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  • @StevenEveral
    @StevenEveral 2 роки тому +148

    I love how you can hear people clapping along to Colin's instructions.

    • @Sillybutts
      @Sillybutts Рік тому +2

      I never noticed that, you're right!

  • @alexmoxley8124
    @alexmoxley8124 4 роки тому +405

    “Oh those frustrating gerbil skins!” Well...That took a turn. Lol

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 3 роки тому +34

      That's Colin for ya. When the man gets dark, he gets _dark._

    • @cosmokramer179
      @cosmokramer179 2 роки тому

      I didn’t get it

    • @quentingray643
      @quentingray643 2 роки тому +9

      @@cosmokramer179 before he talk about the gerbils he talked about peeling a banana peel. and he talked about gerbils skins the same way implying he's going to show us how to peel gerbil skins

    • @timothyball3144
      @timothyball3144 Рік тому +1

      Seeing that on the comments, I knew who it was.

    • @666kingdrummer
      @666kingdrummer Рік тому +2

      Welcome to Whose line, thats Colin in a nutshell.

  • @TheRealChrisOwen
    @TheRealChrisOwen 5 років тому +335

    "Hi, I'm Ryan Stiles, and I'm here to show you how to pick out shoes!"

  • @NewJerseyJake
    @NewJerseyJake 11 років тому +579

    thanks to Colin Mochrie i now know how to clap

    • @theapparatus
      @theapparatus 6 років тому +38

      Make sure you watch the second video in this series for the Advanced method. It's only for professionals.

    • @laurenmclarty7028
      @laurenmclarty7028 3 роки тому +8

      I can’t believe nobody laughed or said anything about how he said “equie” instead of “equal”

    • @Wolfe911
      @Wolfe911 3 роки тому +11

      Lauren McLarty Colin said "equidistance" which means the same thing as "equal distance," but is one word instead of two.

    • @caseydominick7806
      @caseydominick7806 2 роки тому +1

      OMG I know right

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 8 років тому +605

    Greg OWNED this one

    • @benanderson3167
      @benanderson3167 7 років тому +5

      agreed

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds 7 років тому +59

      theunwelcome His gun safety and drinking for professionals were my favorite bits from him.

    • @benanderson3167
      @benanderson3167 7 років тому +2

      They were both very very funny

    • @crypticmcnuggets754
      @crypticmcnuggets754 6 років тому +2

      Greg proops is trash. Every time. Every scene. he is not funny. Over sells, steals the scene, and is a terrible person overall. If you find him funny, you probably share the same traits as his egotistical douche self.

    • @MathStringInputOutpu
      @MathStringInputOutpu 6 років тому

      That is because Collin got buzzed before he could get down for more

  • @nabilasyraf2488
    @nabilasyraf2488 4 роки тому +86

    "Drinking for Professionals" knock me off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aaroncash631
      @aaroncash631 3 роки тому +2

      if there's a "Drinking for Professionals" wheres the beginners course?

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 роки тому +5

      @@aaroncash631 it's called "college".

    • @aaroncash631
      @aaroncash631 Рік тому

      ​@nicholasfarrell5981 good one

  • @KoyasuNoBara
    @KoyasuNoBara 9 років тому +297

    I *was* going to point out that no wonder they call it the World's Worst Step, because this is the second time Drew has tripped on it (that I've seen).
    But Ryan kind of pointed it out for me.

  • @ElectroA76
    @ElectroA76 6 років тому +121

    This is by far one of the best world’s worsts they’ve ever done.

    • @bdroie
      @bdroie 5 років тому +13

      Worlds best worlds worst

    • @DrLumpy
      @DrLumpy 3 роки тому +3

      If I watched the world's worst "World's Worst", the two negatives would cancel and it would be the World's Best. That's just simple biology.

    • @dougbrowne9890
      @dougbrowne9890 2 роки тому +1

      If this is one of the best, I am glad I have missed the rest.

  • @Flagfalls
    @Flagfalls 12 років тому +173

    Drew's comeback to Ryan was good. Just realized that Ryan has done the maximum number of toilet jokes on WLIIA.

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 2 роки тому +11

      Better one might have been “Hi there, Ryan Stiles here today I’m going to teach you how to sing a hoedown...”

