My favorite joke from this Rifftrax was just before they did the time jump. Probably not exact, but to the best of my memory. "I've been using this to take extra classes all year." "That's the nerdiest use of a time machine since I used one to get the first message on a message board."
Yeah, that's a good point: you can't go shopping for candy without your parents' permission, but you can fight dragons and evil demons that suck out your soul. What's up with that?
Yes, so shocking that the guy who's last name means "wolf" turns out to be a werewolf. "Hello class. Be aware there's a vampire loose in the school, and also let me introduce Professor Blautsager."
Lol.."I want you to picture her clothes and only her clothes very clearly in your mind...Now picture them crumpled up in the corner of my bedroom" Haha am I the only one slightly disturbed they were talking about Neville's grandmother? 😂😂😂
i never get tired of their references to Snake haha, i love that theyre familiar with MGS. over the past decade, all their random pop culture references, gaming references, band references, DRM references haha.. they are just like masters of all great media
6:30 I dreamed Kenneth Branagh came back to the series! 7:26 I'm coming, Mrs. Frisby! 8:48 Argh! Blinded by the light! Wrapped up like a deuce! There's a runner in the night! My favorite parts.
This is one of my favorite compilation riff videos I have seen. I have only seen a couple whole riff movies. Anyway, I like how they also point out several inaccuracies that I haven't noticed before.
When you say "playing with his wand", it makes me think that Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents is playing with his wand. From the episode of Shelf Life, Tom Sawyer ran off with it.
When Harry asks Prof.Lupin if he knew Harry's Mother Lupin replies with a fond remembrance which prompts Bill to chime in (as Lupin implying he slept with her)"Oh yes I knew your mother poom! she was a TIGER! RAWH!" One of the best parts about it is that you can hear Kevin dying in the background.My description does not do it justice.MrsPaul
I assume that it's because we're seeing it through Harry's eyes and he's a jock, but is it weird that we spend six years in this school and we only see that choir once? I know, I know, they also arent taught math, science, or literature...
Come to think of it there's tons of science classes but, aside from the history (of magic) class that Harry consistently sleeps through or cuts, zero humanities credits. The Hogwarts curriculum is seriously fucked.
On the subject of quidditch in this particular movie, NORMAL sports that don't involve flying hundreds of feet in the air with no safety features whatsoever would cancel or delay the game for weather that bad. WHY did I never notice how much of a giant f$ck you to safety standards Hogwarts is when I was a kid? Seriously, they're worse than the Galactic Empire!
"I could've sworn I heard a cheesecake in here."
I loved that Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban because "His Rita Hayworth poster hid a tunnel."
"Could'a sworn I heard a cheesecake in here..."
3:16 So funny!
Have a rat Buckbeak
Scabbers!
If only Hagrid actually did that Voldemort would never return and the world would be saved.
"Have a rat, Buckbeak!"
"...SCABBERS!!!"
And so many problems would have been solved that day
My favorite joke from this Rifftrax was just before they did the time jump. Probably not exact, but to the best of my memory.
"I've been using this to take extra classes all year."
"That's the nerdiest use of a time machine since I used one to get the first message on a message board."
Yeah, that's a good point: you can't go shopping for candy without your parents' permission, but you can fight dragons and evil demons that suck out your soul. What's up with that?
Because you're leaving the watchful eye of professional teachers to go into a magical community unsupervised.
Considering half the teachers at Hogwarts are either gigantic idiots or completely dangerous to kids I say no supervision wouldn't be to bad
Cavaties are worse than hellfire?...
@@MariktheGunslinger *Professional*
"Someone wrote Charlie bit me up there look" made it even better when Remus looks up there too afterwards. 😆
And Ron XD
Yes, so shocking that the guy who's last name means "wolf" turns out to be a werewolf.
"Hello class. Be aware there's a vampire loose in the school, and also let me introduce Professor Blautsager."
*Bill in a snooty British accent* Draco: Oh we are grand, aren't we? No more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm off the play the grand piano!
