Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious
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- Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious
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My daughter had an exam question, "Can you name all of the world's continents".
She just put..."Yes".
She argued that she has answered the question as asked. And I suppose that she had.
They didn't actually ask her to list them, just if she knew them.
They gave her the point.
Brilliant.
I think my favourite answer ever is from a genuine exam paper.
"What ended in 1896?"
The answer given was.."1895".
Genius.
@@dancedecker Genius indeed.
@@Ruby...X I agree. But then again, I suppose I would. Lol.
She was absolutely correct, and as she could also logically defend her point, any teacher NOT awarding her the point would stifle her creativity and ingenuity. But that's exactly (among many other skills) what school should teach you.
@@RustyDust101 Many thanks. I agree.
My favorite is the motivate your answer. " Go answer, go!!" 3:04
What does 'motivate your answer' even mean? Do they mean 'give a motivated answer' as in: 'Try Hard!' ?
To motivate is to encourage, so I actually can't think of a response different that the one given.
The motivate your answer one tho😂😂hope the answer feels motivation😂😂😂
WTF is "motivate your answer" supposed to mean anyway?
@@christopherdean1326 explain it i think
@@polarbearsarecute6240 What a strange way of expressing the idea...
@@christopherdean1326 more like "support your answer"
@@christopherdean1326 presumably it comes from "provide a motive for your answer" which is clunky "standard" English itself.
I once told my son to dry the clothes in the washer before I got home. The clothes were still in the washer. I asked him why they had not been dried. He said you can't dry clothes in a washer.
He's not wrong
Programmer: "I'm going shopping. Do you need something?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah. Bring a bottle of milk please. And if they've got eggs, get 12."
two hours later, programmer brings 12 bottles of milk.
Girlfriend: "Why did you bring THAT much milk?"
Programmer: "They had eggs."
As a programmer i find this very normal and ok
As a human being i find this very funny
Programming: where being a technical smartass actually works.
I think there is something wrong with him. He is supposed to get 13 bottles of milk.
@@myview9923 Plot twist: His girlfriend was chastising him for his poor logic.
@@kyledaugherty1609 That's horrible.. Blamed because of incorrect instructions.
"Always try to fool your teachers so you get put into a smart student answers compilation" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
Lol
If I would be their teacher, I would give an A for creativity and original thinking.
"Hallo,"
That was perfection. I couldn't stop laughing, my stomach hurts now
When my brother was in first grade, he got the question "Name the shapes" in his homework. He named them Tom, John, etc.
You just got that from the internet
Oh wow 🤣😂
@@thekyoungin6054 No, it's a true story
@@Dolphin002 alright, you just keep convincing yourself that champ, okay?
@@thekyoungin6054 Okay, deny it all you want, you can't change the fact that it happened
4:05 best response to that ever
yeah , also then by posting that , he then posted to the world that he asked his wife for underwear pics ? idk , call me old fashion , dont people care anything for their intimacy and privacy anymore
The 3DS thing was just savage. That poor kid. Lmao
i didnt get that . did the kid ask for a, free DS idk ?
@@sprintershepherd4359 Don't worry...I didn't get it either...along with a few others ☺️
@@sprintershepherd4359 the kids was asking for a Nintendo 3DS. It is a portable video gaming system. But when the kids asked they just said 3DS. As a joke the parents got them an S in 3-D.
@@vmkoya4080 Oh thank you
Hopefully their parents gave them a real 3DS after
Pillowcases on the pillows is either a super bad dad joke or a divorce waiting to happen...
She should have asked him to put the pillows into the pillow cases.
@@Capillus If he doesn’t know pillow cases need to be put onto the pillows she should search for someone else, else she will be a slave to his “ignorance” and end up doing all the work.
@@soupsgord Don’t get me wrong, I totally agree with you. However, semantically speaking, the pillows go into the pillow cases.
@@Capillus yeah like I said dad joke 🙄😂
*A divorce NEXT YEAR! But they still did it like animals in da kitchen when she was laughing that day* 😂
I was in tears over the lady breast feeding. Hilarious!
