My head cannon is that the 5 mecanoids are to show that even unfeeling robot killing machines can still see the buity in the white yak and want to protect it
If you don't have it already, you should take a look at the autopsy mod "Harvest Organs Post Mortem" by Smuffle. It would allow you to expand the pool of available donors.
A part 2 where Mr. Big Bucks takes over and rebuilds the company but instead of it being "ethical", it's the complete opposite thanks to the horrors he has witnessed
Mr Big bucks surviving his company's massacre is some actual villain origin story. Make a sequel where he opposes the empire and hunts down Mr krankenwagen undoing all of his work along the way
Organ harvesting is also good but it dmgs your colonists mood, 2 kidneys are 1000 silver above. I usually get organs from wild men or permnant hostile faction such as wasters or furries.
Fun fact: if you use the “vanilla psycasts expanded” mod, you can unlock an ability in the protector tree called “regrow limbs”. This ability puts the target in a coma that lasts a single day and, after a relatively short amount of time, all missing organs and limbs will regrow and can be harvested again!
I honestly wanted the ending to be with a twist with Big Bucks, so that when the camera on Katze slowly goes to the right, there's him pointing at Krankenwag with his ak-47
Saw this video a while back having no clue what rimworld even was. I now have 500 hours in the game. Thank you for marketing the game so well kibbles ❤
kibblesjack, you have an opportunity to make a whole plot of Mr. Big Bucks trying to take revenge against the man who sold them all, and restoring his empire of "ethical" operations
Totally humane way to turn a human into a stress free "donor". You install two leg legs. Then remove the peg legs resulting in an immobile "donor" which makes them entirely yours to do whatever you please...
to better maximise profit and to help the enviroment you could also use the recylce clothing mod... that way you could also breakdown the raider tainted clothes to use for other types of clothing... such as hats... remember to use everypart of the raider... you don't want to be wasteful... (edit: also you could use this to help make some ptched leather to cater to the market of people who don't want human leather by splicing human leather with other leather... just remember that by splicing the leathers you're having to do more work and so charging a little more for the patchleather coats is the right thing to do... could also get the mod that let's you make meat blends of differing types of meats to also be able to sell to the people who want to try that new non-human meat fad diet i've been hearing about...)
It’s really interesting how rim world players come up with different solutions for a problem like hypothermia. You took the raiders “leather” and made coats, I just stacked them up and fire the incinerator whenever I’m cold!😂
I'm not gonna lie i was waiting for or "are they?" at the end with a zoom on a Megaspider cocoon :D Thanks for the vidéo it was a pleasant 20 minute whil eating my sandwich
Honestly, I think most people would prefer living their lives in blissful sleep like those floating blood donors over their lives of toiling until they die of exhaustion.
i have an economics mod where inflation is a thing and... as it turns out i've sold so many organs they aren't worth much anymore so now i'm forced into other business.
Just wanna let you know, that if you ever continue off of this, you can "ethically" give the prisoners peg legs and then remove the peg legs so they're no longer trying to escape their contracts.
on another note did you know that? I didn't know that. I thought it was pretty fucked up that we invented the first antibiotic in 1910 but didn't officially stop bloodletting until the end of the 19th century.
I would Like to see where in a Future Video Krakenvagin Fights Shadow and Shadow Dies while everyone watches and its Never brought up again....In Kibbles Jack Fashion :D
Did I do a good job marketing my company?
Yes much money
It was a good enough job to make me want to invest all my silver in assets of the company yaks
You don't have enough yaks, and for that reason, I'm out
You mean your lethal company?
Definitely immoral enough to be in marketing!
"Our parkas are so well tailored that they feel like a second skin."
Get this quote to the boys in marketing, NOW!
I thought of making this joke, but ya beat me to it!
That is peak
@@KibblesJack"im so hungry i can eat a human"
@@KibblesJackAnd add "Hannibal's seal of approval" while you're at it too
I love this all natural, sustainable, organic, and plant-free model for clothing and food production
I see huge growth potential in the plant-free market!
And also, I want a Mr. Big Bucks sub series of him claiming ownership of the entire planet.
Yes.
I love that his name is literally Cat Ambulance in German
Yes it is so stupid it is funny
Most normal Rimworld colonist name:
If you want a name just pick some german objects and you are ready to go.
war ja klar das der Psycho einen deutschen Namen bekommt. 😅
“This was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual”
If you sell off their arms and legs, they can't get hurt trying to leave their beds.
krankenwagen really deserves that ending, hes such an exraordinarily selfless person
Truly a morally upstanding person!
I loved him, hope he will help the world even morr
@@KibblesJacki like tuwtles
They taste delicious😋
Just imagine all the people he has so kindly helped come back and all decide to team up and throw him a party for him
@@Omni-King-o1w Chocolate or meat?
