Wheatley convinces me to jump into the pit.
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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Wheatley convinces me to jump into the pit.
Also, this is the Pit Boss achievement.
Lead-out music: The Friendly Faith Plate (Portal 2: Songs to Test By)
It’s like he’s reading out the top Google search results for “what do women like?”
escape elevators are a women's only joy
Lol
@@tau-5794 uhhh
I don’t think *They* programmed you for that
@@tau-5794 As a women who is stuck in your basement, I beg, please let me out, you said there would be an escape elevator down here
"you really do have brain damage, don't you" Is such a good line
I’d have dain bramage too if I slept for 50,000 years give or take.
Was there ever any doubt?
Wheatley when Chell doesn’t come back: “And I took that personally”
UwU
The excessively long monologues for stalling at certain parts of the game is my favorite joke in Portal
Hm
@@tormentor-Z
Hmm?
@@Dr_mafario hm?
@@tormentor-Z hm...?
Rick for the win!!
Wheatley: and is that... portal 3!
Me: *Jumps Immediately*
Murv, yes, it just restarts you at the pillar where you put conversion gel to leave
No, it’s “3-portal”, not “Portal 3”
@@fairnut6418 Ill take my chances
@@fairnut6418 and above you we can all see the joke, flying overhead
@@Photom101 It took him 2 years to get the joke, wrongly, but he did get it.
benefits of jumping in pit:
- parents
- escape elevator
- France jumpsuit
- tailor (for emergencies)
- handbag
- T H R E E Portal Device
- yacht
- boys (hunky, potential bf)
- BOYBAND!?!? (non-picky)
- a farm with ponies
the small single con:
death
I'll take your entire stock!
Keheheh
long fall boots tho
@@aoni8254 omg, yes i forgot ...
@@aoni8254 but its a bottomless pit :|
An escape elevator, jumpsuit, tailor, 3 portal device, handbag, parents, boys, boy band that haven't seen a woman in years and a pony farm? What a sale
The community made announced a new mod, WITH A 3 PORTAL DEVICE
Don't forget the yacht
Throw in a switch with 4 games and I'm in .
...
Don't tell them the escape elevator is a fake, the 3 portal device, handbag, yacht, farm and jumpsuit are destroyed, and the parents, the boy band, and everyone else is already dead (including the ponies.)
Count me in!
plot twist: wheatley wasn’t lying
I mean technically she wouldn't die, right?
@@noireanimations i mean yeah the pit isn't bottomless
@@themechbuilder6171 She has long fall boots
@@noireanimations well the facility is about to explode in like 10 minutes so shed either be crushed by the collapsing facility or be trapped down there forever
@@benivinson3693 But the jump itself wouldn've killed her
I just realised "and if it's a bit baggy we've got a tailor down there as well" is Weatley subtly implying that he thinks Chell isn't overweight.
Just an extra bit of convincing for her to jump
Maybe he was trying to be nice to Chell so he could convince her to jump into the pit
@@apenasumabatata4741 I didn’t think about that, it makes sense actually.
I caught that too. I loved that, he knows Glados keeps calling her fat
Sometimes it feels like he's being naturally nice and polite even when killing someone because he was programed to be that way despite Glados's system driving him insane, wich is kinda cute not gonna lie.
Considering Chell survived The Fall, there's no way that would kill her
yeah well, the ground sure is not due to the long fall boots but whatabut the shrapnel and sharp mangle steel and other fun safe exciting stuff that was fall off because the facility has been in decay and the debris from wheatly destroying the facility.
What about the fact the facility’s going to explode in a less then 5 minutes
@@Destoroyahpng 5 minutes? No no no, it would be at least 7 at that moment. More than enough time to get out
@@Destoroyahpng
That's not until about half an hour later
some people say she's still falling to this day
...Convincing argument Wheatley's got going on here...
Agreed
@@10EightyPlays …that’s a 9 year old comment
@@masterjbt 3 minutes ago
Times changes, principles dont
@@masterjbt and?
Wheatly's actor had to say all these lines knowing that there were probably zero to five people who would actually hear it.
He must be ecstatic to know that 61k people have now seen it at minimum
@@Nuclearburrit0 If my intended about the views when your comment was posted and the timings, a ten year old video has gotten 20k views in one day. That is ridiculous.
