@@TreebeardXIV Nah, Good Mythical Morning already did a episode like that and there's plenty you can do with it: Marco Polo, Trying to guess what something is based on touch and/or taste when you can't see it, trying to make a sandwich in the dark, messing around with glow-in-the-dark stuff, playing darts (stupid dangerous), etc. But like I say, it has all been done before.
It doesn't make up for the fact that they're pulling a dystopian corporate overlord tactic by needlessly censoring the show just so they can force people to pay for the uncensored video. They're literally creating a problem and offering the solution to the problem for a price. That's some seriously mercenary shit.
@@L33PL4Y WTF are you talking about? UA-cam doesn't like bad words. They censor the words. You can either understand the censored silly message, or pay for their Patreon, but I'm absolutely certain that nobody who is paying for their Patreon is paying bc of whatever bullshit you're on about. Enjoy the silliness or gtfoh but don't stick around just to cry.
@@L33PL4Y nah they just don't want to lose monetization on UA-cam so they have to censor curse words, but Patreon is crowd funded so they don't have to censor there
Today is my birthday (April 22nd) and having them break open a piñata while shouting "Happy birthday" genuinely made me happy. Thanks for playing with swords, Grumps
yknow today is my bday too and i literally forgot until i watched this and they said happy birthday. at least someones celebrating it for us! (especially since this is one of my new favorite episodes lmao)
I saw this comment and it reminded me that I haven’t been reading the subtitles in a while. Now I have such a good excuse to go back and rewatch all the 10 mphs and I’m very grateful.
I vaguely remember once that Danny stated that his sister Dana was WAY into fencing when they were younger. I believe he referred to her as “The Craziest Fucking Fencer Westfield, New Jersey had ever seen.”
Dan is such a strange and beautiful combination of being built like a newborn giraffe and also lowkey athletic. Like when he one-shot the apple off of Arin's head in the nerf arrows episode.
Love watching with the Spanish subtitles, clearly they were made with just as much love and care as the ones en inglés. I’m particularly in love with “sssSSSsssSsSSss-ROMPECRANAAAAAAÁNEEEEEOOOSSSSsssSSSS”
Dan has evolved from my devil to my angle I love how happy this made Dan though. Like Arin clearly was having fun but Dan was like shrieking with joy and letting out some feral screams haha. I always appreciate the guests, they get someone cool and passionate who can plug their stuff and every week I get a cool new person to watch 😊
I watched with subtitles for the first time today. Omg, they were amazing and now I want to go back and rewatch all new Power Hours with the subtitles on.
I was already anxious about the Grumps handling the cheese sculpting tools; glad they cut out the middle man and just gave them various bladed weapons.
No joke, the captions are like 40-50% of the comedic experience of TMPH for me. I enjoy them so much that I find myself wishing they were on the regular Grumps episodes. There's just something about the captioner having to approximate the vibe of sounds and music by putting, like, the Willy Wonka tunnel speech in caps in brackets that really adds so much to the experience.
Dan going from "I'm slightly apprehensive", to "I'm impressed", to "🤡watcha say?🔪" should be a cautionary tail of how serial killers start small. RIP, Mr Piñata.
On the first tries with the ballistic gel, it was very funny and in Grumps fashion that Arin confidently said "I know what I'm doing [in terms of engaging the whole body] I did box", and proceeds to bash the gel more than slash, whereas Dan had a move that was more slashing. For anyone that isn't familiar: For best results with a slashing weapon, you want to slide the edge along the target, or hit with the tip. That will cause more damage than a perpendicular bash to the side.
12:55 the bit with arin stabbing the shit out of a watermelon reminded me of the time i got to smash up a friend’s broken flatscreen with a bat. the catharsis is very real sometimes with (CONTROLLED) violence
I decided to check you guys out recently (like 2 weeks ago) and I'm so glad I did! I've been super depressed for a long time now, and you guys have made me laugh more in these 2 weeks than I have in the past year. I don't know if you'll see this or not. But in case you do, I want to say thank you for doing everything you guys do. 😊
Oh wow, a new Game Grumps fan! I’ve never seen one in the wild before. Welcome to the fandom friend, I hope you enjoy the unhinged chaos that is the last few years of 10MPH content
I had a cheap wakizashi once, swung it so hard the steel snapped at the guard and the blade almost broke a window (if the thick curtain hadn't caught it). Arin could be a butcher, he likes chop, chop, choppin' that meat 🍖 13:00 missed opportunity for "Et Tu, Fruite?"
