I like how every carefully calculated move you made to get to the target culminates with you blasting her with a shotgun after she caught you draggin a security guard body.
I want someone to make a realistic assassin game. The problem with Hitman is how robotic everything is, and just reminds you that "Oh yeah this is a video game" lol.
I'm halfway through the video thinking of how many many times he tried to do this perfectly, how many times he had to restart his mission to learn to be so precise with everything. So cool though.
"Hmm I heard a shotgun blast and my boss screaming, theres blood everywhere and trail the leads into that box over there thats ideally sized for hiding two bodies.....ah well"
@@caiooliveira8832 dude are you ignorant or what ? The conversation you mentioned was in the first movie While the other guy mentioned a conversation from the 2nd movie
This is so much a Stealth Assassin playthrough, As taking the game and it's mechanics over your knee and spanking the living heck out of it until you get what you want.
Lmao that guard & guards 4:23 walking straight into a green cloud of gas. Thats the pepega kind of shit that makes me love hitman so much. Anyway, fantastic run as always.
Pretty sure the gas is invisible, but colored for gameplay purposes. Now, that being said, it is dumb when an NPC sees one of their partners walk into a room, collapses and opts to run inside. Great example is when you gas Nolan Cassidy's house.
Guards ear POV - hears lady screaming , gunshots Guards eye pov - sees his friend missing and lady missing when there is no obvious exit , sees a cabinet doesn’t open it , sees box doesn’t open it . .walks off. Lol!!
Thank god I have this game and thanks for this motivational gameplay of not just to play the game but also to play exactly how the game was intended to be played as an Assassin 🙏🏽❤️
There is a guy on UA-cam called big dave gaming with like 200 subs or so, but he does all these missions on the hardest difficulty in stealth in like 2 minutes. He is the sickest Hitman stealth player i have ever seen
I'm sorry but this can't be any further from the truth, Blood Money was honestly easy compared to this. No enforcers and coins were practically OP. SA and Contracts were much tougher. But for the sake of the argument I challenge you to try Hokkaido on Master and try to get the One Last Time, Mr Soders challenge while keeping the little pistols green...
Man, I always wander around forever like a lost soul, entranced by the graphics and details....then go all brute force for 5 minutes and complete the mission.
Hitman is a fantasy: it is a puzzle game, not an actual stealth/assassination simulator. It relies on agent film logic of creating distractions via small explosions and wearing often goofy/stock disguises while infiltrating exotic, intriguing or sinister locations. 47 is essentially a James Bond-like figure: classy, cool, smart, working in the shadows (although with a considerable flair) and equipped with intricate high-tech gadgets. If they made it realistic, I suspect most of the people complaining about the series' unbelievability would be crying over how hard and difficult it was. The satisfaction attained from playing Hitman is derived from the cat-and-mouse-hide and-seek-dagger-in-the-dark-plan-and-execute-time-it-right- aspect, not the realism. If the game was realistic, each mission would have a new player character as each attempt at some crime boss' life would result in the death of the assassin. Even if not, there would be a lot more bombs, drive-by's and stabbings and gunning people down in elevators. I agree that there could be more challenge to some aspects of enemy/NPC AI and a more aggressive alert system. However, Hitman does not aim for realism. It aims to entertain and give players a feeling of accomplishment and discovery by presenting them with cool locations and numerous ways to achieve the goals. It would get old real quick.
I find it difficult to feel immersed in "realism" with any games now as everything, however fancy, always looks like it's made of plastic and rubber. Shiny plastic worlds. What exactly is the problem with developers being unable to make good matte texture maps? Very matte and good grimy-looking textures used to be the norm when things were blocky. Why now are all developers, even with the most astronomical budgets and computing capabilities, incapable of making realistic textures apart from the shiniest glass and polished surfaces? Really bugs me now.
Get the car battery in the garage, place it in the bathroom, behind the tub, complete your first objective, go to the bathroom, wait for the guard to clear the second floor, drop the car battery by the sink, shoot the faucet, shoot the battery, go to the boat, turn around, shoot the red can of gas in the back of the truck, and exfiltrate.
apparently, gone are the days when "S I L E N T assassin" meant not killing anyone but the target with a shot/bullet limit of 1 per target. lame. this was a practical rampage compared to old hitman silent assassin rank
You mean just exactly like when you can totally get silent assassin in the old game like blood money and contract with bomb and shotgun as long as it an accident kill or no one found the body or no one witnessed your kill? Seem like you don't even know what the criteria for the silent assassin ranking in Hitman games.
