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  • Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Halloween Ends!
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    After decades, the Halloween saga is coming to an end. Again. In a different way, and like in a different timeline? Don’t worry about it too much- the point is, Michael Myers is BACK. Kind of. Actually he’s not really in this movie, but he’s definitely on the posters and in the trailers. So that’s pretty cool!
    Halloween Ends definitely raises some questions. Like why, in this movie marketed as the epic final showdown between Michael Myers and Laurie Strode, are we spending 90% of our time with a new dude named Corey? Why did Michael go from being an unstoppable force of evil in the last movie to being a weak old man living in the sewer? Why is Laurie living so calmly and casually now that Michael Myers has killed her daughter and is roaming free somewhere?
    To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to the Halloween Ends!
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  • @mitko930119
    @mitko930119 Рік тому +6195

    Changing the whole personality of the main character for the convenience of the plot is TIGHT!

    • @ashtonwise
      @ashtonwise Рік тому +78

      It sure is, sir!

    • @Primality5
      @Primality5 Рік тому +96

      What plot?

    • @lanceareadbhar
      @lanceareadbhar Рік тому +35

      I assume it's implied she tried to change after feeling responsible for what happened.

    • @heatherramirez6141
      @heatherramirez6141 Рік тому +30

      I thought it would be harder, but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @EnsaneGames
      @EnsaneGames Рік тому +24

      There's a plot?

  • @volpedo2000
    @volpedo2000 Рік тому +4992

    “Is it supernatural?” “Who knows…” “You?…” “Nope” best Pitch Meeting joke in a while. 😂

    • @WTFG78
      @WTFG78 Рік тому +73

      "Nope!"

    • @diegopansini3152
      @diegopansini3152 Рік тому +147

      Reminds me of the Wonder Woman ‘84 pitch where he says:
      “Who’s to say?”
      “You are!”
      “Yeeah”

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Рік тому +50

      I really hope this becomes a new catch phrase.

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому +20

      You forgot the quick "No." reaction, and then goes on.

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear Рік тому +1

      I have been waiting so long for this :
      ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html

  • @jaxstuff898
    @jaxstuff898 Рік тому +467

    "Yeah, Michael Myers is back, maybe"
    "Yes, and also Cory, mostly Cory"
    "I don't know who that is"
    cracks me up every time

  • @jrchannel7405
    @jrchannel7405 Рік тому +401

    "and also Corey... Mostly Corey...." I love the delivery of that line

    • @eddiequinones3396
      @eddiequinones3396 Рік тому +5

      My friend and I use “and also COR-EY… mostly Corey” in regular conversation 3:26

    • @irradiatedice98
      @irradiatedice98 Рік тому +7

      I guess you can say...Corey's in the house...

  • @evildoughboy7773
    @evildoughboy7773 Рік тому +4396

    Sidelining the horror icon after propping him up for a final battle, only to pull a half-assed bait and switch, and then only to abandon it after dedicating 3/4 of the movie to it, is TIGHT!!!

    • @juniormint5065
      @juniormint5065 Рік тому

      Don’t you know that this is a stand in for how white men are internally murderers and psychopaths

    • @keitrickmiller
      @keitrickmiller Рік тому +17

      😂

    • @TheOblomoff
      @TheOblomoff Рік тому +39

      Tighter than it has ever been!

    • @evildoughboy7773
      @evildoughboy7773 Рік тому +26

      @@recitationtohear keep waiting. It'll make whatever you're seeking that much better.

    • @kellymoses8566
      @kellymoses8566 Рік тому +16

      Who writes this garbage?

  • @danielyatesmusic
    @danielyatesmusic Рік тому +2827

    “These tiny musicians will not leave this guy alone”. Words can’t express how much I love this line 😂

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Рік тому +6

      lol same.

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong Рік тому +10

      I hope his does an episode about Gulliver's Travels. He can reuse that line.

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Рік тому +1

      @@eugenetswong yo what?

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong Рік тому +4

      @@projekttaku1 That story had lots of little guys capturing a giant. It reminds me of tiny musicians not leaving this guy alone.

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Рік тому

      @@eugenetswong yeah, but why would he make a pitch meeting about it?

  • @anthonyvillanueva5226
    @anthonyvillanueva5226 Рік тому +1344

    Best part was when Laurie held up two knives and said "I am all the Halloweens" then redirected Michael's force lightning right back at him

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Рік тому +96

      It’s Ending time!

    • @jesseramirez9062
      @jesseramirez9062 Рік тому +14

      that didn't happen

    • @nelsonhill4625
      @nelsonhill4625 Рік тому +130

      @@jesseramirez9062 It sure happened in my mind when it was wandering off during the movie.

    • @boblarson7694
      @boblarson7694 Рік тому +115

      Somehow, Michael Myers has returned.

    • @m3rl707
      @m3rl707 Рік тому +83

      No the best part was when Michael grumbled "I am the Halloween", and then Laurie says "This is where Halloween ends" and halloweens all over him

  • @ramblinentertainment1922
    @ramblinentertainment1922 Рік тому +85

    Allison being called Laurie’s daughter twice in this video shows how little their relationship matters to this movie lmao

  • @tekuaniaakab2050
    @tekuaniaakab2050 Рік тому +690

    “Michael Myers is BACK...maybe” is super underrated, barely acknowledged

    • @AtlasJotun
      @AtlasJotun Рік тому +15

      Nobody's got time to go through every hilarious thing those two separate and distinctly different individuals said. That would be super time-consuming, largely an inconvenience.

    • @jonathanhill6064
      @jonathanhill6064 Рік тому

      nope

  • @ChanningKing
    @ChanningKing Рік тому +758

    The line from the Halloween Kills pitch STILL sticks with me:
    “So who’s the protagonist?” “Pass.”