Next time use a burqa.
use a burqa.
Good for her, I say. Babies hate covers, and who can blame them?!
That must have been nowhere in Europe. I can't remember any place in Europe where a woman couldn't breastfeed her baby or where someone would demand her to cover up.
I have one:
I was eating pizza and my brother walked in. He asked me how long to put the pizza in the microwave because he wanted a slice. I told him "22", as in 22 seconds. So, he put the pizza in the microwave for 22 *minutes*. The pizza, plate and microwave did not survive. Everything else did, and no one was injured, other than a bit of smoke inhalation. He put it in for 22, I suppose.
I couldn't stop laughing after the part you said 22 minutes and that the pizza, plate, and microwave did not survive LMAO! 😂
The second comment where units change everything I read within a minute. What are math teachers doing these days?
To be fair, I would probably have made the same mistake 😂 If someone's asking how long to put something in the microwave for, it's because they genuinely don't have a sense for it yet, and they will have no idea what's a lot and what's a little. Speaking from experience
Lol but how old was your brother to not guess? 😂😂
It runs in the family, I see :) :) :)
GO ANSWER ! GO !! That one just cracks me up 😂❤
George is really a good name for a short bushy plant...I guess😂
I am short and have a beard and don't move a lot - so does that count?! Haha
@@georgealderson4424 m a y b e-
@@foodistasty8744 Haha Glad I am behaving as I should in that case!
Is George funny name ? idk just wondering
@@Nightmare_Developer No I don't think so. It is just an old fashioned name but I think it is becoming popular again.
At a corporate luncheon I noticed a woman behind the counter with the name tag "Kathy Chef". I said wow what a coincidence she has the same last name as her profession....then I realized....duh.
lol :)
A lot of people choose the same profession as their name. A lot of Dennis became dentist and so on.
@@ridita5221 yeah I have noticed that , its cool and makes me think every time , how much did their name have to do with them choosing that particular profession or job
@@ridita5221 What about John Carpenter. He renovates bathrooms.
@@raymond19001 It's close enough. 😉
6:25 is by far the funniest for me. Someone actually posted pictures of ground birds, AKA no flyers. Gotta love that!
*Random Internet Smartass:* "Clever, but there should be a Stephens Island Wren in those flightless bird photos too! 1/10."
*Internet Counter-Smartass:* "The Stephens Island Wren is _extinct,_ dude. A single housecat killed off the entire species by 1895."
*Random Internet Smartass:* "So? That's not an excuse!"
inb4 _that_ happens. ;-)
@@BloodyBay I can't believe I'm doing this but it wasn't a single housecat there were multiple feral cats.
@@kakahass8845 I read and learned otherwise. It was a single lighthouse keeper - David Lyall - being sent to operate the lighthouse on Stephens Island by New Zealand's Government during the 1890's, and he had one companion to go there and live with him: his housecat, Tibbles. He set up and ran the lighthouse, he discovered the species of flightless wren that was exclusive to that island, and while he was documenting the wrens, his cat was out _killing_ the wrens because apparently Lyall didn't believe in keeping his cat inside all the time.
Since the island had never been home to any predators before Lyall introduced Tibbles, the wrens had never needed to fly to escape predators before. Stephens Island is a small island - it's about a quarter-mile across at its broadest dimension - so it's not inconceivable that one cat alone could lay waste to the island's entire population of small, flightless birds.
It's a poignant historical lesson on the damage that invasive species can inflict on local environs (as if we here in the States hadn't already learned enough of that lesson firsthand, having to deal with such bothersome foreign invaders as kudzu and fire ants).
And what can't you believe about doing this? People post comments to contradict other people on UA-cam all the time. It's nothing remarkable.
@@BloodyBay I read that wrens were actually native to New Zealand in general but since humans exist they were eventually extinct in every place but Stephen's Island I also read that it was a misconception that it was killed by a single cat and the thing I couldn't believe doing is well exactly what you demonstrated in your comment everyone going "Well actually" to each others comment.
