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  • @Saeryfim
    @Saeryfim 8 місяців тому +298

    "If I wish to avoid spilling an ocean's worth of blood, I must show that I am capable of instantly and ruthlessly spilling a lake's worth."

    • @salmanariffin4916
      @salmanariffin4916 7 місяців тому +48

      If you can't respect me for my humanity, you will fear me for my savagery

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 7 місяців тому +8

      @@salmanariffin4916 SPOT ON.

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 7 місяців тому +10

      This hurts me more than it hurts you...

    • @alfredotto7525
      @alfredotto7525 7 місяців тому

      Will humanity ever learn that killing each other is not the way forward? I think the A.I is trying to decide what to do with us. It's asking some interesting questions.

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m 7 місяців тому +2

      That's so true; harsh but true.

  • @petepanteraman
    @petepanteraman 8 місяців тому +189

    Nice find, although dark as hell. There was a point in the story where humans were fighting amongst themselves and a squad of lettuce showed up and the humans wiped them out then turned their guns back on each other. I can see that clear as day 😆

    • @zjay1315
      @zjay1315 6 місяців тому +10

      It really sucks that we can really see it happening

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 2 місяці тому +3

      “EXCUSE me!!! Can’t you see we’re busy having a WAR here?!”

  • @HammerOfKrieg
    @HammerOfKrieg 7 місяців тому +171

    My favorite part so far is the human city battle, it gives off serious warhammer vibes. Just the thought of three foot tall alien lettuce throwing trillions of troops at a planet just for the citizens to be like, “dam aliens making me late for work” made me laugh my ass off

    • @tarlison2k1
      @tarlison2k1 6 місяців тому +15

      As far as the plant is concerned human are space marine who eat them like Tyranid enjoying it like dark eldar with a love of battle of Orks.

    • @tarlison2k1
      @tarlison2k1 6 місяців тому +7

      Almost forgot and destroy whole planets just for the sake of it like demons we are the entire package of 40k villains roll into one for them space lettuce.

    • @HammerOfKrieg
      @HammerOfKrieg 6 місяців тому +6

      @@tarlison2k1hey man we tried to talk and they tried to blow up the president lol, I did like seeing the military split showing the duality of us wanting to kill everything and our ability to empathize with everything

  • @Korraganitar
    @Korraganitar 8 місяців тому +238

    Imagine going to space and finding it populated by tbe produce section.

    • @twotone3471
      @twotone3471 7 місяців тому +34

      And then finding out that it was that way because they killed every animal.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +15

      Sol will never grow hungry 😂😂😂

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m 7 місяців тому +6

      And stock in Kraft jumped 3000% because of their wide selection of salad dressing

    • @kizenandel5917
      @kizenandel5917 5 місяців тому +4

      I feel like this is a vegan's day dream. And worst nightmare.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 5 місяців тому +4

      @@kizenandel5917 a vegan would certainly put down roots there 😂😂😂

  • @HmmWelp
    @HmmWelp 7 місяців тому +67

    You know the old saying: "fear is a space-lettuce killer" was never more accurate.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +1

      I don't remember that saying quite put that way......... But damned appropriate 😂😂😂

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 8 місяців тому +194

    "weaponizing FTL is not right". 🤨
    War does not determine who's right. War determines who's left. 😉

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 8 місяців тому +10

      Valid point

    • @TheVortexCollective
      @TheVortexCollective 8 місяців тому +6

      true

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 8 місяців тому +8

      and few things rouses the beast of war like making foes where none existed..
      the only thing you can chose is why to fight , for once unleashed war is indeed savage ruthless with bottomless blood thirst
      to be honest it might be what kills of the current real life super nations , their steadily diminishing lists of allies

    • @Menuki
      @Menuki 7 місяців тому +16

      Let’s be honest, we’ll probably develop FTL weapons long before we develop FTL travel

    • @TheVortexCollective
      @TheVortexCollective 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Menuki facts

  • @thedeserthawk2093
    @thedeserthawk2093 6 місяців тому +81

    "I love the smell of cut grass in the morning. Smells like... Victory."

    • @Imi3250
      @Imi3250 4 місяці тому +3

      This had me laughing from my stomach😂😂

    • @rokkudai
      @rokkudai 3 місяці тому +1

      Epic

    • @karenwesley3264
      @karenwesley3264 2 місяці тому +2

      The smell of cut grass is actually the grass screaming pain. Scientific. Fact

    • @sparkeyjames
      @sparkeyjames Місяць тому +2

      @@karenwesley3264 Well then maybe it should learn not to grow tall.

