Traitor's Requiem Special Version But The Lyrics Are What's Happening On Screen

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  • @Wildcard-Jack-47
    @Wildcard-Jack-47 5 років тому +8954

    “The budget’s gone, it is gone”
    “That’s why Mastermind is using lyrics from the first version, instead of making new ones”

    • @memesyesmemes4057
      @memesyesmemes4057 5 років тому +75

      LOL XD

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 4 роки тому +130

      Old lyric crossover

    • @Echolovania
      @Echolovania 4 роки тому +64

      Trish hentai

    • @polk1203
      @polk1203 4 роки тому +59

      @@Echolovania Here comes the fbi!

    • @Echolovania
      @Echolovania 4 роки тому +63

      Can you tell me why the main cast is dropping into Tilted Towers

  • @lilyrayne872
    @lilyrayne872 5 років тому +9381

    everybody gangsta until the boss speaks spaghetti

    •  5 років тому +386

      No he's clearly speaking ravioli

    • @XenoflareBahamut
      @XenoflareBahamut 5 років тому +291

      Pretty sure he speaks pizza.

    • @BaroneSpaghetti
      @BaroneSpaghetti 5 років тому +82

      Finally someone who understood

    • @EnDeRBeaT
      @EnDeRBeaT 5 років тому +91

      Mario Luigi Buccellati Porco Dio

    • @boxypox
      @boxypox 5 років тому +32

      Bruh it’s spaghetti

  • @justaguy5855
    @justaguy5855 4 роки тому +1867

    1:06 I don’t know what’s funnier Diavolo speaking pizza pasta spaghetti or the translation

  • @SanninOrochimaru
    @SanninOrochimaru 5 років тому +6312

    I like how in 20 seconds you included every revelant italian word

    • @mago474
      @mago474 5 років тому +375

      Except for Mandolino and Mafia

    • @mattiacoppola
      @mattiacoppola 5 років тому +210

      @@mago474 porcodio basta e avanza

    • @mago474
      @mago474 5 років тому +29

      @@mattiacoppola giusto

    • @Ricky20
      @Ricky20 5 років тому +17

      @@mattiacoppola è vero

    • @Bruh-qb4kz
      @Bruh-qb4kz 5 років тому +15

      MasterFalder The Game giustissimo

  • @RiverdudeCovers
    @RiverdudeCovers 5 років тому +3056

    The better version of what was already perfect, loved doing this again

    • @lean4470
      @lean4470 5 років тому +58

      You are breath-taking

    • @RiverdudeCovers
      @RiverdudeCovers 5 років тому +60

      Kin Corimson you’re breathtaking

    • @lean4470
      @lean4470 5 років тому +21

      @@RiverdudeCovers no u

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 5 років тому +3

      69 likes, make a wish!

    • @totallynotkevin4466
      @totallynotkevin4466 5 років тому +2

      You are propably gonna do it again right?

  • @diodiobrando790
    @diodiobrando790 4 роки тому +1930

    1:05
    Vegeta: He's speaking the language of Gods!

    • @p-gamer1820
      @p-gamer1820 4 роки тому +26

      Grazie

    • @Parrooo
      @Parrooo 4 роки тому +34

      Beh, sì, l'italiano è la lingua degli dei.

    • @Parrooo
      @Parrooo 4 роки тому +61

      Fun fact, if we translate what he says it results as "My name is Massimo and my dick is huge" and "I like to watch hentai with Trish"

    • @ErLasium
      @ErLasium 4 роки тому +39

      Yes, us Italian are Gods and speaks the language of Gods(also Dio in Italian means God)
      Si, noi italiani siamo dei e parliamo la lingua degli dei

    • @criscriscriscris
      @criscriscriscris 4 роки тому +3

      Phil The Greninja infatti

  • @TheRealDoggoCEO
    @TheRealDoggoCEO 5 років тому +1618

    *M A R I O L U I G I B U C C I A R A T I P O R C O D I O*

    • @AxelE56
      @AxelE56 5 років тому +95

      Did you just say you like big salami, father.

    • @mr.abooba6170
      @mr.abooba6170 4 роки тому +42

      You just blasphemed in Italian lol

    • @leoneabbacchio825
      @leoneabbacchio825 4 роки тому +11

      *Brando
      I'm Italian boi...

    • @mr.abooba6170
      @mr.abooba6170 4 роки тому +2

      @@leoneabbacchio825 idem xD

    • @jotarokujo2100
      @jotarokujo2100 4 роки тому +3

      Giorno Giovanna what the-

  • @TheShuckmeister
    @TheShuckmeister 5 років тому +4097

    What a Beautiful Duw-
    *King Crimson sfx*

  • @silvereaglestudios
    @silvereaglestudios 4 роки тому +817

    Diavolo: You shall spend the rest of your life in jail.
    Giorno: I'm 15 too.
    *PIANO INTENSIFIES*

    • @thesuperior9646
      @thesuperior9646 2 роки тому +59

      this is the power of requiem

    • @The_big_prooooo
      @The_big_prooooo 2 роки тому +4

      @@thesuperior9646 mhm

    • @_Kareem_
      @_Kareem_ 2 роки тому +5

      @@The_big_prooooo no

    • @MiguelPart1
      @MiguelPart1 Рік тому

      @@thesuperior9646 WHAT?
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    • @mannythemaniac1009
      @mannythemaniac1009 Рік тому +1

      [Traitor's Requiem Guitar Riff plays as GER awakens]

