Laser Weapon that you can't See or Hear

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
  • This is a laser weapon system developed by the US Navy and being tested on USS Ponce. #NotWhatYouThink #NWYT #shorts
    Footage courtesy of U.S. Navy used under the Creative Commons Attribution license. Thank you for that!
    Note ""The appearance of U.S. Department of Defense (DoD) visual information does not imply or constitute DoD endorsement."

КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @jayknowles2146
    @jayknowles2146 3 роки тому +3683

    Sci-fi movies: Lasers are bright red lights that go pew
    Real life: Invisible, silent, and deadly

    • @moizaleem9756
      @moizaleem9756 3 роки тому +190

      That just depends upon the frequency spectrum you're using, if its visible frequency spectrum, you'll be able to see it white or monochrome depending upon the frequency used, if it falls under Infrared or UV, you definitely cannot see it.

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 3 роки тому +179

      Most “laser” weapons in sci-fi are just bolts of plasma

    • @PsychShrew
      @PsychShrew 3 роки тому +43

      @@moizaleem9756 Wouldn't that require the laser to be hitting or passing through something (like smoke) to be visible, though? Since the light's being directed away, it's gotta bounce off something for you to see it, unless you're the target, in which case your eyes are now probably paste.

    • @postedbefore69yearsand4
      @postedbefore69yearsand4 3 роки тому +27

      @@moizaleem9756 visible frequency won't do that much damage with low intensity,
      high freq and low intensity, it's KaBOOM

    • @shashiatma8134
      @shashiatma8134 3 роки тому +39

      Well invisible silent and deadly are farts too, some are noisy too

  • @bananaman2467
    @bananaman2467 3 роки тому +10426

    Everybody gangsta until the controller starts drifting.

    • @shadelightss
      @shadelightss 3 роки тому +653

      Friendly fire has been enabled

    • @himmatsingh9973
      @himmatsingh9973 3 роки тому +265

      EVERY ONE GANGSTAUNTIL USER 2 LOGINS

    • @Diwixy
      @Diwixy 3 роки тому +85

      @LongShot I know what you mean, but if anyone uses mouse on console then they're not a real gamer.
      Scuff remotes, yes.

    • @ZetaBay
      @ZetaBay 3 роки тому +10

      Oh fuck

    • @davideden2496
      @davideden2496 3 роки тому +4

      😂

  • @mustachesock
    @mustachesock 3 роки тому +7836

    Yo, imagine this highly trained military gamer raging because he missed an easy shot.

  • @michaelbujaki2462
    @michaelbujaki2462 Рік тому +458

    Here's the scary part: the only reason that the navy has acknowledged that they have this weapon is that they have something way more devastating in the back.

    • @TaraConti
      @TaraConti Рік тому +45

      Exactly! I don’t think most people are comprehending the kind of future we’re on the precipice of… It’s certainly not looking very bright.

    • @vappyreon1176
      @vappyreon1176 Рік тому +10

      Giant Space lasers still aren't here despite half a century of research unfortunately

    • @mikalrage7316
      @mikalrage7316 Рік тому +35

      @@vappyreon1176 Space-based lasers aren’t especially practical as terrestrial weapons. There’s this thing called an atmosphere that gets in the way of high energy photons from space. It kinda keeps us from being broiled the instant we step out of the shade. Visible light is in a narrow band that has the ability to make it much of the way through. The lower the energy level, the better it generally passes through the atmosphere… but the less practical it is as a weapon.

    • @paimonisfood4986
      @paimonisfood4986 Рік тому

      They have the PC version in their arsenal that they're trying to hide.

    • @SussyBoii666
      @SussyBoii666 Рік тому +3

      They do. The Railgun

  • @aambe.maldive2778
    @aambe.maldive2778 3 роки тому +2445

    Military : we are currently hiring experienced pro gamers

    • @DMServant
      @DMServant 3 роки тому +178

      Honestly if there was a mech army we had, where the robot is controlled by humans and it’s just as responsive as a call of duty game. I’d definitely join that department, time to rack the biggest kill streak in history against china 🤣

    • @giftzwerg7345
      @giftzwerg7345 3 роки тому +21

      Pretty sze that Thing gets Automated. Or they should give it a mouse instead, its way easilyer and faster.

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 3 роки тому +17

      @@DMServant yikes dude

    • @99wentworthgaming47
      @99wentworthgaming47 3 роки тому +3

      @@DMServant bro there’s a character in overwatch like that in overwatch they’re called dva

    • @ad-skyobsidion4267
      @ad-skyobsidion4267 3 роки тому +7

      @@DMServant nah they would hire Titan fall players

  • @poob7836
    @poob7836 3 роки тому +4335

    This is actually scary powerful, you can’t see or hear it and it’s accurate af. They should defo nerf this

    • @smokeydabear4525
      @smokeydabear4525 3 роки тому +549

      Waiting for the patch

    • @Weekenday
      @Weekenday 3 роки тому +399

      @@smokeydabear4525 the devs said everything is gonna be balanced soon 😭

    • @joshmoronstein7740
      @joshmoronstein7740 3 роки тому +148

      "The new laser gun is a total laser beam"

    • @ShootNowAskLater01
      @ShootNowAskLater01 3 роки тому +134

      It’ll probably be a couple seasons until the developers even consider changing the meta.

    • @xMugen6
      @xMugen6 3 роки тому +44

      Nah mate this is totally balanced.

  • @beercandan7077
    @beercandan7077 3 роки тому +13979

    Imagine how lethal it’ll be when the navy figures out how to use mouse and keyboard

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 3 роки тому +596

      Controller>Mouse and key. 90's baby here. Lethal af with a controller.

    • @Bigballhaver
      @Bigballhaver 3 роки тому +79

      This meme guoog

    • @nate6707
      @nate6707 3 роки тому +359

      Wait till they use aimbot
      (pls check the beats on ma channel PLEASE)

    • @huskkyy
      @huskkyy 3 роки тому +306

      @@thetestinggrounds7855 nah man it’s down to preference and muscle memory/experience

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 3 роки тому +89

      @@huskkyy That's what I mean. Growing up when I did I formed the muscle memory when I was a kid. That and the needed experience.

  • @Glidescube
    @Glidescube Рік тому +143

    Russia: our missiles are hypersonic.
    US Navy: our lasers are faster

    • @stevedarnell8444
      @stevedarnell8444 7 місяців тому +10

      The only problem I see is missiles can be fired over the horizon, but lasers are line if sight.

    • @milosstevanovic1377
      @milosstevanovic1377 5 місяців тому

      Im more scared of Russian biological weapons than missiles. In 2020 we saw China was working with Covid. from my point of view it was clearly intended to be used on humans.

    • @danielcoppock
      @danielcoppock 2 місяці тому

      You need lead time and basic calculations for missiles you just point and shoot with a Lazer.​@@stevedarnell8444

    • @Bullet44
      @Bullet44 Місяць тому +1

      Yup. The U.S. took the short cut route to beat them to the punch.
      Russia: "We came up with a move called "the jab!"
      United States: *What we've got here is called a pull counter.*

  • @lordpaws
    @lordpaws 3 роки тому +4005

    Fun fact: scientists built a small scaled down version specifically designed to kill mosquitoes and it works perfectly.

  • @solemns
    @solemns 3 роки тому +2926

    Pirates be like: *yo report this guy, aim locking us while hes 200 meters away*

    • @nimyt1232
      @nimyt1232 3 роки тому +107

      Reported

    • @chicom_gun.4290
      @chicom_gun.4290 3 роки тому +76

      @@nimyt1232 reported and blocked.

    • @emrhasn8071
      @emrhasn8071 3 роки тому +57

      @@chicom_gun.4290 Banned

    • @stl-cd6sv
      @stl-cd6sv 3 роки тому +52

      @@emrhasn8071 Permanently banned.

    • @froot5943
      @froot5943 3 роки тому +54

      @@stl-cd6sv IP banned

  • @fulcrum8052
    @fulcrum8052 3 роки тому +10619

    Just point it to the target, the cats will take it down

    • @PaPaPOVEY
      @PaPaPOVEY 3 роки тому +75

      lol... noice...

    • @VacMaster1991
      @VacMaster1991 3 роки тому +35

      LOL. so true

    • @JB-pb9xv
      @JB-pb9xv 3 роки тому +67

      If there were ever a way to get rid of "mass amounts of _stray cats,"_ this would be it.
      Just saying lol..

    • @vegardt3433
      @vegardt3433 3 роки тому +56

      Weapon of cat destruction.