  • @xdiabloxiv6270
    @xdiabloxiv6270 Рік тому +517

    When I saw Corey take Michael’s mask i was thinking “that was easy, barley an inconvenients” and I’m happy you said it

    • @selfiekroos1777
      @selfiekroos1777 Рік тому +33

      That was one of the most ridiculous scenes in cinematic history.

    • @TR-sg9jc
      @TR-sg9jc Рік тому +5

      ​@@selfiekroos1777 well there is the rings of power but besides that yes

    • @chase7767
      @chase7767 Рік тому +10

      "barley" LOL

    • @randybaumery5090
      @randybaumery5090 Рік тому +9

      Barely an inconvenience

    • @webberinternetpolice6431
      @webberinternetpolice6431 Рік тому +7

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS WHERE "BARELY" FROM THE SHE-HULK ONE COMES FROM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @jamiemellito2258
    @jamiemellito2258 Рік тому +65

    "He's the guy this is SUPPOSED to be about!"
    Yes. Yes he was.

  • @carrymycross6523
    @carrymycross6523 Рік тому +675

    I watched this on release night, and after about 30 minutes into the movie the only 2 things that comforted me: 1. I knew the movie would eventually end, and 2. I knew there would be a pitch meeting for it.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 Рік тому +40

      "Well at least Halloween Ends ends."

    • @mellowfellow14
      @mellowfellow14 Рік тому

      You only have yourself to blame for funding this crap

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Рік тому +2

      @@dakat5131 👀
      I see what you did there!! 😏 😆 🤣 😂

    • @Diva_Dearest
      @Diva_Dearest Рік тому +2

      Hilarious. I laughed out loud reading this comment 😂😂

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong Рік тому +2

      You should have left and got a refund. Many theatres understand.

  • @3Jmc94
    @3Jmc94 Рік тому +1473

    The facial expression after "the memory of him will fade" was amazing! From 'that's a pretty cool line' to 'that makes zero sense' was there for all to see 🤣

    • @Scientist19exe
      @Scientist19exe Рік тому +18

      @Not gonna lie No thanks

    • @OffroadGeekDxb
      @OffroadGeekDxb Рік тому +29

      Written in a book… to last forever 😁

    • @supamarx5782
      @supamarx5782 Рік тому +4

      I guess they were stealing from what Sansa says to Ramsey in GoT

    • @georgewhite1972
      @georgewhite1972 Рік тому

      @Not gonna lie You're a massive bellend!

  • @nataliawashington872
    @nataliawashington872 Рік тому +216

    The thing is if they wanted to add Corey in as a character then they could’ve added him in in 2018, then slowly made him a character that would eventually set up an entirely new slasher franchise with Allyson being the one to fight him

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 Рік тому +21

      Or they could've just scrapped that piece of shit "Kills" and made that a Corey introduction and "Ends" the sequel.

    • @asellandrofacchio7263
      @asellandrofacchio7263 Рік тому +1

      That sounds like an even worse idea than the one they got done

    • @Deep_Sky_Bri
      @Deep_Sky_Bri Рік тому +3

      I agree. I thought about it & it would have been more “organic” if Oscar from 2018 was actually Corey. Same situation occurs of the awkward drunk kiss attempt & Myers stalking the character in the yard. However- before he is killed, the property owner (I’m thinking a big buff guy) attacks Myers / gives the kid time to escape from the gate…then runs past Allyson & curses her out / vanishes.Prooerty Owner is the dead person on the gate. .. Corey is set “up” for Kills /Ends

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 Рік тому +3

      @@Deep_Sky_Bri Not a bad setup. Too bad none of the Halloween movies are well thought out.

    • @jarredah
      @jarredah Рік тому +3

      @@rcole718 But……Kills was 100x better than Ends. And at least it had Michael Myers in it and not some lame ass adult who gets beat up by high school kids for a quarter of the movie….and a romance story for the rest 😂

  • @mikeanstett1708
    @mikeanstett1708 Рік тому +77

    Some of the best Pitch Meetings are when Ryan doesnt really have to write a script cause the movie is just THAT EASY to make fun of!

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +1105

    I can only imagine that some guy named Corey broke into the movie script writers' conference room at night and printed out his self-insert _Halloween_ fanfiction, but then forgot the pages in the printer when he went to get a soda, and those pages got mixed up with the actual shooting script.

  • @shadyseeker9080
    @shadyseeker9080 Рік тому +1073

    “Who knows…”
    “You?”
    “Nope”
    Honestly I feel this line applies to multiple movies these days😂

    • @christophergboothe7760
      @christophergboothe7760 Рік тому +11

      I loved that line yes it was perfect. Just put stuff in there it seems and see if it sticks

    • @samcochran8203
      @samcochran8203 Рік тому +4

      This seems to apply to everything but a few outta the blue golden goose movies that appear every so often

    • @jimjones5530
      @jimjones5530 Рік тому +9

      I tried to screenshot Ryan when he points and says "you". That's meme gold right there!

    • @shadyseeker9080
      @shadyseeker9080 Рік тому +3

      @@christophergboothe7760 yeah with zero thought behind it, that’s how I felt in Thor Love and Thunder when he just gave all those kids the Odin Force 😂 I was like why didn’t he do this before?!! Then they gave the stupidest “answer” after the fact
      And with these movies that are supposed to be these “shared Universe” they need to think of shit properly or just not do it

    • @shadyseeker9080
      @shadyseeker9080 Рік тому

      @@jimjones5530 could probably stitch that clip into a whole bunch of older Pitch meetings 😂

  • @Nabo42
    @Nabo42 Рік тому +20

    "These tiny musicians will not leave this guy alone" has to be one of my all time favorite Pitch Meeting lines.

