A Boy Rubbed 1 Tube Pain Relief Cream Between His Legs. This Is What Happened To His Brain.
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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
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good feeling too
I love cream 🤤
10/10
Absolutely
Maerc doog
So many of these issues are caused by embarrassment. Being as honest as possible makes such a huge difference in how well you get treated, people really need to hear this.
I was a boi. They were two girls. Can I make IT any more obvious? I am UA-cam's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge IT, dear you
@@AxxLAfriku do they smoke weed
People don't seem to understand most nurses and doctors have seen all sorts of embarrassing shit.
I was embarrassed and lost one of my testicles to torsion. It really ain't good.
Yeah, but many of them are also because the individual is unable to iterate what they did to arrive at the ER.
Fun fact: as embarassing as it is to tell a doctor that you rubbed something on your junk that you shouldn't have, it is 10x more embarassing to end up permanently damaged from rubbing something on your junk that you shouldn't have.
Just tell your doctor the truth
also, once things get THAT bad, you will have to tell them anyway, or they will find out themselves
Jump in the shower and wash it off
Why do people call it junk
Moral of the Story: Just use Vaseline.
@@dehydratedkingkong8932 It's basically a term that's typically used by straight males for a part of the body that they may find unsightly and don't want anything to do with $€xu@11¥. Thus, we refer to the p€n|$ as junk.
I think we can all agree that "CG" stands for Complete Genius.
Yep. The whole rubbing an entire tube thing is already pretty stupid, but hiding the fact from the doctors after you're feeling bad enough to be _in the hospital_ is another level of idiocy entirely.
Cox gone?
@@chickenlittle5095 yup
Ball deletion
Cold Gonads?
Former NAVY corpsman here, saw a very similar case with my marines years ago. Luckily the marine in question was happy to tell us what happened, almost proud of himself, and the case was far less severe.
Good lessons here, excellent explanation as always Doc.
Also, "Mitochondria, powerhouse of the cell" always gets an instant like from me.
Lol, I'm a marine, I could see this happening.
1) irrigate with water
2) avoid vigorous "exercise"
3) apply crayon to affected area
"Also, "Mitochondria, powerhouse of the cell" always gets an instant like from me." What a fucking loser with a sheep mentality.
@@FarmerDreweat one or more crayons then apply to affected area-
@@FarmerDrewChange your socks, drink more Earth sauce. Motrin as a last resort.
Also, shout-out to your lead actor. He perfectly portrayed what it's like to apply a colder-than-body-temperature cream to delicate male parts.
That clearly wasn't his first rodeo.
He’s probably taken at least one ice bath.
He was impressive.
There's an ointment here in Australia called Emu Oil, which contains menthol and camphor oil. I accidentally got some on my junk and I can vouch personally that the sensation is unholy blazing agony
I recognize his face but I don't remember where I've seen him before.
As a nurse who worked in ER for over 20 years I've dealt with teens who didn't want to tell us the truth either because they were embarrassed or because they thought they would get into trouble.
As a mum of 4 boys I knew just how to talk to these patients & always got the truth from them.
If you end up in the ER be honest, it can save your life & trust me we've seen everything!
As a former teen (not a boy though), I fully support nurses like you who know how to get the truth. But I think there needs to be a standard of kicking the parents out during questioning, not just asking the kid if they want their parents to step out. I know a teen is usually a minor and all that comes with the minor/parent relationship, but there's a lot of things teens don't want to share with their parents and that information could be the truth. Send the parents for a walk and get all the facts from the kid.
@@alisaishere I always asked the parents of teens to wait in the waiting room "because there isn't enough room in the cubicle, I promise as soon as the drs seen him/her I'll come & get you".
The cubicle was small but I also know most teens want their privacy. I always asked them if they wanted to be accompanied & if they said no I made sure the parents were comfortable in the waiting room.
@@karenlloyd1705 When I was a teen boy I rubbed some strange things on my junk!
👍
I don't know how the cucumber got up their lol. I was running backwards in a garden and fell on it lol.
A secondary lesson: Should you find yourself "Presenting to the emergency room," tell the whole story no matter how embarrassing it is. It could save your life, and, let's be honest, the ER staff has almost certainly heard worse.
sometimes it does make you the ER spectacle... incredibly embarrassing to have to repeat your story to 4 different groups of giggling med students and nurses
I read a book once in the late-80s from EMTs and Paramedics about the oddest calls they'd been on. There were a few stories that I recall to this day. The woman that thought it was "romantic" to insert a rose stem - with thorns - into her boyfriend's urethra... And the couple that celebrated their wedding anniversary by using the husband's wedding band as a c--k ring. And the wine glass inserted in the rectum that broke internally...
This was in the 1980s, and I'm fairly certain the stories haven't gotten tamer as the years have passed. They probably have heard it all, and probably even treated the same issue a time or two (or spoke with a fellow doctor that has) and that could make the literal difference between life and death.
@@jacewulf4058 Yes, but embarrassment is rarely terminal.
@@jacewulf4058 But on the flip side, you're sure as shit gonna be remembered! 😂😂
If the ER staff HASN'T heard worse, you're setting their standards lower, which is better in the long run.
Dude, this series should be in highschool and college Health classes.
@@TheCatMurgatroyd That would be a start. The fact that most Americans are not informed or given access to body-safe lubricants or toys until they have already developed harmful habits; is barbaric; and creates unneccessary suffering throughout healthspan.
America likes making sick people though: so I guess it's up to Metro-Legislature to produce better programs, services, and people.
@@blenderbanana Not just America.. I'm German and though i did get a bit more info on sexual stuff i still found out most things through p.rn or browsing the internet
@@blenderbanana back when i was in 7th or 8th grade, there was a sex ed class i was in, though only for a short time. The class taught us about safe sex, STDs, different diseases and cancers that form in men and women. Why women menstruate, etc. It was very informative! This was in the early/mid 2000s, so idk if those classes are still around or not, but it's helped me into adulthood. So my experience, at one point they did try, but parents created such a stink about it that the school committee decided to stop
It already is I think
I feel like a general rule of thumb is to not put a whole tube of pain reliever on your balls
When someone eats a 3 week old pizza and ISN'T the patient, you know the story is about to be good.
You’ve never had 3 week old pizza? You’re missing out man
this couldve been a 2 in 1 video
@@Rher_the_Moon lmao good point
I drank 3 week expired milk once and luckily I only had diarrhea for 2-3 days
Three week old pizza? I find it difficult to eat pizza that's been in the refrigerator more than three days.
And the Oscar goes to the reenactor. Those facial expressions are priceless.
8:44
Now he just needs to slap the Tom-foolery out of somebody!
Do you mean teen actor?
@@eunickissimo no, reenactor. Re-enactor, except there's no hyphen in that word
Reminds me of the guy from the Whitest Kids You Know skits.
The best thing about these videos is how he literally never judges the people in the case. Is obviously a silly thing to do, but I like that he's expressing that doctors really aren't concerned with the silliness of it. He didn't pick on CG or his friends, or even the people who jagoff with it.
