Getting Rejected in Co-op Baldur's Gate 3
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- Опубліковано 11 гру 2023
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Sources:
Brainless model pose guy is @emilseljeseth8367
Astarion with bear audio from Super Troopers (2001)
Gale's mouth in the portal scene from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Innocent children voiceline from Mobile Suit Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans
Guilty ones music is Dirty Protest - Behind the Mask
Astarion staring at you drawing by @ncs_artist
Pillow fight anime scene from Sailor Moon
Anime Lae'zel drawing by @beneceadraws
Angry Lae'zel drawing by karvviie
Waiting around scenes from Narcos
Crowd asking for help scene from My Adventures with Superman
Gale Kevin James edit by TechJess
Gale sniff drawing by dazedog1
Move along hideous goblin audio from Invader Zim
The game being played is Baldur's Gate 3 on PC (also on PS5 and Xbox X/S).
#baldursgate3 #baldursgate #crpgaming #Gaming #Pongsifu - Ігри
This will be the first time I've decided to split a campaign into more than two videos.
I hope the third video is just reeeing at Larian how they ruined our girl Viconia.
She looks like a moldy pruuune~!!!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
It's for the best. Otherwise this video would be like 3 hours.
Very entertaining
Maybe someone can explain this to me. Did pongsifu showed us an earlier, non released, version of boulders gate 3 last year? Because I was so confused when everyone was excited about BG3 but Pong reviewed it last year.
@@oldmanjenkins771 It was in early access before, this is the full game.
getting rejected by Lae'zel as a DRAGONBORN is impressive. Lae'zel is super hard up for dragons.
Lae’zel is a scaly
*confirmed*
@@Jay3up
I mean she's a frog or something
I'm into the frog women❤🤓
I accidentally got up in her guts after killing all the goblins.
Her settling for the drunk kobolds at the creche was the cherry on too to the bit XD
Jackson's druid being able to talk to animals but not necessarily getting along with them is peak comedy.
Yeah, we assume all druids are by default nature people who get along really well with animals, not Jackson though...
And as a dragonborn he still didn't impress Laezel...
like, how sucky can you get bruh?
It fucking KILLS ME that the game kept teleporting dead Scratch into EACH NEW CAMP
I think it’s because pong got the dog to go to camp and then Jackson got the dog to… go to doggy heaven 😅
i had the same thing happen with Halsin in my first run because he was killed fighting Ragzlin. It was hilarious
Yenna died on my run and now her dead body keeps teleporting into my camp 😂
Getting rejected in BG3 should be an achievement.
Like holy shit, I had Astarion, Gale, Shart and Discount Orc drooling all over me before I moved to Act 2.
That was a bug tbf
I had Gale thinking we spent a night together.
I removed "sleep" and "grease" from his spells just in case.
@Rzepik is the grease, lube? Or does Gale use it like body builders use baby oil
whose the discount orc?! Halsin?
@@alyssaboyles9793 Lae'zel i bet
It's so funny that Pong starts a fight in the grove on the first visit and is locked out of Karlach immediately, that is why I love this game
The fight in the grove caused Druids to close of the gate, and left the Tiefling refugees to die, that is what Karlach is upset about.
They had wyll tho
And nothing of value was lost!
Yeahbwhat's that? Two important companion characters that will sure add a lot of good time to the game? Naaaaaah, we don't need those guys, we have eachother.
Ah yes persuading goblin into thinking that you are a goblin:
- I'm a goblin, dude.
- You're 6 feet tall , you have horns and your skin is red
- *rolls 20* your point being?
- hm... actually, never mind. Go ahead
source : trust me bro
I love how y'all just roll with whatever mistakes you make, respect
rip farsight 😢
Quite refreshing from playthroughs where people load the game until they get the best results
i mean, they still have Scratch in camp.
Shame we won't get their reaction of papa bear since they killed off the grove, and karlach's too, maybe they can at least get mintara. Sure they can do it off-recording but we can't see it.
