Jimmy Carr fixes Bert Kreischer’s First Joke in SECONDS 😳😭

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  • @313DVE
    @313DVE 2 місяці тому +9547

    The difference between being the joke and being able to tell a joke.

    • @philippotto7693
      @philippotto7693 2 місяці тому +50

      Ouch😂

    • @austinblevins3084
      @austinblevins3084 2 місяці тому +32

      Best comment Jesus that burns

    • @alanendresen7637
      @alanendresen7637 2 місяці тому +13

      Y'all so lame for this ppl hate on Bert so much but if he's so horrible why is he so popular

    • @tuncayzafer6775
      @tuncayzafer6775 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@alanendresen7637all around the world there have been horrible people in history and even they had people who admired them!
      So it’s not that hard to find a few fat fu… who think he is funny.
      Unfortunately!
      But that’s just my humble opinion.

    • @tym2083
      @tym2083 2 місяці тому +38

      ​@@alanendresen7637everything he does is hitched to Tom. You couldn't think of that?

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 2 місяці тому +5685

    Its almost unfair how much he just dunked on Bert.😂

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 2 місяці тому +77

      Dunking on Bert is like dunking on one of those plastic kids hoops

    • @cameronsnyder1246
      @cameronsnyder1246 2 місяці тому +5

      @Spo8 That's why it's unfair, but I love seeing it, so that's why i said almost. Lol

    • @Zuccleberry
      @Zuccleberry 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Spo8😂😂🤣🤣

    • @joshuagainey1648
      @joshuagainey1648 2 місяці тому +7

      Low hanging fruit but he’s not in the business because he’s funny. He’s in the business to be a punching bag😂

    • @dalegreening6476
      @dalegreening6476 2 місяці тому +4

      He just took Berts joke injected it with steroids and made it funnier 😆

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 2 місяці тому +4189

    Jimmy squeezed out like 6 jokes out of just Bert's premise. Ya just can't fuck with Jimmy

    • @djwinger2003
      @djwinger2003 2 місяці тому

      If you can't fuck with Jimmy, fuck a cheeseburger

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 2 місяці тому +39

      I mean. . . you could. I would just suggest getting consent first.

    • @colangelog09
      @colangelog09 2 місяці тому +7

      No he really is the best

    • @GHFMFTS
      @GHFMFTS 2 місяці тому +11

      you can, he's really not funny

    • @NikolasColivas
      @NikolasColivas 2 місяці тому +9

      Jimmy is criminally underrated

  • @karlalessandro4725
    @karlalessandro4725 2 місяці тому +3363

    2 bears 1 comic

    • @VuxCollects
      @VuxCollects 2 місяці тому +43

      underrated comment

    • @epiccheesemoment4035
      @epiccheesemoment4035 2 місяці тому +20

      Litteraly idk how the guy even has fans when there's much much better comics than him out there. I mean I know why it's just annoying

    • @nikscott6644
      @nikscott6644 2 місяці тому

      😂👌

    • @colereed7411
      @colereed7411 2 місяці тому

      ​@@epiccheesemoment4035who

    • @Ihave2PoOpalot
      @Ihave2PoOpalot 2 місяці тому

      Truest thing

  • @georgecasper6206
    @georgecasper6206 2 місяці тому +2773

    “None of these are in my bit.” No shit, It was actually funny

    • @brendancurtin679
      @brendancurtin679 2 місяці тому +28

      To be fair, that line was pretty good. Bert is like the guy who is always playing pick up basketball games and is pretty good for that group of people. And then Jimmy Carr is an actual NBA player and just crushes him.

    • @sickofyou4408
      @sickofyou4408 2 місяці тому +41

      ​@@brendancurtin679 Bert's the guy who shows up without being asked to play and gets picked last

    • @shiannemckracken4732
      @shiannemckracken4732 2 місяці тому +2

      Boom!🤣

    • @Deadrum
      @Deadrum 2 місяці тому +9

      @@sickofyou4408exactly this. Somehow with seemingly zero* self-awareness, just like the kids showing up & getting picked last

    • @schobes
      @schobes Місяць тому

      ​@@sickofyou4408next to Brendan shaub

  • @kingmj87
    @kingmj87 2 місяці тому +1060

    So cool for Bert to meet an actual comic

    • @fleshsuitman
      @fleshsuitman 2 місяці тому

      He actually meets alot of them and still hasn't picked up a joke.

