"Hm, it seems like it was an accident. There was a hole in the water dispenser and so the wet outlet gave him a lethal shock." "And the other guy?" "Unrelated gunshot wound to the head."
you know youre a psycho when you use coins, to distract the street performer, to get his coins, then picking up the coin you threw before he picks it up.
I’d say they point you in the direction of trying to be seen as little and kill as few people as possible, but yea this video was like the hitman equivalent of a dishonored shadow run
This by far the most ingenious, clever, devious, clinically insane, innovative and cleanest playthrough ever and this is coming from after watching many videos of his.
In other news lemony snicketts book became a reality today when a series of unfortunate events stuck an office. Multiple men electricuted, others fell onto a knife, two men walked into a a stray landmine.
1:42 *he trows a coin to the homeless* Me: aww how cute *he steals all coins from the homeless' hat* Also me: oh, at least he's got that one coin *he takes it too*
all those "stealth" tricks are, in real life, probably the best way to get caught. like hitting a guy with a ball? next to a soldier? or throwing an axe at a cam, that recorded your face? lmao
@@misterbeach8826 But then again, he destroyed the evidence in the end anyways so if you're successful, you'll pretty much get away with anything, at least in the Hitman universe
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There is a bold man walking in my room, I can't hear and see em. Ow, sound like somebody dropped a coin next room! I just can't miss it, I'm on my way.
If you stab directly the heart then yes, that person would instant die But the aquarium is a joke, even if there are pirhanas, they'd need more than 2 minutes to kill you
I am jaw dropped speechless at this ending. The whole times I’m asking myself “why? What is he doing and why so many unnecessary kills?” I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING. HOW IS IT EVEN? WHAT? I still don’t understand why all the kills and not just choke out and disguise, you’d be able to maneuver a lot easier no? I’m definitely new at the game but this was definitely 🤯
The fact of how good you are at this game makes me fear you in real life. It takes someone with very fucked up mind to play these games this well like you were flawless in your executions, you knew exactly where they would be and when they would be there and got away without any living witnesses. Luv it.
8:28 "Comand, i've arrived at the location and it looks clear. Back to smoking and joking, over.. WE GONNA NEED FOUR MEN FOR THIS, I NEED BACKUP!" Me and the boys getting stoned at the security job.
Imagine coming to work that day, feeling great and ready to be productive, even finding a shiny coin on the ground, only to have a freaking screwdriver shoved into your gut. What a game, 10/10
He has done this dozens of times before this run. He had a baton out before the only physical contact in the whole run that required one. Not to say there is anything wrong with that, it's a lot of dedication, and I'm impressed just by his patience and dedication. Fantastic run through top notch sir, I just know it wasn't easy, but practice makes it look as such.
Man. The way you play make me more into this mission now!!!! Just completed this mission on yesterday and now I feel I have not really played it!!! Thanks
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Completed it just today haha!
Clients: we want you to kill someone
Agent 47: I'm going to need a roll of quarters
Jack Burton underrated comment 😂
Jack Burton c
W
😭😭😭
Thanks for the laugh! :D
"Why'd he do that?"
45 seconds later: "Genius"
Shred Klaus feel u haha
this vid in a nutshell
Shred Klaus me asf
Shred Klaus BRO THIS IS SO TRUE IM LIKE THAT EVERY GAMEPLAY
Cheeko TK bb ink
"Hm, it seems like it was an accident. There was a hole in the water dispenser and so the wet outlet gave him a lethal shock."
"And the other guy?"
"Unrelated gunshot wound to the head."
God I hate and love this game
Underratted comment here 😂
He couldnt really see the guy who was shot when he called in an accident
@@01imh I mean that's why I love it lol
_"Wonder what went through his mind then."_ _"The bullet."_
6:35 Yes that is exactly how you throw an axe from that angle.
LMFAO... Cannot even
Glad I wasn’t the only one that found that funny 😂
Hahahahahahaha lmfao
🤣👌
this sentence in diana voice makes it even more funny
John Wick: use a pencil to kill 3 men
Hitman: hold my coin
It agent 47
@@cjtallio you nerd
@@hhill5489 not really a nerd if they say it repeatedly
nah hold my nuts
I read it in their voices. 😂
you know youre a psycho when you use coins, to distract the street performer, to get his coins, then picking up the coin you threw before he picks it up.