  • @mysteryjunkie9808
    @mysteryjunkie9808 Рік тому +271

    The director literally said “I never intended this to be a Laurie Strode and Michael Myers movie” literally says the director who put Laurie and Myers on the movie poster

    • @Sharlez123
      @Sharlez123 Рік тому +12

      Or maybe the Producers had the final say about that. And likely about the fact that the trailers hint an entirely different movie than it really is.
      It probably would also have had a very different ending if the director had gotten what he wanted. For me at least it was the best Halloween movie since the original.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 Рік тому +15

      Marketing sounds like something the producers/studio would oversee more than the director.

    • @bibblehouse
      @bibblehouse Рік тому +16

      You know the director doesn't control literally every aspect of a movie right?

    • @SolemnVisitor
      @SolemnVisitor Рік тому

      @@Sharlez123 you're smoking crack

    • @Sharlez123
      @Sharlez123 Рік тому +8

      @Khameleon I didn't want the movie that was teased in the trailers and marketing. I wanted something new. And I got that, I felt that it was incredibly well put together. I also didn't mind it at all that Michael was old and weak.

  • @adampryor4662
    @adampryor4662 Рік тому +1764

    This was 100% the conversation the filmmakers had in the writers room.

    • @cable7152
      @cable7152 Рік тому +24

      Verbatim

    • @gerald_the_science_guy
      @gerald_the_science_guy Рік тому +6

      ikr

    • @basedsoothsayer
      @basedsoothsayer Рік тому +14

      It wasn't just that the movie was bad, it was weird and bizarre.

    • @rixx46
      @rixx46 Рік тому +3

      WHOOPSY!

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Рік тому +9

      I swear writer rooms all have a giant hookah filled with weed that is 34% Tetra-hydra-stupid

  • @Death_by_Tech
    @Death_by_Tech Рік тому +879

    The line about the finale being a fight between an old man and a grandma killed me

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Рік тому

      Yeah not sure how mike was such a bitch when he clearly could regenerate from gunshot wounds and most other instantly lethal hits in the last movie.

    • @yippykiay13
      @yippykiay13 Рік тому +7

      Best kill in the movie.

    • @bill392
      @bill392 Рік тому +6

      I'm sure I saw that on Family Guy when there was the epic battle between Herbert and the Notzee.

    • @Kiddynamite3341
      @Kiddynamite3341 Рік тому

      Violent grandma's are tight.

    • @lukegrim3858
      @lukegrim3858 Рік тому +40

      My immediate thought after watching the movie was "Michael Myers really just got physically bullied by a nerd and a senior citizen in his 2 minutes of screen time?"

  • @sleepysera
    @sleepysera Рік тому +64

    "Are they gonna kiss?"
    Nothing will ever bring me more joy than applying the same low-effort concept that is most movie romances and applying it to people we definitely aren't supposed to ship 🤣

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 Рік тому +188

    “So Laurie sets up Corey with her daughter”
    “You mean her granddaughter?”
    “Who cares!”

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 Рік тому +1884

    Not setting up Corey as the next Halloween knife killer to milk more money out of the franchise is TIGHT!

    • @vahidebrahimi9750
      @vahidebrahimi9750 Рік тому +75

      Don't give them any ideas, man!!!!
      Keep your voice down.

    • @lola-to9om
      @lola-to9om Рік тому +97

      he's going to be alive in the next movie that's how its works isn't it?

    • @JP-pp2tn
      @JP-pp2tn Рік тому +95

      they said it's the final halloween movie but they've said that before so i expect there to be 20 more in the future basically until the human race dies

    • @philosophicaljay3449
      @philosophicaljay3449 Рік тому +20

      I mean, he survived a knife in his neck, maybe he also survived his neck being snapped.

    • @Giveitathought
      @Giveitathought Рік тому +63

      He impregnated the grand daughter… expect a “rebirth”

  • @zarfa-de1266
    @zarfa-de1266 Рік тому +65

    Pitch meetings is how I normally learn about movies that I don’t wanna pay for

    • @fortyfour1654
      @fortyfour1654 9 місяців тому +1

      That's barely an inconvenience for you!

  • @deadschooled
    @deadschooled Рік тому +24

    The way he says “And the grandmother wins!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thingymabob1000
    @Thingymabob1000 Рік тому +530

    "Hey he's the guy this is supposed to be about!" Absolute gold.

  • @soulwarfare42
    @soulwarfare42 Рік тому +398

    I like how even Ryan thinks Allyson is Laurie's daughter even though she is actually her granddaughter. But honestly who cares because the director doesn't. The director only loves Cory in the house

    • @Sp00pyEevee
      @Sp00pyEevee Рік тому +16

      And he really didn't last that long in the house either 🤣

    • @yodorr6249
      @yodorr6249 Рік тому +16

      Nobody ever cared about Laurie either, the movies were about the villain but they deluded themselves in making the granny the star randomly and it ended in bad shlok

    • @_the_rizzler
      @_the_rizzler Рік тому +19

      @@yodorr6249 No way did you just say she became the star randomly 💀. The first two movies are about Michael AND Laurie. The 4th and 5th one is about Michael trying to get Laurie's daughter. The 6th is about Laurie's cousin protecting her granddaughter from Michael. The 7th is about Laurie confronting Michael. Resurrection was the black sheep. The remakes (as horrible as that 2nd one was) was about Michael and Laurie. Say what you will about this latest trilogy, but Laurie being the main protagonist makes total sense

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 Рік тому +31

    I’m confused. Didn’t Halloween Kills end with Lori declaring she was going to take on Michael Myers and kill him once and for all? What happened in between that movie and this one?

    • @derbateman
      @derbateman Рік тому +12

      Even the writers don't know

    • @octm1
      @octm1 Рік тому +6

      i was so confused with this movie

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday Рік тому +5

      That was an alternate ending, but it's still stupid that she completely dropped her vendetta.

