One time, there was a sign language interpreter on stage and patrice went up on stage holding a bunch of shit, walked right up to the sign language interpreter and said "excuse me, can you hold this?" And hands her everything he's holding and turns around and proceeds to talk to the crowd leaving the interpreter bamboozled lmao love patrice
Even though I LOVE Patrice, PETA event was a classic Patrice when he smelled the "wrong crowd". One time he saw how the crowd was extremely prude, and he immediately started asking them very sexual questions, explaining the Donkey Punch and similar "sex moves". :D Robin Williams laughing at Collin is too good, he saw how he's having a really bad day and he was like: "Colleague, WTF?" :D
@@zlac The Nasty Show wasn't even close to a bomb though 🤷🏻♂️ The beauty of the PETA event is that the crowd was totally against him and he persisted in antagonizing them
I think it was either Jim Norton, or Bill Burr, who said that Patrice's attitude was always, 'Never try to win a crowd back. Don't switch up your set to pander to them, because they can smell fear. Better to steer into your bomb, and make every single one of them walk out'.
I feel like they respected the fuck out of him for taking twice the money for a quarter of his time. These are old money billionaires, they know the value of time.
My favorite is Shane spending 9 hours chugging cold brew coffees at a panera bread, then going to watch Jumanji by himself and has a panic attack, calls his shaman for some guidance and then goes up on stage to fucking bomb
Quinn laughing at how spectacular of a bomb he had is hilarious. He basically pauses to laugh at the points that were the most traumatic😂 That's an amazing story, but god it must have been so uncomfortable in that room
I was at the DC show Gillis was talking about at 4:29 and yea literally nobody was in their seats, everyone was just getting drinks. But he actually did pretty good, most of the people sitting down were laughing, myself especially
@@AdamWallis26 SSSO whats your point, hes a SHITTY interviewer. Mate! literally has to repeat the last three words of EVERY sentence that came out of Chris's mouth. Shit KILLED then entire eb and flow of the story. I SWEAR Sal was doing a bit to see how long it would take for Chris to be like YES!!!!!, THAT's WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAID, WHY do you have to ask me if I said what I said at the end of EVERY sentence?
Great compilation. I've heard most of them but the Tom Segura one was hilarious and the Bill Burr / Patrice O'Neal one was so funny, talking about cooking a puppy for breakfast lol.
And also probably cuz this isn’t another one of those “hate channel” that has plagued UA-cam from some fat loser with a nasally voiceover hating on comics just to hate. This are fucking awful
@@jadet4748 yup its actual content not just some chinese dude spamming shorts with fucked up subtitles.. dont even get me started with putting subs on a comedy show.
I love that Robin Williams was the only one who appreciated the bomb act, and even funnier his coat went into the rain and got ran over. I can just picture Robin laughing his arse off
The fact that Rogan was trying to stop Bobby from going on stage because he isn't funny, when I've never laughed at anything Joe has said is hilarious, that dude has no comedic self awareness 😂
It’s funny how both found their niche with their podcasts, but never had tremendous success with their standup. I’m convinced Rogan had to pay Netflix for his special.
It seems like weed saved Rogan at the perfect time - he seemed like kind of a bro-ish asshole based on many stories from his past and he mellowed out right as he entered the limelight.
Just insulting hollywood royalty to their face and realizing you made the most massive miscalculation of all time 😂 That's such a great story, and I could feel how uncomfortable it was
Colin's story about hoping to be discovered at the DeNiro gig. He also wrote a spec script for Crocodile Dundee 2 where Colin himself showed Paul Hogan around New York. Colin was playing to win, what a motivational person.
Unintentionally? It's funny that Rogan, of all people, said Bobby wasn't funny.. Because all his act consists of, is climbing on the stool and humping it, and yelling til his voice goes out. Real artist, yo!
I can fully picture Robin Williams giving him that look outside, of just “what the fuck” that your friends give, then falling into hysteric laughter when the cashmere go run over.