    • @BrianFoster-f6n
      @BrianFoster-f6n 7 днів тому

      Hooorrraaahhh 50:16

  • @halo12390
    @halo12390 8 місяців тому +198

    That counselor is terribly unfit for duty 😂

    • @rohenthar8449
      @rohenthar8449 8 місяців тому +37

      As most politicians.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 8 місяців тому +29

      What sucks is that she apparently was pretty good at her job until that weird fight or flight response kicked in.

  • @МихаилРадулов-й4т
    @МихаилРадулов-й4т 8 місяців тому +249

    Midget flowers going kamikadze cuz some crazy female lettuce was mentaly ill

    • @thatguy2521
      @thatguy2521 7 місяців тому +15

      I mean yeah, that’s basically what occurred

    • @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx
      @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx 7 місяців тому +19

      Yeah the women often escalate chit

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +14

      That is one women I wouldn't eat, probably a reject from toco bell, lace with botchilism

    • @smiley3012
      @smiley3012 6 місяців тому +2

      That's pretty funny.

    • @scifinerd1911
      @scifinerd1911 6 місяців тому

      Exactly,
      Why females in general should not be allowed in the military, or law enforcement, or politics.

  • @seanwalters1977
    @seanwalters1977 8 місяців тому +248

    Civilian-owned auto cannons. Just beautiful

  • @magnus5897
    @magnus5897 8 місяців тому +259

    When i heard each and every krill killed himself after witnessing the second world war i laught so hard it was actually disturbing

    • @npierce14
      @npierce14 8 місяців тому +53

      lol when I heard their reaction to the revolutionary war I knew they were gonna lose it during the world wars good thing they didn’t stick around to notice the holocaust

    • @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
      @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 8 місяців тому +20

      Let alone the nuclear end of the second World War...

    • @npierce14
      @npierce14 8 місяців тому

      @@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 they would’ve committed mass suicide after that

    • @TheVortexCollective
      @TheVortexCollective 8 місяців тому +2

      lol exactly

    • @introspectivevelociraptor8274
      @introspectivevelociraptor8274 7 місяців тому +12

      I read that as "every krill krilled themselves". Had to do a double take lol

  • @scottiron6444
    @scottiron6444 7 місяців тому +45

    Lol, agent orange on plant aliens, love it.

  • @edgevericarz8328
    @edgevericarz8328 7 місяців тому +41

    Probably not the best idea to declare war on a species that you know nothing about except that they like war.

    • @krowodom5719
      @krowodom5719 4 місяці тому +8

      Ikr? Very first meeting she decides to self destruct and blame the ones she knows she cant beat.

  • @spaceface124
    @spaceface124 8 місяців тому +520

    I loved the part where Admiral Krieger said, "It's kriegin' time" and krieged all over the space lettuce

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 8 місяців тому +27

      Defiant gasmask noises!

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 8 місяців тому +19

      Leeeerrroooooooyyyyyy Jeeeenkinnnns!

    • @MotivatedReign
      @MotivatedReign 8 місяців тому +6

      Hands down, best part.

    • @TheHighborn
      @TheHighborn 8 місяців тому +10

      @@Amoth_oth_ras_shash *breathes heavily in High Gothic*

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 8 місяців тому +6

      @@TheHighborn rocks starts bounce on the ground in rhythmic ways to reverberations of battle cant tones approaching hummed by millions of marching boots

  • @ChambersOrder66
    @ChambersOrder66 7 місяців тому +56

    Damn they really just used a lightsaber and sliced the lettuce youngings up like Anakin. Brutal indeed

  • @Kyler410.
    @Kyler410. 8 місяців тому +107

    We approached with peace, you attacked out of fear, we will show you true fear

  • @wesleymiley2797
    @wesleymiley2797 8 місяців тому +47

    Humans are the single greatest predator in the universe and the reason they do so is that humans always and only attack to the sound of drums and bugles... because Battle Music makes you Braver.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 8 місяців тому +4

      and if your out of drums , rhythmic chants works just as fine

    • @ajalvarez3111
      @ajalvarez3111 7 місяців тому +4

      Nah, man. Flight of the Valkyrie.
      Playing from giant speakers.
      On choppers.