  • @richardtheconquerer
    @richardtheconquerer Рік тому +86

    This is hardly the biggest problem in the movie, but it bugged me in the opening scene when he kicks the door open that the door hitting the kid somehow sends him *over a bannister* that is quite possibly taller than he is
    Or at the very least, taller than his center of gravity.
    I know it's just a movie so it doesn't have to be perfectly realistic but they could have had the kid die in any old way for the purpose of the plot and they chose to have it happen in an impossible way.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Рік тому +2

      Probably was meant to (faux) foreshadow Cory has superhuman strength so everyone thinks he’s gonna be the new Shape.

    • @richardtheconquerer
      @richardtheconquerer Рік тому +13

      @@magicmulder superhuman strength from Corey wouldn't make the kid defy the laws of physics though

    • @marc68521
      @marc68521 Рік тому +12

      @@richardtheconquerer probably would have been better if they setup the story where maybe the bannister is old and weak so when it hit the kid broke through it if they really really wanted the kid to fall from that position

    • @richardtheconquerer
      @richardtheconquerer Рік тому +11

      @@marc68521 yes! It's a very simple fix yet they went with "he can fly I guess"

    • @TaintedNimbus
      @TaintedNimbus Рік тому +5

      @@marc68521 I mentioned this to my friend when watching the movie.
      Heck ,they could've had him kill the kid against the banister and just not have him fall.

  • @tickkid
    @tickkid Рік тому +672

    I really like the possibility of develping the "Who knows?" "You?" into a regular thing. Cracked me up so much I went back.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall Рік тому +8

      Yeah, that was really unexpected and funny. :D

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear Рік тому

      Ok

    • @loveboat
      @loveboat Рік тому +1

      Why do you need every funny thing to be repeated over and over again?

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar Рік тому +17

      @@loveboat
      Repeating every fun thing over and over is tight!

    • @BlackGoldSaya
      @BlackGoldSaya Рік тому +3

      They kinda do that. Producer Guy "Why would blah blah?" Writer guy "I don't know!"

  • @nathanmccrea279
    @nathanmccrea279 Рік тому +635

    Watching these before the movie is always a trip because with some of them you just sit there going “That can’t actually be what happened in this movie and Ryan must be making this up”

    • @calliph
      @calliph Рік тому +71

      It's saved me so much time avoiding absolute junk that I mighta been on the fence about watching.

    • @TeraByteify
      @TeraByteify Рік тому +54

      Do not waste your time on this movie. It was legit made to troll Myers fans.

    • @timbradshaw5481
      @timbradshaw5481 Рік тому +13

      It's probably better to watch the movie first followed by the pitch meeting, because then both will be fresh (the movie itself followed by having all its flaws pointed out to you)

    • @v4vndta911
      @v4vndta911 Рік тому +5

      I KNOW RIGHT??? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 Рік тому +9

      I am one of the few people who enjoyed this film, but I can’t say that this Pitch Meeting was wrong

  • @Undocumented_almond
    @Undocumented_almond 5 місяців тому +5

    In a delete scene Lori asks Cory how he got the mask and he said "actually it was pretty easy, barely an inconvenience".

  • @sweetdeal68
    @sweetdeal68 Рік тому +6

    The best part of the movie is when Laurie surprised Michael and Michael shouted, "Laurie, it's you! You're the Halloween Ends!!!"

  • @BrockLee3
    @BrockLee3 Рік тому +1347

    "The memory of him will fade...........wait, she wrote that in a book."
    That's freaking HILARIOUS! I guess she didn't think that one through all the way. LMAO!!!

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 Рік тому +2

      Right?? It's so stupid, it hurts. Her stupid book would be the one thing keeping Michael's legend alive forever.

    • @toptenguy1
      @toptenguy1 Рік тому +53

      Whoops!
      -Whoopsie!!

    • @MrAdamloring1985
      @MrAdamloring1985 Рік тому +35

      It’s like her book is a metaphor for the movie script.

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 Рік тому +22

      Makes sense though. It's not like people read books any more.

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Рік тому +18

      @@dairoleon2682 Speak for yourself.

  • @MTown587
    @MTown587 Рік тому +722

    I knew Corey stealing Michael’s mask was gonna be the “super easy, barely an inconvenience” moment lol

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews Рік тому +28

      Wow wow wow............................................wow.

    • @cstll84
      @cstll84 Рік тому +46

      I whispered this to my sister in the movie and she burst out laughing. Which was completely okay because everyone was still laughing at how Michael Myers was beaten by a sad boy

    • @sanewave
      @sanewave Рік тому +4

      he didn't really steal it though, it was the passing of the torch moment.

    • @santeri5921
      @santeri5921 Рік тому +24

      @@sanewave but he literally had to fight it off from him. It can still be a passing of the torch moment but he definitely stole it

    • @sanewave
      @sanewave Рік тому +4

      @@santeri5921 have you ever seen MM lose in a fight? xD he was tweeking his nipples!

  • @maryt.3273
    @maryt.3273 Рік тому +4

    "Michael grabs Cory, and he doesn't actually kill him, but they do lock eyes."
    "Are they gonna kiss?"
    I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.

  • @theovernightresults9647
    @theovernightresults9647 7 місяців тому +4

    This video literally points out every single problem I have with the movie. Thank you so much for making this

  • @RyanFloom
    @RyanFloom Рік тому +2298

    I also thought it was so weird how Laurie spent every waking moment preparing for him to return while he was literally locked up for 40 YEARS, but now that he’s on the loose and went on his most violent massive killing spree she’s just chillin 😂😂 I was like uh what

    • @Untrus
      @Untrus Рік тому +141

      Exactly these writers have lost it

    • @jonmcdaniel8492
      @jonmcdaniel8492 Рік тому +82

      As Ross Geller would observe, she was on a break.

