If you can’t survive 6 mins without a brain then explain how Jake Paul is still alive Edit: I wrote this with an alt 5 months ago and whenever I log into my alt I get bombarded with notifications from this
I'm confused, how do you live five minutes without lungs, but 6 minutes without a brain? Both mean you don't breathe, and one stops your heart beat, bowel movements, etc.
You wouldn't need to breath if u don't even have a brain to keep alive, they're talking about how much it's gonna take the body to lose energy and be considered dead
But th-oh. People going out even though there is COVID. I know people think they can’t get sick, but they eventually end up getting it. I was thinking about a video when I first saw your comment that I recently watched about a baby being delivered out of a braindead mum, so I was worried. The baby survived but not the mum.
people who survive 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds without organs: welcome to the immortality zone
Bruh technically, u cant survive without brains and the ppl u r talking bout actually have a brain but I wont be dat one nerd who spoils the joke so yeah
I have a uterus, but I cannot give birth due to a tragic accident at 17 years of age. I'm 23 now and still dealing with chronic pain in my hip (which the tendon is torn and unfixable on it's own so I'll need surgery) they put me on opioids instead. But I'm still dealing with the shock and trauma of it all.
Technically, the heart isn’t composed of skeletal muscle, but there are skeletal muscles of the legs that are important for veinous input of blood from the veins of the legs, so it does indirectly affect the heart, it just wouldn’t be immediate.
How my friends have lived 13 years without a brain is incredible
so you?
@ Sometimes I have a brain
@@BlueGoggyDo you, tho
Then what if you have just a percentage of brain
LMAO
I can't live for 10 seconds without a jacket these days.
Y
@@Fang84 it's cold
Ikr
And this comment was 25 seconds ago.. and Christmas is on 25 December.
xD
Doctor: you have a week left
Me: pls cut my nose...
*cut the nose*
Message: Your lifespan increased into 65 years left!
Lol
😂😂😂
Underrated ngl
maths
😂
I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A UTERUS
* *cutely rips it out* *
what.
what.
@@bannerlordtv are you a boy by any chance?
@@ironmanisthegoat3OOO are you a boy by any chance?
Cutely???
No nose, life time 65 years
*Voldemort:*
LOL, I AM A BIG HP FAN
@@SolitaryCreature1311 then you should probably know he lost it gradually
He lost it when he was 16 years so he could still be alive (also i saw this from somewhere else)
You can still breath in the Mouth
Voldemort was like 75 or something idk
Hitman: *Makes a headshot*
Victim: *"Looks like I have 6 minutes left."*
That’s funny bro.
Edit : this needs way more attention
waiting for a woooosh
Hitman: So... how's your day?
Victim: Mindblowing to be honest.
@@thegongoolzler2677 LOOOOOLLLLL THAT’S A NICE ONE
No nose: 65 years
Voldemort: 71 years old
Prolly he had cutted his nose at age of 6
@@enror5161 nah
Ironic.
@@enror5161 nah he lost it gradually from when he was like 20 until about 30
@@enror5161 u don't watch Harry Potter do you
Lungs are vital to Hamon users
If you can’t survive 6 mins without a brain then explain how Jake Paul is still alive
Edit: I wrote this with an alt 5 months ago and whenever I log into my alt I get bombarded with notifications from this
Lol
He has a brain but backwards
lolol
@@lolscotts8667 he has brain on feet
Black magic
he died so many times to make that video
underrated
Like diavolo in death loop
Lol, its like at "happy death dsy 2U" movie, the girl (and boy) died more than once
Insert [Geometry Dash, GTA, Re:Zero reference here]
@@david_ga8490 don't forget about jojo
Pay F to the people that died during this tests....
Xd
F
E
F
F
Without internet : -1 second
"65 years without a nose"
Every Adventure Time character: Are you challenging me?
jake, iceking, and lemongra have noses
@@purpel4474 what about finn
@@justpanky934 He doesn’t
Laughs in voldemort
6 minutes without brain?
My classmates - 15 years yo
Such an underrated comment
r/woooosh
IKR 😅
IKR
@@ZEYRU335 why did you woooosh him
Without a brain, people cant live longer than 6 mins.
Tiktokers: *HELLO*
I don't know how they can do it...
Rappers: *sing song about drugs and suicide*
14 y.o. on Tiktok: (~˘▾˘)~
Hey, I think it's just my country that hates tiktok.
@@soutamochizuki1608 lucky to be you. My country loves tik tok so much
I have tiktok
“6 minutes without a brain”
Half of the teachers I have interacted with: “challenge accepted”
Wow, never knew any of these.
