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  • @yokayoksven
    @yokayoksven 5 років тому +776

    I don't know if it's the mother of all games, but it's definitely the mother of Worms games.

    • @yuurou7927
      @yuurou7927 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly my thought!
      What happened to Worms series tho?

    • @MindstormXL
      @MindstormXL 4 роки тому +11

      @@yuurou7927 Worms WMD is the latest game and came out in 2017

    • @SporianSummit
      @SporianSummit 4 роки тому +1

      shellshock live too

    • @zekerboy9877
      @zekerboy9877 4 роки тому

      Yoka Yoksven that’s exactly what I thought.

    • @ComicSams48
      @ComicSams48 4 роки тому +1

      @@yuurou7927 they're making a Worms battle royale, I heard

  • @vicentetemes5793
    @vicentetemes5793 8 років тому +363

    "Just as enjoyable as killing things with all these sweet weapons is watching people DIE"
    -Projared, 8-7-2016

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 7 років тому +35

      "Don't take that out of context"

    • @SleepyAdam
      @SleepyAdam 7 років тому +13

      "I turned out fine"

    • @thehuyto
      @thehuyto 6 років тому +2

      (removes context)

    • @krunchyninja7206
      @krunchyninja7206 6 років тому

      Vicente Temes read this in a Dr. Evil voice

  • @PrincessAshly
    @PrincessAshly 5 років тому +557

    UA-cam is pushing projared hard again in the suggestions. I am happy about this.

    • @dstinnettmusic
      @dstinnettmusic 4 роки тому +15

      The recomendations are personalized my dude. It means you have been watching projared

    • @CobaltContrast
      @CobaltContrast Рік тому

      Yeah it's 7 years old now

  • @ilikeeatingbutter3449
    @ilikeeatingbutter3449 5 років тому +499

    Im a tank that is pushing those 3 months old comments out of the map

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 5 років тому +3

      Ohh the irony

    • @FRANKIERGG
      @FRANKIERGG 5 років тому +4

      content maker101 you’ve become the very thing you’ve sworn to destroy

    • @sumdumboi2190
      @sumdumboi2190 5 років тому +3

      Posted exactly 3 months ago

    • @slicedbread5568
      @slicedbread5568 4 роки тому +3

      I'm sorry dude, you must leave

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 4 роки тому +1

      To be fair, he wasn’t squeaky clean himself. He even acknowledged as such. But here’s the thing: He’s making strides to change. I have to give him props for admitting that he did do something wrong, using evidence to cut through some of the more egregious claims, and trying to change.

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 8 років тому +2667

    Every game from now on shall just be named a "Scorched Earth-like"

    • @BrBetim
      @BrBetim 8 років тому +59

      Top 5 ScorchedEarth-Soul Like games ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TheGoldenAnimations88
      @TheGoldenAnimations88 8 років тому +4

      +TheBetim which is just a top 5 underrated games xD

    • @Jaspertine
      @Jaspertine 8 років тому +28

      Scorchlikes

    • @Noremaad
      @Noremaad 8 років тому +17

      It's like -The Binding of Isaac- -Dark Souls- Scorched Earth... With a twist.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 8 років тому +14

      You know what I hate, when people say that "Older game" is just a ripoff of "Newer game". Like when people tell me Earthbound is just like Undertale. Yeah no shit.

  • @tylerpetty5458
    @tylerpetty5458 8 років тому +599

    I thought EarthBound Beginnings was the Mother of all games.

  • @yungtown
    @yungtown 8 років тому +1061

    Man I love videos like this. The passion bleeds through. Also that real life advice though.

  • @misterbennnn
    @misterbennnn 2 роки тому +14

    This awakened a *deep* memory. We had this on our DOS computer, and we even put it on our Windows 3.1. I don't know when my dad got it, but my brother and I played this more than Doom.
    (Unlike Jared, I played Doom first, then Scortched Earth (whose title I never remembered))

  • @dizzydoom4230
    @dizzydoom4230 8 років тому +331

    Ah, so this is the birth of all those tank war flash games.

    • @xendofenigmax
      @xendofenigmax 8 років тому +30

      ikr? Childhood lol

    • @jaemora7898
      @jaemora7898 8 років тому

      DDDDDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Mace2.0
      @Mace2.0 8 років тому

      I used to play Tanks as a kid. Fun times.

  • @thebananamelon5065
    @thebananamelon5065 8 років тому +231

    That moment when Projared reviews a game you thought you only played

    • @thebananamelon5065
      @thebananamelon5065 8 років тому +4

      You gonna review Billy Hatcher and The Giant Egg? Because no one seems to know wtf that was

    • @shadowcrasher.2573
      @shadowcrasher.2573 8 років тому +1

      +The Banana Melon I do I own it

    • @duolingobird9244
      @duolingobird9244 8 років тому

      +The Banana Melon I used to play it on the GameCube :D

    • @lylajean100
      @lylajean100 8 років тому

      +The Banana Melon I played that too

    • @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer
      @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer 8 років тому

      +The Banana Melon My friend is literally obsessed with that game.