I used the coins to collect the coins
' psycho stealth'
@@awolfyman9050 underrated comment XD
🤣🤣🤣
@@synceware1453 Ah, a man of culture, I see.
Note to self: Never pick up a coin from the floor.
Never help a old lady across a street there might be a proximity mine.
600 like
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Rage against the machine pic
Savannah New I agree
No matter how much finess & smartness you bring to these hitman videos, they always end up in being complete and utter trollfests lol. Loving it.
Why aren't you making vids anymore?
WHERE IS THE NEW VIDEO?
clock we need your videos man you're insane too
I think if it was any more realistic, it would have gotten an AO rating
Thanks my friend :P
8:30
"back to smokin and jokin"
1 sec later
"i need backup!"
Cant crack a cold one without the boys
Good spot😂
watch this ua-cam.com/video/5xByc5TIPPQ/v-deo.html
@@safwan8026 stop the spamming
I think he had a big as joint. “I need 4 men for this” 😂
This is how the game was meant to be played.
This was extremely entertaining!
I’d say they point you in the direction of trying to be seen as little and kill as few people as possible, but yea this video was like the hitman equivalent of a dishonored shadow run
when i play i like to play as sneakily and try to kill as many people as u can
@ueue ueue xd this isn’t a sandbox game, the devs *intend* for you to play it like this
@@Maximus20778 I was replying to someone but their username makes me look autistic lmao
@@Maximus20778
Scoring obviously proves his point.
But hey, when the challenges are done and all the unlocks are unlocked, why not?
This by far the most ingenious, clever, devious, clinically insane, innovative and cleanest playthrough ever and this is coming from after watching many videos of his.
I really wish he would play h3 and do this
@@andresantos7120 he did
“That is Ted Mendez”
*Chucks coconut at a mans head*
Mendez.. nove... oito...
lmao
@Muhammad Asim Hassan I'm not opening it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was
there goes hitman, rattling with pockets full of change
lmao
Lol
Lol never thought of that
🤣 Rofl
Hahahahahahahahahw dude this comment made my day @Dariune 😂😂🙏
"Make your target looks like an accident"
Hitman: Ok
...kills dozens of people in the building where the target located.
Headline: "Extremely unlucky day at the office for 30 employees"
🤣🤣🤣
In other news lemony snicketts book became a reality today when a series of unfortunate events stuck an office. Multiple men electricuted, others fell onto a knife, two men walked into a a stray landmine.
Shoot and smash security cameras, etc.
They didn’t say anything about making those deaths look like accidents
1:42 *he trows a coin to the homeless*
Me: aww how cute
*he steals all coins from the homeless' hat*
Also me: oh, at least he's got that one coin
*he takes it too*
He was not a homeless btw he was a street musician
@@farbodmehdizadeh6337 homeless or musician, he need a coin
He did that with geralt of rivia
💀💀
@@ghosty1058 That's a funny way to spell "job".
guy finds a coin:
"bingo! aw yiss , my lucky day"
*turns around*
*"what the..."*
Henrique Oliveira omg I was literally playing the video randomly and he just said that at 7:18😳😂
I never knew a coin had that much power.
A coin isn't what has the power....
The coin no POWER for win gamble. 🎰
Harvey Dent knows.
I guess you’ve never seen No Country For Old Men lol
Ask Magneto
4:13 Two birds in one stone. What a clean kill and disposing bodies at the same time. Excellent work 47
Agent 47, your mission is to steal money from street performers, good luck 47
😂😂😂
*I'll leave you to prepare*
Did the security guards really have to die? They were 2 days from retirement.
Roley Chiu also everyone really liked them!
He gave them early retirement 😉
@@SuperMathewson ☺
Roley Chiu fuck em bro😂
My jokes aren't funny name checks out
Deadliest weapon known to man: a coin.
Only after pencil
Hey back to destiny
That’s how I lost my hand to a penny
Don't be cheap
*LOOK A PENNY!* : The movie
Lmao
*Smoking bodies over water, it must be safe to touch* : The musical
All people are magpies in disguise
LOOK A PENNY! 2 : I'm Awesome!
