These were ripped from the game using asset studio. Thumbnail made by me using Blender. Link to download audio + some other stuff : mega.nz/folder/zXgUVSbR#1d6W3...
@@thedangboi7198 I think cybergrind is supposed to be V1 preparing/teaching himself to kill demons/husks/angels so by that logic gabriel should be in the cybergrind
@@tbroo8499 I believe in response to someone asking if Gabriel was going to be in the sandbox next update, Hakita said that bosses that would need reprogramming to be put in, or already have their own stages, wouldn't be in the sandbox. That probably extends to Gabriel not being in the cyber grind either
“Foolishness Machine, Foolishness.” “YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!” I love the fact the Dev wanted those DMC references in there. Makes my day. Of course Gianni nails it.
The agony and tundra fight for some reason make me think of DMC. Gabriel also says “foolishness” which just gives MAJOr Vergil vibes. Not only that but there’s the “ULTRAKILL MUST DIE” difficulty which represents the “Dante Must Die” difficult in DMC
All jokes aside the voice actor of Gabriel is super talented in his work with video games. Like that dude can sound completely different in every game he does.
it specially tracks when you read his lore in the enemy database, he's the most feared and respected archangel, he brought down Minos without breaking a sweat, putting an end to the Lust Rennaissance, and after being essentially on a constant Win Streak, suddenly this lanky-ass machine comes aroun wrecking havoc through the layers of hell, and it doesn't just step up to him, but it absolutely destroys him in battle, using lead and energy beams to make an ANGEL bleed; and by the end of the fight, after Gabriel leaves, he isn't just "forgotten", the machine outright just, keeps going, as he faces trial before the council, where his one defeat and his attempts to excuse it as being "outdone" are seen as Heresy, as denying the strength of the Father's light, and after said light is stripped away from him, giving into the rage that had been seeded on his encounter with V1, he proclaims that, in time, even Metal will Bleed.
@@grimmreaper5349 I also like how he is this stoic holier than thou ass and then you defeat him and his stoic facade breaks down before your very eyes, he can't even hold in his anger and calls you a insignificant fuck, which is just priceless.
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 he also goes from speaking by merely Projecting his voice through the space of Gluttony, to outright Screaming bloody murder like a kid that got beat up on Xbox and cannot talk back to a guy that CAN play the guitar
Plus one that plays while they are outside still tryna break in, just imagine breaking into a house and it goes: "Machine, turn back, now, the layers of this palace are not for your kind"
*Gabriel. Voiced by Gianni Matragrano. Voicelines with timestamps* *Leaving the first room* 0:00, 0:13 and 0:30: "Machine! Turn back now! The layers of this palace are not for your kind! Turn back, or you will cross the will of God!" 0:47 "Machine... turn back, now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of God." (Used in-game) *Crossing the hands* 1:03 "Your choice is made! For denying the light - as the righteous hand of the Father, I shall rend you apart! And you will become inanimate once more!" 1:18 "Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall rend. You. APART! And you will become inanimate once more!" (Used in-game) *Gabriel Spawns* 1:34 "BEHOLD! The power of an Angel!" *Gabriel Defeated* 1:40 and 1:56: " What?! How can this be...? Bested by this... this thing...?! You insignificant FUCK! *THIS IS NOT OVER!!!"* *Taunts and Quips during the fight* 2:12: "You defy the light!" 2:16: "A mere object!" 2:19: "There can be only light!" 2:22: "Foolishness Machine. Foolishness..." 2:26: "An imperfection to be cleansed..." 2:30: "Not. Even. Mortal." 2:33: "You are LESS than nothing!" 2:37: "You're an error to be corrected!" 2:40: "The light IS perfection!" 2:44: "You are out-classed!" 2:47: "Your crime is existence!" 2:50: "You make even the DEVIL CRY!!!" 2:53: "ENOUGH!!!" (Half health) 2:54: "Is your software running slow? I may have just the update that will do the trick! Have you tried Jesus?" (Not used in-game) 3:02: "Ashes to ashes, rust to rust..." (Not used in-game) 3:07: "May your woes be many, and your days few!" (After Gabriel is defeated) *Damage. Also re-used in the 6-2 fight* 3:16: "Ngh!" 3:17: "Erm!" 3:18: "Agh!" 3:19: "Gah!" 3:20: "RAGH!" *Weapon Sounds* 3:22: Weapon Hit 1 3:23: Weapon Hit 2 3:24: Draw Spear 3:25: Shatter
How can I take Gabe seriously with quotes like "Is your software running slow? I may have just the update that will do the trick? Have you tried... Jesus?" or "You make even the Devil cry!". Come on Gabe, you're an angel, not a mormon.