@@alkenzik7075 wait holy shit that's insane
Closer to 90,000 at the time I write this, but you're basically right.
Another testament to how much love was poured into making this masterpiece.
@@macsmith2013 Well were at 96k now. Can't believe it. This video is like 10y old
This game is such a treasure.
🦜 this is a parrot
Remember how it tried to kill us twice?
But sadly we never get the cake :(
@@SerAbiotico Oh how we laughed and laughed!
@@hagrud9554 Except I wasn't laughing.
I love GLaDOS' immense disappointment in you for sitting there and entertaining the thought
He manages to convince me every time I play and I don't even know how.
I stop just to listen to the dialogue every time.
I do this with the "Puppet Master" quote as well xD
My first time was inquisitive. Didn’t hear it all the first time.
Who wouldn’t jump off a cliff for Stephen Merchant
@@ghrasta. Who is Stephen Merchant? Do you mean Wheatley?
@@10EightyPlays Voice actor playing Wheatley. He's also been in movies/British TV and stuff. The British version of The Office, for one.
all these years an im still waiting for the SFM of when she actually shows up in a place with all those things wheatley was saying.
let me know if you ever find it, cuz now im waiting too
Now I want to see that too, tell me if you ever find something like that :)
or 2d animation whatever i could enjoy it lol
The three portal device exists
I can try to animate that if you want lol
2 minutes of wheatley trying to convice them to jump off. amazing,
*AND IT WORKS*
I like how, when you fall down into the void in the new aperture, you seemingly die, even though you fell all the way to the bottom of old aperture, 5-6km *deeper*
If I had to guess, the game logic is probably you starve to death or something since its a bottomless pit, but that being said we never eat. so. Idk xD
It seems like its toxic , too far or maybe because there is no way to get up there in 5 minutes.
I mean, presumably even if you did survive, wheatly would indirectly kill you by letting the facility explode.
There could be spikes or acid at the very bottom
i mean
you're falling 5-6km
you'll either die from injury or dehydration
This game made me so excited for the future of gaming. Little did I know I was standing on a peak.
I'm still mostly going back and replaying CoD4, The Last of Us, Portal 2, HL2, Mass Effect 1 & 2 and Bioshock. The nostalgia trap is thinking that the media from your formative years was better, but I genuinely think the games made between 2004 and 2012 WERE better. After HD graphics, good scripting, show-don't-tell narration and strong voice talent entered the industry, but before microtransactions, open world, loot boxes, online-only and season passes did. The only things I've been excited about in recent years were Doom 2016 and RDR2.
@@boiledelephant elden ring
@@boiledelephant The nostalgia trap isn't because most games aren't worse than the best ones from your formative years. They are. The nostalgia trap is because your remember the best stuff from your past, not all the chaff. The best 1% of games from back then are obviously going to be better than most stuff from today, but take some mediocre game from the 00s like Red Steel or Ninjabread Man and it'll be real easy to see how the average needle has moved up. 10 years from now, everyone will be talking about how much worse every modern game is than Elden Ring, but it will be just as meaningless then as now.
@@michaelleue7594 fair point actually. But I do find a lot of the trends in this moment in gaming history a bit odious, and I think that sentiment will age well.
@@boiledelephant Well, if you're talking about odious trends and not good faith projects...
Sure, microtransactions and NFTs and P2w and ads and toxic multiplayer behavior and the proliferation of mobile clones and gachas and endless queues of characters existing solely to be objectified and preorder scams and faithless kickstarters and blatant politicization of everything everyone in the public eye does or says and Twitch and the general awfulness of 3d gaming in general might seem bad right now, but just wait. It will get worse long before it gets better. Games are still a very exploitable, very unregulated resource, and almost everyone knows it at this point.
You're more likely to see the death of gaming as a hobby in the future than you are to see it, on the whole, age gracefully into something better.
I love when games do this.
It reinforces that you're playing a video game, and not an interactive cutscene.
No, press O to win..
If a game uses a lot of cutscenes it might as well just be a show
Glados: "well, this is the part where he kills us."
Wheatly: "Hello, this is the part where i kill you"
Chapter 9: *The part where he kills you*
music: *the part where he kills you*
Achievement: *the part where he kills you*
Achievement Description: this is that part
Steam achievement, Xbox achievement, yatta yatta.