    • @JaydenRoche
      @JaydenRoche Місяць тому +1

      Aye, Tom is good 😑

    • @noahpippin3204
      @noahpippin3204 Місяць тому +8

      @@JaydenRochewas

    • @JaydenRoche
      @JaydenRoche Місяць тому +1

      @@noahpippin3204 true . But hey he lost his pops n all recently shit happens . Bert completely drags him down tho

    • @tentaklaus9382
      @tentaklaus9382 21 день тому

      @@JaydenRocheHe lost touch before that. Tragedy is also what makes most good comedians great. Tom is on a drastic decline. Lots of coverage explaining this, no need to ride his D.

  • @mikemosh8268
    @mikemosh8268 2 місяці тому +765

    Talk about a master class, Jimmy came up with more and better material on the subject in 1 minute than Bart did in 20 years

    • @myhatmygandhi6217
      @myhatmygandhi6217 2 місяці тому +33

      Because one of them is an actual comedian 😂
      Seriously though, all of Rogan's crew of comedians pale in comparison to the talent in the UK and Ireland.

    • @IAMYAMAMA
      @IAMYAMAMA 2 місяці тому

      @@myhatmygandhi6217 normand can hang he's got some got off the cuff stuff

    • @barrydlive4602
      @barrydlive4602 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@myhatmygandhi6217wow, that's pale indeed 😳

    • @7eddiii
      @7eddiii 2 місяці тому

      @@myhatmygandhi6217jimmy carr is the only one y’all got and he’s good but he just does one liners which get boring personally I like comedic stories and longer bits

    • @StonedCabbage
      @StonedCabbage 2 місяці тому +9

      Not even one minute, took him one second for that to come into his head. Bert is never good off the cuff which explains why all his material sucks because he can’t even think of something funny when trying to

  • @Qsurvivorfan
    @Qsurvivorfan 2 місяці тому +495

    Jimmy Cars been one of the best joke writers alive for literal decades now. Good to see more Americans catching on

    • @pussylips82
      @pussylips82 2 місяці тому +1

      Right on

    • @salmorales6927
      @salmorales6927 2 місяці тому +4

      Been a fan of him for a long time.. one of the best on both sides of the pond

    • @AcesPlace22
      @AcesPlace22 2 місяці тому +2

      What does my race have to do with liking someone?

    • @user-tm8jt2py3d
      @user-tm8jt2py3d 2 місяці тому

      Americans have been aware of him for decades, but he's kind of shit

    • @jonkarow1853
      @jonkarow1853 2 місяці тому +30

      @@AcesPlace22American is a nationality, not a race! I think OP meant that Carr has a way larger European audience since he's European himself, so a lot of people who live in America may not have known who he was or how good he was

  • @Tempest_Elixir
    @Tempest_Elixir 2 місяці тому +409

    Bert STILL doesn't know what stand up is

  • @jamesmadill9097
    @jamesmadill9097 2 місяці тому +1262

    The difference between a real comedian and a drunk named Bert

    • @bryanbridges6152
      @bryanbridges6152 2 місяці тому +10

      Have you ever even been to a bert show or watched his Netflix specials? Dude is hilarious. Let me guess you don't like him because he is now popular and you want to be an edge lord

    • @DMBlade4
      @DMBlade4 2 місяці тому +22

      @@bryanbridges6152 He's just not funny. He has like 1 gag and it isn't even a real story. He's the epitome of unfunny

    • @bryanbridges6152
      @bryanbridges6152 2 місяці тому

      @@DMBlade4 which isn't a real story ?

    • @goat_horde
      @goat_horde 2 місяці тому +3

      @@bryanbridges6152 ive tried so many times over the past 10 years and hes gotten worse. Least deserving and truly not funny at all

    • @giantturd5157
      @giantturd5157 2 місяці тому

      It was his first joke

  • @generalzow
    @generalzow 2 місяці тому +176

    Jimmy is EXTREMELY good at joke writing.

    • @spudwickthrockmorton2112
      @spudwickthrockmorton2112 2 місяці тому +3

      I love his joke writing but his delivery is a little too posh, for me anyways

    • @jamesart9
      @jamesart9 2 місяці тому +3

      More than that, he is EXTREMELY good at riffing on the fly. And hits it 90% of the time.
      Legendary in my opinoon.

    • @lucidblicky7642
      @lucidblicky7642 Місяць тому

      @@spudwickthrockmorton2112 for me it's his dry delivery that makes it that much better lol

  • @dannygreen592
    @dannygreen592 2 місяці тому +513

    That's because Jimmy Carr is an actual comedian.