XD
also a Monty Python reference
;)
“Yes yes, I knew your mother- WOWWWW BOOOM!” I died
"No more buttered scones for me mate" fukin lost it lmao
Lol.."I want you to picture her clothes and only her clothes very clearly in your mind...Now picture them crumpled up in the corner of my bedroom" Haha am I the only one slightly disturbed they were talking about Neville's grandmother? 😂😂😂
OMG THE B-52'S REFERENCE
0:10 - Could've sworn I heard a cheesecake in here.
Love the Flying Circus reference at 3:00. Well done!
Young Notorious B.I.G. is right... LOL
I swear that kid's only job this movie is to say creepy dialogue that seg ways to dark and intense imagery.
2:57 - Best Monty Python reference ever.
'Back off Wiiach' LOL
Dis someone say suck? Lmfao
i never get tired of their references to Snake haha, i love that theyre familiar with MGS.
over the past decade, all their random pop culture references, gaming references, band references, DRM references haha.. they are just like masters of all great media
I'm your new gay Dumbledore!
“I’m coming Mrs. Frisby!” Lol!!!!
6:30 I dreamed Kenneth Branagh came back to the series!
7:26 I'm coming, Mrs. Frisby!
8:48 Argh! Blinded by the light! Wrapped up like a deuce! There's a runner in the night!
My favorite parts.
This is one of my favorite compilation riff videos I have seen. I have only seen a couple whole riff movies. Anyway, I like how they also point out several inaccuracies that I haven't noticed before.
I don't know until the other day but a lot of the trax of shittier movies are on Amazon prime
When you say "playing with his wand", it makes me think that Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents is playing with his wand. From the episode of Shelf Life, Tom Sawyer ran off with it.
0:35 So THAT'S where MasterPooper took that joke from
omg from the get go this one had me rolling "i dont think i want to know what hes doing under there" "hes playing with his wand" lmbooo
I want a compilation of all the Rifftrax "worshipping Satan" jokes from the Harry Potter films :)
"Lets consult our lord Satan for help!" Chamber of Secrets
These guys are hilarious!
Lol the mescaline's kicking in....
00:09 “Could’ve sworn I heard a cheese cake in here...” 😂😂😂
When will wizarding Europe drop their silly Quidditch and adopt a REAL sport, like Quodpot?
I can't believe they left out Bill's "oh yes I knew your mother" riff that was freaking hilarious and amazing.
+Kira Lawlet
What did he say?
+Kira Lawlet Yyyyes. That one. That one specific riff, let me tell ya. It was definitely something.
When Harry asks Prof.Lupin if he knew Harry's Mother Lupin replies with a fond remembrance which prompts Bill to chime in (as Lupin implying he slept with her)"Oh yes I knew your mother poom! she was a TIGER! RAWH!" One of the best parts about it is that you can hear Kevin dying in the background.My description does not do it justice.MrsPaul
10:19 Don't kill me! Kill me instead!
DID SOMEONE SAY SUCK???
I assume that it's because we're seeing it through Harry's eyes and he's a jock, but is it weird that we spend six years in this school and we only see that choir once? I know, I know, they also arent taught math, science, or literature...
Come to think of it there's tons of science classes but, aside from the history (of magic) class that Harry consistently sleeps through or cuts, zero humanities credits. The Hogwarts curriculum is seriously fucked.
They are technically taught math, I believe. Arithmancy is the study of the magic of numbers.
“Could have sworn I heard a cheesecake in here” *lols until rofling*
3:53 is hilarious
That was my favorite!
Also the one at 4:16
"Did someone say suck?" Lmao
"I certainly wasn't masterbating if that's what your implying!"
...and then, he’ll love me
Oh Glad that wasn't a Pinto
I just got a add that was for a rifftrax fathom event, weird
"Bambi's dad was a victim of Chernobyl" 😵
On the subject of quidditch in this particular movie, NORMAL sports that don't involve flying hundreds of feet in the air with no safety features whatsoever would cancel or delay the game for weather that bad. WHY did I never notice how much of a giant f$ck you to safety standards Hogwarts is when I was a kid? Seriously, they're worse than the Galactic Empire!
More pretending to be asleep with his glasses on.
Did people in 2012 already know Dumbledore is gay or did RiffTrex predict that?
Anyone ever wonder about the frogs?
SCABBERS!
5:14 why did you cut him off mid-sentence?
The Mescalines kicking in *sprays soda all over my dog*
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