A Student Drank 2 Gallons Coffee. This Is What Happened To His Kidneys.

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    [2] Yamada Y, et. al. The mode of action of caffeine on catecholamine release from perfused adrenal glands of cat. Br. J. Pharmacol. (1989), 98, 351-356.
    [3] Effects of Caffeine on Plasma Renin Activity, Catecholamines and Blood Pressure. N Engl J Med 1978; 298:181-186.
    [4] Caffeine resulting in severe rhabdomyolysis and acute renal failure. American Journal of Emergency Med 32 (2014) 111.e3-111.e4.
    [5] Eteng, MU, et. al. Recent advanced in caffeine and theobromine toxicities: a review. Plant Foods for Human Nutrition 51: 231-243, 1997.
    [6] Jabbar SB, et. al. Caffeine: A case report and review of literature. Am J Forensic Med Pathol. Vol 34, N4, Dec 2013.
    [7] Bioh G. et. al. Survival of caffeine. BMJ Case Rep 2013. bcr-2012-007454.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu  4 роки тому +22805

    This isn't even my final form 😤

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 4 роки тому +336

      for the first time since i was born i'm first
      no my twin brother was

    • @diederickbrauer3938
      @diederickbrauer3938 4 роки тому +265

      Sure, Doctor Bernard

    • @Lyf4rMusic
      @Lyf4rMusic 4 роки тому +152

      Ohh... we know.... Gogeta !

    • @continuingtocreate1488
      @continuingtocreate1488 4 роки тому +47

      I’m early to a comment wow

    • @kopazwashere
      @kopazwashere 4 роки тому +123

      imagine you without haircut for another few months.
      I tried getting a haircut myself and I failed miserably so i went bald. :(

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 4 роки тому +19680

    He went from studying for medicine to a hospital in 2 hours using this simple trick!

    • @cherylfuller293
      @cherylfuller293 4 роки тому +278

      Oh god XD

    • @anonymouse9369
      @anonymouse9369 4 роки тому +156

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @wintrs9161
      @wintrs9161 4 роки тому +218

      a man was happy and healthy, with a good paying job and a vegan family that ate from the food grown in their own backyard. this is how they contracted aids and all died.

    • @thebigmig4865
      @thebigmig4865 4 роки тому +334

      Schools hate him

    • @_Drakey_1
      @_Drakey_1 4 роки тому +169

      That’s how you get frontline experience

  • @jojoorsmth
    @jojoorsmth 3 роки тому +9932

    Imagine someone offering you drugs, you say no, and go home only to OD on coffee.

    • @TebTengri
      @TebTengri 3 роки тому +485

      Big brain time

    • @retrocysper3709
      @retrocysper3709 3 роки тому +126

      Me: Water.

    • @Emma-mi6qe
      @Emma-mi6qe 3 роки тому +117

      Biggest, bigger, big, more big… big brain move

    • @mrjr03
      @mrjr03 3 роки тому +379

      Exactly! The drug was probably the safer option...

    • @ValentineNTT
      @ValentineNTT 3 роки тому +10

      lmao

  • @ristopaasivirta9770
    @ristopaasivirta9770 4 роки тому +587

    Why go to medical school when you can go straight to the hospital? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @NearLife4life
      @NearLife4life 4 роки тому +7

      Right? I guess he didn't get to the Too Much Coffee Is Bad For You class, yet. Ironically, this could have been the prerequisite for that class.

    • @momoware
      @momoware 4 роки тому +2

      @@NearLife4life It's amazing how he was able to drink 2 gallons in the first place... I can't even drink that much water at once.

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 4 роки тому

      @@NearLife4life Now he could be the teacher for that class.

    • @bozozium
      @bozozium 4 роки тому

      FRONT LINE PRACRICE

    • @LuinTathren
      @LuinTathren 4 роки тому

      LMAO!

  • @jacklandismusic
    @jacklandismusic Рік тому +1177

    I’m honestly impressed that this dude was able to drink two gallons of anything in such a short time period. I’d be pissing like a racehorse, and I wouldn’t have the time to study.

  • @josef7461
    @josef7461 4 роки тому +3955

    A student clicked on a chubby emu notification while studying for his summer exams. This is what happened to his grades

    • @flossenking
      @flossenking 4 роки тому +196

      A student watched chubbyemu videos instead of online lectures.
      This is how his grades collapsed

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 4 роки тому +163

      *how he passed medschool

    • @Irodmel
      @Irodmel 4 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @JackHalfTheMan
      @JackHalfTheMan 4 роки тому +17

      This needs to be an April 1 upload next year

    • @MrClarissacain
      @MrClarissacain 4 роки тому +23

      @@virtualtools_3021 **oddly, he was an accounting major

  • @memedumpster1402
    @memedumpster1402 4 роки тому +3746

    It gets even scarier when you realize it isn’t clickbait

    • @cfrompluto
      @cfrompluto 4 роки тому +49

      He felt the bern

    • @BBL.Soldier
      @BBL.Soldier 4 роки тому +101

      The sad thing is that none of these vids are clickbate

    • @NubalanceDNAcDc
      @NubalanceDNAcDc 4 роки тому +12

      Dr Bernard is not about clickbait?

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 4 роки тому +46

      @@NubalanceDNAcDche is a former powerlifter as well, he held a record in Illinois.
      A doctor
      A gamer
      A comedian
      A bodybuilder
      A former powerlifter

    • @magmamouse7270
      @magmamouse7270 4 роки тому +5

      Why is that so scary? It's only because he drank it all at once. Don't be a twat and it eon't fuck ya up

  • @kaloyannikolov6849
    @kaloyannikolov6849 4 роки тому +1173

    BB's body after 2 gallons of coffee:
    CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP

    • @tk0208
      @tk0208 4 роки тому +9

      is that a Lucio reference?

    • @Big-Crow
      @Big-Crow 4 роки тому +23

      His kidneys “I’m closing the studio”

    • @stanleyc2978
      @stanleyc2978 4 роки тому +1

      @@tk0208 Puff daddy

    • @vivekd296
      @vivekd296 4 роки тому +4

      octane

    • @TJYTSx
      @TJYTSx 4 роки тому +1

      Say less do more!

  • @olivebrosnan4437
    @olivebrosnan4437 Рік тому +1315

    A full recovery -> :D
    A recovery - > :(

    • @GeneralDonato
      @GeneralDonato Рік тому +91

      Some cases even resulted in death 💀

    • @sanjeev.rao3791
      @sanjeev.rao3791 Рік тому +269

      On autopsy -> D:

    • @justincain2702
      @justincain2702 Рік тому +66

      I read those arrows as angry eyes.

    • @olivebrosnan4437
      @olivebrosnan4437 Рік тому +9

      @@justincain2702 lmao

    • @Manitu121
      @Manitu121 Рік тому +53

      Half the time the videos don't mention much after 'a recovery'. Most of the video is about multiple organ failure and suddenly weeks or days after the person get's discharged and I am wondering about their quality of life after almost dying. I wish they added some more information.

  • @JaegerTheFloof
    @JaegerTheFloof 4 роки тому +3171

    Parent: you don’t learn anything from watching YT
    Me: 2 gallons of coffee=bad

    • @iputthemuffinsinthefreezer8423
      @iputthemuffinsinthefreezer8423 4 роки тому +15

      bruh same tho

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 4 роки тому +53

      2 gallons of coffee in 2 hours = bad.
      2 Gallons of coffee over 24 to 48 hours = my normal day at home.
      I know... I'm an addict. And yes, I have pissed urine that had the odor of coffee... but it was still bright yellowish. So whatever gives coffee is wonderful aroma... it goes to the bladder.