2:23 That's a cool reference to Vergil's "Foolishness Dante, foolishness." Edit: I just heard the "you make the devil cry" line, they definitely knew what they were doing.
maybe im reaching but is 1:34 a reference to one of credos voice lines from dmc 4 where he says the exact same thing ua-cam.com/video/4UGNS-qanNA/v-deo.html
I kinda like the idea of possibly gameplay affected voice lines. Say you did super well, got either S rank or even maybe P rank an the majority if not all of the levels following up to this layer. Gabriel’s monologue is dark, eerie, like you’re some sort of evil he’s not even sure he can defeat, or that you’re some seriously fucked up entity (not saying you aren’t lol). But on the flip side, maybe you did super fuckin terrible all the way up to Gabe. Then it all kinda sounds like his first monologue, he’s nearly cheery and angelic, more sounding like a recited speech than a dark message. I dunno. Seems like a neat idea that would make you feel much more badass for absolutely smearing each layer on the pavement beforehand.
I beat Gabriel while streaming to my friend over Discord. We both laughed our asses off at being called an insignificant fuck by Gabriel. Love ya, Gianni.
At this point i really doubt that v1 is just a go pro looking"thing" When you think about it v1 is not only fueled by demon blood,but he also regenerates parts of his own body At this point we can argue that v1 is some sort of demon hybrid now,not only fueled by hells rage and pain but also reinforced by it And after this fight we also bathed in the blood of an angel Since his weapons seem to be powered by his own energy(or maybe they have infinity shaped magazines hidden somewhere idk)it makes sense that he can defy not only the wrath of hell but also the council of angels now
I am sorely disappointed that at no time during the fight does Gabriel launch a blinding AOE attack of pure light yelling "BY GOD'S LIGHT I SMITE YOU!"
I had to come here to properly listen to the "You insignificant fuck" line because everyone who recorded the actual bossfight keeps trying to melee him or shoot him when the fight is already over
Gabriel in the game: giant fight with a machine controlled by a player who eventually learns his patterns by resetting time and forcing an enclunter again. Gabriel in the bible: "So you're telling me you didn't just rust the machine in place and stop the heart of the player?"
![Ultrakill Gabriel Monologue but every word is a google image. [ACT 1]](/img/n.gif)
be gay instantly one listen subliminal
so true this happened to me
TRUE AND REAL
gianni is the rizzler
Yeah...
Literally me but now I’m straight
Gianni did such a good job with his delivery, he really makes Gabe sound like the ultimate pissbaby lmao
What? How could this be? Bested by this... Keyboard warrior? YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!
this sounds like a subtle burn lmao
Hes like half pissbaby half chad
“THIS IS NOT OVER, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK” the Gianni pulls this raw line DIRECTLY after “May your woes be many, and your days few”
You're fucking right, this is the proof that italians aren't shit at all
I like how Gabriel alternates between sounding like a whiny baby, and spitting some of the most raw and badass lines
“May your woes be many and your days few.”
And then
“ThIs Is NoT oVeR”
i sthe perfect mix between the two
but making it sound too fucking cool
I mean, if i was an angel and i got bested by a robot doing backflips every 2 seconds and tossing coins i would also get pretty mad
@@Mutucaroxa BESTED BY THIS FUCKING GOPRO???
dude when he said "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FFFUCK" i damn near creamed my jeans
"What? How could this be...? Bested by this...
THIS FUCKING GOPRO!"
_GABRIEL GAMING_
Hey its Roach Dog Jr.
Gianni approves
COME INTO MY PALACE, +DISRESPECT ME, CALL ME CRINGE?!?!?
what does gorpo mean btw
That Jesus line needs to be in the game.
I dunno, it doesn't feel like it fits the character
@@toaster9922 It doesn't, but it's definitely funny.
maybe if he were to somehow end up in the cybergrind?