  • @jacobharrison2425
    @jacobharrison2425 5 років тому +209

    Me and the boys binge watching old projared videos to support Jared

    • @peoplesoft2784
      @peoplesoft2784 5 років тому +4

      He's back up to 900K subscribers

    • @jacobharrison2425
      @jacobharrison2425 5 років тому +4

      ITS GREAT ISNT IT!

    • @brodiemanz
      @brodiemanz 4 роки тому +4

      I am sad that I actually thought he did that stuff. I am going to watch to make up for the lost time.

  • @thatunknowndoot
    @thatunknowndoot 5 років тому +61

    6:48 oh god, not hank. The most bloodthirsty and destructive dictator of them all

    • @norisa4850
      @norisa4850 5 років тому +9

      GOD DAMN IT BOBBEH

  • @JasonGrace69
    @JasonGrace69 8 років тому +178

    I just realized that ShellShocked Live is basically the master-piece remake of Scorched Earth. Literally everything is the same (not really).
    Wow.

    • @Zexi141
      @Zexi141 8 років тому

      Yeah, I thought this game looked familiar haha.

    • @manuelmonterroso523
      @manuelmonterroso523 8 років тому

      yessssss

    • @Zexi141
      @Zexi141 8 років тому

      +Person Guy That's UA-cam on Android just being stupid.

    • @KevintheBooth
      @KevintheBooth 8 років тому

      HOW?
      Seriously, how could anyone play SSL without thinking, "man they ripped off Scorched Earth"....

    • @Pengwynd
      @Pengwynd 8 років тому +2

      I would argue that Pocket Tanks is much better. Just doesn't have online multiplayer.

  • @frostymug5939
    @frostymug5939 5 років тому +169

    “Drive through the shields”
    “Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga......boop”
    *Funky Bomb insues*

    • @Seoulwanderer
      @Seoulwanderer 5 років тому +5

      Why is this not the most liked comment on this video???

    • @frostymug5939
      @frostymug5939 5 років тому +3

      Richard Cromwell
      Good sir I’m flattered

    • @janehuskmann1914
      @janehuskmann1914 4 роки тому +3

      *Funky bomb.*

  • @megananderson7454
    @megananderson7454 5 років тому +374

    “I turned out fine.”
    Well, you did far better than I did!

    • @mr.mister3647
      @mr.mister3647 5 років тому +4

      eh

    • @megananderson7454
      @megananderson7454 5 років тому +10

      Ender xDJ you don’t know me, hun. I’m a fucking mess

    • @TheDisorganizedNerd
      @TheDisorganizedNerd 5 років тому +4

      @@megananderson7454 HA MY ROOM IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKIN MESS WORSE THAN A DAMN WAR ZONE WHILE IM HERE DEALIN WITH SCHOOL

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 4 роки тому +1

      Megan Anderson I’m now your 101th subscriber

    • @megananderson7454
      @megananderson7454 4 роки тому +1

      @@pathetic_girl thank you so much!

  • @pix3l_brat
    @pix3l_brat 8 років тому +137

    The funky bomb is by FAR my favorite

    • @keithroddy8297
      @keithroddy8297 8 років тому

      +Georgieporgie45 I am the funky bomb

    • @JohnthePhantom
      @JohnthePhantom 8 років тому +2

      Nikita Krivko Yes. :3

    • @Ceradeez
      @Ceradeez 8 років тому

      me 2

    • @Freezezonian
      @Freezezonian 8 років тому

      I have blown myself up So many times with those funky bombs. But I love them. The best part though was when an enemy tank would die and then explode as a funky bomb and take me with em.

    • @SirDavid290
      @SirDavid290 8 років тому

      My god, isin't there a 3D wirefram version of this game ?!
      Please i need information, i im searching this game since i was little !
      I had so much fun !
      Edit : Found it, it's called Genocide.

  • @wotan.mp44
    @wotan.mp44 8 років тому +1248

    Scorched Earth, The Mother Of All Games.
    *_But who's the father?!_*

    • @din_5817
      @din_5817 8 років тому +58

      I am...i am the father

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 8 років тому +74

      +Anon _ You haven't been paying child support.

    • @din_5817
      @din_5817 8 років тому +47

      Tony Hakston how can i if I'm not here? (Throws down smoke bombs)

    • @insidiousy
      @insidiousy 8 років тому +102

      Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

    • @noahbowers2098
      @noahbowers2098 8 років тому +5

      pikachu

  • @mamasboy7569
    @mamasboy7569 6 років тому +21

    When my friend was playing Shellshock Live I immediately said "So it's an updated version of Scorched Earth?"

  • @UnrivaledPiercer
    @UnrivaledPiercer 5 років тому +36

    I guess we can all say, Jared drove through the shields. Welcome back Jared!

  • @gday8813
    @gday8813 7 років тому +39

    "It's hard to miss with, and hard to not hit yourself with"
    I suddenly remembered that one Arnold Schwarzenegger line
    "I could aim, but with this thing, I don't have to."

  • @SuperCatPrincess
    @SuperCatPrincess 5 років тому +68

    “When it seems like there are obstacles in life and you just can’t get past them no matter what you do, just remember, drive through the shields.”
    Sending support your way Jared.