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD Рік тому +131

      The premise of stocking up for 40 years to prepare for Michael makes more sense to the viewer who are aware of all of the other Halloween films and know that Michael is an unstoppable killing machine. The problem is in this new continuity, none of the other sequels exists, so Michael is just one unusually durable guy who killed 3 people 40 years ago and hadn’t harmed a single soul since. This makes Laurie’s paranoia less believable to begin with.

    • @davidbjacobs3598
      @davidbjacobs3598 Рік тому +22

      @@windowsVD I think he killed five confirmed people. There was a driver in there, and in Kills we have the other cop. I guess you could argue the other cop was killed by Hawkins (so what was the point of bringing Hawkins back after his death in 2018?) or by himself in the "official" story that covered up Hawkins' completely understandable screw-up which no one would've blamed on him anyway. But honestly, that's splitting hairs -- that cop died because Michael was in the room.
      So if we count that guy, Michael had 5 confirmed kills in 1978 (could've been more on the road) and one in 1963.
      Your point remains, of course.

    • @Untrus
      @Untrus Рік тому +42

      @@windowsVD yes i know so wouldnt it have made more sense to have 2022 laurie in 2018 and the 2018 laurie in 2022

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 Рік тому +774

    "This old weak sewer guy who was just beat up by a guy who was bullied by band geeks
    VS
    A grandmother" 😂My stomach.

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 Рік тому +8

      I mean, it would work. As a satire.

    • @h2ojr1
      @h2ojr1 Рік тому +9

      Aggressive Grandmothers are TIGHT!

    • @itsgonnabeokay9341
      @itsgonnabeokay9341 Рік тому +2

      @@recitationtohear fu

    • @msarkis
      @msarkis Рік тому +1

      Not the same halloween

    • @Ash-nh6li
      @Ash-nh6li Рік тому +1

      There was a black grandmother that beat home a home invader not too long ago so who knows

  • @williemcclain2692
    @williemcclain2692 Рік тому +4

    I'm really glad you do these pitch meetings cuz sometimes I don't watch the movies until I see your pitch meetings and it's laughably funny how spot on you be sometimes

  • @walkinglootchest1251
    @walkinglootchest1251 Рік тому +37

    The best part was when Laurie and Michael came face to face and Laurie said, "It's Lauren time!"

  • @KitsuneFyora
    @KitsuneFyora Рік тому +392

    "the memory of him will fade"
    'ohh ok. Cool...............wait, she wrote that in a _book_ '
    Best part lmao

    • @Masterkingkill
      @Masterkingkill Рік тому +3

      Does it have a deeper meaning other than the obvious one because I have never seen or read anything of this whole franchise and I have this feeling that it's a nod to something

    • @hotedits1991
      @hotedits1991 Рік тому +17

      @@Masterkingkill the memory will fade but she wrote it in her books. as in everyone who will ever read her book will remember Myers

    • @Masterkingkill
      @Masterkingkill Рік тому +1

      Yeah that's the obvious one I just thought it had a deeper meaning anyways thx for clarifying

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora Рік тому +4

      @@Masterkingkill The only other thing I can think of that would have a deeper meaning is the movie itself. Apparently, this is supposed to be the last Halloween movie for Michael Myers (hence named "Halloween Ends").
      Could be a nod to this also being the last movie. Eventually Michael will be forgotten from our lives because they aren't making any more movies for him.
      BUT THATS JUST A THEORY. A MOVIE TH-im done

    • @Masterkingkill
      @Masterkingkill Рік тому +3

      @@KitsuneFyora a FILM theory

  • @balthazarasquith
    @balthazarasquith Рік тому +469

    The bit about the book and fading memory. I am actually in tears. One of the best lines yet

    • @manthe3711
      @manthe3711 Рік тому +10

      I agree.

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 Рік тому +33

      There is a similar thing in the bible, where god lists a bunch of tribes and orders their names to be never remembered. Yet everyone who reads the bible now knows them. 🤣

    • @balthazarasquith
      @balthazarasquith Рік тому +9

      @@theinnerlight8016 oh really? That's hilarious. Got to love irony

    • @walmartpimp2
      @walmartpimp2 Рік тому +3

      @@theinnerlight8016 Blot out their names front the book of life.

    • @GawrGurasBathTubPizza
      @GawrGurasBathTubPizza Рік тому +3

      @@theinnerlight8016 or maybe its metaphorical that evil will not win, here its just dumb

  • @bill392
    @bill392 Рік тому +10

    So what did Lorrie do on those 3 other prior Halloweens after her daughter was killed before this one? She must've been kinda bummed when the serial murderer never showed for her to take her castle-law revenge on the guy. So lemme get this straight, Micheal was burned, came back, was shot many many times, always came back, stabbed several times, came back... and Lorrie's big plan was to shoot the guy with a little pistol? Did she have the meat grinder machine sitting in the basement under a trap door or something? What happened to ground chuck afterward? Compost? Are we gonna see a sequel about an angry dirt-man hamburger-face gardener now?

  • @RaxNRats
    @RaxNRats Рік тому +8

    So glad I dont have to see terrible reboots, I can just watch the pitch meeting. So much more entertaining!
    Love from the UK

  • @makeapathpresents
    @makeapathpresents Рік тому +91

    "The memory of him will fade. Oh wow, wait she wrote that down in a book." BWHAHAHAHA

  • @heybro6105
    @heybro6105 Рік тому +148

    The public: "Why?"
    Ryan: "Because money"

  • @kiillabytez
    @kiillabytez Рік тому +6

    I really appreciate the work you do, Ryan. You've saved me hundreds of hours from watching really bad movies. You're my go to when I need to find out if a movie is worth watching or not. Again, thank you so much.