  • @chiefjohn117blueteam9
    @chiefjohn117blueteam9 8 місяців тому +96

    "The alien planet lovingly designated Alderon II was locked in the sights..."

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 8 місяців тому +18

      Clearly a scientist on the staff was a fan of ancient science fiction.

    • @trentberry6968
      @trentberry6968 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@RequiemPoete can you imagine how many times it's been remade.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 7 місяців тому +13

      @@trentberry6968 ohhh that's the horrors they were talking about.

  • @Pre613
    @Pre613 8 місяців тому +80

    “Lettuce go into the stars…”

    • @tinajoerossignol
      @tinajoerossignol 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +3

      Yup, then the Lettuce wars broke out 😂😂😂

    • @highqualityorangejuice420
      @highqualityorangejuice420 6 місяців тому +1

      They were so incompetent civilians shot at them while they were at work and out shopping lmaoooo

  • @waterflowzz5306
    @waterflowzz5306 6 місяців тому +10

    “The Mars Manufacturing Group” *Children of the Omnissiah starts playing*

  • @MrDbetz007
    @MrDbetz007 7 місяців тому +13

    Honestly not a bad story. I find it somewhat amusing that the aliens feared us because of what we did on our own planet and not to them. Also, that fact that the attack was only a provocation to Humanity to fight harder. Well, they were not wrong about that we do tend to React aggressively once we are attacked and with something like an entire alien race to target well.

  • @nobody120
    @nobody120 7 місяців тому +23

    "Admiral westman"
    First time I've seen my family name in a story, this is cool!

  • @IBHunter
    @IBHunter 8 місяців тому +49

    On a GAU auto cannon, RPM refers to Rounds Per Minute or basically shots per minute not revolutions per minute. 3,000 revolutions on a six barrel cannon would be 18,000 rounds per minute.
    Just a little rib bit for next time.
    Good story!

    • @oVoidhawko
      @oVoidhawko 8 місяців тому +3

      That's an acceptable amount of dakka either way. I'm liking da bigga numba der tho.
      Dem humzees really know how to make it hot

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 8 місяців тому

      No. 6 barrel rotation cannon have one firing position. 3 K RPM = 3 K rounds per minute downrange...

    • @IBHunter
      @IBHunter 8 місяців тому +5

      @@c.guydubois8270 one revolution of the barrels equals six shots. Three thousand revolutions per minute equals eighteen thousand rounds per minute. I think the author got confused and thought RPM on the GAU auto cannon meant Revolutions Per Minute instead of Rounds Per Minute.

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 8 місяців тому +2

      @@IBHunter yeah your right ..

    • @sidgarrett7247
      @sidgarrett7247 7 місяців тому

      @@IBHunterOne could almost walk on the wall of rounds, whether lead, composite, plasma or even liquid.
      Almost.

  • @Sensual_Tortoise
    @Sensual_Tortoise 5 місяців тому +7

    This is a great story on how one fuck up in power can bring EVERYTHING to ruin

  • @spacemonkey1776b
    @spacemonkey1776b 7 місяців тому +26

    To be honest, you can place any piece of a fallen enemy between bread to make a sandwich, plant, or not.

    • @marshmallowmann20
      @marshmallowmann20 7 місяців тому +3

      Not wrong 😅

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 7 місяців тому +5

      in some cultures eating a fallen enemy is supposed to make you stronger, and these salads will be full of fiber vitamins and minerals 😂

    • @highqualityorangejuice420
      @highqualityorangejuice420 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@samaeldrakul4191 we don't talk about japan in ww2 ... but we should

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 5 місяців тому

      To be fair, eating just lettuce isn't really a nutritious sandwich, you should also throw some meat and tomatoes in there

    • @FatKat67
      @FatKat67 5 місяців тому +1

      I'd rather roll them into a tortilla...
      Space Lettuce 🥬 wraps!

  • @henrywilson2136
    @henrywilson2136 8 місяців тому +62

    The Dark Forest is a gruesome thing.

  • @RamonRodriguez-hq7vn
    @RamonRodriguez-hq7vn 6 місяців тому +9

    I don't know if anyone here is in my age group, in their 60s. I remember I saw this 1951 movie on TV named 'The Day The Earth Stood Still." To make a long story short, the alien named Klatu said in the last scene, "Don't bring your aggression out here, we'll turn your planet into a burning cinder." This is a cute story, I'm afraid that us humans will have a different outcome, that we might not win an interstellar war. We should tred lightly out there.

