IT WAS
Johnny the reason why plants grow when you talk to them is bc when you’re talking you’re blowing carbon dioxide on them which is what they need to grow. So you should start talking to them more often lmao 😂
no one :
johnny : *censors the word died*
Struggling to not get demonitized
@@Johnnyray LMAO THE STRUGGLES
but then said his tree died
*Paper is delicious*
i--
@@Johnnyray It tastes like nothing, That's what makes it delicious.
my binder paper tastes like diluted tea
@@swimminginthestars_ Delicious
@@robinventures8904 I'm a bit afraid that it loves me too much. I also consumed erasers before
Nobody:
Johnny: *If I wAs YoU i WoUlDn'T cOnFeSs EiThEr*
I like your profile picture😍
“I accidentally stabbed someone in the first grade. I think we’ve all done that”
Me: I stabbed *myself* in pre-school
_big_ _sigh_ lol same
_big_ _sigh_
ur profile says it all
Same
1:00 ...okay, but my sister got randomly stabbed by someone with a pencil when she was in first grade...
Oh no 😂😂😂
I stabbed my self accidentally with a pencil in my thigh.
👀👀👀
Happened to me, in between my ribcage. But in the UK it’s not called grade 1 so it ain’t me ✌️
🤨
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not a spect of dust:
Johnny:ToTallY nOT CoPYinG
My secret is that
I had a crush on someone related to my sister
My sister's father had 7 other kids, so it's a trouble for me and my mother not to date someone related to her every time we meet a guy
CrAZy fOr mYsElF I saw your profile picture before I read your username and I said crazy for myself😂
@@lovelykirby no
@@lovelykirby we are half sister's
@American Ajumma no but people who are related to her tho djdjdj every single guy my mother had dated has been related to my sister in some way
@American Ajumma yes lol
I thought I had embarassing secrets but after watching this video and gearung others secrets... Mine are not even considered embarrassing stories....
At 2:05 that was mine I didn’t know he was going to use mine 😂
OH SHIT
....big oof....
Exposeddd
i m a n yep Ik
bxndito_ yep that’s what I get for having so so so many cousin that i never met or never heard
Everyone:
Johnny: *it's anonymous*
Lmao 😂
A long ads comment with just a few words
YoU aRe A tOtAl GeNiOuS😂😂
when you said your avocado tree died i got an add for avocado..
btw rip Johnny's avocado tree :"(
i miss my treeee
@@Johnnyray I'll buy you another one :((
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Johnny:*uses echo effect to show concern
😂💕
8:48 I can relate. Sometimes I am my own therapist 😂
"Hey your cute."
"Okay."
HAHABAHAH I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
i love how everyone comments randomly
Once when I was seven I kissed a boy on the cheek (the teacher hadn’t come back to class yet) and loads of other boys started lining up too. When the teacher came back there was a giant line of boys waiting to kiss me and I was sent to the head teachers office.
The reason I was actually sent there tho was because I trashed my friends sister bedroom because we thought it would be fun for some reason idk.
I can’t post pics on here but just imagine this is a pic of Prof. Oak asking are you a boy or a girl because hOnEy If ThEyRe AlL gAy I’m CoMiNg
@@sillytintin Lmao sadly I was a girl and they were all boys
Once I was seven I tripped over air and my ring got lost, it was my moms gold ring I had for some reason, she still talks about how it got lost I'm too scared to tell her
make merch that says “out of bounds”.
agree }
lol
*the intro is EPIC*
When I was younger I cut my hair off and left a BIG bald spot. I put it in a bag with some barbie hair i also cut but my parents noticed. I told them It was just barbie hair I cut but then they saw the bald spot, I told them I cut my hair because I felt I had Extra/Too Much hair. I cried the whole night, I didn't know it looked so bad until my mother showed be a picture of a biiiiiiiiiiiggg bald circle in my head. I've been terrified of cutting my hair for more than 4 years. Now I want to cut it short :P, seems quite ironic to me 😂😅
My mom had to style it each day so people at my school don't Make fun of me..
Going to the salon was hell!
Tho it grew kinda fast.
I really like his accent.....i feel like its one of his best charms along with his cute smile
I have all 8 BT21 plushies, and i talk to them all the time. In the morning when i wake up, i will say "good morning" to all of them, and when i leave for work.. i also say goodbye to them. Yeah.. im a freak, i know 😂😂
My Nasty secret:
- I once had a crush on my math teacher.