  • @Specific_Hazard
    @Specific_Hazard Рік тому +156

    This has got to be the funniest pitch meeting you've made! I've never laughed so consistently before.
    Producer: Is it supernatural?
    Writer: who knows!
    Producer: You?
    Writer: NOPE! 🤣🤣🤣
    and after all the explaining of Corey
    "I don't know who Corey is"!! Had me dying!
    Well done Ryan, you're the best! 👏

  • @ZiontheHutt
    @ZiontheHutt Рік тому +5

    This is the most accurate Pitch Meeting ever. This is spot on for the entire movie 😂.

  • @i_hadeee_
    @i_hadeee_ Рік тому +194

    "Wait she wrote that in a book"
    Had me laughing so hard🤣🤣

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 Рік тому +300

    “If I can’t have her, no one can! “
    Except anyone who lives a second longer than I do😂

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 Рік тому +12

      "Whoopsie!" 🤭

    • @enderlord8771
      @enderlord8771 Рік тому +6

      Ok, is there some context that makes this any better? Please tell me there has to be. I just don’t understand.🤦‍♂️

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Рік тому +9

      Michael Myers who never made it to 2nd grade could write a better movie.

    • @billc5433
      @billc5433 Рік тому +5

      @@enderlord8771 He's trying to set it up so it looks like Laurie killed him.

    • @kuro_nogazaki
      @kuro_nogazaki Рік тому +15

      It’s funny because this line is usually used when you’re about to kill the other person.

  • @debrafisher3365
    @debrafisher3365 7 місяців тому +1

    This recap was better than the movie. Like, 1000% better!

  • @roninrainsmuziq4719
    @roninrainsmuziq4719 Рік тому +8

    Corey is the Cole( mortal kombat )of the Halloween franchise 🤣🤣

  • @Karthikprasadbs
    @Karthikprasadbs Рік тому +177

    It really seems like the actual movie was made for the sake of a kick-ass pitch meeting by Ryan.. 😂

    • @RoarOfWolverine
      @RoarOfWolverine Рік тому +1

      It’s the only entertaining thing that could come from such a movie. In fact, I’m starting to believe that half the movies made in Hollywood these days in just for the sake of a Ryan Pitch Meeting. Nothing else makes sense?

  • @mindshuffler3332
    @mindshuffler3332 Рік тому +565

    You know, the whole Cory character has a lot of "self insert OC" energy with it.

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 Рік тому +13

      Kinda but he doesn't live to the 3rd act

    • @yandereneko5523
      @yandereneko5523 Рік тому +44

      Cory was just a horrible idea

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 Рік тому +50

      @@yandereneko5523 As proven by Halloween 3 nobody goes to a Halloween movie to NOT see Michael Myers

    • @yandereneko5523
      @yandereneko5523 Рік тому +36

      @@almalone3282 sadly, some people thing Cory was not only a good idea, but "well written"

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 Рік тому +26

      @@yandereneko5523 i saw that 40 minute video too. Its like his theater was in another dimension. While I also like the core idea of Cory, Halloween in not the franchise to have a story like that take place.

  • @author_tiffany_dionne
    @author_tiffany_dionne Рік тому +2

    “These tiny musicians will not leave this guy alone!” 😂😂

  • @nelobreeze5425
    @nelobreeze5425 Рік тому +1

    What got under my skin was Michael just KILLED HER DAUGHTER! And she didn't even act like she cared. Didn't want revenge or anything after leaving the hospital in the 1st one on a mission. I was like wtf?!

  • @Mohammed-dy6xb
    @Mohammed-dy6xb Рік тому +502

    The pitch meeting has more tension then the movie itself !!

    • @jet-liunleashed6306
      @jet-liunleashed6306 Рік тому +3

      Shameful

    • @valasafantastic1055
      @valasafantastic1055 Рік тому +2

      Wow I knew it would be bad…. But this bad? Even I wouldn’t have predicted this bad?

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 Рік тому +7

      The pitch meeting also mentioned Mike Myers more than the movie itself!

    • @Mohammed-dy6xb
      @Mohammed-dy6xb Рік тому +1

      @@richardmahn7589 Cash grab !
      Nothing more

    • @tanelviil9149
      @tanelviil9149 Рік тому

      who writes this shit ??? My god and who is paying money to see that garbage???

  • @DavidBaillie1986
    @DavidBaillie1986 Рік тому +408

    Finally! Been waiting for the Corey Cunningham Story pitch meeting.

    • @MrTerrorzone2012
      @MrTerrorzone2012 Рік тому +12

      I like that everyone knew he was gonna do this one because the Corey Cunningham Story is such a compelling story. I wonder how many Oscars it's gonna win

    • @atgosh
      @atgosh Рік тому +6

      The scariest horror movie villains of all time: Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Jason Voorhees, and… Corey Cunningham?

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear Рік тому

      I have been waiting so long for this :
      ua-cam.com/video/vn8WdvkmTGs/v-deo.html

    • @cinder7258
      @cinder7258 Рік тому

      Cry more

    • @tanelviil9149
      @tanelviil9149 Рік тому

      who writes this shit ??? My god and who is paying money to see that garbage???

  • @ninaseda9193
    @ninaseda9193 14 днів тому +1

    “And also Corey, mostly Corey”
    “I don’t, I don’t know who that is”
    Hilarious 😂

  • @darkknight7545
    @darkknight7545 Рік тому +2

    “The memory of him will fade, wow… wait she wrote that in a book!”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Рік тому +307

    I knew Ryan was going to have a lot of fun roasting this movie when it took an hour for Michael to finally leave the sewer.

  • @kainhart1010
    @kainhart1010 Рік тому +523

    Man these movies make me feel incredibly confident about my writing.