This is some dedication
Music name: The part where he kills you
Golly, it's like there was a hint or somethin'.
i mean you gotta stay to the story of the game? i dont get it are you not supposed to die
Ironically enough, going down there WOULD reunite you with your parents.
I wonder if that was what Wheatley was implying there. Although, I'm not sure if he has the intelligence to think of that.
LOL
Actually, what Wheatley was trying to do here was he was trying to trick you. As his trap was already sprung, he needed to kill you some other way, and cleverly came up with an amazing plan that took advantage of the players fragile mind (in comparison to Wheatley's of course). It's no wonder you fell for it, he is levels above you in intellect, so don't feel bad.
He is, in fact, _not_ a moron. B O O K S
Even if you didn’t jump you would be left wondering if he wasn’t lying and all that stuff it actually there
:0 I knew those were evil ponies!
Actually, he's not a moron, he's thought this through way more thoroughly than that. He knows the laws of physics so he knows something doesn't make sense and he must be in a work of fiction. However, Chell's erratic movement narrows that down to being in a video game. Having records of Twitch streamers in his database, he also knows that if you tell players to do something stupid, at least one of them will do it hoping there's more voice lines. So he's fabricating this elaborate speech, knowing that there's nothing down there and that the player knows it too, *but* also hinting that there might be one or two more lines of dialogue in the pit, and that's what matters.
@@givrally7634his intelligence is mostly gained from gaining control of the facility
"I can't believe that actually wor-"
Noclip on
*YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!*
never let them know your next move (not that wheatley knew what you were going to do, anyways)
I mean who denies the offer of a free pony? Seriously?
DonkPockets and the three portal device!
And a boyband!
And dont forget tailor
But just like the cake...
It's not just a pony, it's a pony FARM
i like how happy he sounds when you jump down there. i mean, he tried to kill you multiple times and betrayed you, forcing you to use a potato as your companion, BUT he's so cute
"look it's your parents down there!"
That one was actually sad. Because it means they are dead so if chell were to jump in the pit, she'd actually see her parents
honestly i dont think he would even know because hes really dense, too dense to think that way
I always thought the dead parents thing was glados messing with you.
Probably wheatley was just making up shit.
It was a running joke in the game. Wheatley isn’t smart enough to think that way
It doesn't really mean anything, that's too smart for Wheatley
"3 portal device" oh wow, they predicted Portal Reloaded lol
Portal what now?
Ah yes, they "predicted" that the number 3 comes after 2.
@@9nikolai Give valve some slack, they really struggle with that. I for one am proud.
@@nickfury1279 it’s a fan made thing with a time traveling portal added
@@nickfury1279 a fan made game that is hailed as the successor to portal 2 which gives you a portal gun that also shoots a time portal, it's a very very difficult game
When I was doing my first play through Wheatley actually had convinced me and I turned around to jump into the pit, but a door had locked behind me. Had I listened to Wheatley sooner I would have gotten a secret achievement.
I managed to get the achievement without dying somehow
I'm not sure why this was recommended to me *now* but I love how you can hear gears turning in his head like "uhhh what do girls like- A HANDBAG!"
And a boy band!
kind of sad that now whenever i see a verified commenter i automatically check their channel to see if they're one of the spam bots. luckily, you are a sane person and good at drawing :)
Oh shit what
I just randomly run into the person who got me into Rain World
This is highly unlikely
I would've jumped at "3 portal device" no lie
After she jumps:
*Hey you're finally awake*
The sheer amount of dialogue in this game is incredible
You mean monologue, right?
Especially because none of it is diologue.
I love how the creator of the game knew that people would be curious if they came back so they just made those lines just for THAT moment lol.
I mean Chell has the long-fall boots, so she won't die when she jumps..
yea but who knows what’s at the bottom down there
@@fever1 a pony farm and a new jumpsuit!
@@nathansnail and her parents!
@@f2progamer80 And a bunch of hunky fellas!