I would certainly hope so!
Really?most animals doesn't have these and yet they still live
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 cuz they different, lol
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 yeah like brain
Me Tho
No brain: 6min
Me: i'm 16
And u got 10 likes
@@Human-tu2me make that 13
@@catherine-ann2826 and now 28
Make that 31
37
You can live 65 years without nose
Voldemort : laughs 72 years
and krillin
Bro he lost it when he was 20 or something cant really tell
@@Gettinoverbarrie killin isn't 65
He lost his nose while creating horcruxes at 16 or 17 he had nose in his tom riddle flashback
So this is what Michael afton feels like having no organs.
Me skiping to end of a video to see which organs i can sell
Congratulations, it’s a lung
Micheal Afton want to know your location
Kidney
It is the one kidney and one lung, when you are going to sell it🤣🤣😂💸💸🤑
😂😂😂
I'm confused, how do you live five minutes without lungs, but 6 minutes without a brain? Both mean you don't breathe, and one stops your heart beat, bowel movements, etc.
You wouldn't need to breath if u don't even have a brain to keep alive, they're talking about how much it's gonna take the body to lose energy and be considered dead
Because he has no brain...
Shout out to the dude who tried all this stuff out for us
Rip him
No, he checked on Google of what would happen..How would he be alive till now?
@@Ravenhehe r/woooooooosh
@@Ravenhehe wooooosh
@@Ravenhehe r/wooooooooooosh
2:50.. so you’re saying, there exists real life voldemorts?!
???
Correction: in the year 2020, it was shown that people can survive without a brain.
I see so you don't have a brain
I don't get it :(
But th-oh. People going out even though there is COVID.
I know people think they can’t get sick, but they eventually end up getting it.
I was thinking about a video when I first saw your comment that I recently watched about a baby being delivered out of a braindead mum, so I was worried. The baby survived but not the mum.
@@frankluck3292 do you live under a rock or something
@@DeliciousHam69 no i live under a roof
“You can live without a nose for 65 years!”
Voldemort: *Laughs in 71 years*
Lmao
@@adwinjoseph3773 Technically ur right
Normal people: 100iq
people who loves voldemort: under -1023 iq
Adventure Time characters: Amateurs.
Omg truee
“No organs”
Michael Afton: Well yes, but actually no.
Yes.
FNAF
organs go brrr
LmAao
your a man of culture as well
Lmaooo
0:01 mario stole your *LIVER*
1:12
Shoutout to the guy that tested all of this for us ✌️😙
You can say that to his grave
Hol' up
😳
ಠ_ಠ
o o
( )
people who survive 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds without organs: welcome to the immortality zone
y e s
People who survive 100% without organs : welcome to organland
My friend is living for 14 years without brain
Underrated
Hahha
I don't get it
Hell nah
Hahaha
The thing is... if you lose any of this you'd still live for the rest of your life
No
@@flamecracken actually, yes
@@StrafeXV if you lose your lungs 🫁 you can't beat
@@KING-ld6fq what
Yes you can live without some organs
But without some other primary organs ,you cant live
I'm 15 and I still give no signs of having a brain
I am 9 on my mom account
@@zimkhithamdekazi612 congrats! You showed your age to the world
@@ongdat92 thx fo the congratulations
@@zimkhithamdekazi612congrats! You didn’t get the joke
@@ongdat92 uhh leave her alone please 😅
0:36
Maaaany people survive way longer than 6 minutes without a brain. Example: Jake Paul
I love you
I think this is average time
You’re a King
Lololol
Thats a smart example tbh
No brain: 6 mins
Idiots who are still alive: "am I joke to you?"
also trump supporters: "am i a joke to you?"
@@rairainebruh8490 why do people always have to bring political stuff into this? Lmao
@@rairainebruh8490 no political here please
@@dimlyl4126 ok
i aint tryna talk abt politics im tryna make a joke 😭😭😭😭 not yall tryna be a smartass ✋🙄
"You can survive 2 days without liver"
The 50-year-old folks here where I live:
"hold my beer"
now im going to tell my teacher that if i was brainless i would be dead
Lol
We can't live for even 5 secs without good internet.
LOL
True
Yes internet is an organ
@tvrhd2021 good joke
I had to live without internet for 15 days before, it was like living in hell
Nose:65 years
Voldmort: makes sense
How my classmates have lived 15 years without brains then?