I think that this case is relatively tame compared to some oddities in the E.R. I recall Howard Stern had a segment where an E.R. doctor came on and revealed the weirdest cases of the week. One guy was in E.R. with a peanut butter jar up his bum 😆. He claimed he was washing his dog and accidentally fell on it. Yeah right...
There are a lot of instances where people are embarrassed for what they have done, and such embarrassments hinder what the doctors can do, really.
This is one of the reasons I've never understood why people aren't fucking honest with doctors. I'm brutally honest when I'm dealing with a doctor and I wish more people had that mentality.
You can't be judgemental and a doctor. If you show that even on extremely stupid situations you still keep being professional and never judgemental, chances are you will succeed a lot more because patients will get more comfortable talking to you, revealing important details, even if caused by sheer stupidity.
@@hightttech I think most doctors in the E.R. lose faith in humanity and stop judging people when they get their first light bulb in the anus or straw up their peepee, and then a univesity student using the E.R. to get out of taking a pre-med test.
I could remember several years ago I was diagnosed with ADHD. Also suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms
Congrats on your recovery. Most persons never realizes psilocybin can be used as a miracle medication to save lives. Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here.
Can you help me with the reliable source. I'm 64 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in UK. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
YES very sure of Dr.Burkeshroom. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
I hate that psilocybin gets grouped with drugs like cocaine and heroin. Mushrooms are a remedy, not a vice! I went on a microdose treatment for a couple of months and within the first week, every sight of a cigarette got me questioning why I was doing all that to myself. It really works.
childhood. It was relentless. I assumed it would ultimately end me somehow. About twelve years ago I randomly accepted the offer from a friend of a few doses of mushrooms. I did them two consecutive nights alone. First night was pretty mild. The second night? Wow. I saw my depression from every angle, realized much. Next day: depression totally gone. Never came back, never coming back. It's like it's a forest far away I can remember, and could probably find again with enough effort, but it has zero impact on anything in my life or mind. They honestly saved my life and improved it immensely. I never did them again, either. I wish there was a good, organized way to administer them to people who would benefit from them.
I am amazed he made a "full" recovery. Hopefully, lesson learned by him & his pals.
Fr, from when the medical team thought it was diabetes I already presumed it was gg for him
I wouldn't hold my breath on the "lesson learned" part! Teenage boys are notoriously thick headed when it comes to common sense, it's actually uncommon for most of them to have very much sense at all! LoL!
@@sueparras6028 Yup it's really a wonder how they can be so thick - me, a teenage boy
@@volty3454 You can fool me Granny! Sit down so you dont strain your hip!
Not much to recover in the first place imo
Ive learned two things from this show: 1) just use things how they were intended 2) when it's so bad you go in an ambulance, spill the beans. Tell the emt and doctors everything
As an EMT's son, I can confirm that the worst that'll happen is that your story becomes like mental comfort food against the really depressing cases that particular EMT has seen.
@@neoqwerty Thanks, exactly the opposite of what someone too embarrassed to tell wants to hear
I would never be embarrassed to tell shit I have done when it could lead to such thing man like if i kept it to my self it would harm me more 😂
I had the EXACT same thought watching this.
and everything means EVERYTHING!!!!
What I've learnt from Chubbyemu is that as long as you're not being plain stupid you can avoid a lot of things
Unfortunately, a lot of people thinks that they can self medicate without consulting a physician first.
Its funny. On one hand, I did find it scary to learn how you can really wreck yourself with very common stuff, if you just create enough of an imbalance in your system. Too much of a basic thing can cripple you for life.
On the other hand, it is quite difficult to reach those heights with the least bit of common sense.
Not true. There was that one guy that died from eating old pasta.
Yeah but teenagers
Just a few seconds of non-stupid thinking could have averted all this...
Better an unjustly bruised ego than a person possibly dying any day.
The young actor who plays the patient deserves an award.
biggest thing this channel has taught me is to be as honest and detailed as possible when i go to the hospital.
People need to do this all the time. One stupid thing might be embarassing to tell, yet the medical team will not chuckle at it. Having the job of keeping you alive is not worth doing that. I've heard stories about people trying to fuck themselves with hammers or jars and got them stuck, and the medical team handled everything with professionalism.
Which is great until the doctor doesn't listen to what you tell him/her, then it gets really frustrating.
@@alexrenoki8366 oh they definitely laugh afterwards
@@Bacteriophagebs yep. was coughing up blood. my doctor then still probably thinks i have crack lung.
i was 29, have smoked crack mahbe twice in my life.
But a small amount of coke was in my system from a line two days before.
doctor thinks it’s crack lung. i argue that that is stupid AF. he doesn’t believe me.
so i never follow up and leave bad reviews cuz that’s the dumbest thing i have ever heard. look up crack lung sometime, it takes years to develop, and you don’t look like me when you smoke that much crack.
but the dr was indian, so obviously he knows what he’s talking about 🤦♂️(sarcasm cuz that stupid indian dr stereotype)
yeah crazy that you need to be honest there for them to be able to treat you
A tale as old as time itself "bro stop rubbing that stuff on your crotch" you only ever make this mistake once lol
"Hello there!"
(Pls get the reference)
@@sumrando9203 I don't get the reference...
@@sumrando9203 I dont get the reference
@@sumrando9203 Startrek.
@@sumrando9203 General Kenobi.
I work in an ER as a provider, not a doctor, the case studies you present are valuable to me in advancing my knowledge base and also to the health information I can disseminate to the public. Thank you for sharing your knowledge and experience with all of us.
Please please inform yourself on serotonin syndrome. Unless you already know about it. It's scary.
What exactly is a provider?
@@Psyopcyclops Could be a "PA"=Physician Assistant or "ARNP"=Advanced Registered Nurse Practitioner. We have lots of these in the hospital where I work.
@@donaldvincent Thanks for the answer. I wonder why they don’t just use those terms then lol. “Provider” makes zero sense to me as we don’t use those terms (in this context anyway) in Australia.
@@Psyopcyclops It is healthcare in America. Everything MUST be way too complicated and expensive. I have worked here for over 20 years, and I along with many of my coworkers have medical needs that we do not address due to cost.
I’m 62. When I was about 5, I became obsessed with a dark green oil my grandmother had on her vanity. It was OLBA’s Oil. It contains wintergreen, eucalyptus, juniper, clove, and peppermint essential oils and is still sold today. I kept asking my grandmother if I could use it but she forbad me, saying that was for adults. It is actually an old formula for muscle aches and pains, pre-dating Ben-Gay type creams. One day, I was alone in my grandmother’s bedroom. I rubbed the oil all over myself. Within seconds, I felt faint but was too scared to tell my parents or grandparents what I had done. I felt like screaming. My skin was burning 🔥 and itching like crazy. I dashed into the bathroom and ran a tub of cold water and sat in it for over an hour, washing off the oil and refilling the tub and washing until I felt well enough to put clothes back on and come out of the bathroom. The worse was over. But it still took several more hours before the burning and itching completely stopped. That oil was just too strong for my young skin. I knew I wasn’t allowed to use that oil and I wasn’t allowed to take a bath by myself at that age either. But I kept quiet and said nothing because I also knew I would be in big trouble if my parents or grandparents knew what I had done. Needless to say, I never sampled that oil that again. 🤣
One thing that my grandpa (a doctor) always said that stuck with me is: "Anything can be poison in the right amount." So yeah just because it's normally safe, doesn't mean it's also safe in copious amounts.