@@kakahass8845 It's possible that the Stephens Island Wren/Lyall's Wren originally lived in locations other than Stephens Island; perhaps those locations were originally connected by land bridges when the ocean's surface was lower in eons past. But the lack of predators on Stephens Island is why the wren avoided extinction (until David Lyall and his cat showed up, anyway), even as wild felines and other predators eradicated the wrens' populations elsewhere, New Zealand's mainland included.
(And the Ackshully Guy meme only applies in the case of people making *_petty or unnecessary_* corrections or contradictions. Questions as to the exact cause of an entire species' extinction are neither petty nor unnecessary when the species' traits - in this case, flightlessness - and how those traits may have contributed to their extinction are parts of the topic at hand. So we're all good. :) )
I asked my mom for an x box 360 when I was young, i couldn’t pronounce it so it sounded like eggs box......so she literally got and egg box and stuck 360 to the front😂
@ Lilsung: My father said he'd got me a keyboard. It turned out to be a piece of cardboard with a house key on it!
Once the answer to a math test was 64
I wrote "1 stack"
Oh Minecraft
No one stack can be 16 or 1 🤐 you nees to clarify
Good one tho :D
Lol
That probably was one perfect day and moment- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂
Me at work about 5 years ago:
my 'trainer' at the time was my younger sister. she told me to toast 3 buns.
So I did. exactly 3 buns -- Crown and Heel.
Nobody specified to me she meant 3 full packages of buns. To this day I am why the new hires are taught with toasting 3 *packages* of buns. Because people like me exist.
That’s probably how I would’ve interpreted that.
Trainer: “Toast 3 buns.”
Later, trainer to me: “Where are the rest?”
Me: “What do you mean, ‘where are the rest?’ You told me to toast 3 buns and that’s what I did.”
Trainer: “I meant 3 packages of buns.”
Me: “Why didn’t you say that?”
I mean, you did what you were told. Just about anyone would do that hearing an assignment like that.
I would've done the same thing tbh
See kids, that's why units matter. 3 buns and 3 packages of buns are two completely different things
Trainer said 3 buns... you were correct my friend
I would have thought that as well, besides the trainer wasn’t specific enough for us to understand
LMAO @ Bobby. 00:37 What a legend.
4:35 i have a german grandmother, they take every statement at face value and have never even dreamed of using sarcasm. very entertaining to talk to about certain subjects because there is absolutely no beating around the bush, only plowing straight through them with the force of a train
Nah dude. Depending where in Germany you are, sarcasm is a very important part of talking. As someone from bavaria I have to say that the regular beer you get in Berlin is already small. So if you asked me to make it even smaller this is the only logical option
I am half-German in Germany and have a hard time, because they don’t say what they mean. 😂
I'm not sure if I enjoyed the video or the music more... Both are really good, by the way :3
3:11 This is so cute and hilarious😆
The answer is so motivated that all its words are still running
"This is America we use H here" unless it's in words like HERB. LOVE LOVE LOVE her response your wife kind sir is a genius
Hubby filled out the insurance info on the new house.....
Where it said “number of smokers in the house”, he thought for a moment and wrote “one, but it’s on the deck” 😂
That Golden Retriever tho 😂
5:10 Whats the number for 911?? You litteraly just wrote it! 😂🤣
Sometimes, too often, we don't get enough time to read everything before the page turns.
push the pause button , if using a ketboard , its the space bar , and push it again to play
Oh I had to pause on almost every image to really take it all in!!
I mean when you're dealing with toddlers/little kids you've gotta expect some funny results 😅
Go answer u can do it
I believe in you, answer.
I am with you,answer
Go comment you can reach it
That insurance company is living in the past, they don't need to mail you 10,000 sheets of paper when they should simply put the approved psychologists on their website or simply email you a pdf if it can fit in an email attachment.
That thousand wet floor signs 🤣 im dying
Customer: I'll take a coffee without cream.
Waitress: You'll have to have it without milk, we're all out of cream.
Am I the only german person watching the video and laughing about the name of the person in 0:30? I mean, "Sandi Mann"? I'm pretty sure, for the most german people this should be a very hilarious name.