Amazing, my older sister survived 28 years without braincells
😁
r/whooooosh
@@brofist1096 bruh you need to get r/wooooshed for not realizing this comment is a joke
@@countryland69 I’m know this is a joke
@@brofist1096 ok
doki doki enjoyer
wassup
Imagine if a person was born without bones and they're just a human slimy worm
Lol
Lol
I wouldn’t want to imagine that
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮👾👾👾👾👾
*wiggle wiggle*
No Organs: *lasts 0s*
Micheal Afton: *Am I a joke to you?*
True
Fnaf is awsome
True
@Chandan M Weirdly worded, but correct-
1:26 When the teacher says no buts
"Brains: 6 min"
How can be my sister alive
LOL
Good one lol XD
Check if she is possessed or something
@@ashfaqueali1811 Yeah, i think i will
R/ihadastroke
I didn’t know that tik tok users can live for more than 6 minutes...
Strange...
Isnt it...
HAHAHAHAHAHA IKR BRO
Lmao
lmfao.
fun
0:40 Really? 6 minutes to live without brain? I've met politicians who have no brain for their whole life...
damn bro
you be doin' spittin factz
redpilled
Boris Johnson?
Donald Trump?
Kim Jung Un?
@@royaldiamonds1 Joe Biden
2:36 POV: you don't have tonsils
me: oh well
Wait, you survive 6 minutes with no brain, bro i lived without one my whole life
*Same*
Same
Soy sauce
Does 2+2=5
@@xXCatsRLifeXx yes
Doctor: you have 5 years left to live
Me: take out my stomach
Doctor: Why?
Me: I can last 5 years without it
wait but-
Can't live for 6 minutes without a brain then how am I still alive?
Doctors once thought I had a tumor in my pituitary gland but I didn’t
Thank you for the people that tested this
Oof
WHO TESTED IT
@@heatezd me...and I am comming find you...
I am going to find you
@@-_deploy_- nah lol
Without nose :65 years
Voldemort : am i a joke to you?
You can still breathe with your mouth
haha lol
"sell kidney"
"Get rich"
"Buy another kidney"
@AKR warrior nah more than that.
Stonks
Who are you? So wise in terms of science
My mother doesn’t have a thyroid, hasn’t for a couple years and she is doing fine?
she's probably taking prescribed hormones, im assuming this is survival without assistance
@@gro8085yeah I think she is taking medicine so you’re probably right
6 minutes without brain?
Then how am i 16 years live ?
Nice joke HAHAHA
I was like “what?” For a few seconds but then I realized 😂 LOL
When you've broke someone's heart they still live more than 10 minutes
*relatable*
broke? i mean rips out their heart and break it with hand like Raiden rips out senator armstrong's heart
Without brain: 6 mins
*My teacher says I don't have a brain*
So how I'm alive?
Skills mate
It’s all fun and games until you ask who tested these
And what would happen if you were awake in surgery!
If WiFi was an organ we all will survive for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds
We rely on the internet too much XD
"lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ehhhhh......
Not really
@Pistin Cup r/wooooooooooosh
OMG lol xD
nose: 65 years
voldemort:
This was great
Lol so true
Without WiFi: 0 seconds
Thats why i died
OMFG THATS SO TRUE LOL
Not yet *I HAVE AN OFFLINE GAMES TEHEE*
@@RlOO_ hehe
How my friends and siblings lived 20 years without a brain its awesome
me 18
That’s cool and awesome
Brain: 6 mins
Tiktokers 6 minutes later: Oh I feel like being dead
Underrated comment
@Sunflower plants vs zombies BRUH
@@bombb3500 he uses tik tok
@@eivsleiv368 ok what am I gonna do with that
I'll fix that for you:
Brain: 6 mins
@GD BAMBERT'S LOMB for posting that comment: Oh I feel like being dead
The people at my school can prove this wrong. 13-14 years without a brain. Built different
people who lived 70 years without a brain:
😳
I feel sorry for you
Tiktokers can live without a brain for 10 years
@@elifbozkurt2026 They never had a brain to begin with
@@elifbozkurt2026 Good to know you are 10
The 45th president of the United States has made it past 70 without a brain! That's impressive!
Michael afton: hehe…those are rookie numbers
Fnaf reference
You forgot about the appendix, you can live your entire lifetime without that too
yeah
what about pp?
"No Organs: Survival Time: 0"
Michael Afton: *wait a damn minute-*
FFFT
"Cant survive with no brain"
Me to 90% of humans: ???????
Heeeees right
Bruh technically, u cant survive without brains and the ppl u r talking bout actually have a brain but I wont be dat one nerd who spoils the joke so yeah
@@aadi9764 nerd to nerd, I knew that lol it's a joke :)
@@krietvohra2058 Umm...I was being sarcastic..