Throws a penny, distracts street performer, steals from his hat then picks up original penny LOL
6:34 Well, that's...one way to do it.
all those "stealth" tricks are, in real life, probably the best way to get caught. like hitting a guy with a ball? next to a soldier? or throwing an axe at a cam, that recorded your face? lmao
That casual toss is lethal
"Well hmm...camera there...we got...ah, I know what to do."
I'm dying LOL
im sure this will work as easy in real life as he doin this in game
@@misterbeach8826
But then again, he destroyed the evidence in the end anyways so if you're successful, you'll pretty much get away with anything, at least in the Hitman universe
13:06 This is pure madness and insanity. A healthy mind would never think of it. I loved!
They should definitely hire you to do the live gameplay showcases for the new games.
Mozek Mrn please I hope so this man is amazing, love all his videos, I try to play like he did in dishonored but he's a master at the craft
13:20 this game has ps3 graphics and physics.
I think he did some (or all of the) Dishnored 2 gameplay trailers, he's lit af!
I'm pretty sure that job is reserved for people that have never actually seen or played a video game before
Why? This is just basic gameplay. If I post a video of me playing the game it means I instantly should be entitled to do the live showcases?
Coin too OP pls nerf
hahahaha
You know the coins are a metaphor for microtransactions...
(Everyone else: Boooooo!)
Like the other hitman, speedrunners use it to bypass npc normal routine xD
This is like watching Bob Ross paint. Everything is going smoothly, and then he does something comlpetely unexpected and it turns out perfectly.
You're telling me he carries so many coins in his pocket, and they dont jingle once 😂🤔
They might be in different pockets
@@legolas2899 lmao awesome response.
@@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe5162 😂😂
@꧁༺ДёгтаБT༻꧂
Lol better check and let us all know... ok!?
I prefer to believe he has tiny knitted cozies to keep his coins in when he’s not using them.
New video mates, if you like help me sharing the video with your friends because youtube does not notify most people, have a great week, cheers.
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Cara vc é muito foda
Cara, vc é brasileiro?
Money is the root of all stealth kills
Porque vc nao fala nos seus videos?
@@JuanTMog stealthGamerBr Br Br e claro que ele e brasileiro
6:34 how strong physically hitman can be to throw an axe backward with one hand
isnt it
Omg
Without watching as well
Flawless palm throw
it was made in the lab, what did you expect?
1:40 Savage Level
Edit: 1000000
John Wick ikr? I love how he even picked up his own coin and left guy with nothing lmao
You know your a savage when john wick says so lol
1:40 with 7:54 really takes the cake for me
weird
@@allanboy123 wanna know something weird i have a copy of gta 6 lol
7:53 *guy gets hit by a bomb*
Guy: ah my ears are ringing
Gets hit by flashbang
Ah i think i need a doctor
Just the ol' tinnitus coming up again. Nothing new there ok
That pic though
7:54 * explosion *
"My ears are ringin- " *punch * 😂
That was a very brutal double takedown, hahaha. I didn't see that punch coming at all
@@fernando47180 same here
I'm awesome
Hitman : 2/10
Coin: 10/10
There is a bold man walking in my room, I can't hear and see em. Ow, sound like somebody dropped a coin next room! I just can't miss it, I'm on my way.
*bald
Johan Åberg eah, bald of course)
He's bold as well.
The guards make like minimum wage if their country even has a minimum wage. So picking up a quarter is a big deal.
4:13 Despite the explosion nearby birds is not upset.
😂
Yet a man walking alerts them ,truly beautiful
-David Attenborough
xDD
3:52 saw a bald guy with black suit. What could possibly go wrong?
10 Seconds later he died 🤣🤣🤣
Agent 47 looks like one of the men in black
*Diana: that is Ted Mendez, one of the country's most influential*
Ted Mendez dies from a brick thrown at his head
Mendez is the army dude -_-
Huh
Pretty sure that was a coconut.
Stupid
he doesn't die by the coconut btw
I like how the girl got scared by the explosion, and no one else cared.
"I just heard an explosion!"