A man called Mann is funny, but for a woman this is... 😂
And I also couldn't stop laughing at the small beer from Berlin, because ordering a small beer in Bavaria would still be half a liter.
@@crissibuchbauer4166 It's not about the Mann (because yes, this is a common surname). It's about the whole name. Sandi Mann. We have a childrens TV show called Sandmann about a kind of gnome or elf that visits small children with a ton of sand literally and throws a handfull in childrens eyes so they fall asleep. And this is german culture. A woman called sandman indeed is weird.
A small Christian sect founded in Scotland were called the Glasites, but when the founder's (John Glas) son-in-law Robert Sandeman spread the church to England and America, they became known as the Sandemanians. The physicist Michael Faraday was a member.
@@dadoctah Now that's some funny shit. XD Love that!
I give ultimate props to the woman that was breastfeeding!!! Bravo! There should be no shame in this and to cover the way you did breaks everything! Bravo to you!!!
It’s still possible to be modest while doing it. I hate when they get hassled though
@@ChicagoMel23 You don't have to be modest or anything else, you just have to provide nutritional sustenance to your baby as they need it. When you give birth, your Breasts are NOT for titillating, they are for Feeding Babies and that is all!! When my daughters were screaming I would feed them wherever and whenever they needed it.
@@ChicagoMel23 I agree. Many generations of women have nursed modestly in public with a diaper or small cloth draped over the baby's head, which comes in handy for wiping the baby's mouth afterwards. There's a time and place for everything except immature attention grabbing and virtue signaling.
My uncle is actually the Uncertainty Principal of Probably University.
3:51
I wouldn't say no, honestly.
6:10 that’s perfect for when your eating and your brother and mom ask for a part of your sandwich give your mom the middle one, your brother the right one, and you eat the left one 😊
Yeah that is perfect except for me it would be my older sister instead of a brother
"what's the number for 911"
5:34 I can relate
"Post no flyers" was great!
I really, really struggled with this for a long time when I was younger, and it caused me and probably a lot of people who I spoke to a lot of frustration, but not in the way you might think: I'd long realised that people didn't always mean what they actually asked, and could realise when they probably meant to ask something-something related to what they actually said, as what they said wouldn't make sense when compared to what other people did when asked to do something similar in the past in my experience, so I'd learned when to ask questions to clarify, then ask more questions, then made sure that my understanding lined up.
Nowadays I can understand what people mean when they ask questions, but when people ask me what time it is, I still have to consciously censor my awnser to not give them the truth but what they actually want to know: the first awnser is almost always "I don't know, I can only tell you what my watch indicates, and I'm not sure how accurate it is, or if any of the millions of possible ways it could have been adjusted to indicate the wrong time happened, and I have no way of finding out in any reasonable way" and if you ask me what colour the house across the street is painted, I don't know, I can only tell you what colours the walls on the front was painted the last time I saw it, and I have no way of knowing if the back walls I haven't seen are neon pink or if the house has been repainted in the last two days and I hate assuming, but you don't actually want my knowledge, you want my assumption.
Nothing in the world is more irritating than vague policies for this reason, because rules lawyering isn't an attempt to be a smart-ass, its the default for me to assume that the litteral interpretation is the correct one, then try to interpret what the speaker meant as a conscious excersize.
This is the reason why peer pressure just doesn't work, if I don't feel like trying to interpret your meaning through body language queues and passive aggressive implications, subtlety and comparison to how others would react in a similar situation, I can choose not to and there's no little voice telling me to do anything except exactly what I want to do - I know exactly what I should want because there are rules for that and if I don't like the potential negative consequences I won't do it. But please guys, say what you mean, it's exhausting to be constantly, consciously, logically empathetic when unconscious, emotionally driven empathy doest work.
Asperger, I assume? The answer I give the most is "I have no idea" and the second is "it depends" which makes me the least helpful person ever 😂
@@Izabela-ek5nh I have joked that if someone gave me perfectly working truth potion, my awnsers would all be what I perceive to be subjective truth, and thus probably useless to whoever asked any questions, as I wouldn't be able to force myself to make the same logical leaps neccessary to guess what my questioner assumed our shared framework for reference is before awnsering a question. This is a very useful skill when programming computers and doing lie detector tests, not so useful for social interaction.