  • @jnino66
    @jnino66 5 років тому +6120

    When diavolo said "mario, Luigi, buccarati" I felt that

    • @olidblak2598
      @olidblak2598 4 роки тому +47

      chaguito yessur

    • @GingGongg
      @GingGongg 4 роки тому +86

      Porco DIO

    • @bruhdestroyer3051
      @bruhdestroyer3051 4 роки тому +58

      mi chiamo massimo e ho un cazzo enorme

    • @Gio_in_6D
      @Gio_in_6D 4 роки тому +69

      @@bruhdestroyer3051 sorry i don't talk spicy meatball

    • @mister_revoluti0nary
      @mister_revoluti0nary 4 роки тому +42

      @@Gio_in_6D dude, spicy meatball is the renaissance period of italian language. the new one is bucciarati's pizza

  • @yoshikagekira990
    @yoshikagekira990 5 років тому +2407

    0:01 I mean, you're not wrong.

    • @darklegacyyt4152
      @darklegacyyt4152 5 років тому +89

      But thats a mans hands i thought u only get off to womens

    • @yoshikagekira990
      @yoshikagekira990 5 років тому +141

      @@darklegacyyt4152 I've been getting off to a guy's hand the whole time?!

    • @mayohyundai1152
      @mayohyundai1152 5 років тому +81

      How bout 0:34?
      Edit: wow that almost sound like duwang

    • @yoshikagekira990
      @yoshikagekira990 5 років тому +104

      @@mayohyundai1152 I mean...I would say I like it, but... *she's 15.*

    • @user-lw4pz6jw9k
      @user-lw4pz6jw9k 5 років тому +57

      Yoshikage Kira i mean you. killed Reimi

  • @lmao1660
    @lmao1660 3 роки тому +650

    Normal people during the special part: have a quick laugh
    Italians: *at this point you have lost the ability to inhale or exhale*

    • @ilrobob
      @ilrobob 3 роки тому +7

      Yes

    • @SlanderBoyTv
      @SlanderBoyTv 3 роки тому +15

      100% true full emotion cannot breath not joking please help

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +5

      @@SlanderBoyTv just breath lol

    • @TheHibbyAo
      @TheHibbyAo 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @MelonadeMC
      @MelonadeMC 3 роки тому +6

      nah im italian and I laughed at it we love the pizza pasta italian gibberish jokes

  • @VergiliosSpatulas
    @VergiliosSpatulas 5 років тому +1266

    " *Anasui is in Golden Wind* "
    *Thank god i thought i was the only one*

  • @davidlee4144
    @davidlee4144 5 років тому +1809

    I legit thought the Diavolo part was actual Italian speaking but when he said " Mario Luigi Buccarati " I wheeze

    • @paolopreda8991
      @paolopreda8991 4 роки тому +207

      That's actually how we talk to each other here in Italy

    • @laena1091
      @laena1091 4 роки тому +108

      and Hentai di Trishe

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 4 роки тому +80

      Yeah, everybody here begins to speak saying "pizza pasta"

    • @readm5414
      @readm5414 3 роки тому +8

      no he is really italian, i am and i understand

    • @readm5414
      @readm5414 3 роки тому +17

      @@paolopreda8991 io sono napoletano e quando mangio dico sempre luigi buana pizza mario

  • @real_sparrowboy7809
    @real_sparrowboy7809 4 роки тому +187

    “My FBI agent has seen some things that he would rather forget as soon as possible”

  • @borbob
    @borbob 5 років тому +3884

    Omg I died when the Italian part kicked in XD

  • @sincalo
    @sincalo 5 років тому +2422

    If Trish is Diavolo's daughter, does that mean Doppio is Trish's dad as well?Giorno isn't the only one with two dads

    • @depthstrider68
      @depthstrider68 5 років тому +260

      Trish and giorno has some similarities

    • @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
      @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 5 років тому +119

      @@depthstrider68 Makes sense he switched souls with Narancia.

    • @mayohyundai1152
      @mayohyundai1152 5 років тому +81

      Samuel Ramishvili actually implies it’s doppio. Plus he shows the symptoms of being the original such as being oblivious to the other personality thing

    • @adecentdelinquent8986
      @adecentdelinquent8986 5 років тому +30

      @@slysamuel5902 so you're telling me he made a woman pregnant when he was a toddler???

    • @adecentdelinquent8986
      @adecentdelinquent8986 5 років тому +65

      @@mayohyundai1152 this is jojo's bizarre adventure. We don't use logic, reasoning or science here.

  • @elidamess1948
    @elidamess1948 3 роки тому +103

    1:29
    When I wasn’t reading Stone Ocean but finished Golden wind, I saw a comic of Jolyne x Anasui and I was wondering why the hell was Diavolo still alive flirting with a Jojo XDDD

    • @Tabth3778
      @Tabth3778 3 роки тому +13

      lol Anasui is literally just bootleg Diavolo

    • @LocalFoodeater121
      @LocalFoodeater121 2 роки тому +9

      Omg same too, it took me months too realize it was a different person

  • @robbiebrewer6153
    @robbiebrewer6153 5 років тому +2582

    You think that Giorno I'd too op? JUST WAIT! *shows Gold Experience Requiem*
    I feel bad for whoever sucker has to fight Giorno

    • @Zeronigel332
      @Zeronigel332 5 років тому +49

      Fugo

    • @mr.druwlu4725
      @mr.druwlu4725 5 років тому +72

      but no one will feel bad for diavolo

    • @robbiebrewer6153
      @robbiebrewer6153 5 років тому +93

      @@mr.druwlu4725 we will all feel bad for him

    • @consumerjtc5835
      @consumerjtc5835 5 років тому +76

      Even he doesn't deserve what is gonna happen.
      Well, what isn't going to happen.

