[HOI4] Switzerland in a Nutshell

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  • @chooyongming110
    @chooyongming110 7 років тому +2560

    Switzerland: I do not give a f**k about what is going on, just leave me alone and I will not freeze your bank accounts.
    Europe: Ok.

    • @LuisBrito-ly1ko
      @LuisBrito-ly1ko 5 років тому +95

      Choo Yong Ming
      Napoleon: I don’t give a Flying Feather about that *Invades Switzerland*

    • @slavskeleton1503
      @slavskeleton1503 5 років тому +8

      I gave 1 like so it would be 666

    • @orangejoose3
      @orangejoose3 5 років тому +4

      That’s us!
      Edit: by that I mean I live there and I’m kinda half swiss sooo

    • @LeonidVasily
      @LeonidVasily 5 років тому +11

      every countrys greatest nightmare is losing money

    • @bohemianbum6082
      @bohemianbum6082 5 років тому

      Tbh I’m like Switzerland in every situation

  • @Nitrousoxidification
    @Nitrousoxidification 7 років тому +5759

    I'll never understand how a country who's flag is a positive symbol is just so God damn neutral.

    • @dango6266
      @dango6266 7 років тому +136

      ha.

    • @joew.3354
      @joew.3354 7 років тому +242

      Math jokes.

    • @unpopularopinionguy8480
      @unpopularopinionguy8480 7 років тому +362

      Joe D. Pooly
      Its actually a physics joke.

    • @jocomol6796
      @jocomol6796 7 років тому +293

      Because we dont make war, we dont lose lives thats good, so a plus

    • @RKidd-ex3rh
      @RKidd-ex3rh 7 років тому +138

      They also have the only square shaped flag in the world........Haha!! Geometry!!!!

  • @Michael-sl5qx
    @Michael-sl5qx 7 років тому +3880

    Switzerland: Masters of the "I don't give a f**k" club

  • @toxicgamer6038
    @toxicgamer6038 7 років тому +1526

    France:-says nothing just died
    Britain:RETREAT!!
    Switzerland:-walks in the middle of everything

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn 7 років тому +60

      Britain: "To the vassals of Australia, New Zealand, India, and Canada we go!"
      France:
      Romania:"Please... lend lease...."
      Switzerland: "Damn, i'm short $15... wonder when I can pay poland back..."

    • @dragutintheslav-veliki790
      @dragutintheslav-veliki790 7 років тому +33

      Switzerland: the only country to walk into everything and yet get away with it

    • @Loser177
      @Loser177 5 років тому +1

      World war 2

  • @Hetepi16
    @Hetepi16 7 років тому +4009

    For europe it's war for Switzerland it's just Friday...

  • @bullmoosevelt4495
    @bullmoosevelt4495 7 років тому +3796

    lol France just dead on the ground for a split second.

    • @sergentsaucisse8290
      @sergentsaucisse8290 7 років тому +274

      Anthony Derderian running britain at the speed of light was hilarious

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 7 років тому +69

      UK and France made me die of laughter

    • @pykamirulol
      @pykamirulol 7 років тому +21

      TheFrenchCake Dunkirk essentially

    • @Hodoss
      @Hodoss 6 років тому +67

      An accurate depiction of WWII for a change: UK running away, leaving France to die.

    • @straightleft2225
      @straightleft2225 6 років тому

      yea dat really got me

  • @xtxownage
    @xtxownage 6 років тому +2680

    "Hey Switzerland!, I'm gonna invade you!"
    Said no one ever.

    • @minorityman6672
      @minorityman6672 6 років тому +161

      does napoleon count

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 6 років тому +53

      Ever heard about Unternehmen Tannenbaum?

    • @kanal2123a
      @kanal2123a 6 років тому +23

      @@hamishfatcat3385 You don't want to be bank owner and fight with whole world, that way they can take your bank if you lose

    • @flufffiighttheneko7284
      @flufffiighttheneko7284 5 років тому +23

      edward chaffey it's an unspoken rule to never touch Switzerland cuz it's like killing a sheep for no reason like srsly lol

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 5 років тому +7

      Because the fricking mountain.....

  • @nestorgorospe1895
    @nestorgorospe1895 5 років тому +659

    *When everyone remembers Switzerland being neutral but nobody remembers Sweden being neutral on both world wars*
    *_SAD SWEDISH NOISES_*

    • @pops7249
      @pops7249 4 роки тому +4

      really?