Just like essential oils, multiple different essential oils cause seizures in larger amounts, a few are even used in studies to purposely induce seizures.
That’s right! In pharmacology, one big topic we learn is about the LD50 (lethal dose by 50% of mice experimented on that die). Brutal test, but it works in telling us what would be lethal with people (to some degree) when you multiply that number.
@@trueheartintent but you often have to read the fine print. That is how scientists have ruined companies because they say it can be poisonous, and omit the literally impossible amount a person would have to consume for it to be poisonous. Saccharine is one of many things they did this to. If you drink 84 cups of coffee in a few hours you will poison yourself with caffeine.
@@trueheartintent well, not only mice. Occasionally, it's with dogs or even primates for some drugs that interact much differently in mice than in primates.
I remember one drug write-up that discussed an increased incidence of testicular cancer in male beagle dogs, which was never reflected in humans or well, any other species or canine breed.
the medicine version of “anything’s a weapon if you try hard enough/are careless enough”
Like over 20 years ago my friends dared each other to put icy hot on their junk. Luckily no one had this kind of reaction but the screams....the screams still haunt me.
I did that as part of initiation for jrotc back in high school, not a fun experience
Why would putting things on junk a big deal?? Just rubbish?
me and the boys were hangin out in a hottub in a canadian winter so we were challenging eachother to drop snow in our trunks
@@Sherlock245 you having a stroke man
@@Aztesticals english probably just isnt their first language lmao
Man, shoutout to this guy in all your videos. He's truly been through a lot - remarkable he's still alive, honestly
Jokes aside, what does cg actually stand for?
Why you love to golf....Thurnis?
@@o0Jmac0o what
@@o0Jmac0o what
@@o0Jmac0o what
Kids like this young man think they’re the only person who has presented to an ER with an embarrassing issue. As an ER nurse in a teaching hospital, I can assure everyone that we’ve seen almost everything, and won’t laugh when you tell the truth. The truth will not only set you free. It can save your life in some circumstances. Be true to your nurse! And doctor … 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
Worst thing that can happen is you become a deidentified crazy story or a video on ChubbyEmu
Well, closest I've gotten so far is going for a mild ankle sprain :P
@@Idkwholmao You’re lucky. At work, sometimes it was so hard not to laugh. 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
Have you ever had a patient with a small rodent up there behind?
@@jasonellenberg3261 Yes! A hilarious story … early 90’s, “gerbilling” was popular, and a guy came in with a dead mouse up there. Got the doc working the night shift to help the guy out. Doc goes poking around for dead mousie, and he suddenly hollers like crazy! Seems the rodent was just sleeping. Bit the doc on his finger, and he had to do the whole HIV contact medication routine, get a tetanus shot, and laughed at for days! He was fine, by the way. The mouse didn’t make it! Is that what you were looking for? Hope it fits the bill! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
I dated an ER physician back in the mid-2000s. She told me about a case where a patient presented to yhe ER complaining about abdominal pain, and he (the patient) didn't have a clue about what might have caused this. After she did an abdominal film, she found out that he had a shot glass in his ass. It's gotta be something you don't forget about, but he definitely didn't want to volunteer the info.
Bruh
He was really, really drunk when he swallowed that shot glass..
This is why everyone needs to drink responsibly.
How the hell did he put glass on his ass tho
@@PrivateYT-AG very carefully.
I like how chubby emu’s videos make people aware their life could be at stake if they don’t tell their Doctor everything that led to an illness, however embarrassing
Yes, thanks for making the patient history part easier on fellow healthcare providers 😉
House should have drilled that into people a long time ago, but stupid gonna stupid I guess.
doctors and nurses are (probably) trained to not laugh at patients. after all im sure after what you've done doctors have seen WAY worse
"...uh...well, doc...it's kind of a funny...funny vignette...story...moment kind of thing...a - oh, screw trying to pussyfoot around it, doc! - I admit it! I stuck my roommate's replica light saber handle...into my...my 'Sarlacc Pit'...for a TikTok video. Afterwards, I tried everything to get it out, but..."
"No problem with that, young sir. Just relax; all of us do ridiculous stuff around your age, so you're far from alone. I could tell you some real...what's the word...oh, yes, some 'slapping' tales...of my own. But let's continue for now; there's something I need to ask; a highly 'gotta know' bit of critical information that only you can supply. Something vitally important to your treatment and recovery, so be real with me."
"What is it? I'll give you the truth. I'm ready."
"Your roommate...Jedi or Sith?"
@@notlucas6859 no, nurses and doctors definitely laugh about it behind closed doors.
I guess another moral to the story apart from "don't rub stuff on your crotch" is "honesty is the best policy".
Ayo first reply to the legendary commentor
There are *warming lubricants* actually made for sex, made for that purpose. Don''t use topical *medication* as a substitute!
Fr
Also second reply to the legend
Also "next time just use mustard".
@@Crazmuss Rub mustard on your scrotum? The very thought... ao.... aaaoooo... ouchouchouch nopenopenope
It could have been worse. I have a tube of lidocaine + prilocaine cream that probably would have straight up killed him had he rubbed it on his junk. It comes with copious warnings about applying too much to regular skin, let alone scrotal skin.
Isn't lidocaine used in lubricants?
@@vladimirprotein3275 lidocaine is a strong topical anesthetic.
@@jeremiahmiller6431 also used in sex lubes and penile desensitizers.
Nah he would have just had numbnuts
@@vladimirprotein3275 yeah... anal lubricants
Also please give the actor playing the role of CG an award for his ability to portray a teenage boy engaging in dumb activities for giggles.
I am just picturing the teenager episode from South Park right now.
For real. I kept bouncing between “cringe” and “good acting”. I ultimately decided the cringe was part of the good acting. Teenage boys and all.
I almost did this when I was 12 and home alone just to see how it would feel, right before I did it I googled it just to be sure nothing bad would happen. Multiple people said it was the worst pain they had ever felt, so I never did it.
Seeing this makes me glad I was smart enough to look it up first.
Tbf, we don't exactly know when this happened. Google may not have existed or been popular yet. 🤷🏽
It was a time before google but some of us didn't try the whole tube 😬
I did it by accident, thinking it was like cream for a rash...... No....No it wasn't....... negative 1m out of 10 don't recommend
Love 2 Fight seriously? Rubbing it into your sack?
You actually thought about doing that..?
@@outlaw615 accident? sure it was
The faces of the actor while "applying the cream"... give him an academy award. I was convinced!
Who says he wasn't applying a cream
He was definitely putting that cream on something else 😏
Reward 🤣
@funtimes8296 are you trying to correct their spelling or smth? Their usage of award was right lol
wife and i were cracking up when he did that.