    • @thewaxgod4912
      @thewaxgod4912 3 роки тому +6

      That was already made a long time ago

  • @only1daz
    @only1daz Рік тому +126

    I read an article about this back in school in 2013. I wonder what progress was made on this type of weapon since.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 Рік тому +3

      Doesnt seem like much tbh - it’s just on a boat now. Still looks like it would be defeated by a 1/4 inch sheet of aluminum

    • @darkmatter1152
      @darkmatter1152 Рік тому

      Look up LLD, ODIN and HELIOS

    • @ezbody
      @ezbody Рік тому +3

      Plus it requires like a million double A batteries (for each shot).

    • @GamingZone-rb3py
      @GamingZone-rb3py Рік тому +2

      @@ezbodyit says it cheaper because it uses electricity not batteries

    • @vappyreon1176
      @vappyreon1176 Рік тому +2

      ​@@ezbody lol why would they use such inefficient technology as a consumer grade battery it's probably some massive lithium ion battery thats connected to the rest of the electricity on the ship

  • @ishigami4622
    @ishigami4622 3 роки тому +7679

    The enemy ship: stop aimbotting!
    The us military: haha get rekt ez

    • @dariusfilip4695
      @dariusfilip4695 3 роки тому +488

      "Ah hell nah he's a controller player"

    • @mapeditorjon5306
      @mapeditorjon5306 3 роки тому +307

      Enemy is on mobile lol

    • @PoorPurpl
      @PoorPurpl 3 роки тому +24

      @@dariusfilip4695 shut up pc has more stuff than controller players to lock on in a bs way

    • @dariusfilip4695
      @dariusfilip4695 3 роки тому +220

      @@PoorPurpl dude did I mention any of that? Can pigs fly? Did you get the joke? The answer to all three questions are no.

    • @PoorPurpl
      @PoorPurpl 3 роки тому +7

      @@dariusfilip4695 yes I get the joke

  • @ThatsNuckinFuts
    @ThatsNuckinFuts 3 роки тому +2636

    *Gamers joining the navy*
    "I have never been more prepared for anything in my life."

    • @RunFromCities
      @RunFromCities 3 роки тому +95

      :Ready to ez clap those opponents sir! Wheres my gaming station sir?"

    • @Pirater666l
      @Pirater666l 3 роки тому +12

      Have you ever seen how much stamina navy members have? A fatso couldn't achieve that.

    • @Pirater666l
      @Pirater666l 3 роки тому +2

      @Conner Wine yup

    • @EV1NRUDE
      @EV1NRUDE 3 роки тому +5

      Pc players: Ok

    • @chrisstark8039
      @chrisstark8039 3 роки тому

      @@Pirater666l h g

  • @Espxce
    @Espxce 3 роки тому +2316

    1945: We have metal as armour
    2045: *Mirrors*

  • @oofman1911
    @oofman1911 2 роки тому +140

    The unthinkable

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 Рік тому

      *increases beam intensity to burn through mirror*
      That’s “what now” bitch!

    • @mrmofopink
      @mrmofopink Рік тому +5

      They have to be stupid to shoot on a mirror. Since the laser travels with speed of light, it is impossible to move a mirror in the trajectory in the meantime

    • @Flubbred
      @Flubbred Рік тому +18

      @@mrmofopink Also a mirror won't really get in the way of a very powerful laser. Might reflect a good bit of stuff (idk how it exactly works with UV light) but a little bit that does get absorbed will be enough to destroy the mirror.

    • @GUNNER67akaKelt
      @GUNNER67akaKelt Рік тому +2

      "Back at you bee-yatch!"
      The trick is getting the mirror in front of the laser. A laser that will flash incinerate a hole through you.

    • @oofman1911
      @oofman1911 Рік тому

      @@mrmofopink then we make boats out of mirrors yes?

  • @pogfish4701
    @pogfish4701 3 роки тому +2160

    **holds up pocket mirror and flips off the entire us navy**

    • @animatoraoi3672
      @animatoraoi3672 3 роки тому +74

      Insert Yu gi yo meme

    • @alvin5361
      @alvin5361 3 роки тому +171

      *uno* *reverse* *card*

    • @1_n_only_vic
      @1_n_only_vic 3 роки тому +347

      Pulls up mirror*
      Enemy:*Surprise MF*
      Navy: *pulls out another mirror * gotcha bish
      and it becomes a game of table tennis.

    • @jimwednt1229
      @jimwednt1229 3 роки тому +66

      Would a mirror reflect the laser beam ?

    • @alvin5361
      @alvin5361 3 роки тому +53

      @@jimwednt1229 well that's what's I'm thinking actually

  • @rexroselo5060
    @rexroselo5060 3 роки тому +3195

    "Ps4 or xbox controller?"
    He be asking the million dollar questions lol

    • @grievouscontent
      @grievouscontent 3 роки тому +82

      How could they use something so inferior as an Xbox controller 😂
      Edit: This comment was a joke btw for all the idiots who thought I was being serious smh

    • @mattc4825
      @mattc4825 3 роки тому +145

      @@grievouscontent Ight that’s rude man, they’re both great controllers and I don’t see anything wrong with any of them

    • @Rbeezyy9472
      @Rbeezyy9472 3 роки тому +16

      @@grievouscontent high key you know that shi*'s playstation bro

    • @claritoresdiano1021
      @claritoresdiano1021 3 роки тому +14

      Presumably the more accurate low latency controller

    • @winterwolf343
      @winterwolf343 3 роки тому +54

      @@grievouscontent shut up peasant, both controllers are inferior to a keyboard. PC FTW.

  • @Nyctophiliac.
    @Nyctophiliac. 3 роки тому +1713

    imagine just vibing out at sea, and all of a sudden, you hear an explosion and you look back, only to find your engine completely fucked.

    • @HanLi1984
      @HanLi1984 3 роки тому +43

      The next moment you head. Terrible terrible user experience

    • @jonasp4161
      @jonasp4161 3 роки тому +5

      Oh that happens already

    • @southern_merican
      @southern_merican 3 роки тому +6

      I wonder how many poor boaters this was tested on ?

    • @travismiller5548
      @travismiller5548 3 роки тому +12

      Just vibing, doing Somali pirate stuff

    • @notofficialpickles507
      @notofficialpickles507 3 роки тому +7

      @@southern_merican wdym this wasn't tested on innocent people, this was tested on military stuff. Omg can't believe how stupid you are.

  • @coolsmurf
    @coolsmurf Рік тому +28

    Gen z going to 360 no scope someone in ww3 💀

  • @whatdatechnodogedoin
    @whatdatechnodogedoin 3 роки тому +3246

    The operator when they miss a point blank shot: yeets controller to the ocean

    • @althron4249
      @althron4249 3 роки тому +65

      Then screams swears like their playing call of duty

    • @Gameboy-Unboxings
      @Gameboy-Unboxings 3 роки тому +23

      @@althron4249 you ruined it.

    • @althron4249
      @althron4249 3 роки тому +12

      @@Gameboy-Unboxings I'm sorry

    • @bored5116
      @bored5116 3 роки тому +12

      @@althron4249 you’re adopted

    • @Labbaik1212
      @Labbaik1212 3 роки тому +15

      @@bored5116 no u

  • @XTG3PQR
    @XTG3PQR 3 роки тому +2018

    Gonna destroy the principal office without destroying the entire school.

    • @patrickbateman2869
      @patrickbateman2869 3 роки тому +77

      You on a watch list now

    • @F17A
      @F17A 3 роки тому +41

      Lmao 100% you’re now being watched

    • @vardhman
      @vardhman 3 роки тому +16

      A man of culture I see

    • @Monkey-15
      @Monkey-15 3 роки тому +6

      @@dripshrimp8352 😂😂😂 mocked it

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 3 роки тому +5

      School shooters unite lmaooo

  • @katyungodly
    @katyungodly 3 роки тому +1357

    Games: laser weapons drain quickly
    Reality: *_activates infinite ammo cheat code_*

    • @riku3716
      @riku3716 3 роки тому +77

      Only if you have a ship's worth of electricity production capacity.

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 3 роки тому +125

      @@riku3716 considering most aircraft carriers use nuclear reactors for power I think it’s safe to say they have plenty of power

    • @gus96_
      @gus96_ 3 роки тому +26

      In games like fallout, the ammo is heavy and limited, but in a ship i guess you can just put a giant battery somewhere, because there must be a lot of space available.

    • @riku3716
      @riku3716 3 роки тому +38

      @@gus96_ Ships have these big things called engines (in some cases reactors) that can pump lot of power into the weapon.