    • @acerainfall
      @acerainfall 4 роки тому +15

      I learn english from yt my self lol school sux

    • @rae721
      @rae721 4 роки тому +17

      @@acerainfall school is still somewhat important

    • @cate01a
      @cate01a 4 роки тому +13

      @@jmitterii2 surely you've built a dependancy and so aren't getting it's benefits, and perhaps it's costing you heaps of money.
      I highly recommend trying to get rid of your addiction by slowly reducing the amount you have. Perhaps every 3 days have 5% less of what you normally would?
      If you are going to try this, don't go cold turkey (instantly stopping altogether) since that's dangerous - but slow and gradual progress is good

  • @theora8809
    @theora8809 4 роки тому +659

    if his anime hair doesnt stop growing, soon enough ill be the one presenting to the emergency room unconcious

    • @Ruiluth
      @Ruiluth 4 роки тому +11

      This is the first comment in the last 40 videos or so that made me laugh out loud for some reason

    • @a.deadgirl
      @a.deadgirl 4 роки тому +4

      It's good to be unique and not look like everyone else 😊

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 4 роки тому

      @@a.deadgirl I dunno, I'm more of a function over form guy myself, so what someone or something looks like isn't as relevant as what someone or something operates like.
      So, that my physician at the hospital having body builder muscles wasn't of relevance to me, that she had a clue how to keep the treatment team of cardiologist, pneumonologist and endocrinologist working together to get me breathing well again was the priority, not hair style or lifting technique (actually, the muscle build is more of an orthopedic surgeon's build). Went in breathing around 60 breaths per minute, due to mild pneumonia, left stable, breathing room air comfortably and while still dropping weight, now I'm dropping about a pound per week, rather than ten pounds per week and that'll taper off as the thyroid is wrangled the rest of the way under control.
      Just as well from my seat, as I dealt with plumbing, structural and infectious diseases in my military career, dealing with things that aren't plumbing was and remains well above my pay grade.

    • @kartik.max7
      @kartik.max7 4 роки тому

      @AO do you mean he's from democratic china

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 4 роки тому +1

      @AO OK, we'll not give him a glass of cow's milk. But, given his diet regime, I guess I'll keep the goat milk.
      Yummy, but fatty as all get out!

  • @Allison-p2c
    @Allison-p2c 7 місяців тому +39

    My son went to the gym for the first time. That evening, he told me his urine was dark. I knew to rush him to the hospital. His urine was the colour of cola! The doctors said he had the most spectacular vase of rabdo they had ever seen. Thankfully, because we got him medical care quickly, there was no permanent damage to the kidneys.

    • @swl9104
      @swl9104 4 місяці тому +2

      What did he do, the HIT method?

    • @Allison-p2c
      @Allison-p2c 4 місяці тому +6

      @swl9104 I have no idea. All I know is he was doing the same weights as his friend who went to the gym regularly. The gym had an open day to celebrate the wedding of Harry and Meghan, so anyone could walk in off the street and work out without an induction. It maybe wasn't the smartest thing to do.

    • @swl9104
      @swl9104 4 місяці тому +3

      Glad it worked out alright.

    • @Allison-p2c
      @Allison-p2c 4 місяці тому +3

      @swl9104 thank you. I nearly had a conniption at the time! Thankfully, a couple of days in hospital was all he needed.

  • @lefr33man
    @lefr33man 4 роки тому +626

    "The brain doesn't stop getting excited, everything discharges at once"
    Teenage years, am I right?

  • @skepticmoderate5790
    @skepticmoderate5790 4 роки тому +1567

    4:00
    "But he's been studying. He has no reason to fight or flight."
    Panic attack gang rise up.

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 4 роки тому +907

    *"Okay, that's the last pot of coffee chugged. Let's see, Chapter 12: Substance Abuse"*

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 роки тому +26

      Smaakjeks K what kind of cruel irony is this

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 4 роки тому +4

      Smaakjeks K Oh the irony!

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 4 роки тому +3

      The realization hits like a speeding brick

    • @e2sxp
      @e2sxp 4 роки тому +4

      i love this comment

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 4 роки тому +1

      it was at this moment, he realized. He fucked up.

  • @Phantom1963
    @Phantom1963 Рік тому +50

    I drank a cup of water once because I was thirsty...
    I just wanted to share my story.

    • @reed5823
      @reed5823 4 місяці тому +6

      😂😂

    • @domokuncrazy
      @domokuncrazy 2 місяці тому +5

      @Phantom1963 drank a cup of water. This is what happened to their kidneys.

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 Місяць тому

      Thank you for sharing. :)

    • @Phantom1963
      @Phantom1963 Місяць тому

      @@thathandsomedevil0828 right on👍

  • @djaldd420
    @djaldd420 4 роки тому +3866

    Bad luck BB:
    Says no to drugs
    ODs on coffee

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 4 роки тому +52

      Ital Chef you can od on anything.

    • @charlesdobbs4570
      @charlesdobbs4570 4 роки тому +27

      Really hard not to laugh.

    • @ornithobiography
      @ornithobiography 4 роки тому +23

      @@halomaster213 Can I OD on youtube :thonk:

    • @davidosullivan9817
      @davidosullivan9817 4 роки тому +1

      Amazing lol

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 4 роки тому +20

      moneyocracy yes watch too much youtube and you’ll be straining your eyes. And most likely you’ll be sitting, therefore if you don’t get up you’ll die of thirst.

  • @LuvSmileyFace
    @LuvSmileyFace 4 роки тому +3474

    Bernard: BB hasn't urinated coffee
    Me: Oh phew-
    Bernard: BB is urinating his muscle cells
    Me: WORSE WORSE- SO MUCH WORSE

    • @boff__
      @boff__ 3 роки тому +57

      Well I wouldn’t know this before chubbyemu

    • @LuvSmileyFace
      @LuvSmileyFace 3 роки тому +2

      @@katherinestar8469 Oh no!

    • @EmiyaUnlimitedBladeWorks
      @EmiyaUnlimitedBladeWorks 3 роки тому +36

      the What. The . Actual. Fck moment lol

    • @TA_Plus_Hemi
      @TA_Plus_Hemi 3 роки тому +1

      So freakin hilarious

    • @beautifulleaves8616
      @beautifulleaves8616 3 роки тому +23

      I know right, freaked me out....definitely wasn't expecting that😟

  • @mellinghedd267
    @mellinghedd267 3 роки тому +5300

    As a student studying for finals who just did a 3 day caffeine bender... thanks for putting the fear of God in me

    • @anhedonia420
      @anhedonia420 3 роки тому +180

      "3 day caffeine bender" 😂 ok. Try amphetamine 👍 a lot better

    • @RodrigoBorgia
      @RodrigoBorgia 3 роки тому +119

      @@anhedonia420 bubba, exactly my man, that´s what I wrote in my comment. How the FCK could anybody drink that amount of coffee? Even if he was looking for a coffein-rush, there are coffein-tabs or coffein-powder ... but yeah, a bit of amph or methyphenidat would work better.

    • @killerems
      @killerems 3 роки тому +62

      I used to study til 4-5 in the morning and sleep in the library for two hours, then go take a test. Good times!

    • @goatt6811
      @goatt6811 3 роки тому +8

      It is google spying on you who suggested this video

    • @RMunoz-te7jc
      @RMunoz-te7jc 3 роки тому +8

      Bro three pots a day before lunch

  • @CuriousMisterG
    @CuriousMisterG Рік тому +66

    I suffer from rhabdomyolisys. Let me tell you, my urine day one looks like a fine red wine. I can't move, can't breathe properly. I am in a state of pure paralysis when it occurs. Funnily enough, I am actually out of the hospital 1 day and watching this video. Shit is more painful than breaking bones. I pray to God none of you have to go through this torture.
    Edit: Unfortunately it is a genetic disease and I have no possible cure other than tolerance to stress on my muscles.

  • @newmoon3
    @newmoon3 4 роки тому +535

    He's a medical student.... His name's BB.... Coffee....
    This man must be Bernard. That's why he knows so much about this guy.

    • @Anon20855
      @Anon20855 4 роки тому +32

      when you ask Dr. Bernard if he knows who is BB:
      -Of course I know him , he's ME !!

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 4 роки тому +5

      And who is that drinking the coffee at 1:30? Hmm....

    • @DashedSimpusMaximus
      @DashedSimpusMaximus 4 роки тому

      How do you even drink that much in a day?
      He must have scored a high score somewhere with drinking that much, hot damn!

    • @muhchung
      @muhchung 4 роки тому

      @@hannahthomas6141 Ah! Wade-Giles system.

    • @alittleramble3452
      @alittleramble3452 4 роки тому

      I would like this but you name is toe muncher and I can't take that

  • @CalsGirl97
    @CalsGirl97 4 роки тому +3405

    I gotta say I'm going to miss the anime hair when you eventually get a haircut. Keep it as long as you can dude!

  • @psychachu
    @psychachu 3 роки тому +3472

    Well, that reveal about him pissing out his muscles was horrifying.

