It's a shame that the person who buys this will probably hardly spend any time there because they'll be splitting it among their other mansions across the world.
If they live in it at all. The world's wealth is stashing money in safe real estate markets like NYC. There are whole skyscrapers around central park full of empty units, bought and sold like stocks.
You two really have an unmatched chemistry. And you have a unique presentation style. Lethargic, torpid, uninspired, stunted, soulless, lackluster, aloof, detached. I really have a trouble finding the correct adjective. Thank you for showing us your Cartier. Bumping into the door at 4:30 was a nice touch. Subscribed!
But but but…these people are important…and influential…and….and…well…just better than everyone else. Upper crust!! Elite!!! Never mind. You wouldn’t understand.
This penthouse would be an awesome film location. I could totally see it being the setting for a small one-setting horror movie/thriller or the lair of a Bond villain
This unit has been featured across numerous creators' social channels for MONTHS. That means it's getting no action and is overpriced. I live near this building and it's outrageously priced, though beautiful.
I think if they removed those thick gold-colored crossbars that break up the arches through the middle, they would have a better chance at selling this penthouse.
It's harder to sell because it's in an older building and in a less trendy area than the other super-expensive penthouses in Manhattan. Most of the pricey penthouses are in glassy new buildings near 59th Street.
Idk how to describe it but the interior design translates as so flat. I would expect some more character. When you have that much money, I’d expect much more of an impact in design. Don’t get me wrong though, the bones of this penthouse is beautiful.
I’ve always wanted to live in an expensive, and expansive, McDonalds, under the golden arches. Is there a custom built McFlurry machine - and is it always out of order for authenticity?
The outdoor parts of these penthouses have always given me anxiety when I watch these videos. Beautiful place but too high up for me. I only made it to 3 minutes -- I'm grabbing my chest. I can't finish it but I'm sure the whole building is beautiful.
Splendid design and amazing craftsmanship. It's a fussy point, but describing something as 'very' unique is incorrect. It's either unique or it isn't. I'm not sure why I'm commenting on this, except to say that a property of this extraordinary quality should be presented flawlessly. It strikes me as a bit amateurish that the script isn't as excellent as the property. Maybe I'm just bitter that I won't every be rich enough to own such a masterpiece!
Second time I've seen this depressing apartment featured on UA-cam. The inside looks great until you see it from the outside... it looks like a Bond Villain lair. It is new construction but it looks like the building was retrofitted on an old brutalist industrial site. It doesn't give off welcoming vibes. You could live anywhere in NYC for this money. If I had that kind of cash I'd kick my feet up in the Plaza overlooking central park for half the price
@@US_ARMY_25_INF._DIV. The common expenses displayed on the listing for the property have the following; Taxes per month; $11,398 Common expenses/maintenance(i.e., HOA); $12,453
I live on the other side of the park and every morning I admire this building in the distance. I love that the arches give some character to the skyline.
Came to the comment specifically looking for an answer to this. It's never addressed, but those are definitely doors and that is definitely a tiny ledge with no barrier.
@@PaganCaleb They're weird and unnerving to the point of being sinister... like constant invitations to suicide from whichever direction you look at (or choose!)
It is wild to me how much these multimillion dollar skyrises do little for me. When I think of a beautiful home in New York, it will always be their townhomes. The architecture is second to none and the hearth of such homes speaks to so much character. Batman could live here and I'd be like sure. Like it's soulless.
These types of “homes” are largely real estate investments and no one lives in them. Such a shame to stage it with such beautiful decor that’s going to go untouched. Might as well not have any furnishings in these units at all
You make some great points. I think you'd have to live wearing sunglasses all day. I would actually love to see this place at night. For me - the view is really to be enjoyed at night.
It gives me anxiety just thinking of getting close to those windows!! It looks like they even open up so you can fall out like that woman in Sex & the City
The fact that introducing a $33M penthouse was so awkwardly filmed on a random staircase in the beginning of the video by two people who can barely phonetically get out a sentence stuns me. Also, "we curated this kitchen for people who want to eat and people who want to entertain." Nice. You made a kitchen for the entire world's population. Dope description buddy. Nice for 90% of the video to be shot out of focus, too. Great job, AD.
This truly is one of a kind. Those arched windows are so beautiful. Its so elegant throughout. A really beautiful place. Thanks for the tour, very enjoyable :o)
Them: Let me introduce you to this stunning $33,000,000 New York Penthouse with 360 degree views of the city. People afraid of heights: yeah…no thanks😅
It´s very windy on the terrace outside - given the hight of the building, I would expect it will be too cold and windy to actually spend longer time outdors. Even the plants there are constantly and quite vigourously shaken by the wind
It IS stunning! But ppl shouldn't be allowed to have that much money. There should be a cap on a certain amount bc that's just wild. 33 mill??? It's nuts! 😬🤦🏼♀️
Not that I live like a complete pauper, but it does make me sad that somebody can justify spending this much on a home when there is a housing crisis in the US and there are so many people struggling financially across the world.