    • @jackofalltrades6129
      @jackofalltrades6129 5 років тому +3

      Was looking to see if anyone else posted it. Looking to put "Drive through the Shields" on an inspirational poster.

    • @janehuskmann1914
      @janehuskmann1914 4 роки тому

      “Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga......boop”

  • @SnakeGeo
    @SnakeGeo 4 роки тому +15

    I was always a fan of Pocket Tanks and Worms, so this seems perfect. This type of game, especially with all that customization, really is timeless

  • @Garrett-Y
    @Garrett-Y 5 років тому +247

    #PushThroughTheShields
    Jared through all the shit you've been through you did as you said at the end, Push through the shields and im glad to see you did. glad to see you coming back!

    • @janehuskmann1914
      @janehuskmann1914 4 роки тому +5

      “Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga......boop”

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 3 роки тому +1

      Looking back, he really did drive through the shields.

  • @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial
    @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial 8 років тому +52

    Can't say I ever played this, but damn do I love this gameplay style. Hello Worms' grandpa

    • @h3nder
      @h3nder 8 років тому +2

      Remember that Fps worms game?

    • @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial
      @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial 8 років тому

      StaTeBoliUvoGoogle? actually no, ill have to look that up, cheers bud

    • @TheRainbowGhosts
      @TheRainbowGhosts 8 років тому +1

      worms 3D ;)

    • @revenile
      @revenile 8 років тому +1

      There's a game like this in space called Warheads, and it's actually freeware now. Look up Warheads: Second Edition. :)

    • @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial
      @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial 8 років тому

      +revenile def will, thanks bud!

  • @TenchiJeff
    @TenchiJeff 8 років тому +8

    I remember playing this game with friends in the early 90s. Every weekend would be Scorched Earth, in between marathoning the Robotech RPG.

  • @pogogo51
    @pogogo51 8 років тому +120

    Pocket Tanks (AKA Scorched Earth but Amiga tho) was my jam as a kid. So many hours.

    • @pogogo51
      @pogogo51 8 років тому +10

      To clarify, Pocket Tanks was a Windows game, it was just very very reminiscent of Amiga games. Also it was descended from Scorched Tanks; an Amiga game.

    • @pogogo51
      @pogogo51 8 років тому +4

      Office Merks
      I think the Windows version had the DLC, too.

    • @pogogo51
      @pogogo51 8 років тому +1

      Office Merks
      It always bugged me to buy the deluxe version - because shareware was a thing still - which had "over 30 new weapons" or whatever. Then you could get flamethrower pack, nuke pack, what have you.

    • @pogogo51
      @pogogo51 8 років тому +4

      Office Merks
      Just checked out the site, apparently the guy's still making expansions as of 2014? That's dedication, there.

    • @klrtm8o
      @klrtm8o 7 років тому +4

      Pocket Tanks is on iOS and Android now for free.

  • @spacetrenton
    @spacetrenton 7 років тому +231

    "don't take that out of context" -Projared 2016

    • @snozer6966
      @snozer6966 5 років тому +11

      But that was out of context ok

    • @vrthird5644
      @vrthird5644 5 років тому +11

      I think all of his jokes will be taken out of context now.

    • @unknown404x
      @unknown404x 5 років тому

      Damn we are doing that alot nowadays

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 5 років тому +6

      @Gary Oak Are you sure about that?

    • @AbandonedStarSystem
      @AbandonedStarSystem 5 років тому +37

      @@raciallyconfused I wonder what you think of this comment now

  • @okberdal
    @okberdal 8 років тому +211

    then who is the father of all games, jared?

    • @hoots1225
      @hoots1225 8 років тому +100

      Probably that wheel that you push with a stick.

    • @dwanedibly8129
      @dwanedibly8129 8 років тому +85

      Shigeru Miyamoto, obviously. Who else?

    • @uncrstbl
      @uncrstbl 8 років тому

      +Sam Hoots oh I loved that one

    • @snipperjoey1151
      @snipperjoey1151 8 років тому +16

      I'm guessing Pong.

    • @MFG1243
      @MFG1243 8 років тому +8

      But wait, Miyamoto is also the *mother* of Bowser Jr.!

  • @AndySteinMusic
    @AndySteinMusic 8 років тому +128

    I remember when you teased this at Too Many Games -- I was the only guy at your panel who remembered it, haha! I love this game :D

    • @KonbanwaJapan
      @KonbanwaJapan 8 років тому

      Hi!! :D

    • @kobi005
      @kobi005 8 років тому

      i grew up on this game, it's awesome

    • @303Thatoneguy
      @303Thatoneguy 8 років тому

      Pong

    • @ywed1748
      @ywed1748 6 років тому

      Can you please make a song about MR L green thunder (look it up if you dont know who he is)

    • @tims.1615
      @tims.1615 2 роки тому

      @@ywed1748 now I have the Mr. L theme from Super Paper Mario in my head

  • @AussieDragoon
    @AussieDragoon 8 років тому +316

    History's most brutal dictator, ProJared.

    • @SuperDuperSP
      @SuperDuperSP 8 років тому +14

      Lol . His good at staying under cover.

    • @Hikaru6050
      @Hikaru6050 8 років тому +7

      I thought it was Cher.....

