I don't hate Christians - while there are many (VERY) insane people out there who profess themselves as being Christian, with their faith as their excuse for the things they do, I understand that this is a minority, and most Christians aren't even close to that. Faith is fine to have - because of my family's history of schizophrenia, it's something I choose to live without. On one hand, I don't believe in a God. On the other, I'm not going to believe every hallucination I may or may not have...
Bible thumpers (like the notorious Westboro Baptist Church) are easily the most annoying Christians out there. They make the honest Christians look bad.
No judgement here. Hell I'm a Christian And I wasn't really offended by anything you said in this review. I cuss like a sailor And unfortunately every now and then take the lord's name in vain. The point is I may be a Christian but I'm also human Born of sin who's going to make mistakes. I don't try to hide behind the words of God And purposefully judge others For their sins I just try to live my life the best I can and On occasion try to help others along the way. Those holier than thou so-called "Christians" The constantly scream at you and judge you with scripture Are nothing more than douchebags Pretending to be something they're not.
What I find most annoying about the general idea of the Apocalypse, is that no one really considers what it actually means, because they're too concerned with the end result; the end result being that the "Faithful" get to go to Heaven, whereas all the bad people get to go to Hell... What it actually means is that...God is basically intending to kill us all...Not one by one, like he usually does. No, I'm talking about Genocide...and that doesn't seem to bother any of them. Why should it? Ignoring God's act of Genocide is all part of the faith, because they don't hold him responsible for the three counts of Genocide he commits in Genesis.
You Are one of my top 4 favorite reviewers. Your reviews are my comfort food version of videos. ... Anyway, incidentally I'm 48. When I was About 10 years old through 16 all I ever heard was how A new ice age caused by man was going to kill half the planet. That turned out to be a bunch of lies. Then It was global warming. When the science didn't support man made global warming and time showed no ice age now it's called "climate change" So they can pretty much claim whatever based on whatever. There is no scientific evidence showing that man is causing The climate to change. You, Decker, will be in your fifties and sixties telling Your own version of this story one day. .... It's a good thing we have amazing articulate and entertaining movie reviewers such as yourself For temporary respite and distraction from nonsense. Keep up the good work🙂👍
The best part of this review was when you were criticizing the scene that takes place before the tornado scene due to its bad audio balancing. I couldn't stop laughing during that scene.
Thats the spirit :) Reminds me of a quote from the US Office "I would love to one day live in a world where you can make a hilarious AIDS joke" - Michael Scott
Ha, ha, ha When I was a kid I thought the oil would run out before I get a licence :D Than god for that :D Or dinosaurs and prehistoric fish - Im not sure
Decker Shado i've got to correct you, if no other shelter is accessible, a bathtub is usually the best chance to survive a tornado, because its usually anchored to the floor, and inside a bathroom, where walls are generally stronger do to all the pipping. so basically, if you dont have another option, jump in the tub (except in trailers, get into a strong permanent structure, trailers are like wax paper to even a weak tornado).
***** I work construction. It's not the piping that makes it stronger. Most of the piping isn't any higher then the valves. Whats makes it stonger is the fact that the walls are just closer together and old tubs are made of cast iron. A small closet would be almost as good.
true true, as long as the closet is not on an exterior wall.a tub will block some flying objects, like glass, nails, twigs, but i doubt it can withstand a 2x4 traveling at 300mph (ef5 status) not much can survive that.
***** You could say the same thing for an sxterior bathroom. The most interior room is always the safest. Don't matter if its a bathroom or a closet. You usely have more closets to choose from and they never have windows. The main thing is a bathtub is a good place only if you don't have a list of better places avalable. You just have to know your home and find the smallest, most interior and lowest room in your home. I was just pointing out the pipes have nothing to do with it so a lot of times there are smaller framed interior rooms in your house. Smaller the room the stronger the room.
yep yep. but i do have to say tornadoes are beautiful, as destructive as they may be, solely on the fact that it can hit a home, and leave its neighbors un damaged, or the fact that it can hit a home, a leave a delicate whine glass, and a stack of papers un moved and un damaged sitting perfectly on a counter, while the rest of the house is gone. (as you can tell, i love weather, but i hate it when a town is hit. i love to see tornadoes out in a field where there is no loss of life)
Looking back, I wonder what we would have done if we knew the apocalypse was actually in 2020. I guess that now that it's years later, we now have 20/20 vision on that subject.