    • @trashman413
      @trashman413 3 роки тому +165

      Man I was just reading the comments while waiting for an ad to pass now I’m terrified

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 3 роки тому +197

      Anything that "overdrives" your metabolism is scary as shit, as the body will decompose itself in order to attend your "requests"
      Search for "long sleep deprivation" for example.

    • @eclipse303
      @eclipse303 3 роки тому +18

      my heart ligit skiped a beat when i heard that

    • @maikol1433
      @maikol1433 3 роки тому +2

      @@trashman413 same-

    • @geraldfisher6475
      @geraldfisher6475 3 роки тому +36

      happens to people who over-train in the gym as well.

  • @theletters9623
    @theletters9623 Рік тому +31

    As someone who has a very strong reaction to caffeine the idea that anyone could ever drink more than one cup in a day without vomiting, let alone two gallons in just a few hours, ties my brain into a knot

    • @BenRoyce
      @BenRoyce 11 місяців тому +1

      luckily you're not drinking that much coffee, so your brain can't get tied into a knot

    • @carolinerose5743
      @carolinerose5743 7 місяців тому +2

      Gee, I drink a pot a day, and I've done that for most of my adult life. Almost nothing happens until I slurp down at least 3 cups of coffee, and I can't imagine how anyone can function without it. LOL.

    • @j.d.4697
      @j.d.4697 4 місяці тому

      I drank over 1L of energy drinks a few times and since then too much caffeine makes me really drowsy.

  • @mynameismud8596
    @mynameismud8596 4 роки тому +2156

    guy: _tries to get into medical school_
    also guy: teehee i must be peeing coffee :D

    • @AlexandarHullRichter
      @AlexandarHullRichter 4 роки тому +354

      He's probably going to get into medical school by way of being written into a text book.

    • @lwolfstar7618
      @lwolfstar7618 4 роки тому +12

      @@AlexandarHullRichter right????

    • @JNCressey
      @JNCressey 4 роки тому +78

      IKR. I was thinking "That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works."

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 4 роки тому +44

      maybe someone with so little common sense shouldn't get into medical field 😂

    • @tabitharosefreeman1793
      @tabitharosefreeman1793 4 роки тому +5

      Piotr 😂😂

  • @thegoldenblob69
    @thegoldenblob69 4 роки тому +930

    oh so he just drinks coffee to past a test, ok that's norma-
    _HE DRANK A POT,_ *_CRASHED,_* _THEN DRANK another pot OF COFFEE_

    • @BlakeBigfoot
      @BlakeBigfoot 4 роки тому +34

      And then another.

    • @Peter-dk2ov
      @Peter-dk2ov 4 роки тому +32

      @@BlakeBigfoot and then another. 4 pots in all

    • @aspicymemelord6291
      @aspicymemelord6291 4 роки тому +9

      I hate to admit it, but I've done that.

    • @apollo-du9gs
      @apollo-du9gs 4 роки тому +7

      @@aspicymemelord6291 holy shit, whaaat?

    • @vistelle
      @vistelle 4 роки тому +4

      @@aspicymemelord6291 bruh whats wrong with your kidneys lol

  • @jayfriday9883
    @jayfriday9883 3 роки тому +2110

    I- humans are so resilient, he had multiple heart attacks and seizures, started pissing out his muscles, and still survived like

    • @Must_Do_Better
      @Must_Do_Better 3 роки тому +20

      Hell yea

    • @misoukihanyu5341
      @misoukihanyu5341 3 роки тому +437

      And a boy died for eating old pasta. Our body works in interesting ways

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 3 роки тому +59

      Humans are fascinating creatures to say the very least

    • @neptu1474
      @neptu1474 3 роки тому +130

      Humans are so weak, it only took two gallons of dirty bean juice to put one on the brink of death

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 3 роки тому +20

      @@neptu1474 Buddy, humans aren't weak...

  • @hilaahmadian2066
    @hilaahmadian2066 Рік тому +158

    I used to joke about my headaches and agitation being withdrawal symptoms bc I hadn’t had coffee that day but watching this vid made me realize just how dependent I’ve become on coffee. It’s not just illegal drugs that can cause addiction

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 23 дні тому +3

      With proper use, illegal drugs can be used perfectly safely. With improper use, anything can be dangerous.

  • @Bozothcow
    @Bozothcow 3 роки тому +1840

    "He's been sitting there studying. He has no reason to fight for flight."
    We must have taken different classes...

  • @Bisqwit
    @Bisqwit 4 роки тому +5561

    Those “…made *a* recovery” words are always so haunting.

    • @MB-rc8ie
      @MB-rc8ie 4 роки тому +89

      Just like segmentation faults :p

    • @benjaminbrady2385
      @benjaminbrady2385 4 роки тому +56

      Always cool to see youtubers I watch in the comment section of other channels

    • @jasons5916
      @jasons5916 4 роки тому +319

      Not as good as full recovery but better than dying. The ones where people die always wake me up.

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 4 роки тому +90

      Sublimed Clamp sometimes he changes the story, or uses a medical story used to teach other doctors that changed the original story.
      Case and point: the woman who drank three gallons of water actually died, and the radio station was sued for $16m

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 4 роки тому +81

      He was playing a joke now that I heard it in context.
      He took his final, after his class and made “A” recovery.
      It was his score on the test ^^

  • @zhipeizhou5582
    @zhipeizhou5582 4 роки тому +345

    7.6 liters of coffee is a disgusting amount of coffee, it’s simply too much

    • @dannysplace7
      @dannysplace7 4 роки тому +65

      Thanks for that, after watching the video I was under the impression it was a fine amount of coffee to drink, glad your comment was here to set me straight!

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 4 роки тому +20

      And this rocket scientist is going to become a doctor? Great. If he's dumb enough to do this, what kind of damage will he do to patients?

    • @joeywin42
      @joeywin42 4 роки тому +2

      tbh coffee taste really good

    • @skachor
      @skachor 4 роки тому +1

      @@ronjones-6977 they should be fine as long as they don't drink 2l of him

    • @gondametzger6146
      @gondametzger6146 4 роки тому +7

      I feel twitchy with just one cup

  • @cerulity32k
    @cerulity32k 3 роки тому +2579

    "thats not coffee hes urinating"
    me: "then what was it?"
    "its parts of his muscl-"
    "ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ"

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal 3 роки тому +67

      How did you get tiny font? And I totally feel your comment.

    • @Nacho-lw2yu
      @Nacho-lw2yu 3 роки тому +40

      "Theres protein in his urine, but where is it coming from" muscle, obviously the MUSCLES

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 2 роки тому +18

      @@DravenGal tiny text generator

    • @NezukoKamado-we2rd
      @NezukoKamado-we2rd 2 роки тому +1

      what the f-

    • @Nikijo22
      @Nikijo22 2 роки тому +23

      “A student drank gas station coffee, here’s what happened to his pee.”

  • @joshua-5495
    @joshua-5495 4 роки тому +640

    Don’t do coffee kids, or you end up in the --
    “Hospital, where we are now” -Chubbyemu

    • @John-bx2vm
      @John-bx2vm 4 роки тому +6

      amphetamines: lose one job opportunity
      coffee: literally die
      the choice is yours kids

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 4 роки тому +3

      *emergency room where we are now

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 4 роки тому +1

      @@nicolausteslaus Ethiopia and Yemen, but good try

    • @forgetfulfunctor1
      @forgetfulfunctor1 4 роки тому

      @@nicolausteslaus doesn't look like it. East of what? Middle of where?
      The earth is flat, open your mind

    • @beverageman4827
      @beverageman4827 4 роки тому

      forgetfulfunctor1 shut up

  • @jmgmarcus808
    @jmgmarcus808 3 роки тому +904

    Doctor: Sir your blood type is now Foldgers.