@@TheElari in older games it was hard to sneak behind people or walk in a room when a person was present if they see you or get any suspicion you don't get silent assassin rating
I like how every carefully calculated move you made to get to the target culminates with you blasting her with a shotgun after she caught you draggin a security guard body.
My go to move is a punch in the face
holy shit my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
same thoughts 🤣
Alarm goes off
“Great work 47.” Diana
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pun intended *
Unreal Sarcasm in the game 😂
😂😂😂😂
She's being sarcastic😂
“Definitely heard a gunshot and heard my boss screaming for help but it was probably just the wind haha”
birb stupid ai
He deserved it
Are all these online missions?? Can we play in offline version??
Plus that bitch would’ve been painted across that room with her blood. like no blood here lol
I want someone to make a realistic assassin game. The problem with Hitman is how robotic everything is, and just reminds you that "Oh yeah this is a video game" lol.
"Silent Assassin" -- pulls out shotgun
Best comment!! 😂
How did he even get Silent Assassin, she saw him
Aaron H. A bit late, but if she is dead that means that she cant spread the info.
Nobody heard it if nobody lived to say they heard it. *reloads shotgun*
I wish there was a PURE stealth run, never spotted, no evidence like bodies spotted, not a single trace left behind
"We got a body in here"
Walks through the gas and dies instantly.
and the other next to him was curious about how he was dying so he went in with him
Wow i see a dead body in a thick green gas let me go investigate
@@maxtheleopard wkwkkkwkwkk
It’s chloroform not lethal but just very effective at knocking people unconscious
he did not die.
I'm halfway through the video thinking of how many many times he tried to do this perfectly, how many times he had to restart his mission to learn to be so precise with everything. So cool though.
xaxaxa e etsi eivai. Kalos o 47
1
Truth
maybe for him, but for others the how many times is first run thru.
@@mr.s1961: Me and Dartmoor....
"Hmm I heard a shotgun blast and my boss screaming, theres blood everywhere and trail the leads into that box over there thats ideally sized for hiding two bodies.....ah well"
Vandalle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The poor guy is under paid so he just decided to say fuck it I'd rather not die also 🤣🤣
Hmm utmost be a bird and his stuff out of him trailing in the dustbin and looks like blood
@@sangeetamishra9185 I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news...but that right there is not English.
@@Vandalle. I misspelled a bit and a bit mistakes might have happened 😁😁
If this is called stealth then I'm fu*kin invisible.
upload your mission
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hitman 1 is the best of all these games it was realistic with real consequences and situations that Made lot more sense
@@maruthinandan4343 the stuff you can do there is even worse
Hahahaha
1:20 Security Officer: "What are you doing?"
Agent 47: "just hanging out" 😎🤣😂🤣😂
Then smack the shit out of him 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
ShadowWolf642 you know what you did
“Guys, the thermal drill, go get it”
Ah, yes, the public stealth lobbies
‘Alright clowns, it seems that this hit is being intercepted by some professional assassin... working for... the ICA... rings a few bells...’
No. Not the thermal drill. The BLUEPRINT for the thermal drill.
"You guys have burnt a few labs in your time"
Lol
The assistant : "Agent 47 , so what weapon have you decided to kill target of upcoming stealth mission."
Agent 47 : " A cannon"
Sapienza: *Buongiorno*
THE FUCKING ASSISTANT? FUCK YOU YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK
Diana: huh
I can never seem to get enough of this game I always come back to it i cant wait for even more maps like this
It rlly is so fun
Now if criminals use this game to train themselves, we don't have any problems.
Don't worry - Most people don't act like NPC's.
Yes exactly 😏
Well all of the human in real life are NPCS, because you cant play as them
@@1zc5 Yes, but their intelligence is not artificial and made to create interesting gameplay.