    • @emjay6602
      @emjay6602 5 років тому +61

      His just gonna die
      *Over and over and over*

  • @raffaelecalabrese6747
    @raffaelecalabrese6747 5 років тому +3013

    "Ho un cazzo enorme, porcoddio." - Diavolo

  • @derokim2676
    @derokim2676 4 роки тому +212

    “You think that giorno is too OP!”
    “Just wait!” *GE requiem staring at the screen*

  • @notoriousjester2593
    @notoriousjester2593 5 років тому +514

    I love how in the 3 of these made, riverdude goes from abstaining from Trish hentai to being the biggest fan of it

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +81

      To be fair the lyrics mirror my thoughts, so Riverdude just gave a voice to my own opinion

    • @notoriousjester2593
      @notoriousjester2593 5 років тому +25

      @@Mastermind6425 Mastermind the Chad going on the hero's journey of Loli hentai

    • @theamazingmr.shovelman8328
      @theamazingmr.shovelman8328 4 роки тому +3

      Better character development than the actual anime

  • @piper964
    @piper964 5 років тому +512

    I can’t believe they used actual Italian for the Diavolo bit, just like in the op. Really shows how much attention they put into this wAIT why did he say spaghetti

    • @casinoroyal93
      @casinoroyal93 5 років тому +50

      He also said he got a huge cock

    • @mrpresident1232
      @mrpresident1232 5 років тому +61

      He said the most important words any Italian should know
      Diavolo: Pizza spaghetti tarantella napoletana Francesco pasta ragazza.
      Mi chiamo Massimo e ho un cazzo enorme.
      Mario Luigi Bucciarati porco dio mascalzone topolino.
      Allora casanova fratello mi piace guardare gli hentai di Trish.

    • @LGBBN
      @LGBBN 5 років тому +12

      @@mrpresident1232 some italians don't need trish hentai
      (Some doesn't know its existence)
      (And writing english with an italian keyboard is such a pain)

    • @mrpresident1232
      @mrpresident1232 5 років тому +6

      @1L G4BB14N0
      My god... I knowT_T
      My keyboard is usually set to Norwegian, so I have to go correct so long.
      And btw, yes Italians need Trish hentai. They just don’t know it yet.

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 5 років тому +2

      @@mrpresident1232 it translates to "something something i'm italian" and then something about dongs (it's jojo so of course it would have dongs involved...)

  • @epicphantom589
    @epicphantom589 4 роки тому +66

    "Does Araki care about plotholes?"
    Oh no, he knew what was coming.

  • @dandyspacedandy
    @dandyspacedandy 5 років тому +1420

    Diavolo: "The character depicted is under the age of consent."
    Golden Experience Requiem: "All characters depicted on Rule34 are above the age of consent."

  • @redhat9723
    @redhat9723 5 років тому +1243

    1:16 “mario luigi buciarati”

    • @Parrooo
      @Parrooo 4 роки тому +74

      Porco dio mascalzone topolino

    • @justbastihere4246
      @justbastihere4246 4 роки тому +37

      Alora casanova fratelo

    • @Parrooo
      @Parrooo 4 роки тому +47

      Mi piace guardare gli hentai di Trish

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 4 роки тому +19

      @@Parrooo i just translated that and it says I must look at the Trish hentai oh god

    • @Parrooo
      @Parrooo 4 роки тому +11

      @@AffyMoon more like "I like to watch Trish hentai"

  • @DaBoYZ91
    @DaBoYZ91 4 роки тому +103

    I was late to Jojo. Started from season 1 a couple months ago and binged the entire series. Finished a couple days ago. So since then i just been going down the rabbit hole of memes and these fire OST’s etc but i gotta say, this one right here got me in real tears 😭

  • @MoonPies4Lyfe
    @MoonPies4Lyfe 5 років тому +613

    "Hands up FBI" always gets me and thus whenever I see the actual opening, I remember that

  • @abkool1935
    @abkool1935 5 років тому +441

    In another universe, Diavolo would say "pizza mozzarella" while he's behind Giorno

  • @mr.pineapple8735
    @mr.pineapple8735 4 роки тому +58

    "The Budget's gone, it is gone"
    "That's why dp's showing, older scenes from the anime instead of making new ones"
    look who's talking

  • @deadaccount5238
    @deadaccount5238 5 років тому +258

    This guy doesn't being called "Mastermind" for no reason

  • @caliveil1627
    @caliveil1627 5 років тому +278

    0:28 *Gay priest intensifies*

  • @shirazel435
    @shirazel435 4 роки тому +41

    "Anasui is in Golden Wind"
    I wasn't prepare for that lmao

  • @vicentevierno446
    @vicentevierno446 5 років тому +425

    Diavolo: *cares his daughter*
    Also Diavolo: *punches his daughter*
    Again Diavolo: *sees his daughter being used as hentai*
    *[TRIGGERED]*

    • @shinyhandman6464
      @shinyhandman6464 4 роки тому +16

      Diavolo: when I thought people were gonna fist my daughter, I didn’t think it would be like this