They showed it 3 times too ;llol
The real crime here is that someone allowed pizza to go 3 weeks without being eaten
Meh, it's good
For real.
Sounds like these boys didnt have parents because wtf.
I just can't conceive of that. Pizza near me won't survive 3 hours.
The main thing I've learned from Dr Bernard's videos is when you present to the emergency room, tell the doctors everything you can remember about the last 24 hours and beyond like you're confessing to your gods on your deathbed
Because your hospital bed might just be your deathbed otherwise
truly
adorable, yet true
lol... deathbed
Most of the patients are so stupid they dont tell the doctors because they dont think its important or they forgot.
SURVIVAL TIPS:if you need to use a cream like anti-pain cream or whatever if your hands are in cream then wash it with soap then wash it again your safe :>
It's always nice when he says "a full recovery." Always a little heartbreaking when its just "A recovery" Because with a lot of these videos, its usually one small bad choice that seems innocent enough that the subject is going to have to live with the rest of their life.
Yes it was nice especially after he said that other girl died of the same substance.
But the most heartbreaking thing is when he says "at autopsy..."
Yes, after learning all the knowledge, I always hope for the "full recovery" at the end.
Doctors have eliminated natural selection.
Bad choices are a lifestyle for some
that’s life.
the more we understand that small choices can have big consequences the better.
cuz right now, we don’t understand shit and are self absorbed.
just heard ANOTHER m-der from stupid kids trying to carjack someone for a joy ride.
they ripped the woman’s arm OFF.
and the courts will give them a slap on the wrist.
we need to bring back cruel and unusual punishment for like 50 years to get society back on track, cuz this self entitled trash we call young adults are brainless.
Dude literally smeared a whole tube of 30% stuff related to tissue killing acid on his balls and made a full recovery while some guy almost died after sushi and nachos 💀
Because despite the dose, one was an overall "clean" single, non-living pathogene. While the other was actually living organisms that actually produced pathogenes within the body and thus are much harder to come by.
Keep in mind people die daily from Falls from a simple standing position.
@@Pluto-og5nh brb never standing again, or breathing.. wait
Lets not forget the dude who actually died from eating 5 day old pasta
It's a funny old world, ain't it? LOL
Nurse here, I find ur channel highly educational and (I have to admit) entertaining. What ppl won't do...
My father-in-law applied icy hot with a hot pad over that area. Nothing much happened… until he took off the heat. Unfortunately he had ALS and didn’t realize he got a 3d degree burn on that area. Do NOT use Icy Hot along with applied heat.
Woah wtf. Icy hot honestly sounds like it should require a prescription. That's fucked.
There’s something called lineament for horses, and it’s basically super strong icey hot. Some kinds need to be diluted before use. My dumbass put it on my legs without diluting it
@@gd2234_ bro I have to apply lineament gel on my horses back and the feeling of it on my bare hands 🤮
I used icy hot all over my back one time and still get any relief. So, I decided to get in the shower. Worst mistake, it felt like some hit my back with a flame thrower! My wife came running in response to my screaming and didn't know what to do ? Finally, she grabbed the dish soap and scru bec my back it finally mostly went away. Apparently the heat from the shower opened my potesand let mote of the cream in further. It was ridiculous pain.
@@gd2234_ : Wow! That must’ve been… umm… hot!
Emu: “CG is a 16 year old boy”
Me: well there’s your explanation for everything right there
No doubt🧐
presenting to the emergency room with puberty
What about shaving cream, no go?
Hahaha
Hahaha exactly 💯 his friends didn't have to dare him to do it lol just another lube to try 😆
"friends" daring each other to do dumb shit is deadly.
I know a man who died cause his "friends" dared him to swim across a lake while drunk. He drowned.
If you have friends, don't encourage them to harm themselves. Otherwise you are no friend.
Thankfully I don’t have friends
@@ClubstepMonsterOfficial I feel that
There was a news story in Australia about how a guy was dared to eat a slug by his friends and he ended up paralyzed
No such thing as friends.
@@grantbishop1961 That's a fair argument. Friends do have a tendency to go missing once the friendship no longer benefits them
After I had my son I tore really, really badly. The hospital sent me home with a can marked “pain relieving spray” and it was a lifesaver because I couldn’t take pain medication since I was breastfeeding.
So I run out and head down to CVS and grab a bottle that said pain spray. I had no idea icyhot came in a spray or even what icyhot was. I was 21 and relatively healthy so I’d never needed to know.
I didn’t even hesitate before spraying my stitches with the icyhot. I have never felt pain like that, even natural childbirth wasn’t as bad. Washing it with water and soap doesn’t do anything once it gets in there. It was pure agony for long enough that I almost passed out.
For the love of god read the directions for every type of medication you take even if you’re sure you know your dose and shit. Might turn out to save your taint from literal hellfire…Or, you know, death.
I don't know if anyone will see this, but watching chubby emu was one of the initial factors on getting me into neurology, and now it has become my life goal to pursue this field
i saw
He has also gotten me into toxicology! I wish you the best luck on your goals:)
Watching ChubbyEmu videos really got me into medicine. Im studying Advanced Biology in my High School now, and I'm opening up that branch of study.
Its honestly really interesting, and I really like this guys videos. He explains things perfectly and in easy-to-understand language.
I think this is great!!
I'm alive because of great neurologists (pediatric brain cancer). Thank you for pursuing such an important field, good luck!
I wish there was a vet channel of this caliber. I work at a vet hospital and I love the weird cases, we get a lot at a specialty hospital. But I hear so many more outside that doesn't have much more than "dog came in with two bladders"
My six month corgi puppy almost ate three extremely toxic plants in rapid succession but I managed to pull them out of her little hog mouth (she literally grabbed a tulip or daffodil bulb, uprooted a wild onion, and beelined towards the azalea immediately after i confiscated the previous two). Luckily she is now a happier and much less suicidal two year old.
Agreed. The horse hoof cleaning channel comes to mind, but that's a very niche segment of overall animal husbandry / vet-ing.
@Fk Yu guess I'm not the only one getting Ben Shapiro and Thomas sowell content recommended to me all the time
brb, making FitEmu channel rn
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The actor playing CG needs a pay raise. That Ace Ventura impression when he rubbed the parts between his legs was spot-on.
How do you know that? 🤔
@@UCezI1mEFSJR_GHO4Z7bs8YA ....because i watched Ace Ventura as a kid and Jim Carrey overacting his heart out is still a good meme?
And then a pay cut for that haircut
@@DarkestVampire92 I meant the rubbing part
My favourite part is when the video ends with " he was able to make a full recovery" .
Is such a relief!
Poor guy, he made a full recovery then ate his roommates leftover noodles noodles at 12:42 and got Neisseria Meningitidis from the previous episode.
Yeah it was the same actor from that video
He shows up quite often
It's all coming together
He's not actor. It's just the same guy who did incredibly dumb shit over and over.
A man looked at Taylor Maid's profile picture
This is how he jumped from the fifth floor
Moral: dont use pain relief cream as lube.
