CAR RIDE WITH PORTUGUESE MOM - BAD NEWS MARIA

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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 123

  • @fern
    @fern 5 років тому +23

    Luisa called Fatinha, Fatinha called Maria, Maria called Idalina, Idalina called Ana Furtado, Ana Furtado called Maria Joana, Maria Joana called Portuguese Mom, that's how.

  • @Marie-ru6ek
    @Marie-ru6ek 5 років тому +16

    I miss my mother so much. I found this to be very funny and so so true..lol but it really made me miss her. It was bitter sweet

    • @ThePortugueseKids
      @ThePortugueseKids  5 років тому +1

      Thank you for sharing that ❤️ Glad we could bring up some good memories of her.

    • @Marie-ru6ek
      @Marie-ru6ek 5 років тому

      Thank you all❤️

    • @afallin
      @afallin 5 років тому

      Me too, my mum's the best. Cant wait for Octobre to go to PT.

    • @luzluz3752
      @luzluz3752 3 роки тому

      ❤❤❤

  • @pda0016
    @pda0016 5 років тому +39

    Omg I come from FallRiver...My mom is from Porto Portugal...This is so true. LMAO you guys are great.

    • @xMisterBiggs
      @xMisterBiggs 5 років тому

      LMAO for real. This couldn't be any more true. My family came here from the mainland. We're in Peabody,Ma.

  • @joanneshot4417
    @joanneshot4417 3 роки тому +7

    I love it! My Vovo and uncle owned the big, white house on the corner of French and High Street when I was a child. We had many Portuguese relatives in the area all from Sao Miguel, Azores. Sadly, they are all long gone now. I live in Florida since 1986 and miss that heritage SO much. Thank you Portuguese Kids for these great memories!!!

  • @newarkman2663
    @newarkman2663 5 років тому +40

    My grandfather and grandmother came from Portugal lived in Fallriver. Now I'm doing the same thing my father did. Talk about everybody dying. Portuguese tradition handed down once again. 😉

  • @mgfan81
    @mgfan81 5 років тому +17

    This is gold. Should do one with the dad...my dad was/is so over-protective of his car, you gotta watch it, otherwise "Eh-Pa! My car! What are you doing to my car?" (The answer 100% of the time is driving it, but dads 100% of the time see it as breaking the car!) You're not gonna pass your driving test, he'll say.

  • @joannoliveira7945
    @joannoliveira7945 5 років тому +8

    “It’s gonna be a nice Sunday drive, if I don’t die. I have a lotta things to do tomorrow!”

  • @karlasousa5495
    @karlasousa5495 5 років тому +21

    'Papo secos' lol I have not heard that in years. #Portugueseandproud

    • @nelsonricardo3729
      @nelsonricardo3729 5 років тому

      You must be new to this channel. Papo secos get mentioned a lot.

  • @nicholev2719
    @nicholev2719 5 років тому +5

    This is the most accurate video of a Portuguese woman I have ever seen 😂 this is my mother 😂

  • @TaraBW
    @TaraBW 4 роки тому +3

    So funny.
    Thank you.
    I appreciate the english captions.
    It helps to learn the language 😉😁

  • @Empressof.Darkness95
    @Empressof.Darkness95 5 років тому +8

    THE TRUTH IN LESS THAN SEVEN MINUTES THIS IS MY GODMOTHER!

  • @pierrerossouw6083
    @pierrerossouw6083 5 років тому +4

    OMG, so true. My mother only tells me about people from the 'neighbourhood' when they have passed away. How does she even know?! They don't speak while they're alive . . . .
    And, yes, it takes my mom about 3 minutes to back out of the driveway. 'Filho, you never know if someone is gonna cross the driveway'. We live in a cul-de-sac. Ah, bless their souls.

  • @jmarksproul
    @jmarksproul 5 років тому +6

    Wow! You guys are great film makers. Also, Excellent cutting and splicing of shots, dialogue, voice overs and location shots! Very professional and hilariously entertaining!