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 Рік тому +17

      Hollywood - puts one hand on your shoulders and whispers in your ear " You're welcome..."

    • @toangreenlow2229
      @toangreenlow2229 Рік тому +27

      Same man. I published a book recently and keep telling myself it's shit. But between Hollywood writing worse and worse scripts and everyone telling me my book is going to be a hit, I get more and more confident everyday

    • @RazorO2Productions
      @RazorO2Productions Рік тому +5

      @@toangreenlow2229 Writer and author here as well. I feel pretty confident as well

    • @toangreenlow2229
      @toangreenlow2229 Рік тому +4

      @@RazorO2Productions oh have you published stuff too?

    • @RazorO2Productions
      @RazorO2Productions Рік тому +5

      @@toangreenlow2229 I have a small Christmas story novelette called Brontie’s Hope. I’m currently working on my high fantasy universe

  • @DifficultyVR
    @DifficultyVR Рік тому +9

    You know it’s bad when every sentence has me crying actual tears! like what meth were the writers on honestly …😂🤣

  • @jonathangarbacik1280
    @jonathangarbacik1280 9 місяців тому

    Cory and Michael's eye lock was probably a soul transfer

  • @michaeladams6847
    @michaeladams6847 Рік тому +250

    Seeing new movies thru Pitch Meetings as a screening for actually watching them is TIGHT

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear Рік тому

      Gr

    • @ImaginaShip
      @ImaginaShip Рік тому +10

      Most of the time I watch Pitch Meetings instead of the movie as it's usually more entertaining.

    • @ExiaBlade
      @ExiaBlade Рік тому +5

      seriously, I'm sitting going "they did what?" "wait what?" while laughing at Ryan's comedic styles

    • @Jnd4220
      @Jnd4220 Рік тому +1

      It creeps up upon one without them knowing, and then it's all that one can do with new films released 😂😂

    • @poissonsumac7922
      @poissonsumac7922 Рік тому +1

      It's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @thebrickaniac
    @thebrickaniac Рік тому +955

    Corey is basically the Thanos of the Halloween universe, it’s all been leading up to a movie about him

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Рік тому +81

      Nah, he isn't anywhere near as compelling as Pokémon Bruce Willis.

    • @y2j13
      @y2j13 Рік тому +52

      Except....Thanos was alluded to in previous movies before he was the main villain. Corey came compleley out of nowhere

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Рік тому +68

      More like Palpatine in Rise of Skywalker.

    • @lalalarose8197
      @lalalarose8197 Рік тому +24

      Right, because Corey’s been an established character since the first Halloween. Oh, wait, he wasn’t.

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Рік тому +13

      And just like Thanos, before his death he gets reduced to a generic bad guy who wants to just kill everyone...

  • @flowsolo
    @flowsolo Рік тому +3

    The wrestling scene for the mask KILLED me

  • @cjdr.4145
    @cjdr.4145 Рік тому +2

    It only took Ryan until @2:10 to say my favorite line: "Hey, he's the guy this (movie) is supposed to be about!"

  • @tasthegod1863
    @tasthegod1863 Рік тому +195

    Love how even the producer laughed like he knew it won’t be good

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 Рік тому +147

    "...Wait. She wrote that in a book."
    Watching that idea percolate in Producer Guy's brain was possibly the funniest moment in a very funny sketch.

  • @oskar6661
    @oskar6661 7 місяців тому +1

    Always worth pointing out...the people who wrote this are the ones who just argued for raises and better compensation.

  • @PWRobinson1976
    @PWRobinson1976 Рік тому +3

    To be fair ... Corey said "I killed someone ..." and then they cut to the Allen-House where he babysitted and caused the tragic accident implying he mean't the kid (but having a double meaning)

  • @luigiscazzari4724
    @luigiscazzari4724 Рік тому +74

    Subverting the expectations by nerfing one of the most iconic villains in the horror movie genre is TIGHT

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 Рік тому +6

      It's like people saw GoT's smash success with the "subverting expectations" bit and only took from it that subverting expectations everywhere in everything at the expense of everything else was the way to go, including the later GoT seasons.

  • @funknelson87
    @funknelson87 Рік тому +393

    Realizing that Allison is Laurie’s granddaughter and NOT her daughter would’ve been super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @DaleWard
    @DaleWard Рік тому +3

    This is the most perfect summary of Ends.

  • @christiantapia743
    @christiantapia743 7 місяців тому

    Imagine if instead of Micheal and Cory dying, they instead had a battle between the 3 of them where they all get pretty messed up and at the end of the movie Lori dies. But as the credits roll you hear breathing at the end of it and you’re unaware whether it’s micheal or Cory. Could’ve had such a great spin off

  • @erin.isawesome
    @erin.isawesome Рік тому +168

    Finished watching this on peacock and went "well, I'm not going to be able to process this until Ryan's pitch meeting." Thank you, Ryan. Thank you.

  • @PrinceJoshTheGreat
    @PrinceJoshTheGreat Рік тому +139

    Surprised he didn’t clown the astronomical odds of Cory getting beat up by the same band geeks he randomly encountered at a gas station, right after he left a party because he somehow ran into the mother of the kid he accidentally killed and then the very next night went on a date with Alyson to the same restaurant that her ex boyfriend happened to be at.

    • @richardtheconquerer
      @richardtheconquerer Рік тому +38

      Or that the mother and father were apparently traumatized enough by their son's death that they abandoned the house where her son died but evidently never moved out of the town? Or even worse, just randomly hang out in bars in that same town?

    • @mike91mdk45
      @mike91mdk45 Рік тому +31

      Haddonfield must be one block long lol

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 Рік тому +8

      @@mike91mdk45 one block long towns are TIGHT!!