Tobias Behnke faxxx this was over a long time ago he was caught when he was hanging off the wall
John Wick:Pencil
Agent 47: Newspaper (12:42)
12:42 he killed bodyguard with newspaper😂😂😂
НАНАНАНА
Must’ve been one hard newspaper
Faruq Oloko , it was the sports section.
It was Playboy with dildo inside
Falcon was just about to type this.
Bodyguard : you working 47 ?
47 : yeah, and you?
Bodyguard : yeah, Goodnight?
47 : I'M AFRAID SO!!!
John wick and cassian
47 : why dont you take the night off
@@caiooliveira8832
wrong movie dude.
he was talking about John wick 1 not john wick 2
@@n124ajdx wat
@@caiooliveira8832
dude are you ignorant or what ?
The conversation you mentioned was in the first movie
While the other guy mentioned a conversation from the 2nd movie
This is so much a Stealth Assassin playthrough,
As taking the game and it's mechanics over your knee and spanking the living heck out of it until you get what you want.
I would agree
if he wouldnt literally tick any box for a silent assassin playthrough
3:33 "our surveillance system has been shot!! alert the... ooo a coin"
💀💔
*silent assassin*
Proceeds to use shotguns, chemicals, bodies found, Loud CROWBARS and to top it off, set off a bank alarm
*"Silent"*
Professional: stealth and avoiding alarm
Me: goes in guns blazing 😂
dizzyo1991 ahahaha i was doing the same in hitman blood money xD
Lmao it'll take a couple tries at worst to escape the shootout but it's worth it
Really like to do that😁
( . )( . )
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00
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those are definitely not tities
'please,help me'
(Bang)
Ah feels good.
あなたは友達がいない敗者です:)
😂🤣😂🤣😂
I'm dead 💀😂😂
That shotgun kill so satisfying
She's sexually deprived of a shotgun
Lmao that guard & guards 4:23 walking straight into a green cloud of gas. Thats the pepega kind of shit that makes me love hitman so much. Anyway, fantastic run as always.
ikr hahaahhaa
i think the gas is invisible to them
Pretty sure the gas is invisible, but colored for gameplay purposes. Now, that being said, it is dumb when an NPC sees one of their partners walk into a room, collapses and opts to run inside. Great example is when you gas Nolan Cassidy's house.
its a game mechanic so the player knows when its active
Guards ear POV - hears lady screaming , gunshots
Guards eye pov - sees his friend missing and lady missing when there is no obvious exit , sees a cabinet doesn’t open it , sees box doesn’t open it .
.walks off.
Lol!!
“Silent assassin”
Packs a sawed off
the peripheral vision madlads right there in the security
Laughing my ass out going through this video. There is nothing "Silent" about this assassin! Gets the job done but funny as hell!
Convinced the NPCs in this game view the world around them through a toilet paper roll
At 7:40
Our world got : Mountain Dew
Agent 47's world got : Fountain View
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao 7:15 "Is that a gun? ...Ok, I'm gonna say hi"
47: Touches a laser and starts an alarm.
Diana: Good work, 47.
12:51 never will I ever smack my brother with newspaper again
Thank god I have this game and thanks for this motivational gameplay of not just to play the game but also to play exactly how the game was intended to be played as an Assassin 🙏🏽❤️
Mane He did that mission so fast if that was a walk through, I would of paused it like 30 times
12:42 Kills security guard with news paper and grandma with shotgun. Coz equality!
12:54
Target: Pls Help me!
Hitman: Hold my Shotgun!
3 stars goku uniform.
shotgun regalia
"Say hi to my lil' friend!"
Unbelievable! What power is hidden in a regular newspaper. Now I will be wary of people who read newspapers =)))
How you are supposed to play Hitman: AJ Nguyen Gaming
How you actually play Hitman: Bigmooney06
There is a guy on UA-cam called big dave gaming with like 200 subs or so, but he does all these missions on the hardest difficulty in stealth in like 2 minutes. He is the sickest Hitman stealth player i have ever seen
@@ghostwilliams4419 I just watched him , he is insane
@@Ladliju1 Glad you did, he is insane indeed.
@@ghostwilliams4419 Check this one out- Hitman season 2 Epic and unique kill compilation.