I totally agree. Have you seen the showcase of Ivana Trump's house? The excessiveness of some people are wild considering how most of the world is struggling.
Rule 1: never walk backwards on camera. Rule 2: if you do walk backwards, against all common sense, be prepared to re-shoot the scene when you hit the obstacle behind you. Rule 3: learn that it’s just ‘unique’ and nothing else, not very/super unique or any other combination.
I lived right around the corner from here while they were building this place. The actual building design is so ugly and sticks out like a sore thumb. It’s so characterless and gaudy. Also, this is Yorkville, not Upper East Side. Lol
Is this the one with the windows that are dangerous for small pets? In spite of all the custom details it still looks like an Instagram Model designed it while sitting in her white faux fur chair looking at her pink vision board.
“This kitchen is designed for those people who want to eat” 😂😂😂😂 This crazy statement alone speaks volumes! 😂 if you’re a Billionaire who loves to eat (ahem- E Musk) this place is for you! 🤣
in case of emergency you have to use stairs to exit the building. I did hear about the elevator but nothing about the stairs. that gave me the idea that the owner should have parachutes just in case. cool
***********🔥********† don't get me wrong this is a beautiful apartment with great views. But I would NOT feel safe here because what about if there's a fire or an explosion on one of the floors below? how in tarnation you going to get out? Another thing, you know there was some buildings in Miami Beach that fell down close to where my humble little winter condominium is. I don't trust these buildings anymore, especially these huge buildings, plus they could topple down just because of that humongous weight. And a terrorist attack?! Hello! No thank you !
So true. Whenever I see buildings this tall, it always reminds me of 9/11. Too scary. You are practically dead if anything happens because no one is surviving that. After reading your comment, it also popped into my mind, what if someone was having a heart attack? You'd literally be dead before the medics even reach you! Scary! 😟
It's a shame that the person who buys this will probably hardly spend any time there because they'll be splitting it among their other mansions across the world.
I’ll try to spend more time in this penthouse though
If they live in it at all. The world's wealth is stashing money in safe real estate markets like NYC. There are whole skyscrapers around central park full of empty units, bought and sold like stocks.
@@Print229 Bought by Russian kleptocrats, drug cartel money-launderers, Arabs...
People generally don't live in building like this, it's simply for investing in real estate purposes.
Yup, most of these are empty most of the time.
You two really have an unmatched chemistry. And you have a unique presentation style. Lethargic, torpid, uninspired, stunted, soulless, lackluster, aloof, detached. I really have a trouble finding the correct adjective. Thank you for showing us your Cartier. Bumping into the door at 4:30 was a nice touch. Subscribed!
Yeah, I actually had to mute the narration, it was too unpleasant and distracting.
But but but…these people are important…and influential…and….and…well…just better than everyone else. Upper crust!! Elite!!! Never mind. You wouldn’t understand.
😂😂😂🤷♀️💀
wow. how harsh. do you judge yourself with the same respect? I think they did a great job and nobody is perfect.
Because we are PORFESSIONALZ
Hope everyone is having a blessed day
This penthouse would be an awesome film location. I could totally see it being the setting for a small one-setting horror movie/thriller or the lair of a Bond villain
Ooh, horror movie would be great!!
Close enough. 😊 It was just featured in s4 ep4 of Succession as the penthouse Kendall is crying from. I knew I recognized the arches.
this penthouse must be hard to sell. nearly every architecture youtuber has visited it 😊
This unit has been featured across numerous creators' social channels for MONTHS. That means it's getting no action and is overpriced. I live near this building and it's outrageously priced, though beautiful.
I think if they removed those thick gold-colored crossbars that break up the arches through the middle, they would have a better chance at selling this penthouse.
It's harder to sell because it's in an older building and in a less trendy area than the other super-expensive penthouses in Manhattan. Most of the pricey penthouses are in glassy new buildings near 59th Street.
@@dryden0100 this building was built a few years ago
@@innomind You're right. Evidently it was built in 2020. It seemed older in the photos.
Apartment $33 million… cleaning camera lens… free.
Oh my Lord! The thumbnail was breathtaking!!