    • @maxl.5297
      @maxl.5297 3 місяці тому +1

      There's another HFY Story where humanity is used and abused but then is uplifted technologically by a rival faction...
      And then humanity conquers the galaxy by fierce fighting, technology espionage and big-stick-diplomacy

  • @TheSpikesatterlee198
    @TheSpikesatterlee198 8 місяців тому +28

    USS john deer deploys round up.

  • @EVANGELOSS54
    @EVANGELOSS54 6 місяців тому +5

    Pretty sure even Inquisitor Kryptman of the Ordo Xenus would say it's quite extreme to attack poor space cabbage

  • @josephjennings9687
    @josephjennings9687 6 місяців тому +8

    If you can't or won't respect my humanity then I'll teach you to fear the other side of humanity.

  • @dreadfultiresome3537
    @dreadfultiresome3537 8 місяців тому +42

    This is really making me go humanity first

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 6 місяців тому +2

      I mean the stories are based on Humanity f*** yeah Humanity first

    • @asafkuslansky228
      @asafkuslansky228 6 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@subninja8069facts who don't what thier race to win

    • @johntheherbalistg8756
      @johntheherbalistg8756 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @benwest3223
    @benwest3223 8 місяців тому +62

    Albert's weaponized ftl = Yeetus Deletus.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 8 місяців тому +6

      It's honestly a "Rod of God" on steroids.

    • @brainfreezzzze6900
      @brainfreezzzze6900 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@RequiemPoete a few more supplements then steroids but yes

    • @diarradunlap9337
      @diarradunlap9337 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@RequiemPoete More like "Rods of God" on a mix of Crack and Meth.

  • @roseraynor1836
    @roseraynor1836 4 місяці тому +4

    The most human thing I've heard so far is that some humans shot down the aliens then got bored and went back into their homes for food

  • @nickwalker2438
    @nickwalker2438 8 місяців тому +24

    I want to hear a story about aliens meeting dogs

  • @jbodden6977
    @jbodden6977 8 місяців тому +32

    among Earth ships of note, the Salad Shooter,

    • @ussarng4649
      @ussarng4649 7 місяців тому +3

      😂😆🤣

    • @ussarng4649
      @ussarng4649 7 місяців тому +3

      😄😁😂🤣

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому

      The "Chop-O-Matic" they will love my nuts 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikethurman3147
      @mikethurman3147 5 місяців тому

      That made me giggle. I owe you a drink.

  • @Angelina-San
    @Angelina-San 6 місяців тому +7

    Humans so weird that even the aliens are horrified of them without even encountering them

  • @David-u5y8n
    @David-u5y8n 6 місяців тому +4

    This needs to be a movie or tv series

  • @kreynolds1123
    @kreynolds1123 8 місяців тому +23

    I can see photo synthesis on an alien animal but not a plant without cellulose. Even on earth Photo synthesis is not unique to plants, But cellulose is completely unique to plants.
    But any photo synthesizing animal of reasonable size could only get a fraction of its energy from sunlight. It takes a plant months to grow under the light of the sun but only provides the energy for an animal to live another day.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 8 місяців тому +6

      Bear in mind: 1) They aren't plants by earth standards. So the chemical agent could be much more effective than chlorophyll. 2) The anaerobic process could be much more efficient than earth plants thanks to differences in bio chemistry.

    • @kreynolds1123
      @kreynolds1123 8 місяців тому

      @@RequiemPoete on earth, chlorophyll has evolved into 5 different types, [a-e]. Even then not all photosynthesis uses chlorophyll. While chlorophyll produces oxygen, anoxygenic photosynthesis uses different pigments. Now maybe photo synthesis in alient "plants" could have evolved something better than earth terrestrial plants, I still find it difficult to see plants putting significant energy into mobility by any order comparable to animals. But, I might find it possible for the purpose of science fiction that an sapient alien plant might "hibernate" for long periods, and store up energy reserves in oils and starches or some other sugars.