Wow, this seemed to be more of a mash up of Armageddon and Taken than just a straight end of the world movie. Either way this reaches new levels of "I don't give a fuck" for film making.
Let’s try to make sense of this shall we?From a Christian perspective the Rapture may or may not happen (depends on who you ask).The Judgement is several things.It is the LORDS last attempt to bring a cold unhearing world to repentance and as the LORD is just,giving the genuinely wicked what is due them.
Shit like this pisses me off. It makes everyone (i.e. religious and nonreligious people) look like idiots and promotes misinformation. Aside from all that, these are poorly made on their own. Religious themed movies can be good, but more often then not they come out like a manifesto.
@Decker , I thought English was your first language. I don't expect you to be a theology major, but the tattoo verse said no markings " for the dead". So, God should be OK with tattoos for the living.
Hey decker you have the referral link to this movie in your description yeah I have one question who's going to want to buy this movie after this review I don't. Asylum is fucking trash also you should review all six Sharknado movies I want to see what your viewpoint on those movies are like because I hate them but I want to see other people's views on the movie
Personally, I am not against Faith and Belief Polytheist Agnostic What the Hell am against is the throat ramming browbeating, that unless you truly, fully, and completely give yourself to the lord, you will be saved from his wrath and will be given everlasting life But absolutely needs to destroy his creation, for reasons no-one has an answer for
Why do people in movies describe objects by comparison to cities/states? Without a 3D dimension it means nothing. Yeah, an object might be 6 miles across but it it's only 2mm thick, then it's no biggie! Also: This is a Christian movie yeah? So why do they depict this almighty supernatural being as only being able to destroy the Earth by yeeting an asteroid at it?
I don't hate Christians - while there are many (VERY) insane people out there who profess themselves as being Christian, with their faith as their excuse for the things they do, I understand that this is a minority, and most Christians aren't even close to that.
Faith is fine to have - because of my family's history of schizophrenia, it's something I choose to live without. On one hand, I don't believe in a God. On the other, I'm not going to believe every hallucination I may or may not have...
Bible thumpers (like the notorious Westboro Baptist Church) are easily the most annoying Christians out there. They make the honest Christians look bad.
update: dogs have souls now
Well your not a atheist that i hate
No judgement here.
Hell I'm a Christian
And I wasn't really offended by anything you said in this review.
I cuss like a sailor
And unfortunately every now and then take the lord's name in vain.
The point is I may be a Christian but I'm also human
Born of sin who's going to make mistakes.
I don't try to hide behind the words of God
And purposefully judge others
For their sins
I just try to live my life the best I can and
On occasion try to help others along the way.
Those holier than thou so-called "Christians"
The constantly scream at you and judge you with scripture
Are nothing more than douchebags
Pretending to be something they're not.
Your mockery of Christianity says otherwise. Which is sad when you know so little about Christianity based on your reading.
came for the crappy end of days flick, stayed for the salisbury steak jokes!
What I find most annoying about the general idea of the Apocalypse, is that no one really considers what it actually means, because they're too concerned with the end result; the end result being that the "Faithful" get to go to Heaven, whereas all the bad people get to go to Hell...
What it actually means is that...God is basically intending to kill us all...Not one by one, like he usually does. No, I'm talking about Genocide...and that doesn't seem to bother any of them.
Why should it? Ignoring God's act of Genocide is all part of the faith, because they don't hold him responsible for the three counts of Genocide he commits in Genesis.
Was it wrong I started cheering for the asteroid? Asking for a friend. lmao
Decker makes me laugh so hard that whenever I watch this videos I run the risk of breaking my jaw from the laughter.
You Are one of my top 4 favorite reviewers. Your reviews are my comfort food version of videos.
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Anyway, incidentally I'm 48. When I was About 10 years old through 16 all I ever heard was how A new ice age caused by man was going to kill half the planet. That turned out to be a bunch of lies.
Then It was global warming.