    • @quistador7
      @quistador7 Місяць тому

      bro it's a seasoned comedian vs some guy who just started. He said it was his first joke. Go look up a lot of stand-up their first stuff can stink sometimes

    • @tentaklaus9382
      @tentaklaus9382 21 день тому +1

      @@quistador7Berts stuff has managed to maintain that first joke level of greatness "I shoved my willy in to food huuhuhhuuhhu"

  • @jekylld8414
    @jekylld8414 2 місяці тому +163

    The premise of fucking a cheeseburger makes an In N Out joke like the lowest hanging fruit and Bert still couldn't put it together lmao

    • @cerealdude890
      @cerealdude890 2 місяці тому +17

      I was gonna come up with a pun for Jack in the box, but I think it’s already there.

    • @Thisisausername556
      @Thisisausername556 2 місяці тому +6

      I mean Bert did say that was the first joke he ever told on stage so idk what you expect of him lol.

    • @jekylld8414
      @jekylld8414 2 місяці тому +3

      @Thisisausername556 ive never been on stage and I thought of it as im sure a buttload more people, so, more than that.

    • @alphamega1811
      @alphamega1811 2 місяці тому +10

      I mean, if Bert does that at In N Out i don't even wanna know what goes on at Five Guys

    • @BBD-AITB
      @BBD-AITB 2 місяці тому +1

      He said it was his first joke from before he could even write comedy, plus he was an east coaster so it’d be unreasonable to expect that joke to rival with a godly comic like Jimmy Carr can make out of Bert’’s premise.

  • @unpopularcounselor9659
    @unpopularcounselor9659 2 місяці тому +77

    “The conversation before the intervention.” 😂

    • @xxdarebearxx2794
      @xxdarebearxx2794 Місяць тому +2

      Bert always ignores these so he wouldn't get it lol

  • @kevinandrewsphoto
    @kevinandrewsphoto 2 місяці тому +1350

    Jimmy is literally a professional comedian. A guy who’s worked 10,000 hours to master his craft. Bert is a fat drunk with famous rich friends who tells made up stories and calls it “material”

    • @kobeclifford5421
      @kobeclifford5421 2 місяці тому

      And you’re a sad loser crying into the void on a successful persons youtube comment section. Who’s winning? Coming from a guy who doesn’t even care for bert, you’re pathetic for even thinking that way.

    • @MarvinHeemeyer-tg1kt
      @MarvinHeemeyer-tg1kt 2 місяці тому +29

      I've had a strong disdain for Bert or burt whatever idk how he spells his name, for as long as I've heard his name.
      Glad to see everybody else finally figuring it out lol

    • @themysticfedora
      @themysticfedora 2 місяці тому +7

      @@MarvinHeemeyer-tg1kthave you ever met or seen anyone that spells burt like burt lmao

    • @MacktasticSlick_
      @MacktasticSlick_ 2 місяці тому +43

      @@themysticfedoraBurt Reynolds

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@themysticfedora Gilburt

  • @Manimal747
    @Manimal747 2 місяці тому +72

    Bert should have all of his jokes written by literally anyone else.

  • @RustyBlumpkins
    @RustyBlumpkins 2 місяці тому +20

    It’s amazing what an actual comedian can do

  • @onetumeni2007
    @onetumeni2007 2 місяці тому +37

    Carr is honestly one of the best so

  • @yvesnux7264
    @yvesnux7264 2 місяці тому +25

    Jimmy Carr is a legend

  • @John-lo4xz
    @John-lo4xz 2 місяці тому +104

    The difference between a "funny" guy and a comedian.

    • @thebigragu9952
      @thebigragu9952 2 місяці тому +6

      Intelligence. All the best comedians to ever live have been incredibly smart, and all the mediocre ones haven’t. Norm Macdonald graduated high school at 14 for christs sake.

    • @buttscarlton342
      @buttscarlton342 2 місяці тому

      Bert isn’t funny though

    • @ericniesen1775
      @ericniesen1775 Місяць тому +2

      You get it. My friends always tell me to try stand up (maybe one day sure just because) but I always try to tell them stand up isn't as simple as just 'being funny'. There's an entire methodology behind it and it's awesome.

    • @noahjames1985
      @noahjames1985 Місяць тому +1

      @@ericniesen1775 my friends would always tell me that I am funny, but that I wouldn't be able to be a stand up because I just create comedy from the current situation (kinda like what jimmy did here) I never created my own premise and expanded upon it...funny thing is, I never once said that I wanted to be a stand up comedian. I just like making people laugh.

  • @jon.t.lillster6497
    @jon.t.lillster6497 2 місяці тому +15

    Never thought jimmys comedy would land in America. I’ve watched him on English comedy circuit for years and am pleased he’s making a mark across the pond. Sharp as a tack, mummy dearest 😂

    • @genzcurmudgeon8037
      @genzcurmudgeon8037 2 місяці тому +2

      He’s been pretty popular in America for while hasn’t he? I remember him being on Comedy Central all the time.

