You clearly don't understand the context of what is happening here. Also, you're not funny. Hopefully you've improved yourself over these last two years. Good luck!
This is just hilarious lol. I want David Lynch to direct my life to me. "It's 8 'o clock, wake up and wash your face. Wash your face I said. Wash your face"
David Lynch has a lot of experience directing children. Not a lot of people know this, but the Eraserhead baby wasn't actually a puppet, it was a real mutant baby that Lynch found and decided to put in the film.
I was watching this and thought "Wow David Lynch's approach to speaking to children is like the total opposite of Mr Rogers' way of speaking to them" but then I kinda realized he's actually handling the situation in quite a beautiful way that is just a testament to Lynch's character. Because he's not really dumbing anything down too much. Hes asking the children to roll and yell because it would be beautiful, and you can tell he means that he wants them to do exactly that because it would be beautiful. There's no lying or trying to manipulate them to do anything.. Hes kind of just treating them like tiny adults. And you can argue the effectivness of his methods, but you cant deny its a clear testament to Lynchs incredible character
Right? And you could still tell he's not taking it too far with his tone. He's directing them straightforward like adults but his manner is still aware that he's talking to children.
He's just straight up directing them. Not trying to bribe em or yell at them. Just patiently being like, "If you could do the thing I need you to do, that'd be great."
David Lynch is the only behind the scenes man that makes you question more about his socialization with the people working for him rather than questioning the media's interpretation.
Start making your noise. Start making your noise. Roll around on the floor and make your noise, Alden. Can you make your noise? Alden, if you could start crawling on the floor and making some noise, that would be so beautiful. Cry for me. Crawl on the floor and cry like a little baby. Can you do that, Alden? Can you cry out like a little baby for the film? It'd be so beautiful. Cry out- crawl over there, and crawl around and cry like a baby. See- real loud. Can you do it? Can you do it? Crawl and cry like a baby. Alden, do that thing. That'd be so beautiful- that's great, like that. Can you make noise? Keep making noise. Make some crying noises, some sad, loud crying noises. Don't be happy. Don't be happy. Roll around and be- be, you know, upset. Roll around and be upset. There you go, that's beautiful. Roll back the other way. Roll back the other way. Roll back the other way. Same thing. Roll back. Roll back. No, no, no, no, that's too happy. Roll again. Get over there and roll- roll really, uh, in pain. Really in pain. That's beautiful. Scream like you're at a concert. Can you scream like you're at a concert, Alden? Scream out like you're at a concert. A rock n' roll concert, scream out. Scream out at the man at the door.
Ahhh, David Lynch, the man who wishes everyone to ’have a great day’ and golden sunshine day after day with that warm smile, loving voice and perfect hair, all of which guarantee to make your day no matter what Also David: DON’T BE HAPPY AND ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR IN PAIN
how else do you ask children to scream in pain, without hurting them. I bet, some directors pinch them or say something horrible to them to make them cry Lycnh is being friendly, making them understand, its all good and hes being completely honest with them and im sure, after the CUT!, they were given some treat
Lynch makes it look so simple yet it's so masterful when you think about it. You can't say you truly understand how to direct actors unless you've successfully given playable actions to kid actors.
The way be describes the little kid rolling around screaming like they’re in pain as “beautiful” in the way one would describe the Grand Canyon while flying over it on a unicorn in his weird robot voice is just too much!
As a director that has worked with children (under the age of 5) on a low budget independent film & I must say, working with children is such a difficult thing to do... its so hit-or-miss with children. You either get an amazing shot you didn't expect to get or you get hours of frustration that you hope can be worked with while editing... most of the time, both.
I heard something similar about directing cats. “You can’t direct a cat, they don’t know what acting is. The only way to make a movie about a cat is to follow it around with a camera until the camera dies and then hope you can write a movie based on whatever the cat ended up doing.”
I don't know what's more ridiculous; The fact that he directs a toddler by telling them to act like they're at a rock and roll concert.... Or the fact that it works
I'd like to think this is Kyle's audition for Dale Cooper. "Alright Kyle, can you cry like a baby? Can you do that? It would be SO beautiful. You are an FBI crybaby now, you're a long way from home, from mommy, from pizza and chicken nuggies, can you do THAT? Can you do THAT for me Kyle? Perfect!"
He got them crying alright, love david's work but if he said to me , "crawl around and cry like a baby, Alden, it'll be beautiful." I'd probably cry too.
*baby crying*
Lynch: that's beautiful
no ... no like ... number of likes fits just to perfectly
*parents of newborns roll their eyes*
Ayyy lou
No, no , that's to beautiful
You clearly don't understand the context of what is happening here. Also, you're not funny. Hopefully you've improved yourself over these last two years.
Good luck!