  • @fabricio_1893
    @fabricio_1893 5 років тому +21

    "Ela era uma puta" 😂😂🤘🏽❤

  • @ccashmier
    @ccashmier 4 роки тому +3

    This one still the best!!! This was so my mom, like everyday lol. I shared this video with my brother, flashbacks 😂

  • @tenebrisrex333
    @tenebrisrex333 5 років тому +17

    The Italians, The Jews and The French do the same thing. Trust, I know personally. Lol

  • @bohrhapboys1863
    @bohrhapboys1863 5 років тому +1

    I'm Portuguese and I live about 20 minutes from fall river. So many memories

  • @maddiej2165
    @maddiej2165 5 років тому +4

    Maria is just like my avó also my cousins lives in Fall River

  • @ELizabeth_Beeza
    @ELizabeth_Beeza 4 роки тому +3

    These videos been helping me during this CoVide - 19
    I hope you can do the Dads it would be hilarious

  • @bettyannmartinho204
    @bettyannmartinho204 5 років тому +4

    Hi guys my name is carlie and me and my friend eleza are the people dancing with you guys at the Portuguese wedding. You guys are the best

  • @anapaulabarbedo8471
    @anapaulabarbedo8471 4 роки тому +3

    Omg!! Reminded me when I used to love in Fall River... on Harrison St... ai que saudade!

  • @Rojo731
    @Rojo731 5 років тому +5

    I was going to say that it looks like Fall River or New Bedford. My very Portuguese Grandmother does this bad news delivery hahahaha.

  • @crovellofamily3575
    @crovellofamily3575 5 років тому +3

    You guys are so funny! You always make my day and remind me of my childhood!🙏🏼❤️🇵🇹💋

  • @menacebeatz9598
    @menacebeatz9598 5 років тому +3

    I’m crying laughing right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭This is soooooo trueeee

  • @davidvilhenafloreshorn-mar9689
    @davidvilhenafloreshorn-mar9689 4 роки тому +2

    This is the funniest and truest thing ever.

  • @gasparinha
    @gasparinha 5 років тому +4

    "Who the hell gives their doggies fish?" LMAO

  • @sheilab6815
    @sheilab6815 11 місяців тому +2

    This was so much my mother…😂😂😂

  • @crystalgracioso1803
    @crystalgracioso1803 5 років тому +3

    HYSTERICAL!!!!!!

  • @rogerneves7302
    @rogerneves7302 5 років тому +2

    Hahaha just like my mom..keep up the good job guys,look forward to your videos

  • @claudiadutrah
    @claudiadutrah 5 років тому +2

    Love this !!

  • @noverlord1147
    @noverlord1147 5 років тому +5

    "She was a puta" 🤣 Of course

  • @eddietavaresjr.4773
    @eddietavaresjr.4773 5 років тому +4

    I drive my mom and i can not listen to my CD 's in my truck my mom can talk my ear off. My mom is the same way ! 🇵🇹

  • @nelsonnobrega1133
    @nelsonnobrega1133 11 місяців тому +1

    litteraly my tia maria

  • @tylerbenevides9897
    @tylerbenevides9897 5 років тому +4

    "Thats probably why you had diabetes." 😂💀

  • @toenytv7946
    @toenytv7946 5 років тому

    Love it great job. Thank God for our parents and there heritage. They seem to be all the same. Just hard at the time to see it in this way. Funny

  • @mindam3657
    @mindam3657 5 років тому +2

    I love you guys!

  • @TheeCrazyBatz
    @TheeCrazyBatz 5 років тому +3

    Love you guys, always cracking me up😂😂

  • @ernestocaviar7020
    @ernestocaviar7020 5 років тому +1

    So real, like always

  • @tylerbenevides9897
    @tylerbenevides9897 5 років тому +2

    "Thats probably why you have diabetes." 😂

  • @BOTAJELL
    @BOTAJELL 5 років тому +6

    Lmao 🤣!! Happy New Year 🎆🎊🍾!

  • @megbritz
    @megbritz 5 років тому +1

    Brilliant.