    • @horesfan400
      @horesfan400 8 років тому +2

      it wasn't Walpole

    • @twinx_bar
      @twinx_bar 5 років тому +13

      change dictator to husband and you get projared

    • @imdajasperbaby
      @imdajasperbaby 5 років тому +7

      Aged like fine wine from 17 years

  • @Mabi-
    @Mabi- 6 років тому +6

    I absolutely loved this game as a kid, and still loved it when I played recently. It'll never get old.

  • @kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052
    @kjellgunnartrimbo-forthun6052 8 років тому +218

    I was actually thinking that this is very similar to Worms

  • @girzarro
    @girzarro 7 років тому +190

    It'd be entertaining if you played this for Projared Plays

    • @dappercuttlefish9557
      @dappercuttlefish9557 7 років тому +1

      H O P E B O Y You HOPE he plays it? (oh no the fandom has been summoned) (edit: coming back to this later and being really confused for like 30 seconds)

    • @hrgrhrhhr
      @hrgrhrhhr 6 років тому +1

      DapperCuttlefish DID SOMEONE SAY HOPE
      I AM THE HOPE BAGEL
      I am the definition of Danganronpa trash

    • @Fireluigi1225
      @Fireluigi1225 5 років тому +1

      Instead, ProJared played us for fools.

    • @rR-ng1rx
      @rR-ng1rx 5 років тому

      That ain't happing any time soon

    • @EverixYT
      @EverixYT 5 років тому +5

      @@Fireluigi1225 Yes but actually no.

  • @tadhgoshea4037
    @tadhgoshea4037 8 років тому +125

    He should do this on the gaming channel

    • @JJ-qz1dg
      @JJ-qz1dg 8 років тому +7

      YES

    • @Billaxle
      @Billaxle 7 років тому +12

      Tadhg O'Shea as a one off for obvious reasons of course but I wouldn't mind it if he sat there for like maybe 45 minutes to an hour playing withfunky bombs!

  • @invisiblehand13
    @invisiblehand13 5 років тому +42

    Hell Yeah! Jared is BACK!!!

  • @TalosParoxi
    @TalosParoxi 8 років тому +49

    my strategy with scorched earth was to cover myself in dirt and use digger shots to shoot out at my enemies.

    • @TheNexDude
      @TheNexDude 5 років тому +1

      I always tried to get off some shots then protect myself or screw over the enemy.

  • @SkeetCrafter
    @SkeetCrafter 8 років тому +659

    so Worms with GRAPHICS

  • @motalux
    @motalux 7 років тому +18

    "Just as enjoyable as killing things with all these sweet weapons is watching people die"
    -Projared

  • @theretronick3380
    @theretronick3380 Рік тому +1

    As soon as you said funky bomb I heard that noise in my head. Awesome use of Blaster Master music in the background, too.

  • @rogeriopenna9014
    @rogeriopenna9014 4 роки тому +30

    Lol... I am laughing out loud here about people playing gorillas instead of programming in basic... same experience here in southern Brazil

  • @drplagueproductions1537
    @drplagueproductions1537 5 років тому +27

    Now let's give projared a redemption arc out of ten

  • @channelremoved32
    @channelremoved32 5 років тому +131

    Internet: *accuses Jared of sexual harassment based on carefully clipped screenshots from chats*
    Projared: 5:59

    • @slitherywriter1711
      @slitherywriter1711 4 роки тому +17

      I would've used this clip: 1:33

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 2 роки тому +1

      thank you, coming back after years reading all these comments not one saying what actually happened, I can make a little sense of it.

  • @MatthewRutledgeTaylor
    @MatthewRutledgeTaylor 5 років тому +13

    Oh Man. Memories of lunch hour in the computer lab in grade 10.

  • @winderfiend7647
    @winderfiend7647 5 років тому +30

    Me:*Thinks about Scorched Earth*
    UA-cam:*Recommends this Video*

  • @jacobschaller6566
    @jacobschaller6566 5 років тому +40

    ProJared, the father of all Uno reversals of the year...

  • @Zoraida_Fae
    @Zoraida_Fae 5 років тому +3

    I love all the different video game music that snuck its way into this video. XD

  • @albertwong4516
    @albertwong4516 3 роки тому +1

    projared is the man... he was dealt a rotten hand, and behaved like an absolute champ. Not his fault he crossed paths with crazy. Peace brother, never stopped watching.

  • @kali1625
    @kali1625 8 років тому +44

    This reminds me so much of the game pocket tanks!

    • @donutguy9228
      @donutguy9228 8 років тому +2

      OMG I PLAYED THAT GAME TOO

    • @lordofthelowlands
      @lordofthelowlands 8 років тому +6

      oh gosh so much of my highschool just playing the shareware version

    • @ianjones9961
      @ianjones9961 8 років тому +3

      Pocket Tanks is the spiritual successor to this. Sooooooooooo many weapons...I had ALL the damned expansion packs.

    • @Lugbzurg
      @Lugbzurg 8 років тому +1

      My cousin had this on his old computer ages ago, and we played a ton of it. I believe that was the first time I'd ever seen someone keep a computer in their room.