@@thedangboi7198 I think cybergrind is supposed to be V1 preparing/teaching himself to kill demons/husks/angels so by that logic gabriel should be in the cybergrind
@@tbroo8499 I believe in response to someone asking if Gabriel was going to be in the sandbox next update, Hakita said that bosses that would need reprogramming to be put in, or already have their own stages, wouldn't be in the sandbox. That probably extends to Gabriel not being in the cyber grind either
Welcome to Ultrakill
Where an angel says the f word
Angel got his ass handed to him by a bag of scraps thet runs on red juice
So its understandable thst he may be a bit upset
@@gramfero who would win?
THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF THE FATHER, THE JUDGE OF HELL
or
a robot with several guns
@@PeptoAbismol the balistic missile of a bloodthirsty machine: yes.
The real reason The Council is angry
Seeing how Ultrakill lore is going, maybe this angels can uptake SMT angels throne for being the most assholish angelical beings in fiction.
"you call shooting a coin a martial art?"
hey, as long as it works
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No but beating up shotgun shells are
“Foolishness Machine, Foolishness.”
“YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!”
I love the fact the Dev wanted those DMC references in there. Makes my day. Of course Gianni nails it.
Also, “Behold the power of an Angel!” Is probably inspired by Credo.
The agony and tundra fight for some reason make me think of DMC. Gabriel also says “foolishness” which just gives MAJOr Vergil vibes. Not only that but there’s the “ULTRAKILL MUST DIE” difficulty which represents the “Dante Must Die” difficult in DMC
@@Ethyrus agony and Tundra are a reference to Agni and Rudra from DMC3
@@enlongjones2394 yeah thanks
@@Ethyrus guys, I might be wrong but I think the devs like Devil May Cry
2:55 ah yes Gabriel the Christian tele-marketer
Thats what he said to v2 when he met him now hes a little more faster in greed layer
Fr this sounds like it would perfectly fit in Gianni's voiced memes
"Machine! Stop beatboxing! I am dying."
bro how 567 likes but no replies? youtube aint tubing
Your tube ain't yours
All jokes aside the voice actor of Gabriel is super talented in his work with video games. Like that dude can sound completely different in every game he does.
I mean he's the man the myth the legend Giani matrango
This guy is voice acting shitposts and he usually voice act Duke Nukem and is perfect for this job.
@@GLAGGLELAND_GTA_ONLINE Wait fr?
@@pizzarequiem3448 fr
@@Gabe_V Oh my
gianni’s delivery on the “how can this be?” makes Gabriel sound so genuinely confused and lost, its one of my favorite lines honestly
it specially tracks when you read his lore in the enemy database, he's the most feared and respected archangel, he brought down Minos without breaking a sweat, putting an end to the Lust Rennaissance, and after being essentially on a constant Win Streak, suddenly this lanky-ass machine comes aroun wrecking havoc through the layers of hell, and it doesn't just step up to him, but it absolutely destroys him in battle, using lead and energy beams to make an ANGEL bleed; and by the end of the fight, after Gabriel leaves, he isn't just "forgotten", the machine outright just, keeps going, as he faces trial before the council, where his one defeat and his attempts to excuse it as being "outdone" are seen as Heresy, as denying the strength of the Father's light, and after said light is stripped away from him, giving into the rage that had been seeded on his encounter with V1, he proclaims that, in time, even Metal will Bleed.
@@grimmreaper5349
I also like how he is this stoic holier than thou ass and then you defeat him and his stoic facade breaks down before your very eyes, he can't even hold in his anger and calls you a insignificant fuck, which is just priceless.
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 he also goes from speaking by merely Projecting his voice through the space of Gluttony, to outright Screaming bloody murder like a kid that got beat up on Xbox and cannot talk back to a guy that CAN play the guitar
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051I'm sure anyone would be pissed if they lost to a GoPro on legs.
3:07 The way he says 'may your woes be many and your days few' still gives me shivers when i fall through the end-level tunnel
May your owos be many and your days mew
@@sandorrclegane2307 no
@@sandorrclegane2307 no
@@sandorrclegane2307 nya francis
It's so good, especially since it plays over the end level screen
“I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!”
This is technically a real quote
"Foolishness, Machine, foolishness..."