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 2 роки тому +2

      @@jetnut89 Definitely :D

  • @Kreeschun
    @Kreeschun 12 років тому +123

    "O those frustrating gerbil skins!" lol

    • @Woytek101
      @Woytek101 5 років тому +5

      Donald Trump: “Oh those frustrating Mexicans!”

    • @xaayer
      @xaayer 4 роки тому +4

      @@Woytek101 orange man bad

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff Рік тому +24

    The gun safety joke had me rolling. 😂

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 3 роки тому +34

    lol i love the young woman on the right side of wayne. you can see and hear her in several bits from this episode. she is so enjoying herself. in scenes from a hat she is guffawing so loud you can see drew look back at her. reminds me of my sister

  • @G_Gr00v3
    @G_Gr00v3 10 місяців тому +5

    What especially makes this one funny is remembering the days when if you wanted some of instructuonal video, you had to go to a store and buy a tape. Imagine paying something like 50 bucks for one of these tapes

  • @kylewindsor199
    @kylewindsor199 5 років тому +63

    Drew seems more funny when he's ribbing on someone lol

  • @williama.walker2287
    @williama.walker2287 4 роки тому +34

    I can see Colin doing the Coronavirus hand washing poster in the bathroom at work.

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 3 роки тому +21

    lol I swear there could be a compliation of all the times Drew has tripped over the steps right there or in the audience...

  • @julianfaranda
    @julianfaranda 4 роки тому +18

    "how would you like to be an exotic dancer"
    The really funny thing is I think most people would pay for that one X)

    • @elanorglf
      @elanorglf 2 роки тому +1

      Would be better with Ryan doing it..lol

  • @mushmello526
    @mushmello526 Рік тому +8

    I loved when Drew actually took part in the improv

  • @TheeDarkAges
    @TheeDarkAges 3 роки тому +10

    "Once you are sure the bowel has passed, reach to either your left or right for the toilet paper. Then take a generous amount required to remove the excess bowel-"

  • @ivoryholliday670
    @ivoryholliday670 6 років тому +52

    Oh those frustrating gerbal skins!

  • @Stormcat1
    @Stormcat1 12 років тому +42

    1:21 I once had to sit through a demonstration of how to deliver a pizza

  • @MetrixYTG
    @MetrixYTG 8 місяців тому +3

    “Hi I’m OJ Simpson, and I’m here to teach you how to celebrate Mother’s Day.”

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 4 роки тому +12

    "Worst self help videos"
    Simple steps to stress release
    Step one: pick up rock
    Step two: aim at window
    Step three: throw rock at window
    Step four: repeat

  • @lighteningBlitz
    @lighteningBlitz 3 роки тому +51

    “I’m Bill from the NRA, and it’s gun safety week...BANG” Best one from Greg.

  • @dongilleo9743
    @dongilleo9743 3 роки тому +6

    World's worst self-help instructional video:
    "Don't bother trying. There's no hope for you."
    "Welcome to How To Lose Weight And Control Diabetes, brought to you by our sponsor, the good folks at Dunkin Donuts."
    "Want to commit suicide? Doing it right the first try."
    "Now at this point, randomly pick a wire to cut to disarm the bomb."
    "How to safely use power tools, with your host, Eight Fingers Bob."
    "If you see a shark nearby, immediately swim to it and punch it in the nose in order to establish your dominance."
    "How to get a job as an intern at the White House, by Monica Lewinsky."

  • @elanorglf
    @elanorglf 2 роки тому +7

    Gregs world's worst " how to deliver a pizza" is a real thing. 😶

  • @YoshiFan501
    @YoshiFan501 11 років тому +133

    Hi, I'm Colin Mochrie, and this is how to grow hair!

  • @ChemistryTalkwithDan
    @ChemistryTalkwithDan 5 років тому +34

    I'm Tommy Wiseau, let's go film a love scene, huh!

  • @electionsbynumbers5453
    @electionsbynumbers5453 3 роки тому +13

    A perfect example of how oddly wired Colin's head really is.

  • @Karthos1000
    @Karthos1000 5 років тому +14

    This is my favorite World's Worst of all time. (U.S. version. I'm still working my way through the U.K. Whose Line, so too early to say for sure.)