So it is what he used it for
Didn’t have any relief
@@GohanMystik well, he might of had _some_ momentarily
*help*
It is if you're a gigachad
These are fascinating. Kind of makes me feel like I'm a med student watching for educational or diagnostic purposes.
Tbh as a med student ChubbyEmu's videos are better at teaching than the actual classes...
I AM a med student watching this for educational or diagnostic purposes 😂 chubbyemu has taught me more than a good portion of my professors haha
@@Amandaaa2244 I’m going to be thinking about this comment every time I’m at the doctor.
@@Amandaaa2244 Too funny. I wish that was the cause with me. 😄
another med student here, genuinely I need to know about salicylate poisoning for my exams and this video is just perfect! My man ChubbyEmu never misses
This is why you need to be honest to the doctor immediately, especially when it seems like it may be life threatening. This kid not telling the doctor was really stupid, and could have easily resulted in his death if his friend had not told the doctor.
I would have expected 3 week old pizza to have a more important role in this story after watching this channel for a while but guess not
The kid should be prosecuted for deliberately subjecting others to food poisoning, since he already knew the pizza was spoiled.
@@robertkarp2070 that would be hella stupid bro it's not like he forced it in their mouths + it was a joke with no ill intent ++ they knew it was old that's why it was a challenge
@@gottliebgamer2783 It was his pizza. If one of them were hospitalized for eating it, he'd be held accountable.
They probably didn't buy it from a gas station which, obviously, saved their lives.
@@robertkarp2070 not true. They all knew it was bad pizza, that's what made it a dare. They voluntarily ate the bad pizza.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the recreations of the situation shown in every video? Great editing, camera work, etc. Nice job man.
I busted out laughing both times they ralphed up the pizza!
I appreciate the realism of a young adult males house with the poop stains on the toilet. Fuckin nasty!
Right!! I liked their acting skills in this video 😂😂
The actors used to very CRINGE to say the least.
The actor seemed to be enjoying it
I am a semi-retired physician who has done a lot of primary care back in the day. I always learn a great deal from these videos. Having a lifelong interest in toxicology, I figured he got salicylate poisoning; like taking a whole bottle of aspirin. The ringing in the ears is a big clue. Thanks!
My mother took aspirin for years for arthritis pain, and complained of tinnitus. Her DOCTOR never made the connection but I did and got her to change meds, at which point her tinnitus went away.
@@MattAllenTeller This happened to my boss many years ago. The doctors couldn't figure it out. However, an older nurse asked her, "Are you taking a lot of aspirin?" My boss quit and the tinnitus went away. Her doctor told her, "Don't you know - nurses know everything!"
The ringing is no joke. I had a serious aspirin overdose when I was a teen and I remember being in the hospital unable to hear anyone. I could see them talking to me but I couldn't make out any of the words. All I could hear was a deafening high-pitched ringing.
Cy obviously has a very high iq. We need more people like him doing these pewsentation. I bet he is paid very well from his youtube videos.
I'm sure one of the biggest obstacles to diagnosis is your own "No no, no one would do that. It is too stupid." reaction.
this isn't always the fault of kids. One time my scrotum felt quite itchy and my parents gave me a random cream. The coldness and burn helped stop the itch. I'm not too sure what cream they gave to me. Later on after a day the itching continued and I urged my parents to take me to a walk in. It later turned into a viral infection. Sorry to bother anyone; however, are there any people in a history of medicine who think I will be fine? It's been 2 years since the incident. Only upon watching this video did I just realize how dangerous my parents recommendation was.
Ur good bro it’s been 2.5+ years now and if you haven’t felt any effects from it ur def fine. Even then it was just a bit of cream and not a whole tube lol
You're fine. It was more than 2 years ago and wasn't a chronic exposure (meaning it didn't happen repeatedly). In all likelihood, the cream they gave you was probably similar to the one discussed in this case and contained menthol, camphor, and an active ingredient like salicylate. If you're OK now, you're out of the woods as these types of creams typically don't have long-lasting effects.
I’ve graduated as a chemist from ex-ussr university and here our academic community is kinda proud of speaking “smart scientific language” which is really really difficult to adapt to when you’ve just finished high school. In your videos (and in western educational field in general as far as I’ve studied in eu and us too) the things are being explained SO CLEARLY AND SIMPLY on the common language that it’s so much easier to catch the general idea of substance properties and reactions mechanisms. Great job
Not a very good chemist if "scientific language" confuses you eh?
@@handsomelarsandhisfabulousjars Not really. Being good at chemical nomenclature is no more important to chemistry than being good at taxonomy is important to biology or being good at notation is important for a musician. Each of those examples is a powerful part of that person's toolkit, and there are even people in those fields who specialize in nomenclature, or taxonomy, or notation. Since those subjects are each individually so complex that they warrant their own specialists, I feel safe saying that those chemists, biologists, and musicians who AREN'T good at those things, aren't necessarily any less skilled or valid in their field as a whole. I respect being a master whatever, but it's rare, and implying a lack of mastery means mediocrity is a fallacy.
@@rawkhawk414 it’s not that deep, they just wanted to put down the original commenter.
It was def an unnecessary comment but it does show the original commenter was inexperienced and a lack of exposure (which the original commenter alluded to in saying they were a high school grad (ofc with some schools going more or less in-depth than others)). You cannot be a good chemist if you’re not taught chemistry - this is why we need people whose entire job is simplifying it so that people can then build up the depth and complexity of their knowledge (with a true test being whether they’re able to re-simplify it).
@@handsomelarsandhisfabulousjars your life must be sad honestly
@@handsomelarsandhisfabulousjars no one's born understanding scientific language bro
The face on the actor when he's rubbing is the funniest thing ever. He looks like he's getting away with EVERYTHING.
🤣
Speaking as a former teenage boy, never underestimate the STUPIDITY of a teenage boy.
Thanks for creating this informative video. I didn't think the dummy was going to make it but I'm glad he did. Hopefully he and his friends learned something.
As a female with a teenage brother, both of us are stupid as fuck 💀 I once hit him across the face by accident then he hit me back by accident then we started to choke on a cracker and then laughed and then choked more. Ah the sibling life. I love my twin lmao
Dude western teenagers are literally animals. If we asian teenagers did it our parents would just straight up throw us out of the house
@@yusufakhtar2209 can confirm, I'm an Asian
@@yusufakhtar2209 as a western ten (from Poland) i must say that you should stop watching cheap shows about teen's from america. Your Brain is full of stereotypes
@@yusufakhtar2209 relatable
I want to say that I believe Dr. Chubbyemu saves lives with his content. That's one of the reason I love it so much.
Wow, it's very scary how seemingly harmless, over the counter remedies can be so dangerous when used incorrectly. I learned a lot from watching this video. Thank you!
Agreed. Not just the scrotum stuff, but the girl who used too much. Never thought about that before.
What’s crazy is he can drink a gallon of water in 10 minutes or rub it to BenGay on your leg and almost die or you can smoke an ounce of weed in a day and be perfectly fine
That's why the microwave ovens in the US have a warning not to dry babies in them.