Honestly. I think next playthrough I do I'll use custom rules to prevent reverting to older saves (given it's a staple of honour mode I assume that's possible.)
Just so I can't savescum and have to live with my mistakes.
Ok, that wizard bard roleplay is fantastic.
"I wanted to go to Juilliard but NOOOOOOOO....it's Hogwarts for you young man!"
Only Pong could manage to not get Minthara while also missing Wyll & Karlach
A Dragonborn druid that can talk to animals but refuses to get along with them, and a wizard with dreams of being a bard but zero musical talent whatsoever. Peak comedy.
I hope the racism bit lasts the entire series. That shit is so funny.
Look, I don't hate the Gith...
But we need to secure the borders between the prime material plane and the astral plane.
@@Rzepik i'm sure there are good ones, but i haven't met one...
@@Rzepik we'll build a wall
@@RealElequist
And we'll make Vlaakith pay for it
@@SpaceMissile I don't know how that's possible, I've met/made tons of dead Gith
its finally here. the sequel to the original two videos i laughed my ass off with the first two early access videos so cant wait to see what kind of shenanigans will appear this time 😂
"How did she miss that wall?!"
@@Uhnrealistic and my personal favourite pongsifu failing at being a wizard
I didn't think the man would top his giant hand dwarf lover. And then 6ix9ine appeared and I realized he's a comedic genius.
this is single-handedly the most evil run I've seen
*4 halflings raising their barrels*
And its not even an dark urge run lmao
@@collincaperton6718dark urge isn’t inherently evil, just an unfortunate person chosen by an evil and it’s up to them whether to fight the urge or to embrace it.
Starting with people calling a classic fantasy race racist is one helluva way to start. 10/10 would wtf again
Oh people have been calling fantasy races racist for years.
They see a tendency for violence and think "Oh they must be black people" or they see greed and go "Oh yeah those are Jews". And then they blame the creators and not... themselves. For making those associations to begin with. With zero self awareness.
It's ridiculous
Also they compare every evil race to black people. Orcs, ogres, drow too, they are being so incredibly racist by only ever comparing black people to everything evil but they blame everyone else for it
Tis the time.
I'm so confused how getting rid of the 'half human' part makes it any different? Isn't it better if we all get along? You gotta get along very well indeed to make a half human half... something else. None of it makes any sense to me!
@@themudpit621I *think* it's because Orcs as a race were an Evil race and even though they were no longer forced to be Evil in 5e and instead could just be good or evil, they were objectively worse than Half-Orcs and their lore in books still said that they were pretty evil. Like they get a +2 to Str and +1 Con, but a -2 to Int, and some lacklustre racial stuff whereas Half-Orc just gets +2 Str, +1 Con AND a racial feat that lets them stay alive once per Long Rest AND do more dmg per crit.
@@godisdead4416 damn just like blacks irl i love dnd now wth
If you're a drow and you go into the goblin camp area, they basically shit themselves and welcome you with open arms lol its hilarious
"I have stolen so many wheels of cheese and they are for you" has me dying
Forget all the player Feedback. They for sure saw your first BG3 vid and changed Gale because of it.
Yelling at the corpse and then crushing scratch with a mace was what triggered my paladins oath to break.
The comedic timing of the oathbreaker showing up IMMEDIATELY, as the dog was still falling, was great.
Man, your subtitle subtleties and choice of memes makes my fucking day. And getting Jackson along with your bullshit just makes it better.
God, Pongsifu is good with the edits. He really knows how to make a cozy video too. I hope the effort he puts into this content is worth it for him. Not many channels these days put in this kind of work.
"There's a bear fucker around here" lmao
The "Karlach disapproves" after you did what you did
Gold
Damn even in BG3 a game where it's easy for you to not get rejected gets rejected, I feel sorry for you Pongsifu. Honestly I'm happy to see you play BG3 and make a vid on it, love the game and I hope you are enjoying the game.
i swear, its much harder to be rejected rather than you rejecting everyone
How the fook do you get rejected in this game.
