My Whole Family...
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...thinks i'm gay
YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be a joke? ha ha?
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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Everytime i go to dinner
it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
i can talk, but theyre not able
When i look at them i find
there's a single question on their mind.
i wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy no because...
My whole family thinks im gay
i guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
that makes them think that i like...boys
The goddamn question just wont go away
cause i get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now im Elton John.
My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But im not gay and thats what i said,
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.
Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go outside, what do i see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
I think that God might think im gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
My whole family thinks im "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What am i suppose to say?
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks i'm queer,
That is all i ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
“Am I going crazy?
Would I even know?
Am I right back where I started fourteen years ago?”
NO STOP
Came here for this comment.
Have seen Inside 4 times.
I might have a problem...
🥺🥺🥺🥺
Pain
@@janecat8753 I HAVENT WATCHED IT BUT IM GOING TO SOON BECAUSE I DONT HAVE NETFLIX
well said joe...the humor in the song comes from the way my family REACTS to me possibly being gay, not gay people.
Poggers
Welcome to the internet
The way this has only 76 likes 🚩🚩🚩
Hello bo from the past… you will grow a beard don’t worry
Oh, bo
IM 11 YEARS LATE. WHAT
And I thought I was late damn son 11years to be honest it's been 12 years for me who am I to judge
i’m 12 years late
amelia Same
Guys I found him 12 years later too, I cant stop listening to his songs. Be sure to check out his performances!
I'm 12 years late TOT
imagine showing him inside. he’d probably say “interesting, now leave me alone”
Yeah. Probably.
@@yayayayayrv stolen
@@jer1emiah you can’t say that someone stole something when it is used widely across the internet
SEE YA!
@@jer1emiah stolen
SOMEONE ELSE HAS SAID STOLEN BEFORE
STOLEN
Who else decided to revisit this after finishing "Inside"?
That was beautiful and heartbreaking at the same time
Yep
here pfft
yup
Inside was pretty depressing...
Just to think he was a fetus when he wrote this...
Ah yes, Sanicguy. I remember when he was a fetus well.
Wolfie? What are you doing here?
Nick Scott Waiting for Kurt to wake up
im so high and this made me laugh so fucking hard hahahahahahhahaha
I knew I wasn't the only one watching FLoB baked!
3:44 I love how pissed he gets that he missed a note but he keeps going.
You can hear the "damn it"
I'm glad he did, this is the best version
@@Matthew-gn1lw Yes, the damn makes it way easier lol
I didn't even notice that, and you can hear him whisper in frustration too.
I always thought the "damnit" was from him realizing the song was counter productive lol.
15 years, exactly 15 years. im proud of you Bo. We all are.
I always laugh out loud when people say to a super successful famous rich person that they are "proud" of them. It's truly a little silly dont you think? 🤣😂
@@SirZachariahlll yeah, it is
16 now
@@SirZachariahlll still totally valid though. Just because something feels silly, doesn't mean it is silly to everyone :) I think it's adorable and some artists do actually look through their comments every now and then and these type of comments can make their day. Even if they never see it or don't care, it's still a sweet gesture
@@lykiaookami6070 This world is going to rip you apart and spit you out where you started. But bless your kind soul. We need more people like you.
*my whole goddamn family forgot i'm gay*
Why are you everywhere
ZE MUFFIN MANN_ i a m i n e s c a p a b l e
but, karkat, you don't have any family...you're a troll...
Maggie Grace Webb shIT THEY'RE ONTO ME
ITS OKAY CALM DOWN *shoooooooosh shoooooooosh pap pap pap*
I wanna know what happened at bible camp
A lot
We don't speak of Bible camp
Don’tcountbiblecamp
what happens in bible camp stays in bible camp
Does anyone else actually get the joke or you guys don’t know and just playing on the joke?
my whole family thinks im straight
the pale emperor mood
^^^
Meeeeee tooooo
the pale emperor ikr 😂
the pale emperor same little do they know
This made me laugh when I was 20, and it makes me laugh now at 33. "It's cos I'm lanky, not cos I'm gay."
Fuñńy
I waited 3 months to come back to this comment and say...