  • @MrBigal123123
    @MrBigal123123 5 років тому +3

    supper funny. need to add more Portuguese words lol

  • @ThatGeekyMaker
    @ThatGeekyMaker 2 роки тому

    "He had a heart attack, cague nas calças" LOL

  • @emmapariera4508
    @emmapariera4508 5 років тому +2

    That was amazing 😂😂😂😂

  • @Liverpoollassie
    @Liverpoollassie 3 роки тому +1

    That’s my friends mom and nonna 😂😂

  • @suebowman7258
    @suebowman7258 5 років тому +1

    You guys are awesome! LOL HAPPY 2019!

  • @kaylatavares8945
    @kaylatavares8945 5 років тому +2

    U can see the listener plate at the very last second lol

  • @stephaniemc9948
    @stephaniemc9948 3 роки тому

    Ha, my mom holds onto the handle thing..🤣🤣

  • @mari393
    @mari393 5 років тому +3

    Lmao I love you guys xD

  • @PawsAnStuff
    @PawsAnStuff 5 років тому +1

    Very great video , exactly what my mother is like... lol , lol 👍👍👍💯, oh and you can not see the plates..... funny

  • @joannepereira5080
    @joannepereira5080 5 років тому +3

    😂😂Exactly my Mom 😮and I’m doing the same to my daughters Not Exactly the same 🤭I think 😁Happy New Year 2019 to all .....❤️✨🍷

  • @kathleen.pacheco702
    @kathleen.pacheco702 5 років тому +3

    We’re you guys in Massachusetts?! Massachusetts is where I live!! Y’all are so funny I love it 😂❤️❤️

    • @chrisbrazao1653
      @chrisbrazao1653 4 роки тому

      Yea they were in fall river.. Largest Portuguese community in the US 🇵🇹

  • @paulan5989
    @paulan5989 3 роки тому

    Death by bacalhau! Love it

  • @raquelgoncalves5296
    @raquelgoncalves5296 5 років тому +1

    Adoro este vídeo. Já vi com a minha sobrinha, mãe e pai. Da muita piada! Gostava de ver mas

  • @everyonex5237
    @everyonex5237 5 років тому +3

    🇵🇹🇵🇹like if your from lisboa Portugal

  • @christinashouse3488
    @christinashouse3488 3 роки тому

    😳😁🤣😂🤣🤪😜🤣🤣😂😂omgggg this is sooo me. And on my son's boat I tell him I'm in Gona drown. He's always driving to fast

  • @gonzostwin1
    @gonzostwin1 5 років тому +3

    Coke for the diabetes and bread for the high blood pressure

  • @stevemack4643
    @stevemack4643 Рік тому

    The one time I drove somewhere with my vavo in the car I was barely doing the speed limit and he says : "You know, boy. I'm not in no hurry".

  • @goodneighbourgabe2723
    @goodneighbourgabe2723 4 роки тому

    The ending killed me lol

  • @wretchedreject8700
    @wretchedreject8700 3 роки тому

    _"Kibbles & Bitch"_ caught me by surprise.

  • @summersky77
    @summersky77 5 років тому +4

    I've stopped driving family members around...it's too aggravating.

    • @Zen71191
      @Zen71191 5 років тому +2

      YYC I still do, but they have to lay down in the trunk.

    • @summersky77
      @summersky77 5 років тому +1

      @@Zen71191 Well, if you can convince a tua mai and tia to lay down in the trunk without getting the sapato no cu, all the power to you my man.

    • @Zen71191
      @Zen71191 5 років тому +2

      YYC it’s not easy, I have to throw I. Some chorizo and popsecks to bait them in, then close it fast!! When letting them out, stand way back and hit the remote....

  • @vascoapolonio2309
    @vascoapolonio2309 4 роки тому +1

    Peipesecs.... Unbelievable funny shit

  • @menacebeatz9598
    @menacebeatz9598 5 років тому

    We go to Fall River all the time to the bakery lmao this is sooo funny

  • @voteyourconscience5080
    @voteyourconscience5080 5 років тому +2

    Mal Olho! LOL!!!

  • @tinabauble
    @tinabauble 5 років тому +1

    I'm a porkchop. I like these guys. Don't hate me but, shooshi mango is funnier.

