@@bleakpancake7475. What do you mean by “same” why did you not just say lmao or something, saying “same” doesn’t apply here. 🤷🏼👌🏻 ummmm.... u know, just sayin.
"As you can see, I am incredibly well prepared for this." *"But don't worry."* Why would I worry if I can plainly see the years of preparation for this feat?
my guess is that the "le chop" was still too expensive, as even if you strip the enchants, it still says "too expensive" thus making him unable to add books to it
no because technically it deletes all the enchantment data. If it stored the enchantments but didnt make them present, then it would say "Too expensive"
U should watch my friend he bought a bunch of prot 2 books and combined together until prot 4 and put it to his armour then he tried mending and it was to expensive
I'm Glad to see Dan smiling when he Sees the Enchantment of Bane of Arthropods. Then Realisies Le chop only needs one Enchant on either Sharp, Smite or Bane.
Dan I want you know that you made everybody’s childhood with the mods,reaction videos, etc I’m happy for you Dan you’ve made me laugh cry you were the sunlight in everybody’s heart and I wanna say thank you Dan
Today we remember the day that “Daniel Robert Middleton” tried to put every axe enchantment on “Le Chop” but never lived the dream of have every enchantment on “Le Chop”.
there is nothing i want more than for the diamond dimensions to be brought back with the same seed and mods (as many that are still available) or even add more mods. I beg. Its all i need for happiness. I will sacrifice all for it. It will be so nostalgic and so many people will come back just to watch it. I know you want to
prot 4 netherite armor is not enough one close creeper explosion and your deleted in hardcore even then his armor is not even prot 4 (not all of the pieces atleast) and he was wearing an elytra too
Listen, dan was in the right for being scared. Philza minecraft, a minecraft hardcore player, lost his 5 year old hardcore world to one baby zombie in a cave
*me waiting for Dan to realize that he can put his extra books in the grinder which would get rid of all of the unnecessary books that he doesn’t have room for, give him some extra levels, and replenish his book supply*
Yeah, or even worse dying in the void. I call that getting ToyCat’d (as in IBXToyCat) because he fell into the void with literally _all_ of his good stuff once (even though it wasn’t hardcore since he’s on Bedrock Edition)
Bruh dont remind me how i died 3 days ago i literally died to an iron golem because i got cornered in a hole with it Edit: i literally just defeated the ender dragon too i was trying to get sweeping edge and decided to kill my villager , i will do another world and on day 100 i will make an iron golem farm and afk for a literal day
Dan's goals were litteraly beyond his understanding
reverse flash/zoom reference 😅
@Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB4 that would be morgz
@Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB4 that would be morz
Someone clip dan saying 2+2=3 please
Underrated comment
...Just skipping ahead to make sure he didn’t die...
lol
oh hey jedi
Ok
lol xD
I did the same thing
"Two plus two equals three"
That's teaching kids good math
XD
Same
My math teacher said it was 4 I think she was lying
@@bleakpancake7475. What do you mean by “same” why did you not just say lmao or something, saying “same” doesn’t apply here. 🤷🏼👌🏻
ummmm.... u know, just sayin.
We know times tables and minus and plus
Black cat: exists
Dan: everything is your fault
You mean *I* exist
@@TheBuilderPro2025 no they mean exist
Thats most of the world but instead of black cats they blame it on the jews
@@TheBuilderPro2025 grammar 10/10
@@skeeyurr n*z!’s?
"why are the iron golems hitting me, i've be so nice to them"
*_literally has an iron farm where they smelt to death_*
Lol
XDD
?
you commented 3 times.....
And is that a bad thing
Dan “smite four that’s almost smite five”
Everyone liked that
Lol
lol
lol
ᎳᎻᎪᏆ ᏞᎾᏞ
LŌL
the fact he still uses his old skin really brings me back.
Yheah
Why wouldn’t he
F a x
I remember the days of the og lab
Yh
“I trusted the internet” everyone felt that.
Yup
How to ruin life 101
yup
Your pfp is cute.
@@Parthgamer123 thk you
"As you can see, I am incredibly well prepared for this."
*"But don't worry."*
Why would I worry if I can plainly see the years of preparation for this feat?
I dont know, why u askin me? I've got no idea my self.
@@stranger342 he’s not talking to you, it’s a rhetorical question.