Same.
You were born in 1985?
@@B0ssguy wrong
B0ssguy yea he was born in 1973
I was 10 years old, Jesus....Time flys and my boy Robert is a multimillionaire,internationally acclaimed comedy genius.....Meanwhile I've just mastered cooking the right amount of pasta to feed myself
Do you know him in real life?
Nah I don't,just think it's crazy that I was 10 when this came out .
Bo's real name is Robert btw
HOLY SHIT! how? like seriously i always make to much pasta!
A lot of practice
looooooool
even my boyfriend thinks im gay...
Connie Smith
huehehehe
Connie Smith Haaaaaaaaaa!
Dude mine too wtf haha bo is awesome
Connie Smith I'd prolly be gay for Bo😂😍
"I think that God might think I'm gay.
What does he know anyway"
Hard line.
watching this after his new special just hurts-
Especially the part where he’s just watching THIS video. Idk why but it hit me.
@@stealth91196 i literally sobbed, it’s painful to watch him go from this happy teenage boy to a burnt out 30 year old
It felt like he was watching it thinking about if he regretted it
He's problematic!
@@ricekrispyboi852 he's not burnt out he made a brilliant special that is gonna change the industry for good
Bo is one of the best lyricist in the music industry in my opinion. He knows what works and how to write so well! Bo was clearly ahead of his time. Hopefully he can get a Netflix special or something!
His favorite color is the rain-bo
MR. SQUIGLE69 clever....
just watched "Make Happy" 3 times and I can't handle all these feels so I'm watching this to feel better about life.
same
same lol
aar1551patd5115fob I've seen it 10 times in 2 days! I feel ya
gay
me too m8
This was the beginning of his career, now hes a millionaire.
Dad is he?
Nathan Clements ofc, he’s a movie director too
Dad finally ive found you dad did you buy the milk yet?
@@hentaihut4043 Oh shit.
Hi dad! I'm also dad
Bo Burnham is that rare human who seems to add value to the world in almost anything they do. Of course I’ve been soaking up the ‘concept album’ that is ‘Inside’ and of course it blows me away. The man is just so talented, so skilled, so hard-working, funny, theatrical, with excellent comic timing and the sort of intellect that can craft witticisms that fit the meter and syncopation whilst also speaking deep truths about our world. What an amazing individual.
He looks like the type of guy to tell you a joke when you wake up in a house full of smoke
nononono, he IS
this comment section has developed its own meme holy fuck
Could you explain why everyone is saying "wow i can't believe bla bla"
I don't get it
the joke is that Bo in this video is very young, and so the joke is that people are hyperbolically declaring how young he was in the video
test text to think the video hadn't even been posted yet when it did
😂😂same, but I'm bisexual
To think he was a zygote when he wrote this...
This one. This one wins.
I was gonna say blastocyst but this one was better...
I find it amazing how he came all this way from videos like this and is now a successful and completely different and awesome comedian than any other. I also find it incredible that he was just as talented 9 years ago as he is now. Like, let us bow down to the greatness of people like Bo who are just so fucking talented. I am proud to have people this awesome in this world, showing themselves and their talents to the world. Just HELL YEAH!
Yup. And no one saw Eighth Grade coming a year ago either, did they?
"Even my Boyfriend thinks im gay"😭😭
Just to think the Earth's atmosphere was mainly composed of Sulfur Dioxide when he made this video.
my whole family thinks I'm straight lol
not the same
Mahou Momo SAME
SAAAAMMME
Mahou Momo MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS I'M GAY AND THEY ARE RIGHT
Same
A legend is not born but made through practice and strength. Like the strength to admit you kiss guys
"My whole family now suspects that watching SpongeBob had side effects" lol this aged extremely well.
DIAVOLO
I remember watching this a decade ago and keeping Bo to myself because I felt like I found a gold nugget on the internet.
Bo, now I'm *trying* to watch your new Netflix special but I think you are currently crashing the servers. I absolutely love your work, I'm glad you came back.
i wonder if this kid will make a Netflix special when he’s older
Aight it's like the third time I see you in comments are you the new Justin Y or what
17 years ago..