"Don't be happy... roll around really in pain!" David Lynch with kids lol
hahaha! love it, so funny
Typical
Me as a dad
Awesome man!
This wasn't actually scene prep, Lynch does this on his lunch breaks as a hobby
hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
For a second i thought you were being honest🤣
My depression talking to me lol
best comment xD
the profile pic adds to it as well. good job, Heather.
vizualnoizz This made me laugh aloud
This comment gets 30 points
"Don”t be happy. Don’t be happy."
oh ffs ...... too real
Lynch to his audience:
“Don’t be happy, don’t be happy! Roll around and be upset!”
xD
Start making your noise!
That's me after the first time watching Mulholland Drive lol
"you're still happy, roll again"
This is equally adorable and terrifying
NO DON'T!!!
That is literally David Lynch in a nutshell
@@kioumaarstaeed what is it?
Thats how i feel about lynch
No, only terrifying unlike his films which are only sick pretentious and f**** BORING 🤦♂️😂😅🤣
Kubrick to Duvall in 1980.
Mian LOL! Best comment on here.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She wished
Real shit. Shelly was and is NOT the same after that film. She definitely had a predisposition to mental illness, but she's been a wreck for a while.
yeah only Stephen king based film where movie was better than the book watched it last night on Vice
This is just hilarious lol. I want David Lynch to direct my life to me. "It's 8 'o clock, wake up and wash your face. Wash your face I said. Wash your face"
Be in pain
Like that, yeah cry like a bitch because you're gonna be evicted. Yes, just like that. Beautiful.
"wash your face! wash your face! can you do it for me? BEAUTIFUL!"
@@stryomberg NO. TOO HAPPY.
JAZZ
This is even funnier when you realise this is for a literal 2 second shot.
What episode was it in? I honestly cant picture this fitting anywhere in the show
@@TheDreamer452 It’s when the detectives find one of the wrong Douglas Jones family in one of the later episodes of The Return.
@@NoThoughtAllFeels *Dougie Jones*
don't be happy! don't be happy!
Kevin is online
Really be in pain
i dont think those kids know what a rock and roll concert is like, dave.
"Imagine this is Teletubby's live and Poe just walked out."
Tom Buckholz, that phrase was ridiculous ))
"Ok kids, i'm about to destroy your favorite toys."
That was the thing that really made me go 😳
@Bilbous Bagoda or the 2010s and the 1970s
David Lynch has a lot of experience directing children.
Not a lot of people know this, but the Eraserhead baby wasn't actually a puppet, it was a real mutant baby that Lynch found and decided to put in the film.
There not really sure if it is a baby!
Thats true that’s a true fact
It was a calf fetus.
True it was me as a baby. 💕
Can confirm, this is 100% true
I think probably the funniest thing about this scene is that these kids are in like, one shot. Not even one scene, literally just the single shot
Yeah probably bc he couldn't get any good footage with them. Idk where they found those kids
Pippin Covington parents are always itching for their kids to get in movies, even if just for a shit
The scream at the end is in the show, and I think thats beautiful.
What shot?
@@butterflyfilms939 what is this from? we're trying to find out
"Scream like you're at a concert!"
David, he's 3.
Was anyone else too busy crawling around and making noises on the floor to watch what happened in the video?
Underrated comment
I also daydream of being directed by David
@@glazinghost5951 imagine your life is constantly being directed by David Lynch
@@rhubarbdude3347 That would explain a lot, actually.
L...look Lynch Senpai, I'm rolling around and screaming in pain! N...notice me Lynch snepai! Aahhhh
I was watching this and thought "Wow David Lynch's approach to speaking to children is like the total opposite of Mr Rogers' way of speaking to them" but then I kinda realized he's actually handling the situation in quite a beautiful way that is just a testament to Lynch's character. Because he's not really dumbing anything down too much. Hes asking the children to roll and yell because it would be beautiful, and you can tell he means that he wants them to do exactly that because it would be beautiful. There's no lying or trying to manipulate them to do anything.. Hes kind of just treating them like tiny adults. And you can argue the effectivness of his methods, but you cant deny its a clear testament to Lynchs incredible character
Right? And you could still tell he's not taking it too far with his tone. He's directing them straightforward like adults but his manner is still aware that he's talking to children.
@@rodrikofharlaw6848 You are a terribly ignorant person
He's just straight up directing them. Not trying to bribe em or yell at them. Just patiently being like, "If you could do the thing I need you to do, that'd be great."
no no no. He should have realized he wasn't being effective talking to them like that.
@@VicMikesvideodiary Well he obviously got what he needed from them so uhhhh.... yeah?
He simultaneously sounds like he's brilliant with kids and like a grizzled noir detective interrogating someone.
He was never the greatest babysitter
Gotcha
we tried with him once, when we picked up the kids they spoke backwards?
now i finally understand why Vinny doesnt shut up about this; its amazing
Holy shit I almost forgot Vinny is a Lynch fan
who is this vinny you're talking about?