@@clairee_ and I was joking bruv
@@stranger342 k “bruv”
@@clairee_ ok
I love how the world is still named "I might hate this"
@Ryder Lewis yeah
Oh yes, the name we all started with
my guess is that the "le chop" was still too expensive, as even if you strip the enchants, it still says "too expensive" thus making him unable to add books to it
no because technically it deletes all the enchantment data. If it stored the enchantments but didnt make them present, then it would say "Too expensive"
*”You shouldn’t read my name”*
@@DontcheckMyabout ok
Dude why I just started the video
Dan: *gets hit by golem*
Dan: “Omg I almost died!”
The 2 hearts that got taken away: 👁👄👁
LOL
Eloel
Dan got hit from the golem because he did not had his chestplate on and his helmet he had s gold helmet on and thats how he got hit hard
You can be paranoid when you’re on hardcore mode…
Dan: I haven’t forgot about my hardcore world
*sad ultra hardcore noises*
I mean he did stream on it a few months ago
@@mikawizard7182 *months*
Sad skyblock noises
Yeah I liked that series
Yall remember "the best minecraft series" Series? It had a bunch of mods
U can tell he is a dad when he forgets everything and makes so many mistakes because he is tired
Lol yea
Fishyboy r u a true fan cause he told us
When you’re female and not a dad but this comment is relatable
@@HeathledgerJoker-g9n ..fishy meant you can tell how much of a dad he is... not that he isn't a dad :/
just proves hes an amazing dad
Dan “If only there was a way to get rid of these enchanting books”
Grindstone: Am I a joke to you?
Yea
@Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB4 u bad
@Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB4 LOLOLOL YOUR SO BAD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SO BAD
Please do use the grindstone though
@Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB4 with pleasure ;)
Dan: *has full netherite armour*
Also dan: shouting over a burning zombie
never underestimate a zombie... pssst philza
@@hrvymc9292 true
PHIL LOOK OUT
PHIL THERE'S A ZOMBIE BEHIND-
*P1lza was slain by a zombie*
No He didn’t have a full netherite armor he had the boots and the pants on
Me: *Sees The word "Fail"and half hearts* E.X.U.S.E..M.E.
excuse*
Learn how to spell dude
Exuse lol
exuse lol
yea clickbait but meh its dan what we do
Dan's inventory is unorganised
Dan:"You expect that from Minecraft Hardcore."
Pewdiepie's Minecraft Hardcore self sorting system:"Am I a joke to you?"
@Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB4 shut
Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB4 shut it
Thats good one
Ahahhahahahahhahaha
@Ì Ãm ĶèvıñBB4 this man heard about reverse psycology a few seconds ago and thinks he's a genius. Then again I'm pretty sure you're a bot.
"If only there was a way to sell them.."
*grindstone moment*
He didn’t have to kill the cows. Could’ve just disenchanted all those books. It might have saved him half a trip back to the end
Ho
I was about to comment that but I haven’t finished the video yet
so funny
Dan: *has an iron farm and kills iron golems in lava*
Also Dan: *gets thrown in the air by an iron golem* “what a psycho”
HE WAS HITTING THE COWS NOT THE IRON GOLEMS
CALM DOWN
@@hashimalkooheji6402 ..the iron golem farm is not for cows x
@@hashimalkooheji6402 you calm down
@@HcazZach ok sorry
"If only there was a way to sell them"
Grindstone: am I a joke to you?
Yes
I WAS JUST ABKUT TO WRITE THE SAME EXACT RHING
LMAOOOOO xD
@@Ghostifis LITERALLY SAME LMFAO
I WAS GONNA SAY DAT
21:05 “Un’fortune’tly”
He says after he talks about fortune books
*Funngey*
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😄😃😐😑😐😶🟡
@@99dazemusic AAAA
🗿
Dan:"2+2 is... 3.. 3+3 is.. 4 4+4 is 5, quick maths!"
Math teachers: am I a joke to you
Yos
Bruh hes speaking minecraft math.
Math teachers were always a joke
That is how it works in Minecraft
@Peyton Gooch he knows, u had to ruin it
Never thought I’d hear someone say "And two plus two, equals three..."
Alternative title: I got scammed by the Internet -_-
Dream Commented on my latest video
Howz House bet
@@Dyfinite doubt
How's house I'll check
Howz House no
Dan searches for efficient axe enchanting.