    • @Woessner1101
      @Woessner1101 2 місяці тому +2

      I've always liked him... but also always been an outlier here and loved Britain's dry/witty humor. Some niche show I caught late on Comedy Central one night, "Phonejacker" had me in tears and lead me down a British rabbit hole lmao

  • @capitalist4life
    @capitalist4life 2 місяці тому +25

    That’s a professional at work!

  • @Leingster
    @Leingster 2 місяці тому +85

    Jimmy carr is super sharp

  • @alexandertedesco8809
    @alexandertedesco8809 2 місяці тому +37

    When an actual good comedian comes into the picture

  • @OLBK
    @OLBK 2 місяці тому +28

    There is levels to this game.

    • @SpecialEd-ru4jo
      @SpecialEd-ru4jo 2 місяці тому +4

      “Are levels” not “is levels”. Levels is plural which dictates the use of are. If you wanted to use “is” then you would have to say “there is a level”. Instead of focusing on this trivial game, maybe you should focus on proper grammar.

    • @ThatoneLich
      @ThatoneLich 2 місяці тому

      @@SpecialEd-ru4jo nerd

    • @waylanddavick9459
      @waylanddavick9459 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ThatoneLich Read the guys name again.
      SpecialEd. As in - special education. He's here making sure no child lacks basic literacy.

    • @swagman7000
      @swagman7000 Місяць тому

      ​@@SpecialEd-ru4jo try to get laid or something

    • @hegemonycricket2182
      @hegemonycricket2182 Місяць тому

      *Are

  • @goodolarchie
    @goodolarchie 2 місяці тому +46

    The problem with Bert is this is what it looks like when you put him next to an actual comedian.

    • @yellowdart6666
      @yellowdart6666 2 місяці тому

      Hilarious. When you realize this George carlins bit about America being sold out 15 years before any of us were born. Bert is being hoisted as a worthy act when he fucking isn't. We love him because we know he's like any of us and could be elevated without deserving It.
      This is a great time for half skilled motherfuxkerx cause no body is checking anyone at the door anymore.

  • @Mylesluvs80085
    @Mylesluvs80085 2 місяці тому +32

    Jimmy Carrs leagues ahead of

  • @NickMullet
    @NickMullet 2 місяці тому +28

    Bert with another lie, no way would he waste a cheeseburger like that.

    • @wesmonk1942
      @wesmonk1942 2 місяці тому +8

      Who said he wasted it

    • @jjokinen8420
      @jjokinen8420 Місяць тому

      Added some of that special sauce, Animal style

  • @wojciechwilczynski5309
    @wojciechwilczynski5309 2 місяці тому +15

    "talk about animal style" Man he's good.

  • @abstractseagull
    @abstractseagull 2 місяці тому +4

    Punching up any Bert joke requires seconds…

  • @Syd-wo4gr
    @Syd-wo4gr 2 місяці тому +27

    People give carr shit but for what it’s worth the guy is undeniably legendary

    • @msgtblbj
      @msgtblbj 2 місяці тому +5

      I've never heard anyone talk shit about Jimmy Carr. What do they say about him?

    • @jms1263
      @jms1263 2 місяці тому +5

      I’ve heard ppl call him a hack. I disagree- I love him.

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 2 місяці тому

      Sounds like some Americans being salty whenever someone outside the US (especially British) is considered funny.

    • @msgtblbj
      @msgtblbj 2 місяці тому +1

      @theduck2970 I'm American and I love Jimmy Carr. His stand up is great and I just like hearing him talk about random stuff.

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 2 місяці тому +1

      @@msgtblbj Yeah, I was probably making a sweeping statement so I changed it to "some Americans." To us non-Americans, it still feels like a large bunch of Americans' sense of humor is still relegated to fart jokes and crotch punches.

  • @johncheese4825
    @johncheese4825 2 місяці тому +17

    Carr is a beast.

  • @MikeHarris1984
    @MikeHarris1984 2 місяці тому +12

    Oh Jimmy Carr is a genius! That is effing hilarious!

  • @gupstaa
    @gupstaa 2 місяці тому +13

    Jimmy once again showing off why he has national treasure status…

  • @bhavyamankad479
    @bhavyamankad479 2 місяці тому +98

    Jimmy made a non-joke a joke.