@@SidPhoenix2211 Vinny Vinesauce; a popular steamer who's been going at it for nearly 14 years. Really funny guy
Big thanks to Vinny Funny Calzone Man Pizzapasta for making me think of this literally every day.
David Lynch feeds off of the screams and tears of children.
when you put it like that...
That was before he became photosynthetic and started sustaining his life force with *golden sunshine*
He was trying to get them to generate garmonbozia.
monster Inc villain
that look at the end, he was like, "that's it...!"
OH ANGELO
Rodrigo Montecinos that's beautiful! That's tearing my heart out!
I love that David is so out of touch that he thinks toddlers have been to a ‘Rock N’ Roll’ concert
i bet it works
Who knows maybe in their ears they’re hearing echos of “WELCOME TO HOTEL CALIFORNIA”
TV.
"You show up thinking you're gonna see Neil Young and Madonna comes out. You gotta cry."
"Pretend you are at a vigorous box social!"
Sir, you're going to have to leave...
MrHEC381991 Honey, that photographer was weird, We should go somewhere else to get our family photo
Therapist: So what brings you here?
Patient: David Lynch directed me as a child.
Therapist: I'm sorry, I can't help you.
Infinitely meme-able
"FOR CHRIST SAKE ALDEN CRY"
I want this man to direct my life
honestly that would probably be horrible unless it's just the part of Lynch that directed Straight Story.
Be your own director
Don’t listen to them, he will be a awesome director of life
Thank you Vinny
“Cry like a baby”, he says to a group of babies…
Yea those actors went really method for this shoot
Vinny made me look up this video.
Thanks pizza pasta man.
David Lynch is the only behind the scenes man that makes you question more about his socialization with the people working for him rather than questioning the media's interpretation.
I almost died laughing watching this XD
"Cry like a baby, that'd be so beautiful." XD
I can't.
I'm messaging a year after you made this comment to inform you it is time for your annual appointment with this video.
Have a nice day.
@@TheDrunkestSailor Thank you, Persona 2 fan, I appreciate this :)
Is that what Vinny is talking about, David Lynch saying, "crawl like a baby", I think he for it mixed
Start making your noise. Start making your noise. Roll around on the floor and make your noise, Alden. Can you make your noise? Alden, if you could start crawling on the floor and making some noise, that would be so beautiful. Cry for me. Crawl on the floor and cry like a little baby. Can you do that, Alden? Can you cry out like a little baby for the film? It'd be so beautiful. Cry out- crawl over there, and crawl around and cry like a baby. See- real loud. Can you do it? Can you do it? Crawl and cry like a baby. Alden, do that thing. That'd be so beautiful- that's great, like that. Can you make noise? Keep making noise. Make some crying noises, some sad, loud crying noises. Don't be happy. Don't be happy. Roll around and be- be, you know, upset. Roll around and be upset. There you go, that's beautiful. Roll back the other way. Roll back the other way. Roll back the other way. Same thing. Roll back. Roll back. No, no, no, no, that's too happy. Roll again. Get over there and roll- roll really, uh, in pain. Really in pain. That's beautiful. Scream like you're at a concert. Can you scream like you're at a concert, Alden? Scream out like you're at a concert. A rock n' roll concert, scream out. Scream out at the man at the door.
"No no no, that's too happy. Roll again, roll over there like, like you're in pain"
Lynch: "Scream at the man at the door."
Child: "ahhhh"
David Lynch's father recommended that he don't have children
David Lynch's father also recommended that he quit working on Eraserhead and get a real job.
David Lynch's father also reccommded that people watch movies on their telephones.
@@HOTD108_ Supoib.
part of me thought vinny was just making this up.
Ahhh, David Lynch, the man who wishes everyone to ’have a great day’ and golden sunshine day after day with that warm smile, loving voice and perfect hair, all of which guarantee to make your day no matter what
Also David: DON’T BE HAPPY AND ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR IN PAIN
“David Lynch directed me” achievement unlocked
“START MAKING YOUR NOISE” 🗣️
I could watch this man direct for hours. wish I had access to the raw footage of his films
there's a TON of behind the scenes stuff of the last Twin Peaks series. enjoy.
Is this what Directing is????
Myles Coyne It's just having an idea and telling people to do it for you.
Myles Coyne when it comes to directing a roomful of children for a surrealistic fbi scene, yes
how else do you ask children to scream in pain, without hurting them.
I bet, some directors pinch them or say something horrible to them to make them cry
Lycnh is being friendly, making them understand, its all good and hes being completely honest with them and im sure, after the CUT!, they were given some treat
@DamageIncM haha
@DamageIncM oh my god,that,s terrible. Kkkkkk
I feel like David Lynch is giving me crucial life advice here: "don't be happy, roll around and be upset"
I love how David knows exactly what he wants from actors (even the youngest ones) but the film ends up unclear in a beautiful way
The polar opposite of what parents say to their kids. “Stop yelling! Be happy!”