    • @gus96_
      @gus96_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@riku3716 as you see i don't know much about ships, but i believe they generate the energy via alternators, don't they?

  • @thepackable
    @thepackable Рік тому +9

    More terrifying than any blaster I seen in star wars.

    • @BenMcTavsh
      @BenMcTavsh 3 місяці тому

      Idk man the Deathstar was pretty bad

  • @f-2215
    @f-2215 3 роки тому +1265

    Imagine if you are in charge of shooting down drones and your controller battery runs out

    • @nogamenolife7407
      @nogamenolife7407 3 роки тому +17

      Wow that is a scary thought

    • @raahimfareed
      @raahimfareed 3 роки тому +52

      I'm gonna assume that the controller would be connected with a wire to avoid battery and latency issues

    • @adambenes3022
      @adambenes3022 3 роки тому +31

      And I'm afraid that there aren't any tv remotes to steal new batteries from.

    • @xelio9050
      @xelio9050 3 роки тому

      @@raahimfareed good sir I believe you’ve just been r/wooooshed

    • @raahimfareed
      @raahimfareed 3 роки тому +1

      @@xelio9050 mhm but I knew the context :p

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 3 роки тому +4424

    Imagine showing up with a mirror 🪞
    *UNO Reverse card*

    • @gwyn.
      @gwyn. 3 роки тому +762

      If there’s any slight defect on the mirror you’ll be instantly cooked with glass shrapnels garnishing your body making you shine like those vampires of the Twilight Saga. ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

    • @bernard5645
      @bernard5645 3 роки тому +293

      That's not how these types of lasers work 🤦🏽

    • @comptonghost9013
      @comptonghost9013 3 роки тому +257

      Someone already said this and the mirror will blow up
      Your replie iT wAs SupPOseD To bE A JoKe

    • @Ngutsiathoesplatform
      @Ngutsiathoesplatform 3 роки тому +14

      🤣LOL

    • @Ngutsiathoesplatform
      @Ngutsiathoesplatform 3 роки тому +9

      @@bernard5645 🧐

  • @im_slate
    @im_slate 3 роки тому +1793

    Everybody gangsta until the boat has a perfect mirror on it to reflect it right back

    • @Logan_93
      @Logan_93 3 роки тому +92

      Not how that works. It would just shatter the mirror.

    • @britsnoike4203
      @britsnoike4203 3 роки тому +107

      @@Logan_93 ummm. Not sure if it's true, but laser is a type of light, and light bounces of mirrors perfectly, that's how u can see yourself on a mirror properly, so I think putting a mirror should work.
      Correct if i am wrong

    • @saunak9183
      @saunak9183 3 роки тому +162

      Depends on the wavelength of the light. Certain mirrors are made to reflect particular wavelengths. If I heard correctly the Laser used is Infrared which can be reflected by bathroom mirrors.

    • @britsnoike4203
      @britsnoike4203 3 роки тому +31

      @@saunak9183 yeah, that's what, I think mirrors can reflect lasers, but yea, as u said, it depends on wavelength.

    • @sailingyoumeandjosapea6770
      @sailingyoumeandjosapea6770 3 роки тому +100

      I wouldn’t want to hold the mirror and find out !!

  • @toddabbott781
    @toddabbott781 Рік тому +6

    After they finished testing the prototype on the USS Ponce the captain requested if they could keep it on the ship. It cost less than $1 per shot and they figured the crew could get some experience using the system. The system was operational until the ship was decommissioned 18 months later. They amount of data they got from the program was crazy as the system was used hundreds if not thousands of times.
    They also took the same system on a 747 and tested it. The US military was a bit more tight lipped about that operation, but it was remarked that it was successful. Rumors point to testing if the targeting system could hit a missile, possibly an ICBM, from a flying base. This was one of the ideas proposed by Reagan back in the 80s as part of his Star Wars Defense ideas to protect from Russian ICBMs. The technology was not there back then.
    That system was a 30kw laser. They have put a 60-90kw laser systems called Helios on a missile destroyer in 2019 and another in 2020 and they are still operational. The US is testing a Maneuver Short-Range Air Defense (M-SHORAD) with a 50kw lasers to protect troops from incoming artillery, mortars, and RPGs and likely could protect from drones and possibly take down cruise missiles, incoming missiles, and even jets. They have 3 more on order. The Air Force and Navy also have samples of this 50klw system that they are testing. The US has also order 4 mobile truck mounted lasers and 1 naval laser system for 2024 that is 300kw.
    300kw would be a game changer. Say you took op 1/2 the bomb bay of B-52 with even a 150kw laser you could likely hit any SAM or AAM or even other fighter jets that came within several miles of it. What could Russia do to stop it. Literally that B-52 could fly over Russia all day and Russia could not stop it. At 150kw it could down a missile in less than a second and these things can fire back to back shots over and over. Even shooting 20 S-300 at one time would likely not touch it. An Su-35 could not get close enough to use guns and any missile they shoot would be shot down. The US and Israel (with help from the US) are the only countries with this level of laser defense likely for the next 20 years.
    If they could fit a 300kw system in a bomber, that is powerful enough to strike the ground from 50,000 feet. This strong of a laser should be able to do double that range or more in clear weather (Israel claims their 150kw lasers will have a range of 20km). Think of sending a B-2 with one of these 300kw systems just flying over Russia hitting ever SAM site and radar it sees., then pepper tanks with hundreds of shots until the engine or ammo cooks off... It could hit thousands of targets in just a few hours. Now currently lasers can not be used on humans according to the Geneva Convention, but this is likely to change as there is really little difference between a laser and an AP round from a rifle. It is going to punch a hole right through you and likely vaporize the flesh so fast it will not cauterize. It will be like driving a needle right through your body.

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 3 роки тому +1300

    “The navy is aiming something at us, but I wonder why they haven’t fired it yet”
    ...All a sudden your boy next to you spontaneously combusts

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 3 роки тому +39

      If you didnt know your probably think it was an aiming system of some sort, like a lazer aiming system, thing is the laser is the weapon,

    • @nickpolizzi5897
      @nickpolizzi5897 3 роки тому +2

      WOW!!

    • @stanleycooper2037
      @stanleycooper2037 3 роки тому +2

      🤣😂😂😂

    • @maxsummers7988
      @maxsummers7988 3 роки тому +4

      I don't think you know what you just said, or do you know?

    • @brysonxd
      @brysonxd 3 роки тому +16

      "uhh sir we are sinking"

  • @LS-oh8kv
    @LS-oh8kv 3 роки тому +1808

    I love how they make sure to specify “publicly acknowledged” because we all know there’s ones before it and they just weren’t known to public

    • @mooneymennfts1310
      @mooneymennfts1310 3 роки тому +32

      Brunswick bay has a way bigger one then this we been shooting at the moon for 24 years

    • @aweeb5473
      @aweeb5473 3 роки тому +52

      The private one is just a fucking hammer of dawn

    • @adoys1228
      @adoys1228 3 роки тому +39

      there are some in use that aren’t publicly acknowledged because of intermittent issues, just like it’d be bad to tell you enemy you have a gun that works half the time they don’t tell them about the more high power UV and IR lasers that only work sometimes and when they don’t work they just go back to traditional methods

    • @kevlar5624
      @kevlar5624 3 роки тому +3

      @@mooneymennfts1310 that one isn't a weapon tho

    • @GZQ9
      @GZQ9 3 роки тому +4

      I mean it’s not like the technology just appeared out of nowhere

  • @meandeverything9513
    @meandeverything9513 3 роки тому +1241

    "Real life lightsaber"
    "First laser gun"
    We're getting closer to star wars every day

    • @cristiant7826
      @cristiant7826 3 роки тому +3

      Pnl

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 3 роки тому +28

      Lasers are still EM Radiation.
      There’s also designs to absorb and disrupt lasers or EM radiations already. That’s why the Navy also focus on rail guns.

    • @shark4wd
      @shark4wd 3 роки тому +6

      Amazing how technology progreses so fast

    • @jarlRiess
      @jarlRiess 3 роки тому

      Unfortunately. ☹️

    • @doxielain2231
      @doxielain2231 3 роки тому +5

      Well, the American Republic has been sliding towards fascism for the last couple of years, so yeah.

  • @Astroponicist
    @Astroponicist Рік тому +3

    I have a target suggestion. 55 gallon drum of popcorn with salt & butter.