This kid looks like he can heal the world with comedy and make a literal difference metaphorically
HE LOOKS SO YOUNG IT THREW ME OFF
He was 16
+frank miller wait how old is he now???
+An Average Cs Player
25
"Is he gay or not though, like he's not answering my question. Is he gay or not." -Max 2021
Just to think when he was only 15, he was getting 4 million+ views on UA-cam.
***** he was 16 *facepalm*
and he wasnt that known back then in the break,com days but he was still a g
MadPanda582 oh yeah sorry, god i feel stupid, sheepish even
MrGreyWolfAlpha No he genuinely was sixteen. I checked it out and he was born in August 1990, so in Dec 2006 he was 16.
***** He was 16. There's no way he was 13 then.
To think he was only in his 2nd stage of evolution when he wrote this
Damn we should feel blessed that we got to see Bo's whole ass backstory on the internet. He gave us so much and it is destroying his mental health
“Am I right back where I started *15* years ago…”
He expressed himself through his music a lot sooner than he did with his lyrics. Then he evened the odds.
yeah i came here after watching inside
this was the song that introduced me to bo! i'm so glad it blew up and made him a comic. happy sweet 16.
"I started doing comedy when I was just a sheltered kid. I wrote offensive shit and I said it..."
2:08 madlad played it badly on purpose. He’s a bold genius
best part
Crazy!! Written and performed at age 12, now he's touring the world!!
*14 I think
Kyle Giffin this came out 8 years ago and bo burnham is 24 he was 16
ShirtsDude erm... 9 years
Luc Ptoo oh lol im stuped < get it ahh nevermind
OMG ur so dumb u spellt stupid wrong
and he'll never go outside again........
heyyyy fuck you
Sup both of ya
@@voldy3976 hi
imagine being a girl who knew Bo then and NOT having a huge crush on him? i can't imagine it.
Or a boy or something else
Obama ✓ 100%! I mentioned girls bc the song mentions how girls don’t like him. But dang he’s got universal appeal I thought haha
“Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?”
Wow, just realized he was only 16 here!
here after the new special. damn.
I just realised, “Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?”, he’s talking about being alone in his room making songs, and this was 14 years ago. He’s back in the same situation as he was 14 years ago.
now he is once again filming in his room for the world to see. he's right back where he started 14 years ago
Well… well… look who’s inside again…
I was 4 months old when this came out…
I'm just crying to his genius, remembering the time I fell into rabbithole of bo burnhamming through all his stuff, movie and specials, time flies
Well, well, look who's inside again
13 years ago this was uploaded...whoa. Just as awesome as it always was. We really look forward to what content your future holds for us, because I believe you will one day come back with more of your masterpieces. 😁 Happy 13th anniversary.
🙏🕯️🕯️BO IS ALIVE🕯️🕯️🙏
This was from seventeen years ago though
when bo was 16 he made this, when I’m 16 I’m crying to inside
same
Awww, he was just a fetus!
"Hi gang"
And so, a star was born
Happy.
*15 years*
Not much content like this anymore. Closest you get is Jack and Dean's 'Consent', but even then that's not half as clever as Bo's content from 8 years ago!!
In Brazil we have a band called "Os Seminovos", they are a group of 40 years old's.
But is a different kind of humor.
He was a sophomore when this was uploaded
Look at this fetus. So precious
So did amazing Phil like this?
FETUS BO.
It's wild that it's really been 16 years since I first seen this. . . Guess dad was always right about time flying.
i can't believe its been ten years
Kiah Myers I know
I'm not gonna lie I had a faze where I listened to this for eight month's every day after school this was the first song of bo burnham
's I listened to-- I was eight I didn't under stand most of the jokes now that I do, I love this even more. keep going bo.
It is descriptive that the maximum amount of resolution is 240p
2006 Bo: my whole family thinks I'm gay
2014 Bo: mMMm sATan yOu tAsTE sOooO gOoOood
They were right
The biggest plot twist is knowing that Bo Burnham and John Mulaney are actually straight
XD
lmao tea
dru stfu
Someone tell this kid he’s gonna be nominated for 6 emmys
And Win 3 of em!