6:39 was totally expecting Dan to say “But you’re already dead” right after making that prediction 7:48 New favorite Dan line: “Oh, you, uh, my, you.. er, uh, my dad!”
I know it's entirely coincidence, but it's really cool that a sword-based 10MPH came out today and Dan said "happy birthday," all on my actual birthday XD
How is it that Dan and Arin just about switched personalities for this episode, Dan was all too excited to get in heads first, while Arin is waaaay more cautious and flinchy LMAO
⚔Captions in English! ⚔
⚔Subtitulos en Español!⚔
Gracias :)
Best subtitles on UA-cam.
Donde estas mi pantalones?
:0
Que pasa el coat?
Probably the most dangerous TMPH after any episode where they handle David Cheeseman
Dont forget michael reeves
Michael Reeves & David Cheeseman *_DEFINITELY_* removed years of the Gamey Grumpies’ lives with just their presence alone.
I still have my coveted David Cheeseman pin
They probably only almost died like...twice. Maybe three times.
Maybe four.
The cinnamon challenge was actually deadly! This was just... Teasing death.
That's the best introduction to a guest I have ever seen. A safety guy telling Dan "nope, nope, nope, nope, nope." 🤣
That safety man saved an ambulance Instagram post from being made
Thank you so much for having us on, it was an absolute blast!
Thank you for keeping our boys safe
Yeah good call saying No repeatedly when Dan decided to try taking the label off with the sword 😂
Also your stuff looks cool as hell
Hell yeah!!! Bless your knowledge of the blades!!
@@Saternalia It was my pleasure.
There was nothing I could do for that watermelon, though.
You were great! Also liked your nails, very rad ✌️
You guys should try to navigate the office in complete darkness, you could call it the 10 minute power outage
With all the swords there.
Okay why isn’t this getting more likes
What if they used glowing paint on objects to navigate their way through the dark?
@@shaneguy5275because it’s actually a boring idea for an episode. The name is just a little clever, that’s about it.
@@TreebeardXIV Nah, Good Mythical Morning already did a episode like that and there's plenty you can do with it: Marco Polo, Trying to guess what something is based on touch and/or taste when you can't see it, trying to make a sandwich in the dark, messing around with glow-in-the-dark stuff, playing darts (stupid dangerous), etc. But like I say, it has all been done before.
10:58 Blurring out random objects when the mouth isn’t in frame is my favorite running gag
I never noticed that, and now I love it, thank you 😂
It's honestly so hard to beat.
It doesn't make up for the fact that they're pulling a dystopian corporate overlord tactic by needlessly censoring the show just so they can force people to pay for the uncensored video. They're literally creating a problem and offering the solution to the problem for a price. That's some seriously mercenary shit.
@@L33PL4Y WTF are you talking about? UA-cam doesn't like bad words. They censor the words. You can either understand the censored silly message, or pay for their Patreon, but I'm absolutely certain that nobody who is paying for their Patreon is paying bc of whatever bullshit you're on about. Enjoy the silliness or gtfoh but don't stick around just to cry.
@@L33PL4Y nah they just don't want to lose monetization on UA-cam so they have to censor curse words, but Patreon is crowd funded so they don't have to censor there
Love how Arin runs up to the watermelon immediately after it’s cut open to devour it like the feral boy that he is.
The healthiest thing Arin has ever eaten on 10MPH.
that was a cleeeaaan cut though, i don't blame him!
the melon man surprise appearance 🍉
can't blame him, that watermelon looked so juicy!
The slow mo shot made me lose my mind 😂😂😂😂
just a couple of guys swinging their swords around
Just a couple of swords swinging their guys around
@@AugustTheStagJust guy swords swinging their couple around.
Just a couple of cars, aren't they?
Hehehe😏
D club activities
Today is my birthday (April 22nd) and having them break open a piñata while shouting "Happy birthday" genuinely made me happy. Thanks for playing with swords, Grumps
yknow today is my bday too and i literally forgot until i watched this and they said happy birthday. at least someones celebrating it for us! (especially since this is one of my new favorite episodes lmao)
Birthday twin! I also got a surprised smile at that one.
It’s also my birthday! and I was very happy hearing them say that it genuinely made me so happy
Happy birthday y’all! 🥳🎉
Bro same XD
Arin at 9:00 “I haven’t disgustingly shoved anything into my mouth this episode. Now’s my chance!”