  • @Svialiti
    @Svialiti 2 роки тому +963

    The operator when they missed the shot: Damn I'm fucking lagging

  • @deadlyspaghetti1
    @deadlyspaghetti1 3 роки тому +2189

    “Just like a laser pointer” -this guy

    • @NotWhatYouThink
      @NotWhatYouThink  3 роки тому +71

      😂

    • @existing4469
      @existing4469 3 роки тому +24

      If only that was true, shrink it down into a gun you get *Advance Star Trek Laser Pointer*

    • @existing4469
      @existing4469 3 роки тому +15

      Put it into a lightsaber etc you get *Advance Star Wars Laser Pointer*

    • @forbiddenfruitbasket9112
      @forbiddenfruitbasket9112 3 роки тому +4

      Don't point this one at planes.

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 3 роки тому +4

      @@forbiddenfruitbasket9112 Yeah, if you don't wanna vaporize it.

  • @BreadAB
    @BreadAB 3 роки тому +966

    Imagine being a enemy soldier on a boat and your with your buddies and suddenly one of them just explodes 😐

    • @zedus4042
      @zedus4042 3 роки тому +39

      Idk why to me this sounded funn couse human body explodes xd but no that would be scary and fucked up

    • @theinacircleoftheancientpu492
      @theinacircleoftheancientpu492 3 роки тому +16

      Waste of laser. Honestly just kill the weapons system first. Then the comms.

    • @Skelsky
      @Skelsky 3 роки тому +42

      @@theinacircleoftheancientpu492 Or you know the engine, the thing they literally talked about in the video.

    • @johncrow5072
      @johncrow5072 3 роки тому +10

      That would be terrifying. You only see that in alien movies. This has been in sci fi for a long long time.

    • @theinacircleoftheancientpu492
      @theinacircleoftheancientpu492 3 роки тому +4

      @@Skelsky
      That too I guess, btw maybe the original commenter went to a school for villains?

  • @s.martin664
    @s.martin664 Рік тому +25

    I was working 2nd shift on a production floor around 81 or 82 and we all had our radios on the same station so you could hear really well. The news came on and they said that the military just announced that they had a portable laser projector that could cut the wings off of a plane at 3 miles. We all got to talking about it and waited for the next news a half hour later.. Never heard anything else. Maybe somebody sent out a press release that shouldn't have, hmmm.🧐😖🤔😲

    • @teezy466
      @teezy466 Рік тому

      It’s no secret that the US government has been and continues to create experimental weapons even in the 80s or 90s they had a space program called pebbles it was literally giant tungsten steel rods placed in a satellite that would orbit the earth and release these massive rods onto the earth utilizing gravity as a way move the rod towards its target destination the rod was gigantic and would uproot an entire city in a matter of seconds I believe they were truly intended to be bunker busters

    • @cerocmelbourne
      @cerocmelbourne Рік тому +2

      Hmmmmmmm

  • @nickkjel1899
    @nickkjel1899 3 роки тому +1009

    Everybody gangsta until they start building the death star

    • @becomeracer7041
      @becomeracer7041 3 роки тому +6

      LMFAOOOO

    • @bossaurayt3567
      @bossaurayt3567 3 роки тому +14

      Wouldn’t be surprised if they nuked the moon and replaced it with a Death Star like object already those space force wildin

    • @awakenedservant
      @awakenedservant 3 роки тому +1

      That was what I was thinking 💣 🌍☠️

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 3 роки тому

      @@bossaurayt3567 Or turn the moon into the Death Star.

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 3 роки тому +2

      @@bossaurayt3567 it would take several trillions upon trillions of nukes to destroy the moon. So we’d likely just convert it into a Death Star.

  • @Fhdurhr2
    @Fhdurhr2 2 роки тому +1886

    The scary part about this is whenever the military shows us a weapon there’s already a better one out there

    • @joelspringman7748
      @joelspringman7748 2 роки тому +14

      Hopefully.

    • @UserOfTheName
      @UserOfTheName 2 роки тому +225

      nah the scary part is they are using controller instead of keyboard and mouse

    • @beholden84
      @beholden84 2 роки тому +209

      @@UserOfTheName aim assist bro

    • @Aaaaaa-bf5en
      @Aaaaaa-bf5en 2 роки тому +66

      @@UserOfTheName it's all about the aim assist man

    • @johnkitchens1823
      @johnkitchens1823 2 роки тому +19

      @@UserOfTheName nah mobile all the way

  • @nexferna7695
    @nexferna7695 3 роки тому +1066

    This is the only *publicly acknowledged* laser. Imagine what else they have that we don’t know of.

    • @joshmiller1928
      @joshmiller1928 3 роки тому +77

      You don't have to imagine,think it and they have it.

    • @jjjrjjjr1
      @jjjrjjjr1 3 роки тому +82

      A gulag for you if you don’t follow the party rules

    • @garygoldstein327
      @garygoldstein327 3 роки тому +1

      Top Gun School for Top Laser Grads.

    • @shauljonah6955
      @shauljonah6955 3 роки тому +2

      The Enterprise aircraft carrier had some nice high tech not many even know about since it is still classified. Yet I had a couple friends that were on her. So now I can't say much but the new ship will have more stuff even. That is the thing about the military so many secrets they would like to tell but can't. Yet.

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 3 роки тому +3

      Not a whole lot probably. There is no good reason to hide it and a reason to show it, unless it’s very unfinished.

  • @hectorgonzales346
    @hectorgonzales346 Рік тому +13

    Need several of those LASERS all around the ship

    • @fedoraman.
      @fedoraman. Рік тому +2

      laser show

    • @reizinhodojogo3956
      @reizinhodojogo3956 10 місяців тому

      ​@@fedoraman.for that one crab idk the name that sees ir and uv

  • @Doug.Dimmadome420
    @Doug.Dimmadome420 3 роки тому +1616

    They should add a giant speaker that plays starwars blaster noises every time it fires

    • @ethannelson7254
      @ethannelson7254 3 роки тому +30

      Yes

    • @TamamoF0X
      @TamamoF0X 3 роки тому +70

      Wouldnt that make the laser hilariously inaccurate?

    • @crescent-863
      @crescent-863 3 роки тому +40

      And it should miss everytime

    • @Doug.Dimmadome420
      @Doug.Dimmadome420 3 роки тому +28

      I never said specifically a stormtrooper blaster lol. even han solo hit something every once in a while...

    • @thegoalieguy1445
      @thegoalieguy1445 3 роки тому +4

      @@TamamoF0X very.. very true

  • @joshuaprieto4795
    @joshuaprieto4795 3 роки тому +725

    "So what games do you play?"
    "It's complicated..."

  • @idk_xd3378
    @idk_xd3378 3 роки тому +254

    This takes silent but deadly to a whole new level

    • @FoodKart
      @FoodKart 3 роки тому

      @Ryan Smith Man how reddit work I simply can't understand... gotta promote my food videos on reddit on food subredits but can't understand sh*t. Maybe you can help in buddy 😃

    • @FoodKart
      @FoodKart 3 роки тому +1

      @Ryan Smith U misunderstood my query. I simply don't understand how to post in reddit. Everytime I post something it never appears on top Or anywhere to be seen.... it gets buried deep inside where even i can't find it again once posted - So I guess I dunno how to use it ? 🤔

    • @FoodKart
      @FoodKart 3 роки тому

      @Ryan Smith PC 🖥

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 3 роки тому

      @@FoodKart do you post it in your profile or in a specific subreddit?

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 3 роки тому

      @@FoodKart try posting it in food related subreddits

  • @DhuriSamit
    @DhuriSamit Рік тому +2

    Finally, a real life weapon that is better than what we see in sci-fi movies

    • @inbuckswetrust7357
      @inbuckswetrust7357 Рік тому

      I dont think so. I thought the first was Archimedes in the 3rd century BC

  • @warmooze
    @warmooze 2 роки тому +3103

    "it's incredibly precise"
    It's a laser. Ofc it is.
    "Works like a laser pointer"
    It IS a laser pointer
    "Travels at the speed of light"
    IT IS LIGHT!

    • @StabbyJoe135
      @StabbyJoe135 2 роки тому +324

      "Its not what you think!"

