Not One | David Mitchell's Soapbox
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2011
- David Mitchell gives not one rant, not two rants, but many!
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With season 3 of David Mitchell's soapbox coming to an end, David discusses what matters (and what doesn't matter) when it comes to ranting.
ABOUT DAVID MITCHELL'S SOAPBOX:
David Mitchell, star of UK TV favourites Peep Show and That Mitchell and Webb Look, brings us his unique perspective on the issues facing men of the world today. - Комедії
Dave, stop having a good life, so you'll feel the need to make more of these.
jabberw0k i need more. Glad im not only one obsessively watching these a decade later 😂
Faz Moolji you’re not the only one.
Dave is busy growing unwanted beards and making pictures of food with his telephone while wearing a Che Guevara T Shirt with Svastikas and lots of useless zippers. Also, his friends just call him "The big D" nowadays and they wear party cowboy hats all the time.
good comment weeaboo
@@bkbj8282 wait... Weebs can't have valid opinions! What is this madness!?
A rant about rants he's disinclined to rant about. Huh.
ironballs16 very David Mitchell
I have previously spent an afternoon reviewing all 89 of the Soapboxes, a task that would be easily repeated, but there is something to be said for ''fresh'' Soapboxes, surely there has been enough gone on in the world for our Mr. Mitchell to comment upon, afterall, we are all older and more experienced and I for one would like to hear Mr. Mitchell's views on the further adventures of getting Olde. Soon, I'm not getting any younger.
It definitely seems like you've just watched all his soapboxes because you are phrasing things like how he speaks
good speaking habits are their own reward, the world views you in good stead when you speak well. try it at home.!;=)
I will _always_ click on a Soapbox video. I cannot claim that it is my absolute favorite, but David reliably provides satisfactory entertainment.
I have Meng in Aerospace Engineering. The reason for the altitude being displayed in feet even when in another language (eg. french) is that as the british/americans dominated early air travel, the imperial system has to be adopted worldwide to measure altitude. This is to avoid mid air collisions where one plane is at 30000ft and the other is at 5.7 miles.
Or "FL 300" as a pilot would call it (flight level 300, or 300 hundreds of feet altitude).
But why would a French-speaking passenger want to know the height in feet, but not understand the word "feet"? Even retired French pilots would expect to see "feet", and would also be quite comfortable with metres.
The passenger displays which are shared between passengers cycle through languages and units, so that all passengers can understand. But some displays are designed in a way, that the units do not match with the language used, it seems
@@stace3037 Perhaps because he is from Quebec
How is he so good at looking both embarrassingly chubby and unhealthily skinny simultaneously?
It's like 13 or 30, but 130lb or 300lb.
That series just flew by. Many thanks to David and the team involved. More please!
I love that the only on time plane is from Copenhagen.
This is the only channel that I will sit through advertisements before every video for,
The end animation was great. I really believed Mr. Mitchell was flying away on that Air Soapbox flight.
I totally hope these return, regardless of David's peace of mind.
Sift and winnow, marvelous!
RETURN RETURN!!!! these are awesome.
Can't wait for season 4 =)
I miss these
One of the best things on the tube
LOL loved the Jumbo-Jet 'Pitstop' at the end there...
Great one, Dave!
Did anyone else watch this whole thing wondered when the monitor would show that the flight to Copenhagen had also been cancelled?
Thank you David.
I'll remember that one for when I bump into you. Dave.
This 'season' was really lucid. Loved it.
Give us more Dave! I'll miss our little chats once a week.
Yes, hopefully David returns to this format.
I love this man
He's taken. And she is rather lovely if a little plump
Victoria is not "plump". She's shaped like a woman, rather than a pre-pubescent boy so beloved of the fashion & modelling industries and desperate reality TV 'stars'.
@@zapkvr So you're saying i'd have a chance if he wasn't? :O
COME BACK!!! DAVID MITCHELL!!!
For your sake, I hope not.
For our sake, I hope so.
Love these. More, please. ;)
I enjoy watching the map display for the entire journey. Top quality entertainment.
Mr Mitchell.... I love you.
David looks like Manic Street Preachers' singer James Dean Bradfield in the beginning of these Soapbox videos with his face on the side of the box. Can't unsee it.
being called by your surname though.. that deserves a soapbox.
Andrew Firth I love it! For some reason it almost always amuses me!
It's a pretty common thing in other countries, even amongst friends, and I love it. And PLEASE, shaking hands when you meet someone new is paramount.
As we share the Firth, I must agree....
@@paahcoccioli you shouldn't have been shaking hands with anyone over the last 9 months.
@@joeyeahhh fair enough, but tbh I haven’t met many new people lately anyways hahaha but you’re right, kids don’t shake hands during a pandemic!
Thanks Dave! :D
More, more, more!!!
OK, David Mitchell did a Soapbox about making Soapbox episodes (Webisodes?) How have I not found this one before? Brilliant as always.
Oh my goodness! He looks so different with a beard! I genuinely hadn't watched the last few weeks' soapboxes because I thought he must be on vacation or something and had this bearded guy filling in for him!
In the background, the Copenhagen flight is the only flight in time.
just such genius
you make my day...
Nice one Dave.
You are one of my favourite people in the world.
did we just see a recap episode on youtube?
whoa!
Everything is less than, but not including, fine. David, I await your cathartic return.
Woo! Tell me more about that sandwich.
Everything is now fine!
I'm magic. Was just thinking that I should watch some david mitchell videos and BAM here it is.
I am torn. While I wish David to finally come to his senses and realise that the world is mostly stupid and ranting about it only helps in the short term, I am selfishly hoping for more of these in the future. I love the soapbox.