"You make even the Devil Cry!"
Uh-huh, that checks out...
Oh oh
OH SHIT
I guess you could say if v1 dies the devil may cry. Eh? Ehhhh? Ill see myself out.
@@hoovers3770 *you little-*
1:49 I know it’s a meme but this is still my favorite line as the raw anger in it still gives me chills
the man sounds like he about to declare his intent to purge your whole bloodline
I use this one to scare my friends on Discord.
Wait...
You. INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!
Yeah bro's slowly turning into Lucifer 2.0
its actually in the game tho
Those hurt sounds without the image of gabriel getting hurt is putting some unholy thoughts in my head.
lmfao
Some of those taunts are giving me unholy thoughts...
@@AOnAcid you could try dating the actual VA
@@notgoodatgames6804 smh, I would never date someone just to use their voice for my own twisted means... a hookup, however-
Hold up
Wait a minute
I don’t know how the actor did such a good job of making an Angel sound like he grew up in the suburbs
you insignificant FUCK
I mean... It's Gianni Matragrano. Need I say more?
Didn't know the game had unused dialogue. That's pretty cool. Liked.
Me neither
is your software running slow? Have you tried...J E S U S?
“Have you tried accepting Jesus Christ into your Mainframe?”
Religion.exe
Windows J
Thanks to Gianni's memes, I can't take Gabriel seriously anymore
And now V1 is shitpostron 1000, at least for me
If the whole fandom has enoght faith and will power. We can make it a reality
Haha robot goes brrrr
Gabriel was the first boss I got a p rank on and after that I just lost all respect for bible Kun
yes
HOW COULD I BE BESTED BY THIS- THIS EFFING GOPRO!?
3:21 Didn't know Gabriel knew how to speak in SFX
I can't believe the strongest angel in Heaven's armies got beaten by the pixar lamp with a shotgun and a blood fetish
ngl I felt bad for Gabriel when I beated him xd
*WHEEEZE*
PIXAR LAMP LMFAO
I want a house alarm that plays 1:18 whenever someone breaks into my house
Plus one that plays while they are outside still tryna break in, just imagine breaking into a house and it goes:
"Machine, turn back, now, the layers of this palace are not for your kind"
Play the "Turn back NOW." whenever there's motion detected at the door
*Gabriel. Voiced by Gianni Matragrano. Voicelines with timestamps*
*Leaving the first room*
0:00, 0:13 and 0:30: "Machine! Turn back now! The layers of this palace are not for your kind! Turn back, or you will cross the will of God!"
0:47 "Machine... turn back, now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of God." (Used in-game)
*Crossing the hands*
1:03 "Your choice is made! For denying the light - as the righteous hand of the Father, I shall rend you apart! And you will become inanimate once more!"
1:18 "Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall rend. You. APART! And you will become inanimate once more!" (Used in-game)
*Gabriel Spawns*
1:34 "BEHOLD! The power of an Angel!"
*Gabriel Defeated*
1:40 and 1:56: " What?! How can this be...? Bested by this... this thing...?! You insignificant FUCK! *THIS IS NOT OVER!!!"*
*Taunts and Quips during the fight*
2:12: "You defy the light!"
2:16: "A mere object!"
2:19: "There can be only light!"
2:22: "Foolishness Machine. Foolishness..."
2:26: "An imperfection to be cleansed..."
2:30: "Not. Even. Mortal."
2:33: "You are LESS than nothing!"
2:37: "You're an error to be corrected!"
2:40: "The light IS perfection!"
2:44: "You are out-classed!"
2:47: "Your crime is existence!"
2:50: "You make even the DEVIL CRY!!!"
2:53: "ENOUGH!!!" (Half health)
2:54: "Is your software running slow? I may have just the update that will do the trick! Have you tried Jesus?" (Not used in-game)
3:02: "Ashes to ashes, rust to rust..." (Not used in-game)
3:07: "May your woes be many, and your days few!" (After Gabriel is defeated)
*Damage. Also re-used in the 6-2 fight*
3:16: "Ngh!"
3:17: "Erm!"
3:18: "Agh!"
3:19: "Gah!"
3:20: "RAGH!"