I had Gale mentioning our "last night" and I avoided him as much as I could. I removed "sleep" from his spells after that, just in case.
Trying to rest, but Wyll is prancing around in his pantaloons, trying to seduce me.
The only thing that saved me from a gay attack from Halsin was Orin.
@@Rzepik What about Astarion?
@@wealthybone2990
It's not gay if it's Astarion he has a feminine penis.
@@wealthybone2990
Other than trying to suck me one time , he was surprisingly respectful about my boundaries.
You two are fricking hilarious and your editing is on point as always
watching him almost immediately lock himself out of both halsin and karlach + all the act 2 stuff for them was so jokes lmao
If there's one thing I learned from this playthrough, it's "Never shout at a corpse in front of animals".
Hearing Jackson's voice opening the video, though expected, set the tone.
You two always have me cackling to the point of coughing. Thank you for being goofy.
Dog your editing is always so god tier
This is Comedy Gold pls continue
"Lae'zel must be the hardest romance in the game"
*Looks at sex% category for BG3*
Quothe the Raven is someone I didn't know I needed in my life.
Joking about gale sniffing you hits different when you know that like 3 different people in the game talk about your character stinking good
I knew Gale says it, but I didn’t know anyone else made comments like that as well
@@Yamismol lazeal talks about it too, don’t remember the others of the top of my head though
Why Astarion's face expressions at 4:13 make it seem like he is actually reacting to your conversation LMAO
the way you accidentally go through an evil playtrhough and just keep going without save scrumming is fucking hilarious and muchly appreciated
will you put up any content on the second channel? i've been watching your diablo 4 videos on repeat and would absoluetly love to see more tomfoolery from bg3 that doesn't require the same amount of editing that these videos do
Not sure when, but yeah there will be hours of footage for it.
@@Pongsifu You da best ♥
If only we could harness Shadow's ability to be rejected by women and even the passable men into some kind of energy.
We would call it Incelectric power.
Another video to add to my daily watch list finally! Excellent work as always Pongsifu and Jackson on creating content.
14:45 wasn’t expecting that reference lol
Ok the edits here are immaculate. Ace Ventura trying to leave the portal made me watch the entire thing.
Every time yall play together, it is an absolute treat and cracks me up LOL
YES!! I'm excited to watch your videos, whatever you make will always be my favorite
"I actively disrespect bards."
Alfira: **sad bean noises**
Also why you gotta do Karlach like that? :(
I did it on my second run.
I was kind of tired of her "funny" quips and all the "fucks". Kinda cringe.
@@Rzepikhow _dare_ you talk crap on best girl she's just a big ol' (arsonist) teddy bear
@@Ashhley_the_shawty
Her whole "happy despite the difficult past" schtick cheapens the literal HELL.
I guess hell is more or less like working in Amazon. Maybe slightly better.
I get the charm of her on paper.
Not so much in what we got.
@@Rzepik I suppose you'd like her if she was a brooding traumatized dickhead.
cant wait for more of this. love watching you two play
I’ve been waiting for this sequel for a long long time. Very funny. Had to try my hardest not to laugh while at work. I can’t wait for the next one
The BG3 early access videos is how I found/subbed. So happy to see another one with the full game
You should totally check out the barn in the goblin area, definitely treasure there.
They did in the EA version, it was hilarious
This was an amazing followup to the earlier videos. Spent have of this video in uncontrollable laughter.
These guys when they team up they laugh so much over so little i cant help but to think they are high. Thats the only explanation. This, or they are in love.
One is in love with the other and the other is high you do with that information as you wish
Oh my God, I just dropped everything I was doing as soon as I got the notification. I love your videos, man, thank you for making them!
Dude finally! Ever since your previous two vids on BG3 i knew you cooking up something awesome!
Finally! The Baldur's Gate 3 video I've been waiting for!! So excited for the next vids
Finally here it is. I've been waiting for this mr. Pong. Thank you.
I love watching these videos but I can't stand how much my face and stomach hurt afterwords! You guys are hilarious!