  • @morefoodsmorenudes8046
    @morefoodsmorenudes8046 3 роки тому +1292

    BB: has a seizure
    School nurse: *Ice Pack*

    • @SargonPG3D
      @SargonPG3D 3 роки тому +45

      Student: *DIES*
      School nurse: *BANDAID*

    • @xenostim
      @xenostim 3 роки тому +26

      Shool nurse: Nice try! Get back to class

    • @danielsoya8435
      @danielsoya8435 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @ciofloyd886
      @ciofloyd886 3 роки тому +19

      Student: Dies
      School Nurse: You need a pass

    • @danielsoya8435
      @danielsoya8435 3 роки тому

      @@ciofloyd886 😅😂😂

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it Рік тому +18

    there's no way he didn't mess up his kidneys and he'll most likely have kidney issues that get worse with age. I know exactly how it feels to make terrible decisions that have permanent effects on your health and even the course of your life. It's hard to think about

  • @StormDogg
    @StormDogg 4 роки тому +1114

    "My urine is turning brown. haha."
    In all fairness, he probably wouldn't have made it far in the medical field anyway.

    • @jansenjaedendanglacruz2673
      @jansenjaedendanglacruz2673 4 роки тому +8

      I mean he was failing wasnt he?

    • @3dwaffels269
      @3dwaffels269 4 роки тому +10

      @@jansenjaedendanglacruz2673 No he was borderline in Chem, everything else he was fine, rewatch the video for simple info like this :\

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 роки тому +27

      Probably had something more to do with having his mind fucked from coffee

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 4 роки тому +1

      Most fields.

    • @renannaw
      @renannaw 4 роки тому +3

      He probs didn’t notice it was brown because of the toilet water diluting it

  • @franklyqueso
    @franklyqueso 4 роки тому +2476

    "Don't drink more than 4 cups a day"
    *chuckles* I'm in danger.

    • @polygondwanaland8390
      @polygondwanaland8390 4 роки тому +87

      It's okay I usually don't drink more than 2 liters of coffee per day, that's less than 7, right

    • @serinityvlogs
      @serinityvlogs 4 роки тому +8

      polygondwanaland hahahahahhaha.... I’m in dangerrrrr

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 4 роки тому +64

      What does the 12 mean on my coffee pot? Because that is how much I drink to get started everyday. I have often drunk 2 or 3 pots of coffee in an afternoon.

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 4 роки тому +16

      Look for energy drinks and other sodas. They often are "stronger" than coffee.
      Take care Julian.

    • @dandelionbomb
      @dandelionbomb 4 роки тому +28

      @@BrettonFerguson Cups. It means cups.

  • @BenjaminAtkinThings
    @BenjaminAtkinThings 4 роки тому +342

    "No one urinates out coffee no matter how much they drink." They should teach this in elementary school.

    • @rnkim2564
      @rnkim2564 4 роки тому +45

      What's really bad is that this guy was doing pre reqs for medical school, right? He thinks peeing brown is just coffee and therefore ok... maybe he should rethink his career field

    • @captaingreenhat
      @captaingreenhat 4 роки тому +14

      If I drink enough my piss definitely smells like coffee though. (not disagreeing just saying my pee smells like coffee)

    • @chewquietly5399
      @chewquietly5399 4 роки тому +8

      Captain Greenhat that happens to me even if I just have a cup. Definitely not peeing it out but can tell I’ve been drinking it

  • @Nickykitty92
    @Nickykitty92 Рік тому +15

    I used to consume 1300-1500mg of caffeine per day in order to keep withdrawal at bay. I had to chug six espresso shots of freshly ground Death Wish coffee in order to feel any kind of sensation from it. I was literally flirting with overdosing from caffeine on a daily basis.

    • @lrmackmcbride7498
      @lrmackmcbride7498 Рік тому +4

      There is a thing called tolerance. And over a day that is not horrible but it isn't 'safe'.

  • @rumpelstillkills8036
    @rumpelstillkills8036 3 роки тому +329

    "Oh my god that's terrible!"
    *sips coffee*

  • @immortalzealot9725
    @immortalzealot9725 4 роки тому +343

    You know you're failing chemistry when you're overdosing on coffee.

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 роки тому +2

      Caffeine*

    • @ethanwilliamson782
      @ethanwilliamson782 4 роки тому +5

      0 coffee* technically the caffeine but he drank cups of coffee, he didn’t take caffeine pills or something direct

    • @g-corrupt5085
      @g-corrupt5085 4 роки тому +1

      medical field not chemistry lol

    • @ethanwilliamson782
      @ethanwilliamson782 4 роки тому

      Immortal Zealot no shit

    • @KSmith-kp5jz
      @KSmith-kp5jz 4 дні тому

      @@g-corrupt50850:43 Chemistry is the class he was studying for which is why they said chemistry.

  • @anukabeysinghe6593
    @anukabeysinghe6593 3 роки тому +2336

    "He drank 2 gallons of coffee"
    That doesn't sound so much
    "Note: 7.6 liters"
    OOOOOOOHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @QueenD75172
      @QueenD75172 3 роки тому +55

      Hahaha, right? I just had my 3rd large cup (about 1,2 liters) and I was super worried... BUT: I brew a pretty light coffee, I only have about 4 cups a day usually AND I stop drinking coffee around 2 pm for better sleep... I think I am okay.

    • @anukabeysinghe6593
      @anukabeysinghe6593 3 роки тому +99

      @@QueenD75172 i dunno man...im not good when it comes to imperial units...i would understand if they put in metric..

    • @StephBer1
      @StephBer1 3 роки тому +62

      @@anukabeysinghe6593 I know. During the whole video my brain had automatically converted it to litres, and I kept thinking how this can't be right! What about people who drink energy drinks? What about when I cram for exams - I drink that much! Haha. The world is never going to revert to Imperial so I wish America would just get with the program and get on with moving to metric. I mean, they do everything scientific in metric already.

    • @Shad0wBoxxer
      @Shad0wBoxxer 3 роки тому +17

      Thats only 32 cups......

    • @wanhamza2732
      @wanhamza2732 3 роки тому +8

      Holy sheeeeeet

  • @taddybear4244
    @taddybear4244 Рік тому +109

    Caffeine withdrawal is one of the worst experiences I've ever had. It was brutal. I'm glad I went through it, though, because I've had a lot more control over that addiction since then.

    • @Christopher-qq4dl
      @Christopher-qq4dl Рік тому +6

      Lol

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 Рік тому +1

      How soon did you feel withdrawal?

    • @godmodeflame
      @godmodeflame Рік тому +2

      Went from drinking 3-4 cups a day with espresso to 1 cup every 2 weeks or so

    • @johndegeronimo9971
      @johndegeronimo9971 Рік тому +10

      Jeeze never drink alcohol or do opioids if a headache and anxiety are too much!!

    • @bobhill9845
      @bobhill9845 Рік тому +6

      Damn dude, hope you only had to take 2 aspirins to get through that harrowing ordeal

  • @kyetes.866
    @kyetes.866 4 роки тому +128

    As a deaf person, thank you for always including English captions when you release videos

  • @JeremyEricson
    @JeremyEricson 4 роки тому +684

    A man drank one cup of orange juice. This is how his testicles exploded.

  • @SussyFortskinNiteFreakbob
    @SussyFortskinNiteFreakbob 4 роки тому +571

    *Everyones gangsta till chubbyemu music starts playing*

    • @balazsh2
      @balazsh2 4 роки тому +21

      random kiddo drinking coffee: _why do i hear boss music?_

    • @camreyes1819
      @camreyes1819 4 роки тому

      Chubbyemu music and vsauce music mean shit's going down

    • @JosephineTakahashi
      @JosephineTakahashi 4 роки тому

      *crab dance*

    • @shamyaboyce3951
      @shamyaboyce3951 4 роки тому

      EXACTLY

    • @Jdogg4089
      @Jdogg4089 4 роки тому

      Everyone's gay until chubbyemu music starts playing. Fix that for you

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot Рік тому +27

    This of all your ingestion videos is the most likely to happen to me. The sweet, strong, pure taste of high altitude coffee beans will end me.

  • @nberz692
    @nberz692 4 роки тому +1202

    - No one urinates out coffee, no matter how much you drink
    - Lmao I'm coffee machine

    • @Henriqueleal0609
      @Henriqueleal0609 4 роки тому +7

      Hmmmmm

    • @alonedownthere47
      @alonedownthere47 4 роки тому +80

      "haha lol i'm peeing coffee"
      me: well that's pretty funny
      "actually his muscles were breaking down and he was peeing them out"
      me: good lord how terrifying

    • @vitorsalles5919
      @vitorsalles5919 4 роки тому +17

      haha coffee go brrrrrrr

    • @Special-Delivery57
      @Special-Delivery57 4 роки тому +2

      Dah!!! Operrrration Kaffee-Nator!!! 🤖

    • @hacknasty3962
      @hacknasty3962 4 роки тому +6

      I sexually identify as a coffee machine

  • @ruthduckie
    @ruthduckie 4 роки тому +844

    BB: *litterally dying*
    Background: *happy music*

    • @asuka-ryo
      @asuka-ryo 4 роки тому +3

      Literally 😂

    • @spongebobislyfe5906
      @spongebobislyfe5906 4 роки тому +16

      Honestly I heard it more as manic music. Happiness or excitement to a dangerous degree.

