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Couple Ruins Their Relationship During Show
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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2022
- Crowdwork from my standup show in DC
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@seb762 if you are being serious maybe you are in the wrong place. His jokes are full of racism?
@seb762 Stick to makeup tutorials girl, comedy isn't your thing.
COME TO PHILLY
😇 May God Bless You Always, Mister Troglodyte! 😇
It’s very simple: she’s 23 and they’ve been together 18 years.
The dude is also 23. They’ve literally been together since they were children.
@@ironwraith852 someone called it puppy love and he became a determined 5 year old
@@froniccruxis1049 yes.
Nailed it
lol
I still wanna know where that discrepancy came from. I think the “since she was 18” theory is the most plausible 💀
I think he was thinking about the year they started dating, 18 referring to 2018, and she was counting the years, 5.
I think he was tryna say “2018” but fucked up
@@ethanfay6091 same
Either 18 months or since 2018
I thought "counting down" meant she knew it wasn't gonna last lol
I think he panicked early and was thinking of his fallback of "I swear to God she told me that she was 18".
We all been there and if you think you haven't. You just didnt know that over nighter had a fake id. Dating in 18-21 is a very dangerous time for a young man.
@@JohnGalt916 Only if you live in a place with stupid laws.
Unrelated but I have a bunch of Ryan Long merch I'm trying to get rid of. 50% off
Ryan is always so good at going with the flow, and just a generally happy and genuinely funny dude. Congrats Ryan, can't wait for the show!
Hell yeah pumped ur comin
@@RyanLongcomedy Hell yea pump him till hes cumin bro!
@@RyanLongcomedy always coming. Zing
To me, involving the crowd and going with the flow, even the whole time is more funny then traditional stand up where you tell a funny story, this feels more genuine and takes a diffrent talent. Love it!
@@snickers6125 if you mean going for the low hanging fruit then, yeah, maybe
Damn that's fuckin funny.
Anyway if anybody wants to buy some Ryan Long merch I have a limited supply. Buy them now before they're gone for good
DC area. While supplies last.
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😂
Your name is buck and youre here to fuck. Over Ryan Long. By stealing his merch.
Do you have any hats?
Absolutely EPIC. (She totally has the merch in her car)
She's drained 18 years of his life essence in 5. Remarkable how she found the time
If something is important, *you find the time*
Im fairly certain the guy meant “since 2018”…so 5 years
Exactly
Lmao 2018 was 4 years ago bro
4 years, but closer to 5 than 18.
@@LacoSinfonia Closer to 5 than 4 at this point. Bro gonna yell out 4 years, 8 and half months?
@@swackhammer2139 Yes
“I’m Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat right over there”
Is Hansen investigating the age discrepancy, or what happened to the merch?
@@trublgrl plot twist: the merch was CP all along
@@bushy9780 I want the "Fellas Fellas Wayfair Cabinet."
As a guy I have realized that when I am out with my girl and someone asks us a question, it is better if I just let her do the talking and I just roll with it... To an extent.
Sad but true
I'm a girl but the total opposite. I let my husband do all the talking and answering questions. I have a talent for fucking things up. It's unfortunate.
as a guy i have realised... women are totally unreasonable so much of the time and it seems like patriarchy existed for a reason
I let my girl do the talking, but she definitely has a way of fucking it up too tho.
I'm guessing Ryan had a lot of detentions in school talking back to the teachers. Being this clever probably came naturally.
Clever? He recycles the same merch joke like 25 times and then creates confusion around an audience members answer to milk it for content.
Not sure how thats clever. You'll see anyone at your local comedy club doing that to fill time between actual jokes.
@@DrummerJacob
That's because you likely didn't see his street interview bits. Watching them on youtube, we know he's trolling all the way around. But interview-ees get so confused and flabbergasted by how Ryan twists their words to make them look like weird people.
Lol. I'm dealing with this exact problem with my 9yo daughter and her teachers. It's hard not to be proud because I see how far natural wit can take a person lol.
As a former school teacher, I can confirm: students who outwit us in front of the whole classroom with their incredibly quick and clever comebacks were one of the hardest. I have NO DOUBT Ryan was one of them. Zero doubts 😂
@Momiji No. I don't.
18-5 is the number of years he had been stalking her before they started dating
Or she has been stalking him 😉
he's indian so true
Ryan's interactions with the crowd are top notch, watching him improvise and destroy relationships is what gets me through the day.