When the science didn't support man made global warming and time showed no ice age now it's called "climate change" So they can pretty much claim whatever based on whatever.
There is no scientific evidence showing that man is causing The climate to change.
You, Decker, will be in your fifties and sixties telling Your own version of this story one day.
....
It's a good thing we have amazing articulate and entertaining movie reviewers such as yourself For temporary respite and distraction from nonsense. Keep up the good work🙂👍
I love it when Decker reads the thing about hair LOL XD!!!!!
Michael Amerson Jr and when he says no its an ice cream truck
Damn...your acting actually made me want Salisbury steak. Well, the good kind.
The best part of this review was when you were criticizing the scene that takes place before the tornado scene due to its bad audio balancing.
I couldn't stop laughing during that scene.
If an asteroid that big NASA would have been able to see it 20 years ago?
how come Decker's overacting is better than the ones in that
Wait, so Faith Films, Nu image and The asylum are all the same company? Wow and still they can’t make a decent movie? That’s rough. Cheers Decker
Armageddon meets final destination meets knees deep in pod people
I loved that bible joke you made. BTW I am a christian.
Thats the spirit :)
Reminds me of a quote from the US Office
"I would love to one day live in a world where you can make a hilarious AIDS joke"
- Michael Scott
Hey Deck you are making Salisbury steak sound like it tastes like heaven and now I want a salisbury steak...
No no God clearly 360 no scoped the scientist guy jeez get it right Decker
Having watched this film out of curiosity, I can say in all honesty that the steak was by far the best actor in it.
the Rapture is not in the Bible. it's evangelical fan fiction.
I misread that title as the adpocalypse.
Kinda the same thing. Tectonic plates are what we ride on the Earths mantle. Plate tectonics is the term for the shifting plates.
I was like 15 and I was pissed people were saying the world would end before I could drive
Ha, ha, ha
When I was a kid I thought the oil would run out before I get a licence :D
Than god for that :D Or dinosaurs and prehistoric fish - Im not sure
Decker, do you know what the perfect Doomsday is? The Movie 2012 with a horde of Xenomorphs and a whole hunting party of Super Predators.
Even Pure Flix films have better production values than these Asylum films.
Whats written on the back of your clipboard Decker?
Decker Shado i've got to correct you, if no other shelter is accessible, a bathtub is usually the best chance to survive a tornado, because its usually anchored to the floor, and inside a bathroom, where walls are generally stronger do to all the pipping. so basically, if you dont have another option, jump in the tub (except in trailers, get into a strong permanent structure, trailers are like wax paper to even a weak tornado).
***** I work construction. It's not the piping that makes it stronger. Most of the piping isn't any higher then the valves. Whats makes it stonger is the fact that the walls are just closer together and old tubs are made of cast iron. A small closet would be almost as good.
true true, as long as the closet is not on an exterior wall.a tub will block some flying objects, like glass, nails, twigs, but i doubt it can withstand a 2x4 traveling at 300mph (ef5 status) not much can survive that.
they must be extremely lucky
***** You could say the same thing for an sxterior bathroom. The most interior room is always the safest. Don't matter if its a bathroom or a closet. You usely have more closets to choose from and they never have windows. The main thing is a bathtub is a good place only if you don't have a list of better places avalable. You just have to know your home and find the smallest, most interior and lowest room in your home. I was just pointing out the pipes have nothing to do with it so a lot of times there are smaller framed interior rooms in your house. Smaller the room the stronger the room.
yep yep. but i do have to say tornadoes are beautiful, as destructive as they may be, solely on the fact that it can hit a home, and leave its neighbors un damaged, or the fact that it can hit a home, a leave a delicate whine glass, and a stack of papers un moved and un damaged sitting perfectly on a counter, while the rest of the house is gone. (as you can tell, i love weather, but i hate it when a town is hit. i love to see tornadoes out in a field where there is no loss of life)
Why I didn't get to see this review in 2012, or 2013, is beyond me.
2013:People don't believe in global warming
2020:People don't believe in global warming
People don't belive it's man made, since you know Earth's history
Looking back, I wonder what we would have done if we knew the apocalypse was actually in 2020.