I remember that Tom Segura story was on video on youtube for a while. I think it was like the last 8 minutes or so. I was holding my head and Tom was like, "Okay I will bring the black guy back out." hahahahaha.
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Doing a bit about cooking your dog for breakfast at a PETA event is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. RIP Patrice O'Neal.
One time, there was a sign language interpreter on stage and patrice went up on stage holding a bunch of shit, walked right up to the sign language interpreter and said "excuse me, can you hold this?" And hands her everything he's holding and turns around and proceeds to talk to the crowd leaving the interpreter bamboozled lmao love patrice
That's awesome lmfao never heard that before what a legend Patrice is@@thepeach4638
@@thepeach4638& then some... Videos on YT too RIP T-Bone
You guys. Spend some time re-watching old tough crowd episodes. Patrice and kevin hart had some of the funniest moments ever on tv
@@cavemanlawyer5608forget Tough Crowd, spend hundreds of hours listening to all of his appearances on Opie & Anthony.
"I'm actually pretty good in the white community" Shane's a man who understands his audience
And with the "special" people hes just a monster.
@@MadVolbeathim and John cena
@@MatthewGill-nv4tb lol they sure do love them some John Cena
All comedians understand their audiences…?
@@toooesyeah, and everyone has common sense. That’s why it’s *common* sense.
Can't decide whether I love Patrice ruining a PETA evet or Robin Williams laughing at Collin more 😆 such legends
Even though I LOVE Patrice, PETA event was a classic Patrice when he smelled the "wrong crowd".
One time he saw how the crowd was extremely prude, and he immediately started asking them very sexual questions, explaining the Donkey Punch and similar "sex moves". :D
Robin Williams laughing at Collin is too good, he saw how he's having a really bad day and he was like: "Colleague, WTF?" :D
@@zlac The Nasty Show wasn't even close to a bomb though 🤷🏻♂️
The beauty of the PETA event is that the crowd was totally against him and he persisted in antagonizing them
I think it was either Jim Norton, or Bill Burr, who said that Patrice's attitude was always,
'Never try to win a crowd back. Don't switch up your set to pander to them, because they can smell fear.
Better to steer into your bomb, and make every single one of them walk out'.
I'd give anything to see the Patrice PETA thing...
congrats on 500k joke world
The story of Norm Macdonald being kicked out of Ohio by the governor for his set would have been gold here.
legendary story
Iowa
@@stephenkolman5727 yeah my bad, I remembered the story from Jim Breuer where he corrected to Iowa later.
Ioaw*
Thats a real thing? Gotta look this up
I like how Chris actually tells the jokes that bombed. I’m always curious when these stories come up
Chris is my favourite he's so real
Yeah, but he didn’t apparently!
the guy that was sitting with him needs to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting him so that he can actually tell the story
I feel like they respected the fuck out of him for taking twice the money for a quarter of his time. These are old money billionaires, they know the value of time.
@@jennygagne9099 i've never heard of Chris before but his story was so genuine. Definitely on my radar now.
My favorite is Shane spending 9 hours chugging cold brew coffees at a panera bread, then going to watch Jumanji by himself and has a panic attack, calls his shaman for some guidance and then goes up on stage to fucking bomb
Sounds like a chapter from American Psycho
lol
@@ko2niyou're trying too hard and it's obvious you've never seen the movie
Quinn laughing at how spectacular of a bomb he had is hilarious. He basically pauses to laugh at the points that were the most traumatic😂
That's an amazing story, but god it must have been so uncomfortable in that room
He said in another telling that his suit jacket was completely soaked through from sweat on the stage 💀
His jacket!!!
That last dude had it the worst. That's a great prank by Akash
It was uncomfortable to listen to that story. Others were funny, his was painful.
😂
Joe Rogan saying he’s obviously not a bomb expert is the funniest thing he’s ever said
Joe Rohan sounds like an alternate version of Rogan where he's Irish and speaks Gaelic.