    • @OfficerBeatz
      @OfficerBeatz 2 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @genuine1233
      @genuine1233 2 роки тому +67

      "its not what you think, Most like its almost what you think but it isn't,
      Lemme explain this Laser Pointer is a Laser Pointer😃

    • @yangtze_2958
      @yangtze_2958 2 роки тому +5

      light and lasers are the same , quantum mechanics explain it

    • @tartartartartar2731
      @tartartartartar2731 2 роки тому +35

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @Trollpharius_XX
    @Trollpharius_XX 2 роки тому +1841

    **pulls out a pocket mirror**
    _"checkmate multimillion dollar weapon system"_

    • @haysnairte4
      @haysnairte4 2 роки тому +140

      assuming your mirror is on the right place where it aim, else there goes your head

    • @Dante_number1
      @Dante_number1 2 роки тому +189

      Unless you wear a suit of mirrors

    • @paskky913
      @paskky913 2 роки тому +392

      That one bald guy that polishes his head

    • @haysnairte4
      @haysnairte4 2 роки тому +51

      @@paskky913 bwahahahaha you are one precious existence on earth dude

    • @Trollpharius_XX
      @Trollpharius_XX 2 роки тому +6

      @Hey Girl I Like Your Kitchen Romania r/wooosh

  • @el_chico1313
    @el_chico1313 3 роки тому +494

    future warfare gonna be like two nations sitting in front of screens and xbox controlers in their hand trying to shoot each other

    • @derweiwurstesser4593
      @derweiwurstesser4593 3 роки тому +14

      This would be amazing.. imagine wars on the seas without any deaths. This would be incredible

    • @inatus_s
      @inatus_s 3 роки тому +15

      @@justsomeguywitharedeyes3472 we should bet our politicians lives along with money and land, and play games for the pot

    • @TheNamesArif
      @TheNamesArif 3 роки тому +4

      @@inatus_s I don't understand how such shit people can take care of a country

    • @sky-hawk-3252
      @sky-hawk-3252 3 роки тому +1

      1v1 on Rust snipers only 😂

    • @theblinkingbrownie4654
      @theblinkingbrownie4654 3 роки тому +4

      Gamers will finally be on the military

  • @pefiofpersia2492
    @pefiofpersia2492 Рік тому +22

    Why does it sound like an AI is doing your voice here lmao

    • @mustachesock
      @mustachesock Рік тому

      Because if HE said it, they'd have to kill him

  • @redhazymist3131
    @redhazymist3131 3 роки тому +1213

    “Just like a laser pointer” yeah but it points things into oblivion

  • @locantora
    @locantora 3 роки тому +1688

    The US government really thought we wouldn’t notice the invisible cats taking out the target smh

  • @aryankarcii1157
    @aryankarcii1157 3 роки тому +2474

    US Government: why you need $700 billion for?
    The Military: “understand, you would not”

    • @m1a2abrams50
      @m1a2abrams50 3 роки тому +83

      My goals are beyond your understanding

    • @VikingGamers1155
      @VikingGamers1155 3 роки тому +21

      @@m1a2abrams50 well my fist are going to be beyond your teeth in a second
      This is *just a joke*

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 3 роки тому +40

      As if the government would even ask the military what the money is for 😂😂

    • @hakimibnasri3224
      @hakimibnasri3224 3 роки тому +5

      Military is Yoda huh

    • @haisebunny5799
      @haisebunny5799 3 роки тому +2

      Pmc's

  • @commenter621
    @commenter621 Рік тому +4

    This really is an advanced warfare moment

  • @Tucker619
    @Tucker619 3 роки тому +1278

    “Noooo you can’t spam instant kill weapons!”
    America: “Ha ha laser go bzzzztttt”

    • @sour-vampire
      @sour-vampire 3 роки тому +22

      I wonder what it would look like if u held the trigger down

    • @brambam
      @brambam 3 роки тому +29

      @@sour-vampire would probably overheat or something

    • @chrismorris5321
      @chrismorris5321 3 роки тому +15

      Looks like the germans have another reason to bellyache about american military weapons like the trench shotgun which had a feature where you simply held the trigger and the gun fired as fast as you could pump shells america we do love the term overkill don't we

    • @sour-vampire
      @sour-vampire 3 роки тому

      @Indigenous Lady talking about the beams appearance

    • @goochfitness26
      @goochfitness26 3 роки тому +1

      @@sour-vampire massive nuclear explosion who really knows other than the scientists who built the thing

  • @lj8193
    @lj8193 3 роки тому +2355

    The government is using a ps4 controller cause even they can’t get a ps5.

    • @priceless1284
      @priceless1284 3 роки тому +57

      Lmfao freaking bullshit already.. I still owe my kid a Christmas present.

    • @abusufian3659
      @abusufian3659 3 роки тому +45

      Plot twist: they are using Nintendo Switch controller

    • @PulseParadox
      @PulseParadox 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @raptorsquad2223
      @raptorsquad2223 3 роки тому +8

      Na is Xbox

    • @corebalva9897
      @corebalva9897 3 роки тому +3

      Its an xbox controller.

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 3 роки тому +1025

    And this is only the one they're ALLOWING us to see 😂💀

    • @PaulNunya-ex1bn
      @PaulNunya-ex1bn 3 роки тому +43

      Exactly.

    • @machy8515
      @machy8515 3 роки тому +41

      There is probably something that is not Evan listed on ITAR/EAR because we, just can’t be trusted with it.

    • @satriowahyutomo
      @satriowahyutomo 3 роки тому +20

      pretty sure they have laser with tv controller on their base

    • @oculusdexterx6249
      @oculusdexterx6249 3 роки тому +9

      Yup everything else classified

    • @EbolaWagon
      @EbolaWagon 3 роки тому +7

      They’re putting this shit on the new ac130

  • @kalasend
    @kalasend 5 місяців тому +2

    Imagine you're a ammunition manufacturer. How much will you spend in lobbying to slow down the military's adoption of laser weaponry?

  • @laboralmail9239
    @laboralmail9239 2 роки тому +1909

    Imagine the enemy has a similar laser canon with a PC player....

  • @aplanespain9075
    @aplanespain9075 3 роки тому +2049

    Starwars has been outdone now lasers are invisible

    • @Willaev
      @Willaev 3 роки тому +123

      They’ll always be invisible. At least until we get cybernetic eyes that expand our visual range.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 роки тому +62

      That's the thing: light does not emit photons to the side. You can only see it if the photons hits your retina or if they hit something in they way.

    • @TheWizardGamez
      @TheWizardGamez 3 роки тому +38

      @@molybdaen11 Or if they refract, that's how you see a laser pointer without going blind

    • @Yautah
      @Yautah 3 роки тому +39

      Star wars lasers are actually plasma. Mostly.

    • @jarlbalgruuf8901
      @jarlbalgruuf8901 3 роки тому +18

      *me pretending I know what half of this comment sections means be like*

  • @yeetthechild1315
    @yeetthechild1315 3 роки тому +1218

    Earth v2021.Apr update:
    *nerfed the laser gun
    -now needs ammunition
    -25% damage falloff
    -increased recoil
    -no random crits

    • @Ser_khan
      @Ser_khan 3 роки тому +157

      -removed herobrine

    • @foxytoxic2624
      @foxytoxic2624 3 роки тому +87

      Thank god random crits no more

    • @God-lq8by
      @God-lq8by 3 роки тому +78

      @@foxytoxic2624 No problem

    • @Oof_2nd
      @Oof_2nd 3 роки тому +11

      @@God-lq8by Hay god

    • @dovahkiin456
      @dovahkiin456 3 роки тому +15

      Laser weapon with recoil, lol?

  • @gau-8avenger604
    @gau-8avenger604 Рік тому +21

    "Hey mom said it's my turn now"
    " no it's still my turn"
    *starts fighting
    _KABOOM_
    _dies_

  • @CrocBruh
    @CrocBruh 3 роки тому +523

    He is basically saying that the bullets are a hitscan not a projectile

    • @CrocBruh
      @CrocBruh 3 роки тому +15

      @Juan Carrero ikr it is op

    • @miccool9ice363
      @miccool9ice363 3 роки тому +5

      So what your saying is that the weapon can not be airblasted or short-circuited

    • @CrocBruh
      @CrocBruh 3 роки тому +3

      @@miccool9ice363 no full auto hitscan like a Lazer pointer but u press and it immediately shoots

    • @miccool9ice363
      @miccool9ice363 3 роки тому +7

      @@CrocBruh
      Bruh I am talking about tf2 physics here
      It’s a joke lad

    • @CrocBruh
      @CrocBruh 3 роки тому +2

      @@miccool9ice363 oh my bad didn't get it

  • @Heneraluha
    @Heneraluha 3 роки тому +617

    This is one of the only cases where reality turned out better than the expectation

    • @pastasketti
      @pastasketti 3 роки тому +99

      the expectation is kinda like star wars blaster lazers or the death star lazer but reality is almost instant destruction

    • @Heneraluha
      @Heneraluha 3 роки тому +15

      @@pastasketti pretty much.