    • @kreynolds1123
      @kreynolds1123 7 місяців тому +2

      @@RequiemPoete do you know how much energy is lost during the make glucose (basic building block for starches and celulose). Plants are about 2-3% efficent at converting sunlight to plant matter that we call stored energy. Let's say an alien plant was double that 6%
      Humans consume about 2 kwh of ebergy a day. But we're warm blooded and temperature regulating Which allows us to be active over a wide range of temperatures.Lets say an alien plant that moves about and expends considerable energy to think an reflect on the enviroment it senses used only 1kwh of energy per day. Then on earth, the plant would need about 3.5 m² solar collecting area (leaves) not shaded, and solar tracking which itself should expend considerable energy support and move the mass of the solar collectors and their support structures.
      I still find it dificult to envision intelegent and mobile alien plants that can get around at even sloth speeds, without being too encombured by leafs and trunk, and branches. Now if the alien "plant" consumed other plants or animals, it might have enough energy. But now if it's consuming other plants and or animals for energy, is it still taxonomically a plant? Even if it has some photosynthesis, it's more animal than plant.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 7 місяців тому

      @@kreynolds1123 Depends. Say a Venus fly trap evolved to be mobile. It would still be a plant.

    • @kreynolds1123
      @kreynolds1123 7 місяців тому

      @@RequiemPoete what makes a plant a plant? Pretty much multicellular, Autotrophic (produce their own food sugars and starches), and have cell walls made of cellulose. Venus fly traps consume insects not for energy, ratherly for nitrogen and phosphorus. Flies are fertaliser for the Venus flytrap. But yeah, suppose a plant evolved to be more carnivorous and or herborvor than the venus flytrap for energy.
      Plants that move in responce to the environent are most generally slow or one time movements.

  • @puffer_frog
    @puffer_frog 6 місяців тому +5

    I like it that humanity did not turn barbaric despite their genes being intact because they have lived for milenia with it, learning to control their violent urges while the aliens chose the easy path without realizing its consequenses.

  • @maryjacks7923
    @maryjacks7923 6 місяців тому +6

    As these stories are broadcast on the internet and are available via broadband, I have often wondered if they are a form of psy-ops against any alien race that may be spying on us prior to first contact.

  • @DB-sg8ic
    @DB-sg8ic 7 місяців тому +42

    Trillions of humans but hundreds of capital ships? No, sir, humans would have hundreds of millions of war ships. WE are warriors!

    • @Monkey36044
      @Monkey36044 7 місяців тому +3

      Ressources bro Ressources

    • @Monkey36044
      @Monkey36044 7 місяців тому +1

      Ressources bro Ressources

    • @DB-sg8ic
      @DB-sg8ic 7 місяців тому +11

      @@Monkey36044Bro if you understand the size of any system and the amount of "stuff" not apart of the systems...millions of war ships will not even be an issue by just mining objects the size of Pluto.

    • @jaredelliott5778
      @jaredelliott5778 7 місяців тому +8

      @@DB-sg8icthere likely were millions of warships. It only specified a few hundred capital ships. The US navy is absolutely massive with thousands upon thousands of ships and aircraft but only has 10 super carriers. Capital ships are meant to be command ships that fleets are built around. It wouldn’t make sense to just mass produce them

    • @jayman1772
      @jayman1772 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@jaredelliott5778 Since when did the US Navy boost thousands of ships? (Aircraft yes) but even for the US thousands of ships is excessive.

  • @HR-mp9ct
    @HR-mp9ct 8 місяців тому +15

    Why are they using fluorescent lights on medical spaceship, do they just like the depressing atmosphere and sound they make

    • @SabineSontheim
      @SabineSontheim 2 місяці тому

      They are plants: plants thrive in fluorescent lights its supposed to be a healing atmosphere

  • @JimmyDoyel-by2cp
    @JimmyDoyel-by2cp 7 місяців тому +4

    This is like isekai, except the entire human race got hit by truck kun.

  • @jons387
    @jons387 10 днів тому

    A gritty , detailed storyline . Best I've heard so ffar

  • @donaldhenderson546
    @donaldhenderson546 2 місяці тому

    This is someone's imagination doing a great job at story telling. I don't care about the mistakes. ❤

  • @larson389
    @larson389 8 місяців тому +15

    Pls more long books

    • @scifistories1977
      @scifistories1977  8 місяців тому +2

      I'm going to make a new playlist for all the completed and long stories. Will post it on my community page in the next few days.

  • @TheDummyUnicorn
    @TheDummyUnicorn 3 місяці тому

    One of the best stories of it's kind, good narration, few AI screw ups, incredible stakes, intrigue, ....