Teacher's Pet - Melanie Martinez
@@imaheck7078 wth😂
Once I faked a stomach ache cause the next day I had exams but when my mom took me to the doctor he told I have high blood pressure 😭
Nobody:
Johnny: *scratches his ears vigorously*
E Duncan is it just me or does he look like chan
@@egyptjohnson1581 haha
@@egyptjohnson1581 yeah hehe
@@egyptjohnson1581 from skz?
8:46
Well, kinda same here, except that I talk to my dog. This poor thing always has to listen to me complaining about everything that annoys me🤔😂
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I LUV HOW YOU TALK IS LIKE WEIRD BUT I LUV IT
Johnny: even if he died I wouldn't of confessed
Me: yeah.... because he would be dead
no one:
johnny: my avocado tree died.
I was 7 years old when valentine's day came and I decided to confess to my crush and I gave him a heart shaped lollipop. I said "I like you do you like me back?" He replied with "I like your brother can you tell him there's a note in his desk". I cried and I still told my brother and then we moved to my grandma's house and stayed there for 5 years. When I was going to school I saw a girl walking wearing white pants and I saw blood from behind so I took my sweater and wrapped it around her waist and we became really good friends until she invited me to her house and I saw the boy I liked 5 years ago. We talked and he said he's secretly dating my brother for 3 years now..
Wow
8:33 We have it in India. It's usually called a hose. We don't really use toilet paper here, we use water to clean. Although, nowadays, newly constructed buildings are incorporating toilet paper in the bathrooms too--cultural influence, I suppose.
Johnny: what country does have sprayer in their toilet??
Me: mine does-
Mine too. Much better than toilet paper eugh
@@qtsobb ikr
Lol mine too
@@qtsobb much cleaner too
How does it work? I've never seen or heard of one before
Omg I'm so early
Last time I was this early Johnny didn't even do a boy group cover
no one:
johnny: IT'S OUT OF BOUNDS, OUT OF BOUNDS
...I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
the amount of times I publicly embarrassed myself when I was young and didn't realise that I was embarrassing myself is concerning
im so glad u didnt read mine on here ksjsjsjs yikes
*spill i want to know*
@@flopkima _same_
SPILL THE TEA SIS
don't be shy, spill some tea 🤠💫
now why would i embarrass myself more by telling yall HSJSJS
Why is Johnny so Angelic???
Like I WISH I could be as angelic as he is
his nose AND I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH is pretty cute
Me:
Why would u talk to plants? I mean it's weird right? Heh. yea.
Also me:
Saying this to myself.
No views, 6 likes...noice. I secretly have a huge crush on Johnny but he will never notice me hahaha
Erinatsu Therese same
I think he noticed you-
@@orithebloop your name sums up my entire being.
0///0
Erinatsu Therese that’s an oof
AHHH
im new to your channel-
Ive seen a lot your covers, but I hadn’t ever heard your natural speaking voice,.
I wasn’t expecting this at all!-
I love your accent Wowie 🤧🤧
her: a mall
johnny: moul maul mell...... *sHOpPinG cEnTeR*
8:44 I just wanna say, I do the same with my Koya plushie and I feel kind of called out, yet comforted that someone else talks to their Koya.
I do to it is really comforting and now all my bt21 know all of my secrets 😳
Secret: I stabbed someone in fifth grade with a pencil... oops..
Johnny: *insert surprised pickachu face*
I’m commenting and I’m speechless ;-; I got so words at dis point. I’m just speechless. 😟
3:25 can't say I eat paper all the time but one time I ate a whole piece of paper just for a small bag of cornnuts ABSOLUTELY worth it
Please do more of these it's so good!!! You make me smile when I feel like I can't. Thank you 😊 x
Here's one: I was at my friend's house and we were playing on her computer. I was about 10-11 I think at that time. Anyways, something happened to the computer and she called her dad to fix it. The dad was minding his own buisness, looking through the computer to see what might have gone wrong yada yada and suddently he checks her bookmarks and there were like 5 porn sites on there. I could tell the dad saw them as he hovered over them with the mouse for a split second but I think he chose to ignore them. Long story short I didn't visit her again after that
9:43 I'm so sorry lmao I sent like 5 long paragraphs because I didn't know who to rant to so I guess you were the chosen one
Omg I’ve never been so early oop- idk how to act
These may not have been THAAAAATTTTTT juicy but they were juicy definately enough! We need more, please continue and turn this into a series.