    • @Moistiest110
      @Moistiest110 3 роки тому +3

      Haha qué onda francis

    • @Name.is2
      @Name.is2 3 роки тому

      You clearly don’t know much about military weapons if you think that

    • @Heneraluha
      @Heneraluha 3 роки тому +8

      @@Name.is2 I mean, guns and military weapon assets are pretty nice, but I'm specifically referring to the laser system.

  • @n0rdlys_40
    @n0rdlys_40 3 роки тому +570

    "Was it a PS4 controller? Or an Xbox Controller?"
    *Ten questions science can still not answer*

  • @Sbc-rp9fc
    @Sbc-rp9fc Рік тому +4

    The movie Real Genious showed this idea to the public. Only thing missing is a space based reflector

    • @funfilm77
      @funfilm77 Рік тому

      I remember Val Kilmer in that ! :)

  • @sebastianapgar4222
    @sebastianapgar4222 3 роки тому +1768

    “Lasers travel at the speed of light”
    Star Wars: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that

    • @md11x6
      @md11x6 3 роки тому +136

      🤣🤣 Still wouldn't help a stormtrooper's accuracy.

    • @501thtrooper4
      @501thtrooper4 3 роки тому +138

      Plasma =/= light

    • @tenvoichatuoi2262
      @tenvoichatuoi2262 3 роки тому +31

      since plasma is air-like, I don’t think plasma guns are effective, since guns shoot small projectiles for good pierce and damage, but for plasma weaponry you only need plasma to heat things up as fast as possible; would be cool to see a plasma firefighting hose or something

    • @501thtrooper4
      @501thtrooper4 3 роки тому +19

      @@tenvoichatuoi2262 yeah but concentrated plasma would be deadly. I'm pretty sure the only reason people would use blasters instead of guns is that the blaster ammo is disgustingly cheap and a standard blaster holds a lot of rounds. It might also be more deadly than a normal gun considering the fact that people die when shot once or twice with a blaster where as you need to be shot like 4 or 5 times with a normal gun to die (not to the head though obviously).
      A blaster also has more features like stun mode for example.
      Not only that but a blaster is waaaaay more accurate than a normal gun. A blaster is also more humane as you won't feel the pain of a shot for long as it will burn your pain receptors.

    • @jonathantillack4144
      @jonathantillack4144 3 роки тому +12

      The bolts are actually made out of plasma

  • @rahul-xq4eu
    @rahul-xq4eu 2 роки тому +2478

    "a laser travels at the speed of light"
    every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @Nhatanh0475
      @Nhatanh0475 2 роки тому +106

      @MikeN Ike my friend doesn’t believe a pound of feather exist.

    • @azreyleonchannel4773
      @azreyleonchannel4773 2 роки тому +9

      Overused meme

    • @josh.c9733
      @josh.c9733 2 роки тому +4

      bro i love your pfp

    • @tinseldegree6968
      @tinseldegree6968 2 роки тому +100

      @MikeN Ike feather because bricks is just bricks but with the feather you also gotta carry the weigh of what you did to those poor chickens 🐔

    • @cliffithink9855
      @cliffithink9855 2 роки тому +7

      @@tinseldegree6968 wha...

  • @EternallySaucey
    @EternallySaucey 3 роки тому +426

    Probably the most terrifying thing is "first publicly acknowledged" which implies this might even be an old model

    • @SpiritBanger
      @SpiritBanger 3 роки тому +45

      Facts... they prolly testing out Apex style energy rifles and shit

    • @Ezy3
      @Ezy3 3 роки тому +10

      @@SpiritBanger nice lil volt smg

    • @wishtheyunderstoodme
      @wishtheyunderstoodme 3 роки тому +8

      Yep. 9/11........

    • @Sckeza
      @Sckeza 3 роки тому +14

      @@Ezy3 Nah man they got straight up turbocharged havoc rifles at this point

    • @goonhead3791
      @goonhead3791 3 роки тому +5

      Brenden Davis yea this is older technology the rail gun had been around for some time

  • @stevenswapp4768
    @stevenswapp4768 Рік тому +3

    Picard: Fire at will, Mr worf.
    Riker: ow!

  • @epiccatfish365
    @epiccatfish365 3 роки тому +1048

    "Sorry sir.... i missed the MIG and accidently blew up the space station!"

    • @jonathangallone6543
      @jonathangallone6543 3 роки тому +39

      😂 I pictured the scene 😂

    • @daveortwine2107
      @daveortwine2107 3 роки тому +18

      In all likelihood, the space stations would have already been sabotaged at this point if they were using this in a actual war

    • @epiccatfish365
      @epiccatfish365 3 роки тому +17

      @@daveortwine2107 yep and anyone or anything else who enters the beam within 10,000 miles of this thing.

    • @sujurati
      @sujurati 3 роки тому +9

      "Mission Failed. We'll get em next time"

    • @laughingbrick4824
      @laughingbrick4824 3 роки тому +2

      😂

  • @pedrojuan8050
    @pedrojuan8050 3 роки тому +312

    The US In the 1960 "We must keep this tech out of the eyes of the soviets!"
    The US now : "Hey look at our laser weapon pls"

    • @blackpepperburger
      @blackpepperburger 3 роки тому +50

      because the ones we dont know are the real sci-fi shit.

    • @forrest7186
      @forrest7186 3 роки тому +25

      This is the first "publicly" known meaning they had many types of laser before hand that they didn't reveal, and more than likely have better lasers rn not shown to the public

    • @StompDownJammo
      @StompDownJammo 3 роки тому +12

      The US doesn't say plz to no one. We just say " Hey don't start what you can't finish or you're getting cooked like a egg on An Arizona summer day".

    • @shmopboi93
      @shmopboi93 3 роки тому +1

      Big difference between showing new technology work & showing HOW new technologies work. JS🙄

    • @StompDownJammo
      @StompDownJammo 3 роки тому +1

      @@YKORMEZ Hiroshima, Nagasaki. Smh RIP

  • @forrestallen9354
    @forrestallen9354 3 роки тому +167

    "Publicly acknowledged" meaning thats the old shit that you can know about lol

    • @jonny555ive
      @jonny555ive 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @starseed_Wanderer
      @starseed_Wanderer 3 роки тому +2

      @Christian Lifestyle from the 40 to 50s after the Tesla coil incident.

    • @WizardIllustrator
      @WizardIllustrator 3 роки тому +1

      There's a thermal or sound frequency weapon that causes the enemy to run away. Back since it was released in the Iraq War. That was public information.

    • @Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub
      @Founder_of_Morgans_Fanclub 3 роки тому

      The original video is many years old

  • @traceystokes5253
    @traceystokes5253 10 місяців тому

    Very cool stuff. And very interesting, thanks!

  • @JukesMcGee
    @JukesMcGee 3 роки тому +146

    This is what every recruiter will tell you what you’ll be doing in the Navy.

    • @NautilusSSN571
      @NautilusSSN571 3 роки тому +1

      Mine was pretty straight to the point.

  • @ethanbenton6676
    @ethanbenton6676 3 роки тому +2907

    Everybody gangsta ‘til people start building warships with mirror-armor plates
    Edit: I just wanted to clarify with all of you, this comment is for *comedic* purposes. I thought it best to add this because there are overwhelming amounts of ☝️🤓akshually Andys in my replies.

    • @lmtgaming8325
      @lmtgaming8325 3 роки тому +253

      Or till the say they want to make it big in a ball in space

    • @notserpmale03
      @notserpmale03 3 роки тому +18

      @@alexroge6495 no, infared defo does

    • @matthewmiller1101
      @matthewmiller1101 3 роки тому +111

      Shoot a fifty cal shot and then hit that exposed area

    • @nazigorfurher4403
      @nazigorfurher4403 3 роки тому +50

      Well no matter how thick your mirror you will go boom boom and cooked mate

    • @DP-ot6zf
      @DP-ot6zf 3 роки тому +15

      Those mirrors will melt.

  • @nawwk79
    @nawwk79 3 роки тому +622

    Dr. Evil: "All I want is some frickin sharks with some frickin lasers on them"

    • @hector882cn2
      @hector882cn2 3 роки тому +16

      Unfortunately he only got mutant bass

    • @aj3751
      @aj3751 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you!