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 2 роки тому +2

    "Hi, I'm Dick Cheney, and I'm here to teach you about firearm safety."

  • @lilsan54
    @lilsan54 12 років тому +41

    Greg is my favorite lmao

    • @whackcar
      @whackcar 4 роки тому +2

      He's very underrated. His comedy is always on point.

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 2 роки тому +3

    0:54 equal distance apart from what? there's 1 space.

  • @gabbyty7144
    @gabbyty7144 4 роки тому +17

    "welcome to 'anyone can molest'"

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 3 роки тому +2

      Pretty sure it was masturbate IIRC

    • @Magikmike39
      @Magikmike39 Рік тому +4

      I'm 100% sure he said masturbate.

  • @miss_midge_
    @miss_midge_ 6 років тому +64

    This must have taken place just after the world's worst award speeches. In that one Drew didn't quite make the step and fell.

    • @FlipflopB
      @FlipflopB 4 роки тому +3

      He fell in this one too at 0:40

  • @justeddsworld10
    @justeddsworld10 Рік тому +1

    "Hi I'm Sora Boulevardez, so some of you guys have trouble meeting the ladies"

  • @Reapersden666
    @Reapersden666 5 років тому +2

    Best show ever to be on the hands down

  • @thiawilliams9614
    @thiawilliams9614 4 роки тому +2

    LOVE THEM ALL. ..

  • @ZombieG33K
    @ZombieG33K 11 років тому +5

    0:22 He wins. World's worst right off the bat.

  • @nochillarickroller
    @nochillarickroller 12 років тому +16

    that NRA one killed me

  • @viviennepopek
    @viviennepopek 5 років тому +1

    Ohhh the pain from laughing sooo much!!!
    💞😂💖😂💞

  • @emmagottlieb9379
    @emmagottlieb9379 5 років тому +3

    You put your left foot in...You put your left foot out...

  • @benanderson3167
    @benanderson3167 6 років тому +2

    I love how Greg just gives no fucks

  • @shermanhatch2716
    @shermanhatch2716 2 місяці тому

    Greg: hi I used to be president some of you might have trouble meetin’ the ladys! 😂

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 6 років тому +16

    (Mine)
    1) "Good morning everyone, today on How to take a Nap...."
    2) "Washing dishes the easy way!!!! Today, the Automatic Car Wash Method!!!!"
    3) "Today on 'I'm Retired, Kiss My Ass', I will show the PROPER method of Recliner Sitting."
    4) "Good Morning! And Welcome to 'Screaming Obscenities. Master Level Class'. I see we have some Veteran's in the group. For you, this will be a basic review."
    5) "Today on Kara....Nagging for beginner's!!!"
    6) "First, turn on the water. Second, adjust the temperature to a comfortable setting. Third, remove your clothing.
    Now, step INTO the shower...."
    7) "Today on 'Cooking with Jen'....How to boil water!"
    8) "Today on 'Be Your Own Doctor', removing your own appendix!!!"
    9) "We rejoin your regular program, already in progress...."
    "....and that, boy's & girl's, is how Mommy & Daddy made YOU!!!"
    10) (My first thought, but Ryan said it a bit different...)
    "Today 'On the Porch', watching the grass grow!"
    Goodnight Everybody!!!!!

  • @ShadowmonkeyXX
    @ShadowmonkeyXX 12 років тому +1

    Cool... more whose line :)

  • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
    @Cyberbrickmaster1986 2 роки тому +2

    "The rest of us are gonna do a game for you called..."
    *Makes an Irish drinking song gesture*
    "...World's Worst"
    *What?*

  • @kenzieterhune9482
    @kenzieterhune9482 11 років тому +18

    My brother is a scout so the last two were the best

    • @jangofett23
      @jangofett23 3 роки тому +2

      Dare I ask if you know what the hell Drew said?

    • @kenzieterhune9482
      @kenzieterhune9482 3 роки тому

      ​@@jangofett23 anyone can be a ...master *debater* if you uh, catch my drift....