    • @mashedinc.3037
      @mashedinc.3037 4 роки тому +68

      when everyone remembers sweden being nuetral during the world wars but then we remember the great northern war so thats why we remember switzerland
      *sad nestor gorospe noises*

    • @stoastla9751
      @stoastla9751 4 роки тому +16

      I heard switzerland was neutral over 200 Years ago. (sorry for my bad English)

    • @mashedinc.3037
      @mashedinc.3037 4 роки тому +10

      @@stoastla9751 lol thats perfect english

    • @Redbull_Ger_Dig_Vingar
      @Redbull_Ger_Dig_Vingar 4 роки тому +20

      @Mateusz Wilk No we traded steel with them otherwise they would have declared war on us make us join the war but we wanted to be neutral so that is why we traded with them idiot get your facts right.

  • @patrickthomas8101
    @patrickthomas8101 7 років тому +2342

    the three European Country's that always stay Neutral Switzerland, Sweden and Portugal

    • @giorgosa4340
      @giorgosa4340 7 років тому +452

      Portugal was in WW1

    • @MacCoalieCoalson
      @MacCoalieCoalson 7 років тому +31

      Patrick Thomas "European" > "Portugal" *insert hyper think emoji*

    • @acaperic359
      @acaperic359 7 років тому +45

      Stale Meme ???

    • @starguy321
      @starguy321 7 років тому +37

      Spain is always neutral

    • @aperson4293
      @aperson4293 7 років тому +53

      resqwec spain was in ww2! And in im pretty sure they were in ww1 too

  • @Kevineitor199
    @Kevineitor199 7 років тому +1297

    this just show how an slow zombies apocallypse is imposible

    • @dango6266
      @dango6266 7 років тому +6

      Kevineitor199 yep.

    • @flamingblade5271
      @flamingblade5271 7 років тому +213

      ye you only kill the idiots who don't expect a thing, then everyone else just be like "lol ok then man" and walk past
      massive mob of them? just go down the other street lol

    • @Kevineitor199
      @Kevineitor199 7 років тому +7

      ikr?

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 7 років тому +116

      For a zombie apocalypse to work, each zombie must infect 1 or more people before it's taken out, and the first few must infect like there is no tomorrow.

    • @Kevineitor199
      @Kevineitor199 7 років тому +15

      Tylerian Pineapple i know like "o that men bited that other men, ouch he bited me, and he bited someone else....

  • @supremecommandergiladpella8549
    @supremecommandergiladpella8549 7 років тому +3003

    fun fact, last time Switzerland went to war they sent 170 men and they came back with 171 men because they made a friend
    edit: ok so i forgot to edit this earlier since i forgot about it
    it was actually Liechtenstein, and they sent 80 men.
    the story is still true about them making a friend though.
    since this was made 2 years ago i have now clue how i came up with 170

    • @austinbowles7500
      @austinbowles7500 7 років тому +173

      what how?

    • @bernardosales1044
      @bernardosales1044 7 років тому +664

      Austin Bowles Their division got an italian friend and he decided to come back with them to switzerland

    • @tubbeyt
      @tubbeyt 6 років тому +600

      Im pretty sure thats Liechtenstein and not Switzerland

    • @alcaulique8358
      @alcaulique8358 6 років тому +494

      Tjappe and Mook Mells are right. It's the Liechtenstein who came back with 81 men instead of 80 after their "engagment" during the Austro-Prussian War in the XIXth century. The 170 men from Switzerland is a military unit of the Swiss Armed Forced that got lost during an exercice and crossed the border with Liechtenstein. Once they realised their mistake they went back to Switzerland and official apolongies where offered!

    • @nietname2468
      @nietname2468 6 років тому +213

      Al Caulique actually that wasn't the first such incident,
      We have:
      Invaded Liechtenstein 3 times accidentally.
      Shelled them one time with artillery and burnt down some stuff.
      However because we are basically the protection power of them and Run a milita army that needs constant excercise they are chill about it.
      Also makes for fun jokes.

  • @LegoLiam1803
    @LegoLiam1803 7 років тому +516

    To this day if you look at maps of controlled territories of WW2 the only white one you see in Europe is Switzerland
    Edit: And Portugal, Spain, Andorra, Ireland, Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City, Iceland, Liechtenstein, and Sweden.

    • @alfredashford5924
      @alfredashford5924 7 років тому +46

      A fish surrounded by sharks.

    • @extra2345
      @extra2345 7 років тому +19

      LegoLiam1803 Sweden,Spain and Portugal?