  • @victorfaasuamaleaui
    @victorfaasuamaleaui 19 днів тому +4

    Bert's so effing thick Jimmy's first gag about being kicked out of In-and-Out went straight over his head

  • @mattbanker9083
    @mattbanker9083 2 місяці тому +46

    Carr would be great on Kill Tony guest panel. He would kill in Austin. No PC police to try and cancel him.

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba 2 місяці тому +4

      He has been on Kill Tony. Did great.

    • @mattbanker9083
      @mattbanker9083 2 місяці тому +3

      @@TheDwightMamba Haha damn for real? I'm going to have to find that episode! Thanks

    • @Jp-gw3tu
      @Jp-gw3tu 2 місяці тому

      There are no pc police in the UK. It is all media bullshit to keep people divided, the whole UK’s humour is to shit on people for a laugh, and we love it that way.

    • @boogiedown_
      @boogiedown_ 2 місяці тому +1

      real story: my first time my brother took me to a Rogan show I left with the impression he had a fetish for trans liberal democrats because *literally* that was all Rogan talked about. I also thought it was on brand because a gay guy was his opener.

  • @TheDwightMamba
    @TheDwightMamba 2 місяці тому +92

    The whole show was a passive aggressive clinic on how little Carr respects Bert.
    He left Tom alone except for one subject, which was why he's partnered with such an unaware buffoon.

    • @hen334
      @hen334 2 місяці тому +1

      Why do you think that he has little respect for Bert? I’m not disagreeing I just would like to know your reasoning.

    • @PaulsYouTube
      @PaulsYouTube 2 місяці тому +6

      I think that's a negative interpretation of Jimmy. Jimmy is a little more evolved than that. I think he just went with the jokes that were easiest for him. I don't think his intentions were to dunk on Bert. Jimmy has grown.

    • @klipser66
      @klipser66 2 місяці тому

      He doesn't hate him, he is just busting balls and Bert is an easy target because he is an insecure drunk. But people have really went over the top with Bert hate. Just don't listen or watch him you cun*s

    • @7eddiii
      @7eddiii 2 місяці тому +3

      I think you’re over analyzing two comedians just joking around lmao he wouldn’t go on their podcast if he didn’t respect them why is he on two bears one cave instead of your moms house if he only likes Tom

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba 2 місяці тому +3

      @@hen334 like when Bert asked if he could interrupt with an unrelated story... Jimmy goes, "I would be amazed if you didn't."
      Like I said, passive aggressive. It only works if you're not mean about it and Jimmy wasn't mean. Still roasted him for the entire episode as he had a decent conversation with Tom.

  • @kzuuu_tv
    @kzuuu_tv 2 місяці тому +9

    Jimmy is a genius and it's not even close.

  • @bcoco3218
    @bcoco3218 2 місяці тому +45

    Oh man. Comedy hasn’t happened on that podcast in a while. Damn Brits trying to take our jerbs.

  • @christianbaker3564
    @christianbaker3564 2 місяці тому +41

    How are these 2 in the same profession 😂?

    • @2MuckinFuch
      @2MuckinFuch 2 місяці тому +9

      One is a comedian, the other had 1 funny story about getting drunk in Russia

    • @DMBlade4
      @DMBlade4 2 місяці тому +1

      @@2MuckinFuch That story is anything but funny

    • @2MuckinFuch
      @2MuckinFuch 2 місяці тому

      @@DMBlade4 well regardless of your opinion, some studio that goes by the name Sony pictures decided to fund a movie starring Bert that was inspired by that joke.. so someone definitely thought it was funny enough.

    • @DMBlade4
      @DMBlade4 2 місяці тому

      @@2MuckinFuch Yea, cause Sony has been doing really well with their Spiderman movies. They definitely have a grip on the movie industry

    • @2MuckinFuch
      @2MuckinFuch 2 місяці тому

      @@DMBlade4 Yeah, the Spiderverse movies have been groundbreaking award-winning, worldwide hits. And with Marvel they co-produced the most successful live action Spiderman trilogy to date starring Tom Holland... which topped their very own first super successful Spiderman trilogy starring Tobey McGuire.
      Lmao, you wanna try another example other than Spiderman 🤦‍♂️?

  • @darraghmcconn
    @darraghmcconn 2 місяці тому +6

    Jimmy Carr has been one of the best in the world for years

  • @Aaronthisout
    @Aaronthisout 2 місяці тому +40

    Comedian vs not a comedian

  • @jimc2298
    @jimc2298 2 місяці тому +15

    That's just called being British

  • @revefamilyvideos3018
    @revefamilyvideos3018 2 місяці тому +13

    He’s gonna put that in his bit

  • @Zac_Frost
    @Zac_Frost 2 місяці тому +61

    Damn, this just shows how much better Jimmy is at this than both of these lumps.