@@skacerzer0 and a 3 Portal Device!
he had me at the three portal device
the way Chell just goes "I'm listening?" is hilarious
GlaDOS: we’ll this is the part where he kills us
Wheatley: Hello this is the part where I kill you
Me: Huh I think this is the part where he kills us
title of that part "the part where he kills you"
@@GatoEpico Song: This is the part where he kills you
Achievement: The part where he kills you.
Conclusion: This is the part where he kills you
@@drmeduimant5066 Achievement: This is the part where he kills you
Haven't even played it but...
Damn that was comedy LOL
You really need to play it. The entire game's like that.
you should really play it, if you like this clip you'd love the rest of the game
Play this game immediately, or suffer immediate capital prosecution.
Drinks down, man up
Circle round, stand up
Cores up, hands down
Tear 'em out, man down
No hands in the air, no need for pumping your fists
Wheatley tear the roof off
Jump in the pit
Scamcon 2014
Wasn't expecting to see an old favourite song here but it is very welcome, nice reference
3:23 "you REALLY do have braindamage, don't you?"
Sooo... is glados saying that she knows we don't have braindamage and is just trying to annoy us?
Chell has does have brain damage, which is why she is mute. Glados just assumed she was being stubborn and refusing to talk...
@@SeedlingNL " has does have " you might wanna get checked for brain damage as well
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee Maybe English isn't their first language? Shut up
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee damn what a roast
@@SeedlingNL No, she can talk, but she doesn't want to give the AI the satisfaction of getting a reaction out of her.
Who wrote the dialogue deserves a raise, an award and a hug
Stephen Merchant had said the directors gave him a lot of freedom to adlib, and he did
Everyone do be chilling in the pit
ah yes... "chilling" in the pit
"haven't seen a girl in years!"
Me too, boy band, me too...
Worst part is that he isn’t lying, cave johnson is down there.
If you really think about it it’s pretty funny how much of it is true
Wait what
🗿
@@jacorp7476 The concept of an Afterlife, you might have heard about it.
@@SiveenO no lol, watch Aperture Desk Job's ending
If you jump into the pit, technically he didn’t kill you.
I’m surprised it kills you at all, seeing as you still have the long fall boots
Oh god, this is the part where he kills you!
Hello! this is the part where i kill you
Chapter 9: The part where he kills you
Achievement: The part where he kills you
@@floridaman6020 Track: The part where he kills you
Yep,this is that part
Chapter name: this is the part where he kills us
wrong
Let me correct you:
*Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You*
"You're not adopted your parents are down there"
savage💀
"So jump on down there and reunite with mommy and daddy"
Double meaning that I'm pretty sure was unintentional. 😶
Unintentional from Wheatley? Yeah. From the writers? I'm not entirely sure.
@@anothony3399 Definitely intentional, this whole game is dark humor.
Man, that pit sounds GREAT we should definitely trust this honest guy!
Guess who’s down there? You’re parents! Go reunite with them. 💀
I Actually jumped straight away and laughed when I saw the achievement
Welp, Wheatley's got ME fooled.
In all seriousness, this entire bit is just hilarious. Goodness, this game is incredible.
Ten years ago!? I feel old lmao. I still love this scene. And the whole game lol
"Well, this is the part where he kills us"
"Hello, this is the part where i kill you"
*Chapter 9: the part where he kills you*
Achievement unlocked: the part where he kills you
"And there's a boy band, aswell!"
I love how chell would survive the fall due to her boots
"Where's my designer jumpsuit from France eh?"
I played through this game again after watching some videos like this, and a got through it so damn fast, I didn't even stop to appreciate how good dialog was, and I've never heard GLaDOS say "Wow, you really do have brain damage, don't you"
He presents a compelling case
We need someone to make an SFM animation where Chell jumps up and finds everything Wheatley said would be down there.
That’s crazy. I’ve beaten this game so many times and never knew this dialogue existed.
Just realised Wheatley doesn't realise the dropping gel because his camera's vision is out of sight.
Someone at Valve was tasked to subtitle this dialog, imagine their face.
After all these years, this is the first time I'm experiencing any of this. I was always racing ahead so I had no idea this was an interaction that could happen.
I love that the game devs anticipated some people would actually go back.
y'know, i just realized that glados actually ended up using an invention made by wheatley, wheatley created the mashy spike plate. and then glados uses it in co-op
Which shows she likes him really and admires his inventions awww glados is a softie really❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Remember hearing these lines playing portal on my Xbox maybe 8-10 years ago and was amazed how thought out all the dialogue was even if a lot of it was only used in specific scenarios. Still one of my favorite games to this day.