@@b3yambur
Sounds more Indian that Irish
@@giggityeffyou I see where you're coming from but Rohan is an actual Irish last name. I thought it sounded a little Japanese too.
You don’t mess with the Rohan
He was talking about real bombs (💣)at the time
“I’m not really Asian I just woke up” is honestly hilarious to me 😂😂😂
"He's not funny, he's from La Jolla"
got me lmao
It makes total sense if you have been there
It would’ve been hilarious if Bobby pronounced it as “Ra Jorra”. 😂
Actually, it was still hilarious because he pulled off exactly how whiny Joe is.
Joe was right. Nobody is funny here...
"I don't know cancer" "....Yeah, how'd you know" LMAO!!! Best part of these stories.
Patrice was a comedian's comedian. He was definitely one of the greatest ever to do it.
He and Norm. Comic’s comic is the perfect way to describe those guys
Patrice is the GOAT 🐘
I’ve been falling asleep to these compilations so these guys just wind up being characters in my dreams 😂😂
@@John-Doe-Yo close your eyes
@@John-Doe-Yo I work really hard man I could fall asleep during a hurricane
@andrewmoore8992 yeah i feel that
"They were yellow skinned. I mean like tan.. not Asian."
Lmao
I was at the DC show Gillis was talking about at 4:29 and yea literally nobody was in their seats, everyone was just getting drinks. But he actually did pretty good, most of the people sitting down were laughing, myself especially
I figured he was making it worse than it seemed cause he is hilarious
11:39 Distefano's story about bombing for the Mets owner is the best
But the interviewer keeps interrupting.
@@najdifalcon the interviewer?😂 thats Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers mate
That one and Rick Glassman's story are my favorite. And Patrice of course 😂
@@AdamWallis26Every man and his dog knows who Sel Volcano is, am I right?! 🤓
@@AdamWallis26 SSSO whats your point, hes a SHITTY interviewer. Mate!
literally has to repeat the last three words of EVERY sentence that came out of Chris's mouth. Shit KILLED then entire eb and flow of the story.
I SWEAR Sal was doing a bit to see how long it would take for Chris to be like YES!!!!!, THAT's WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAID, WHY do you have to ask me if I said what I said at the end of EVERY sentence?
Great compilation. I've heard most of them but the Tom Segura one was hilarious and the Bill Burr / Patrice O'Neal one was so funny, talking about cooking a puppy for breakfast lol.
At a PETA event!
@@hhiippiittyythen played their piano lmal
@hhiippiittyy i completely missed that lmao thats even better
My all time favorite is when Theo Von was invited to host a benefit for Kirk Douglas but he thought they said roast
Did u get the dildo back from your old ass diapering wearing mom
WHAT?!?! Must find that story.
Oh god hahaha thanks for reminding me 😂😂
😅 10:36 😊😅@@l-train7876
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Glad this channel doesn't get copyright strikes. Love the compilation
Think it helps that he's promoting them all rather than just playing their content to bring in $. Smart play
And also probably cuz this isn’t another one of those “hate channel” that has plagued UA-cam from some fat loser with a nasally voiceover hating on comics just to hate. This are fucking awful
Comedians rock with this channel because the creator puts them on - it’s cool for community
@@jadet4748 yup its actual content not just some chinese dude spamming shorts with fucked up subtitles.. dont even get me started with putting subs on a comedy show.
Yeah, I've heard several comedians mention this channel off hand during various podcasts. They like this dude.
I love that Robin Williams was the only one who appreciated the bomb act, and even funnier his coat went into the rain and got ran over. I can just picture Robin laughing his arse off
Colin Quinn: "Side brag. Robin Williams knows me."😂❤
Bobby's Rogan impression isn't too shabby, lol
It truly revealed how much of a penis Joe is.
He's probably heard that line over and over in his head for decades
That silent treatment prank on Blaustein 27:50
"Biaa... WTF happened here?!?"