    • @humbleascanbe2159
      @humbleascanbe2159 3 роки тому +4

      With a
      ✌🏾😮✌🏾 TRACTOR BEAM >>>>>>> mini me 🤓

    • @MDCraven66
      @MDCraven66 3 роки тому

      @@hector882cn2 Really?! Are they ill-tempered?

    • @rprince418
      @rprince418 3 роки тому +1

      "What did we get instead?"
      "Seabass."
      "...riggggghhht."

  • @Yovry
    @Yovry 3 роки тому +437

    Imagine this hits an actual person just walking across the ship

    • @dillonjackson5369
      @dillonjackson5369 3 роки тому +36

      Yeah they should try it on a dog.

    • @Yovry
      @Yovry 3 роки тому +43

      @Ahmed Antimarxist the way God intended

    • @Yovry
      @Yovry 3 роки тому +81

      @Ahmed Antimarxist world record for fastest cremation

    • @Yovry
      @Yovry 3 роки тому +10

      @Ahmed Antimarxist it got the cremated guy too

    • @magicrabbit9446
      @magicrabbit9446 3 роки тому +8

      Human go boom boom, ha ha funny

  • @AlkebulanLegacy
    @AlkebulanLegacy 3 роки тому +297

    "World's first publicly acknowledged" cus they've had these for decades

    • @misticalgaming4399
      @misticalgaming4399 3 роки тому +18

      Technically they have, but I’m assuming most were prototypes that either A. Didn’t work well or B. We’re still upgrading it. I’m gonna assume option B. Hell just looking at the laser looks like it took a bit of tries to get it to work perfectly and even then it’s big, bulky, and on an Aircraft Carrier. But I did read that the U.S military wants to put more scaled down versions (obviously less powerful) on fighter jets.

    • @mosescohn7400
      @mosescohn7400 3 роки тому +8

      @@misticalgaming4399 6th Generation Fighters are supposedly supposed to have a laser on it

    • @nowyouseemenowyoudont7646
      @nowyouseemenowyoudont7646 3 роки тому

      Alien works

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 3 роки тому +1

      They haven't had these. Remember the YAL-1 from 2 decades ago? It didn't work, and it was using a far larger laser than this video's.

    • @gantrieltharxius28
      @gantrieltharxius28 3 роки тому +2

      Chirped pulse amplification, dressed optical filament, plasma vacuum channel please

  • @brazthagod5840
    @brazthagod5840 3 роки тому +772

    If he's using a controller does he have aim assist

    • @ThisIsMeAndNooneElse
      @ThisIsMeAndNooneElse 3 роки тому +79

      Is it considered cheating to use a mouse and keyboard?

    • @orewaren8549
      @orewaren8549 3 роки тому +7

      @@ThisIsMeAndNooneElse FAST REACTION TIMES

    • @yeboi2379
      @yeboi2379 3 роки тому +20

      @@ThisIsMeAndNooneElse The mouse is hands down the best thing to aim with.
      The Nintendo switch motion control is second as long as you’re not in a car.
      Aiming with a controller tho...
      Impossible

    • @SkeletonModel91
      @SkeletonModel91 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a soft lock.

    • @yeboi2379
      @yeboi2379 3 роки тому +10

      @Cobif Man Bruh either something’s wrong with your arm or your PC set up is trash.
      The mouse is wayyyyy easier then the controller.

  • @LivingTreeCarpentry
    @LivingTreeCarpentry Рік тому

    Its great, just not in bad weather such as fog, rain or cloudy conditions.
    Also suffers from limited range because of the curvature of the earth and the height of waves etc that's why it's mounted so high on the ship.

  • @SpilledMug
    @SpilledMug 3 роки тому +941

    Imagine the military secretly building an entire star destroyer with tons of these

  • @donthefuanyt4904
    @donthefuanyt4904 3 роки тому +1240

    "Light travels at the speed of light"
    Ah yes, this floor here is made of floor

    • @fatbum
      @fatbum 3 роки тому +60

      He was just explaining the laser's accuracy since there is basically no projectile travel-time.
      Also, i don't really understand this whole meme-phrases thing, i can barely find any original jokes online at this point.

    • @donthefuanyt4904
      @donthefuanyt4904 3 роки тому +7

      @@fatbum I would have made an original joke if I cam up with one

    • @Bot_-zp6zv
      @Bot_-zp6zv 3 роки тому +16

      @@fatbum you only know that the floor made of floor and light is as fast as light when you go up the stairs behind a girl

    • @donthefuanyt4904
      @donthefuanyt4904 3 роки тому +2

      @@Bot_-zp6zv that is true

    • @GorillaCookies
      @GorillaCookies 3 роки тому +27

      If light moves at the speed of light does dark move at the speed of dark ?

  • @dulldyl
    @dulldyl 3 роки тому +391

    Petition to make it sound like Han Solos blaster whenever it fires.

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 3 роки тому +16

      A few high tension cable wires will do

    • @uvuvosas7449
      @uvuvosas7449 3 роки тому +1

      Where can I sign?😶

    • @levicrombie440
      @levicrombie440 3 роки тому +1

      @@uvuvosas7449 just like the comment let’s get it to as many likes as possible :D

    • @dominicstocker5144
      @dominicstocker5144 3 роки тому +3

      The people killed with this would surely find it quite amusing

    • @yoda6292
      @yoda6292 3 роки тому +1

      And petition for Elon Muskto make lightsabers a thing

  • @ejcm55
    @ejcm55 Рік тому

    Highway Patrol needs this for car chases.

  • @v1_Slime
    @v1_Slime 3 роки тому +1423

    Soldiers without game experience: "it's hard to use this kind of controller"
    Gamers: "ima shat on this guy" *100 kills, 200 assists and 1 ping*

    • @dwiwahyu5633
      @dwiwahyu5633 3 роки тому +91

      Gamer laser:
      +Aimbot
      +1000 damage
      +100000000 accuracy
      -ping

    • @mikethespike056
      @mikethespike056 3 роки тому +45

      I can imagine without the obvious aimbot these guys use, gamers would probably have the best accuracy.

    • @fela001
      @fela001 3 роки тому +4

      1 ping is the dream

    • @chyme_ru
      @chyme_ru 3 роки тому +2

      @@mikethespike056 aim assist* :)

    • @KevinJennissen
      @KevinJennissen 3 роки тому

      Maybe they should be using keyboard and mouse instead.

  • @NewportQuintet
    @NewportQuintet 2 роки тому +369

    Plot twist: the government holds a nation wide gaming competition and top players from each game gets to pilot one

    • @mustachesock
      @mustachesock 2 роки тому +2

      Dream is next

    • @trivipesnipe
      @trivipesnipe 2 роки тому +2

      That's basically the plot to The Last Starfighter

    • @NewportQuintet
      @NewportQuintet 2 роки тому +2

      @@trivipesnipe but irl🤯

    • @bradleyrossross963
      @bradleyrossross963 2 роки тому

      And be a killer for a nation that doesn’t deserve it? Fuuuuuuuuuck that.

    • @takepan631
      @takepan631 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a bad movie plot lol

  • @Tomy_Stank
    @Tomy_Stank 2 роки тому +345

    Us soldier in war
    "Hey give me that controller"
    "No I want play"
    "I said its my turn"
    *Starts fighting*

  • @Zirkal4
    @Zirkal4 2 роки тому +1

    Me when someone ring the dorbell haha

  • @felixkjornsberg
    @felixkjornsberg 3 роки тому +1236

    The us navy: good luck surviving this
    Somalian pirates: mirror boat go brrr
    Edit: this was meant to be a meme, a very popular meme.

    • @chrish1695
      @chrish1695 3 роки тому +26

      You do realize this is not a laser pointer right lol

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 3 роки тому +24

      @@chrish1695 the title is literally "laser"

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 3 роки тому +15

      @@LumboDumbo it doesn't work like a regular laser pointer, it acts in a way that a mirror couldn't deflect nor redirect it. Laser pointer is visible while this is not

    • @niggasonparade325
      @niggasonparade325 3 роки тому +44

      @@LumboDumbo my 40 watt laser can literally burn reflective aluminum. This thousands of kilowatt laser would just turn the whole mirrored boat into a tin of jiffy-pop

    • @sumdudes2ndaccountlol173
      @sumdudes2ndaccountlol173 3 роки тому +12

      @@kermitthefrog2578 doesnt matter if its visible or not a Mirror Reflects 99% of all light so the laser would Blow Fat holes into the Mirror, but it will still reflect

  • @angelo5902
    @angelo5902 2 роки тому +849

    Pirates bout to start chrome wrapping their ships

    • @zombiee6344
      @zombiee6344 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @davikleinpaul
      @davikleinpaul Рік тому +52

      Bro is giving ideas ☠️☠️☠️

    • @darkmatter1152
      @darkmatter1152 Рік тому +19

      Wouldn't help

    • @DeltaElites
      @DeltaElites Рік тому +31

      Nah, LASER is Light, but it's Amplified by Stimulated Emissions of Radiation...;) It's not your typical laser pointer.