*Weapon Sounds*
3:22: Weapon Hit 1
3:23: Weapon Hit 2
3:24: Draw Spear
3:25: Shatter
Nice bro
jesus christ
"have you tried Jesus" that's good
2 Vergil references I see
Thanks
"You are outclassed!"
*proceeds to die*
How can I take Gabe seriously with quotes like "Is your software running slow? I may have just the update that will do the trick? Have you tried... Jesus?" or "You make even the Devil cry!". Come on Gabe, you're an angel, not a mormon.
2:23 That's a cool reference to Vergil's "Foolishness Dante, foolishness."
Edit: I just heard the "you make the devil cry" line, they definitely knew what they were doing.
maybe im reaching but is 1:34 a reference to one of credos voice lines from dmc 4 where he says the exact same thing ua-cam.com/video/4UGNS-qanNA/v-deo.html
I don't think the foolishness line is actually DMC I think it's more Dante's inferno or purgitorio but I'm pretty sure it's Dante's inferno
@@Maniac-ep2yw Maybe so, I wouldn’t be surprised
I like the part where he said “I’M GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU” and totally ultrakilled them
“He didn’t say that :(“
John Ultrakill 3:16
GUYS HE SAID IT IN HIS ACT II LIVESTREAM
One of the games of all time.
2:55 so thats what happened to gabriel when died he became a tele-marketer
2:33 sounds like my parents
The sad part is that this could very well be truth
2:47 Same
3:16 same bro
@@gran.kahuna good comment bro, real funny, keep it up.
"behold, the power of an angel!" heavy DMC4 flashbacks
Hakita is a fan of DMC, I think the first secret level (blue and red sm) are also reference to DMC
"Foolishness machine, foolishness"
he deadass moves like Angelo Credo
@@MooneAtDawn and has some of Vergil's and Angelo Credos attacks.
@@owen723 which attacks aside from spiral swords were taken from vergil though
I kinda like the idea of possibly gameplay affected voice lines. Say you did super well, got either S rank or even maybe P rank an the majority if not all of the levels following up to this layer. Gabriel’s monologue is dark, eerie, like you’re some sort of evil he’s not even sure he can defeat, or that you’re some seriously fucked up entity (not saying you aren’t lol). But on the flip side, maybe you did super fuckin terrible all the way up to Gabe. Then it all kinda sounds like his first monologue, he’s nearly cheery and angelic, more sounding like a recited speech than a dark message. I dunno. Seems like a neat idea that would make you feel much more badass for absolutely smearing each layer on the pavement beforehand.
Add special line for not getting damage in his boss fight and also for parrying his attacks
That sounds awesome, your idea could also work for minos prime or future voice acted bosses!
"Have you tried Jesus?"
Dang, that's actually an interesting taunt.
He may be an angel.
He may have power given to him by God himself.
But I have a shotgun, and a _lot_ of patience.
Gabriel: “the layers of this palace are not for your kind”
V1: “ Bro, this is a lasagna”
"Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness. Wait, your name's not Dante?"
3:02 I really like this line I wonder why it wasn’t added
*"YOU INSIGNIFIGANT FUCK!"*
The fact it was an angel that swore makes this so much funnier
"If your software is running slow, I might just have the update, have you tried Jesus?"
That one made me laugh.
At the end, it turned out that shooting a coin was an actual martial art
1:49 May your L's be many and your maidens few.
" B-but council this *machine* sweared in my christian Minecraft server"
1:29
“You will be come”
_Plays the cyberpunk music_
Gianni Matragrano did a really good job with this.
I beat Gabriel while streaming to my friend over Discord. We both laughed our asses off at being called an insignificant fuck by Gabriel.
Love ya, Gianni.
From now on every boss should call the player an insignificant fuck after being defeated
Gabriel: "You even make Devil cry"
V1, who played DMC for too long: *"I am the storm that is..."*
Foolishness, Machine, foolishness.
Gianni.
i lioke how it gets pregressively more aggresive
Gianni :)
Gianni :)
Gianni :)
Gianni :)
Is that a Devil May Cry reference, lol?
Yeah, a few lines are DMC references
The entire game is a Devil May Cry reference, dude.
The game's website is called Devil May Quake and one of the difficulties is "Ultrakill Must Die", of course it is
I knew someone would notice that line "behold the power of an angel" that reminded of Credo
_Foolishness machine_
_F O O L I S H N E S S_
Now knowing that Gianni came up with all the taunts makes this so much better
nice DMC references
Holy shit he really is voiced by Gianni, I thought Max0r was just doing a bit.