  • @fatimadafonte7699
    @fatimadafonte7699 4 роки тому

    Madeira queijadas are the best ever 👌

  • @Zen71191
    @Zen71191 5 років тому +1

    Man! Gives me flashbacks to home....like Vietnam.....!....reminds me to get my cabesa meds filled again! 🤪🙀👻👍🏻👍🏻🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @jackspinola7872
    @jackspinola7872 4 роки тому

    Funny

  • @RFJersey
    @RFJersey 5 років тому +1

    Why do people leave the “old neighborhood “?

    • @breezythegreat2495
      @breezythegreat2495 5 років тому +1

      Robert Fernandez according to the video, they leave because they are dead!

  • @phoenixdelu
    @phoenixdelu 6 місяців тому

    2:15 AI MEU DEUS 😭😭

  • @PawsAnStuff
    @PawsAnStuff 5 років тому +1

    I had to watch this again...... this shit's a blast ! Lmao🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣🤣

  • @matthewgaines3514
    @matthewgaines3514 3 роки тому

    that would happen with my grandma lol

  • @RICKSTAR4444
    @RICKSTAR4444 4 роки тому

    0:57 1:08 1:21 4:08 Funniest parts

  • @87Mippy
    @87Mippy 5 років тому +1

    My mom lol

  • @jmarksproul
    @jmarksproul 5 років тому

    Incredibly funny! You guys are awesome. However, we noticed that 7 gave the thumbs down. Must be mums? They've been caught.
    M&M

  • @luzluz3752
    @luzluz3752 3 роки тому

    Cara de cão😂😂😂

  • @azaricos
    @azaricos 5 років тому +1

    At 0:17 your licence plate unblurred, you should fix it and re upload!-

  • @nelsonricardo3729
    @nelsonricardo3729 5 років тому +4

    Coitchadinho? Did Mãe suddenly turn Brasileira?

    • @ThePortugueseKids
      @ThePortugueseKids  5 років тому +3

      She may have some Brazilian friends lol

    • @augustacosta3785
      @augustacosta3785 4 роки тому +1

      Older timer accent from São Miguel. My mother says it like that. Accurate

  • @em-te8fq
    @em-te8fq 5 років тому +2

    if this isnt the most accurate thing ever-

  • @hugoalbxrt
    @hugoalbxrt 3 роки тому

    eu tenho uma cara de cão ahahaha

  • @mechtechtools838
    @mechtechtools838 Рік тому

    Did you remove the bar scene video with cousin who's dying but lives?

  • @edboy343cutgrass9
    @edboy343cutgrass9 5 років тому +1

    Damn lol

  • @fit-jay2645
    @fit-jay2645 5 років тому

    lol omg that's funny.

  • @timothypacheco1045
    @timothypacheco1045 3 роки тому +1

    Mom when did start doing youtube videos ???

  • @fernandofonte1773
    @fernandofonte1773 Рік тому

    Ele tem a cabeça “the pie”?

  • @luaraujo6023
    @luaraujo6023 5 років тому +1

    Sotaque açoreano ou madeirense?!

  • @pgfnj0279
    @pgfnj0279 5 років тому

    I have a dog face lol

  • @klimtkahlo
    @klimtkahlo 5 років тому +1

    🤣😂

  • @ginabubb
    @ginabubb 5 років тому

    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @user-bu9uj4lw7t
    @user-bu9uj4lw7t 4 місяці тому

    Luisa

  • @anamonteiro1653
    @anamonteiro1653 5 років тому +1

    :)

  • @pereiramariana35
    @pereiramariana35 5 років тому

    wish you could do a show where estrangeiros think portuguese is the same as spanish and brazilian portuguese, and have someone talk to them in the different languages and everybody getting angry, its my life every day

  • @andreiaa1
    @andreiaa1 5 років тому +1

    Fala mais portugues

  • @voteyourconscience5080
    @voteyourconscience5080 5 років тому

    Kibbles and BITCH....lololol

  • @carlos1rsa
    @carlos1rsa 5 років тому

    Vais me por a missa mas nao e nesse diabo, leva o teu vans.