@@t-rajedits4417 I was trying to find this comment to say that!! I’m so proud of him
Such horseshit that Hamilton- released in 2015 - and got awards and acclaims and recognition…
And Bo was. Robbed.
and win a wga award
@@Weird_but_neat no hamilton is literally amazing
he’s 16 in this.
He’s 16 In This
HES 16 IN THIS
(guys i made this comment when i was 15 stop liking it 😭😭)
Phoebe Buffay 15*
Yea he is
@@SuperMinecrafter200 16
RED-CLAN 16*
He's Gay in this
This kid looks like he could interest you in everything, all of the time.
Maybe even a little bit of everything all of the time.
because apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything! All of the time?
@@STARGAZINGRN a little bit of everything, all of the time!
Maybe it wasn't always like this
Bo has one of the best career progressions I’ve ever seen. He goes from a high schooler making UA-cam videos for fun to being a small stand up comedian to a bigger stand up comedian with a Netflix show to an actual fucking film director and writer.
@karmasdoor practice you can do it too if you try hard enough
@karmasdoor Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff. If they still don't get it then you run it one more time. Duah..
Yeah, practice can make you good at things like singing and playing an instrument. But being funny and creative enough to make your own songs and jokes is probably not as "easy".
Now an actor holy fuck I loved promising young woman
@@mikk. Seriously. This guy is a machine. Promising Woman is going to be timeless.
why can't I process the fact he was 16 in 2006 and turning 31 this year...
wow, he's spent pretty much half of his life doing this now
"Nooooo..."
I was born in 2006 lmao
Because u can't do basic maths
yeahhewasbornin1990
Lost it when he said "even my boy friend thinks I'm gay" XD
"...just kidding"
me too XD
same!
Kylesillygaming . B ? B n. BBB b. BB,, b.
mhm
imagine showing this version of bo “welcome to the internet” and seeing how proud 16 year old bo would be
He'd probably say "interesting, now leave me alone".
@@itscaffeine70 STOLEN STOLEN STOLEN
he wouldnt understand the song, the internet was much different in 2006. it wasnt about stealing as much of a humans attention as possible
@@benathon5444 no. It's a reference to inside. It's not stolen.
would he be proud though? welcome to the internet highlights how scary and predatory the internet can be especially for kids and bo has made it clear that he doesn’t like how young he was creating content on the internet
this is a long time ago. as of 2019, youtube is 13, this is 12 years old, therefore bo is an og youtuber
Its now 13 years old! ^^
(Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/New Year/Have a good day/Happy Birthday/Happy Kwanza?)
Dead Inside 24/7 I think you mean happy birthday
@@chansama3900 I think you forgot Kwanzaa
@@chansama3900 Just say holidays...
In 2020 UA-cam’s 15 years old.
Hey, this kid's pretty funny! I wonder what he'll write in 14 years.
Some depressing stuff lol
"well well look whos inside again"
Idk probably something about being inside for a year and a half
@@sl8rsl8r “went out to look for a reason to hide again”
Some fucking emotional, existential shit that also happens to be brilliant and funny af.
"If I'm gay then god strike me dead" starts coughing and dying ahahahaha
Katie Skene 😬 he got the virus
F
That’s weird
F
That's weird
“Trying to be funny while stuck in a room, there isn’t much to say about it”
when you're a kid and you're stuck in your room, you'll do any old shit to get out of it
@kyle zizza making little sounds.....
WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO'S INSIDE AGAIN
WELL WEELLL, buddy you fouund it
@@lebondi2752 now come out with your hands up we've got u surrounded
@@lebondi2752 since you missed the verse “Came out to look for a reason to hide again”
wow a whole decade on the tube
Chris Melberger I feel like crying
Chris Melberger before ads
Chris Melberger wth, my friend sends me this and somehos your here, YOU ARE EVERYWHERE CHRIS AND I'm hungry for a burger, im coming to the burger shack.
Lexi Delaughter wtf
Jay Arya he streams on twitch and that's what be calls his channel
I forgot that people(particularly Christian conservatives) thought that spongebob might make you gay because of an episode where spongebob and Patrick role play as parents to something
they what now??