    • @LegoLiam1803
      @LegoLiam1803 7 років тому +9

      Rabbi Shekelberg we'll let's say you look up the maps of WW2 then it's today you see them so to this day Switzerland stays nutureal

    • @LegoLiam1803
      @LegoLiam1803 7 років тому +1

      unless if you had a time machine, but to this day its still the same as in WW2

    • @Redbull_Ger_Dig_Vingar
      @Redbull_Ger_Dig_Vingar 4 роки тому

      @@LegoLiam1803 Are you completly stupid? What about Spain,Sweden,Porugal,Ireland, Turkey and more countries from asia europe south america and central america

  • @mhmmm9615
    @mhmmm9615 7 років тому +246

    I like how Romania is the beggar zombie xDDD accurate af. Im triggerd .. just a bit but i laughed way too hard

    • @bencelaczko9123
      @bencelaczko9123 7 років тому +6

      No, it's realistic ;)

    • @mhmmm9615
      @mhmmm9615 7 років тому +10

      Understandable, have a nice day .

    • @bencelaczko9123
      @bencelaczko9123 7 років тому +2

      Although, I can say that I wasn't the one who started this argument, I hope you will not continue it either. I didn't call you a stupid gypsy, and remind you of your past, so we both better shut our mouths up.

    • @Aecrim1
      @Aecrim1 6 років тому

      "realistic" Kissing the italians' and germans' ass for nothern Transylvania sounds fine no? Go back to Steppe plains. It's your nation's natural location. Good luck

    • @osamabinladen2018
      @osamabinladen2018 6 років тому

      Lol same

  • @thegrass7199
    @thegrass7199 7 років тому +195

    While the world is on fire Switzerland is like "This is fine."

  • @opera5052
    @opera5052 7 років тому +350

    Switzerland, proudly neutral since 1648

    • @hannibalbarkas5110
      @hannibalbarkas5110 7 років тому +15

      Masta101
      Neutral? yes.
      Not Involved in a war? No.
      We had some wars since then and nearly won every war.

    • @ariald869
      @ariald869 7 років тому +1

      that doesnt make sense

    • @notyourdad361
      @notyourdad361 6 років тому +10

      They are lucky geographicaly

    • @nietname2468
      @nietname2468 6 років тому +10

      David Dikopf technically the old confederation was neutral since then as a whole.
      Factually blame Napoléon for breaking that and then the turn torwards federal government came which declared once again to be neutral.

    • @sebastianneff1004
      @sebastianneff1004 6 років тому +3

      Historically since 1515 but we were forced by the french to send some of our Men to war for Napoleon. And since they were under the control of a French(Napoleon) it doesn't really count as being in that war.

  • @et3747
    @et3747 7 років тому +664

    God Tier Meme

    • @amaevingketchup
      @amaevingketchup 6 років тому +2

      You say this to every HOI4 meme

    • @mcveigh1579
      @mcveigh1579 6 років тому +2

      And you're everywhere on drew durnil

  • @potato_mash121
    @potato_mash121 7 років тому +398

    :D as a swiss i like that one XD

    • @jocomol6796
      @jocomol6796 7 років тому +7

      Spectre grüezi :)

    • @chrispetersonbacon2693
      @chrispetersonbacon2693 7 років тому +1

      No im a true swiss

    • @bryanellis3125
      @bryanellis3125 7 років тому +5

      Spectre france: PLEASE SWITZERLAND HELP!
      Switzerland: nah.... effort.
      France: Ireland??
      Ireland: nope, couldn't be arsed. Soz

    • @captaincornflakes6384
      @captaincornflakes6384 7 років тому +2

      Shouldn't you be undecided?

    • @OWnIshiiTrolling
      @OWnIshiiTrolling 6 років тому +8

      As a Swiss, I find this to be immensely offensive.
      Our flag is square. That man is not a ship, so slap the proper flag on him.

  • @komradematt8025
    @komradematt8025 7 років тому +113

    cant stop laughing loved how the UK just bolts past and france is laying dead

  • @SCP-hu8hm
    @SCP-hu8hm 5 років тому +188

    Fun fact: Switzerland has lined most of its major roads, tunnels, bridges, and even hills with explosive and they will detonate in the case of a foreign invasion
    Foreign soldier: *accidentally trips and falls over boarder*
    Swiss population: *sweating profusely*

    • @Sh4d891
      @Sh4d891 5 років тому +13

      Yes we build our houses
      So in case we get invaded that we can defend too

    • @con5577
      @con5577 4 роки тому +9

      Fun fact: All explosives have been removed by now.

    • @jojo2ljc
      @jojo2ljc 4 роки тому +1

      exsuse me but that's useless nobody invades the swiss!