    • @NotWellKnown
      @NotWellKnown 8 років тому

      I still occasionally load up Pocket Tanks. Its by far my favorite mortar game. Of course, seeing all the customization and environmental effects the original Scorched Earth had, I wish Pocket Tanks could have also included that stuff.

  • @justingraton17
    @justingraton17 8 років тому +416

    This reminds me of the game Worms.

    • @sandbakk77
      @sandbakk77 8 років тому +102

      No surprise. Worms is based on/inspired by it. :)

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu 8 років тому +23

      Scorched Earth is from 1991, Worms is from 1995.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 8 років тому +40

      That is why it is called "The Mother of all Games".

    • @giguyjoe
      @giguyjoe 8 років тому +11

      I found the inspiration for Shellshock Live.

    • @TheInfinityMaster1
      @TheInfinityMaster1 8 років тому +4

      Pocket Tanks & Atomic Cannon more dude.

  • @novalachlan2347
    @novalachlan2347 8 років тому +225

    I am literally coding a text-based game with java while watching this video. Maybe someday I'll make something you'll want to talk about!

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 7 років тому +39

      Brenda McLachlin "Backdoor Sluts 9: the Official Video Game."

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 7 років тому +17

      Brenda Mclachin."Soda can simulator rust edition."

    • @AidenOcelot
      @AidenOcelot 6 років тому +12

      Brendda McLachlin, DON'T give up! I made a shitty text base game and friends enjoyed it. Months later I'm now selling a MUCH improved graphics version. I've made $50!

    • @Kernel80
      @Kernel80 6 років тому

      Good luck what’s it called

    • @bizarc7590
      @bizarc7590 6 років тому

      Probably not

  • @GasBandit
    @GasBandit 6 років тому +1

    I introduced my Dad to Scorched Earth back in the day, and he loves it even after all these years. He'll often say "In times of trouble, go with what you know" right before he makes an attack in any other game (because that was something the "talking tanks" commonly said).

  • @ZeroKami86
    @ZeroKami86 8 років тому +63

    I played a game like this all the time in study hall: Pocket Tanks

    • @BackwardRocketStudios
      @BackwardRocketStudios 8 років тому +5

      This was the comment I was looking for.

    • @fern8594
      @fern8594 8 років тому

      O I love pokettanks

    • @SakamotoIbuki
      @SakamotoIbuki 8 років тому

      I remember playing it while a kickin' rad riff soundtrack was going off in the background. The go-to game when I was a child. (Then again, the computer was the only medium to play games with, in my house.)

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 8 років тому +3

      I played a game like this when i was six, it's called Tanks, you can find it on Addicting Games .com

    • @ItsYaTrashboi
      @ItsYaTrashboi 8 років тому

      YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

  • @interdimensionalgoober8769
    @interdimensionalgoober8769 5 років тому +7

    This is one of my favorite ProJared vids, great work.

  • @Kujakuseki01
    @Kujakuseki01 8 років тому +45

    I played the SHIT out of Scored Earth as a a kid.

    • @doodoohead8401
      @doodoohead8401 8 років тому

      Kujakuseki01 zo

    • @mulberryman1305
      @mulberryman1305 7 років тому +2

      even as old as it is Shellshock Live ain't got nothin on Scorched Earth (except graphics of course)

    • @Brattleborg
      @Brattleborg 7 років тому +3

      "Scored Earth"

  • @brycestrife5605
    @brycestrife5605 3 роки тому +1

    I've been spelunking and cave exploring with my amazing father, my best friend, RIP my friend, and caverns CAN catch some crazy strong winds through them.

  • @ElZamo92
    @ElZamo92 8 років тому +35

    I played this game on my iPod touch 7 years ago. It is a carbon copy of Scorched Earth, but it was called "Tanks". Im not sure if it is still available on the App Store...

    • @ElZamo92
      @ElZamo92 8 років тому +12

      I found it ! It is called metal sky!

    • @MuJackalhopper
      @MuJackalhopper 8 років тому +2

      it's also a flash game

    • @Steets
      @Steets 8 років тому +3

      Or 'Pocket Tanks' if you will.

    • @jadevenator5659
      @jadevenator5659 8 років тому +3

      It's been a flash game for over a decade. It's so great. You can still play it online.

    • @MuJackalhopper
      @MuJackalhopper 8 років тому +2

      +Jade Venator agreed

  • @axelvids893
    @axelvids893 8 років тому +11

    "Just as enjoyable as killing things with all of these sweet weapons is watching people DIE."
    -ProJared 2016

  • @ParrotMan01276
    @ParrotMan01276 5 років тому +21

    *insert comment about scorched earth career or scorched earth accusations*
    Let's bring him back proper.

  • @NemesisOwl
    @NemesisOwl 5 років тому +11

    Look at that subscriber count climbing back up! Glad to see you back, sir. Never stopped watching the old videos and am eagerly awaiting D&December this year!

  • @Janzkrieg
    @Janzkrieg 8 років тому +22

    The first thing i thought when i saw it was not "Look at dem graphics", but rather "Shellshock live?"

  • @ShadianVise
    @ShadianVise 8 років тому +71

    Oh wow, I played a version of this called Pocket Tanks with my friends in high school.