13:03 The “et tu brute” in the english subtitles made me so giggly thank you closed caption gods
I saw this comment and it reminded me that I haven’t been reading the subtitles in a while. Now I have such a good excuse to go back and rewatch all the 10 mphs and I’m very grateful.
beware the ides Ceasar
It's so funny in a morbid way that Dan keeps putting Arin's life in danger to the point where the on site safety person has to scold him like a child.
At least he’d go out as he lived….fully monetized
@@gargoyles9999 fun fact, when people die they usually poop themselves. so in that way, arin would ALSO be going out as he lived.
The fact that they let Dan and Link coexist in the same space on Good Mythical Morning should qualify as an OSHA Violation
whoever does the subtitles just know that I love you. *crustacean-like scuttling*
Praise be the captioner
Some great captioning. I give them a 10 out of 10 out of 10
*loud fleshy thud*
just saw that and came to make this comment lmao
9:17 a SOLID Willy Wonka reference
Why is Dan's En Fleche so clean? He's usually so gangly and awkward, but then he stab... Like a majestic heron.
Based and stork-pilled
He is also the better archer; he is the real Jammin' Ninja 🥷🏻
to be fair, each day he *does* create a new form of karate that changes the way that Japan views the west. swords gotta factor in there somewhere 🤔
I vaguely remember once that Danny stated that his sister Dana was WAY into fencing when they were younger. I believe he referred to her as “The Craziest Fucking Fencer Westfield, New Jersey had ever seen.”
Dan is such a strange and beautiful combination of being built like a newborn giraffe and also lowkey athletic. Like when he one-shot the apple off of Arin's head in the nerf arrows episode.
Can I just say that whoever put "WATER BREATHING 5TH FORM" in the captions at 11:35 deserves a raise?
04:25 Rare footage of Arin being the one to worry and try to stop Dan from doing something dangerous
i did not have "Arin eats watermelon in slow mo like a starved animal" on my 2024 bingo list but i should have expected it
The healthiest thing Arin has ever eaten on 10MPH.
Really? I had it down. Course, it was a more vague “Arin eats something in slo mo like a starved animal” but it’s IS a bingo sheet
Yeah, that sounds like a skill issue on your part, ngl. /lh
what did you have on it?
I'm surprised it didn't happen during that one as seen on TV episode.
Gloves, safety goggles, cut-proof apron, a sword expert next to him,
and Arin still wears flip-flops!
You can take the man out of the Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man.
I love how sweet Mike's voice is for someone guiding two grown men with extremely deadly weapons
Tee hee uWu
(No, thanks though. :) )
@@leagueofswords1 No problemo!
Well maybe not EXTREMELY in this case but definitely deadly
Wherever Allie is,
I hope she saw Dan smacking
the ballistics gel with the YAOI paddle.
It's snowing on Mt Fuji
Love watching with the Spanish subtitles, clearly they were made with just as much love and care as the ones en inglés. I’m particularly in love with “sssSSSsssSsSSss-ROMPECRANAAAAAAÁNEEEEEOOOSSSSsssSSSS”
9:50 Dan's enthusiasm for getting the anime-slice on the watermelon is contagious
tbf, I'd be excited too
I got my best buddies doing shit with me, a professional to look over us? Who wouldn't be excited?
The same as my enthusiasm to buy rainbow fun.
Now Danny can face down Samurai abstenence patrol as a true ninja
That's a deep cut.
But does this mean Arin Neverbone is pretending to be friends with Dan to betray him?
@@anthonybowman3423 that’s what the video is about… deep cuts lol
@@mikeholtryartist I would argue, most of the video is about very shallow cuts. Really more like dents.
@@anthonybowman3423true true
Arin at 08:30 : Effortlessly cleaves a watermelon in two with a katana in one swing
Me: "Oh my god... he can be your angle *AND* yuor devil..."
13:03 [Et Tu, Brute] had me freaking dying. Whoever does the captions is the best!
12:59 **slams on table** 48 STAB WOUNDS!
You didn't even give him a CHANCE, H U H ! ?
Arin wields a blade like a kid playing with a stick in the backyard.
Dan wields a blade like a teenaged Arin playing with his stick during D-Club
Arin could be your angle, or your devil
1:40 to 1:44 is the duality of how every librarian feels when they get their hands on a label printer. wonder, and immense power.
People NEED to read the captions. "Arin and the Melon Collie Hunger" appeared when Arin ate the melon.
Dan has evolved from my devil to my angle
I love how happy this made Dan though. Like Arin clearly was having fun but Dan was like shrieking with joy and letting out some feral screams haha.