    • @swiss3624
      @swiss3624 4 роки тому +1

      i dieing

    • @that1matze
      @that1matze 4 роки тому +1

      In 2014 they dismantled all the explosives

  • @ConFlakesStrategy
    @ConFlakesStrategy 7 років тому +727

    god damn it +the Mann you beat me too Shawn of the dead '_'

    • @TheMann_YT
      @TheMann_YT  7 років тому +10

      You did a meme already with Shawn of the Dead before me, so...

    • @TheMann_YT
      @TheMann_YT  7 років тому +10

      Btw, love your videos

    • @Seymorebuttz
      @Seymorebuttz 7 років тому +1

      ConFlakes Strategy it is a good zombie movie

    • @Seymorebuttz
      @Seymorebuttz 7 років тому +1

      ConFlakes Strategy same two main characters from hot fuzz

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824 6 років тому +64

    Switzerland: I have *Airpods* on.
    Other:At war

  • @wilsonfamily1513
    @wilsonfamily1513 5 років тому +40

    The internet “Switzerland shouldn’t have been neutral”
    Alternate universe where Switzerland joins the central powers and the axis powers
    The internet “you weren’t supposed to do that

  • @harryharyadi449
    @harryharyadi449 7 років тому +328

    happend to me today because switzerland is in the allies and uk declared war on soviet states of norway (i was socialist germang in the berlin-moscow axis and norway was also in) i joined the war and swiss got half of my land XD

    • @XsimD
      @XsimD 7 років тому +41

      Harry Haryadi i guess they wanted more than just your gold

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 7 років тому

      sukurin

    • @XsimD
      @XsimD 7 років тому

      Dzulfiqar Bagas Tito you know no one understands you, right?

    • @xoxoRS97
      @xoxoRS97 7 років тому +3

      Then how did that video happen to you? Switzerland literally ignores everything and just did its thing. In your case, they fought a war with you.

    • @harryharyadi449
      @harryharyadi449 7 років тому +1

      the last part switzerland walking is like him taking half of it by walking because all of my divisions were at france and soviet union XD

  • @isaakcarrillo4861
    @isaakcarrillo4861 5 років тому +30

    Switzerland: That's it *Mountain opens up and a giant laser cannon appears* you're gonna wish we stayed neutral

  • @expendable1015
    @expendable1015 7 років тому +41

    2:00 with Romania it should have been "got any spare factories man"

  • @randomnationalist6575
    @randomnationalist6575 7 років тому +396

    lol why is there the Polish Anthem playing in the background at 1:00?

    • @CWig_99
      @CWig_99 7 років тому +179

      Random Craft he was asking for Poland at the counter so it must be polands shop

    • @pizzatime4700
      @pizzatime4700 7 років тому +9

      Random Nationalist it’s there shop

    • @someguy7374
      @someguy7374 7 років тому +8

      S.C. Mapping/Games
      Trying to buy Jews out of Brinkenau death camp?

    • @Guminbear
      @Guminbear 6 років тому +8

      @Federico Marcia You can find it on youtube. It's called "Hymn Polski - Najstarsze zachowane nagranie".

    • @kajetus0688
      @kajetus0688 6 років тому +5

      Polan wil newer atak Szwajcaria bicos they are good guys

  • @Jefferson5020
    @Jefferson5020 7 років тому +51

    It would be funny if Switzerland just walked through a battlefield minding its own business

  • @nicko6201
    @nicko6201 5 років тому +21

    Europe: *6 years of war*
    Switzerland: *eats popcorn*

    • @LuisBrito-ly1ko
      @LuisBrito-ly1ko 5 років тому

      MatrixGamesPL
      More like:
      *Eats popcorn but suddenly gets bombed in Schaffausen*

  • @red-gi6hx
    @red-gi6hx 5 років тому +56

    France: WE NEED BACK UP! AXIS IS TOO STRONG, THEY'RE GOING TO OVERTHROW US--
    UK: FRANCE?!? FRANCE! DAMN IT WE LOST HIS SIGNAL!
    Great Britain: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
    USA: Alright, time to start Operation Overlord!
    Soviet Union: I'm coming!
    Switzerland: Time to get some *b e a n s*

  • @theshin_5229
    @theshin_5229 6 років тому +16

    Switzerland is just in Spectator mode.

  • @MrKuba99999
    @MrKuba99999 7 років тому +135

    Lol Polish National Anthem ty 0:59 but idk why its with Soviets but k

    • @AaronLp9
      @AaronLp9 7 років тому +45

      Kuba Pierzkowski I think it's the shop of Poland, because he calls Poland twice. So it maybe could symbolize the the splitting of Polish Land by the German Empire and USSR.