    • @ThatGastrodon
      @ThatGastrodon 8 років тому

      They also made a great Arkanoid clone, too, iirc. I spent way too much time playing that and Pocket Tanks on my dad's mac when I was a kid.

    • @flyinmehkite384
      @flyinmehkite384 8 років тому

      Many an hour was played with Pocket Tanks in high school for me too. So much fun!

    • @thesalinator3557
      @thesalinator3557 8 років тому

      I remember pocket tanks. That was a fun game.

    • @rickyjones1898
      @rickyjones1898 8 років тому

      +The Eternal Shenron I'm pretty sure the developers still support and update pocket tanks

    • @spicynoodle6668
      @spicynoodle6668 8 років тому

      pocket tanks is on android and iphone now, even with online multiplayer with updates since 2014!

  • @Busterdrag
    @Busterdrag 8 років тому +8

    "Just as enjoyable as killing things with all of these sweet weapons, is watching people die!"
    -Jared Knabenbauer

  • @shurikenkat
    @shurikenkat 3 роки тому +1

    Jared showed us this blessed game 4 years ago. I’ve been playing it ever since. Thanks, Jared. Welcome back.

  • @MelasMaidsAuto
    @MelasMaidsAuto 5 років тому +6

    Good to see the push to get this man back up, it was extremely unjust

  • @ReddGier
    @ReddGier 5 років тому +3

    Can't believe it's been years this video has been up. Makes me wish a scorched earth HD version would be released.

    • @tylermaurmann
      @tylermaurmann 4 роки тому +1

      Shellshock Live is really close to this :3

    • @ReddGier
      @ReddGier 4 роки тому +1

      @@tylermaurmann Thank you for informing me! I'll check it out as soon as I can!

  • @flipperz0362
    @flipperz0362 8 років тому +24

    Scorched Earth is the mother of Mother

  • @aaron_my_lungs
    @aaron_my_lungs 6 років тому

    All I do is watch ProJared. I've stopped eating, sleeping, given up all social interaction, I just stay in my room watching the same videos over and over. I can recite the Two Worlds video beginning to end and give a detailed explanation of the visual gags. If you're wondering how I use the bathroom, I have stopped going altogether. Whenever I feel like I have to go, I just hold it in until that feeling goes away.

  • @seth3996
    @seth3996 8 років тому +96

    I remember playing a flash game like this

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 7 років тому +28

      Just called Tanks, if I remember rightly.

    • @mcintoshpc
      @mcintoshpc 7 років тому +9

      that would be shell shocked

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 7 років тому +1

      Big Battle Tanks

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 7 років тому +3

      +Timdeuces well, you just took a hit to my childhood. i still remember the music as if i heard it an hour ago

    • @mysteryguesification
      @mysteryguesification 7 років тому +1

      This has better grafikss though

  • @HargMentor
    @HargMentor 8 років тому +67

    scorched earth reminds me of pocket tanks its the same thing but with more weapons and "graphics"

    • @blazcraz6992
      @blazcraz6992 8 років тому +1

      I remember. That was the game. I loved Pocket Tanks. I loved blowing up the ground mostly.

    • @HargMentor
      @HargMentor 8 років тому +2

      yeah

    • @blazcraz6992
      @blazcraz6992 8 років тому

      Mr. Bigshot Blowing up the ground was so entertaining to me as a kid. It was so fun.

    • @HargMentor
      @HargMentor 8 років тому +1

      yeah dats the best part

    • @DonSMDT
      @DonSMDT 8 років тому +1

      I want this with better tank graphics. even 16 or 32 bit will do.

  • @memberofchat2825
    @memberofchat2825 5 років тому +4

    don't forget to disable adblock to help support jared

  • @theMadness36
    @theMadness36 5 років тому +1

    Scorched Earth is amazing! So many great memories with friends playing it

  • @xJC4Rx
    @xJC4Rx 7 років тому +57

    God I fucking loved this game.
    Where can I download it to relive this?

    • @yellows111
      @yellows111 7 років тому +22

      archive.org/details/ScorchedEarth (pick your download flavour) or ClassicReload (online only) may be your best bet

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 6 років тому

      Declan Brady this collemt should be pinned

    • @cruzmedina7023
      @cruzmedina7023 6 років тому

      JC4R damn girl you fine

    • @JonathonPlaysGames
      @JonathonPlaysGames 6 років тому

      archive.org/details/msdos_Scorched_Earth_1991

    • @liquidmech1727
      @liquidmech1727 6 років тому

      a game like that is jelly in the sky

  • @solaris9426
    @solaris9426 8 років тому +634

    Honestly, I think that anyone who didn't "turn out fine" after playing M-rated games as kids, were never "fine" to begin with. They probably had some hidden or just emerging mental issues that messed with their ability to tell the difference between reality and fantasy.

    • @MaxonerousX
      @MaxonerousX 8 років тому +174

      Barry Smith I played Skyrim and now have a tendency to ride horses parallel to any wall I come across.

    • @franklind.roosevelt4367
      @franklind.roosevelt4367 7 років тому +17

      Barry Smith nice bait yo it's totally not obvious at all.