@@dingdong2103 Oh my gosh. 😂
Drugs and medicines should never be seen as "seemingly harmless". There's a reason they are so carefully regulated and have such detailed instructions. Side effects, overdose, interactions...it is the height of foolishness to play with drugs while thinking they are harmless.
This *is* so freakin intense.
I glad that guy got *FULL* recovery
Usually most of the people in this channel don’t get the FULL recovery so I’m also glad
I made a full recovery, once.
Yeah, really hope he doesn't ever have children though one way or another for the sake of whatever poor children would get this dude's smarts.
FULL recovery. Minus brain damage from the swelling...
Yes but he stupid and its the point of the cream but he's dumb because why you would put so much SMH
Really appreciate that you detail the backstory of friends pranking and embarrassing eachother. This should never be tolerated for the very reason that it can lead to such life threatening incidents.
smile your on camera😃
My parents always told me I should never rub myself down there, this proves them right!
Just.. don't put pain relief cream there?
I'm pretty sure that the problem here isn't touching one's genitals.
Good advice!
You missed the part where the problem was the cream?
@@kodeytheneko anything has medicine in it unless instructed to do so
damn. never intentionally hide stuff from the doctor, theyve always seen something weirder
Embarrassment & pride are a helluva drug
I dunno, this is pretty up there hahah
If their mind operated logically like that they wouldn't have got into such situation
and even if they havent its not worth getting sick or dying over!
@@jojo5544 Nah, that's really truly not how it actually works. Organisms, especially humans, are notoriously prone to experimentation and impulse. Blaming mistakes on some sort of assumed innate character trait, like stupidity/unreasonability, is just an unfortunately common way for people to pretend we're somehow born different from those who have experiences we'd be ashamed to have. Everyone is prone to doing some degree of stupid stuff under the right circumstances. Them's the facts, all reasonable behavior and cognition science pretty firmly bears it out.
I know it's a bit of a soapbox to unload on a throwaway comment about a dramatized example, but I really think that way of thinking is a big problem and humans would be more effective scientists and all around better to each other if we killed these ego-defense fallacies
I see your name pop up (Although what's happening to the patients isn't "fun")and I get excited when I see a new video! TY for your time in these!
hi
@@gapryeong680 yo
U know this generation is fucked up when you have to actually say that you dont think its fun whats happening with the actual patient to say that you actually liked the video cause U KNOW someone will get offended…
@@ThiagoLc06 nah its just being considerate and showing a little compassion.. doesn’t really hurt or bother anyone to do it man
This channel is slowly descending into madness and honestly, I'm here for it.
Aren't we all.
I disagree. Imo this stuff in this video should be common knowledge and probably lifes will be saved by this video, I for example had no idea something like this could be so fatal and I bet mostly no one knew of it been a danger either
@@ferreroman2913 true. My first thoughts were, salicylate toxicity, but couldn't recall if it was in the ointment that was indicated. It's a common ingredient, as doctor mentioned and if recognized late, is terminally bad news for the patient and family.
Other toxins to mitochondria can cause malignant hyperthermia, in short, a dangerous to fatal fever, salicylates block that method of energy production and hence, part of why they lower fevers in therapeutic doses.
Remember, the dose makes the poison - too much of a good thing can and will kill.
Nihilism and Chaos must turn you on.
The scenarios may be of people doing crazy thing for lols, but the presentation is getting better. I noticed with this video, Chubbyemu have a recap of the topics covered at the end, which is good addition.
Ten years ago i did something similar.
Went swimming with the boys a bit too much, threw up from exhaustion, i think, and that night my legs were killing me. So i grabed a "hot gel infused with caspaicin" tube, without the salycitate, and rubbed them good. Used a bit too much and thought its a good idea to rub it on my parts.
Oh boy... a minute later i was in the shower crying, trying to wash it off but to no avail. The whole sensation lasted about 90 minutes and to this day this incident is known among my friends as "the 90C° Balls" and before anyone asks, yes im still fertile.
So please dont rub something on down there. It might cost you some ;)
You've come a long way Doc! I remember watching your videos 6 years ago, with the clickbait-y titles that are still so effective, even up till this day, educating millions. The videos now are of super high quality, great actors, awesome animation and transitions. Thankful for your videos, as they've helped me a lot when I was in med school. You're truly an inspiration! God bless.
I have to agree, not as a med student but as a grandparent. It's good to know some of the stuff that comes up in these videos (like today's.) Makes for interesting casual conversation.
Same here! I last saw him in 2016 or someth. I didn't remember his content name bit remembered his HYPO MEANING LOW THERM MEANING......thing lol
That helped me so much even tho I'm an Engineering student XD
Now I have to wonder what they teach you in med school because most of the facts presented in these videos can be found in any halfway decent medical encyclopaedia.
@@somewhatsomething4882 you have a point, but seeing videos like these helped me to retain information much better than reading from a textbook or listening to lectures, especially when in your 1st year :)
@@danilums Nic positive reply (thumbs up)
I love how this guy breaks down the words and makes them easy to understand
Unless you are speaking to a fellow trained professional that is the way to speak!
I love how he called the mitochondria “powerhouse of the cell” while trying to keep the look of annoyed disgust off of his face.
I have said this obnoxious phrase so many times, I might as well get it on a T-shirt and be done.
I'm Greek so it's easy for me 😂
It makes me feel like I'm in elementary
Honestly props to the actor for committing to the role; he deserves an Oscar for these scenes specifically: 3:04 and 3:16
Yes, these videos are so much easier to watch with good actors.
My favorite is 8:43
@@brianlam257 Yeah you can tell from that face alone that he's doing something very dumb and that it involves his junk.
Yup
@@brianlam257 that wink lol
Sometimes stories like this make me wonder if medicine has become too advanced, to a point that is reverting natrual selection, causing teens to be ever more stupid than before.
It's incredible that people would choose death over slight embarrassment
Ego is a hell of a drug
More ego than brains
People these days have less of an understanding of how fragile they are and that not everything is harmless
Its not like he knew he was gonna die
I mean... dueling used to be really popular for exactly this reason
There’s a lesson to be learned here about the company we keep. If your “friend” gives you the ultimatum of “eat rotten food / burn your balls with icy hot or leave my house” just leave. No good friend would force you into doing unpleasant and potentially harmful things just to recover a bruised ego or because its funny or so you can continue hanging out with them.
Being a dumb kid has a lot to do with it. I would run out of that house
This is some reddit tier advice. It's obviously a joke. It's not like they would have forced them to do anything they didn't want to do. You're not at liberty to tell other people who their friends should be when I'm sure they know their buddies far more than you ever will. This shit is social cue 101. Assuming you even have friends, would you seriously abandon them for a joke as dumb as this?
Actually, I believe it was 'eat rotten food or burn your scroat or you're *NOT* leaving my house"
@@brendaleelydon Which then turns a "hanging out with the guys" night into a potential hostage situation, does it not? LOL
Our society's children are expected to complete rituals of passage proving courage and ability introduced by our peers. Seems nothing has changed since I was a child
Once when I was younger I made the mistake of using tiger balm, forgetting to wash my hands directly after and used the washroom...Definitely won't forget to wash my hands ever agian lmao
Once, a friend and I puréed a large can of jalapeño peppers. Immediately after, I had to rush to empty my bladder. Never do that again.