3:22 meeting agent 47 gave him the shock of his life
ahhh punnnn
9:48 was more shocking 😁
'BA DUM TIS'
Imagine instantly killing someone with a screwdriver with one stab, now imagine trowing someone into an aquarium and he instantly dies.
Supposedly dangerous fish were in there didn't you hear something like a chomping sound?
He stabbed him in the solar plexus where the heart belong. One well aimed stab can puncture the heart and he can bleed out.
This is Agent 47 we’re talking about here. Pretty sure he knows exactly where to stab you to kill you instantly.
You certainly haven't watched John Wick then or mythbusters for that concern
If you stab directly the heart then yes, that person would instant die
But the aquarium is a joke, even if there are pirhanas, they'd need more than 2 minutes to kill you
"that is ted mendez, one of the most influ-"
*throws rock at him*
That wasn't ted Mendez..... Have u played before the guy behind him was lol
It wud be so funny if that was lol. Killed him before the information arrives
That was a coconut not a rock 😂
I love your work man. No one tops your level of skill, planning, or creativity. Keep this up
At 1:36 I thought you would toss the coin in his hat
Same.
Either
AAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH
Me too! And the savage moment he takes it back 1:50!
I'd do it really...
This is great example of how this game can be played!
There’s so many ways to play each level.
me: whats your deadliest weapon?
agent 47: a QUARTER
😂
7:55 *Gets blown away by an explosive*
"My ears are ringing"
thefunway123 *throat punch*
I am jaw dropped speechless at this ending. The whole times I’m asking myself “why? What is he doing and why so many unnecessary kills?” I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING. HOW IS IT EVEN? WHAT? I still don’t understand why all the kills and not just choke out and disguise, you’d be able to maneuver a lot easier no? I’m definitely new at the game but this was definitely 🤯
3:22 That's a cheeky move
Guard in the beginning looked like he was smart and not gullible to fall for the coin trick, until he saw that coin..
Ooh a coiAHLALAGAHHAHAH
Shocking actually
smart
The fact of how good you are at this game makes me fear you in real life. It takes someone with very fucked up mind to play these games this well like you were flawless in your executions, you knew exactly where they would be and when they would be there and got away without any living witnesses. Luv it.
He must've trained for this shit, it was flawless lol
Some people are just good at games but bad at doing real life works
Practice makes perfect my friend
It's almost like he's played this mission before, right?
Perfect makes practice
What I love about Hitman games is sheere amount of creativity kills that you can preforme.
9:44
"weird... AAHURGHHERGAHERGA!!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Three men down in the room...
Securuty guard: "I've arrived at the location and it looks clear. Back to smoking and joking."
8:28
"Comand, i've arrived at the location and it looks clear. Back to smoking and joking, over..
WE GONNA NEED FOUR MEN FOR THIS, I NEED BACKUP!"
Me and the boys getting stoned at the security job.
Quite sure the word used is "more" not "four"...
@@ZeHoSmusician you must be fun at parties..
I bet they didn’t want command to know how bad they were fucking up
The man is back
Racist
Wait... ah shit
@@Zicc the man is black
I don't even really understand how to play Hitman, so why is this video so impressive? Am I missing something?
@@danielt.4330 look up the definition of hitman uncultured one.
Welcome to Hitman 2 Agent StealthGamerbr. Your task is to show your greatness and leave us speechless ♥️🎮
deba DA unfortunately he failed
Note to self: Whenever you hear a coin drop to the ground or a radio turn itself on. Ignore it. Don't investigate.
I really like the camera work you do, really showcases some of the details in the map, for example how you walked pass the giant painting
The Sims AI
Vice City 2.0
@ُ ُ no just no
@J BG nah. the only thing AIs do in outlast was just following you or chasing you
4:03 Exactly
Hahaha its sims 4
9:58 "you ok?"
Hippity hoppity your head is now my property
Never run into a room
right he shoulda walked
13:16 is the coolest part $)
Yeah psycho stealth kills makes it look like a movie
Actually true. This is close to how a hitman movie should look like. not the crap they showed us in the 2 hitman movies that got released.
@@anuranpandit9512 So true... I really want a good Hitman Movie
So satisfying to see him plan and be prepared for everything
3:37 “that is Ted Mendez. One of the wo-“
*throws coconut at his head” 😭😭😭😭🤦🏾♂️
Quron Cooper, that dude he threw a coconut at, It wasn’t him, It was just some random ass dude
Someone call the ambulance !