  • @FructusSum
    @FructusSum 8 місяців тому +12

    Over 2 hours is not a short story 😂, but it was a good one

  • @АнтонПолежнев
    @АнтонПолежнев 7 місяців тому +5

    Damn, this is a powerful story...

  • @DB-ku7vu
    @DB-ku7vu 4 місяці тому +2

    These stories really struggle with size and time. Planets holding 500 billon people is some 40k shit. Same with the speed of travel. The battle of harmony said reinforcements would be there in 15 minutes but when Mike comes to the entire planet has been burned.

  • @EdwardCameron-fi6nv
    @EdwardCameron-fi6nv 18 днів тому

    I really liked this one. Yeah humanity came out victorious, but at a huge cost. Not like the other stories where humanity overwhelmed the alien enemies. Here, it was a fight to the death for both. It was a much more thrilling story.

  • @kingbillycokebottle5484
    @kingbillycokebottle5484 8 місяців тому +9

    Bro really said "Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?!" And the boys didnt immediately snap to? Im disappointed in our descendants.

  • @mariomachadofilho
    @mariomachadofilho 7 місяців тому +4

    Oh well the jedi's gonna feel this

  • @wesleymiley2797
    @wesleymiley2797 8 місяців тому +18

    The aliens only forgot one thing: Mankind ALWAYS gets even, R!

  • @edwardroche2480
    @edwardroche2480 7 місяців тому +6

    I got a couple of bunny rabbits and they could take care of the Q tan problem.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +1

      A herd of Cattle will take care of their core world 😂😂

  • @funny_joke_goes_here4406
    @funny_joke_goes_here4406 4 місяці тому +1

    58:02
    “NO MERCY WAS SHOWN TO MY COMRADES IN STALINGRAD! NONE SHALL BE SHOWN HERE!”
    Absolutely love World At War.

  • @gahlainrigh5927
    @gahlainrigh5927 7 місяців тому +2

    Where are you going?! You're supposed to scare me! COME BACK HERE AND SCARE MEEEEE!

  • @Edgar-kl6us
    @Edgar-kl6us 5 місяців тому +2

    each rib of a lettuce, or cabbage, has the most flavor, and sensuous, tempting promiscuity,_

  • @danielleriley2796
    @danielleriley2796 8 місяців тому +5

    You see a problem? A defensive line BETWEEN A PLANET and an enemy firing actual solid projectiles. Every shot that the humans fire and subsequently miss the enemy defence fleet that’s lined up will then go on to hit the planet directly. If a kinetic round is being fired at relativistic speeds which means a fair few percent of the speed of light, then it is strong enough to go from rest to that speed within a billionth of a nanosecond. So that’s a physically strong block of whatever is being fired. So the point is that an atmosphere isn’t going to going to harm it much at all if at all. Also the human ships literally couldn’t miss, ever. If the crosshairs are on target when the round is sent on its way then at those speeds and at that distance it would hit seemingly instantly.
    Also bullets made out of radioactive waste are also kinetic weapons by the way. Anything solid and moving that was sent on its way with harm or death intended is a weapon and the mere movement of that anything is the kinetic part, so kinetic weapon.

    • @Iamkcs2c
      @Iamkcs2c 7 місяців тому +1

      Not very useful to say anything that moves and is a weapon is a "kinetic" weapon. Cyanide doesn't hurt you unless it "moves" into your body? i build a nuke here, but it is a kinetic weapon only if I send it to you (but if I bring you here, it no longer is?)
      I know people use "kinetic" in some contexts to differentiate between cyber/propaganda/and "blowing stuff up" but it breaks down if you are talking about the differences between ways of breaking things - laser, bullet, chemical, radiation, explosion, nuclear weapon, knife, heat, asphyxiation - they are only "the same" if you are comparing them to a subversive billboard.

  • @JoannaHammond
    @JoannaHammond 6 місяців тому +2

    So Trappist had a shield they could not get through, then later on ship fragments where crushing buildings?

  • @STLPLAYB0Y
    @STLPLAYB0Y 7 місяців тому +3

    Now I understand Plants vs Zombies clearly the zombies were attacked first by crazy lettuce😅

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому

      A well rooted story 😂😂😂😂

    • @_AlanXD
      @_AlanXD 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@SolTerran5050i see what you did there

  • @ГеоргиМихайлов-ф2ж
    @ГеоргиМихайлов-ф2ж 8 місяців тому +26

    All vegans here, eat the aliens now 😂

    • @Iamkcs2c
      @Iamkcs2c 7 місяців тому

      omg, like the aliens can stand to be in the same room with Paleo dieters, but the sight of vegans with their kale-stained teeth is terrifying.