I lost my mind bro I'm DEAD!
I laughed the hardest at that point! Hearing the backstory and then the clip was incredible.
Honestly, I wouldn't have been surprised if that was the audience's reaction regardless.
Akash is SO DIRTY for that!!! Hilarious.. but DAMN that's cold blooded. Audience played along perfectly though 🤣
The last one was absolutely hilarious. He goes all in on that impression and the room doesn't react at all
“Not only do I not hear laughs, I can hear Joe Rogan in the back saying ‘see I told you he’s not funny’”💀💀💀💀
The irony is that, that sounds like all of Rogan's sets
the „im not really asian… I just woke up“ is fire 😂
"Tickling the ivories" is a new saying for me. Hilarious
Sam felt his soul leave his body a bit after his yellow comment. 😅
Bobby Lee coming on with fkd up messy hair:” I’m not actually Asian, I just woke up” NEVER heard anything that funny from him. Hilarious.
The fact that Rogan was trying to stop Bobby from going on stage because he isn't funny, when I've never laughed at anything Joe has said is hilarious, that dude has no comedic self awareness 😂
You may have never laughed at something he said, but have you ever watched him fuck a stool?
To be fair.. comedy was pretty corny back then.
Making faces, humping stools was "hilarious". 😅
facts
I’ve also never laughed at anything Bobby has said 🤷♂️
It’s funny how both found their niche with their podcasts, but never had tremendous success with their standup. I’m convinced Rogan had to pay Netflix for his special.
At 10:00 when he says DeNiro was trying to support him out of pity, killed me
It’s funny hearing about a pre-weed Rogan thinking Bobby being bad early on was cuz he was from San Diego
It seems like weed saved Rogan at the perfect time - he seemed like kind of a bro-ish asshole based on many stories from his past and he mellowed out right as he entered the limelight.
tbf rogan was right lmaoo
This is so accurate
if anyone knows unfunny it's Joe Rogan
Bobby isn’t funny
I could listen to Patrice stories all day long.
God I pray Colin gets cast in a De Niro film before it's all said & done.
The Chris Di Stefano Cohen gig is the best
I really hope DeNiro & the other actors can now appreciate the comedy in Collin Quinn’s speech 🤣🤣🤣 that shit was hilarious!
Colin Quinn wins this one
Just insulting hollywood royalty to their face and realizing you made the most massive miscalculation of all time 😂
That's such a great story, and I could feel how uncomfortable it was
so bobby avoids anything joe rogan related and now i know why
Joe is a dick for that tbh
Imagine Rogan lecturing Mitzi on who's funny and who isn't
Been having great ideas lately man. You truly are the comedian lover's channel
This is a remake of a bombing video that came out a year or 2 ago same channel try and find it. First ones actually better.
I do remember that cuz thats about the time i started watching the channel haha @@joedeegan349
Bobby can still feel it...
Omg! 😂
This is one of my all-time favorite videos.
Can you imagine Joe Rogan accusing someone else of not being funny? 😅😂😂
Yes, cause Joe is funny
@@blanefulkerson8903his stand up is cheeks
@@blanefulkerson8903 Occasionally on his podcast but if you’ve ever laughed at his stand up, then I’d really like some of what you’re smoking.
@@blanefulkerson8903he’s really not, he knows lots of funny people though.
He’s funny when he doesn’t try too fucking hard to be
“He’s doing crowdwork on you 😂”
You the man JokeWRLD! Keep em comin’ !!
Both of those Bobby lee jokes had me laughing 😂
I think this is one of the most funniest and honest videos I have ever seen on UA-cam of all time for me.
Thank you Joke WRLD 🤣
Imagine Ryan Sickler, Nedav, and Bert Kreicher simultaneously laughing together...stuff of nightmares
Ur channel is just getting better and better man. Keep it up!!
