Nmp Leaves Everyone Speechless 💀
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What a legend 😂 always knows how to ruin the moment
I didn’t know it could be a talent but sure enough, here we are😂
You’re not worried in the moment if you created it
His skill points are almost maxed in anti-charisma
Keeping it shy of max to avoid fully committing a Bobby Lee (who’s apparently a full on creep and not just for skits)
@@AD-lh3jk Never go full Bobby Lee
When Greek does it everyone hates him
Never saw a whole group lose its appetite all at once before 😂
Shouldve heard my uncle loud wet farts during dinner.
has to be a superpower or something
dont forget nmp threw a baby tantrum over ggx 😂
Ya imagine wanting children with the woman you love! How disgusting...
@@dgmt8789but 9?!
Bro didn't just shoot his shot he brought the whole bazooka
They've already been dating for 17 years
@@Bigdaddy93413 the more you know thanks
@@Bigdaddy93413 well the should already have at least 8 kids then
@@Bigdaddy93413wait 17 years? How old is she? 9 may be hard
@@ekkobellick939yeah well he was her babysitter. That’s how they met. Started dating shortly after. Really wholesome 😊
She said something creative
He said how about you create 9 babies for me?
malena is quick!
def not for him lol
😂😂😂
@@nalkite9300they’re literally a couple 😂 so it actually will be by him lmao.
@iyendeezont nah, she gots a side dude forsure.
Does he plan those moments when he starts asking the question? I'll never know.
Yes. I like to think he has it already planned.
He doesn't need any planning. He has mastered this shit
most of the thing go on stream are planned by him so people will plan their reaction for better content
I feel like some of it is planned on his part but he dosent tell the people on stream. But tbh most of it feels like it’s off the hip
@@Denarias It felt like he asked Malena last for a reason (to create this moment)
“Establish peace in other countries”😂
“For democracy!”
That the joke.
Meanwhile other countries are peaceful before the democrats show up 😂
"for capitalism"
yeah all the peace in the middle east and east europe is overwhelming
Emi's facial expressions are alwAys hilarious
Simp
@@kova1729 how is that simping 😂😂😂
@@erck319 He believes that finding anything in correlation to women genuinely funny is impossible and it must solely be because you're "simping" for her, so he's literally just projecting his misogyny lol
@@peholemso8296 lost me after "he believes"
@@erck319ain’t nothing wrong with simping..you just gotta know when to simp and when not to..
Bro’s tryna build his own MLB team 💀
Nba team
Well at least that's proCREATIVE asl😭🙏
"establish peace in other countries" is the most american thing I've ever heard 😭😂
He ment freedom
Yea cause that's how it works @@znoxxy
Lmfaooo dude actually thinks the military is fighting for peace in other countries and not destabilizing and stealing resources from them 😂😂
@@2pkjs1351he’s joking. It’s a joke, precisely because that’s the widely mocked excuse the govt uses
Join us next time on the internet where people don’t get humour and take everything very serious!
@@2pkjs1351 That was the joke, dude. That’s why “peace” is in quotations.
I like how Peace was in quotations 😂
Cyr being a Marine?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
More like a sailor
@@erck319 More like National Guard, 3 times reserved lol
If you convince him its a movie he will be the best
Cyr simply knows where most of the gay men are.
Well he does come from a military family
Malena has pre-PTSD
You had the shot for "PreTSD" and blew it
That's Nick's way of telling her it's time 😂
Low key black adam sandler both in comedy and looks
Can't unsee it now 😅
Not only speechless but everyone stopped eating. Stun locked
"peace" 😂😂
"freedom"
They talking about a normal job/service like its retirement.
This shit gives me “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Vibes
It kinda is. By that point they'll hace enough money to just do stuff they find enjoyable.
i like how the music just slowly dies
Guy is gifted at reducing the room to silence in a comical way for the viewers
Nick is comedy gold😂 I fkn love it when he makes malean rage😂
It’s good content.
it's dogshit and poor taste
He really made everyone speechless 😂
"Dude you would be a cool ass pilot"
She said to the only guy wearing glasses😅
True true. Even without that it was low key:
Marines? Maybe you should try the Air Force...