Another beautiful, yet souless, sterile and excruciatingly expensive apartment high in the sky.
no one lives in it yet of course it’s sterile
Beautiful but I think the glass would freak me out as not enough support which is obviously not the case. The arches give it unusual character.
thanks but the forest view is better :)
that brick laying is just so beautiful
If the elevator stops working, I’m basically screwed
True, but stairs are good exercise for no extra charge.
I just wanna paint the arches yellow 💛
Buh duh buh buh buh, I'M LOVING IT 😂😂
Idk how to describe it but the interior design translates as so flat. I would expect some more character. When you have that much money, I’d expect much more of an impact in design. Don’t get me wrong though, the bones of this penthouse is beautiful.
What is the tempereture in the winter inside ?
Macdonalds. Arches. Can’t unsee….
I would never be able to relax in this soulless glass box.
I’ve always wanted to live in an expensive, and expansive, McDonalds, under the golden arches. Is there a custom built McFlurry machine - and is it always out of order for authenticity?
With a view like that, why wasn’t the kitchen designed with the stove looking out instead of facing the wall?
If I could afford to live in NYC then I would never live any higher than the 4th floor.
Stunning!
Feels like at office here
A "custom" buyer for sure!
The outdoor parts of these penthouses have always given me anxiety when I watch these videos. Beautiful place but too high up for me. I only made it to 3 minutes -- I'm grabbing my chest. I can't finish it but I'm sure the whole building is beautiful.
Rick from pawn stars: best I can do is this lint and paperclip in found in my pockets.
This has to be one of the most exclusive properties in the world but somehow it seems they cheaped out on the glazing
5:05 lol the painting is spelled wrong. It's "très cool", not "trés cool"
Splendid design and amazing craftsmanship. It's a fussy point, but describing something as 'very' unique is incorrect. It's either unique or it isn't. I'm not sure why I'm commenting on this, except to say that a property of this extraordinary quality should be presented flawlessly. It strikes me as a bit amateurish that the script isn't as excellent as the property. Maybe I'm just bitter that I won't every be rich enough to own such a masterpiece!
It's like a little monastic temple in the sky :) 😍😃😍
Amazing
I love everything except the price..
i will buy it as long as the HOA is not more than $300.00 per month.
Seems alright! - will be getting in contact soon 😌
Wow! A kitchen designed for those who want to 'eat'!
'We created this kitchen for those who want to eat' blew my mind, that concept alone is worth $20mil
Lol.
'We created this kitchen for those who are going to have to clean it."
a 33mil aquarium just for you to feel like a goldfish in
The people who who buy homes like this live on straight adrenochrome injections. Eating is for mammals.
We created this kitchen for those who will never use it or set foot in it'
Nice, another penthouse for the ultra rich that will sit uninhabited until the end of time.
I apologise for saying but I felt the inside environment of this mansion quit depressing..
That’s because it’s a soulless modernist monstrosity
take some Prozac
The arches really give this building a beautiful character
Like Always
Agreed, gorgeous
It's like living under a bridge.
@@rjd3wine LOL run around the house pretending to be a troll
The Golden Arches come to mind.
"We created the kitchen for those who like to eat"
Well that was awfully thoughtful of you.
😂😂
I can't with these agents trying to make something so basic sound innovative 😂😂
i will buy it as long as the HOA is not more than $300.00 per month.
First - you hoard the money and the earths resources.
Then - you waste the money and the earths resources!
Second time I've seen this depressing apartment featured on UA-cam. The inside looks great until you see it from the outside... it looks like a Bond Villain lair. It is new construction but it looks like the building was retrofitted on an old brutalist industrial site. It doesn't give off welcoming vibes. You could live anywhere in NYC for this money. If I had that kind of cash I'd kick my feet up in the Plaza overlooking central park for half the price
Who else is here to check Kendall's apartment?
I'm eating a lunchable for dinner while watching this. The rich might as well be a different species.
The arches, the interior decor, the furniture...I love everything about this place.
Agree. I like everything about this house except the price lol.
The urban architecture is as dope as heaven!
i will buy it as long as the HOA is not more than $300.00 per month.
@@US_ARMY_25_INF._DIV.
The common expenses displayed on the listing for the property have the following;
Taxes per month; $11,398
Common expenses/maintenance(i.e., HOA); $12,453
I live on the other side of the park and every morning I admire this building in the distance. I love that the arches give some character to the skyline.
Did you sell me a hotdog last week?
Lol, so he needed to be formally introduced and moved up higher on the stairs in between shots to demonstrate his supposed superiority?!
I noticed that. I'm like really? Masculine superiority? Duh. It's 2023 for all intents and purposes. Not the Dark Ages.