Internet: so you have chosen death
@@iAlwaysWinLmao you can be a hater but just shut up man
@@iAlwaysWinLmao y u always commenting on his vids then
Dan: says enchantments wanted on axe
Me: no...that’s... impossible
I felt literal pain inside watching Dan get so many good books... to waste
U should watch my friend he bought a bunch of prot 2 books and combined together until prot 4 and put it to his armour then he tried mending and it was to expensive
Kermit but with a GUN
Same here man
Dan Doing maths, “ 2 plus 2 equals 3”- Daniel Robert Middleton, 2021...
lel
Bebal behemoth told us his name
Its minecraft math xD
Looool
@@unknownshadow5311 yuuup
"Two plus two equals three" yes a true mathematician
Lol😂😂😂
The fac RONG MY GUY😑
It’s big Brain
@@enderskeleton2007 r/wooosh
Well he is a Minecrafter
R.I.P mincraft harcore series Jul 28 2019-apr 3 2021
"2+2=3. 3+3=4. 4+4=5"
-DanTDM, the smartest man on earth
Its so obvious that 4+4 is 5
MaTh
he was adding them together
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
Well that’s not his smartness it’s who made this idea’s smartness
dan: stressing out
the middle of the vid: rAId sHadOw leGenDs
Uh
@@stonefireplace40 WAIT WHAT I LIKED YOUR COMMENT JUST AS DAN SAID UHHH
Dan said uh when i read uh
.....
He says uh alot
Yes
Dan: Gets tricked by the internet
Also Dan: *searches up if fortune is good... AND KEEPS SEARCHING!
I'm surprised he thought you could get fortune and silk touch in the same thing
Dan:when he dies in Minecraft hardcore he’s going to cry.
The world: it goes in history book
Don’t give Kevin hate
Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB well Logan Paul has a huge head start
@@calvinscarvings.66 LOL
ZA WARUDO TOKI TO TO MA WRYYYYYYYYYYY
Dan: Literally loses one heart
Also Dan: IM ABOUT TO *DIE*
I can't remember your profile pic name from the owl house.
@@bigoof8635 his name is king
Mumbo jumbo=danTDM
Who knew that The Owl House would spill onto Dan’s comment section.
it dos
Dan: most of you aren't subscribed. that's you.
me: nah mate, been here since 2012
Same dood
@@eponym_641 jeez u guys have been hear for a long time/8 years
@@almagamertv9452 I know
Same here my dude.
Same
dan: i wish there was a way to sell these books
me screaming internaly: GRINDSTONE MANN, GRINDSTONE
He means sell the books for something actually worth it, grindstone gives little to no xp
@Finn D0643 what are you saying yes too?
@@sixeclog7442 Yes
Same
*We all gotta admit, we all thought he died when we read the title.*
Yep I admit
Me too
This is a good comment
Yeah
true
Only ogs will remember these two words: Press Start
*god*
Yesss I loved that intro
The nostalgia
Yessssssssssss
dude I forgot abt that
“I’m going to have the best pickaxe in the game.” Excuse me did he just say pickaxe?
YES
:D
Yes
Nop
:D
After 78 episodes and almost 2 years it finally ended and its really sad to see it go
Really it is....
Yeah and Dan so sent even have max enchants on his armor
Use the grindstone to make the books that suck back into normal books so you can you can enchant them again. (guys make him see this)
@dantdm
No
If only Dan knew he could put his enchanted books in a grindstone
Lol
Yupppp
Lol
Grindstone work 100%
Lol
Dan: *makes the most powerful axe*
Also Dan: Still doesn't have fire aspect on his sword which he mainly uses
fire aspect is garbo wym fam
@The Holy Potato and bedrock
@@trulyfog fam for when hes killing the cows and it helps with killing mobs especially bc he has knockback they wont set him on fire
@The Holy Potato ik but he has knockback 2 so they wont even get close
@@notabrobxlo no, it's amazing on bedrock
I'm Glad to see Dan smiling when he Sees the Enchantment of Bane of Arthropods. Then Realisies Le chop only needs one Enchant on either Sharp, Smite or Bane.
Dan: 4+4 should be five.
Me: This is the smartest man alive.
in minecraft enchanting wise, yes. But in normal human math, no.
@@j1ns_40 woooosh
@@calebwoodhouse2777 T
True
Lol
Finally, he's played minecraft hardcore again.
He's probably gonna wait until 1.17 is finished because remember how long it took him to find copper and amethyst
@@Drogsman yeah a good point
Finally
Dream Commented on my latest video
I think now he should play piggy book 2
I've never seen someone work so hard for a bane of arthropods book.