"Scream out at the man at the door"
*Dental drill starts*
I find David Lynch's behavior hilarious and unsettling at the same time
Let the fear wash over you
I came here because of Vinny.
Lynch makes it look so simple yet it's so masterful when you think about it. You can't say you truly understand how to direct actors unless you've successfully given playable actions to kid actors.
I'm here because of Vinny
Damn he should have asked my kids.
lapse evident 😂
“I SAID make some FUCKING noise!”
It’s amazing that this is all for literally one shot in Twin Peaks: The Return
“Roll around really in pain… beautiful”
My brain when I stop taking my antidepressants: 0:48
ffs Vinny.
Thanks.
Vinny sent me here
david lynch directs new show for cbeebies!
The way be describes the little kid rolling around screaming like they’re in pain as “beautiful” in the way one would describe the Grand Canyon while flying over it on a unicorn in his weird robot voice is just too much!
1:26 that face when the kid screamed was like “oh god what have I done!?”
No, no, no... That's too happy... Like your in pain... That's beautiful.
Actual footage of Lynch obtaining the baby sounds for Eraserhead
there is something sinister about this...."cry for me like a little baby...crawl and cry...can you do it?"
What people don't realise is that the footage of the kids was spliced in, and he's actually talking to Kyle MacLachlan.
chat is this real?
8 hour later...
Lynch: Don’t be happy, Scream out!
CRAWL
LIKE
A
BABY!
david lynch giving anyone (especially toddlers) direction makes my day
As a director that has worked with children (under the age of 5) on a low budget independent film & I must say, working with children is such a difficult thing to do... its so hit-or-miss with children. You either get an amazing shot you didn't expect to get or you get hours of frustration that you hope can be worked with while editing... most of the time, both.
I heard something similar about directing cats.
“You can’t direct a cat, they don’t know what acting is. The only way to make a movie about a cat is to follow it around with a camera until the camera dies and then hope you can write a movie based on whatever the cat ended up doing.”
o wow it's my internal monologue
This is how David Lynch directed all his movies...
Especialy with the adults...
Lynch is such a sweet guy. :)
rasnac if anything bad comes out about him it will break my heart
Just watch how these amazingly talented women talking about him: ua-cam.com/video/HLreaAQA9kA/v-deo.html
If Laura Dern still has his back after all this time, there's nothing to worry about.
That sweet music playing in background while david lynch asks those kids to cry like a little baby in pain creeps me out man
XDDDDD
1:26 - just looks at this joyful face!
I could see David Lynch being a great dad.
It would be so byootefool
Kids: *cries*
Everyone else: "nooo don't cry, be happy"
Kids: *stays happy*
David Lynch: "nooo don't be happy, cry"
Kids: *confused noises*
This is the most wholesome thing I have ever... ever seen. Thank you master Lynch.
Every hard videogame ever when you die
Including Ghosts and Goblins: Resurrected vineKappa
Took him a while, but he got it.
And that is why this guy is one of my all-time favorite directors.
I really love Lynch effort on every detail of his works
Like, this scene only appears not even a second in the series
it would be so beautiful if you could crawl like a baby
"No, no, no that's too happy. Roll again. Get over there and roll again, really in pain, REALLY in pain."
"scream like you're at a concert" to the two year old who obviously has been to a few screamo concerts.
Be forewarned: "the teddy bears are not what they seem"
I don't know what's more ridiculous;
The fact that he directs a toddler by telling them to act like they're at a rock and roll concert.... Or the fact that it works
No that's too happy
great news, that diaper you like is coming back in style
I like to think this is just Lynch visiting his grandson in kindergarten
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen, I just love him.
0:14 I like to think the guy in the background is the kid's dad and he is questioning signing his kid up for this.
I’m crying like a baby 👶 🍼 ty David Lynch :)
it would be so beautiful.
This is one of my favorite videos ever! I come back to it and it always makes me laugh.
Would love too see David Lynch takeover a daycare like Arnie.
I'd like to think this is Kyle's audition for Dale Cooper. "Alright Kyle, can you cry like a baby? Can you do that? It would be SO beautiful. You are an FBI crybaby now, you're a long way from home, from mommy, from pizza and chicken nuggies, can you do THAT? Can you do THAT for me Kyle? Perfect!"
He got them crying alright, love david's work but if he said to me , "crawl around and cry like a baby, Alden, it'll be beautiful." I'd probably cry too.
This man sounds like the voice of society teaching emotion hahaha. David lynch is my spirit animal.
my sleep paralysis demon when i see him under my bed