    • @shaneloconte5470
      @shaneloconte5470 2 місяці тому +7

      Tom's actually good to be fair.

    • @matthewpeterson3329
      @matthewpeterson3329 2 місяці тому +6

      Easy now... Tom Segura is naturally quick witted and hilarious. He's a pro.

    • @Zac_Frost
      @Zac_Frost 2 місяці тому +3

      @@shaneloconte5470 Eh. Not nearly as good as he used to be. All the money has kinda made him lose his edge.

    • @bryanlowe3346
      @bryanlowe3346 2 місяці тому +1

      Tom doesn't suck at comedy, just sucks at picking best friends.

    • @Zac_Frost
      @Zac_Frost 2 місяці тому +1

      @@bryanlowe3346 True. I'd say he definitely has lost his edge, though. He used to be way funnier.

  • @TUGMusicRules
    @TUGMusicRules 2 місяці тому +11

    Any Americans just getting into Jimmy Carr should go check out some of the UK shows he hosts, especially “8 out of 10 Cats” and “Big Fat Quiz” series. He’s outstanding. I would also urge you to go back and watch any clips with him and the late great Sean Locke.

    • @WVinthehouse
      @WVinthehouse 2 місяці тому +1

      Thanks

    • @crossfox255
      @crossfox255 2 місяці тому

      Why'd they have to cancel 8 out of 10 and do that crappy I just told you?

    • @MrSladej
      @MrSladej Місяць тому

      @@crossfox255what the hell did you just say!

  • @doctorzogg
    @doctorzogg 2 місяці тому +14

    Jimmy is one of if not the single funniest people/person alive.

    • @ronsmith8424
      @ronsmith8424 2 місяці тому

      Stop reading my mind ! My thoughts exactly ! He also knows how to make Woke morons happy too

  • @nephilimritual-band
    @nephilimritual-band 2 місяці тому +11

    “talk about animal style” 💀💀💀💀

  • @noelaguilar986
    @noelaguilar986 2 місяці тому +112

    Bert’s real laugh ain’t bad

    • @ovo_faygss1440
      @ovo_faygss1440 2 місяці тому +2

      Yeah If I was black out drunk it wouldn’t be bad 💀

    • @kenithkennith
      @kenithkennith 2 місяці тому

      Compared to the fake one or excited one or whatever the shit it’s golden

    • @spinflux
      @spinflux 2 місяці тому

      Jimmy Carr’s, on the other hand…

  • @lurchorum
    @lurchorum 2 місяці тому +25

    Sad thing is that Jimmy could still do that with Bert's current career jokes.

  • @5cent27
    @5cent27 2 місяці тому +55

    Wait, you mean Bert is a lazy comedian? No…. Not the guy who made fun of his family for an entire special. I don’t believe it.

    • @kayjay135
      @kayjay135 2 місяці тому +3

      Idk but I find it hilarious that you even watched the whole special

    • @CouncilEstateRach
      @CouncilEstateRach Місяць тому +1

      His own children even. I'm all for telling jokes about family even 1 or 2 about yr chukdren but he roasted his own children.

    • @5cent27
      @5cent27 Місяць тому

      @@kayjay135 Too true haha. The joke is on me I guess 😂.

    • @sephirothswh0re598
      @sephirothswh0re598 Місяць тому

      ​@@CouncilEstateRach he has kids? WTF? What woman thought it was a good idea to do it with him?🥴

  • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
    @WynnWynn-gl3fk 2 місяці тому +62

    Jimmy is the only funny one out of the 3.

    • @travisferguson33
      @travisferguson33 2 місяці тому +5

      Nah Segura is funny

    • @mamaharumi
      @mamaharumi 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@travisferguson33He's out of touch, and he's generally not funny anymore because of it.

    • @travisferguson33
      @travisferguson33 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mamaharumi I appreciate your opinion but I disagree.

    • @csn_golf
      @csn_golf 2 місяці тому

      @@mamaharumisaw him recently he’s still hilarious

    • @jwj8201
      @jwj8201 2 місяці тому

      @@csn_golf Sledgehammer was mediocre. Acceptable, but not what we expect from him really. YMH is still great.

  • @SlurmsMackenzie187
    @SlurmsMackenzie187 2 місяці тому +8

    Jimmy carr looks like a scary ghost

  • @saneman7177
    @saneman7177 2 місяці тому +46

    Bit weird to just sit there & tell jokes whilst the guy is having a heart attack

  • @desireehassett6965
    @desireehassett6965 2 місяці тому +4

    Him riffing that off the top was great. Hes so good live. Quick quick!