It's actually funny because before he ended explaining his convincing deal, I thought you could parkour onto one of the mashy spike plates, so I jumped to it but an invisible wall pushed me off :')
Honestly, with that sales pitch. Anybody including me would have jumped down the pit too.
"And the three portal device!"
Looks like Valve can count to 3 after all
Everyone keeps forgetting that Chell has the Long Fall Boots, meaning that this pit could not kill her unless it has spikes or acid or something else in it.
Valve: *visibly struggling to say the number three*
Wheatly: three portal device 😃
Best part is the achievement you get if you actually jump in there
it took me so long to figure out how to get that one
I absolutely love replaying portal and trying to find each and every special dialogue interaction.
" a three portal device " Man He Predicted Portal Reloaded
the -cake- parents, escape elevator, jumpsuit, tailor, handbag, three portal device, yacht, boys, boy band, and pony farm is a lie!
Dashcon but futuristic
GLaDOS saying 'You really do have brain damage, don't you?' caught me so off guard oh my fucking god
Once again the algorithm has united us!
0:05 that music transition was perfect
I wonder whether Wheatley is offhandedly deciding that Chell isn’t adopted to motivate her to go see her parents, or doesn’t know the difference between adopted and orphaned and thinks their presence would prove that she’s not adopted.
The long monologue and intense music and the player slowly turning the camera up to the ceiling and Glados calling you a retard sold me
honestly, the best portal 3 promo would be to secretly patch portal 2 and when you jump down it actually shows you the cinematic for portal 3 and maybe gives you a new toy to play with. and of course boy band, pony farm and shit.
and the jumpsuit from france could also be an actual suit that has new features.
One guy would record it and post it and next thing you know portal 3 is trending on steam
Ain’t she gonna be fine if she jumps? She has the boots remember
She literally fell a higher fall when he betray us
Man, it's crazy that Portal is 12 years old... Wait, this is a Portal 2 video. Oh God.
ok but how would a 3 portal device even work? does it just put u randomly at on of the other 2 or what?
@DJInferno like the time gauntlet from titanfall 2
two smaller versions of you come out of the other two portals
@@cyber_dragon_123 oompa loompa
@@cyber_dragon_123 They're Chells of their former selves.
Portal 1 & 2 made up half of the games I had on the Xbox 360 growing up, so I played them a lot. It shows the quality and attention to detail of these games that they can still have secrets I and most people have never found
Glados : this is the part where he kills us
Wheatley: this is the part where i kill you
Achievement:this is the part
The music : the part where he kills you
Chapter title : the part where he kills you
The youtube algorithm is really broken.. I watched ONE short with Wheatley in it a few days ago, and my entire UA-cam feed has been nothing but portal 2 videos since
3:48 OH THATS GREAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"you really do have brain damage don't you? I can't believe you came back."
The good ending :)
You had me at “I’m not gonna kill you if you come back” 🥰
It's nice that Valve has thought of such fine details.
Which game company thought, "What if the player really comes back"?
i have a new headcanon that all of that was actually down there.
As a brony, the last part convinced me.
I wouldn't be surprised if Steven Merchant improvised this whole bit.
Hello i am from 2021 and i be leaving
ok
Hello I am from 2022 and I be leaving again
@@ASpaceQ1 ok
"You should jump in that pit, NOW!"
Valve has amazing writing.
For instance you can tell Wheatley is the bad guy because he assumes the player character is straight.
I hope you're joking, and even if you were it's a shit joke
@@gigagogagagio well it's a s*** joke that only hurts a bad person who isn't even real so that's pretty good by internet standards.
in his defense the majority of people on Earth are straight, so statistically he has a better chance of being right if he assumes as such
@@hencethebeetroot yeah I was kind of trying to use communicate over exaggeration...
joke was supposed to be "haha I'm focused on the mild heteronormativity in a scene where the bad guy is literally trying to make you commit suicide"
@@organicrobot6425 I figured you were joking, but honestly the sarcasm was subtle enough that a lot of people would probably take it seriously