I guess that now that it's years later, we now have 20/20 vision on that subject.
19:23 Rip headphone users. That is probably the loudest lightning strike I have ever heard in a film.
Wow, this seemed to be more of a mash up of Armageddon and Taken than just a straight end of the world movie.
Either way this reaches new levels of "I don't give a fuck" for film making.
Why can't we have more religious movies like Life of Pi?
Because the Asylum is full of money grubbing cunts
There are sects of the church that believe in animals having souls....
Wouldn't an astoid that big, not grt pulled into one of the other planets gravitational force
Let’s try to make sense of this shall we?From a Christian perspective the Rapture may or may not happen (depends on who you ask).The Judgement is several things.It is the LORDS last attempt to bring a cold unhearing world to repentance and as the LORD is just,giving the genuinely wicked what is due them.
Problem is he has a weird idea of who the "genuinely" wicked are
Stop insulting the Tapeworms!
We've had a good run...
Do they even explain what happened to those people that vanished for no reason?
What about the stake? Do you think he will get his stake in hell? I hope so...
They kill vampires in hell? Why will he get the stake in hell?
Tectonic plates not plate tectonics
It’s fallout bible edition
But damn it I wanted that Salisbury steak.
Shit like this pisses me off. It makes everyone (i.e. religious and nonreligious people) look like idiots and promotes misinformation. Aside from all that, these are poorly made on their own. Religious themed movies can be good, but more often then not they come out like a manifesto.
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MY SAUSEBERRY STAKE!
Salisbury
ahh thats why
Isn't there a part in the Bible that says cutting your hair is bad?
Some people don't know that bolcanoes
@Decker , I thought English was your first language. I don't expect you to be a theology major, but the tattoo verse said no markings " for the dead". So, God should be OK with tattoos for the living.
no Decker, all Christians dont know whats in the bible
Hey decker you have the referral link to this movie in your description yeah I have one question who's going to want to buy this movie after this review I don't. Asylum is fucking trash also you should review all six Sharknado movies I want to see what your viewpoint on those movies are like because I hate them but I want to see other people's views on the movie
At 11:00- I think you were blocking. You should let your emotions out every so often. lmao
That's weird about the hair I thought Solomon had super hair powers I thought that was the source of Decker power
And not to mention...every picture of Jesus I've ever seen
Samson, not Solomon.
@@fran3ro ah my bad cheers
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Fucking Asylumn, man... I prayeth for thee and thine sanity, oh fair Squire.
man your a great emotional acter.
1. No he's not. It's fucking stupid and at times fucks with the continuity of the otherwise ok review.
2. It's *actor.
3. It's *you're.
Hold on, you’re in your mid-late 20’s? Uhh... (Flips through notebook)
Personally, I am not against Faith and Belief
Polytheist Agnostic
What the Hell am against is the throat ramming browbeating, that unless you truly, fully, and completely give yourself to the lord, you will be saved from his wrath and will be given everlasting life
But absolutely needs to destroy his creation, for reasons no-one has an answer for
2019, Salisbury Steak is still fucking delicious
Why do people in movies describe objects by comparison to cities/states?
Without a 3D dimension it means nothing. Yeah, an object might be 6 miles across but it it's only 2mm thick, then it's no biggie!
Also: This is a Christian movie yeah? So why do they depict this almighty supernatural being as only being able to destroy the Earth by yeeting an asteroid at it?
Now do Armageddon, please!!
it's the 19th of december 2012 .. upload date may 15th 2013 ..
lulwut?
That was day 1 on Blip before he got booted off a couple of years later. That's why all the Review Trailers stopped.
Decker calm down
Two subs from 1500!!!
Deeko shaido
I still like my movie Don't blink better.
i'm christian and i love your reviews decker and i dislike such poorly made christian movies.
God boss powers troll level biblical.
Nuns on the Run
dissregard my previous comment i cant delete it on ipad
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Each there own XD
Christians are people too. No one is perfect.
This movie makes no FUCKING SENSE!!! 😤😤🤬.. I fell into a coma watching this shit just now.
Lol!
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Hahaha
Probably not the most sound logic to judge a religion by a work of fiction that itself doesn't seen to have much of a grasp of it.