"Limited atmosphere, dominated by craylon gas, sand and high-velocity winds. Incapable of supporting life forms." "So, like Minnesota, then?" Knowing where this all started, the Minnesota references are always hilarious.
When my boyfriend and I saw "Into Darkness" in the movie theater, during the dramatic death scene involving Kirk sacrificing himself for the Enterprise and Spock screaming "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!", my boyfriend and I completely lost it and laughed hysterical. This riffing is brilliant!!!
"Shields would be useless." "Speaking of useless, what do the other ten guys in Khans control room do?!" Laughed my ass off. I would love to hear this kind of dialogue used in a actual movie, like a henchman of the films bad guy making sarcastic comments.
**gasp** "A guy we haven't seen before?" It's funny when you remember that Chekov wasn't part of the Original Series cast when the original Khan episode came out.
"Excuse me is this the Kennebunkport Yacht Club?" As someone who used to live in southern Maine near Kennebunkport i found that riff particularly amusing.
Love it - the Miranda class is the Yugo of Starfleet. Funny thing is they still use them during the Dominion War, and they are ALWAYS the first ships to get taken out. Being assigned to a Miranda class = Starfleet's kiss of death.
I probably watched ST:TWOK every day of my childhood. Thanks for bringing it back and adding some new crap to make it new and exciting in a way George Lucas and his Star Wars Special Editions never could.
You know I've seen this movie plenty of times - both normally and riffed - and it just now occurred to me that right off the bat we're supposed to believe that *a planet exploded* and no one even thinks to ask why. It's like that just happens from time to time in Star Trek. Which I'll grant you it does, but normally they at least pretend to care how and why.
"Figures Chekov gets to drive the Hugo of spaceships." "Well if lifting him six inches off the ground won't get him to confess, I give up." "He's CSI Miaming!" "80's white guys assemble!" "You'd think the grate-lifting process would be automated by the 24th century." "10 Starfleet cadets and one member of Vampire Weekend." "Galactus now announces his presence by blowing huge smoke rings."
7:00 Me when I'm about to push play on an Adam Sandler movie 7:05 Me two minutes into an Adam Sandler movie 7:10 Aaaaaand three minutes into an Adam Sandler movie. Two and a half if it's Billy Madison
Can't wait to see them do Star trek III: The Search for Spock on Genesis to take him back to Vulcan so that an ancient ritual can possibly be re-created to the point where spock and Bones can be two separate people again and then have to go back to Earth where they end up needing Doc Brown's Kia with a Flux Capacitor to find some Whales in the 20th century San Francisco to save the Earth from a giant Spray can and get a new Enterprise.
Why doesn't ship-to-ship combat ever cause two starcrossed lovers (like DS9's Dax and Bashir) to fall into each other's arms? Why isn't modern Trek exploring new-old tropes like that instead of retconning their way through their past?
7:00 Me when I'm about to push play on a Star Wars prequel. 7:05 Me two minutes into a Star Wars prequel. 7:10 Aaaaand three minutes into a Star Wars prequel. Two-and-a-half if it's The Phantom Menace.
Vader the White I rewatched the movies. Gotta say. I did like the first one (No. I don't care about Binks), but the second one was quite...boring, and Anakin. Ugh. Should've revised his character. They had potential with the Clones as that was awesome when they arrived, but it was too little, too late. It's always the second one of nearly everything, isn't it? As for the third, well, it has it's moments, such as Darth Vader yelling 'Do not want' at the end. So emotionally uprising.
The actors in the prequels are all solid actors, even Christenson if you look at his older work, it's just lucas is a horrible director that tries to micro manage every line and writes shitty dialogue, used poor structure & didn't have things flow well. he treats actors like cg characters giving them no breathing room to give life to the characters. But honestly if you aren't cynical you can definitely just enjoy them for what they are, the originals aren't exactly pinnacles of acting or pacing, they have cheesy stuff too.
7:00 Looks like me when I’m about to hit play on a Michael Bay movie 7:04 And that’s me two minutes into a Michael Bay movie 7:08 Aaaand three minutes into a Michael Bay movie, two and a half if it’s Transformers
"I spit my last breath at thee!" -That quote somehow becomes hilarious when it`s said by someone with 80`s spandex hair band hair & Anna Nichole Smith cleavage. These films took pompousness to where no man had too boldly gone before.
Another fun fact. Botany Bay is named after a body of water south of Sydney in New South Wales, Australia. Australia was settled by convicts, ironically that khans mates are also bad people to.
I don't recall Khan saying he had met Chekhov, before. I think he said he never forgets a face. It's been a while since I watched it, but I'm pretty sure that in the episode, "Space Seed," Khan had access to the ships library while he was recuperating in sickbay.