    • @salesman2638
      @salesman2638 4 роки тому +10

      Again Diavolo: Wha-
      Again Diavolo: Wha-
      Again Diavolo: Wha-
      Again Diavolo: Wha-
      Again Diavolo: Wha-
      Again Diavolo: Wha-

    • @shawermus
      @shawermus 4 роки тому +4

      @@salesman2638 Again doppio: STOP BOSS

    • @s_aku
      @s_aku 4 роки тому +2

      Makes sense

    • @robloxsio4767
      @robloxsio4767 4 роки тому

      @@salesman2638 isnt it Wh- Wh- Wh- Wh- Wh- Wh-

  • @maddddd219
    @maddddd219 5 років тому +437

    As an italian I laughed way too hard ahahahaahhaha
    Also the spoiler fast character in the beginning is gold

  • @zod1018
    @zod1018 4 роки тому +90

    mY FBI agEnt HaS sEeN sOme tHinGs hE woUlD rAthEr fOrgEt

    • @TripPy_Poly
      @TripPy_Poly 3 роки тому +1

      SAD POLNAREFF NOISES

    • @ShampooSalesman
      @ShampooSalesman 3 роки тому +1

      I have a feeling mine has already left this world hes just given up and so sick of seeing me get myself into trouble

  • @crunchevo8974
    @crunchevo8974 5 років тому +517

    The Italian in this is actually pretty understandable unlike the Italian in the actual opening 😂

    • @brisking
      @brisking 4 роки тому +23

      crunch evo everyone gangsta till diavolo start speaking spaghetti

    • @tonnoh4944
      @tonnoh4944 4 роки тому +8

      In realta nella opening quello che parlava era madrelingua...

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 4 роки тому +6

      @@tonnoh4944 i'm not a native Italian speaker. So most Italian i'm exposed to may be slowed down to dub over English speaking shows.

    • @tonnoh4944
      @tonnoh4944 4 роки тому +4

      @@crunchevo8974 oh, ok, but you understand italian? I'm a native italian speaker

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 4 роки тому +3

      @@tonnoh4944 yeppers. Well definitely more when i was a kid. I'm from Malta so when i'd come back from school i'd watch Lupin and Naruto and DBZ in italian.

  • @grumpygrumpstargrugru8134
    @grumpygrumpstargrugru8134 5 років тому +539

    FBI: Freeze! Give up your USB full of trish pictures
    Me:D A G A K O T O W A R U

    • @TheSteam02
      @TheSteam02 5 років тому +7

      A Disappointment (runs in place)

    • @tamerziyacamci752
      @tamerziyacamci752 5 років тому +7

      I R E F U S E .

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 4 роки тому

      @@TheSteam02 "a lot of men tried to penetrate me, and all of them were... disapointement

    • @tacticoolshaydes5349
      @tacticoolshaydes5349 4 роки тому +4

      T O M A R E W O T O K I O
      NIGERUN DA YOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Nootly
      @Nootly 4 роки тому

      Vola vola

  • @koreyDoreyASG
    @koreyDoreyASG Рік тому +6

    "ANASUI IS IN GOLDEN WIND!"
    "DIAVOLO IS IN STONE OCEAN!"

  • @dneriam9160
    @dneriam9160 5 років тому +116

    Well I am Italian and I can say it, that diavolo monologue was heaven for my ears

    • @AdrianoCriscuolo
      @AdrianoCriscuolo 5 років тому +4

      me too, and I agree

    • @ettorefalanga6754
      @ettorefalanga6754 5 років тому +3

      Me too

    • @ilpeggiogamer8921
      @ilpeggiogamer8921 5 років тому +3

      Si infatti soprattutto ho un cazzo enorme e porco dio

    • @vincenzomea4238
      @vincenzomea4238 5 років тому +5

      Pizza spaghetti tarantella napoletana Francesco pasta ragazza, mi chiamo Massimo e ho un cazzo enorme, Mario Luigi Bucciarati porcodio mascalzone topolino, allora casa nova fratello mi piace guardare gli hentai di Trish

    • @tamerziyacamci752
      @tamerziyacamci752 5 років тому +2

      made in heaven

  • @-bamba-234
    @-bamba-234 5 років тому +327

    "Mi chiamo massimo e ho un cazzo enorme"
    -Diavolo 2019

    • @ilpeggiogamer8921
      @ilpeggiogamer8921 5 років тому +17

      - Bamba - essere italiani e capire tutto è un dono

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 5 років тому +11

      - Bamba - please translate plz. You glorious Roman descendant

    • @ilpeggiogamer8921
      @ilpeggiogamer8921 5 років тому +3

      Baker Tankersley ok

    • @ilpeggiogamer8921
      @ilpeggiogamer8921 5 років тому +32

      Baker Tankersley pizza,spaghetti,tarantella(tradicional dance of Italy),Napoletana(Naples),Francesco,
      pasta,girl.My name is Massimo and I have a giant dick.Mario,Luigi,Bucciarati,porco Dio(porco Dio is basically “fuck you God”),scoundrel,Mickey Mouse,casanova(seducer/adventurer),my brother I like watch Trish hentai.this is basically the traduction

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 5 років тому +2

      @@ilpeggiogamer8921 Ha!

  • @swat1779
    @swat1779 4 роки тому +61

    Me, an italian listening to the italian part: Yes

  • @Eidolair
    @Eidolair 5 років тому +258

    Didn’t think you would make it, but yet again, much like Kakyoin, I was blown away.

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +30

      Why do you have to make me cry :(

    • @Eidolair
      @Eidolair 5 років тому +12

      Kono Dio da?