    • @MightyEmperor
      @MightyEmperor Рік тому

      Then he gets thrown off a bridge, landing right next to a sewer pipe where the man who menaces his girlfriend and her grandmother is hiding.

    • @frick_____you
      @frick_____you Рік тому +4

      Some of that can be explained by them living in a small town.

  • @osirisatot19
    @osirisatot19 2 місяці тому +1

    Truly one of the most baffling films I've ever seen, not the worst Halloween film; but just so many strange and bad choices in the script. “Is it supernatural?” “Who knows?” “You?” “Nope🙂" Very nice.

  • @briandivincenzo279
    @briandivincenzo279 6 місяців тому +2

    "He's the guy this is supposed to be about !!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @AndThenShwarmaAfter
    @AndThenShwarmaAfter Рік тому +88

    "'the memory of him will fade' wow....wait she wrote it in a book?!"
    lmfao

    • @BrodieBr0
      @BrodieBr0 Рік тому

      Goont Goont Goont Goont Goont Goont Goont Goont Goont ...GUH....HUWEEEEETT!!!

  • @jzwawa
    @jzwawa Рік тому +124

    I feel like this had to be the easiest “Pitch Meeting” to write 😆 Almost everything you said is what everyone I know is saying. Which is basically “Who’s Corey?” When he beat up Michael, I was sitting on my couch going “Wasn’t this dude bullied by a couple of geeks?”. What a strange film.

    • @timbradshaw5481
      @timbradshaw5481 Рік тому +3

      Where do you think he gets his material from? It's probably just reddit comments

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Рік тому +8

      The cinematography, music, and all that jazz was good. And Corey’s actor was good too. But like, what the fuck was going on? Like why did you barley make the film about Michael?

    • @funkoxen
      @funkoxen Рік тому +1

      @@natebox4550 have you ever seen Halloween 3?

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer Рік тому +1

      I've not really watched the Halloween franchise (due to the fact I am awful with horror) but MAYBE the reason Michael Myers is weak is because, like Laurie he's old?

    • @jzwawa
      @jzwawa Рік тому +2

      @@funkoxen Ah yes…. When they thought turning Halloween into an anthology would be a good idea. If that movie wasn’t called Halloween 3, it would be considered an 80s cult classic.

  • @theteob689
    @theteob689 2 місяці тому +2

    "... wait she wrote that in a book?!" 🤣

  • @vicsage83
    @vicsage83 Рік тому +3

    “And also Corey…mostly Corey.”

  • @loudstone9193
    @loudstone9193 Рік тому +112

    I want to say the foreshadowing of the grinder was about as subtle as sprinting into a wall

    • @himanshubhushandubey6446
      @himanshubhushandubey6446 Рік тому +18

      To be fair sprinting headfirst into a wall did sell an 8 movie franchise.

    • @yippykiay13
      @yippykiay13 Рік тому +7

      The foreshadowing and symbolism of literally every single little thing shoved into the audience’s face was nauseating.

  • @garreswe
    @garreswe Рік тому +99

    I love the subtle humour we see here and there: "Oh boy, here we go! Michael Myers is back, maybe" 😆😆😆

  • @PotrzebieConolly
    @PotrzebieConolly Рік тому +3

    I like Screenwriter's reaction at 0:40 - like maybe he starts to think "is something wrong with this?" Then he recovers.

  • @carmenburton4918
    @carmenburton4918 6 місяців тому +1

    "Who knows?"
    "YOU"
    "NOPE, and then Corey moves along...."😂

  • @DimitriSmith1290
    @DimitriSmith1290 Рік тому +67

    "Wait, she wrote that in a book" had me in tears

  • @thatonegirlelaine
    @thatonegirlelaine Рік тому +54

    "He's the guy this is 'sposed to be about!" Best line ever!

  • @AssassinKillua15
    @AssassinKillua15 4 місяці тому +1

    I think the thing i hated the most is how Allyson was treating Lauries skeptcism about Cory like she was paranoid and how Laurie is crazy for still being worried about Michael..its like..did she forget the events of the last film? Do the writers have dementia?

  • @jarettjohnston8329
    @jarettjohnston8329 Рік тому +2

    Michael Myers in the sewer gives new meaning to "shitters full"

  • @morpheuskrueger8535
    @morpheuskrueger8535 Рік тому +751

    You've saved me again from a bad movie. Bless you both Ryan George

    • @niles6159
      @niles6159 Рік тому +23

      Did you really need a video to tell you a Halloween sequel wasn't worth your time/money?

    • @morpheuskrueger8535
      @morpheuskrueger8535 Рік тому +44

      @@niles6159 Maybe you haven't heard: some ppl love, and I mean love horror movies. I could never grow out of them

    • @dennisnissen5485
      @dennisnissen5485 Рік тому +12

      Same. Why are they destroying such a Legacy. WTF

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst Рік тому +6

      I believe the correct plural is RYANS George. .

    • @morpheuskrueger8535
      @morpheuskrueger8535 Рік тому +7

      @@dennisnissen5485 I'm baffled how the creative team fell to this after such a strong start

  • @yug561
    @yug561 Рік тому +103

    I don't know why but these pitch meetings just light up my day

    • @jonplaud
      @jonplaud Рік тому +4

      it helps me to know that I did not waste money or time. Keeping your time and money is tight!

    • @ZylonBane
      @ZylonBane Рік тому

      Because they're funny. You really couldn't figure that out?

  • @FunkyGOB
    @FunkyGOB Рік тому

    Thank you for not trying to be these “against the grain” film critics that think something is edgy when it’s clearly a mess culminating in poor writing and continuity problems.

  • @johnsilver8682
    @johnsilver8682 7 місяців тому +1

    Love this video. Nothing about Halloween ends made sense. I couldn’t believe what I was watching