I always appreciate the guests, they get someone cool and passionate who can plug their stuff and every week I get a cool new person to watch 😊
Dan is strangely in his element with weapons considering how chill he is. This was the best TMPH this season, love it.
Arin scurrying in, munching enthusiastically on the watermelon, then retreating and hiding like a wild rodent or something
9:00 dogs when you put food in their bowl after they just ate
Dogs when you inch that last nanometer away from the table.
This is spot on
"I just want Arin to live"
"that makes one of us"
you can actually FEEL the childhood joy radiating off Dan
At 9:00 im honestly glad Arin did that because the second it sliced off I thought that looked so tasty
what if the grumps did cocaine for a 10 mph and it was called the 10 Minute Powder Hour
Can you imagine Arin coked up? 😂
@@gerrymcwilliamI'm not sure it's much different than his normal TMPH
First of all, what the hell were you thinking writing this?
And two
Can you think up more, please, thank you.
God, what have I told you about smoking salvia and posting UA-cam comments?
@@gerrymcwilliamat that point I think he’d just literally explode
Props to Dan and Arin for living out the dreams of my edgelord 16-year-old self staring at the prop swords at the back of the mall Suncoast Video.
it's never too late
I watched with subtitles for the first time today. Omg, they were amazing and now I want to go back and rewatch all new Power Hours with the subtitles on.
We have a playlist of all the episodes we have CC on here: ua-cam.com/video/z-j6_wnCxgA/v-deo.html
You will not be disappointed! One of my favorite shows to have captions on for!
10:53 I wasn’t expecting Dan to be any more like Brook from One Piece but here we are
8:53 the slowed down eagle cry was the icing on top XD
Dan swinging the swords around is giving Arin Michael Reeves flashbacks
I was already anxious about the Grumps handling the cheese sculpting tools; glad they cut out the middle man and just gave them various bladed weapons.
lets be fair, david cheeseman was far more deadly than any of the swords here.
No joke, the captions are like 40-50% of the comedic experience of TMPH for me. I enjoy them so much that I find myself wishing they were on the regular Grumps episodes. There's just something about the captioner having to approximate the vibe of sounds and music by putting, like, the Willy Wonka tunnel speech in caps in brackets that really adds so much to the experience.
ty for saying this, just turned on cc
Dan going from "I'm slightly apprehensive", to "I'm impressed", to "🤡watcha say?🔪" should be a cautionary tail of how serial killers start small.
RIP, Mr Piñata.
always and forever advocating for the person(s) who do(es) the subtitles. may your crops be blessed bountifully in this year
I think my favorite part about this episode is the ballistics gel tumbling down in slow mo and then wobbling for way longer than expected
I love the "omae wa mou shinderiou" "NANI?!" in the captions, always a delight
Arin stabbing with sword Washington was the most metal gear ass animation I've ever seen and I love it 12:16
This is such a weirdly specific way to describe it but holy shit you're so right
@@papitasloup2119 I'm so glad I'm not alone on this weirdly spacificly hill
Arin remembered the basics of CQC
13:02 The captions saying “Et tu, Brute?” is GENIUS
9:40
just in case you indie game devs wanna rip a sound bite
It's no wonder Dan is so good at this. You don't survive hanging out with Ninja Brian without learning how to survive around Ninja Brian
Seeing them just genuinely enjoy themselves and geek out is the BEST.
the lyrics from the boat scene in willy wonka describes arin eating that watermelon perfectly and i cant explain it
Dan inadvertantly made himself look like Sideshow Bob and now i cant unsee it.
I mean, swords are very affordable. My mom has a whole set of tiny ones in the kitchen.
On the first tries with the ballistic gel, it was very funny and in Grumps fashion that Arin confidently said "I know what I'm doing [in terms of engaging the whole body] I did box", and proceeds to bash the gel more than slash, whereas Dan had a move that was more slashing.
For anyone that isn't familiar: For best results with a slashing weapon, you want to slide the edge along the target, or hit with the tip. That will cause more damage than a perpendicular bash to the side.
Dan is so goog at swords omg, the bottle stab was especially impressive to me. The way it stayed upright was just chef's kiss.
Dan says his hair looks stupid buts it makes him look like an IRL anime character
Missed a golden opportunity to name is Rainbow Slash and leave it in a jar on the radiator
Dan's "whatdja say" kills me every time 😂😂😂
i love dannys 80's muppet look at the start........... keep it slay girlina!
the willy wonka quotes in the closed captions bro whoever does the subtitles for you guys deserves a raise😂
I can't tell if Dan is genuinely excited, fainning enthusiasm or just wants to kill someone with a sword, but make it look like an accident.