    • @davikleinpaul
      @davikleinpaul Рік тому +6

      @@DeltaElites "🤓👆"

  • @daallen7636
    @daallen7636 3 роки тому +228

    “international committee now to ban light warfare”

    • @redsoldier3264
      @redsoldier3264 3 роки тому +3

      Lol imagine

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 3 роки тому +13

      It's already a war crime to use lasers to blind people. Imagine a helicopter flying over a village, blinding everyone within 2 minutes.

    • @grudgepew3797
      @grudgepew3797 3 роки тому

      @@liamjm9278 you can't see it tho

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 3 роки тому +2

      @@grudgepew3797 And?

    • @kaymish6178
      @kaymish6178 3 роки тому +5

      @@grudgepew3797 can still blind people by damaging their eyes. You can't see radiation but it can still melt your eyes.

  • @zupermaster
    @zupermaster 6 місяців тому +1

    Alien:Hahaha we can finally beat hu-
    *Laser:Sssshhhhh*

  • @AsloAso
    @AsloAso 3 роки тому +446

    Imagine it hitting a massive kaleidoscope at the right angle

  • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
    @user-lj2cb2pj8j 3 роки тому +173

    Are we using lasers to kill each other? Finally, the future I was promised as a child

    • @budlewis721
      @budlewis721 3 роки тому +11

      This is not new. In the late '70s/'81/'82 a friend of mine who had a security clearance to work on the _Glomar Explorer_ told me that two Army Cobra pilots in Germany took him for a ride, and in a remote area burned up a couple trees with the helicopter-mounted laser weapon. I'm sure the government has a number of projects that would challenge belief if we knew about them.

    • @isaacoviedo8756
      @isaacoviedo8756 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, my uncle worked on the mounting system for putting these on aircraft.

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 3 роки тому +1

      I see you were born in the 90's as well. 👍

    • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
      @user-lj2cb2pj8j 3 роки тому

      @@thetestinggrounds7855 70s

    • @alejandrolozano4919
      @alejandrolozano4919 3 роки тому +1

      Get ready to make kids and mens into switch cheeses that can’t be heal. Or recover it fast and painless

  • @grim3850
    @grim3850 3 роки тому +1332

    Navy: develops multi million dollar laser
    Pirates: brings a big mirror
    Edit: Lovin the discussion this comment has spawned

    • @vulkandynamite9200
      @vulkandynamite9200 3 роки тому +153

      Ah yes it's big BRAIN time

    • @alientiger21
      @alientiger21 3 роки тому +168

      @@andersonpeng3243 it would work just like regular armor. It would reflect for a while depending on the power of the laser and eventually fail, since mirrors aren’t 100% reflective

    • @cuddlemuffin.9545
      @cuddlemuffin.9545 3 роки тому +76

      @@andersonpeng3243 it will shatter, even if the mirror reflected 99.99% of the light coming through it will still shatter

    • @yunniex4everrl49
      @yunniex4everrl49 3 роки тому +34

      Unless they aiming it back to laser.

    • @ze_glitchy_gamer7629
      @ze_glitchy_gamer7629 3 роки тому +130

      "Parry this you filthy casual."

  • @TheBuckeyeJeff
    @TheBuckeyeJeff Рік тому

    Nice. The speed of light shatters the speed of hypersonic weapons. This is what needs to be fielded.

  • @davidvue4585
    @davidvue4585 2 роки тому +1886

    So I deployed and worked with a EOD Unit in Afghanistan. Interestingly enough, a lot of our robotic equipment (EOD bots , remote controlled drones and guns) use reconfigured Xbox controllers because it was easier and cheaper then the military creating their own controllers.

    • @ludde5008
      @ludde5008 2 роки тому +62

      What is eod short for

    • @toastedninja69
      @toastedninja69 2 роки тому +164

      @@ludde5008 explosive ordinance disposal

    • @santid5648
      @santid5648 2 роки тому +218

      Lmaoooo imagine stick drifting with a military robot

    • @cartler
      @cartler 2 роки тому +55

      And soldiers using it may have already had past experience with the controller

    • @thehistorynerd2832
      @thehistorynerd2832 2 роки тому +27

      Called Xbox for life

  • @ajaxnation9504
    @ajaxnation9504 3 роки тому +478

    I still think that no matter how serious the matter is, humans would always find a way to make it fun. I mean years of research to build a multimillion weapon just to control it with an Xbox controller ?

    • @xero1782
      @xero1782 3 роки тому +7

      Yes 😎

    • @imaginerus
      @imaginerus 3 роки тому +51

      Yeah they realized, that soldiers are already familiar with this kind of controller, so it is way more intuitive than self developed controlling devices.

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 3 роки тому +2

      I need them to link up with scuf to make improvements 😂

    • @virginmobilemail
      @virginmobilemail 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah so they can get all the ps4. Xbox players that play war games into the military to fight real battles, that is probably their plan to recruit people into the military.

    • @Doobie603
      @Doobie603 3 роки тому +9

      @@virginmobilemail It has been the plan for years. The military has been working with game developers for years to help with recruiting. If I'm not mistaken SOCOM was one of the first of these type of games bringing about gamez like COD.

  • @imakillayt4191
    @imakillayt4191 2 роки тому +665

    "Target locked" batteries in controller die

    • @Bhavishya...123
      @Bhavishya...123 Рік тому +5

      That is y i changed from a console controller to wired mouse 😂😂

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY Рік тому +12

      ​@@Bhavishya...123 But then you can't reload the controller and hear the 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 :(

    • @genunderpants
      @genunderpants Рік тому +3

      You think the government is shelling out for wireless controllers 😂

    • @Yumums
      @Yumums Рік тому +1

      Wired all day, no batteries needed and no input delay

    • @Xackory
      @Xackory Рік тому +1

      @@Bhavishya...123 there’s wired controllers

  • @Sky-pg6xy
    @Sky-pg6xy 4 місяці тому +2

    Assassinations are about to go crazy. Imagine your VIP is standing somewhere and then gets turned into a smoking pair of shoes by somebody with a laser cannon.

    • @Aymen19827
      @Aymen19827 4 місяці тому

      Where would they get power for it

    • @Sky-pg6xy
      @Sky-pg6xy 4 місяці тому

      @@Aymen19827 the store i guess? Does it take a whole bunch or something?

    • @Aymen19827
      @Aymen19827 4 місяці тому

      @@Sky-pg6xy defenitly takes a whole bunch
      its literally powered by electricity
      as for assasinations you cant carry a thing like that in the first place
      its literally a laser pointer with so much electricity and technology put into it that its this deadly

    • @Sky-pg6xy
      @Sky-pg6xy 4 місяці тому

      @@Aymen19827 they could probably work something out if they had to. Honestly I read things online about how the CIA can literally control the weather and time and stuff, so I’m sure CERN will get a fix on some handheld laser cannons.

    • @Sky-pg6xy
      @Sky-pg6xy 4 місяці тому

      It’s pretty scary what the CIA guys up at CERN can do

  • @brunosouza4758
    @brunosouza4758 3 роки тому +326

    Mirror: I’m about to end this whole ship’s career

    • @SolutionsNotPrayers
      @SolutionsNotPrayers 3 роки тому +20

      That only works with sunlight and low powered lasers.

    • @earth2k66
      @earth2k66 3 роки тому +44

      Infrared Radiation: Omaewa mou shindeiru.!
      Mirror: Nani?
      *Explodes after few nanoseconds.*

    • @metalhed411
      @metalhed411 3 роки тому +6

      Because I'm super hot... Fire!!!! I mean Laser!!!! 🤣 😆

    • @benholroyd5221
      @benholroyd5221 3 роки тому +5

      @@SolutionsNotPrayers why not?
      I agree it'd need to be reflective enough so that it doesn't break from the residual energy. There's nothing in principle to stop this being viable.

    • @gunsmokegaloreyt6840
      @gunsmokegaloreyt6840 3 роки тому +9

      Ben Holroyd It wouldn’t work due to the intense heat, the light itself isn’t what causes damage, it’s the heat that accompanies such a beam