    • @MrKuba99999
      @MrKuba99999 7 років тому +2

      Aaron Lack maybe

    • @valrossenOliver
      @valrossenOliver 7 років тому +3

      It's polish shop but the fridge is Soviet Union.

    • @amanthatcantfly5125
      @amanthatcantfly5125 6 років тому +1

      Aaron Lack German Reich*

    • @diamondsofdoom853
      @diamondsofdoom853 5 років тому

      @@amanthatcantfly5125 bud Reich is German for empire.

  • @dotch8774
    @dotch8774 7 років тому +48

    Great Britain and France in this, short, accurate, and hilarious.

  • @hattersgonahate4417
    @hattersgonahate4417 5 років тому +17

    Switzerland: every country in europe is stupid except me

  • @galbert117
    @galbert117 7 років тому +82

    I've always wondered, what happened to the guy that ran past him?

    • @sadfern0
      @sadfern0 7 років тому +1

      probs ded

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn 7 років тому +12

      Canada and India

    • @Nezel47
      @Nezel47 7 років тому +4

      Oh, the U.K dude died due to the powerah of memes

    • @arandomguy8771
      @arandomguy8771 7 років тому +9

      DrakeMarvell he got in a car (convoy) and drove (sailed) to the Britain 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @robertmcveigh1572
      @robertmcveigh1572 6 років тому

      DrakeMarvell got bailed by the yank😂😂

  • @vinny7265
    @vinny7265 4 роки тому +5

    Switzerland in a phrase
    "You can't defeat me because i never declared war"

  • @lazlowhun8276
    @lazlowhun8276 7 років тому +106

    I love how he tought that Romania (at the end for those who didn't know) is a homeless beggar.

    • @segarcea4106
      @segarcea4106 7 років тому +45

      I love how there's always a Hungarian pointing out those moments

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 7 років тому +5

      I know, it's funny to see how desperate for attention some people are, nu-i asa?

    • @UnchiuBaros
      @UnchiuBaros 6 років тому

      And that's not even romania idiot it must be but tue flag isn't

    • @moncalamaristarwarsfacts278
      @moncalamaristarwarsfacts278 5 років тому

      USSR Gaming. It’s Legionary Romania’s flag, I believe.

    • @UnchiuBaros
      @UnchiuBaros 5 років тому

      @@moncalamaristarwarsfacts278 yes but its false

  • @JasontheFolf
    @JasontheFolf 5 років тому +6

    Britain: *Running for their life*
    Switzerland: *Doesn't care*

  • @chaywen9240
    @chaywen9240 7 років тому +11

    I saw the thumbnail and knew exactly what was going to happen

  • @Mp-rg6tg
    @Mp-rg6tg 5 років тому +8

    One time when I was playing Switzerland joined the allies

  • @iiKrazyKat
    @iiKrazyKat 7 років тому +16

    YOUR CHANNEL IS BLOWING UP MY GOD

  • @Theodor1354
    @Theodor1354 4 роки тому +6

    When you remember that sweden has been neutral 1 year longer than switzerland
    Sad swedish Noises
    🇸🇪

  • @SolelyACasualRambler
    @SolelyACasualRambler 7 років тому +6

    award winners for the "i don't give 2 shakes of a fuck"
    1st place: switzerland

  • @simongreenaway3984
    @simongreenaway3984 7 років тому +39

    Switzerland sells cheap yet tasty chocolates that's why they don't invade the Swiss.

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 7 років тому +7

      Toblerone is great chocolate :D

    • @swampslvt7738
      @swampslvt7738 6 років тому +8

      Simon Greenaway our cheese is great too, just like our Watches ;)

    • @Hey-py2hb
      @Hey-py2hb 6 років тому +2

      Simon Greenaway Cheap chocolate 0-0

    • @gcamachom1805
      @gcamachom1805 6 років тому +2

      *_it all makes sense now_*

    • @rbzuuka7948
      @rbzuuka7948 6 років тому

      is it chocolate made outta GORLD?

  • @Excepticus
    @Excepticus 5 років тому +1

    You attack switzerland. Allies:What the fuck you are our enemy! You kill all allies. Switzerland: *Doesnt React*

  • @sc18594
    @sc18594 7 років тому +44

    Diet coke is just fucking gross.

    • @Disturbance42
      @Disturbance42 7 років тому +2

      And worse for you than regular shit.