    • @furiousdestroyah9999
      @furiousdestroyah9999 5 років тому +8

      Aw man I could go for a cherry flavored donut right about now :)

    • @ChromaticEagle
      @ChromaticEagle 5 років тому +1

      Mastermind6425 This version crushed me harder than Caesar.

    • @Eidolair
      @Eidolair 5 років тому

      Very nice, Caesar-chan

  • @pharaohatemiguess4862
    @pharaohatemiguess4862 5 років тому +230

    I feel like Loli hentai and *HANDS UP FBI* were put together on purpose.

  • @shiroiku9314
    @shiroiku9314 4 роки тому +39

    The budget: In terms of money, we have none
    The animation: Guess I'll die

  • @lucalamanna-vg2bz
    @lucalamanna-vg2bz 5 років тому +1039

    AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    WHO DID THE VOICE? Masterpiece (I’m Italian)

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +398

      The Diavolo voice was done by me, I'm half Italian but not a native speaker, so I feel honored that you liked it :D

    • @lucalamanna-vg2bz
      @lucalamanna-vg2bz 5 років тому +170

      @@Mastermind6425 only half and you said p0rc0 Dio? like deserved

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +240

      I've been at a student exchange for one week, they taught me the most important words xD

    • @MrNiszuPL
      @MrNiszuPL 5 років тому +58

      @@Mastermind6425 Your voice is so sexy in Italian

    • @luigiprocaccini7943
      @luigiprocaccini7943 5 років тому +57

      @@lucalamanna-vg2bz mi chiamo Massino ed ho un cazzo enorme

  • @ether2275
    @ether2275 5 років тому +78

    First Robbie Rotten and now Anasui? Damn, Diavolo can't get a break

  • @mrberry1147
    @mrberry1147 4 роки тому +15

    0:52 aight where we dropping Bruno

  • @realsparky9209
    @realsparky9209 5 років тому +3049

    My friend: What is the Wi-Fi password?
    Me: 1:05

    • @overheaven8684
      @overheaven8684 4 роки тому +325

      "Its on the back of the router"
      Back of the router: 1:05

    • @ilrosol3606
      @ilrosol3606 4 роки тому +149

      The good part is that i am italian, so i understand every single word and it makes no sense!😁

    • @fdjvfyvfhb8235
      @fdjvfyvfhb8235 4 роки тому +13

      Where can i find this audio

    • @ilrosol3606
      @ilrosol3606 4 роки тому +6

      @@fdjvfyvfhb8235 Man i don't know, it is the first time i heard it.

    • @fdjvfyvfhb8235
      @fdjvfyvfhb8235 4 роки тому +7

      @@ilrosol3606 ok thanks

  • @FireXkillr
    @FireXkillr 5 років тому +238

    That epic Italian though. What was it? Pizza Spaghetti-

    • @novalis2688
      @novalis2688 5 років тому +68

      Tarantella napoletana, Francesco,pasta,ragazza,mi chiamo Massimo e ho un cazzo enorme,Mario,Luigi,Bucciarati,porco di0,mascalzone,topolino,allora casanova(?)fratello mi piace guardare gli hentai di Trish.

    • @enderthie4886
      @enderthie4886 5 років тому +1

      @@novalis2688 I think it's a shop

    • @novalis2688
      @novalis2688 5 років тому

      @@enderthie4886 what?

    • @novalis2688
      @novalis2688 5 років тому +1

      @UCf_aUKbgyv7XAfFeNY_9tyg maybe? Casanova do means lover boy in English

    • @enderthie4886
      @enderthie4886 5 років тому

      @@novalis2688 the name Casanova was an Italian explorer sorry I read wrong the name

  • @jumpinaction2920
    @jumpinaction2920 4 роки тому +56

    “Kira’s sexually aroused right now”
    Wait, that’s Giorno’s hand, and he’s a boy,
    *Kira gay confirmed*

    • @Sayassecacc
      @Sayassecacc 4 роки тому +4

      Bi and pan peopl exist

    • @nibel-k1433
      @nibel-k1433 4 роки тому +4

      Yoshikage Kira is straight, altho both male and female's hands arouse him.

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 4 роки тому +1

      Kira says Gay rights

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sayassecacc Take a joke m8

    • @Sayassecacc
      @Sayassecacc 4 роки тому

      @@schwellenangst1605 I like the joke I just want to remind people

  • @ali-uk6fo
    @ali-uk6fo 5 років тому +160

    1:06 ok this made me laugh way too much

  • @CronicasDeGisthia
    @CronicasDeGisthia 5 років тому +107

    "you think that Giorno is too OP? JUST WAIT"
    I simply lost it. Excelent video

    • @axlclockworker3497
      @axlclockworker3497 5 років тому +2

      Is there someone worse? *please don't spoil SBR, if its Stone Ocean or Jojolion fine by me*

    • @RoseGarden17
      @RoseGarden17 5 років тому +1

      No one be tad GET but some come close.

    • @RoseGarden17
      @RoseGarden17 5 років тому +1

      GER*

    • @hippydragonnslayerxdlmaohi3921
      @hippydragonnslayerxdlmaohi3921 5 років тому

      @@axlclockworker3497 ge is already op can create new limbs ect ger enhances that by a lot and has an busted ability that makes it invincible

  • @reuv8441
    @reuv8441 3 роки тому +9

    1:34 “JUST WAIT!”
    Oh dear...