    • @haniyaali8835
      @haniyaali8835 4 роки тому +4

      @@spongebobislyfe5906 Yes, exactly what I heard too. Manic or deranged music because the guy was becoming deranged. The music made me uncomfortable, very suitable, I thought.

    • @spongebobislyfe5906
      @spongebobislyfe5906 4 роки тому

      @@TealeafRogers Usually tense, serious, or sad music happens when bad things are occurring. Happy music is usually played for happy things.
      So the joke is that ChubbyEmu chose happy music, instead of serious music, because that person dying was something to be happy about.

    • @peaceonearth351
      @peaceonearth351 3 роки тому

      Sarcasm

  • @rachelsol4914
    @rachelsol4914 Рік тому +29

    I'm going to be totally honest, I am so high rn and the Disclaimer at 6:40 helped me avoid freaking out. You are so very thoughtful, thank you sincerely :)

  • @ambervictoria11
    @ambervictoria11 4 роки тому +262

    I love when he says they made “a recovery” like we know that means they survived but they permanently fucked up some aspect of their health

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 4 роки тому +35

      Amber B I mean he legit pissed out his own flesh ;-;

    • @sifi699
      @sifi699 4 роки тому +65

      Yeah. Permanent kidney damage, cardiac arrest five times, seizures, acute muscle damage, etc. This guy really messed up his health. He's going to have issues for the rest of his life because of this decision.

    • @melonieashway4189
      @melonieashway4189 4 роки тому +3

      You..... love it??

    • @TheBanjoShowOfficial
      @TheBanjoShowOfficial 4 роки тому

      Probably his kidneys. He probably ended up taking some physical therapy afterwards too

    • @sifi699
      @sifi699 4 роки тому +11

      @@melonieashway4189
      I am not the original commenter. I wouldn't exactly have worded it in that way, but it is very important to drive home the seriousness of the condition by saying "made a recovery" vs "made a full recovery".
      Of course I wish that every one of these patients would make a full recovery, but the reality is that they won't.
      Sometimes, things like this distinction are needed to add gravity to what Dr. Bernard is saying.
      Actions have consequences, and sometimes your mistakes follow you through your whole life, if you are lucky enough to survive them.

  • @billhoang2799
    @billhoang2799 4 роки тому +344

    Imagine drinking so much coffee your damn leg melts off

    • @artienayak8822
      @artienayak8822 4 роки тому +7

      No wonder I don’t got no calves 😭

  • @colindeng3001
    @colindeng3001 4 роки тому +1801

    "his mother karen"
    this is where the fun begins

    • @freddyandfoxy7526
      @freddyandfoxy7526 4 роки тому +53

      colin taxes a thought she wanted to speak to the hospitals manger

    • @zadiczane7618
      @zadiczane7618 4 роки тому +6

      **noose song tune loops in**

    • @drewdurant3835
      @drewdurant3835 4 роки тому +4

      colin taxes a thought o... I thought is was Susan.

    • @Violette_jebi
      @Violette_jebi 4 роки тому +15

      Went to the comments for this!

    • @andrew4537
      @andrew4537 4 роки тому +10

      Hey she might be a good one she went to a hospital

  • @grundgesetzart.1463
    @grundgesetzart.1463 Рік тому +38

    wtf??? 8 liters of coffee??? I once drank 5 liters of beer (= 10 pieces of 0,5 l cans) and felt like I was going to explode, especially my stomach and the headaches were crazy. We must protect our body at any cost. I never thought you could die from a coffee overdose, thanks for this video, Dr!

    • @CrooKdLetterJ
      @CrooKdLetterJ Рік тому +4

      That's rookie numbers bro

    • @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia
      @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia Рік тому +6

      My ignorant ass thought gallons were equivalent of Liters 🤣 How can someone take 8 liters of any liquid in 3 hours and not puke

    • @YoDany17
      @YoDany17 Рік тому +2

      @@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia I dont think that this story is true but coming back to your question:
      Coffee has a draining effect on your body… try it out and drink one cup of coffee after another for several cups.
      I bet you need to pee after every second cup :) clear liquids just need a couple minutes to be digested

    • @-Muhammad_Ali-
      @-Muhammad_Ali- Рік тому

      Oh, you didn't know? Oh, I see. Well, go ahead and see if you can drink 6 liters of coca cola or no. Because you never know where is your limit :p

    • @kotkompot2294
      @kotkompot2294 Рік тому +1

      I heard that lethal dose of water is around 10l in hour lol

  • @liorlevi7677
    @liorlevi7677 4 роки тому +915

    "young male went to college, this is what happened to his kidney"

    • @johnbasbastv6052
      @johnbasbastv6052 4 роки тому +3

      shit

    • @SailingSarah
      @SailingSarah 4 роки тому +6

      He was turning into a Democrat.

    • @DDJas
      @DDJas 4 роки тому

      That like amount is so good I don't wanna ruin it

    • @SailingSarah
      @SailingSarah 4 роки тому +2

      @Xero [2] that must mean most conservative people are intelligent free thinkers already :-)

    • @seancurran6727
      @seancurran6727 4 роки тому +1

      @@SailingSarah Yeah, if his brain was dying he'd turn into a Trumper.......

  • @catburt8685
    @catburt8685 4 роки тому +289

    i went straight for the comments as soon as i heard his moms name is karen.

    • @blueskies133
      @blueskies133 4 роки тому +10

      ok Karen

    • @RomanoPRODUCTION
      @RomanoPRODUCTION 4 роки тому +8

      the karen from the other episode who almost died... strange family

    • @thegorn
      @thegorn 4 роки тому +14

      She asked to speak to the manager of the hospital.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +541

    "Haha I drank so much coffee that it's just going right through me now"
    "Haha, I drank so much sulfuric acid that it's literally going right through me now"

    • @rexburn1241
      @rexburn1241 4 роки тому +18

      Dude, You're Everywhere 😂😂😂

    • @sketchingchan
      @sketchingchan 4 роки тому +4

      @@rexburn1241 He's got 23 comments. Click his icon. It tells you how many comments he posted on this channel.

    • @crispynoodle465
      @crispynoodle465 4 роки тому +1

      Didn't I see you on a Funimation video?? 😂

    • @BreadMan434
      @BreadMan434 4 роки тому +2

      I remember when you had a mustache.
      So.
      An ex steal it?

    • @alonedownthere47
      @alonedownthere47 4 роки тому

      @@BreadMan434 the dude with the mustache is in this comment section too lmao

  • @unlimitedwater4646
    @unlimitedwater4646 8 місяців тому +3

    I feel like people forget that caffeine is a drug sometimes

  • @Zealch_
    @Zealch_ 4 роки тому +1687

    A man got rejected from Art School.
    *This is what happened to Europe.*

  • @gaminawulfsdottir3253
    @gaminawulfsdottir3253 3 роки тому +1174

    Ironically, he wrecked his health in trying to get into medical school.

    • @ManiacMike485
      @ManiacMike485 3 роки тому +103

      Most doctors don’t practice what they preach. It’s rare that you find top physical shape cardiologists; or any specialist for that matter.

    • @cin2110
      @cin2110 3 роки тому +22

      That’s more common than you think

    • @gaminawulfsdottir3253
      @gaminawulfsdottir3253 3 роки тому +4

      @@cin2110 I agree that it's common, and don't presume to know what I think.

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 3 роки тому +9

      Ironically he stayed up all night damaging his brain when he did it to write a test.