I also had a situation with tiger balm. When I was younger, it was summer and I thought tiger balm, with its pungent smell, would drive off mosquitos. I applied half the whole container to my face and I realized that I was getting dizzy, started to breathe heavily, and my eyes were seeing weird colors. I considered calling 911 but it managed to go away after 5 minutes of me panicking.
The eye of the tiiiigeeerrr
Chubbyemu's videos are perfectly in the middle between meme and actual science and I'm so here for it. Keep up the good work!
a med student from another time zone just came across this video, this is what happened to his sleep schedule
Did the med student's sleep schedule at least make a full recovery?
@@toastedbread1362 Knowing how insane med school is, probably not until they graduate
I'm a med student in Europe. It's currently 3 am. Sleep schedule is messed up, I'm waking up in 4 hours
Always remember, it's better to be embarrassed than to be the inspiration for a chubby emu video.
2:42 “Even more cream will help neutralize it” “…none of it can absorb into the skin, so this is totally an antidote in itself”…. I know we can’t see your face during this, but I can still hear the fire burning in your eyes whilst having to repeat this 🤣
damn these actors put their whole actussies into their performances. they were so good
SCREAMINGCRYING SHAKI G TBROWING UP PLS THIS IS SO FUNNY
well it was a guy so i guess he used his actenis
@@mightbetoad6786 nah still actussy
Actussies?, Lmao!
ACTUSSY????
I remember way back in high school, one of ourtrack team girls died from Tylenol cream. Rubbed half a bottle of it on both her legs was what we were told, and that she died from liver failure. Her parents were gone for the weekend, left Friday and came back Monday to her being brain dead.
Edit: not the death mentioned here
Damn
She did it just once?
Woah thats bad. I did almost a similar kinda thing but thank god i surviveee
oh man, what are the odds. I was having leg cramps since yesterday and is using some extra hot herbal lotion to reduce pain. This video came along and I read the ingredients on my lotion thinking "it won't happen to me, I bought natural stuffs". Apparently the "natural chilli and ginger herbal lotion" had methyl salicylate too!
@@izzatihassan1475 I am glad chubbyemu saved your life 🤣
What i don't understand here is how ED staff didn't notice the SMELL. I'm a nurse and when one of my patients has used Bengay or IcyHot, the entire room smells like wintergreen for HOURS. I know at the time they had other priorities but I feel like the smell would be overpowering.
My thoughts exactly. Just wearing a muscle patch or using the rub hours before, people just knew where I was cause the smell lingered. People used to joke I attracted my husband using the scent of Bengay.
I had a coworker in training at the same time as I was, and she used generic Bengay and said she "couldn't afford" the unscented kind. I got a migraine sitting across the room from her and actually had to miss a training session in a smaller room. The normal one was a fairly large training room, and everybody could smell it. She reapplied it (to her back? I don't care actually) several times during the 8 hours we were there. I agree that it's UNMISTAKEABLE for hours afterward. Especially if you went through a whole tube and put it on one of the warmest, dampest parts of your body. EWWWW
He washed 🧼 it off
He must've wash it off.
@@leonim8070 Did he though? Was it before or after he stopped being lucid and started to actively die? I mean, it's oily so it doesn't wash off very easily, and if you have to scrub your burning junk to get it off ... I don't see it happening. Also it's nigh on impossible to get rid of all the smell when you've only used a tiny bit of it. But maybe the case report says he did ... Yes? Or he used the unscented kind?
The way he describes every term and problem is so clear and straight forward. I love his style, I was able to follow everything
I love how Chubby explains everything, especially with his video graphics he makes the whole medical/science part really understandable.. and it's great to be informed! :- )
And the actors... :D
Title: "in between his legs"
Me: "oh, I've had a thigh cramp. I understand"
Bernard: "he went to the bathroom and used the hand he applied the cream with"
Me: *Nonononononononono*
Same thought I had
Was not expecting the full recovery when it was stated that salicylate poisoning can cause permanent brain damage.
ikr. his brain expanded and interal organs were damaged so this story is probably not 100% and prioritizes happy endings
@@teeonezee they probably were able to stop the process before the swelling of the brain left permanent damage.
After some time the body will dispose of the salicylate by itself.
Well, this wasn't really a real story, so, y'know...
It's likely the fact that one of his friend blurted out what actually happened to the doctors before it was too late being a saving grace in at least one of those two stories.
Brings a whole new meaning to numb nuts
no
Sounds like he had a major malfunction!
Man the story of how Jake used the bathroom after applying the lotion is a genius cover story for the real reason it ended up where it did
LMAO
Ye
not necessarily. sometimes lads are just stupid and forget to wash hands after using medicated creams, before going to the loo.
sometimes.
happens to girls too. I like essential oils but some of them burn mucous membranes. I've forgotten and went to the bathroom. You touch the toilet paper/tampon it touches your skin and you pray to die.
@@mellie4174 Happened to me too but with tiger balm. It was hell.
happy to hear a "full" recovery. Seems like something that can easily happen to some teenagers
Wait, Deep Heat or Tiger Balm in America is called…Ben Gay?!
Nah, we got Tiger Balm, and Ben's problem. lol
they are similar but separate products with different ratios, i believe Tiger balm has less methyl salicylate, both are sold in the US
Tiger balm is sold in the US and it's marketed slightly different. Then there's Bengay and Icy Hot.
It's just one brand name.
Are we really gonna play this game? What do y'all call those meatballs, they're made of pig offal, bacon, and breadcrumbs?
Fun fact: I actually did this to myself. One summer, I swam all day long and naturally, I developed a rash between my legs. It hurt so bad that I couldn't even walk properly.
So I went searching for the rash cream that my mother used to carry around because well, these things happened to me often.
My dumb self found the cream but didn't check the label. It was a muscle relief cream. Hurt like crazy. Good times..
Yeah pretty ignorant!
Hope it wasn't as bad as the composite patient in this video.
Live and learn. May your life be a good one.
In basic training are used to use the roll-on Biofreeze on my feet. We had to do a ruck March in 10° weather. I knew when I put the Biofreeze on it felt warm and tingly so I thought I could just cover my feet in it before the March. I thought I was going to get frostbite it was so cold.
Damn
Glad you were ok. Most people do something that was not so smart. 😊
No such thing as embarrassment when in a medical situation. The docs and nurses have seen it all and a lot more.
True. The thing to be embarrassed about is bad attitude. Not being grouchy and angry due to pain and discomfort. The kind of attitude that removes everyone else in the universe except for you and who you think are your slaves. Those people need to be ejected off the face of the planet. Don't come in being all rude to carers and other patients! Absolutely no excuse. Freaking out due to pain or fear- understandable, totally.
I don’t know about “seen it ALL”, but they certainly will have seen quite a lot and they are there precisely because they have an innate compulsion to help others and make a difference in the lives of others and that makes them your new very best friend in a crisis - they are not there to punish you nor to make fun of you so you may as well trust them like a best friend and tell them everything. But there is always going to be that creative patient that periodically comes a long and brings about a whole new level to creative stupidity and impresses everyone with their shear cleverness to get into trouble!