  • @bestmom2485
    @bestmom2485 5 років тому +512

    Anasui is the child of Diavolo and Abbacchio
    Change my mind
    _Edit: since this comment got so many likes I'll write a oneshot about this_

    • @happypancake4881
      @happypancake4881 5 років тому +45

      No, I don't think I will.

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 5 років тому +25

      This is canon.

    • @apich2937
      @apich2937 5 років тому +60

      Diavolo fisted abbachio so hard, he made a baby out of him.

    • @portagasdace21117
      @portagasdace21117 5 років тому +20

      Diavolo fisted Abbacchio so hard that anasui was born.

    • @aryahuda8870
      @aryahuda8870 5 років тому +10

      Tom Kwong so that's why her/his sex changed :v

  • @hezitation4868
    @hezitation4868 5 років тому +256

    But why would he want to forget that 0:53

    • @lone9978
      @lone9978 5 років тому +30

      Cause it's POLNAREFF!

    • @thevengefulone57
      @thevengefulone57 5 років тому +33

      yes officer, this comment right here.

    • @duebed130
      @duebed130 5 років тому +34

      That's his daughter

    • @itsjustsilver8172
      @itsjustsilver8172 5 років тому +10

      orange kiddo24
      *EVEN BETTER*

    • @versus_99
      @versus_99 5 років тому +26

      @@itsjustsilver8172 Italian Alabama

  • @askdeterminataleandaus5670
    @askdeterminataleandaus5670 3 роки тому +8

    'Anasui is in Golden Wind'
    And yet ever since the Trailer dropped everyone's been making memes about Anime Only's saying Diavolo's in Stone Ocean. We've come Full Circle.

  • @abbasmr9936
    @abbasmr9936 5 років тому +254

    "Anasui is in Golden Wind"
    I'm gonna think about this sentence everytime I'll see this op 😭😭

  • @YapSoBad
    @YapSoBad 5 років тому +165

    Dude, im italian.
    In my country DIO means GOD
    pizza spaghetti

    • @coldtyrant2557
      @coldtyrant2557 5 років тому +1

      Mattia Nesti QUESTA È L’ITALIA

    • @dariogonzalez8989
      @dariogonzalez8989 5 років тому +3

      Is this a haiku?

    • @samthebudiman
      @samthebudiman 5 років тому +1

      @@dariogonzalez8989 well i think he tried to make it a haiku but he did poorly

    • @g.poupin1700
      @g.poupin1700 5 років тому +2

      Giorno is Dio son
      Dio and Diavolo mean respectively God and Devil
      Part 5 is about the son of God fighting Devil...
      *GIORNO IS JÉSUS !*

    • @dzaesonp8599
      @dzaesonp8599 5 років тому

      You fucking Pineapple

  • @giovanniciri3859
    @giovanniciri3859 3 роки тому +12

    As an Italian I can say that the pronunciation is perfect 👌

  • @funnyvalentine5935
    @funnyvalentine5935 5 років тому +83

    *[Everyone liked that.]*

  • @HiKrispy
    @HiKrispy 5 років тому +177

    FBI Agent Diavolo: "Saying that she is legal in Italy will not protect you from the law."
    Me: "What if I move to Italy?"
    FBI Agent Diavolo: "Abacchio treatment"

    • @randomitalianinthecomments
      @randomitalianinthecomments 4 роки тому +4

      Me: Abbacchio treatment, eh? so, what if I give you this... *tries to corrupt him giving him money*
      FBI Agent Diavolo: the fuck
      FBI Agent Diavolo: *kakyoins me*

    • @sznity594
      @sznity594 4 роки тому +1

      Me: how about if i move to japan?

    • @Byleth-uw9iw
      @Byleth-uw9iw 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sznity594look we don't want to wake the old trends up man come on be quiet

  • @WatcherOfYoutube
    @WatcherOfYoutube Рік тому +3

    1:29 ANASUI IS IN GOLDEN WIND
    Meanwhile in Heaven is Falling Down but the Lyrics are what's on screen: Diavolo is in Stone Ocean

  • @chianzo5577
    @chianzo5577 4 роки тому +912

    I am italian and the diavolo part wasss
    *Fking perfect dude*

    • @fatotaku1711
      @fatotaku1711 4 роки тому +31

      *MI CHIAMO MASSIMO E HO UN CAZZO ENORME*

    • @darwinsolisjr4674
      @darwinsolisjr4674 4 роки тому +23

      Lugburz-Shak he says, my name is Massimo,and my dick is big😂

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 4 роки тому +8

      @@darwinsolisjr4674 more like "i have a huge dick" lol

    • @faded3671
      @faded3671 4 роки тому

      @@crunchevo8974 (nobody liked that)

    • @frikkofrik
      @frikkofrik 4 роки тому

      a voglia se lo è

  • @eirinkou
    @eirinkou 5 років тому +83

    I legit burst out laughing during the Italian, not Italian or anything, I just started dying

    • @oofy_emma1072
      @oofy_emma1072 5 років тому +16

      My name is Massimo and I have a huge dick. ~Diavolo

    • @giornotriestino1364
      @giornotriestino1364 5 років тому +9

      I like to see Trish hentai~Diavolo

  • @therandomguy6200
    @therandomguy6200 Рік тому +2

    15 year olds when trish is also 15: *i am temporarily safe from the law*

  • @Orion8729
    @Orion8729 5 років тому +215

    "Mi chiamo Massimo e ho il cazzo lungo"
    "Porcoddio"
    LMAO

  • @niccololamanna3917
    @niccololamanna3917 5 років тому +90

    I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THE DIAVOLO PART 😂 (yeah, I know what he's actually saying)
    I saw in another comment that you voiced that, you speak very well for a non-native speaker