    • @abuhajaar681
      @abuhajaar681 7 років тому

      It's because in US it ain't allowed the shit UK has in it it tastes so nice in UK but in US it tastes just utter shit. Same as Mountain Dew but the ingredients aren't allowed in UK.

    • @pokemongineer2748
      @pokemongineer2748 7 років тому +1

      I actually like diet coke more because of the taste IMO. Plz no hate.

    • @Disturbance42
      @Disturbance42 7 років тому +1

      Diet Coke has worse taste than regular coke though...

    • @noocone7051
      @noocone7051 7 років тому +2

      Yeah... FUCK DIET COKE !!

  • @Tsirkon
    @Tsirkon 4 роки тому +3

    Switzerland: *That was a nice show*

  • @rupprechtZ
    @rupprechtZ 5 років тому +5

    2:03Romania have a cinversation with Switzerland

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 7 років тому +13

    When ww3 happens, I know where I’m moving

    • @Sh4d891
      @Sh4d891 5 років тому

      U come here in Switzerland and u will learn our language and start to work, believe u will love it here

    • @ab-gp7wr
      @ab-gp7wr 5 років тому

      Our come to Sweden

    • @KatherineFtw
      @KatherineFtw 4 роки тому

      @@Sh4d891
      >Moving to Switzerland.
      ua-cam.com/video/VzX5Lc2OFEE/v-deo.html

  • @jahianasan3062
    @jahianasan3062 5 років тому +6

    When Switzerland passes France
    Me:STOP Pls help him

  • @FactualPine3
    @FactualPine3 5 років тому +8

    For all. I'm swiss and i'm ok To says:
    1nd "yes we Got the gold". But just political know that.
    2nd "everybody lives with fear To be invaded". No jokes! We have made mobilisation and all troops was in border. For population we has fear To be bombarbed with the Luftwaffe, the US Air force, the royal air force, etc... we have fight very much in Air. On the begin of the war. We intercept german fighter and on 1943 To 1944 we intercept royal air force bomber. On 1944-1945. American bomb 3 city (schaffouse, Zurich, Basel).(USA aim industry, rail, city, etc... like in germany) But we are neutral! The file was close on 1945 because that's considered like a act on declaration To war against swiss. And Swiss and Allies dont want war. For that, political make the hypothese that's a accident and the file was close.
    Ìn swiss we see the war too.
    For anybody make comment To my bad english. In switzerland we have 4 nationals languages. That's a little difficult To know new languages.

  • @Tottleminerftw
    @Tottleminerftw 7 років тому +14

    (Switzerland when a nuclear war breaks out) "what was that noise"

    • @Tyrac235
      @Tyrac235 6 років тому

      Daniel Heywood A nuclear war would effect Switzerland because its called atmospheres n stuff

    • @robertmcveigh1572
      @robertmcveigh1572 6 років тому +4

      Daniel Heywood Switzerland: damn crazy kids and their guns and shit

    • @kanal2123a
      @kanal2123a 6 років тому

      @@marlonmerz9850 If I am not wrong capacity will reach as much as 240% when new nuclear shelter program is finished? I am not swiss I saw this info on internet so it probably isn't true :/?

    • @wuffiousmaximus4808
      @wuffiousmaximus4808 3 роки тому

      “Must have been the wind.”

  • @qu3-cavano
    @qu3-cavano 3 роки тому +1

    Europe: *major war happens for the 34617th time*
    Switzerland: Another day, another bag of popcorn.

  • @kingslayer2981
    @kingslayer2981 6 років тому +4

    When I played for the USSR several times, Germany attacked Switzerland in my country. And these guys are a toughie. The Germans lost 2 million щтдн only there. And the war with them and with France was delayed to one and a half years maximum if I did not interfere. The bottom line: All of Europe is a socialist country. The USSR flourishes without terrible losses. Switzerland is a miracle.

  • @dachshundyt9085
    @dachshundyt9085 6 років тому +1

    2:01 i love how that zombie right there is like "wtf why isent this guy running from me?!"

  • @c_srb704
    @c_srb704 6 років тому +5

    Did you guys know last time switzerland was in a war with napoleonic France nd that was maybe like 200 years

  • @erikaitsumi2633
    @erikaitsumi2633 5 років тому +2

    Fun fact- Music in the shop was polish national anthem (Mazurek Dąbrowskiego) !