This is pure Hollywood stuff Lol
@@Ladliju1 I watched it very enjoyable vid lol. Great game!
One cool detail I just noticed is at around the 10:15 mark, the music syncs up perfectly with the ticking of the giant clock.
Kind of amazing this all still counts as Silent Assassin.
*Security Guard sees a man casually hanging off the wall
Security Guard: “Anyone there?”
LOL!
Hitman blood money will forever be my hitman. Feels like the AI was much more aware in it haha! That looked too easy for master.
I'm sorry but this can't be any further from the truth, Blood Money was honestly easy compared to this. No enforcers and coins were practically OP. SA and Contracts were much tougher.
But for the sake of the argument I challenge you to try Hokkaido on Master and try to get the One Last Time, Mr Soders challenge while keeping the little pistols green...
Man, I always wander around forever like a lost soul, entranced by the graphics and details....then go all brute force for 5 minutes and complete the mission.
One of the very best singel player game ever made I remember playing it long time ago on my old PS2 and PS3.
This is the new Hitman 2, not the old one
12:51 damn what is that newspaper made of...metal? xD
I'm still laughing about people getting knocked down when I throw blueberry muffins at them lol Super Blueberry Muffins
Paper
I bet there was a hand inside it or maybe mud or rod 😂
Hitman is a fantasy: it is a puzzle game, not an actual stealth/assassination simulator. It relies on agent film logic of creating distractions via small explosions and wearing often goofy/stock disguises while infiltrating exotic, intriguing or sinister locations. 47 is essentially a James Bond-like figure: classy, cool, smart, working in the shadows (although with a considerable flair) and equipped with intricate high-tech gadgets. If they made it realistic, I suspect most of the people complaining about the series' unbelievability would be crying over how hard and difficult it was. The satisfaction attained from playing Hitman is derived from the cat-and-mouse-hide and-seek-dagger-in-the-dark-plan-and-execute-time-it-right- aspect, not the realism. If the game was realistic, each mission would have a new player character as each attempt at some crime boss' life would result in the death of the assassin. Even if not, there would be a lot more bombs, drive-by's and stabbings and gunning people down in elevators. I agree that there could be more challenge to some aspects of enemy/NPC AI and a more aggressive alert system. However, Hitman does not aim for realism. It aims to entertain and give players a feeling of accomplishment and discovery by presenting them with cool locations and numerous ways to achieve the goals.
It would get old real quick.
Lmao this is still to this day the loudest "silent" assassin I've ever seen
47 has a lot of skills in this.
In blood money he can't even jump
Wow!! Nice graphics 👌 👍 yarr
Dude .... Your speed and timing is insane
These movies are cool. I’ve played other action killing games, so I might play these Hitman too sometime soon.
Well 47 just opened a bank vault with a crowbar, I have no faith in humanity!
It is only a game
@@whitezombie10 r/wooooosh
5:24 "Good work 47" Meanwhile 47 turning on the alarm
I’ve never played hitman but I love watching these kind of videos hahah you can tell the player puts in some hours
I love watching your videos and then Modest Pelican page play this game. It’s hilarious watching you and then him play.
13:10 What is he doing with that body?
13:15 oh no! oh no!!
Were all alone in here.... To bad they dont know your here to...
That’s impressive. I love videos like these.
1:29 WTF?! That guard didn't see you? So much for immersion and realism.
I find it difficult to feel immersed in "realism" with any games now as everything, however fancy, always looks like it's made of plastic and rubber. Shiny plastic worlds. What exactly is the problem with developers being unable to make good matte texture maps? Very matte and good grimy-looking textures used to be the norm when things were blocky. Why now are all developers, even with the most astronomical budgets and computing capabilities, incapable of making realistic textures apart from the shiniest glass and polished surfaces? Really bugs me now.
Hitman isnt about realism
@@DM-kv9kj ?
@@DM-kv9kj Gameplay > Graphics
Just make the ai smarter
Hitman gonna become a masterpice
4:39 Pls tell me I'm not the only 1 that LOLd at this shit lmfao.
Hiding inside a crate with a corpse? 47, you wrong.