2:07 just saving this, for myself :)
Credo and Vergil mixed together
1:48 "NO! You don't understand, he needs to say 'FUCK'!" -Actually Hakita to his QA Team
gianni did a great impression
wait just found out he is
Lol
1:34 Gabriel trys logging an ip but gets ddossed
This fight absolutely destroyed me the first time around.
The channels name perfects the title.
Just...
Yep.
Yep.
At this point i really doubt that v1 is just a go pro looking"thing"
When you think about it v1 is not only fueled by demon blood,but he also regenerates parts of his own body
At this point we can argue that v1 is some sort of demon hybrid now,not only fueled by hells rage and pain but also reinforced by it
And after this fight we also bathed in the blood of an angel
Since his weapons seem to be powered by his own energy(or maybe they have infinity shaped magazines hidden somewhere idk)it makes sense that he can defy not only the wrath of hell but also the council of angels now
He's also a INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!
Gabriel gaming
Gabriel gaming
"is your software running slow? I may have just the update you need, have you tried jesus?" LMAOOO
This boss is a big reference to Devil May Cry, i love it.
2:23 uh... excuse me?
0:47 I can't believe Gabriel turned on his Schlatt voice changer to deliver "...turn back, now."
"Machine I took a selfie with the funny rock"
Sounds like someone has daddy issues
*"Machine."*
"What?"
*"Turn back now."*
"I think I'm getting a Zoom call from God."
Came here from Max0r's vid. Really hoped the line " I'll write a bible verse in your blood! " was a real line xD
i cannot unhear the “may your Ls be many, and bitches few”
Can’t believe this guy is the same guy who voiced senator Armstrong in max0r’s video
0:07 Your kind?! Wow Gabriel, I thought better of you. I can’t believe you would say something like that.
3:16
fun fact: in the first encounter when he starts phase 2, if you hit him up with the knuckeblaster he makes those sound until he falls
1:48 Me after dying to a scav while playing my decked out pmc in EFT
Wait he doesnt say: "YOU CALL SHOOTING A COIN A MARTIAL ART?"
That’s from one of the ultrakill community meme vids.
Thank you for posting this!
Who would win:
Salty Armoured boi vs. a sentient GoPro
El dios de las máquinas
I am sorely disappointed that at no time during the fight does Gabriel launch a blinding AOE attack of pure light yelling "BY GOD'S LIGHT I SMITE YOU!"
i need just the "You... INSIGNIFICANT *FUCK*! THIS IS NOT! OVER"
got it from the wiki.
My mom yelling at me cause of the grades at university... Me saying that i did not wanted to study and i rather get a job... 2:00
really does make Gabriel sound like he has daddy issues
2:55 his burn is hilarious
2:54 literally made me laugh audibly
he sounds more and more annoyed
Gabriel: YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY
**loads revolver**
V1: *the devil may quake*
I had to come here to properly listen to the "You insignificant fuck" line because everyone who recorded the actual bossfight keeps trying to melee him or shoot him when the fight is already over
2:46 when your a frednly on 2fort and you ask why the tryhard killed you:
THIS IS FUCKING PERFECTION, SO MUCH EMOTIONS, SO FUCKING COOL, I DONT BELIEVE THAT IT ISNT AAA GAME
This is the same guy who voiced the "Oh hey babe *shits aggressively*" meme, this dude has range.
A fking leaf!
A fking machine!
.
WHEEEZE!!
1:43 BESTED BY THIS FUCKING GORPO?!
yessir
he is so fine i want him so bad no one understands him like I do
Looks like we’re gonna have to share him huh
hi babygirl
hji
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"Is your software running slow? I may just have the update that will do the trick, have you tried Jesus?"- Gabriel Ultrakill
2:54 this one is hilarious
2:22 Might controls everything.
Gabriel in the game: giant fight with a machine controlled by a player who eventually learns his patterns by resetting time and forcing an enclunter again.
Gabriel in the bible: "So you're telling me you didn't just rust the machine in place and stop the heart of the player?"
I like how the "Turn back now" lines sound progressively more annoyed