My head cannon is that the 5 mecanoids are to show that even unfeeling robot killing machines can still see the buity in the white yak and want to protect it
I swear if a rimworld player ever starts a crime syndicate it would be the most successful one
Not me though... mine would fail so fast due to my incompetence!
Good idea
I thought Dr. Katze Krankenwagen turned himself into a catgirl.
Absolutely no continuity for his legendary saga smh
the timeline is messed up
Is it a timeline or a multiverse?
New theory he has hundreds of bodies connected by a hivemind. All working towards a unknown goal.
A goal so unknown even the krankenwagens don't know what it is!
This a prequel
If you don't have it already, you should take a look at the autopsy mod "Harvest Organs Post Mortem" by Smuffle. It would allow you to expand the pool of available donors.
I feel like mr.B.B and mr. Wagon, could buy a rather profitable position in the empire.
A part 2 where Mr. Big Bucks takes over and rebuilds the company but instead of it being "ethical", it's the complete opposite thanks to the horrors he has witnessed
Katze Krankenwagen?
That dude might as well be named Uber-Eats
The only thing more immoral than blood farming is the marketing department
move the turret? nah
betray your own employees and people for a new safe place with your beloved yaks? hell yeah
Mr Big bucks surviving his company's massacre is some actual villain origin story. Make a sequel where he opposes the empire and hunts down Mr krankenwagen undoing all of his work along the way
Looking forward to see what horrific atrocities kibblesjack will perform in the new update and DLC!
Organ harvesting is also good but it dmgs your colonists mood, 2 kidneys are 1000 silver above. I usually get organs from wild men or permnant hostile faction such as wasters or furries.
Good old "Cat Ambulance"
I can’t deny, I thought a man-hunter pulse would make all the Yak’s murder Krakenvagun in the end.
The yaks would never!
1:17 USE LEATHER!? That seems like animal cruelty. Nvm, I'm sure you'll come up with something!
why is he named ambualnce?
What has my very good friend "cat ambulance" ever done to deserve you questioning his existence?
@@lelul3575 uh idk skin and eat humans and farm them like animals?
@@Hylogsounds kinda normal to me
So you can call him, but not for me 🔫
Cat ambulence is a tiny bit better and more original than hans
Really good idea well thought out video and executed great! Was a good watch i hope to see more XD
That means a lot coming from a RimWorld GOAT like you!
I love that the ceo’s name literally means cat ambulance
Try the "install peg leg" and "remove peg leg" trick. Turns out, people without legs won't get distracted from helping the planet by, say, escaping.
Helping people? I think the marketing team would perfer the term "serving" people.
Every time I click on one of your videos and hear the name "Katze Krankenwagen" it gets a laugh out of me
Kibbles never fails to get put on a government watchlist
Fun fact: if you use the “vanilla psycasts expanded” mod, you can unlock an ability in the protector tree called “regrow limbs”. This ability puts the target in a coma that lasts a single day and, after a relatively short amount of time, all missing organs and limbs will regrow and can be harvested again!
Never underestimate this guys ability to name a character in the video "dr ambulance"
I keep laughing at the fact that you named your CEO, Katze Krankenwagen 😂.
For people who don't know German, that translates to "Cat Ambulance".
the "ethical way to get rich" immediately resorts to making human leather 😭😭
Yeah people were cold lol
Fazoli's gets weirder when you look into it
It was made in the south by a japanese man
I am just waiting to see the Krakenwagen council to make more money in moral ways
Babe wake up, new kibblesjack upload
Wow! This UA-camr has made over 100,000 dollars in around *100* days! I can’t wait to see what he doe- “I have not researched hydroponics yet”
The neat part is that he did it without drugs.
Ah I see the foundation let him go. I guess a large 939 containment breach does go a long way to getting you fired or let go
He wasn't let go, he was asked to leave...
17:05 shouldve made him a security guard
Fun fact? Human leather is the most breathable leather.
I honestly wanted the ending to be with a twist with Big Bucks, so that when the camera on Katze slowly goes to the right, there's him pointing at Krankenwag with his ak-47
Make a series where Mr. Big Bucks takes his revenge
Dr. Katze Krankenwagen's name is Cat Ambulance in german. loving the details :)
7:07
Canibal simple meal, fine meal, and lavish meal…
I don’t even want to imagine what it could be
More content to satisfy my horrible addiction... Good...
Herr Krankenwagen, wiso haben Sie sich dazu entschieden diesen Namen zu behalten anstatt Ihre Eltern zu verklagen?
The CEO is called "Cat Ambulance"
I cant. i just cant. this is very silly :P
Saw this video a while back having no clue what rimworld even was. I now have 500 hours in the game. Thank you for marketing the game so well kibbles ❤
Damn 500 hours in insane for only a few months
kibblesjack, you have an opportunity to make a whole plot of Mr. Big Bucks trying to take revenge against the man who sold them all, and restoring his empire of "ethical" operations
Katze means cat in german and krankenwagen means ambulance
Your Company is the most moral company in the universe! You are blessed!