@@captaincell There's a book called Star Trek: To Reign In Hell, and the author has Khan meeting Chekov on the planet surface, before the Enterprise leaves orbit, to account for the discrepancy. It assumes Chekov was a crewmember but not yet a bridge officer.
"Limited atmosphere, dominated by craylon gas, sand and high-velocity winds. Incapable of supporting life forms."
"So, like Minnesota, then?"
Knowing where this all started, the Minnesota references are always hilarious.
"My microwave beefaroni!!" As the console explodes will always be my favourite riff.
"The scientists have ALWAYS been pawns of the military!"
"Remember when they turned Steven Hawking into a tank?"
That's a gold riff.
"Put your coat on, I'm taking you to *Fudruckers*" Hahaha.
I love how Kevin Murphy cracks up at some of the riffs here and in other Rifftrax they do. Especially the Sulu bits in this one.
"You guys really should keep better track of where you leave your evil warlords." Damn good point actually.
othyization
our power mad evil warlord
is in the
WHITE HOUSE
FRIDAY APRIL 20th 2018
5:53am NYS USA time
@@andrewblanchard2537 Yeah, Biden is far worse.
6:18 "Approaching regula, at spacelab regula one..FIRE" Sulu impressions are my favorite..
"Sniffing my glove helps calm me down **sniff** thank you glove" XD I died
"The needs of the many out way the needs of the few, or the one.""You always were a commy Spock."
"All right, shoot this Red bastard out the airlock!"
Great line
When i first saw this movie i didnt believe Ricardo Montalban was that ripped. He indeed was that fit at 62.
9:50
"Grandma! You tried to use the toaster again"
Grandma: *laughing evilly*
When my boyfriend and I saw "Into Darkness" in the movie theater, during the dramatic death scene involving Kirk sacrificing himself for the Enterprise and Spock screaming "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!", my boyfriend and I completely lost it and laughed hysterical.
This riffing is brilliant!!!
MST 3000 and Rifftrax forever skew how you view anything.
Between MST3K and the Rocky Horror Picture Show my friends and I couldn't go to a movie without cutting up on it.
That scene alone ruined the entire movie
@SgtBaker16 Um...No, I meant boyfriend. And that comment was six years ago. That would be ex-boyfriend now (broke up with him over 5 years ago).
"Shields would be useless." "Speaking of useless, what do the other ten guys in Khans control room do?!" Laughed my ass off. I would love to hear this kind of dialogue used in a actual movie, like a henchman of the films bad guy making sarcastic comments.
"I'm talking quietly 'cause I'm dead..." RIP, Mr. Spock....
This riff disproves Motzart's statement that you cannot improve upon perfection
"I'm getting to old for this ship."
*golf clap*
"Can we borrow a cup of anti-matter" lol
3:39 "He tasks me..." That's a line from Captain Ahab about Moby Dick in the book (for all those interested.)
+Jeffrey Riley The whole script is based on Moby Dick where Khan is Ahab and Kirk is, fittingly, the whale.
See, First Contact? THIS is how you handle a Moby Dick allegory!
horaciosi And Khan is one of the great movie villains. Montalban nailed it.
horaciosi metal gear solid 5 kind of did it well, even if the conclusion was lacking all the parallels are spot on
"Estimating Nebula penetration in 2.2 minutes."
*Shouldn't we buy it a drink first?*
Scotty: "I got _hungry_".
"Why are we slowing?"
"Look, do you wanna drive?"
I totaly would have said in a riff. When bones says "hes not realy dead" i would have chimed in "hes still waiting for us at fudruckers" lmao
"im getting to old for this ship" Bill always makes me chuckle
"Sir, our shields are dropping!"
"Raise Them!"
"I can't!"
"IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Sir, our shields are dropping. And Leon's getting lar-ger! (airplane or flying high reference there)
Airplane!
"Oh! he's dripping blood on the new carpet!
#Freedomforall
oneannoyingwhiteguy #ByeByeAlderaan
"we've been hit with a burst of real fruit flavor!" Aaaand Im dead.
**gasp** "A guy we haven't seen before?"
It's funny when you remember that Chekov wasn't part of the Original Series cast when the original Khan episode came out.
Hahaha!
"Happy birthday, Jim!" "Get your coat on, I'm taking you to the Fuddrucker's!"
"The Yugo of spaceships" LOL!!
"Excuse me is this the Kennebunkport Yacht Club?" As someone who used to live in southern Maine near Kennebunkport i found that riff particularly amusing.