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +10

      Thanks :D

    • @jonathanjoestar8722
      @jonathanjoestar8722 4 роки тому +1

      What does he say

    • @vroomvroom7240
      @vroomvroom7240 4 роки тому +2

      Jonathan Joestar I this it my dong is big

    • @lordlory9976
      @lordlory9976 4 роки тому +5

      @@jonathanjoestar8722 famous italian words, Mi chiamo massimo e ho un cazzo enorme, mi piace guardare gli hentai di trish

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 4 роки тому

      @@lordlory9976 translated

  • @BT_721
    @BT_721 4 роки тому +14

    "It isn't illegal of you're the same age"-Giorno Giovanna
    Giorno Giovanna status: sentenced to jail for life

  • @The_GhostWind
    @The_GhostWind 5 років тому +73

    Now we’ll just have until DP they make the opening that has GER Rewinding everything back to zero and some other loops BS so that mastermind6425 can make it.

    • @Elijah_77
      @Elijah_77 5 років тому +5

      can't wait to see what they do with part 6's op, it will be very interesting.

    • @enbillius5556
      @enbillius5556 5 років тому +4

      @@Elijah_77 it will get faster to the point that you will hear the ed song already

    • @carlosaugusto9821
      @carlosaugusto9821 5 років тому +1

      GER shows up during the OP and reverts the video to Fighting Gold

    • @Frost-E
      @Frost-E 5 років тому

      That day is today but he didn't make it. Riverdude (singer) made it alone

  • @doublekey8931
    @doublekey8931 5 років тому +102

    I'm Italian and I'm dying rn... 🤣🤣🤣 (I died at the Massimo part and when he said that "porco dio")

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +31

      Ironically, the "Mi chiamo Massimo" part was the only part of the Italian section that was actually true

    • @acribond2934
      @acribond2934 5 років тому +4

      @@Mastermind6425 Wait, you mean 1:24 is not true?

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +22

      Oh fuck, that part was true as well, of course

    • @chestertamayo1894
      @chestertamayo1894 5 років тому

      Whats the translation?

    • @acribond2934
      @acribond2934 5 років тому +20

      @@chestertamayo1894 1:12 "I have a giant dick"
      1:24 "I enjoy watching trish hentai"

  • @imafake3386
    @imafake3386 4 роки тому +11

    Italians listening to the italian part: "wait ... that's illegal"

  • @lesrobotsdunet
    @lesrobotsdunet 5 років тому +79

    TOO MANY MASTERPIECES ON THIS CHANEL

  • @vergilpng5516
    @vergilpng5516 5 років тому +26

    Diavolo speaking true italian?
    That power cant be learn

  • @show4game944
    @show4game944 2 роки тому +4

    Extremly underrated for such a masterpiece that is accurate to the opening

  • @MitoNova583
    @MitoNova583 5 років тому +25

    YOU MADE THE OP *EVEN BETTER* THAN BEFORE
    Okay but real talk, the backing vocals on the intro part of the song are actually heavenly oh my god

  • @Nilakantha1008
    @Nilakantha1008 5 років тому +66

    "fratello, mi piace guardare gli hentai di Trish"
    ~Diavolo

  • @josephmoore1882
    @josephmoore1882 4 роки тому +2

    When Trish thumbnail looked hotter than the real artwork

  • @andrystein03
    @andrystein03 5 років тому +133

    1:05 I'm an italian and I understood everything😂😂😂

    • @marcogiona8090
      @marcogiona8090 4 роки тому +3

      Non sei l unico fra

    • @NinjaOwO
      @NinjaOwO 4 роки тому +2

      ma perchè dicono che l'età per cui è legale poter dare il consenso è 15 anni? non è mica vero?

    • @marcogiona8090
      @marcogiona8090 4 роки тому +1

      @@NinjaOwO cos

    • @NinjaOwO
      @NinjaOwO 4 роки тому +5

      @@marcogiona8090nel video lui dice tipo: non mi importa se in italia sei legale a 15 anni...mentre mostra commenti di persone che gli dicono che in italia a 15 anni sei legale.

    • @Historyboi-vn7gd
      @Historyboi-vn7gd 4 роки тому

      @@NinjaOwO Sei legale se l'altro ha 18 massimo 19 anni come Mista

  • @Mastermind6425
    @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +2083

    Watch our newest JoJo song parody, "I wanna be your slave": ua-cam.com/video/R5b33X9hc9k/v-deo.html
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    If you would support me on Patreon, that would mean 「The World」 to me: www.patreon.com/mastermind6425
    My Twitter for updates and memes: twitter.com/Mastermind6425

    • @belalqutranji6838
      @belalqutranji6838 5 років тому +8

      I liked it better when you said
      My face when I discovered trish hentai

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 5 років тому +3

      I love how the lore thickens to Giorno has stashed away Trish hentais and Diavolo is actually an FBI agent.

    • @cryo9711
      @cryo9711 5 років тому

      lol hope

    • @yamiko43
      @yamiko43 5 років тому +3

      What is the italian part😂

    • @redwinebryan
      @redwinebryan 5 років тому +1

      OH HELL YEAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • @blooey-YT
    @blooey-YT 3 роки тому +8

    I absolutely fucking died when Diavolo’s Italian Dialogue kicked in 😂😂😂

  • @wilsonso5784
    @wilsonso5784 5 років тому +72

    "The budget's gone."
    99% of jojo anime.

