Not sure if people will see this but watching this, I remembered this story where three prisoners were hailed as heroes after seeing a guard having a heart attack. They immediately jumped to action and called for help while staying with the guard during his attack.
Campus security at the college I went to said they were going to give me some advice when a girl called them. They just been on me even when I was let go from the school.
Yeah I’ve got some things to say before the sentence is carried out. Well too bad you’re not allowed to say anything from what people love and you don’t. In fact we’ve invited some special people to say their last words to you instead of your last words to them.
So as my punishment, for the rest of my life I have to root for the patriots and say tom brady is the greatest of all time, watch the 2017 beauty and the beast movie, go see hamilton, and write down why I should appreciate these three things instead of the things I used to like before.
JIMS ESCAPING THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL!!!
I was about to say that!!
Dominant Wolf I promise you, I didn’t.
With the wig you remind me of Julia 🥹
🎶With the wig, you remind me of Julia🎶
"Get your own lipstick, you weight lifting brute!"
🎵 So who’s the slightly effeminate one?
That’s me, that’s me. 🎵
"ALRIGHT!.....tickle fight!"
(singing)Who dropped the soap? Who dropped the soap?
"Who's the toughest guy in the yard?! I'll kick his ass!!"
Hey look at that "Next: another Whose Line" On UA-cam, Truer words could be said
Not sure if people will see this but watching this, I remembered this story where three prisoners were hailed as heroes after seeing a guard having a heart attack. They immediately jumped to action and called for help while staying with the guard during his attack.
Wayne wins an awful lot.
“Hey look, my aunt sent me some butter!”
No, that’s some potato salad in a butter tub (Southern twist)
"My name is Al Sharpton and I'm here to tell you-!"
Mine: *looks around at the crowd of guys around me* "...Alright, but I think yer gonna be REALLY disappointed by the end."
Found that one, "World's Worst Nightclub Act". Thanks for the info!
" Oh, man, I loved you in House of Cards. Can you sign my crack? "
Hey, guard. You forgot to lock the door.
Greg was great at this one
2:08 -- Surprised Greg didn't start going "Daydream Believer" at that. Oh well...
brad has
@WhoseLineNation Have Brad, Chip, or Kathy Greenwood ever played this game?
Flagfalls Brad and Chip have... not sure about Kathy.
@@hannahgentry2711 well Chip did play but not during the Drew era, he did in the Clive era and I think in the Aisha era
How 'bout this?
"Hey, I know you!"
Kathy has, not sure of Chip
Wow that was when Drew was skinny
What am I here for? I became a fan of Gordon Ramsay.
There was an old man who lived in the SHU..........
Campus security at the college I went to said they were going to give me some advice when a girl called them. They just been on me even when I was let go from the school.
Epic
Tag you it oh no tough gang members
You know people have been wanting me to be here since the beginning.
At this point yeah, for being annoying.
1:02 Coke a vin?
Coq au vin
I don’t get the butter joke
If you put butter on someone or something you're able to slip right through tight spaces especially going through bars
@@parkersandahl3949 or sphincters.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 I now understand the definition of Sphincters 🤣
Hey, is it okay if I use a fork and knife with my dinner?
Anyone know the way to cell 2187?
Anyone up for a game of Pass The Pig?
Okay so all of my swords were taken until I can get out, but at least I’ve got some of Wolverine’s DNA
Can someone please hand me my cellphone?
Yeah I got arrested for disrespecting pop and rap, and the musical hamilton.
Yeah I’ve got some things to say before the sentence is carried out.
Well too bad you’re not allowed to say anything from what people love and you don’t. In fact we’ve invited some special people to say their last words to you instead of your last words to them.
So you’re wondering why I’m in here? Well I wanted to date my high school crush instead of someone people would see me dating
You seem very hung up on that
Yeah I left my house during the stay at home policy when the coronavirus was still around.
I’m in here for not rooting for the patriots.
Yeah I didn’t vote for kanye west for President, that’s why I’m in here
So as my punishment, for the rest of my life I have to root for the patriots and say tom brady is the greatest of all time, watch the 2017 beauty and the beast movie, go see hamilton, and write down why I should appreciate these three things instead of the things I used to like before.
Dude, shut up.
Oh I’m here because I made fun of every single democrat running for president.