@@aadi9764 then make it look like a joke
When you wake up at 12 am to 4am your brain thinks you lost an organ and decrease your lifespan
does your brain actually think because with me it doesnt seem to
Everybody: how do they know this
me: *big brain*
*The whole hospital studying every type of case:*
Video: “Born without a nose”
Me: *VOLDEMORT*
It scares me to think of how scientists know this information...
Most of them are hypothesis, some are real tho, like brain and heart.
vivisection
now i know what organs to sell for my gaming setup!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sell your first kidney that would be helpful to other people and your blood also
😂😂😂
Props to the guys who tested these out
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😳
*girl
@@almiratanguihan405 ill say guy if ya like it or not
2:42 I'm pretty sure voldermort lived longer than 65 years without a nose.
BAHAHAH
ez he's immortal lmao
2:35 Ovaries: 50 years
Every man ever: Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches
0:34 then how my friends live?🤣🤣🤣
There's no human if there's no organs in it
Micheal Afton:Am I a joke to you?
2:45 but voldemort living 500 years without nose lol
💀
😂LOL (spoiler)he was born with a nose and lost it later on, he lived to 70-80
Thank god theses aren’t real world pictures
Wow 4 secs
Plot twist: they are
My sister is living without brain from 18 years
😂😂
hahahaaha
My sister is 18
But how? If you can't survive without a nose, then how can Voldemort live?
BIG BRAIN TIME
HMMMM
fun fact:
torture is not for physical purposes it is for mental purposes
to make the victim think how long it will go and make them go insane
More like a disturbing fact
Wait, aren't we the brain tho?
So a body without a brain is actually no one, and that someone is the brain that's missing...
Thats no true. We are a soul. Without a brain we would be dead, a brain helps us think, its apart of our body, we arent the brain.
@@lovelyzkpop7352 A Soul? What. Am I missing something?
@@lovelyzkpop7352 And you think your soul is more attached to your body than your brain? Because the sheer belief in a soul comes from your brain.
1:14 people can live without a mouth useing a feeding tube
How come Karens survived without a brain?
Edit: I am getting a read that Karens live for 6 minutes
Lmao good one
Lmao good one
Lmao good one
one good Lmao
*ESSENTIAL* *OIL*
If u survive 5 minutes without brain how my cousin is still alive?
Edit:Nvm
haha
This is a meme right?
@@chromasis10 No.
Oh-
hmmm if i can live 65 years without my nose... i will cut it off seconds before dying and bam +65 years
Big bren
Hm. Thank you for The life hack, i will make sure i will share it with others!
And then boom infection
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3160 oh no
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3160 pls don't
Skin = one of the most underrated organs
You can actually survive without skin for 6-7 days if your skined correctly.
@@godslayer3827 I'm concerned...
@@godslayer3827 CORRECTLY???
@@SlickONick what's concerning?
@@bastine2383 yea it has to be done VERY precisely
"Without a brain, humans cannot form the most basic functions like breathing"
"6 mins time"
TF BUT YOU CAN'T BREATH
Someone survived 17 minutes without breathing in water. But they had to take take deep breaths for 3 minutes.
@@Lœthbrok wow pro
lmao ur still concious
Survival time without a skin: 30s
Collosal titan: am I joke to you?
LOL
LOLLLLLLLLL
Started watching AOT from yesterday
lol yes
lol attack on titan reference
I have a uterus, but I cannot give birth due to a tragic accident at 17 years of age. I'm 23 now and still dealing with chronic pain in my hip (which the tendon is torn and unfixable on it's own so I'll need surgery) they put me on opioids instead. But I'm still dealing with the shock and trauma of it all.
Technically, the heart isn’t composed of skeletal muscle, but there are skeletal muscles of the legs that are important for veinous input of blood from the veins of the legs, so it does indirectly affect the heart, it just wouldn’t be immediate.
jokes on you i lived without a brain all these years
Lol 😂
top comment
Jokes on you i actually live without a brain till i was born
No more normal things...........
Japan and anime🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Then how did you know to comment
No organ: _ded in even 0 second_
People in Minecraft: "Yes, but actually no for us"
I don’t get it
@@bofu. minecraft characters dont have organs
@@cbatfan lol yes
ｄｅｄ．
michael afton: yes but actually no
You cant survive even a second without you organs
Michael Afton: Are u sure about that
BAHAHA
LMFAO
A man of culture i see
@@nessunoinporta5095 a women u mean
YASSSSS
I searched the longest video on UA-cam and got this-
same
I searched the shortest video on UA-cam lol
Same
sameeeeeee
@@speedykittydragon1490 sAmE