    • @merdiste
      @merdiste 3 роки тому +4

      Okay Wolfie, this is NOT necessarily IRONIC, a term that is way
      overused, very often incorrectly. If the kid positively knew that
      overconsuming coffee was potentially dangerous, yet kept on
      doing so, then that course of action would constitute IRONY.
      ··· What occurred could be described as 'counterintuitive' or
      'perverse' or 'paradoxical' or a bunch of other things, but (in
      my book) I would never use 'ironic', unless I knew more.
      ··· For me, coffee is just JITTER JUICE.
      BUDAPEST
      2021 FEBRUARY 18
      3.8 PM

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 3 роки тому +469

    I love how it gave me an ad for coffee after this. Maybe read the room UA-cam.

    • @Maxo0x213
      @Maxo0x213 3 роки тому +25

      I got an add for vitamin gummy’s after the vitamin gummy OD video

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 3 роки тому +7

      @@Maxo0x213 wait til we watch the laxative video (i've been getting dietary fibre now)

    • @MonsieurJo
      @MonsieurJo 3 роки тому +1

      Same lolz

    • @johannajacinto3020
      @johannajacinto3020 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @PropagandaFacts
      @PropagandaFacts 3 роки тому

      same here

  • @mush2072
    @mush2072 Рік тому +4

    This man has to stop coming on my feed when I want to sleep, please I will binge watch 15 videos

  • @breadbun608
    @breadbun608 4 роки тому +440

    A man breathed in oxygen, this is how his lungs shut down.

    • @apotato5563
      @apotato5563 3 роки тому +2

      100%

    • @supremered04
      @supremered04 3 роки тому +9

      Coronavirus be like

    • @holocaust_2.0
      @holocaust_2.0 3 роки тому +28

      Jokes on you, too much Oxygen will cause your lungs to shut down. Oxygen without inert gasses such as Nitrogen will literally dissolve the cell membranes in your lungs.

    • @apotato5563
      @apotato5563 3 роки тому +6

      @@holocaust_2.0 or it will catch fire

    • @-BWS-
      @-BWS- 3 роки тому +14

      Remember, everyone who's breathed oxygen has died at some point.

  • @michaelgangnem8561
    @michaelgangnem8561 4 роки тому +952

    "his muscles were found in his urine" I cringed so hard at that

    • @apotato5563
      @apotato5563 3 роки тому +79

      Flex that urine

    • @marce4241
      @marce4241 3 роки тому +54

      When you're so ripped even your urine has muscles, i probably need to chill on my pre workout after watching this vid. And im going to eat a banana and eat spinach.

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 3 роки тому +26

      @@marce4241 When your so ripped that your blood even has its own 6 packs

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 3 роки тому +8

      @@marce4241 When your so ripped, Your fingers has Biceps

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 3 роки тому +6

      @@marce4241 When your so ripped, Your Nails has bones

  • @Zen_Power
    @Zen_Power 4 роки тому +371

    Key terms: “presenting”, “he thought”, “emia, present in blood”, “where we are now”,

  • @jonesexplodes2
    @jonesexplodes2 Рік тому +5

    You always have the best videos, i love how you breakdown the medical terms awesome job.

  • @IngridBlanck
    @IngridBlanck 4 роки тому +1390

    This actually is very sad to me because academic life creates such a psychological pressure in our minds that we do absurd things to pass our finals or finish important assignments.
    I remember one time I had a really important test in the next morning, so because I wanted to be extra prepared I didn't stop studying when night time came. I decided to stay awake as long as I could to keep studying and writing small notes in paper to make me memorize the contents. Because I was getting sleepy I made some black strong coffee to give more energy. My mug isn't a small mug, it's 500ml. I drank two mugs of coffee that night.
    This is nowhere near what happened in this video, but I remember when I stopped and laid in my bed to sleep (at 4am and needed to wake up at 6am) I couldn't. I was a little shaky and as much as I forced myself to keep my eyes closed to try to rest, there was not way. I did not sleep that night, just stayed rolling in my sheets and then my alarm clock rang. This is something I'll never do again.

    • @alexanchannel
      @alexanchannel 4 роки тому +65

      I feel you, I did that the first two year of uni, then I learned that I am more performant if I sleep prior to an exam. It is also the midterm period, good luck if you have any !

    • @LenHarms
      @LenHarms 4 роки тому +15

      How did you do on the test?

    • @blainebachar6517
      @blainebachar6517 4 роки тому +21

      Prioritize sleep

    • @IngridBlanck
      @IngridBlanck 4 роки тому +63

      @@LenHarms I did great! But because I didn't sleep at night the rest of that day after the test was lost, I was simply too tired after the effect of caffeine went away. Slept while in class and slept more after heading home. Today, it doesn't matter how much I feel the need to study or finish an assignment, I will not neglect sleep.

    • @IngridBlanck
      @IngridBlanck 4 роки тому +33

      @@blainebachar6517 Totally! I don't leave stuff unfinished til the last minute anymore, I do it way before so I can peacefully sleep at night.

  • @roceye
    @roceye 3 роки тому +633

    I'm seeing a pattern with these videos- "His mother found him...". How many of these people would have never made it to the hospital if someone had not found them?

    • @paperclipcereal5896
      @paperclipcereal5896 3 роки тому +61

      This is how bodies can be found in homes months to years after expiring. Someone gets into a critical state and has nobody around and nobody in the area contacts them regularly either.

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 3 роки тому +11

      Yep, it's far more dangerous to live alone

    • @learngrow6058
      @learngrow6058 3 роки тому

      @@ikilledthemoon p

    • @joech1065
      @joech1065 3 роки тому

      @@ikilledthemoon What do you mean?

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 3 роки тому +10

      @@ikilledthemoon That's because the list of possible elements that are both present naturally in our bodies and affected by daily activities like consumption or exercise, isn't all that long. You'll also notice that you see the same organs come back in these videos because there's only so many things these organs do.
      It's not like we have the entire periodic table in our bodies, the vast majority of what we have are organic compounds, minerals and salts, and some trace elements like metals. When people do something extreme, the natural processes gets distorted, so the common compounds in our bodies are affected, and the organs which deal with those compounds are affected.
      These people weren't deficient before they did something they shouldn't have, the deficiency is caused by the natural processes going haywire.

  • @breadcrumbhoarder
    @breadcrumbhoarder 4 роки тому +277

    “He was just studying, he had no reason to fight or flight”
    My panic disorder: “or so it would seem”

    • @lauraeshelman766
      @lauraeshelman766 4 роки тому +6

      Big mood

    • @2maywjeat
      @2maywjeat 4 роки тому +7

      Stress is real 🙄

    • @elle7095
      @elle7095 4 роки тому +1

      i feel seen

    • @edennis3202
      @edennis3202 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr? Studying for a big exam is terrifying.

    • @breadcrumbhoarder
      @breadcrumbhoarder 4 роки тому +2

      E Dennis yeah, though I got a panic disorder so everything is terrifying lmao thank god for medication!

  • @Chevsilverado
    @Chevsilverado Рік тому +1

    Was just debating whether to go get myself a 3rd cup of coffee before clicking on this video.

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 4 роки тому +349

    Boy: lol, I'm peeing coffee
    Everyone: That's not how it works

    • @someoneidk308
      @someoneidk308 4 роки тому +21

      Plus coming from a premed student... like dude..

    • @hkr667
      @hkr667 4 роки тому +7

      To be fair you can pee some pretty fun colours. I liked bright orange the best.

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 4 роки тому +1

      @@hkr667 You might want to get that checked out...

    • @hkr667
      @hkr667 4 роки тому +6

      @@lilium9361 it wasn't unexpected, it was from antibiotics. I've peed neon yellow as well, which was from contrast fluid.

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 4 роки тому +3

      @@hkr667 Oh ok. Just wanted to make you weren't dying from something lol.
      One time my pee was bright red and it freaked me out, I thought I was peeing blood or something, but it was because of the B12 shot I had lol.

  • @aidang20633
    @aidang20633 4 роки тому +544

    Chubbyemu: "Dont drink more than 4 cups."
    Me: Ruh Roh

    • @cgonthebeat3741
      @cgonthebeat3741 4 роки тому +6

      Same lol I drink at least 3 a day regularly. Sometimes I drink 5 cups.

    • @samiraperi467
      @samiraperi467 4 роки тому +13

      My reaction as a Finn: "must get a bigger cup then"

    • @forksandpopsticles9183
      @forksandpopsticles9183 4 роки тому +15

      Bruh how you drink so much bean water

    • @cennamonzimt
      @cennamonzimt 4 роки тому +15

      @@forksandpopsticles9183 ikr, leaf water is where it's at.