  • @menacemanee
    @menacemanee 2 місяці тому +4

    What a real comic looks like

  • @jaimemarston6200
    @jaimemarston6200 2 місяці тому +3

    Jimmy Carr is hilarious! The man is so quick witted and holds the same tone in his voice while doing so. I think he is so underrated.

  • @Mason_____
    @Mason_____ 2 місяці тому +15

    I truly hope that Bert can humble himself and just become the KingCobraJFS of the comedy world that he has always been destined to be.

  • @joejulian1251
    @joejulian1251 2 місяці тому +36

    That shattered bert deep down. And it should

  • @danielcash31
    @danielcash31 2 місяці тому +32

    This is what happens when two regular dudes meet an actual comedian.

    • @caseycollinson1429
      @caseycollinson1429 2 місяці тому

      Are you claiming that Tom Segura is not an actual comedian? Because that statement is just completely false. Tom is hilarious and a great comedian. Bert I agree with you though.

  • @Thefractalillusion
    @Thefractalillusion 2 місяці тому +5

    Jimmy Carr is one of the All time greats.

  • @rainerzufall2345
    @rainerzufall2345 2 місяці тому +9

    We need a Jimmy vs Mark

    • @mikeyt2404
      @mikeyt2404 2 місяці тому +4

      Love mark… but Jimmy would destroy him. Not even close

    • @rainerzufall2345
      @rainerzufall2345 2 місяці тому +3

      @@mikeyt2404 i don't think it would be that clear but yeah jimmy got way more experience in that

    • @Schmeevene
      @Schmeevene 2 місяці тому +2

      He went on marks podcast, I don’t think jimmy was that amused by him

  • @ganglestank
    @ganglestank 2 місяці тому +1

    That’s what it sounds like when bert laughs genuinely

  • @RyanSpringer1984
    @RyanSpringer1984 2 місяці тому +6

    Jimmy Carr > Vodka Salesmen

  • @rafayealmeida
    @rafayealmeida 2 місяці тому +3

    i love the subtle shot jokewrld takes at bert on the intro

  • @glovere2
    @glovere2 Місяць тому

    I would watch an hour of just this. It’s very satisfying to see Carr show Bert on the spot how it’s done. It’s the difference between a comedic mind and whatever Bert is working with.

  • @TheSweetSoundsOfThe60s
    @TheSweetSoundsOfThe60s 2 місяці тому +42

    Jimmy carr is actually funny unlike Bert

  • @DMRJ53
    @DMRJ53 2 місяці тому +19

    Can’t stand Burt.

  • @Adelaide-audits.
    @Adelaide-audits. 2 місяці тому

    Jimmy is the best comic standing atm! Has been for a while now! ❤❤❤

  • @MrEliwankenobi
    @MrEliwankenobi 2 місяці тому

    Jimmy is the king of quick witty jokes. One after the other. Guy is a beast.

  • @joedudley707
    @joedudley707 2 місяці тому +5

    He's always an amazing person. Look into him folks.... And Sean lock

    • @CouncilEstateRach
      @CouncilEstateRach Місяць тому

      I cried when he died. We lost a real one that day. Such a humble man. So funny.

  • @Khaleel85
    @Khaleel85 2 місяці тому +4

    Lol Bert be lyin

  • @danielleahy15
    @danielleahy15 Місяць тому

    Jimmy is one of the most underrated comedians in the public eye. Dude is an absolute killer

  • @MrJoel9679
    @MrJoel9679 2 місяці тому

    Jimmy took one idea and made jokes from so many angles. Master of his craft.

  • @grbggaming6885
    @grbggaming6885 2 місяці тому +7

    Jimmy is actually a very funny person. Catches a lot of flak because his specials aren't the greatest sometimes

  • @mkrcivoj
    @mkrcivoj 2 місяці тому +4

    Jimmy Carr is a comedic assassin. He was barely warmed up.
    Bonus points getting Bert to sincerely laugh, for a change.

  • @matthewkirby9571
    @matthewkirby9571 2 місяці тому +2

    Jimmy is so good, I wish this was with any other comedian. With Blert I feel like most people could help him out.

  • @titusgilner
    @titusgilner 2 місяці тому

    jimmy is so underrated. best roast comic alive

  • @jefferylorsung8846
    @jefferylorsung8846 2 місяці тому +26

    Jimmy is the king of 1 liners. Bert and Tom are both funny but they incorporate a lot more stories.