    • @danielbarker2522
      @danielbarker2522 2 роки тому

      @@kenzieterhune9482 anyone can wet dream

  • @leorobin832
    @leorobin832 4 роки тому +2

    That last one lol

  • @brandoninglin7566
    @brandoninglin7566 5 років тому +8

    0:23-0:28
    0:35-0:40
    1:35-1:45
    3:17-3:25
    4:09-4:16
    is my favorite part of the video I love ❤️ whose line is it anyway

  • @brandonmaddox4862
    @brandonmaddox4862 2 роки тому +1

    Welcome to Dogs have prostates too
    Jesus I almost threw up from laughing

  • @brianstewart3897
    @brianstewart3897 5 років тому +1

    This is your guide to what STDs look like.

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 4 роки тому +2

    Hello, as your coming into manhood I’m sure you’re starting to notice some changes, one of which is the offensiveness of the insults. So today I’ll show how to curse at people effectively using words like Ass, Shit, Fuck, and if we’re lucky we’ll even get to say N- BEEEEP!!

  • @Freeman4815
    @Freeman4815 Рік тому +1

    Drew after his almost fall over at steps, should go and say: hey, I'm Drew Carey and today I will show you how to go backwards on stairs.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 років тому +28

    Welcome to how to win a football game. Here’s the stuff you need:
    A camera
    A deflated football
    Stuff for controlling the coach’s headgear
    And referees if the other team scores
    Oh and you need the goat

    • @bwman1516
      @bwman1516 5 років тому +1

      Chris Garton the Tom Brady tips to super bowl victories

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 5 років тому +2

      Don’t forget money clips in case you need to bribe someone.

  • @kacebox174
    @kacebox174 4 роки тому +10

    Tell me more about this Drinking for Professionals.

  • @paulinegallagher7821
    @paulinegallagher7821 3 роки тому +4

    Greg is best at that game, i knew he would end up with the best one before i even clicked on it

  • @Snecho
    @Snecho 5 років тому +32

    What did Drew say that got sensored?

    • @jacksalzman4809
      @jacksalzman4809 5 років тому +49

      Anyone can masturbate

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 4 роки тому +3

      @Alan Cogan I'd think if that was it, we would have heard about it already...

    • @marissawolff8491
      @marissawolff8491 2 роки тому +1

      "Masturbate", which shouldn't have been censored at all.

  • @fredstaples3937
    @fredstaples3937 6 років тому +3

    Colin LOL

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct 4 роки тому +6

    Bill should have remembered not to point the gun at a person

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Рік тому +1

    😄 What a curiously fruitful source of material.

  • @brandontormaschy6977
    @brandontormaschy6977 2 роки тому +1

    Spit out my fukcin drink there 🤣

  • @justeddsworld10
    @justeddsworld10 Рік тому

    "To drink water"

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 2 роки тому +2

    3:19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zanewederell9571
    @zanewederell9571 2 роки тому +2

    "Hi, I'm Colin Mochrie, and today I'm going to show you some hair care tips"

  • @Zahraa-hg4vq
    @Zahraa-hg4vq 3 роки тому +1

    I was waiting to hear how to burry a buddy 💔

  • @Ryan-lv9zp
    @Ryan-lv9zp 3 роки тому

    Hi omg here to tell you how to perform CPR after a quick message from our sponsor

  • @hillaryshaw2225
    @hillaryshaw2225 Рік тому

    I'm you're big Fan Greg Proops

  • @JollyGreenWizard
    @JollyGreenWizard 5 років тому +29

    Yeah, everyone might laugh, but training videos for pizza delivery drivers is really that dumb.

  • @Aloyus_Knight
    @Aloyus_Knight 4 роки тому +6

    "Hello & welcome to drinking for professionals."
    Me: Yeah, I've been doing that shit for years.
    (every likely response: You & everyone else bruh)

    • @aaroncash631
      @aaroncash631 4 роки тому +1

      Makes you wonder if there's a drinking for beginners

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 3 роки тому

      @@aaroncash631 if not, there should be.

  • @JustinCoasters
    @JustinCoasters 3 роки тому +1

    I’m Donald Trump and this is Introduction to Casinos Volume 1

  • @shunyaku7759
    @shunyaku7759 10 місяців тому +1

    I have a bad case of diarrhea! I have a bad case of diarrhea! I have a bad case of diarrhea! I have a bad case of diarrhea! I have a bad case of diarrhea! I have a bad case of diarrhea! I have a bad case of diarrhea!