  • @chip599XX_VGRLeader
    @chip599XX_VGRLeader 5 років тому +7

    Every thing is Switzerland
    Swiss Airlines
    Swiss Chocolates
    Alps
    Mercy from Overwatch
    Swiss Army Knife
    Cuckoo Clock
    Cheese Fondue Set
    Swiss Made Watches
    Heidi Books
    Music Boxes
    Mondaine
    Railway Clock

  • @themysteryfox98
    @themysteryfox98 5 років тому

    Europe:*at war*
    Switzerland:Your gamemode has been updated to spectator mode

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 7 років тому +12

    But Switzerland's flag is a square, not a rectangle D:

  • @SemoventeDa
    @SemoventeDa 5 років тому +1

    2:02 to 2:06
    Legionary Romania:Hey man I need help or monarchy will come back!
    Switzerland:No, thanks.

    • @cosmarulanarhistilor2485
      @cosmarulanarhistilor2485 5 років тому

      Cacciacarri Italiano 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tatahw4553
    @tatahw4553 5 років тому +5

    Did you know: Switzerland decide to be Neutral in WWI and WWII.

    • @Sh4d891
      @Sh4d891 5 років тому +1

      We were a hospital for French and German soldiers in ww1

    • @thjalfi4606
      @thjalfi4606 4 роки тому

      Yes

  • @MrBongo-pe9zb
    @MrBongo-pe9zb 5 років тому

    Switzerland: *Slowly walking to the shop*
    UK:Fast as hecc boi

  • @redcoatgaming4141
    @redcoatgaming4141 7 років тому +8

    I played a hearts of iron game where everyone declared war on austria. austria's crime declaring war on italy to help ethopia.
    so I was wondering what is the most random thing to happen in your hearts of iron game?

    • @CRAZY42448
      @CRAZY42448 7 років тому +2

      Yorkshire Longbowman play as britan
      relaese palastien
      palastine becomes israel
      israel declears war on egypt
      egypt calls for help
      me be helping
      now israel is controlling the british raj
      well f@/k

    • @redcoatgaming4141
      @redcoatgaming4141 7 років тому +1

      ha an israeli empire

    • @When_did_they_add_handles
      @When_did_they_add_handles 7 років тому +1

      avi B, did you look at your screen and say "The Jews did this"?

    • @CRAZY42448
      @CRAZY42448 7 років тому

      Uncle Sam i just sat there saying to myself: did i just make an israeli empire as a jew or as fachist britan?
      i have a life crisis

    • @newYoshtown
      @newYoshtown 6 років тому

      Redcoat Gaming all within 1944 Australia eats the entire North America for breakfast,Venezuela destroys all of Italy,Spanish pennenusla and Africa,Shanxi destroys all of Southeast Asia and the rest of America and the soviets declares war on Switzerland which made the Swiss insane and they marched to Berlin in 2 months and reach Moscow in 3 more months,then they went on to annex all of Europe except for the British isles,all of Middle East and India,also the uk didn’t give any shits and did nothing

  • @bargainbin6162
    @bargainbin6162 7 років тому +1

    0:38
    Britain:RUNNING
    The world:You can't runaway from responsibilities!

  • @manuelalba5160
    @manuelalba5160 5 років тому +3

    Also, *Where is Liechtenstein And His Plan To Restore The Holy Roman Empire* ?

  • @polakko2361
    @polakko2361 5 років тому +1

    I love that when he goes to poland and Marsz Dąbrowski is playing

  • @Bobbyit1
    @Bobbyit1 7 років тому +6

    Hm... Well that's why I am great at giving 0 shits, I'm part Swiss...

    • @Tyrac235
      @Tyrac235 6 років тому

      Bobbyit1 Gaming my patience is about 1 year then it starts ticking down to The point where *you will fucking get executed for how obnoxious you have been for the last 12 months* my execution is
      A. Fight them
      B. Be the most cruel interrogator ever and make their jaws drop
      Or C. Force them to work

  • @nono7947
    @nono7947 7 років тому +2

    The fact that this is pretty accurate is so funny

  • @bleek1566
    @bleek1566 7 років тому +4

    me in every zombie/nazi related conflict

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange 6 років тому

    This is an accurate re-enactment of every trip to the shops with my MP3 player.

  • @zefirek5904
    @zefirek5904 7 років тому +3

    holy moly even polish anthem xd

  • @BaggyMcPiper
    @BaggyMcPiper 7 років тому +1

    The vast majority of these Paradox "in a nutshell" videos make no sense and are just random clips with flags thrown on top, but this fit in perfectly and was absolutely hilarious.