Colin's story about hoping to be discovered at the DeNiro gig. He also wrote a spec script for Crocodile Dundee 2 where Colin himself showed Paul Hogan around New York. Colin was playing to win, what a motivational person.
Colin Quinn is a National Treasure
Patrice O’Neil not being here hurts so much. We need him more then ever. He was like a funny ass 2pac.
Rogan saying someone isn't funny is wild
Dude keep up the great work, you’ve turned into one of my favorite channels and you’ve introduced me to so many funny people and great podcasts
This was an absolutely insane collection of stories!! ❤
One thing i noticed is that Rogan unintentionally gave Bobby PTSD.
Unintentionally? It's funny that Rogan, of all people, said Bobby wasn't funny.. Because all his act consists of, is climbing on the stool and humping it, and yelling til his voice goes out. Real artist, yo!
@declaredjeans7555 hey kinda reminds me of Whitney Cummings
As a Shane Gillis latino fan, i can confirm, I was white for that hour I saw Shane live.
That story about Patrice going up after Bill Burr bombed and talking about eating a puppy is maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard
Really man congrats on the channel you saw your opportunity and you seized it #ROADTO500K
I love hearing Colin’s humiliating stories. They are the best.
Use me as a come back to this video once every couple months button
I am a terrible comic. Worst one that’s ever lived, but this has inspired me to keep going on. Here’s to another 10 years!
Brenden?
25:30
God damn I love Ryan Sickler
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao... he said "I'm not even his friend, they don't know me!" Its like he's so excited and happy for his first actual paying gig. Lmfaooooo
2:18 Patrice being an absolute agent of chaos 🤣
'im not really Asian... i just woke up'
5:55 - Seeing "Colin Quinn" laid over Tom really made me question my entire life for a second.
“i’m at the CAHMEDY CLUB” omg crazy that he referenced that
Tom’s story was actually so sad but you can’t help but laugh at it 😂😂
The editing is amazing 👏🏾
One of your best clips yet. Very cool life stories in here.
I love this video so much. It's fucking hilarious 🤣🤣
That ending was hysterical. His over the top energy vs the audience was top tier comedy. Who needs friends right :-)
Mark always hits Joe when he least expects it. 😂
Another banger. Thanks bruv
Those Colin Quin jokes are hilarious!
hey babe is just next level podcasting. love those guys
Chris just did a Louie CK bit about that bead of sweat😂
Robin Williams probably was drying from the roast 😂
By far my favorite upload!
Quinn’s story had me fucking dying 😂😂😂
I can fully picture Robin Williams giving him that look outside, of just “what the fuck” that your friends give, then falling into hysteric laughter when the cashmere go run over.
I've heard qQuinn tell the story even funnier. Sagura is such a hack he sucks the life out of a room
Quinn is tha BEST!
25:43 “Nooooo!” 🥳😂👌🏼
Man Chris destefano can really tell a story
Joe Rogan saying someone isn’t funny. Irony just died.
Joke Wrld is always on it !!!! Keep er' going I love your edits.
That last clip was terribly hard to watch lol.
Damn I love the way Bill Burr can tell a story. I wish I could do that.
Themed episodes are best. Nice
That last prank on the comedian was brilliant, it was WAY beyond awkward
I remember that Tom Segura story was on video on youtube for a while. I think it was like the last 8 minutes or so. I was holding my head and Tom was like, "Okay I will bring the black guy back out." hahahahaha.
Colin Quinn had me rolling 🤣
Bobby's jokes cracked me up 🤣
You're killing it Joke WRLD, keep up the great work!
Also Daniel Tosh has a new podcast you should check out.
Discovered this channel during Skankfest and I’m enjoying it so much. Thanks doggie!
Chrissy's story was hilarious 😂
Couldn’t finish the Robert De Niro one that was BRUTAL
Love this format!
Aye Bobby came back funnier than Rogan ever could be 🤣
Joe sayin someone is unfunny is legit the most ironic thing I've seen 😂😂😂