    • @NoCokeOnlyIce
      @NoCokeOnlyIce 4 роки тому +1

      Aidan Guetzow
      Drank a cup of espresso shots. 6 doubleshots of espresso.

  • @rod-n2s
    @rod-n2s 4 роки тому +682

    BB: if i don't pass this one, there's no way I'm getting into medical school
    Me: Its ok, u made it to the best medical youtube channel lol

    • @SwaroopKadaba
      @SwaroopKadaba 4 роки тому +7

      And a medical hospital lol

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan 4 роки тому +1

      So did the guy who ate a Tide Pod.

    • @aliciaballesteros-mitchell1059
      @aliciaballesteros-mitchell1059 4 роки тому +11

      If you can't get into med school, might as well get into the ER

    • @Procxlite
      @Procxlite 4 роки тому +3

      @@SwaroopKadaba what would a nonmedical hospital be like?

    • @asuagborasuagbor8803
      @asuagborasuagbor8803 4 роки тому +8

      @@Procxlite Amethyst crystals and vibration rods to balance your energies

  • @hootinouts
    @hootinouts 7 місяців тому +2

    I was cringing just thinking of how much caffeine he consumed. Good Lord! I remember my first job out of high school in a small factory that had free coffee. Oh boy, free coffee all day long. Well, I learned my lesson after I would be riding the subway home after worn and my hand were shaking. I cut way back. Thank God the young man survived.

  • @ofsinope
    @ofsinope 4 роки тому +384

    Doc: "his urine was brown"
    Fans: "Here it comes bro, it's gonna be rhabdomyolysis again!"

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 4 роки тому +9

      coffee is a diuretic as well

    • @JV-rd9xl
      @JV-rd9xl 4 роки тому +7

      HERE IT CoMES

    • @gendalfgray7889
      @gendalfgray7889 4 роки тому +2

      @@JV-rd9xl
      "A Student Drank 2 Gallons Coffee."
      "HERE IT COMES"

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 4 роки тому +4

      Woozy How tf you overdose on creatine lol

    • @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
      @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 4 роки тому +1

      @@jonw9791 don't know why but I chuckled reading this comment out loud.

  • @gabrielraboy5359
    @gabrielraboy5359 4 роки тому +126

    He studied Chemistry so hard and neglected his body chemistry

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 4 роки тому

      He didn't learn anything.
      Drinking 2 gallons of coffee FFS!!!

    • @heartofjustice6041
      @heartofjustice6041 4 роки тому

      Almost won a darwin award

  • @reinvalentine5726
    @reinvalentine5726 4 роки тому +1394

    "He was just studying, he had no reason to fight or flight."
    *Shows pictures of math*
    Me: He has legit reason for fight or flight

    • @xx-ze2zt
      @xx-ze2zt 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly 😂

    • @TheRussianhippie
      @TheRussianhippie 4 роки тому +6

      If i'm at the point that i decide i need to do an all-nighter it's fight or flight the whole way

    • @crowmosome5002
      @crowmosome5002 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I thought the same thing aswell

    • @christopherhall5361
      @christopherhall5361 4 роки тому +6

      to be fair though, math in math class sucks because it's arbitrary. i sucked in algebra class, but i can perform advanced algebraic formulas in chemistry class

    • @stefantheconqueror8710
      @stefantheconqueror8710 4 роки тому +2

      flee

  • @chickbowdrie4750
    @chickbowdrie4750 Рік тому +1

    If i ever find a friend who can't quit coffee, I'm a send them this video

  • @DingoDIDeatmybaby
    @DingoDIDeatmybaby 4 роки тому +1458

    "A man ate 100 pizza pockets in one night. Here's how his heart stopped."
    He was rushed to the ER with Hyperpizzemia.
    Hyper - meaning high
    Pizze - meaning pizza pocket
    Emia - meaning presence in blood.
    He had high pizza pocket presence in blood.

    • @johnglenn3259
      @johnglenn3259 4 роки тому +43

      Michael Thanks for making me laugh today. Appreciate it.

    • @MrKudmar
      @MrKudmar 4 роки тому +19

      Hyperpizzemia even sounds like something Italian sounding from Mario 64. Itza me, pizzemia
      Btw in Italian 'Pizze' means lots of pizzas

    • @Wyklepheph
      @Wyklepheph 4 роки тому +4

      Goddamnit Michael

    • @JosephineTakahashi
      @JosephineTakahashi 4 роки тому +2

      Bruuhhh

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

  • @barelyawake868
    @barelyawake868 4 роки тому +537

    Before his kidneys failed he probably ascended to another plane of existence.

    • @somecharacter01
      @somecharacter01 4 роки тому +11

      Talk about a “high dosage of Awesome Aci- I mean coffee”

    • @daegunbong8487
      @daegunbong8487 4 роки тому +1

      1∞ coffees

    • @LuCkiiEsZz
      @LuCkiiEsZz 4 роки тому

      @@somecharacter01 yeah I get what you're saying 😅

    • @MagsterKeef
      @MagsterKeef 4 роки тому +6

      He finished the book in 2 minutes, not only finished studying for that class but all the classes next semester too and then spent the rest of his stay in the timeless void contemplating the meaning of his existence and speaking to God.

    • @Tore_Lund
      @Tore_Lund 4 роки тому

      Got home from a day without coffee, so I poured half a bowl full,, half a gallon around 20 cups, 1/3 lethal dose, and gulped it in less than 5 minutes.. A few minutes later, my stomach decided that explosive vomiting was the proper action!! Not recommended!!!

  • @handitover.
    @handitover. 4 роки тому +325

    “His heart isn’t beating anymore, it’s just shaking in place” for some reason this visual made me so uncomfortable lmao

    • @eilio639
      @eilio639 4 роки тому +10

      *violently vibrates*

    • @MatthewChenIsAwesome
      @MatthewChenIsAwesome 4 роки тому +3

      it's like the meme

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 роки тому

      Fr

    • @DM_2145
      @DM_2145 4 роки тому

      it's like your phone when it violently vibrates, but it's inside your chest

    • @gaijinbot8135
      @gaijinbot8135 4 роки тому

      He's just evolved into a human vibrator

  • @NeonAmnesia
    @NeonAmnesia Рік тому +8

    When I overdosed on caffeine, I turned into a vegetable. I could only move my eyes, still wondering why that happened. Luckily I was at the hospital by the time that was happening so I felt ok after a couple of hours.

  • @bjoe385
    @bjoe385 4 роки тому +996

    “His mother Karen”
    The manager of the hospital: runs away screaming.

  • @ToddHowar.d
    @ToddHowar.d 4 роки тому +154

    “A student drank 2 gallons of coffee. This is what happened to his kid” had me very concerned when the notification cut off the rest of the title.

    • @collinwise724
      @collinwise724 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you todd, very cool.

    • @ezram6278
      @ezram6278 4 роки тому +1

      i legitimately loled at this. nice!

    • @SH-eu5py
      @SH-eu5py 4 роки тому +1

      How'd I wake up here

  • @TheMuffinMan
    @TheMuffinMan 4 роки тому +774

    "Later that night, his first seizure had occurred" *Happy music starts playing*

    • @tactics1056
      @tactics1056 4 роки тому +16

      That shit was funny lol

    • @collinp.7967
      @collinp.7967 4 роки тому +9

      Poor choice of music = *F U N N Y*

    • @teh-maxh
      @teh-maxh 4 роки тому +13

      Hey, got him out of the exam, didn't it? That's pretty happy.

    • @doctorpropain8902
      @doctorpropain8902 4 роки тому +8

      The upbeat music started to play when he started drinking caffeine. It probably should have ended sooner though.

    • @dox4384
      @dox4384 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

  • @emilielee3378
    @emilielee3378 4 роки тому +552

    i have friends in med school and honestly i feel like those ppl are the ones who care the least about their own health...
    like they skip meals often and always pulls all nighters
    edit. YES IK ITS BC OF STUDIES OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE NO CHOICE im jst saying those things arent good habits on the long term

    • @capgains
      @capgains 4 роки тому +46

      They have too. And they’re taught to treat not prevent so this is what you get

    • @josueluna7532
      @josueluna7532 4 роки тому +40

      Have you seen what it takes to succeed in medical school, they don't do it on purpose

    • @manelkh3706
      @manelkh3706 4 роки тому +34

      I am med student and I try to be the healthiest I can. I try to have home cooked meals and to exercise regularly but sometimes I'm just short of time or too exhausted. We're people too afterall.