    • @Dovachin
      @Dovachin 7 місяців тому +5

      Vegans unite!

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 7 місяців тому +2

      vegan comandos charge! 🍽

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +2

      Vegan Marines Storm gardens that is an order, Better than Crayons 😂😂😂😂

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +1

      Veggie Burger Here we Come!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ihavenoaura
    @ihavenoaura 6 місяців тому +1

    Qtan: "why did you do that?"
    Humans: "timepass"

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 8 місяців тому +20

    Aliens in these stories have become standardized fools. They'll talk of peace but due to fear will always resort to violence first.
    Then the story unfolds predictably from there.
    Do all aliens need to be on the spectrum?

    • @toptiergaming6900
      @toptiergaming6900 8 місяців тому +3

      Yes

    • @synctrox9679
      @synctrox9679 8 місяців тому +4

      Cant be a hfy without aliens being absolute idiots because else they will look better than humans lol

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 8 місяців тому +2

      TBF if you just saw the monsters you were taught to fear from birth and kept you up at night as a child, just show up, you'd probably do something stupid too.

    • @pirksaddict
      @pirksaddict 7 місяців тому +3

      Turns out, a touch o' the 'tism is too typical to terribly temperamental non terrestrial types.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +1

      No just the plant based ones end up on the dinner plate 😂😂😂😂

  • @zerospace101
    @zerospace101 6 місяців тому +4

    Space Lettuce lol. So Human

  • @nikoladd
    @nikoladd 7 місяців тому +14

    That's a lotta sauerkraut!

    • @edwardroche2480
      @edwardroche2480 7 місяців тому

      I got a weed eater

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому

      Bury it in the ground in a clay pot for a hundred years and make Kimchee 😂😂😂😂

    • @karlsmith2570
      @karlsmith2570 6 місяців тому

      Sauerkraut is made from cabbage, not lettuce

  • @imhollywood101
    @imhollywood101 8 місяців тому +6

    So this is how liberty dies.

  • @danielleriley2796
    @danielleriley2796 8 місяців тому +3

    The Kroeber problem… is it a problem, really? All the human fleet has to do is rescind the stand down order so now no orders were broken, sort of. Then send the fleets to him, way more than are 100% loyal to him. Then you have a huge fleet size in battle advantage so human losses are greatly minimised. Also since the restrained part of the human fleet is far bigger then they can curb and reign in kreigers actions, direct them, limit them, control them.
    By doing this Krieger wouldn’t feel abandoned and outgunned allowing him to calm and just unclench a little. No longer being pursued and hunted by his own and no longer outgunned at every planet. With this he won’t have the burning need to just go hard fast and total destruction, that is the safest and fastest way in battle, all out and no prisioners.
    This way the 30% of haters see that the fleet admiralty are with him and all is reunited and there is no problem. The kreiger lovers see that he isn’t being attacked and shot for treason. The 40% undecided have the decision made for them in a positive light by the Fleet Admiralty themselves. All sides joined again. There is a war on and there can be no devision at home if you want to win. The enemy is wiping out entire human planets and destroying food production, THATS EXTERMINATION type shit.

  • @SGC511
    @SGC511 7 місяців тому +4

    Somebody has an embarrassingly primitive understanding of frontal lobe function.

  • @jerrysullivan7223
    @jerrysullivan7223 4 місяці тому +1

    I lost it at picked up and used as a sandwich ! 😂😂😅😮

  • @ashleytyler2616
    @ashleytyler2616 7 місяців тому +3

    Hear me out.... glyphosate in super soakers.

  • @eugenekaplun4684
    @eugenekaplun4684 Місяць тому +1

    This is a very accurate vision of the human heart. All we need is an opportunity to kill steal and destroy. As painful as this is to listen to, I recommend this story to everything as a mirror to what is inside of us all. I thank God for sending Jesus to pay for out sins. After all, what do we have to pay with, except our desperate wickedness?

  • @bc64100
    @bc64100 8 місяців тому +3

    HUMANS :WE ARE COMING FOR YOU LITTLE ALIENS ""(HUMAN KNOW WAR AND WE ARE WAR AND WE ARE AT PEACE WITH THAT HUMANS WILL ALL WAYS BE THAT !)