@@gohawks3571 I completely agree with you 💯 about the attitude part. However, there have been two distinct times that I was in the hospital that I can recall and I was in excruciating pain and I was made to sit in my room waiting for help for over an hour each time. When you're in excruciating and I mean.... EXCRUCIATING pain like that then made to wait for that long before someone comes to help you.... you tend to be on the grumpier end of the spectrum as I sure was, however that being said... I still was not belligerent to the staff in anyway, just clearly upset and miserable 😢 so I can tell you from personal experience that there are some cases that having attitude is absolutely expected and acceptable. But being belligerently rude is not acceptable. So I do agree but there are situations that it makes sense ya know?
@@megansmith1382 That's why I specifically excluded pain and fear. Totally get pain and fear (and should add confusion/dementia), absolutely understand. I'm talking about people who are insanely selfish. People who come in for scraps and bruises who take up people's time & are rude about it. I took care of a man who was amazingly kind with a broken pelvis & balls swollen bigger than his head, literally, while someone else had a much lesser problem who was overwhelmingly demanding (not talking about can you bring pain meds/water, but "Why isn't my water perfectly filtered and chilled to 41 degrees and why does my cup have 57 ice cubes? I asked for 50!). That's what I'm talking about. I patiently allowed a confused, fearful man pull my hair out. But the minute someone who needs the bathroom won't wait for help, absolutely not caring about someone coding on the unit (yes, an actual situation), I have no respect for that person. Not that I don't care, but have respect for Pete's sake! Anyway, that's what I mean... Hope that makes sense. I have all the patience in the world for an angry, miserable person who is in massive pain. Curse a blue streak at me, I'll take it. Threatening to sue, seriously, because you hate the food? Different catagory👍 Not hate to fearful, painful, confused people
@@gohawks3571 I had the reverse situation (leg that got cut and re-bolted into a different angle to try and alleviate constant dislocations and partial dislocations of the kneecap) where two days after surgery a day nurse (an asshole at that) decided to make me *walk on my leg that had a mobile locking splint on it* to the bathroom, 15 feet from my bed, without a walker or even crutches.
I tried to beg to just be given a bedpan and that I could do the bedpan thing myself and got bullied into standing up, with the bedpan denied. I couldn't even take one step forward on that leg, I was *frozen* with pain. My knee being dislocated for over an hour before the ambulance came was less painful than what I felt that day. And I got yelled at for my bladder deciding that it couldn't hold it anymore, too.
I wasn't being beligerent, I just knew I would NOT be able to get to the bathroom that's "right there" because it was already hurting just being prone, there was a REASON I balked so hard and kept demanding the bedpan.
I ran into you at a Wal Mart and I thought you were a student. No disrespect, I am just amazed at how established you are at your age. Great video. Can't wait to see more.
I don't even think he's that young, he's just really good looking
@@comradegarrett1202 why don't you just marry him then?
@@comradegarrett1202 he’s 28 lol
You can be an established resident doctor by 28. That's about 11 years after HS graduation
@@luckyduck2928 nice pfp.....😶😶
When I was in the Army doing jungle patrolling we were frequently attacked by land leeches, which are very common in some parts of the rainforest. The remedy was to apply insect repellent to our boots and flies, which effectively stopped the leeches climbing our legs and getting in. The repellent was a liquid in a metal tube which was unsuitable for the face because it produced a strange sensation if it reached one's lips and there was a warning not to get it into ones eyes. However, when applied to the flies to prevent leeches getting at one's willy, the repellent sometimes made contact with the scrotum and was quite painful, so most men stopped using it there. The warmer and more humid the weather, the more painful it was, so be careful how you use it.
Getting attacked by land leeches is a hell I didn't know existed
Laos
@@kidnamedfinger6323 If you are of military age, you may experience them for yourself in the coming Second Pacific War, which the Pentagon thinks will begin in 2027 or sooner.
Really enjoyed the actor’s facial expressions while rubbing his junk
This comment would work just as well on "the hub".
Ha, gaaay
haha
the little wink he did was the most hilarious part lmao
U naughty naughty 😂🤣🤣
12:43 - Then he goes on to eat his roomate's leftover noodles 😂 Great plug!
STEVEN?!?!
ROFL is this from the other episode where he gets presented to the emergency room after eating left over noodles and not vaccinated?
It probably wasn't him
Hi random checkmark man
@SCMowns huh
"If you're a man, or have male parts..." I'm gonna differ with you, if you're *anyone* these creams do not belong between your legs. Who knows if some gal might decide to take this same sort of dare, or think these creams can be used for birth control and put the cream ... inside?
This episode was a mind-blower! One of your very best! Thank you Doctor. It's things like this that, if I were 40 years younger, would inspire me to go into the medical field.
Your point is valid... almost. Girls aren't usually that stupid 🤣
To be fair, our external genital skin is a bit less absorbent insofar as topicals reaching the bloodstream, so it's more doable for us to use it for actual groin muscle attachment pain or other stuff in the area ... but you're absolutely right that we have much more vulnerable internal tissues readily available and the dangers are real, of course!
People definitely sometimes use small bits of it to masturbate though, at least externally, but there are safe lubes that are lightly mentholated or otherwise warming, so people can and should use those. All the more reason to teach teens how to have fun safely instead of stigmatizing experimentation lol
Good point, but he covered it in the video 11:45
@@minsmama Most boys aren't that stupid either... it's just that stupid people exist regardless of gender 🤦🏻
@@minsmama nah teen girls and teen boys both do stupid shit, girls just do it a bit more on the dl
i laughed a little bit too hard when i got what “other structures near the scrotum” were meant to be
What are those meant to be?
@@hobbieswithakash the p-
@@hobbieswithakash what is near your scrotum that would also be sensitive to the cream
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@@yamiru3417 n pineapple apple pen
Been a man for almost 40 years, grew up in the middle of nowhere where nothing ever happens, and I never knew this was a thing.
I just went outside when I was bored.
Same. But by the jumpins I found that cream in the cabinet and applied it to all the parts between my legs. Much younger than 16.
The actor for CG deserves an Emmy for those facial expressions
100%
I felt an emotional connection during the symptoms scenes and i genuinely wanted to cry for a bit.
He was pretty cool... nwn
Especially during the enthusiastic rubbing.
Yeah... You could show the clip to a random person and they'd immediately know he's rubbing something on his junk for lulz.
No he doesn't! You need to get out to real movies and actual acting!
2:45 "..even more cream will help neutralise it.."
The intelligence of human male is most formidable at age 16.
Gold comment
You just know this dude will never live this down
That's okay. The ones who ate the old pizza will never live that down either.
The real story this is based on is even worse.
In reality, he was 14 year olds and was using the cream to uh..touch himself down there.
This also shows the importance of telling the truth to your health care workers. If he had told them what happened to begin with it would have saved him a lot of pain.
and a lesser medical bill