    • @kinamiya1
      @kinamiya1 7 років тому +64

      i played persona 3 so i have a tendency of shooting in my head to unleash my hidden powers!

    • @ClaireSunshine
      @ClaireSunshine 7 років тому +4

      +Barry Smith Cool bait dawg.

    • @drag00n365
      @drag00n365 7 років тому +61

      what bait? are yall dumb? his comment makes complete sense, did you misread the comment?

  • @jellybunny7013
    @jellybunny7013 8 років тому +240

    Anyone else being reminded of shell shock live

    • @notTLWO
      @notTLWO 7 років тому

      Red Jelly no I was reminded of ARK

    • @ashsquest1235
      @ashsquest1235 7 років тому

      Red Jelly beans me

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 7 років тому

      Peter Sam Uh oh, you just got beaned!

    • @mulberryman1305
      @mulberryman1305 7 років тому +7

      no Shellshock Live Reminds me of Scorched Earth, though I do wish Shellshock Live would adopt some of the Border options (like wrap around)

    • @TheHolyHatter
      @TheHolyHatter 7 років тому

      yes

  • @trueakuma777
    @trueakuma777 6 років тому +2

    Solid review, Scorched Earth is one of my all-time favorite classic DOS games!
    Also, I love the fact that you included music from Blaster Master in this video! One of my favorite video game soundtracks!

  • @AlbertFingernoodle959
    @AlbertFingernoodle959 4 роки тому +7

    I feel like we should replace the “driving out the bad comments” with actual comments now

  • @emilinrose
    @emilinrose 8 років тому +137

    its like a prototype Worms.

    • @voidsassin7607
      @voidsassin7607 8 років тому +30

      Nah more like the predecessor, definately not a prototype

    • @emilinrose
      @emilinrose 8 років тому +6

      Claire Claes
      That is a better description.

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 8 років тому +1

      +emilinrose Pretty much, but better.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 8 років тому +4

      Shock was first, but Worms did it better. Say the same for Wolfstien and Doom, Wolfstien 3D was the first, but DOOM did it way better.

    • @voidsassin7607
      @voidsassin7607 8 років тому

      kyotheman69 well the time period between wolfenstein and doom was waaay smaller than worms and shock, you really cant compare the two, worms ofcourse seems to be the better one but it had so incredibly more to work with, you really cant say one is better than the other because of that

  • @ATyInc
    @ATyInc 5 років тому +5

    Scorching the comment section yay good vibes all the way. Great material, we want more

  • @joostleisder1956
    @joostleisder1956 3 роки тому

    I remember playing this at the age of 7 with my brother and a ton of our friends, sitting behind one PC with 10 people waiting for our turn. Glorious memories of the MOTHER OF ALL GAMES!

  • @dragonflight2468
    @dragonflight2468 8 років тому +10

    "... Every single game ever made has been birthed by Scorched Earth"
    THAT. Is a very ironic sentence.....

  • @nathanielholzgrafe5274
    @nathanielholzgrafe5274 5 років тому +48

    Drive through the shields, Jared. Drive through the shields.

    • @rolando2101
      @rolando2101 5 років тому +17

      Don't worry, he did

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 5 років тому +13

      Probably the only comment from when the controversy happened that isn't accusing him or making fun of him.

    • @stoppit0
      @stoppit0 5 років тому +2

      CaptainKthulhu it kinda is

    • @gamingcantina9157
      @gamingcantina9157 5 років тому

      Mutahar's a.k.a. Someordinarygamers
      Edit: I mispelled someordinarygamers real name

  • @TartarSauceBeans
    @TartarSauceBeans 5 років тому +40

    What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.

    • @dwldjon
      @dwldjon 5 років тому +10

      Wow a comment not referencing projareds crumbling career

    • @TartarSauceBeans
      @TartarSauceBeans 5 років тому +21

      dwldjon lol I’m just a shitposter

    • @dusty2080
      @dusty2080 5 років тому +4

      Battlefront 2 was fantastic
      (I mean the original Battlefront 2)

    • @THEEMan
      @THEEMan 5 років тому +3

      WaTch OuT fOR tHoSE WriSt RoCKetS!

    • @gamingcantina9157
      @gamingcantina9157 5 років тому +2

      @@THEEMan Get back to the battlefield soldier!

  • @graveyardgary4482
    @graveyardgary4482 3 роки тому +1

    Love the nes soundtracks playing in the background

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe 8 років тому +56

    If this game was released today, all the tanks, most of the cool weapons, the walls and a lot of the customization would be either payed DLC or not in the game at all after it was promised.

    • @justyouraveragememester5037
      @justyouraveragememester5037 8 років тому

      Sadly, you're true

    • @pickk90
      @pickk90 6 років тому +6

      Shellshock live is basicaly that and it's been out for a few years now with no dlc

  • @aarontalabis3558
    @aarontalabis3558 5 років тому +3

    How could we have ever doubted this man? Honest question

    • @slicedbread5568
      @slicedbread5568 5 років тому +1

      People are prone to believe things without much evidence if it sounds horrible enough, I’m sure people were well meaning tho

    • @Eisenbison
      @Eisenbison 5 років тому

      "They found you amusing for a while... but the one thing people love more than a hero, is to see a hero fail... In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you."
      -Green Goblin

  • @lvl5Vaporeon
    @lvl5Vaporeon 8 років тому +42

    Reminds me of Worms actually.