I love how Shadowheart's name always gets shortened to Shart.
What a great day pongsifu has blessed us with an upload
Just had the roughest day at work and come home to this. Thank you, Pongsifu.
I miss this based typed of humor on YT, hilarious vid
I'm always so worried about those long rests ruining and locking us out of something. You all ended up getting the camp locked on you because you long rested at the wrong time, which caused the druids to be able to finish the Rite of Thorns ritual to lock it up.
LETS GO, been waiting for the banger to drop, happy holidays guys
YEESS!😭😭 I love you guys, you two are the best ❤❤❤
I found your channel through the first BG3 video and I’m very happy with this.
you make me wait for this... I love it, I demand more!
I kind of liked the old dialogues, you can tell they cut a lot of sassy lines because it could be interpreted as offensive but I loved that ironic sense of humor.
You can tell Larian has more than a few Twatter cucks making some weird-ass calls for virtue signaling 😤😮💨
Hell yeah baller's gate. Pongsifu you dont know how much joy it brings to my heart when i see that you uploaded
YES, MORE PONG AND JACKSON
GIVE ME GIVE ME
Fantastic, looking forward to the next one.
Quoathe the Raven and the Country Bard-Wizard. Absolute chef kiss!!! 👩🍳💋
you have made yet another master piece man!
Honey wake up, new video to watch every time I'm making food ever just dropped
Man this is one of the funniest videos you made, with my other top being the Nioh "mushy" playthrough. I always look forward to your videos!
Yoooo I've been waiting for this video! You're content reminds of some of my best times with the bros. That was before I didn't have time to play with the homies anymore.
Christ bless you, Shadowheart being inappropriate is just hilarious
I can die happy if I get to see you two play the whole game and fuck around the whole time lol
Thank you Pong for busting out of jail and making my work shift less boring.
17:25 As someone who is both gay and autistic, I can confirm I am fully immune to the shadow curse.
I was just watching the old Ballers gate videos yesterday, this showing up in my feed feels like a Christmas gift
awesome video man, had me smiling and laughin the whole time
FINALLY IT'S HERE, WE CAN REJOICE ! Thank you for the Early Christmas Presents pong. Bless you.
the spy glass lens on the zoomout was amazing editing
Watching pongsifu play baldur's gate 3 while you are playing the same game is different kind of funny
Finally, it is here. I've been waiting for so long. 5/5 and I haven't even started watching it.
Thanks for the video, had a good laugh :D
Man, you two are comedic geniuses. Some of my all time favourite content!
😂🤣🤣 I love it this is gold. Keep the videos coming I wanna see more. Would be cool to see the bard character you guys said you would make. A dark urge bard would be funny not gonna lie . Kills everyone with his music 😂
18:19
My god! It's self-sustaining!
That style of editing jokes into character dialogues cracks me up every time
I've never seen two people accidently stumble thru an evil playthrough. 😂
You need to replay this game just to get Karlach, Scratch, and Owlbear Cub in your group. Maybe do a Durge run but try to be good? 🤪
They didn't pick an evil path, they just skipped the whole choice
finally pongsifu content, my end of year is made
I really needed this kind of surprise today
17:20 This isn't just regular darkness, this is... ADVANCED DARKNESS.
That whole "You look EXACTLY like a goblin" bit was how I felt playing EDF 5 and hearing repeatedly that the GIANT WALKING FROGS look "just like" humans
Finnaly the sequel we've been waiting for
I find it weird lae'zel in my experience seemed to be the easiest romance in the game just a bit of light bullying and she's like yes my panties are dropped.
Yep getting that frog 🐸 coochie is surprisingly easy, like it's somehow faster to get w/ Laezel than even Gale's horndog ass for Pete sakes
I have been waiting for this ever since the game officially came out
I am SO excited for this!
Can't wait for part 2, someday I know you'll make a part 3 too
So you ARE alive, what a relief!
I need more baldur's gate from yall this shit is too funny lmao