It was 28 or 29 million when it was shown by other people 😧
You should've bought it then
What's with all those doors whose only access is to a narrow ledge, seemingly without any barrier?
Came to the comment specifically looking for an answer to this. It's never addressed, but those are definitely doors and that is definitely a tiny ledge with no barrier.
@@PaganCaleb They're weird and unnerving to the point of being sinister... like constant invitations to suicide from whichever direction you look at (or choose!)
Take a shot every time he says "custom"
I've just woken up in hospital. What happened??
@@RustyPetterson Custom. 😉
@@RustyPetterson Haha! 😂😂
Realtors are too much, I swear xD They try to make everything sound elevated but they come off more as desperate 😂
There's no way I'd go out on them balconys hahah
Even inside near the windows! no way!
Why not? It's safe. I've been
You can't possibly live here with children or pets.
All that money and you can't black out the master bedroom.
if you’re spending $33 million on a home you won’t mind spending a couple thousand on luxurious blinders/covers
It is wild to me how much these multimillion dollar skyrises do little for me. When I think of a beautiful home in New York, it will always be their townhomes. The architecture is second to none and the hearth of such homes speaks to so much character. Batman could live here and I'd be like sure. Like it's soulless.
I completely agree with you… so expensive but it feels so cold. I think I could only handle living there for a few weeks.
I totally agree with you. Cold and unfeeling.
I'd hate to be so far above the tree line
These types of “homes” are largely real estate investments and no one lives in them. Such a shame to stage it with such beautiful decor that’s going to go untouched. Might as well not have any furnishings in these units at all
You make some great points. I think you'd have to live wearing sunglasses all day. I would actually love to see this place at night. For me - the view is really to be enjoyed at night.
It gives me anxiety just thinking of getting close to those windows!! It looks like they even open up so you can fall out like that woman in Sex & the City
I know this wasn't meant to be funny but I literally LOL'd. That's so scary to think about! 😬😬
I normally love luxury, city views from high above and New York. But this penthouse gives me a bad vibe.
Dining table only seats eight peasants
I could never sleep in a room with windows like that. I was expecting him to show custom automated blinds. Lol.
I could never take a bath in a room with windows like that LOL. Expect to be watched every night by the whole city, yikes! 😬😬
@@pa5666 Release your inner exhibitionist.......you'll make some new friends.
When it showed the bedroom I thought 'oh, you have to change in the bathroom.' Then it showed the bathroom... 😅
No one can see you up that high haha
It blows my mind how someone could easily afford this place. And probably spend very little time there…..
Money laundering come to mind? Will an LLC or other entity be the owner?
Please tell me there are discrete automated drop down shades in that bathroom.
A friend of mine used to describe apartments without window coverings as sources for "window drama" for all the neighbors.
And bedroom. I could not sleep with a bare window.
Seen this on two other channels. One of the best apartments I've ever seen in new york because of the terrace alone
What channels?
@@TheMarslMcFly Erik Conover was one of them, he reviewed this 3 weeks ago
@@TheMarslMcFly Erik conover and Anthony park
The fact that introducing a $33M penthouse was so awkwardly filmed on a random staircase in the beginning of the video by two people who can barely phonetically get out a sentence stuns me. Also, "we curated this kitchen for people who want to eat and people who want to entertain." Nice. You made a kitchen for the entire world's population. Dope description buddy. Nice for 90% of the video to be shot out of focus, too. Great job, AD.
Welcome to the strange world of real estate agents, drastically under skilled, drastically over paid :D 🤔🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im sure you can film a better video
Don't forget the "Private outdoor sun-room" lmao
I think they did a great job. not everyone is comfortable with cameras and this is AD no less
how tf am i supposed to buy this when this women pronounces triplex like that. ill be taking my 33,000,000 elsewhere
This truly is one of a kind. Those arched windows are so beautiful. Its so elegant throughout. A really beautiful place. Thanks for the tour, very enjoyable :o)
Finally, a NYC penthouse that is worth the price. This has to have the best views in all of New York?! This penthouse is stunning!
Still not worth the price
That is not worth the price, rofl.
@@pa5666 clearly you haven't seen many other triplex penthouses on here go for much more rofl.
@@geeunit831 Huge Scam
if you pay 33 million for a tiny living space just to look at other buildings, then there's something wrong with you.
Them: Let me introduce you to this stunning $33,000,000 New York Penthouse with 360 degree views of the city.
People afraid of heights: yeah…no thanks😅
It´s very windy on the terrace outside - given the hight of the building, I would expect it will be too cold and windy to actually spend longer time outdors. Even the plants there are constantly and quite vigourously shaken by the wind
It IS stunning! But ppl shouldn't be allowed to have that much money. There should be a cap on a certain amount bc that's just wild. 33 mill??? It's nuts! 😬🤦🏼♀️
2:50 are some of those windows actually doors? looks like they go right off the edge of the building!
