I have a theory I’d like to share concerning the Goffs in general and the Goff Rokkaz in particular: At some point in the (relatively) recent past, a WAAAGH!!! with large numbers of Goff Rokkaz fought a huge battle with a group of Emperor’s Children chaos space marines. The Orks krumped dem Spiky Gits roight propah, thanks in no small part to the Goff Rokkaz drowning out the hideous sounds of the Noise Marines WIFF DA POWAH UV ‘EAVY METAL!! When Fulgrim found out about this, he was enraged and demanded that the WAAAGH!!! be utterly crushed. But during the ensuing cataclysmic fight, the Goff Rokkaz were again about to win the battle for the Orks...until Slaanesh itself took notice of their ‘EAVY METAL KRUMPIN’ MYOOZIK. Without any warning, Slaanesh dragged each and every Rokka into the warp, to forever play their songs for his/her/its pleasure. And to add insult to injury, Slaanesh cursed the Goffs’ very genes, so that they could never feel pleasure again. And that is why the Goffs are a bunch of grumpy gits, and also why we no longer have Goff Rokkaz in 40k.
as always I enjoyed your lure and the story about God's school and his tribe if I had to pick a group of orcs I would probably shoot for the pirates but as always it's the Imperial guard the emperor protects those who protect themselves thanks again enjoyed it look forward to the next one.
I can't wait to here more about these Teleportaz. Greenskins are definitely the best Xenos race, glad to see they have some unique units that aren't strictly just more daka
Thx for this Video! Can you make more in depth lore for goffs or other clans.. like break down of stories of Wars of encounters and Not just armageddon.. would be so cool with your voice and vibe! Like lore stuff that Most People dont know from wiki but from books.. with a little more Detail and Research.. would be so Amazing and elevate your Channel even more! For example i once Heard that there are snakebites that captured some tyranids and grow them themselves.. They always throw the tyranids Spores on Worlds before They enter it, so They know They will have a good fight! Arent there 100s of encounters with orks that could be collected and put into a big picture somehow.. Just my suggestion.. But it would be alot of work
Thanks for the suggestions. Unfortunately, I really don't have the time at the moment to look into obscure books lore, as it would take many hours I literally don't have, lol.
@@GrimDarkNarrator i can understand that! Thanks for your content anyway! Love it! Your voice is interesting for the 40k universe.. you Sound like a techpriest would Sound in my head when I Read books..
I think I didn't cover them because I already talked about Speed Freeks, Warbikes and famous warbosses of theirs in different videos. But now that you mentioned it, I might do a video on them too at some point. I was under the impression I already covered all the klanz.
As yes, issue 1: could be all about how the kids teach the grots it's not nice to do black face, and the grots teach the kids they taste good grilled...... I'll read it.
I have a theory I’d like to share concerning the Goffs in general and the Goff Rokkaz in particular:
At some point in the (relatively) recent past, a WAAAGH!!! with large numbers of Goff Rokkaz fought a huge battle with a group of Emperor’s Children chaos space marines. The Orks krumped dem Spiky Gits roight propah, thanks in no small part to the Goff Rokkaz drowning out the hideous sounds of the Noise Marines WIFF DA POWAH UV ‘EAVY METAL!!
When Fulgrim found out about this, he was enraged and demanded that the WAAAGH!!! be utterly crushed. But during the ensuing cataclysmic fight, the Goff Rokkaz were again about to win the battle for the Orks...until Slaanesh itself took notice of their ‘EAVY METAL KRUMPIN’ MYOOZIK.
Without any warning, Slaanesh dragged each and every Rokka into the warp, to forever play their songs for his/her/its pleasure. And to add insult to injury, Slaanesh cursed the Goffs’ very genes, so that they could never feel pleasure again.
And that is why the Goffs are a bunch of grumpy gits, and also why we no longer have Goff Rokkaz in 40k.
That's the best orky theory I've heard in a long time.
Goff player here, I accept this as canon.
Yessssss thank you so much for doing this video, and I was the one who reminded you your welcome.
You're welcome too.
Orks are funny creatures that I have a soft spot for even though I hunt them down
They require permanent hunting.
as always I enjoyed your lure and the story about God's school and his tribe if I had to pick a group of orcs I would probably shoot for the pirates but as always it's the Imperial guard the emperor protects those who protect themselves thanks again enjoyed it look forward to the next one.
Thanks for watching.
I can't wait to here more about these Teleportaz. Greenskins are definitely the best Xenos race, glad to see they have some unique units that aren't strictly just more daka
Another great video
Thanks.
Despite there being several comments already, none claimed to be first. In sneaky yet brutal fashion I therefore claim first.
That's almost brutally sneaky.
Great vid
Thanks.
Thx for this Video! Can you make more in depth lore for goffs or other clans.. like break down of stories of Wars of encounters and Not just armageddon.. would be so cool with your voice and vibe! Like lore stuff that Most People dont know from wiki but from books.. with a little more Detail and Research.. would be so Amazing and elevate your Channel even more!
For example i once Heard that there are snakebites that captured some tyranids and grow them themselves.. They always throw the tyranids Spores on Worlds before They enter it, so They know They will have a good fight!
Arent there 100s of encounters with orks that could be collected and put into a big picture somehow.. Just my suggestion.. But it would be alot of work
Thanks for the suggestions. Unfortunately, I really don't have the time at the moment to look into obscure books lore, as it would take many hours I literally don't have, lol.
@@GrimDarkNarrator i can understand that! Thanks for your content anyway! Love it! Your voice is interesting for the 40k universe.. you Sound like a techpriest would Sound in my head when I Read books..
I for one found this video to be handy!
Thanks.
War...War never change's.....WAAAAAGGGGGHHHH.
Goff goff goff
Orks orks orks
WAAAAAAAAAGH, WAAAAAAAAAGH never changes.
And it never should.
Are there also any Visi-Goffs? Ostro-Goffs?
More like Mega Goffs :P
GrimDark Da red wunz will alwayz go fasta?.
Sometimes fasta' isn't always best though.
Ahyug.....
Orkz is best!
Evil Suns?
I think I didn't cover them because I already talked about Speed Freeks, Warbikes and famous warbosses of theirs in different videos. But now that you mentioned it, I might do a video on them too at some point. I was under the impression I already covered all the klanz.
It's a good think SJWs aren't a thing in 40k or otherwise thell throw a fit a grot 'black face' lol.
They might be in the new Warhammer Adventures for kids.
As yes, issue 1: could be all about how the kids teach the grots it's not nice to do black face, and the grots teach the kids they taste good grilled...... I'll read it.
Blood Axes is da Best!!!
Definitely the bloodiest.
The greenskinned Narrator hahaha