    • @Silks-
      @Silks- 2 місяці тому +4

      Tom was a bit funny years ago, Bert never was. Both painfully unfunny now.

    • @jefferylorsung8846
      @jefferylorsung8846 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Silks- I saw Tom live a month ago and his new set was really good.

    • @NoName-cq7gy
      @NoName-cq7gy 2 місяці тому +1

      Bert is not funny. A lazy drunk who thinks he is a comedian.

    • @Silks-
      @Silks- 2 місяці тому

      @@jefferylorsung8846 Hmmm I’d have to see it to believe it

    • @ThisIsKindaFunny
      @ThisIsKindaFunny 2 місяці тому

      Tom is actually pretty skilled in comedy. He’s sold out big time lately and has definitely lost his edge but he truly is a real comedian. Bert is a drunk frat boy that IS a joke not that he could ever come up with one

  • @SlurmsMackenzie187
    @SlurmsMackenzie187 2 місяці тому +3

    Incredible comedic abilities 😂😂😂

  • @hugemagee
    @hugemagee 2 місяці тому +1

    Jimmy Carr is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @kidwave1
    @kidwave1 2 місяці тому

    That is incredibly quick and good wit.

  • @tobynobody23
    @tobynobody23 2 місяці тому +15

    Brent still doesn't know what stand-up is

    • @dimitrijekrstic7567
      @dimitrijekrstic7567 2 місяці тому

      Yup, he said it himself. He was and still is telling revealing stories instead of jokes

  • @paul_warner
    @paul_warner 2 місяці тому +2

    That's amazing that he just improvised an entire bit that would probably kill in a live set.

  • @bobwallace7487
    @bobwallace7487 2 місяці тому

    Jimmy has such quick wit. Amazing gift!

  • @kevinrhea7332
    @kevinrhea7332 2 місяці тому +9

    This surprises no one

  • @Tincanbanana3030
    @Tincanbanana3030 2 місяці тому +6

    He is good

  • @guitarshredder133
    @guitarshredder133 Місяць тому

    I absolutely love all three of these guys they are fucking amazing

  • @Joemcdowell91
    @Joemcdowell91 Місяць тому

    Jimmy is the king. Seen him live twice now and he never disappoints 😂

  • @Psycro
    @Psycro 2 місяці тому +4

    True master

  • @uncleanis45
    @uncleanis45 2 місяці тому +4

    Difference between a comedian and a clown, revealed.

  • @NoGreedSeeds
    @NoGreedSeeds Місяць тому

    Jimmy Carr is a LEGEND. One of my favorites, ever.

  • @jeryjohn
    @jeryjohn 22 дні тому

    Jimmy carr is a legend😂 he roasted me personally at a gig i was honoured😂

  • @mrcla55yguy20
    @mrcla55yguy20 2 місяці тому +7

    Legend

  • @jfaulkner426
    @jfaulkner426 2 місяці тому +3

    Can he fix the rest of them, whilst he's at it?

  • @RAFAKAUST
    @RAFAKAUST 2 місяці тому

    Jimmy Carr shitting on Bert whilst simultaneously showing some love to In n Out burger is just great.

  • @christiantrujillo4923
    @christiantrujillo4923 2 місяці тому +1

    That’s incredible wit.

  • @LUIGIRACER69
    @LUIGIRACER69 2 місяці тому +14

    Bro this man is unbelievable funny😂😂😂😂
    How has Jimmy carr had a career in the age of cancel culture 😂😂

    • @rba42
      @rba42 2 місяці тому +1

      Because cancel culture is primarily in the heads of right wingers. They talk more about cancel culture than people actually getting cancelled

    • @LUIGIRACER69
      @LUIGIRACER69 2 місяці тому

      @@rba42 tell me your delusional without actually saying it out loud

    • @chadjones-yl9vk
      @chadjones-yl9vk 2 місяці тому

      @@rba42shane gillis was not fired by right wingers.
      neither was gina carano. notice how everyone struggling to get work in hollywood is conservative or said a mildly offensive joke?
      also shane gillis seems pretty liberal, and he shits on cancel culture all the time so idk what the fuck you’re on about.

    • @zackiej89
      @zackiej89 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@chadjones-yl9vk Right wingers have embraced cancel culture. If you say one bad thing about Israel, you lose your job like all of these university presidents.

    • @zackiej89
      @zackiej89 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@LUIGIRACER69Acting like right wingers haven't been utilizing cancel culture when it comes to Israel lately. Such hypocrites

  • @PumpkinHeadGaming909
    @PumpkinHeadGaming909 2 місяці тому +16

    Bert is a hack