They are, sort of, but don't open more than a couple of inches so they're safe.
They're made so you can jump off when you loose your fortune on crypto
This is so you can grab the windex and wash your windows.
Same thought...causing me anxiety just thinking of getting close to the windows!!!
@@tallSycamore well, so your maid can. No one who can afford to live here does their own cleaning)
Not that I live like a complete pauper, but it does make me sad that somebody can justify spending this much on a home when there is a housing crisis in the US and there are so many people struggling financially across the world.
I totally agree. Have you seen the showcase of Ivana Trump's house? The excessiveness of some people are wild considering how most of the world is struggling.
Rule 1: never walk backwards on camera.
Rule 2: if you do walk backwards, against all common sense, be prepared to re-shoot the scene when you hit the obstacle behind you.
Rule 3: learn that it’s just ‘unique’ and nothing else, not very/super unique or any other combination.
I got dizzy watching this video.
Anyone else notice the small black speck on the screen every few b reel shots?
That place isn’t worth 5 mil in my books.
$33M, but how much are the HOA fees and prop. taxes?
The “20’s and 30’s” was Art Deco, not Turn of the century.
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Strange, I'm having a difficult time thinking of a single building in Manhattan that uses the "iconic" PARABOLIC ARCH.
I lived right around the corner from here while they were building this place. The actual building design is so ugly and sticks out like a sore thumb. It’s so characterless and gaudy. Also, this is Yorkville, not Upper East Side. Lol
I guess I'll just get used to being a peasant
Beautiful penthouse, filthy camera sensor. All those dirt and dust particles on the camera sensor really spoil such a nice video.
I wouldn't give you a nickel for it.
people actually want to live here?
Yeah i do
Ì can see ELON MUSK living here! 🕺🍸🍾😁🤣🤣
I can't. He's currently living in a fold out two room house.
This makes me think I would have to put on so much sunscreen every day and always be shielding my eyes. Those windows are oppressive.
The staging let’s it down for that price tag. I expected to see something really custom and different!
@LB my point exactly!!!
No sink sprayer?
the butler will pee on the dishes for you
Almost booked it last night then i was hungry woke up n went to check my fridge so i missed the deal because i was enjoying my ice cream.
Is this the NYC building that has a horrible wind whistle and sewage pipe leakage? The ridiculous things rich folk will pay for.
Why did they put this on UA-cam as if average people can afford this and then tell us how much it costs so we can "think it over"
I really appreciate the use of the bricks !! So unique :D
Is this the one with the windows that are dangerous for small pets? In spite of all the custom details it still looks like an Instagram Model designed it while sitting in her white faux fur chair looking at her pink vision board.
I am just $32,999,970 short of buying this place. gotta get my numbers up. Wish me luck
Ahh only $33M. I think I’ll snatch this bargain up next week
“This kitchen is designed for those people who want to eat” 😂😂😂😂 This crazy statement alone speaks volumes! 😂 if you’re a Billionaire who loves to eat (ahem- E Musk) this place is for you! 🤣
in case of emergency you have to use stairs to exit the building. I did hear about the elevator but nothing about the stairs. that gave me the idea that the owner should have parachutes just in case. cool
What? No pool?
Gaming in this, all lights out (except the monitors), by night with the view and lights from outside. Must be stunning.
I can't imagine anyone would want to live in NY. Let alone pay 33m to have a very nice appartment. Kind of crazy.
Are you from a small village? A lot of people want to live in NY. It's mainly the price that makes it impossible.
***********🔥********† don't get me wrong this is a beautiful apartment with great views. But I would NOT feel safe here because what about if there's a fire or an explosion on one of the floors below? how in tarnation you going to get out? Another thing, you know there was some buildings in Miami Beach that fell down close to where my humble little winter condominium is. I don't trust these buildings anymore, especially these huge buildings, plus they could topple down just because of that humongous weight. And a terrorist attack?! Hello! No thank you !
So true. Whenever I see buildings this tall, it always reminds me of 9/11. Too scary. You are practically dead if anything happens because no one is surviving that. After reading your comment, it also popped into my mind, what if someone was having a heart attack? You'd literally be dead before the medics even reach you! Scary! 😟
Obsessed with the hand made bricks, seeing the fingerprints in them. Beautiful
What’s up with those door way windows? It’s giving me anxiety and I’m not even in the house!
Why are there doors leading outside, where there is No TERRACE?