    • @Xeronoia
      @Xeronoia 5 років тому +1

      Also Eva after sachiel back in the day.

    • @mayohyundai1152
      @mayohyundai1152 5 років тому +5

      Have you seen 7 page muda? That explains why it’s gone

    • @FrancisHD
      @FrancisHD 5 років тому

      Yeeah because the Bucciarati scene it's exactly the same

  • @EnDeRBeaT
    @EnDeRBeaT 5 років тому +19

    >Trish reached an age of consent in Italy.
    >Diavolo is in Italy.
    >Diavolo says that she didn't reach an age of consent.
    DOES MASTERMIND CARE ABOUT PLOT HOLES? HELL NO

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +3

      I'm trying to become more and more like my idol

    • @Condor2481
      @Condor2481 5 років тому

      Giorno is also a minor, so he have even less reason

  • @vidcz
    @vidcz 4 роки тому +1

    Diavolo can skip time to where Trish is legal. Also, she's fifteen but this takes place in like the early 2000s to late 90s so she is now older than 18.

  • @m.huseinaqilah1717
    @m.huseinaqilah1717 5 років тому +26

    Does Araki care about plot holes?
    *Hell no!*

  • @ifyoureadthisv1
    @ifyoureadthisv1 5 років тому +9

    “Sing a song of sadness when you spend the rest of your life in jail” IM DEAD

  • @Monisoki
    @Monisoki 3 роки тому +1

    italian opinion on the italian words: *P E R F E C T I O N*

  • @pinkkitty2982
    @pinkkitty2982 5 років тому +348

    when u realise king crimsonn used his ability in the op u were like BRAHHHHHHHHHHH.
    edit: yay so many like hopefully i dont get a 4 or mista will shoot me in the head 6 times

    • @lone9978
      @lone9978 5 років тому

      Bruh.

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 5 років тому +4

      @OddFutureDiavolo: Ten seconds have been skipped
      Kira: It's been three minutes.

    • @seg162
      @seg162 5 років тому

      *You* were making that sound?

    • @farisanidzakiyfebrian5832
      @farisanidzakiyfebrian5832 5 років тому +1

      They've been doing that since part 3 right?

    • @pinkkitty2982
      @pinkkitty2982 5 років тому

      logic doesnt work in jojo so now this is going to be called diavolo seconds or king crimson seconds remember dios ts?

  • @GreatNegus
    @GreatNegus 5 років тому +10

    I love the thumbnail for this video. The image plus Diavolo's face and the text are a perfect combo.

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 Рік тому +2

    “We have found a massive amount of Trish hentai on your device”
    *meanwhile, in an earlier video*
    “My face when I discover Trish hentai”
    Continuity

  • @PlasmaV3
    @PlasmaV3 5 років тому +37

    Spoilers
    When the requiem arrow falls through your hands and some 15 year old Italian boy gets it and you are hit with the mega-death *Screams in Diavolo*

  • @impossible-bother2586
    @impossible-bother2586 5 років тому +27

    MI CHIAMO MASSIMO E HO UN CAZZO ENORME
    The Boss 2019

  • @lucas_delannoy
    @lucas_delannoy Рік тому +1

    "sing a song of sadness when you spen the rest of your life in jail"

  • @meatball6774
    @meatball6774 5 років тому +11

    Doppio: moshi moshi keisatsu desu ka?
    Diavolo: KONO DIAVOLO DA

  • @anisekaieddomtorreto9588
    @anisekaieddomtorreto9588 3 роки тому +1

    *Saying she's legal in Italy will not protect you from the law.*
    *But saying she's legal in Famili-*

  • @ark.galvin2474
    @ark.galvin2474 5 років тому +12

    Everyone’s gangsta until the boss starts speaking spaghetti

    • @zalty
      @zalty 5 років тому

      This comment needs more likes
      Unless its stolen

  • @zunairirfan8573
    @zunairirfan8573 5 років тому +91

    Her: I like guys who speak italian
    You: 1:16

    • @LGBBN
      @LGBBN 5 років тому +20

      "Mi chiamo Massimo e ho un cazzo enorme"
      Means
      "My name is Massimo and i have a huge cock"

  • @Mr2lettuce
    @Mr2lettuce 4 роки тому +12

    “Why is the main characters jumping form the fortnite bus”
    BRUH

  • @simoneconti7635
    @simoneconti7635 5 років тому +48

    "Mi chiamo massimo ed ho un cazzo enorme"
    Diavolo when he banged Donatella

    • @giornotriestino1364
      @giornotriestino1364 5 років тому +3

      Ma è Diavola ad aver scopato Donatella, o Doppio?

    • @simoneconti7635
      @simoneconti7635 5 років тому +1

      @@giornotriestino1364 dipende dalle teorie su quale dei due sia la personalità originale

    • @mia3033
      @mia3033 5 років тому +1

      What does it mean

    • @simoneconti7635
      @simoneconti7635 5 років тому +1

      @@mia3033 my name is massimo and I have a huge dick

    • @Mastermind6425
      @Mastermind6425  5 років тому +7

      It is in fact my pick-up line when I'm talking to girls in Italy

  • @NamiraPolka
    @NamiraPolka 5 років тому +10

    the POLNAREFF killed me
    thank you so much