Love it - the Miranda class is the Yugo of Starfleet. Funny thing is they still use them during the Dominion War, and they are ALWAYS the first ships to get taken out. Being assigned to a Miranda class = Starfleet's kiss of death.
And if you don’t die, you either lose power or go through a time rift, even if it’s an offshoot of the Miranda class.
"The Gorn captain would have 'slowly' torn you to shreds, by now." lol
Love the rubber carpet pad on the turbo-lift walls. I remember cracking up in the theater when I saw that back in '82.
Thanks for this, it was good to see. I saw it in the theater when it first came out; it was a lot of fun.
As a long-time Trekkie I have two words: In. Tears.
I probably watched ST:TWOK every day of my childhood. Thanks for bringing it back and adding some new crap to make it new and exciting in a way George Lucas and his Star Wars Special Editions never could.
Sir, our shields are dropping...and our pants have disappeared!
"Eighties white guys: assemble!"
These guys really went to town on this film. There was no mercy and it is hilarious, especially during the exxxxxxxtra long shot of the Enterprise.
You don't need to compare! If you've been a fan of Wrath of Khan for years, Rifftrax just adds a new, alternative dimension to the experience!
2:56 I love crotchety McCoy!
"Im gettin' to old for this SHIP." hahha love all these RiffTrax videos
"Hours might seem like days"
No, that's if we would watch Glee.
“I’m speaking quietly ‘cause I’m dead.” 😂
"I'm getting too old for this ship!" LMAO
Didn't put my favorite line. "Wow. honest to god earworms! They'll have 'Party In the USA' stuck in their heads for weeks, poor bastards."
1:50 "Darth Vader's lawyer called, he's suing you for evil neck-hoisting infringement."
"I'm suckin' my face mask bong!"
Rember when they turned Steven Hawking into a tank! LOL
You know I've seen this movie plenty of times - both normally and riffed - and it just now occurred to me that right off the bat we're supposed to believe that *a planet exploded* and no one even thinks to ask why. It's like that just happens from time to time in Star Trek.
Which I'll grant you it does, but normally they at least pretend to care how and why.
JamaicanCastle
Actually
No they don't
You'd be surprised
"Look at me! It's horrible! Choose death first!"
(knock-knock-knock) "Zombie _Spoock?_"
"I'm sucking my face-mask bong!!" Lmao
"Remember when they turned Stephen Hawking into a tank"
“Chekov, now with easy-grip handle”
“Hill Valley, 1955”
“Yes hypnotizing eye?”😂😂😂😂
“That I pwned you”
"Figures Chekov gets to drive the Hugo of spaceships."
"Well if lifting him six inches off the ground won't get him to confess, I give up."
"He's CSI Miaming!"
"80's white guys assemble!"
"You'd think the grate-lifting process would be automated by the 24th century."
"10 Starfleet cadets and one member of Vampire Weekend."
"Galactus now announces his presence by blowing huge smoke rings."
7:00 Me when I'm about to push play on an Adam Sandler movie
7:05 Me two minutes into an Adam Sandler movie
7:10 Aaaaaand three minutes into an Adam Sandler movie. Two and a half if it's Billy Madison
Give me that bloody phaser, I'll do my community service and shoot that dopey bastard and myself if I ever watch that bloody dodgy movie to
With me, it’s two and a half if it’s Jack and Jill.
Still better than Kevin Smith.
Get your coat on, I'm taking you to Fuddruckers. ROFL!
"Oh, my!" LMAO
'Damage Mr. Scott?
Ma nik nak shelf collapsed, there's collectable crap everywhere... ' :-D
NOT blaming Gary...
"She has your STD results. In a word: uh-oh."
They forgot something...
*"KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!"*
MY KNICK KNACK SHELF COLLAPSED!
Always taking a punch at Minnesota. We are used to it by now. lol
"Corinthian leather" -- LOL
7:17 You call that a threat. Kirk slept with his mom too. It was one of those weird time travel things and Kirk ended up becoming his own father.
11:32 Anyone else think of Ralph from The Greatest American Hero every time this dude shows up?
wrath of khan was such an amazing film
Kirstie Ally looked more human in this film than she does now.
When someone comments and references a specific time UA-cam should make the digits a hotlink to that part of the video.
David Theimer ..? Are you being sarcastic or?
Haha that's been a feature for like 6 years
Khan Edison, I was wondering why my bill was so high.
Can't wait to see them do Star trek III: The Search for Spock on Genesis to take him back to Vulcan so that an ancient ritual can possibly be re-created to the point where spock and Bones can be two separate people again and then have to go back to Earth where they end up needing Doc Brown's Kia with a Flux Capacitor to find some Whales in the 20th century San Francisco to save the Earth from a giant Spray can and get a new Enterprise.