That wasn't ted
6:35 - apparently this axe has some magical connection to Hitman, just like Thor's hammer. Hmm...
Gow axe
The camera is "worthy"
you should see the flying cases
Agent 47 is Kratos confirmed
Stormbreaker
Guard: aha! I've finally caught you!
Stealth: I'm already 6 parallel dimensions ahead of you
You couldn’t even sneak up on Hellen Keller this easy
4:10 That was undoubtedly satisfying, when the two bodies disposed themselves due to the force of the explosives.
6:34 - that was the most half-assed throw I've seen
God has entered the lobby
It's like the AI are playing in his own movie! Nice!
7:53 had me rolliiiiiiiing, the gratuitous violence of the explosive throw, then topped off by the punch to the guy's face lmaoooooo
Omg you make me sastisfied to a level that i can only smile and keep watching like movies
loved the AI trolling and the demonstration of all the mechanics. great job mate.
Volound he barley showed most of the mechanics. He only showed the basic mechanics of killing ppl in easy ways
@@TheGreendaleHumanBeing bud get off the comments and enjoy the video
get back to making videos
William Brewer wdym enjoy it. It’s basic gameplay. I can do better by playing it myself
@Brandon I miss his Total War Rome 2 trashing
6:34 lightly tosses axe handle up at security camera *immediately breaks*
No one wants to mess with a guy who eliminates targets with coins, not even the security camera
it’s probably heavy though
This is like the only channel on yt that I have notifications on
TailmawProd I have notifications on for every one of them... and I am subbed to a lot of people. Omg my notifications 😲
@@mrwafflesplays Its annoying for me because I work 9 hours a day. And most youtub channels became cringe sooo here we are
TailmawProd so you know when to dislike a video? Me too
*Throws explosive at dude*
Some guy: "My Ears are ringing"
Me: *spits out soda*
Guy comments: “comment”
Me: reads it
I'm Soo weak right now
What kind of soda?
7:09 that’s my coin
Finalmente um youtuber brasileiro que realmente joga mt bem, representando os gamers br lá fora, parabéns...
Plata ou Plumo?
O hermano ha Sido sudamericano que orgullo soy de ecuador y ahora poco lo descubrí el señor juego como debería ser
6:02 - Yeah I've seen The Shining before, too!
4:10 that was brilliant
That was excellently executed, awesome video.
Sound effects are just amazing.
Imagine coming to work that day, feeling great and ready to be productive, even finding a shiny coin on the ground, only to have a freaking screwdriver shoved into your gut. What a game, 10/10
4:06
"Someone call for an ambulance...
For us..."
I love how the man checking out the man who was electrocuted by the water jug trap was electrocuted in the process.
Pure comedic gold.
When your so sneaky that you can open doors next to people and walk right by them with no type of worry
That finale was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen. You're an animal.
6:35 That was the most nonchalant throw
3:55 "Hmm, must be the wind."
Damn u make hitman look so ez 😂
İts ez
Ja chudobny haviar nemam m
Which Waifu is your profile pic?
He has done this dozens of times before this run. He had a baton out before the only physical contact in the whole run that required one. Not to say there is anything wrong with that, it's a lot of dedication, and I'm impressed just by his patience and dedication. Fantastic run through top notch sir, I just know it wasn't easy, but practice makes it look as such.
Death: Everyone will eventually die.
Agent 47: I find that unacceptable.👿
The style of this gamer, *chef's kiss* perfection.
7:55 why did you have to do him dirty like that 💀💀
you know he had to do it to em
Love that part that knock out was on point too
I literally died
I love how a women said “I just heard an explosion!” But no one cared 💀
7:52 had me rolling
Gave me breaking bad vibes when Heisenberg through the crystal bomb on the ground
Dude that was insane! Good job I couldn't stop watching. And the ending was bitter sweet
Fantástico como sempre!! Orgulho de vc representando os BRs!!
Mexican
Man. The way you play make me more into this mission now!!!! Just completed this mission on yesterday and now I feel I have not really played it!!!
Thanks