  • @2neilas
    @2neilas Рік тому

    👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼! 😄😄😄.

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic 3 роки тому +2

    "Welcome back to You, Your Dog and Peanut Butter!"

  • @shannahuffman4655
    @shannahuffman4655 3 роки тому

    Greg lol

  • @daniadmoni
    @daniadmoni 3 місяці тому

    thanks to Colin Mochrie now i know how to clap my hands and get the peel out of the banana 😅

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman 4 роки тому

    Handling iternet Criticism
    by Matt Jarbo

  • @sherryluce5780
    @sherryluce5780 4 роки тому +1

    Drew should have said, this tape will self destruct in 6 seconds lol.

  • @RT88414
    @RT88414 Рік тому

    Hi I’m Drew Carey, today we’re gonna learn how to walk backwards.look behind you, look behind you while your walking, while your walking. There’s a stair, lift your foot onto the stair pushing yourself upon to the stair

  • @jeffcampsall5435
    @jeffcampsall5435 2 роки тому

    How do you keep your hands equidistant apart? 😳

  • @CrazyDrummer6706
    @CrazyDrummer6706 12 років тому +6

    What does a man do when he has a Playboy Magazine in his hand?

  • @leahmoore6820
    @leahmoore6820 3 роки тому +1

    Is this the episode where Drew falls and everyone but Colin falls with him?

    • @withuhc3086
      @withuhc3086 3 роки тому

      Leah Moore it’s not, this one is! ua-cam.com/video/axtgFRvTEwM/v-deo.html

  • @SariaFan93
    @SariaFan93 Рік тому

    Welcome to the public relations guide for your small business, hosted by Amy Bouzaglo.

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 2 роки тому

    Hi, I'm Chris Garton. Welcome to "How to be funny".

  • @blob440
    @blob440 11 років тому +3

    I don't think Anybody could hear it...

  • @andiparker3733
    @andiparker3733 3 роки тому +1

    What was Drew's last one? I didn't catch it.

  • @vegaomega6072
    @vegaomega6072 3 роки тому

    Worlds worst self-help video.
    "Tough"

  • @JustinCoasters
    @JustinCoasters 4 роки тому

    Welcome to Beastiality for Beginners

  • @TheRileyGames
    @TheRileyGames 11 років тому +4

    But not everyone can spell it properly.

  • @williamtrenton8437
    @williamtrenton8437 2 роки тому

    Bill from the NRA!

  • @phillipwhitfield7890
    @phillipwhitfield7890 6 років тому +9

    I have my own joke for this. As I will now demonstrate:
    First, have all five fingers straight out, like you're going to shake someone's hand, but your palm is facing towards you.
    You then curl up your pinkie and ring finger, so your remaining three fingers are still pointing.
    Now you just curl up your pointer finger and your thumb.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 2 роки тому

    What did he say at 4:10?

  • @jakeg3126
    @jakeg3126 6 років тому +2

    Why did they only do one

  • @TabbyCastle
    @TabbyCastle 12 років тому +7

    What did Drew say at the end? I couldn't hear it.

    • @thewiz2004
      @thewiz2004 6 років тому +17

      Hi scouts, welcome to “anyone can masturbate”

    • @granny_ducc
      @granny_ducc 6 років тому +4

      Tabby Truxler it was censored

  • @BVT___
    @BVT___ 12 років тому +4

    Hi scouts. Welcome to Anyone Can Read.

  • @coreyhill681
    @coreyhill681 3 роки тому

    If he knows about gun safety, he should know where not to aim the gun

    • @DrLumpy
      @DrLumpy 2 роки тому

      It's always funny till somebody gets hurt... Then it's hilarious.

    • @coreyhill681
      @coreyhill681 2 роки тому

      @@DrLumpy true

  • @Sfo97
    @Sfo97 3 роки тому

    Acabei de achar algumas piadas roubadas dos Barbixas…

  • @aaronrose3460
    @aaronrose3460 4 роки тому

    I’m Louie Anderson and Im gonna help you lose weight.

  • @Jamie6919
    @Jamie6919 5 років тому

    O

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 роки тому +2

    Hello my fellow Americans, I’m former vice president joe biden, and I’m here to show you how to make gaffes during a speech