The expressions bro changed quicker than when I do my oil changes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Creativity took a while new meaning
Well that's technically being creative too 💀
"Establish peace in other countries" 😂😂, you mean steal their shit.
Welcome to democracy 😂
Hell divers style!
He knows what he is doing
Russia style
@@philmybutup4759 no, that is word for word the U.S style.
This is major weve talked about this before energy 😂😂😂
That went from 0 to 100... to 50... to 1,000...
Bro ain't making it past MEPS. Definitely not going to be a marine 💀
Bro rizzed too hard it burned his chances.
Its always that guy in the friend group bro...
The amount of short I've seen of him just letting out some inappropriate comment like that is crazy and i love it
“Peace” hahah
The deafening rizz
My guy left the shot so fast 😂😂😂
what a way to bring a conversation to a screeching halt
"of different fathers"
"Establish peace in other countries" ~American thing.
The actual perfect thing to say. Wait why did it look like she was thinking about...
another one snatches defeat from the jaws of victory
It's the moment of awkward silence for me 🤣
It's okay nick, it made me laugh 😂
never back down from an intrusive thought
Nmp is so fucking good at the awkward silence humor
Those moments when you are the last one to realise what you just said 😂
Lmfao! 😂 he doesnt miss a beat man. legend.
The silence was so loud💀
"peace"
Such a creative answer
damn he has a plan 😂
"Eatablish peace in other countries" lmao
Some sort of creativity
Very creative
Nick is obsessed with race. Why does he always have to bring it up? Why not just say: Nine babies.?
☠️
I don't know. I imagine he's just very aware of race due to past experiences where he was treated differently either for being black or not being black enough.
there is no "after streaming" for these people, they havent considered or established an end to it. it is their life.
😅
Homie you better sleep with 2 eyes open! lol classic move
Emiru said "damn wtf" I'm her head
For the rest cord, no ex streamer is going to become a marine.
nicks face at the end got me rolling
Never seen grown adults talking bout what they gonna do when they grown
The music slowing down 😂
God i love Nick's unpredictable mouth
Bro really said "Establish peace in other countries"
Bro thinks he’s gonna “establish peace” 😂
The vibes were lost right after he said that lol
04:54 “it reminds me of a certain caucasian koopa” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was just planting his own seed
the setup was immaculate
The shirt pretty much sums it all up 😂
Bro was so spot on too tho. He ain’t lying she gonna be a universe mother
Bros dropping a huge hint lol
He brought her back to reality.😂😂😂
Nick is like Zack from Dropouts podcast with more wtf silence
😂 Nick is unhinged
He later shot 9 shots and made all of them
I can understand why Malena doesnt want a black baby
Nick has long term plans
get on it, Nimp!
Establish peace thats is wild 😂
That shirt always does it for me 😂 Thing 1, adopt me, I’ll be your thing 2 😂
LMFAOOOOOOO dawg no one does what Nick be doing as good as him who tf can just ruin a good moment so quickly and effortlessly 😂😂😂
She's thinking about it
I see Malena as a future wedding and event-planner.
Bro just said he wanted 9 kids without realizing it.
That shit is so out of pocket 😂
I love how peace had quotes around it lmao cause we absolutely do not do that
It's like the interracial group of kids from the Burger King commercials grew up 😂
Real life claptrap
Command, do a raincheck on the last one.
She said some kind of creativity. He said how about PROcreativity. 😂🤣
He doesn't know when to stop
As smooth as a 737 max landing
how the fuck does he nail it every time
I don't know how you recover from that. Also I don't get how he has essentially somehow monetized awkwardness.
“Establish peace in other countries”
*unfortunately peace was never an option for our brother*
He definitely asked that question so he coukd make that statement. No way he didn't plan something that out of pocket.
Bold move 😂
Just random thoughts that pop up every morning while brushing teeth in front of mirror.
Cyr just removed himself from the zipcode
His rizz fell flat