I love it when it when comedians do crowd work but they don't force it.
Some comedians literally are like "I do crowd work, fight me" and unless you're Jimmy Carr you're probably in over your head.
Fucking sick segment Ryan!
lol one of them forgot who they were on a date with that night
I like how you added their pic at the end.
You're a real G Ryan.
Top g
Note to self: Ryan loves saying the word "merch"
Grifters gotta grift
Dude, when I saw Ryan in Pittsburgh, he walked a fucking Tinder 1st date...so fucking funny. He has a way with couples.
Dude pretty funny story that guy DMd me after and said he did to many edibles and he’s actually a big fan but was losing his mind haha
Damn dude when I'm stoned I can't even walk into a store to buy chips, let alone be the target of a roast. Guy must still be confused to this day if his roast even happened
@@RyanLongcomedy Holy shit that just makes it really fucked up haha what an unlucky guy
It would be funny if the guy got high for like the second time in his life, thought how cool it would be to go to a comedy club to laugh his stoned ass off just to get absolutely obliterated in a roast
Good sports they were. Thanks for adding the photo. I still want to know what unit of measure he was using with that 18 answer!
Update: we're going with 2018 ☮️
18 months?
Most likely the 18 was referring to 2018. If they started dating in early 2018, then it's been nearly 5 years, which lines up with the 5 answer.
@@SUPER7X thank you! That works.
@@SUPER7X finally. I was looking for you.
i’ll never understand women that go to comedy shows and get worked up at them..
Or their husbands who get up on stage and slap the comedian.
@@codingkriggsofficial The Oscar's aren't a comedy show tho.
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 it is when you hire a comedian to do a set for an allotted period of time
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 And he wasn't making fun of an incurable disease. But hey. Assholes will be assholes, right?
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 The Oscars aren't a comedy show but they are definitely a clown show. 🤡
Keep doing your shows man! You are killing it! Love the new bits 😁
I can’t wait for the show Edmonton on august 26th I’m bringing a group I’m so happy! Love your content Ryan your my favourite comedian actually funny shit constantly.
The simplest explanation is that they’re time travelers from 1865 and he was gonna say “1860” but she cut him off to not blow their cover.
Reason #10 to never sit that close to the stage.
If he was a recovery artist he could've claimed she meant 5 months to two years plus 18. The math basically works
@Tinder 🅥 nice try Mr. Tinder. Reported for spam and misleading!
So 18 months
@@goon009 she said 5. He said 18. He could've clarified she meant 5 months away from 2 years, so 18 months yes.
What’s a recovery artist and how do I become one
@@FourthExile Ryan gosling in "Drive" style. Don't feel pressured to respond. If you make a falter, stay silent until you have a good enough excuse. Furthermore be such a recovery artist you don't align yourself with women who will keep you suspended in awkward situations or get yourself into them lul
I can't believe you're making fun of those poor people! She was in a coma for 13 years, so she only remembers 5, but he lived through the whole 18 years and never gave up on her!
tru luv
Beautiful story.
He's a comedian, it's his job
@@objectivelylonely3606 You do realise, that I made up the whole coma story, right? I have no idea what's going on between those people... but I wish Ryan had let them clarify this. Even as a comedian, he should know when it's time to stop and listen. This could have been comedy gold.
@@unterdessen8822 no, not really. He shouldn't have to do anything, it's his show. Letting them talk also has the risk of being a total let down, and if he doesn't want to take the risk so be it lel
I love how he keeps almost moving on from the clearly uncomfortable couple only to go "So ok actually why'd you say 18" again
Haha.. When I was in his show in Pittsburg, he had his fun with a couple just meeting from a dating app.
I recommend his live shows 100%.
The real merch is the friends we made along the way.
"None", if you count that couple. lol
The real merch is the box that was stolen along the way.
This is hilarious 😂 two thumbs up 👍
Great improv! Quick, witty and very funny
Thanks dude. This made my week.
Now I really want to know how long they've been together now
Eighteen five
Saw you perform last night in Albany, you were great it was awesome! Thanks for signing my CD collection!
Ryan never fails to make me laugh
Best comedy show I seen rolling the whole time.
The couple deserves all the hats!!