    • @deci2723
      @deci2723 6 років тому

      becouse HoI on non-historical is just a bunch of random wars without any sense

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy 7 років тому +3

    fucking britan sprinting past XDDDD

  • @championred0
    @championred0 4 роки тому

    I don’t even play this game or watch anybody who does. These videos just appeared in my recommended and I haven’t stopped watching since.

  • @domingoarandaruiz
    @domingoarandaruiz 7 років тому +8

    Which film is this one?

    • @DariViol
      @DariViol 7 років тому +1

      Domingo Aranda Ruiz Shaun Of The Dead ( or something like that I think. )

  • @niimitz8624
    @niimitz8624 5 років тому

    I love the the way the UK is just still running around the place

  • @jamesriba802
    @jamesriba802 7 років тому +4

    Funny to see this cuz i'm swiss 😂😂

  • @Mudkillers0
    @Mudkillers0 4 роки тому

    2:02 "no I dont got any change" I'm f ing dying xD

  • @tommurphy5503
    @tommurphy5503 7 років тому +31

    You should start vlogging

  • @dragonfang3408
    @dragonfang3408 4 роки тому +1

    Where do you find these clips?
    Also, great job on this! It’s so accurate!

  • @xenomorphdrone4815
    @xenomorphdrone4815 5 років тому +1

    I like that France was looking down into the sewers.
    How I interpret that is that France was not winning in the war at that point. They were looking "down".

  • @ItzBIULD
    @ItzBIULD 2 роки тому

    My guy goes shopping during the apocalypse and even pays for his food. What a guy.

  • @tummywubs5071
    @tummywubs5071 7 років тому +2

    I love how the uk is just running for its life.

  • @expendable1015
    @expendable1015 7 років тому +1

    "I only got 15 Infantry Equipment"
    "I don't got any Equipment I gave it all to Poland"

  • @skybluecus7731
    @skybluecus7731 4 роки тому +2

    There is a reason behind there neutrality . Actually they have the most elite infantry when they are not neutral in 16th century . Whoever is having more swiss merchant than others they the winners , so never ever underestimate them , they are like an sleeping gaints in alps

  • @siara4407
    @siara4407 4 роки тому +1

    0:56 This is Mazurek Dąbrowski ?

  • @fish4684
    @fish4684 5 років тому

    Nobody:
    Switzerland: *I have seen things that I can’t unsee*

  • @YangSing1
    @YangSing1 7 років тому

    what do you use to make these

  • @woodywas4549
    @woodywas4549 4 роки тому +2

    Wait, why do I hear Polish athemn in the Grocery Shop? I wonder if... *gasp* Poland Sells Ice Cream In The Middle Of War?

  • @manuelalba5160
    @manuelalba5160 5 років тому

    0:09 Music: Horst Wessel Lied.
    Fun Fact: While The Spanish Dictatorship,There Was A Channel Named "No-Do" Which Used The Start Of This Song As Main Intro.

  • @rickqueem2463
    @rickqueem2463 4 роки тому

    WW1 and WW2
    Switzerland: This is Fine....

  • @DeuxExNoir
    @DeuxExNoir 5 років тому +1

    NATO: Even in nuclear war, neutral countries are not to be harmed.
    Switzerland: That not a challenge! That's Tuesdays!

  • @arisu4146
    @arisu4146 5 років тому

    Europe: *Does a WW2*
    Swiss: what a beautiful day

  • @undercoverx9921
    @undercoverx9921 5 років тому +2

    Switzerland is so neutral, that it manage to avoid German attacks

  • @Komotau4691
    @Komotau4691 3 роки тому +1

    This is not just HOI,this is historically accurate :D

  • @tigerboi8833
    @tigerboi8833 3 роки тому

    how to avoid ww2:
    1. the swiss tactic: stay neutral af and save up a shit ton of money
    2. cameraman: be the cameraman

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 5 років тому

    Switzerland is smart for knowing to stay out of wars that they can’t handle.

  • @endeavour5612
    @endeavour5612 7 років тому

    Omg this is actually so true! :D Also Shaun of the Dead was one of my fave movies when I was younger. Which is scary considering I was like 4 when it came out.

  • @skydragon5555
    @skydragon5555 7 років тому

    To the person that make the bid, to solve the problem you had with the Nazi flag in the zombie in the image editor you can right click it and set it to be the same as the output, that way it gets a little changed but let's you put all throughout the image.

  • @jejh600
    @jejh600 4 роки тому +1

    Everyone in the comments be like *”switzerland is so neutral they haven’t been at war for over 200 years”*
    While Sweden is the country that has not been at war longer than anyone else