Aww that is so wholesome . Im so glad you made rimwrold a safer place
Prison Architect maybe right up your alley for content.
Mr. Big Buck's will not be forgetting Dr. Katze Krankenwagen's actions.
This is some sh outta blade 💀
Love how the ceo is just called cat ambulance
Ah yes, the infamous Dr. Cat Ambulance, M.D
Rimworld vids always bring me joy, and im kinda worried about it.
Totally humane way to turn a human into a stress free "donor". You install two leg legs. Then remove the peg legs resulting in an immobile "donor" which makes them entirely yours to do whatever you please...
I love how well intentioned he seemed for the first 45 seconds of the video . Only to immediately ruined it by making parkas out of human leather
to better maximise profit and to help the enviroment you could also use the recylce clothing mod... that way you could also breakdown the raider tainted clothes to use for other types of clothing... such as hats... remember to use everypart of the raider... you don't want to be wasteful... (edit: also you could use this to help make some ptched leather to cater to the market of people who don't want human leather by splicing human leather with other leather... just remember that by splicing the leathers you're having to do more work and so charging a little more for the patchleather coats is the right thing to do... could also get the mod that let's you make meat blends of differing types of meats to also be able to sell to the people who want to try that new non-human meat fad diet i've been hearing about...)
beautiful I only wish more corporations could be like this.
Did you say his name was… cat ambulance? Perfect.
Been binging your videos for a while now, im surprised that you haven’t blown up yet!
It’s really interesting how rim world players come up with different solutions for a problem like hypothermia. You took the raiders “leather” and made coats, I just stacked them up and fire the incinerator whenever I’m cold!😂
I'm not gonna lie i was waiting for or "are they?" at the end with a zoom on a Megaspider cocoon :D Thanks for the vidéo it was a pleasant 20 minute whil eating my sandwich
A psychopath who doesnt care about people but loves his bovine friends? Sounds like a certain character from New Vegas
This Video and the idea behind it was the reason I startet Rimworld
"I haven't researched hydroponics"
But you can still research--
"and I don't want to"
Fair point, Mr. Kitty Ambulance, fair point indeed.
Man, you’re a natural marketer! 😂 what a gem of a video
Burying the bodies of your enemies and using their skin for clothes is... surprisingly specific
Honestly, I think most people would prefer living their lives in blissful sleep like those floating blood donors over their lives of toiling until they die of exhaustion.
i have an economics mod where inflation is a thing and... as it turns out i've sold so many organs they aren't worth much anymore so now i'm forced into other business.
This is why Rimworld is my fav game of all time
This is the first video on your account I’ve watched, but I’m already subscribed and can tell I’m gonna love your videos
The doctor has among the best stats I have seen on a pawn. But I guess you made him part of a custom scenario.
Wow So moral
Average SHEIN factory:
Why is the CEO called Cat Ambulance?
That's just his name lol
Imagine an strong faction invading this base and finding out about its history 💀
Love the Kefka-esque style of narration.
Just wanna let you know, that if you ever continue off of this, you can "ethically" give the prisoners peg legs and then remove the peg legs so they're no longer trying to escape their contracts.
Never make it far in my playthroughs. This has given me some inspiration for a long one
why? why do i feel like I COMMITED a crime after watching this video?
Don't be surprised if 1 person dissapears and 1 jacket appears
“It’s a war crime if we’re not at war” - Katzen Krankenwagon
Bloodletting is a perfectly normal and healthy practice.
or at least it was roughly around 70 years ago.
on another note did you know that? I didn't know that. I thought it was pretty fucked up that we invented the first antibiotic in 1910 but didn't officially stop bloodletting until the end of the 19th century.
Great story lines and they are reasoning for it very nice change😊
I would Like to see where in a Future Video Krakenvagin Fights Shadow and Shadow Dies while everyone watches and its Never brought up again....In Kibbles Jack Fashion :D
I do enjoy making a plot point or a change and never bring it back up again lol
Wait a second Mr.kraken wagon? Mr.ambulance?
This is like aperture science beginnings as a shower curtain company
the ceo's name is hilarious its has krankenwagen it actually translate to german it means ambulance
My one question is why is the CEO named ambulance in German?
Amazing video, laughed way harder than I expected.
Lets just not talk about the Dev mode at 18:18 :P
Ethical...so anyway, the human skins are about ready to be turned into jackets
this puts the "human" in "humanitarian"
He indeed is helping people by killing the evil to use it to help people
I love mr cat ambulance, he's my favourite
is the name of the ceo Krankenwagen? did you really call him ambulance?