    • @elslugg
      @elslugg 4 роки тому +31

      im in medical school too, funny because 2 hours before this was uploaded i passed a biochemistry exam by pulling an all nighter and drinking way too much coffee

    • @capgains
      @capgains 4 роки тому

      Fecal Slug 🐌 I heard Inc you get into medical school, it’s actually hard to not make it thru
      Meaning, yes you have to study but tests are curved enormously, etc. any truth to this?

  • @emilyw6946
    @emilyw6946 3 роки тому +1510

    If there’s a few things I’ve learned from these videos it’s...
    Don’t overdose on coffee, alcohol, cough syrup, pepto bismol, Benadryl or even water
    Hypo meaning low
    Emia meaning presence in blood
    Edit:1.5k!?!!??! Tysm

  • @InuKun2008
    @InuKun2008 4 роки тому +390

    "Or wrestle a bear."
    Nice how that was calmly said in passing. Now to go wrestle a polar bear and see how much damage the bear does before my body rejects the fight mode and insists on flight. xD

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 4 роки тому

      Before I go into the woods, I want to learn how to say in bear talk, "Hey! Look over there!"

    • @RomanoPRODUCTION
      @RomanoPRODUCTION 4 роки тому +1

      cowardice is nice to survive

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 4 роки тому +3

      Or in a far more gruesome experiment: How much damage before the flight turns to fight?
      Edit: Man will outrun bears the day he learns to pee coffee.

  • @chervilisbetterthancilantro
    @chervilisbetterthancilantro 10 місяців тому +2

    Kicked out of the program for taking what, relatine? Are they serious? Poor girl. She didn't cheat, she studied and retained the information on her own. She never should've been kicked out.

  • @prasannabalamurugan6584
    @prasannabalamurugan6584 4 роки тому +873

    On a real note, most people don’t even drink 4 liters of water in a day, to drink 7.5 liters of caffeine, is just something I as a non American will never understand

    • @Flyingferrets5
      @Flyingferrets5 4 роки тому +81

      Replace coffee with tea... does that make it easier? XD

    • @TheBluemango101
      @TheBluemango101 4 роки тому +71

      In the last month I have drank 7 litres of water once, and it was only cause I was running more than 30km. 7.6 litres of coffee is fucking insane

    • @fool4343
      @fool4343 4 роки тому +9

      @@Flyingferrets5 well coffee and tea aren't really similar in my opinion

    •  4 роки тому +29

      Same for me as well. During a well hydrated day I drink at most ~3 liters of various liquids combined, so 7.5 liters of coffee in a few hours seems like impossible

    • @michaelaustin7166
      @michaelaustin7166 4 роки тому +25

      Usually I'd sadly admit that as an American I do understand it.
      But this is just straight up insanity wherever you come from

  • @alterablebark54
    @alterablebark54 2 роки тому +300

    I love that "the seeds get called beans" like that's an actual step of the process

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 2 роки тому +41

      You're now beans, time to roast beans.

    • @senadejesus1924
      @senadejesus1924 Рік тому +11

      Here in Ecuador, we don't call them coffee beans, rather coffee coffee berries

    • @leelunk8235
      @leelunk8235 Рік тому +1

      COFFEE BEANS YES

    • @emondrag
      @emondrag 8 місяців тому +1

      In most Spanish countries they’re called “coffee grains”. We only call beans, in my country, to red kidney beans. Funny to see in English calling “beans” to everything.

  • @josephmorelli3191
    @josephmorelli3191 6 місяців тому +1

    I find your videos very interesting & your best wishes at the end of each video always lifts my spirits…I thank you!

  • @jacobbpalmerr5780
    @jacobbpalmerr5780 4 роки тому +1592

    Me: Ah yes, 2 gallons is a lot.
    *realises it’s 9 litres*
    seriously though, how can anyone consume *NINE LITRES???*

    • @johannvangabriellelargo7502
      @johannvangabriellelargo7502 4 роки тому +163

      BB

    • @thomaswindyeagle1176
      @thomaswindyeagle1176 4 роки тому +139

      I can do a liter in a single day and then poop for next 16 hours

    • @songpoetry1
      @songpoetry1 4 роки тому +131

      And I thought I drink a lot of fluids when it amounts to around 3 Liters a day. I can't imagine drinking three-times as much in a mere 2 hours! I'd wager that drinking anything in that amount would probably send someone to the hospital, including water.

    • @MrBlack-cv8qn
      @MrBlack-cv8qn 4 роки тому +1

      septic shock same

    • @maxazoff9824
      @maxazoff9824 4 роки тому +48

      2 gallons is 7.6 L

  • @g2p2k
    @g2p2k 4 роки тому +574

    “A man drank half a bottle of water. This is how his organs exploded.”

    • @jaredkhan1453
      @jaredkhan1453 4 роки тому +10

      omfg you profile pic makes the caption all the better omfg I'm fuckin dying😭😭😂😂😂

    • @FyreStone
      @FyreStone 4 роки тому +6

      @ツZuʟғᴀнмιAzκᴀ I used to drink about 2 gallons of water a day. Nothing bad ever happened except for feeling a neccessity to drink more and more water each day. I cut back and now I do not feel the desire to just keep guzzling water.

    • @justmehere_
      @justmehere_ 4 роки тому +6

      "A man implants cells from another person into himself, this is how he became a god"

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 4 роки тому +2

      "A man held his breath while he farted. This is what happened to his vascular system."
      "Strokes, and 4 embolism: neck, lung, brain, and in his pinkie toe."

    • @cringeman4199
      @cringeman4199 4 роки тому

      You realize these video's aren't a joke right?

  • @renatatostada3318
    @renatatostada3318 4 роки тому +343

    8:02 My man's really so used to patients with initials "KC" that he forgot this guy is "BB" omg

    • @laurelviolet
      @laurelviolet 4 роки тому +26

      Glad I didn't just hallucinate that!

    • @kushaanchoksi2095
      @kushaanchoksi2095 4 роки тому +13

      69th like and I'm a KC

    • @okaywhynot4728
      @okaywhynot4728 4 роки тому +15

      KC you relentless savage

    • @jammietiong6814
      @jammietiong6814 4 роки тому +9

      I'm so used to KC that I didn't even notice it should be BB🤣🤣🤣

    • @keahliejeancruz
      @keahliejeancruz 4 роки тому +7

      as a KC, i'm prone to things like this. he'll probably make a video on me one day because i'm so accident prone

  • @Katsnacks
    @Katsnacks 11 місяців тому +1

    God. I used to be heavily addicted to coffee now I’m on sugar free , caffeine free sparkling water .

  • @Shabasky1
    @Shabasky1 4 роки тому +870

    "His mother Karen-"
    I ran straight to the comments

    • @tdab2582
      @tdab2582 4 роки тому +4

      sfxworks same bro

    • @sklitterbeer106
      @sklitterbeer106 4 роки тому +47

      MY SON IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND NOT VACCINATED!!! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

    • @maxkevin9508
      @maxkevin9508 4 роки тому +5

      That's why I'm here to.

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 4 роки тому +3

      I commented the timestamp and the joke.

    • @beekarinsaan
      @beekarinsaan 4 роки тому

      Recently I have been hearing a lot of anger towards the name Karen. Why so?

  • @AlexKatzenstein
    @AlexKatzenstein 4 роки тому +148

    He should just have accepted the cocaine he was offered at the beginning

  • @keepwatch1434
    @keepwatch1434 4 роки тому +95

    I thought I was having a heart attack earlier and heard this guy in my head while I was panicking

    • @dottysdokis
      @dottysdokis 4 роки тому +22

      KW is presenting to the emergency room with hypochondria. Hypo meaning low

    • @TheOpalHammer
      @TheOpalHammer 4 роки тому +11

      @@dottysdokis 'KW' then went into cardiac arrest. This takes place in the heart.

    • @GeofanyAndhika
      @GeofanyAndhika 4 роки тому +2

      In his head: why ai hear opening music

    • @keepwatch1434
      @keepwatch1434 4 роки тому

      @@dottysdokis lmaoo it was an anxiety attack