Still waiting myself.
Ok so you mean 3 and 4 (or as Gregg Turkington would call it: 3 and 2).
3:48 - a reference to Karate Kid 3 which Rifftrax also riffed!
OMG, CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! WHEN THEY DO MCCOY!!!!
I don't know what's better, the riffing or the actual movie.
9:40 is The Awesome: "Eat Neck Pinch, you racist son of a bitch!"
"I'm talking quietly because I'm dead." Best part for last
I thought I'd hate this because it's "Star Trek 2" but combined with Crow,Servo,and Mike it was hilarious.😀
Derek williams well it's just bill and Kevin now, they're not playing the bot characters
4:58
Sir, why did you store your fireworks on the bridge?
In case I want to celebrate the release of my new book!
Why doesn't ship-to-ship combat ever cause two starcrossed lovers (like DS9's Dax and Bashir) to fall into each other's arms? Why isn't modern Trek exploring new-old tropes like that instead of retconning their way through their past?
Damage, Mr Scott?
Mah niknak shelf collapsed! There's collectable crap everywhere!
7:00 Me when I'm about to push play on a Star Wars prequel.
7:05 Me two minutes into a Star Wars prequel.
7:10 Aaaaand three minutes into a Star Wars prequel. Two-and-a-half if it's The Phantom Menace.
+Vader the White I don't get why people hate the prequels.
bladiumdragon
Because they simply are not very good films.
Vader the White
I rewatched the movies. Gotta say. I did like the first one (No. I don't care about Binks), but the second one was quite...boring, and Anakin. Ugh. Should've revised his character. They had potential with the Clones as that was awesome when they arrived, but it was too little, too late. It's always the second one of nearly everything, isn't it?
As for the third, well, it has it's moments, such as Darth Vader yelling 'Do not want' at the end. So emotionally uprising.
The actors in the prequels are all solid actors, even Christenson if you look at his older work, it's just lucas is a horrible director that tries to micro manage every line and writes shitty dialogue, used poor structure & didn't have things flow well.
he treats actors like cg characters giving them no breathing room to give life to the characters. But honestly if you aren't cynical you can definitely just enjoy them for what they are, the originals aren't exactly pinnacles of acting or pacing, they have cheesy stuff too.
Thanks to the Disney trilogy, this comment has aged like a fine milk.
7:00 Looks like me when I’m about to hit play on a Michael Bay movie
7:04 And that’s me two minutes into a Michael Bay movie
7:08 Aaaand three minutes into a Michael Bay movie, two and a half if it’s Transformers
You gotta love Khan’s Carol Brady haircut. ☻
"explore my backstory in fan fiction" is genius
"They have your STD test results. In a word: oh oh."
Kirk: "KHAAAAAANNNN"....should have been followed by "Where's the bathroom?"
9:43 UA-cam auto closed captions censor "the b-word". And they also censor "pinch" just before it.
"Excuse me, is this the Kennebunkport Yacht Club?"
The greatest onscreen villain in movie history? Maybe.
"I spit my last breath at thee!" -That quote somehow becomes hilarious when it`s said by someone with 80`s spandex hair band hair & Anna Nichole Smith cleavage. These films took pompousness to where no man had too boldly gone before.
And to quote the Simpson's...I have to say 'Ouch, for Kevin Smith!'
He's CSI Miami'ing
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
rifftrax is really something if one who never saw Star Trek (movies, tv series or stuff) like me is cracking up. :)
13 dislikes from Kirk-crushed fanboys yelling: *"Nelsooooooooooon!"*
Sniffing my glove helps calm me down,thank you glove..😆
how the hell did i find this video, absolutely hilarious!!
"Get your coat on, I'm taking you to Fuddruckers." LOL
Fun Fact: The actors that played Khans Friends were all from the Chippendales
Another fun fact. Botany Bay is named after a body of water south of Sydney in New South Wales, Australia. Australia was settled by convicts, ironically that khans mates are also bad people to.
Yet another fun fact: Chekhov and Khan never met before :D
I don't recall Khan saying he had met Chekhov, before. I think he said he never forgets a face. It's been a while since I watched it, but I'm pretty sure that in the episode, "Space Seed," Khan had access to the ships library while he was recuperating in sickbay.
@@captaincell There's a book called Star Trek: To Reign In Hell, and the author has Khan meeting Chekov on the planet surface, before the Enterprise leaves orbit, to account for the discrepancy. It assumes Chekov was a crewmember but not yet a bridge officer.
"I'm talking quietly cause I'm dead" lmao!!!
xD hahah LMAO so hysterical yet marvelous at the same time xD. Oh man this is hilarious.