*wHo hAs spRayers iN thEir ToiLets?*
mE: ALMOST EVERY COUNTRY I WENT TO-
3:59 ' JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR *GODDAMN* *_TEACHER?!_* '
omg when ur eyes went ✨💫⭐️🌟✨✨💫⭐️🌟✨✨🌟💫💫⭐️⭐️✨🌟 i felt that
Someone who finally understands "OUT OF BOUNDS" like how I do. ThANK YOU
you need to make a video about your most embarrassing experiences please XD
actually studies have shown that talking to your plants and playing them music allegedly does help them grow and stay alive. they even did research into the types of music and apparently heavy metal is a no go. they found that indian sitar music (or maybe it was another indian instrument I don't remember clearly) and classical music helped the best, music like jazz and country had no effect ect. prince Charles has also spoken about the importance regarding speaking to plants on a daily so yahhh its a thing apparently.
No one:
Literally no one:
Johnny:OuT OF bOunCE
Johnny’s accent and voice fits these videos so well...he’s literally a therapist for all us crackheads!!!
*Seriously tho, I thought I was the only one who forced myself to laugh or nod along to something my friends said*
I LOVE YOU JOHNNY
7:42 "Yeah I'm a bad friend lol"
Johnny: **wheezes**
I honestly died 😂
6:23-6:26 I don't know how to process THAT
SCREAMINGGG
4:58 WAIT!? Who farted bruh!? I CANT BREATHEEEEEEEEE😂😂😂😂😂
OMG FINALLY I FREAKING LOVE YOU
BTW I sent I love you like 50000000000000000000000 times
To answer you question about what country do have sprayers in their toilets
im sure it’s an Arab/Muslim country because its a must to wash downstairs after doing our business
I stan the cleanliness
Johnny
So i stan you
We stan a fellow Brit
Imagine being as nice and honest as johhny
Okay Johnny you looks so different today and I love it. Can you be forever like that?
6:35 was mine lmfaoooo I’m dead I can’t believe I made it into the video 😂😂😂 🤷🏻♀️ I thought about keeping it going even longer but my sisters began to ask why hadn’t they met him lmfaooo 😂😂😂 they were beginning to get suspicious
3:52
Melanie Martinez - Teacher's Pet
I remember in 3rd grade, i forgot my naths hw for the 3rd time. And our teacher was REALLY STRICT. And I was scared so I saw one of my male friends drop his hw, and I stole it wrote my name and gave it to the teacher. He wasnt scolded because he admitted he lost it.
I felt horrible, and I still and pretty dissapointed with my self.
끔찍한 비밀들 오노 개귀엽네ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
*I have way too many stories I'll share one more, when I was like a toddler-child I used to climb through windows one day there was a very high one so I couldn't tell what was happening (because at the time I didn't have glasses even though I've had bad eyesight since I was born) so I fell on top of someone's head and because I was startled I pissed..*
Its my birthday today🥳💖
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! hope you have a great dayy🥳🥳🥳🥳
OMFG
I didn’t think anyone would actually see this! I’m literally about to cry, but thank youuuu!💖🥳
AnD SpRiTe
Tank chuuuu💖🥳
00:53 I thought you were about to say “except they’re all degenerates” but that works too lmao
No one:
absolutely no one:
not even johnny:
UA-cam: Jojospotlight's viewers also watch this user's videos
I came from jojo lmao
-kpoppin-
@@vanshchoudhary3652 lmao thanks 😂💜
The only love advice Johnny gives is "Stay away, out of bounds for you" and I'm loving it
No one:
Literally no one:
Johnny: OuT of BoUnDs
If you read mine you might be concerned like a bit or maybe a lot, it was the one with Edvasian in it, I was sleep deprived, I hope you make a part two reading more of them!
8:59 b-but wouldn't it actually help because your giving the plant co2 and then it makes food out of it?
Idk how this photosynthesis shit works
my mum is secretly a genius
Johnny your mum has big brain
Next big Einstein
Johnny is such a mood.
"maall" 🤣🤣🤣
I’m watching this video again...And I realize that a lot of them happened to me. I remember telling my crush “I kind of like you” and him responding with “Cool”...It was more embarrassing than painful. I.Regret.Everything. Also guys,here’s a tip,even if you’re nervous or weirder out when someone confesses to you don’t respond with “Cool” That shit does not go over well.