If you've ever read Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land, I could very well become a Trusted Witness without any real training.
@@blumoogle2901 Yes I have read the book. I can truly relate to your point of view and all the struggle... "will you come to the concert?" "How should I know?" "????" "...cause I can have an accident, I can break my leg, my kid may break his leg, the whole planet may collapse, the concert hall may collapse, how the heck can I know if I'll be there, I cannot see the future..."
@@Izabela-ek5nh Yup, I have to assume, without evidence except experience of how other people normally think, that the person asked the so-so related question "Do you recall having created a reasonable plan, that, if implemented mostly effectively and that you could adjust as neccessary if required, will satisfy the major, foreseeable requirements for permission and required logistics neccessary to account for reasonably likely problems or hindrances that might occur, from your experience with similar plans, in order to attend this specific concert if it seems likely that the concert will actually happen and have you started taking all neccessary and possible actions that you assume from experience might be effective or neccessary to implement this plan, assuming no unforeseeable or unforseen problems occur?" and just awnser that question instead.
The difficulties come from knowing when and how to reinterpret questions asked to what people likely wanted to ask and expending the mental energy to do so consistently and rapidly during conversations.
@@blumoogle2901 yes but how can I promise anything when I may not be able to keep my word?? "Promise you will come!" I mean how?? How can I know? I alwats have to say "I'll do my best to come" and nothing more...
That taco bell one though.... That's how we regularly order. We always get a bag of sauce packets for the hoard!!! Lol
I usually ask them to give me exactly three packets and tell them that I'm just going to throw away anything more than three. I still get “the claw!” (an entire handful of them).
My classmate in high school in a history paper just wrote his best friends' names as the names of the generals that led the army during the war. Got a heck of a scolding from our history teacher lol.
😉😉😉 excellent work only legend can do that type of work 👍👍😂😂
What does "motivate your answer" actually mean?
Kind of like support your answer, it sounds weird to tell you to motivate it though
Give reasons for your answering...like that
@@dinithisahanika7823 Then 'motivate' is clearly the wrong word.
@@robertthomson1587 It would make sense in Romanian... probably the teacher was a native of one of the Romance languages and not a native speaker of English
@@robertthomson1587 it’s one of those English words with different meanings in another country. Kinda like pissed means angry in the US and drunk in the UK.
The first picture already killed my Chinese ancestors
SAME SAME SAME
I understand what you mean. It is not even nice to look at for someone learning Japanese...
Go answer go is probably the best test answer here, cause is written with a pen, so you know that the person was dead serious about it and the picture was probably from the teacher
OK. Bobby has More money! Whew my brain is pooped....
When my oldest was 15 months old, we went for a walk. When we got home and went to go up the steps into the house, he just kept walking INTO the step. So I said, “pick up your feet.” He bent down and picked up his foot.
The woman that was asked by her husband to send pics of underwear, should have sent him pics with HIS underwear on the dog. 😁
Test: “Give an example of an exothermic reaction.”
Me: *draws stick man with muscles, blonde hair and blue eyes* “This is Gary. Gary is hot. He gives off the heat of his good looks and keeps the praise inside.”
I got extra credit, and my teacher put it on her Instagram. This was in 8th grade.
0:58 there was a time, i use kodak camera to snap image on monitor, print the photo & glue it to paper, then photostat, before finally fax it. 🤷 Phew...
Whenever an order-taker asks me for my name, which I know they are going to call out to the entire establishment in a few minutes, I tell them I'll have to spell it, and then say M-U-H-L-O-R-D. Usually they call out Mallard (like the duck), but occasionally I'll find a little drama student who will slip into an English accent and announce, "Muh Lord, your order is ready.“ Priceless!
this was a really well themed compliation. need another one please
The problem is when you see the video and can't figure out what is odd here😅
When I was in elementary school, in math we always had to answer the question, "How did you come up with this answer?" after problems. My answer was always, "I counted on my fingers."