It was so triggering for me how he didn't know about enchantment incompatabillity
"So 2 + 2 equals 3"
I'm surprised he didn't make a joke out of that
It literaly played the same line while i was reading this lol
Ikr
@@krishnav7304 same lmao
What time in the vid?
I thought it did with enchantments
Dan I want you know that you made everybody’s childhood with the mods,reaction videos, etc I’m happy for you Dan you’ve made me laugh cry you were the sunlight in everybody’s heart and I wanna say thank you Dan
I agree
damn bro that was deep...i used to wake up everyday go onto my kindle tablet and see if he had uploaded a new vid... ahhh the old times
@Amy Maye ...... You good? No drugs??
3+3=4 4+4=5!😂 classic math by Dan!
"Two plus two is three"
-DanTDM 2021
OML SOO FUNNY I'M CRYING OUT LOUD 🔊 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Lol😐😐😐😐😐😐
Ha....... hahaha.... *ha*
Timestamp?
@@imjustbeingrandom sure gimme a sec
Dan : I'm doing a garage sale of
ender pearls.
Dan's Garage : I don't exist.
Dan: *makes an automatic sorting system*
Also Dan: Puts his items in the different output chests instead of the input one
Today we remember the day that “Daniel Robert Middleton” tried to put every axe enchantment on “Le Chop” but never lived the dream of have every enchantment on “Le Chop”.
@@thatoneguye9595 because i did..
Actually its daniel
@@arab_apocalypse i know, i just relized i put Dan instead 🤦🏻
@@southmassrailfan mk
@@thatoneguye9595 uno reverse *card*
Pov: Your in the comments seeing if he died
I thought he died
True lol
Correct
same 😬
....
Me: "I FINISHED THE SERIES!!!"
Also me: "now what do i watch?"
the series really is over now-
@@Patrick.P im still so sad
You know you're early when the unfunny verified comments haven't arrived yet
Ya
The unfunny verified comment is 2 minutes earlier :(
Lol
I was to late
Pretty true
Alternative title: Dan learns to never trust the internet
Yup
Dan: "I ran out of books... Let's go make some more!"
Me: GRINDSTONE YOU! USE THE GRINDSTONE!
Ye
IKR!!!
@Mohamed Eshan Muflih lol
It lasted 2 years..R.I.P Minecraft hardcore
Dan: most people aren’t subscribed and that might be you
Me: being subbed when I was 3 years old
You just werent
Nic pig pfp
" le chop, you are, you are naked "
as long it's a netherite axe ...
le chop said:where is my clothes?!
"Honey where is my super suit?"
@@ItsStress "WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?!"
@@xt1503 Idk find it :p
Dantdm: I legit running out of room for all of this books
Grindstone: *LAUGH*
LOL ikr
i read this as soon as he said it
@@thationizedkid7238 same
Lol
Dan’s minecraft skills are soo satisfying
And you just go to dreams channel BRO DREAM OP OP OP
@@pinkleafninka6729 Damnit, Dream stans are here, go away you stan.
Not as good as mine lol
“.... Then two plus two, equals three...”
- DanTDM 2021
It's the minecraft enchanting
@@vxexplodingredbear6833 nah really??
@@ibrahimsheikh2236 forget about it, I know I missed the joke
Tip: when you enchant a book and you don't need it just disenchant it
Cool, I didn’t know that!
@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 r u exaggerating?
Dan: shouts
Asher: SHUT UP IM SLEEPING
Lol
Dan’s sound proof walls reading the comment and seeing this am I joke to you
@@Sbjakka r/ihavereddit
@@Sbjakka you. Must have spent so long on that 😂
there is nothing i want more than for the diamond dimensions to be brought back with the same seed and mods (as many that are still available) or even add more mods. I beg. Its all i need for happiness. I will sacrifice all for it. It will be so nostalgic and so many people will come back just to watch it. I know you want to
i agree ^ was hands down the best series and the peak of my childhood days
Dantdm: "i'm gonna do a garage sale for ender pearls"
Speedrunners: *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
Lol
Dan: Scared of creeper with almost the most op gear
Me: Now thats the dan I know
He prob dident want the unchanging table to break]k and the bookshelf’s
near the sugarcane i think he means
@@idj1032 at 11:50
prot 4 netherite armor is not enough
one close creeper explosion and your deleted in hardcore
even then his armor is not even prot 4 (not all of the pieces atleast) and he was wearing an elytra too
@i game i do research to oh ok I dont really know all the stats of enchants Or thought anyone would see this comment tbh
Dad brain
He can’t remember what he just did less than five minutes ago
🥲
Hater alert !!!
