OP: (Makes literally one of the most innocuous jokes I’ve ever heard.) Tyler: “Time to slip up and show how much of a pos I am.” Lotion Man: “You’re welcome.” 😂
Not quite. At that point, he was in panic. He was about to lose his redhead lover, and Marie refused to help him with that at the last second. He was trying to tie his life together for dear life... and then his inconsiderate wife walks around cracking jokes, showing her immaturity in such a stern moment. Can't she see he's suffering? Does she have no empathy?? Edit: This is sarcasm.
My mom and sister do silly things like the lotion man. I poke fun at them for doing it, and don't get how entertaining it is to them, but in fairness they don't get all my forms of entertainment either.
when I saw "stupid joke" I was expecting it to be something hurtful that she was downplaying, but no it actually was stupid and the stupid thing in this story is her husband.
he never loved OP because if you see your life partner make a silly stupid joke like that, if you love them then that'd only make you love them even more
This is way deeper then it sounds like! If my partner does I joke like that I would laugh my ass off and love him even more. But he looked at her and got cold feed?! What a loser, he doesnt love Op at all. Break up asap! he is only into looks what is a big as nooooo GO edit: he is a cheater no surprise- what a trash boy
Story 2: Hopefully OP and her Mom have learned the age old lesson. Trust your dogs. Follow their lead. They can sense bad in a person within seconds of being around that person. Also, never "put them away" in another room. You're opening yourself to an attack. You just blocked the one thing that will protect you. I've always trusted my dogs. Even though,in that moment I had no idea why they were behaving that way. I always found out why later.
So if someone just gets upset with you, and walks out like this without even telling you what they are upset with, it’s a red flag and a form of mistreatment that stars with an A. Let’s normalize identifying red flags 🚩
Before hearing the end of this story, I'm going to guess there was an issue before lotion man, and that was the straw that broke the camels back. Something else she did that day upset him, and made him rethink the relationship. Edit: called it, and imagine that all you had to do to save your marriage was to give your wife a box of hair dye to dye her hair red.
@@Censorthisbananahamock “And imagine that all you had to do to save your marriage was to give your wife a box of hair dye to dye her hair red.” Newsflash: that would still make him an ass.
OP: (Makes literally one of the most innocuous jokes I’ve ever heard.)
Tyler: “Time to slip up and show how much of a pos I am.”
Lotion Man: “You’re welcome.” 😂
Lotion Man is MVP
Lotion Man saves the day.
Not quite. At that point, he was in panic. He was about to lose his redhead lover, and Marie refused to help him with that at the last second.
He was trying to tie his life together for dear life... and then his inconsiderate wife walks around cracking jokes, showing her immaturity in such a stern moment.
Can't she see he's suffering? Does she have no empathy??
Edit: This is sarcasm.
Isn’t Tyler the brother?
@@GoianoAmazoniaplease tell me this is bait
I remember this story. If I remember correctly, lotion man saved this girl from a loser.
My mom and sister do silly things like the lotion man. I poke fun at them for doing it, and don't get how entertaining it is to them, but in fairness they don't get all my forms of entertainment either.
OP sounds like a fun and light hearted person. Wish her all the best.
I just went and found the lotion man photo. It's cute.
Ah, Lotion man. It’s was my first ever Reddit story I heard on UA-cam, and I’ve always been wondered how it ended. Thank you Secret Voices!!
when I saw "stupid joke" I was expecting it to be something hurtful that she was downplaying, but no it actually was stupid and the stupid thing in this story is her husband.
In the end, Lotion Man was the hero we all needed.
Lotion Man out here doing the Lord's work
He is the lord in disguise
I remember Lotion Man. Thanks for the update.
This poor woman, she didn't deserve this
Cheaters are such selfish pieces of narcissistic crap. They never care about how bad they hurt the people who love them so much.
Lotion man sounds hilarious and endearing. This guy sounds like a loser.
Story 1: this dude legit destroys his whole marriage over a redhead fetish my guy is a loser
he never loved OP because if you see your life partner make a silly stupid joke like that, if you love them then that'd only make you love them even more
This is way deeper then it sounds like! If my partner does I joke like that I would laugh my ass off and love him even more. But he looked at her and got cold feed?! What a loser, he doesnt love Op at all. Break up asap! he is only into looks what is a big as nooooo GO
edit: he is a cheater no surprise- what a trash boy
Story 2: Hopefully OP and her Mom have learned the age old lesson. Trust your dogs. Follow their lead. They can sense bad in a person within seconds of being around that person. Also, never "put them away" in another room. You're opening yourself to an attack. You just blocked the one thing that will protect you.
I've always trusted my dogs. Even though,in that moment I had no idea why they were behaving that way. I always found out why later.
Ex-husband's head's gonna explode when he learns about hair dyes.
So if someone just gets upset with you, and walks out like this without even telling you what they are upset with, it’s a red flag and a form of mistreatment that stars with an A.
Let’s normalize identifying red flags 🚩
Lotion Man
Take me by the hand
Lead me to the land
That you understand-
But no, Lotion Man helped her dodge a ballistic missile, not a bullet.
THE LOTION MAN SAGA
Day 89 of telling secretvoices to have a good day
Yeah OP is not the issue
Shoutout to lotion man
Before hearing the end of this story, I'm going to guess there was an issue before lotion man, and that was the straw that broke the camels back. Something else she did that day upset him, and made him rethink the relationship.
Edit: called it, and imagine that all you had to do to save your marriage was to give your wife a box of hair dye to dye her hair red.
@@Censorthisbananahamock “And imagine that all you had to do to save your marriage was to give your wife a box of hair dye to dye her hair red.”
Newsflash: that would still make him an ass.
Wait he has been having multiple affairs and you think dying hair will solve it?
@@juliaalexander5788 if he had given her the dye before cheating with the other women, maybe. But he was a terrible person, so he dropped the ball.
you didn't call anything, she did nothing