Peripheral vision, hearing, and sense is apparently not a thing in this game
Because that would be a mindfuck to pull off the level even once. Realistic=/=good game design lol
@@CalebMMA1 yes, still limited ai
@@Nadie47 you are wrong. You can design a good level with decent ai
@@garry_wshld this game already has decent ai with amazing levels.
Love the soundtrack's references to Schubert's Ave Maria.
I don't have the patience for this shit.... I can't even make it through the video
Ikr!!
True 😂
lol, smae for me, but I forwarded a lot
🤣🤣🤣🤣 me and you are the same
It hurts me when I think how many times you had to play this level to know how to do it this good
Oh my god the stealth!
1:24
13:11
that sounds familiar to me xD
"Heyyy"
"Hey, Em, what's up"
"Steve Berman, what's going on, man? How you doin'?"
I wouldn’t even had made it to the bathroom let alone Master Difficulty lol! Great play through!
guard: we found dead bodies.
Also guard: *walks straightly into death*
I never even beat the first mission in the game.
Hit man the type of game where u gotta say to yourself if I was a killer how would I do this shit
@@ralphwiggum1982 you are right
Get the car battery in the garage, place it in the bathroom, behind the tub, complete your first objective, go to the bathroom, wait for the guard to clear the second floor, drop the car battery by the sink, shoot the faucet, shoot the battery, go to the boat, turn around, shoot the red can of gas in the back of the truck, and exfiltrate.
wish they could make splinter cell and hitman game together, like a co-op something
real hitman playing hitman
Guard: heard shotgun gunshot, boss is gone & puddle of blood on the floor
Also guard: nah, probably nothing, i'll go back to my post
You are best hitman player on the world
Its super convenient that in any environment there are those boxes you could fit a body in.^^
5:15 definitively a sound from Goldeneye main menu :)
Or.. how life can change in 15 minutes. Well done and thanks for sharing!
I subscribed. I love watching what i'm not allowed play
because you may not have a gaming pc like me!!
@@luciferyt9831 what the fuck are you talking about boy
Steven Graff i would flex like that if i had a new gaming pc
@@1zc5 yeah tbh I would too
1:15 47: hanging just above some stairs in view of a guard.
the guard: after walking past 47 "WHO'S THERE!?!?!"
When you failed a mission so many times and you already know what they gonna do on your last try.
Yo man really enjoy these videos. Heck i watch them as they are mini game episodes lol! Your skill level is dope!!
Doors should not close themselves in this game....I mean if we have to fix anything about this masterpiece.
Imagine being one of those guards, 'some bald dude in a suit just snuck past our high security and killed one of our leaders, boss'
This really is an S tier level, my SASO run was completely different. So many ways to beat the level.
Hanging in plain site. Guard: anyone there ??? Jeez 😆.
4:25 top tier "professional" security
Perfect you make these missions look easy. And the game makes these mission (in real life) easy.
apparently, gone are the days when "S I L E N T assassin" meant not killing anyone but the target with a shot/bullet limit of 1 per target. lame. this was a practical rampage compared to old hitman silent assassin rank
You mean just exactly like when you can totally get silent assassin in the old game like blood money and contract with bomb and shotgun as long as it an accident kill or no one found the body or no one witnessed your kill? Seem like you don't even know what the criteria for the silent assassin ranking in Hitman games.
He didn't kill anyone but the target, what are you talking about?
@@TheElari in older games it was hard to sneak behind people or walk in a room when a person was present if they see you or get any suspicion you don't get silent assassin rating
Kenyon stfu
All of your hitman gameplays are great man. I just hit the subscribe and hit the notification.
The story line was good on Hitman Absolution. But hitman2 is all about killing spree nothing fancy here.
Wow .. too good my friend
12:50 got me cracking up
1:30 He got his answer damn😂😂😂
If i do that mission i would be caught 1000 times 😂 😂
Lmao right
>"please help me!!!!"
>shotgun goes off
>massive pool of blood and smell of gunpowder in the air
Yeah it was probably nothing
12:54 this is the moment you know you fecked up
10:47 Lady : i can't wait to get rid of them
Hitman : I'm on my way
Thanks for paying for the camera system 3:33
A blind security guards could've done a better job
m8 your so good I only get silent assassin in small missions and escalation contracts
Its amazing, very good video!