@@the12deadlysins50 that's not hating, it's a joke, ur being the hater here, unless someone else replied to this comment, but got deleted
That's not being a hater, it's funny cause he's a dad now and he's getting old. So he's not saying he's a bad UA-camr or anything.
Dad brain or dan brain
I’m nine but that’s still me.
7:31
If DanTDM, was your math teacher, you will be failing all your classes.
DanTDM: *2+2=3*
*3+3=4*
*4+4=5*
“I’ll become unstoppable” wait... wasn’t that one of your other video titles???
This reply will make your day.
@@itsleeivy This reply to your reply will make your day
@blossom gaming this reply to your reply to your reply will make you day
@@huntercatholique6308 this reply to your reply to your reply to your reply will make your day
@@itsleeivy this reply will ruin your day
Never gonna give you up
POV: You are relieved to know that he didn't die and lose the world.
No btw
Y E S
Fun fact no one in the world has finished this
LIEA
E
Who asked?
Nope
Editor has
Dan: *gets Smite IV*
also Dan: “Yes! Smite five!”
Dan that’s four-
Oh so your here after the well........yeah🥲
I get V and IV mixed up too
That is One Five
Didn't he already have another Smite IV which he could've combined to get Smite V?
IV is four VI is six
Dan: *full set of netherite armor with great enchantment*
Also dan: *screams and runs away from a creepeer*
Listen, dan was in the right for being scared. Philza minecraft, a minecraft hardcore player, lost his 5 year old hardcore world to one baby zombie in a cave
@@theexpiredmarshmallow5382 also spider and skeleton
I just checked the comments and they say he didn’t die... phew...
@Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB alright please shut up
@Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB you already are, congratulations :/
@Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB you have competition
but you're beautiful i would never want you to ever be hated you're my fav youtuber!
dan: i didn't forget this time
old viewers: misadventure?
haha yea
Miitopia and Tomodachi Life
YES, FINALLY!! JUSTICE FOR THE DOWNWARDS BUBBLE ELEVATOR!!!!
This is just maths with dan. But the maths is scuffed
2+2 is ..Fo- THREE
*me waiting for Dan to realize that he can put his extra books in the grinder which would get rid of all of the unnecessary books that he doesn’t have room for, give him some extra levels, and replenish his book supply*
POV: you're not early you're just at the right time
☑️
Lol
This is so overused
Let’s see how many subs I get from this
Current:7
-_- don't remind me
His voice never changed since 2015
Dan, u have a whole entire town in ur minecraft world but yet u still don’t have a mine enterance- WUT
honestly an iron golem is better than being philza’d
Iron golem og
This baby zombie is on a quest to kill every hardcore player...
Yeah, or even worse dying in the void. I call that getting ToyCat’d (as in IBXToyCat) because he fell into the void with literally _all_ of his good stuff once (even though it wasn’t hardcore since he’s on Bedrock Edition)
Bruh dont remind me how i died 3 days ago i literally died to an iron golem because i got cornered in a hole with it
Edit: i literally just defeated the ender dragon too i was trying to get sweeping edge and decided to kill my villager , i will do another world and on day 100 i will make an iron golem farm and afk for a literal day
Thanks for being the top featured comment and for being a spoiler
Let’s just a appreciate that Dan is still doing this and enjoys it
The only time in history anyone’s wanted bane of arthropods
On Notch
alternate title: grown man goes insane after realising he wasted 2 hours of his life just to get a good axe
bro these comments are so unfunny jesus christ
Y e s
@@ip_yt that’s just mean
@@ip_yt don't take the name of that Idiot
@@ip_yt rude
Dan: 4+4=5
Math teachers: allow me to introduce myself
Dan: I’m a god with an axe
Me: You’re a star my guy
"We should have the best pickaxe in the game"
Dan said while trying to get the best axe in the game
no one:
Dan: i blame you black cat
black cat: meow
You watch doctor mike too?!
haha cat go meow
The thing is though is that Black Cats are lucky in Britan, but Unlcky in America
dan says: "smite, sharpness..."
me: "hol' up"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sus 🤨
You can disenchant the books that you don’t need to get more books back
We all know
Hi dan
?
Dan: 4+4=5
Dan's math teacher when he was a child: *disappointed*
*L O L*
2+2=4 not 3 3+3=6 not 4 4+4=8not
Put the enchanted books you don’t want in a grindstone so you can reuse the books and get some levels back