Arin frantically running behind Dan at 9:00 to gorge himself on a slice of watermelon and then scuttling away brings me life
0:58 i love the tmph "something is being brought up" jingle it's so comforting after all this time, i bet it'd be a great ringtone lol
Sword cane, fluffy hair, likes to sing, plays guitar. Dan is just a few steps away from being Brook (One Piece) lol
Missed opportunity to title this “game grumps try swordplay”
The dinos wielding the Buster Sword and Masamune is fucking LEGENDARY
12:55 the bit with arin stabbing the shit out of a watermelon reminded me of the time i got to smash up a friend’s broken flatscreen with a bat. the catharsis is very real sometimes with (CONTROLLED) violence
I decided to check you guys out recently (like 2 weeks ago) and I'm so glad I did! I've been super depressed for a long time now, and you guys have made me laugh more in these 2 weeks than I have in the past year. I don't know if you'll see this or not. But in case you do, I want to say thank you for doing everything you guys do. 😊
Oh wow, a new Game Grumps fan! I’ve never seen one in the wild before. Welcome to the fandom friend, I hope you enjoy the unhinged chaos that is the last few years of 10MPH content
Dan is absolutly giddy this episode.
Also I need that Rainbow sword
I had a cheap wakizashi once, swung it so hard the steel snapped at the guard and the blade almost broke a window (if the thick curtain hadn't caught it).
Arin could be a butcher, he likes chop, chop, choppin' that meat 🍖
13:00 missed opportunity for "Et Tu, Fruite?"
6:45 I really wanted Dan to say "you're already" dead as the ballistic gel just fell off the table
9:17 Bruh I knew the line INSTANTLY!! And even imagined Dan screaming at the end like Gene did!🤣😭
I’ve always needed a budget guide to studying the blade!! 😱😱
That watermelon was the healthiest thing Arin has ever eaten on 10MPH.
so glad captions were on for the melon devouring portion of this episode.
4:38 I wish I had someone to put me in the right direction the same way Mike tells Dan "no"
What a treat for those with Closed Captions on. Thank you mysterious caption editor.
9:06 *Arin starts to scarf down melon in SLOW-MOTION*
Some of these “mall ninja” swords look like the wet-nightmares of Rob Leifeld molded into a tangible blade.
6:39 was totally expecting Dan to say “But you’re already dead” right after making that prediction
7:48 New favorite Dan line: “Oh, you, uh, my, you.. er, uh, my dad!”
I love that you have bits just for people who watch with subtitles, that's amazing!
Arin being mystified by the label printer like he can’t believe it does the thing it’s supposed to do lol
9:31 That one photo of bigfoot
I love it when Arin hides behind the curtain. He reminds me of my parrot May…R.I.P May you are missed.
Dan is excessively unhinged this episode and I am HERE FOR IT!
1:38 This is forever what I'll picture, as the reaction from every youtuber under the age of 50... to a literal label maker 🤣
ADORABLE
they slayed (with swords)
Dan's roar of either pain or triumph after spanking it with the paddle is powerful
This was super cool and awesome, and Mike did a fantastic job, but for a true expert's guidance, they should have consulted Ninja Brian as well
Ninja Brian is an expert in murder, that's what we were trying to avoid!
@@thegrumps Unfortunately, no one told Ninja Brian, I had to fight him in the parking lot.
Seeing Dan in a little ponytail has got to be my favorite thing ever about this video
I am so happy the subtitles were on, it elevates everything so much!
I know it's entirely coincidence, but it's really cool that a sword-based 10MPH came out today and Dan said "happy birthday," all on my actual birthday XD
happy birthday!
Thanks Dan! This was filmed so long ago, but I was actually alarmed when he said “happy birthday” on my actual birthday…
That came up right as I read this, and it was super out of left field so that would shock me too!! Happy birthday Neil :)
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday! :)
The captions make me have to pause the episode, cause I just can't miss a single line with extra funny in it. It's like two shows in one!
"The children are playing swords. Sorry, playing WITH swords. oh no... they are bleeding..."
-Garnet
How is it that Dan and Arin just about switched personalities for this episode, Dan was all too excited to get in heads first, while Arin is waaaay more cautious and flinchy LMAO
The slo-mo of Arin eating the watermelon had me crying 😂😭