Nine months later, you have received "Most Underrated Excellent Post of the Year" ... and just in time. Happy New Year, Rose.
That's what I want in extra frosting when I ask for extra frosting!
5:06 “what’s the number for 911” I’m pretty sure it’s 911
depends here in Oz its 000
In the movie, "The Little Rascals", the kids did that bit - the fire station could clearly be seen a few feet away from the phone booth! XD
I wanna know what is going on in her head when you told her to lean against the pole for picture and she did that.
Soooo r/technicallyTheTruth
The fun of malicious compliance
David: "Okay sir, what is your name?"
Zack: "Umm.. Zack.."
David: "I sense weakness."
The first one it's just technoblade lol
I loved the "frozen fruit" one😂😂😂
I imagined myself as UHH ZACK standing at counter 😂
0:32
"What's your name?"
" Sandi mann"
"Oh cool. Can you tell me what I'll dream tonight?"
3:49 I see this as an absolute win.
Go answer ! go !!!!!!!! Made me laugh a lottt
Can't stop laughing!!!😅😅😅
Malicious compliance!
Who the hell says "motivate your answer" anyway??
"Brian with a y" made me laugh a lot.
The last one was just 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 Imma be using that in the future.....😂😂😂
*Brian with a y!?!?!? LOL* 😂
Otherwise brilliant people caught in a "not so Einstein" moments... #Awesome video!
#TGBATG
Thanks! Needed that!
I hear one where the teacher of a class learning Englishasked the student why he broke the window? Student said you said crack the window.
5:06 What's the number for 911??? 🤣🤣🤣
Sav-Mor liquors are near my house. They really do always have the best signs. My favorite: "Holidays means family. We sell liquor".
one day in 1st grade, my class had a very interesting sandwich day where we made sandwiches for the staff. we could add whatever we wanted to whatever kind of bread we wanted but we couldn’t put pork if we wanted to give them to the muslim staff. one of my friends wanted to put tuna on hers but the tuna was in a can, which she needed to open. because nobody knew how to work a can opener the teachers tried to teach us, but sis got tired of it and she decided to take it into her own hands to open the can. sis had an idea because she made the discovery that anything sharp can be a can opener, she took a BOX CUTTER from the teachers desk and being the rebel she was she was really close to *CUTTING EVERYTHING IN HALF* until the teacher realised what was up and told her how to use a real can opener.
to this day the first graders are being taught how to use the *actual legit can opener* to open the tuna cans and not a box cutter. because people like my friend exist.
6:57 I LIVE NEAR THERE! ITS RIGHT NEXT TO A WHOLE FOODS!
Did Dave learn to tell the people what to write on the sign as well in the meantime? 🤔
Finally, delivered as advertised
It's always the husband did something lol. And I don't know why but the guy sending a picture of himself instead of a car cracked me up even though I had seen it before
Lol Some of these are absolutely hilarious!
Seriously? If you want a small frosty just say small and don't tell them to put a small frosty in a medium cup lol! 😆
They were probably going to make a float out of it hense the med cup.
5:36 I love her, can I have her as my daughter if her father doesn't want her? If my real daughter isn't a smart ass like that I would be really disappointed...
7:58 I saw a similar meme somewhere. It was a post where someone had eaten half of their subwrap vertically and the caption said something like "Gonna save half for l8er" Lol
George BUSH! Get it?
4:40 its hilarious seeing "Schweinshaxe" in an english text lol
Note to self: do all chores yourself. Not your husband. Not your kids.
Just proves “ be careful what you ask for”
Absolutely tatifilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
tatifilarious . you made that word up ,
Actually I didn't. I knicked it off a wonderful British comedian called Ken Dodd.
The husband ones were painfully real as well as funny.
I've been watching a lot of these types of videos lately. I'm quickly becoming obsessed
0:52 this reminded me of when my mom told my dad "Can you please hit the light?" and hitted the light and mom said "ooof I was saying to turn it off!"😂😂😂😂
hitted????
NO flyers. definitely got laughing
This is just **chef’s kiss**
This is so funny!