David Mitchell should be called Dave, because he's the home of witty banter :D
ok. i haven't read them so i'll take your word for it.
lol, thanks Dave
I think the biggest soap box issue is that we need you to return. You should rant how we don't need David Mitchell rants but think we do...because really we do!
"I hope you hope not for my sake."
err... no, probably.
He works quite well with automatic ones too
Epic beard is back
The French Imperial System was hilarious!
You have to take your hat off to Davids diction, he is the only person on UA-cam that speaks properly enough for the closed captions to be able to understand him correctly.
I'm glad David is a fan of lol.
In Québec we say pied!
I was looking for this comment!
Sparkling Champagne, as we know champagne today, was first invented as a cheap substitute for perry (pear cider). In the 20th century, perry became popular for a while as a cheap substitute for champagne.
Well since a scandinavian mile is roughly 6.2 rest of the world miles. You should be able to tell by the fact that at 5 regular miles up your at a cruising height, at 5 Scandinavian miles up your entering space.
I want a shirt that says 'I fly Air Soapbox.'
His beard is so........ soothing.
everything's fine now
No, these are subtitles written by the video uploader, not deduced by youtube.
When I first saw this video I thought David had chosen a bold new hairstyle by parting his hair the other way but no.
The next scene his parting was back to the regular side indicating that the intial shot was just mirrored.
Everything is fine. fear it fear it
Thank god I'm going to Copenhagen.
Why is the Copenhagen flight on time?
ן really like u david mitchell. i started listening to your shorts by randomly clicking the left list, and found myself with, for some insane reason, some1 who makes sense. sure u dwell in grammer, in a langunge wich isn't even my own's (as you can tell from this sentance:D) but all i wanted to say here, like on letters to other artisrt,
think you are wonderfull and im thankfull for everthing u do. thank u for picking up some of the burden of being logical and nice. s
"pieds" is an actual unit in France, though... a very old one not used anymore (except with aeroplanes and submarines, for some weird reasons), it's basically just that they needed something to be able to measure so they used their feet. Just like British people did. It's not specific to the imperial system, it's just a system a lot of people from different nationalities came up with because it was useful...
as now I've watched the last of this series half-way through my viewing of the Soapboxes, I'm free to pick and choose what ever subject farts rainbow dust at me to gain my attention. Well Done All. especially bread and butter.
We need you to come back to make us hate things Dave!
It depends what you look at, important articles are checked but if you are looking at the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow it may not be as reliable
MORE please!
Sorry, your sanity isn't of concern ... your insanity is ... keep it, & continue to make us laugh :)
Champagne is great with breakfast.
Yes but do you need to go to sleep to have breakfast?
@@zapkvr no. U can stay up and have breakfast before u go to sleep.
Or u can have breakfast when u wake up in the evening like i do. I tend to take a nap afterwards. I just woke up...
How are so many people still confused about the beard situation?!
It's been present in each of the last 5 uploads. It isn't back, because it never left.
After filming 'Gifts' he grew the beard. He then appeared to have lost it after 'Drinking Culture' when giving out the quiz answers. This is because 'Quiz' and 'Quiz Answers' were both filmed PRE-BEARD.
It's OVER (for now)? It feels like it just started!
If an American-TV celebrity made a reference to Bacchus, network executives would hold a special meeting.
this beard looks a lot better than the one he once grew in peep show
The irritating phrase young MAN! haha Godly!
KEEP THE BEARD!! I WANT TO SEE YOU OWN PEOPLE WITH THE POWER OF YOUR BEARD ON TV SHOWS!!
He has, there's a new video up! XD
Never to say woo at a sandwich?
@rwtj01
He was right. Since whom refers to "my friends" who are the object of that particular clause (and oddly the subject of this one; hence "who").
What's slipping you up is the "we have learned." Without that clause who would be correct.
You can select some audio translating subtitles. On most videos it goes hilarious. Mitchell has excellent diction, hence can be understood well.
Awww I'm going to miss my weekly David Mitchell. I'm sorted for now with would I lie to you and possibly Qi but when they're over the world will seem very David Mitchell-less.
Please do more on radio 4 if you can Mr Mitchell
I was thinking about the name thing the other day. I prefer to be called Matthew and my close friends know that, so when certain people who do not know me so well call me Matt, which doesn't actually bother me very much, it gets pointed out
Warbo Entertainment same thing for me ...people call me michael and my friends are like WOAH BRO
I hope so
That was the last one in this series? Now what will I look forward to every Thursday?
David Mitchell: Fixing society one tiny, tiny, insignificant problem at a time...
This is how David does a clip show 🤣
Lol Copenhagen's "on time", isn't that where they had the recent conference on global warming thingy?
Not to distract from the argument going on below, but can I just say that this beard David is rocking has taken his sexiness to new levels.On that we should all agree :)
I do have a bit of a problem with champagne.. personally I prefer beer, and though I like wine, I don't like it Fizzy... But I do know people who think, if celebration is to be had, we must all drink Champagne, and that my preference to stick to beet means I'm either deliberately slumming it, or being a killjoy
Existence itself is probably the only thing that CAN be definitely proven. Something clearly exists. Characterising that thing which exists with 100% certainty is impossible, but we can safely say that something definitely exists. It has to in order for us to say so, or say anything.
Epic beard is epic
God I'm happy I booked that flight to Denmark.
Bloody hell, it's William Riker!
spread the cream on and splodge the jam
Maybe you can do one on the tendency to do a quick zoom in on camera angle change, followed by a slow zoom out... every time.
I think that the subtitles were typed out.
Sooo, about Peep Show and That Mitchell and Webb Look. More please?