  • @johnsanford3596
    @johnsanford3596 3 місяці тому

    Spaceships, with HALLWAYS and FLOORS. The future is truly wondrous, ditching those confusing decks and passageways.

  • @Trafficaloco
    @Trafficaloco 6 місяців тому +3

    i noticed it was a fem, as well.

  • @Imi3250
    @Imi3250 4 місяці тому

    “ the galactic council is sad that we survived”😂😂

  • @timopalmer6239
    @timopalmer6239 2 дні тому

    Floresen lights again, must be AI generated store. Very good reading.

  • @AnotherAgnostic
    @AnotherAgnostic 3 дні тому

    Dreary and depressing. Has that dark DC Comics/Movies feel to it.

  • @MrFROLAC
    @MrFROLAC 7 місяців тому +2

    this story is all over the shop...

  • @iamchuckrock
    @iamchuckrock 7 місяців тому +2

    Good work!

  • @abulletant1147
    @abulletant1147 6 місяців тому +2

    how mentally ill are aliens to kill themselves over seeing humans fight eachother

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 2 місяці тому

      They were genetically modified to be passive

  • @marshutch3931
    @marshutch3931 5 місяців тому +1

    Does that make the humans the John Wicks of the universe 😂😂😂😂

  • @Chew96
    @Chew96 7 місяців тому +3

    You know what they say “In space no one hears you scream” 😏

  • @seancondon5572
    @seancondon5572 4 місяці тому +1

    So, uh... does anyone else hear the phrase "Symphony of destruction" and immediately think of Megadeth, or is it just me?

  • @Darcifeus37
    @Darcifeus37 6 місяців тому +1

    Mike is a real one...

  • @jameswoods8849
    @jameswoods8849 7 місяців тому +3

    22:53 To be the mars manufacturing groups ceo.
    💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

  • @Himothy_Himbo_Himson
    @Himothy_Himbo_Himson 7 місяців тому +3

    Humanity out here tossing space salad

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 7 місяців тому +1

      The ultimate shit sandwich 😂😂😂😂

  • @Goujiin
    @Goujiin 4 місяці тому

    Geeze. Even Alderaan in this story doesn't survive. Justice for Alderaan

  • @xedalpha1
    @xedalpha1 3 місяці тому

    This was an epic story. Loved it

  • @rachaelcourtnell7275
    @rachaelcourtnell7275 4 місяці тому +1

    This is why you must always always EAT your vegetables.

  • @DatGitGhaz
    @DatGitGhaz 5 днів тому

    Bout to go mow my lawn to stick it to these plants. Animal supremacy 💪

  • @Monkey36044
    @Monkey36044 7 місяців тому +1

    Agent orange, really man this is dark😂

  • @frostyduck578
    @frostyduck578 6 місяців тому +2

    Wo would want to fight knowing they could be picked up and served in a sandwich

  • @rbtsubs
    @rbtsubs 7 місяців тому +1

    Nope. They know nothing about a recon ship that was watching them and gave a stupid answer " We represent no one" wouldn't get your ship repaired and wouldn't get a friendly reception especially when they seem ready for war

  • @kevindeantonio5582
    @kevindeantonio5582 7 місяців тому +1

    This was a good story up until the Harmony Battle, it seemed like the Alien Lettuce had no chance against us, and then the next thing I know, we are on the brink of destruction. I know that there was a gap/jump in the story as I'm listening to it. But even going back, the jump is still there. Unfortunate...

  • @diarradunlap9337
    @diarradunlap9337 7 місяців тому +1

    Earth 2nd Amendment Protocol ACTIVATED.

  • @ryansharpe7251
    @ryansharpe7251 7 місяців тому +2

    What an unsatisfying ending...

  • @noah766
    @noah766 8 місяців тому +2

    Great story first sci-fi channel I found have found a few since but this is still my favorite channel. lol a lot easier to follow then most. Finish my armored Terran story 😢😂

  • @CHMichael
    @CHMichael 8 місяців тому +7

    I just thought - i heard that before.

  • @Neteruk
    @Neteruk 6 місяців тому +2

    Hehehe, anti FTL is good, until they target every star and silence the galaxy. I'd call it "The Final Silence Protocol" last resort to nova the entire galaxy.