@@maishothat6112 yea there was an episode where they had this pet or smthn and the Split up their work and the Episode showed how ridiculous gender stereotypes were because Spongebob who played the "woman" had to clean, Cook and raise their "child" by himself whilst Patrick, the "man" only worked a little bit and never spent time with the pet
@@maishothat6112 Dipers dipers! DiPeRs!!!!!
It would be pretty cool if Bo re-recorded this song and posted it on the 10 year anniversary of its upload (Dec. 21, 2016)
hope never dies
mcrx...
Taylor Fireflame OOOO DAMN
i will continue to believe
The world needs this
Netflix should give this guy a special
I’ll see if I can make that happen…
…promise to get back to you on that.
@@paultheaudaciousbradford6772 fingers crossed
He should probably film, act, & direct the entire special.
They should give him 3
@@Nyazhi Good idea, he seems talented!
It's so crazy it's been 14 years and now he's won 3 emmys and nominated for 6. He's so so talented and it's amazing watching him grow even though I'm younger than him..
Why's that your username
@@fakenayhn bc i chose it
i understand where you are coming from, but those techniques were not invented by stephen lynch. Misleading an audience by "false rhymes" have been used ever since musical comedy has been around; as have stopping the music for punchlines.
i appreciate your criticism though. thank you
Woah
Woah
Woah
WOAHHH
WOOOOOAAAAHHHHH
Happy 11 Year Anniversary on UA-cam Bo! Amazing to see how far you’ve come. Can’t wait to see your next project you have in store. :)
Why did I know I would find you here lol
dgbeck fr ha
its called Eight Grade and its a fantastic film that has been getting high praise so far. Burnham has no limit to his talents.
Get your math right its 12 year
neat I commented that on the 11 year anniversary of its upload. It hasn’t been 12 years yet
To think he was only a seven dollar chicken burrito bowl from chipotle when he wrote this.
PlanetXscape Well that's a new one on me. The only part I understood was "chicken" you youngsters and your sayings.... :D
+Dermacrosis its a joke from what.
+Dermacrosis you need to go to school if you don't know the words seven, bowl and dollar
lmao
“Am I going crazy? Would I even know!? Am I right back where I started 14 years agooooo?”
All I ever wanted was a little bit of everything, all of the time, a little bit of everything, all of the time
That part hurts me. I relate to it so much.
All of these comments about his age and how he looks are so rude. Just the poor fetus sing.
jacksfilms stales quickly
+Ariella B fetus fetus feed us a fetus
oh my god
Ariella B ehhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Wakehimupwakehimupinsidecan'twakeupwakehimupinsideSAVEHIM
9 years ago? Holy fuck..
That's what I'm thinking.
10 years this December.... wow.
***** 13 years 3 months and 22 days on January in 3 years 6 months and 16 days... WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Feel old yet?
+TheOnlyLander i fel
Just to think, he was only 5 when he made this.
He wasn't 5?
spiritshard aj You're right he was 4. His birthday was a few days after this video was made
ChrisKramerified uh, wtf, I don't think he would be able to think these.
spiritshard aj You're really not catching on?
spiritshard aj ...
15 years ago today Bo Burnham started his comedy career!
I came here from your post
That's crazy to think about
Hi
hahaha thank you! i'm a patriots fan.
Yo waddup bo
I wonder who he was responding to when he said this lol. Back before they had a reply system lol
@@jakobsin8414 idk but new Netflix special was fye
sup
sup@@lily.sicsss
hey look ma i made it, are you happy?
i almost cried at that, twas so beautiful
+oh boy omg ikr?! ;^;
I will miss my mom when she is dead😭
+Musket Boi :/
no, if you watch Make Happy on Netflix, you'll see that he says "hey look ma I made it, are you happy?"
I really wish youtube put a plugin where you get to see the oldest comment, that man is fucking lucky
Watch it be Bo Burnham just talking to himself
OH MY GOD. I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
ethan romero AYEEEE LOL
Catalina Rodriguez It was just his favorite one. Not the first one.
that was his first heckler comment