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu 8 років тому +10

      Scorched Earth is from 1991, Worms is from 1995.

    • @lvl5Vaporeon
      @lvl5Vaporeon 8 років тому +32

      Pehmokettu
      It's kind of obvious this game came before Worms.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 8 років тому

      +Pehmokettu
      And Gorillas was before all of them... I remember playing Gorillas on QBASIC back in like 1989-1990 on an old Windows 3.1 machine.

    • @Pehmokettu
      @Pehmokettu 8 років тому

      lvl5Vaporeon So then Worms reminds you from Scorched Earth, and not Scorched Earth reminds you from Worms.

    • @dylansmith5161
      @dylansmith5161 8 років тому +12

      Actually no. This game reminds HIM of worms because HE played worms first. This game came before worms, but that doesn't mean everybody knew about it before worms. So no, you are completely wrong. :)

  • @theclovercross
    @theclovercross 29 днів тому

    just came here from the The Making of Worms (1995) | Documentary and I realised how much fun I had had with The mother of all games!! the pc speaker sounds effects still echo in my mind

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 8 років тому +18

    This is actually a web game now. I don't know the link but I played it all the time in free time at school.

    • @thevoidlord1796
      @thevoidlord1796 8 років тому

      Valtsu Salonen I tink it was tanks. I forgot the name.

    • @thundal6081
      @thundal6081 8 років тому

      +TheCrafterPrince it was called tanks BUT NO FUNKY BOMB :'(

    • @thevoidlord1796
      @thevoidlord1796 8 років тому

      Tarlochan Hundal Yeah... alas... there may never be another funky bomb...

    • @AlphaAlarmClock
      @AlphaAlarmClock 8 років тому

      Pocket Tanks is an amazing one

  • @cachotognax3600
    @cachotognax3600 8 років тому +13

    probably someone alrredy commented this, but a 3D reamke of this game exists! Same weapons, same gameplay, 50%more dimensions!

    • @youyeese_art
      @youyeese_art 8 років тому +3

      Ooo, really? What's it called if I may ask

    • @cachotognax3600
      @cachotognax3600 8 років тому +7

      +Demon Blood scorched3D, yeah I should have posted that in the original comment I know

    • @chriscook4828
      @chriscook4828 8 років тому +1

      +Demon Blood It looks like shell shock live.

    • @UmbrellaSound
      @UmbrellaSound 8 років тому

      Moonbase Commander?

  • @1mariomaniac
    @1mariomaniac 5 років тому +17

    "Let's take these months old negative comments, and *PUSH* them somewhere else!"

  • @G33kCulture
    @G33kCulture 6 років тому

    Only you could make a 10 minute video on Scorched Earth. Thanks for giving an old/simple game the love it deserves.

  • @RocketRoosterFilms
    @RocketRoosterFilms 7 років тому +9

    1: "I turned out fine." 2: "You're dead! I'm dead! THE EARTH'S DEAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" O_O

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 4 роки тому

      Ever heard of an unreliable narrator?

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 5 років тому +27

    Guess you could say the internet tried a "Scorched Earth" method on Jared?
    Hah, no that wasn't funny. Time to watch.

  • @Amberstorm1999
    @Amberstorm1999 8 років тому +11

    I swear I played a remastered version of this game with my friends when I was 7 or something on PC

    • @gumbo64
      @gumbo64 8 років тому +9

      Pocket tanks maybe

    • @Amberstorm1999
      @Amberstorm1999 8 років тому

      64 BitGit maybe all I remember is me and 3 of my friends playing it in the old PC in the corner of our after school daycare and it functioned the exact same as this game just with better graphics

    • @patu8010
      @patu8010 8 років тому

      Me too. There were dozens of clones of this game.

    • @mrbye3966
      @mrbye3966 8 років тому

      or maybe it was tanks?

  • @Kirbio
    @Kirbio 5 років тому +2

    That last joke at the end has a lot more meaning, than I think he ever intended.

  • @ChronoTriggerHappy
    @ChronoTriggerHappy 8 років тому +16

    FUCK YEAH, SCORCHED EARTH, MAX EXPLOSION CHAOS FUNKY BOMB VERSIONS FOR LIFE!

    • @ChronoTriggerHappy
      @ChronoTriggerHappy 8 років тому +7

      I also forgot RUBBER WALLS, OR WRAP AROUND WALLS, INSANITY!

    • @haydennr6
      @haydennr6 8 років тому +2

      you have never played it have you?

  • @KayEcksArr
    @KayEcksArr 8 років тому +4

    "...Drive through the shields."
    - ProJared

  • @SirVyre
    @SirVyre 5 років тому +4

    Jared drove through the shields!

  • @HoopyFroodood
    @HoopyFroodood 4 роки тому +2

    9:58
    Not everyone is able to use their own advice during their own hardships. Good job dude, glad you made it out the other side.

  • @voultbioy5261
    @voultbioy5261 5 років тому +3

    Man, I'm glad I can finally enjoy these videos again. I love projared