2:44 "She was Counting Down"
Together since about 2018. He was referencing the year and trying to do math. She knew the rough amount of years off the top of her head.
This is really good, fun, lighthearted crowd energy. I watch Nigel Ng (Uncle Roger) do this sort of crowd-based standup and it's just constant cringe and bad attempted zingers
Bro Ryan is a great comedian the call back and switch to the merch and the audience he really knows how to play both sides without sacrificing his bits
He met her at 17.5 which is why he was so quick to yell 18. Now she's 22.5 and they've been together 5 years.
Great video Ryan! Your so fast and witty I love it
Thanks dawg
Love your act man!
This is awesome
Cool to have the photo there at the end.
Hey uh... I'm an old guy and maybe I have a hearing problem IDK but I love your comedy and a lot of times I can't quite make out what you're saying. So thanks for dropping the captions braz.
Man you are definitely going places
I just found out about this guy and started watching his UA-cam videos. First time I’ve found someone funny in a long time I’m lowkey shocked 😂
Make your way to Boise, ID.
I’d be so down to see your show
Ryan and tyler ficsher 2 of the funniest " newer" comics fkin killin it
Oh damn
2018 was five years ago. He probably meant they had been dating since 2018.
Hope you add Boston or at least somewhere in MA to your next tour.
Vampire hiding their real age. Actually 18 but telling 5.
I'm assuming he meant sense 2018. Lol
Legend 🙌
I think he meant since 2018 and she said been together for 5 years, hilarious segment tho 😂
Dude, Ryan Long. What a legend.🤣😂
Ryan "Making Jokes and Breaking Relationships" Long everybody! 👏
She‘s the one who stole the merch and acts now like it’s a common occurrence
Hey Ryan I came here after seeing u in a “what u do for living” short video
Makes sense if he meant 2018, which is approaching 5 years
This is hilarious
Ohhhhh SNAP!!! I wouldn't wanna be in the car on the way home with that dude.
Ryan is a grade A stand up comedian
"she was counting down" is hilarious
I see people saying he couldve meant he was dating her since she was 18, but it also could be that he was trying to remember and thought they started dating in 2018.
The guy is counting all his timeline being in a date😅 he doesn't care who is near him, the guy's 18 years in this game 😅
since 2018. it literally took me the whole video to figure out wtf was going on
Dude, Where's My Merch?
Ryan and Danny wandering DC looking for the merch whilst simultaneously saving the universe.
Sept 22 Tacoma let's fuckin get it boys
I could hear Jamie Kilsteins laugh haha
Come see Ryan on tour and find out if your relationship has what it takes 🥰
Ryan is awesome
That was pretty gewd.
legend
youre the best
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2018 my dudes, that would be 5 yearsish
Damn, 18 or 5 years and their second date is there, glad to hear she finally earned leaving the basement
This is fucking great!
You know she's had to clarify the "I'm 18" situation before that's probably why she got mad. Maybe it's just me but I'd laugh and be like "LMAO he was rounding up the years hahahahaha" or something. It's a comedy show girl, play it cool and go with it.
Edit: saw the photo of them all together. Hey they look like fun fans. Not everyone performs well when suddenly under pressure in the spotlight. Maybe she took it a bit too personal and regrets it haha who knows
had to be 'since 2018', then of course she makes it a year longer than it was
Bro I thought this was going to be the couple in pittsburgh last week that met on tinder and got kicked out.
Why does this keep happening at your shows 😂
How embarrassed are the thieves gonna be when there isn't the giant stick on a flat brim so they can't sell them
We need closure!
They could be vampires and he meant the 18th century.
Please do a show at University of Georgia and Clemson! I can hook you up with accommodations.
"Dude, Where's My Merch?" shirts incoming
He probably meant 18 as in 2018 as in together since then. I know it's not quite 5 years, but girls often round up things like that (at least mine does, usually around how long Ive been missing to do something).
Your definitely getting better. Less and less I find myself being takin out of the joke. Your skills have improved so much in just the last year.
Skyline comedy club in Appleton WI, please come
The real merch was the friends we made along the way
need to print shirts that spoof Jurassic Park
"the lost merch: DC Improv" with a microphone silhouette instead of a dinosaur.
I figured he said "since '18, 2018"
I'm thinking maybe they've been together since 2018 and that's where it came from
My theory as well
He said since 2018 man lol