Me: "Dude, you gotta check out this guy on youtube, call me kevin!" Friend: "Ooh, what's he like?" Me: "Trust me, I'm irish!" Friend: "You're not though." Me: "Ummm..."
*Post YT Kevin: "I can't remember what it's like to be an average human being"* *Pre YT Kevin: "I used to play the HEEYYYYEEEAAAA song on a 10 hour loop when we closed the store for my colleagues to work too"*
There's nothing wrong with your date setting everything in the restaurant on fire and trying to stuff steaks in your armpits. It just means they have a quirky personality
12:48 Damn imagine finding out your date is a jedi and just rolling your eyes Also this video revived my faith in romance just in time to make me feel lonely on Valentine's Day so cheers for that Kevin aha
Omg dude i can’t believe Kevin has already reached 2 million subs keep going, that will be double soon at this rate. Love this channel been a fan for a while much love. Also I miss the gta videos would really enjoy some more especially if it involves a bus
Talking from experience you actually can’t get drunk from beer in the eye. 1. It burns like a white mans sunburn 2. I can no longer see out of my left-most eye
ever thought of the possibility that kevin is someone who doesn't like birthdays, why are you guys generalizing? or am i the only one who thinks at his birthday "oh hopefully nobody is gonna notice or mention anything"? i'm not triggered, just curious :D
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 I'm not calling out his birthday, just trying to be positive n stuff. I started this when the "day x of asked Kevin to do y" comments were really common, so I decided to do a version that didn't ask anything of Kevin, but just appreciated him in a sort of silly/dumb but still positive way. Have a lovely day/night, friend. :)
@@nikkiesona thanks for spreading positivity, my comment was also not meant that seriously, i wouldn't spit in your face if you wish me happy bday... for me it's just kinda depressing and i wouldn't want to hear it every day of the year :D
@AxxL _”success”_ The only thing you’re successful at is bothering innocent commenters and content creators. Success is something people work towards, but the work you’ve put in is minimal and negligible for your videos. Nobody even wants to watch them. If anyone wants to watch a good video just check out any of the people famous for making good videos. RT, Kevin, and others. You’re not going to read this, because you probably don’t understand half of the words I’m saying, and you refuse to acknowledge it. You act like Jake Paul who labels anyone who criticizes him as a hater and ignores them. Stop. Just stop. Even I can make better videos than you, because I TRY. And yet your blatant advertising is getting you a lot of hate, but I guess any attention is helpful, even though it’s bad. In conclusion I wrote an essay that nobody will read woo.
3:31 Wow. Just. Wow. That made me laugh more than anything all day has- and I've been doing almost nothing but watching UA-cam all day. Now I know what to do next time I'm on a date... thank you for the advice Kevin (^_^).
I just love that there's a whole genre of VR games that essentially boil down to "controls are so terrible that simple tasks are ridiculously challenging."
" Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet to see if they work " is the first call me kevin video I watched and now i'm kidnapped and in his basement, it only took a few The Sims videos and cursed videogame for the stockholm syndrome to kick in.
Normal people in dates: tries to chat with the other person
Kevin: tries to make a molotov
He just wants a hot date
Lol, the pun was awfully fun
@UCRVW3oNmZabrgnTlnKTlYyg yeah dude, I don't have reasons not to like you
@@FelipeSilva-yj4hq was it a guy called king Autism tv?
Sounds like an interesting date tbh XD
i like how he completely did not address that that girl's name is tractor
Normal girl's name in Ireland, he just didn't think it was weird
very common irish name
huh. til
Lph PhD really? I thought it was welsh
Please tell me you guys are kidding, or is 'Tractor' truly a common Irish name??
Kevin, the type of guy that cooks a steak with a match
and completely burns it in the process
He cuts a hole in a aluminum can, lights a candle in there and then cooks the steak on the top of the can like the galaxy brain genius he is.
That's hot
There's enough guys out there that do this to warrant a type?
@Gurlmoo Crabs By smacking it, really, really hard.
"Trust me I'm Irish" is how I'm going to start suggesting Kevin to people
You should watch CallMeKevin.
Who is CallMeKevin? Isn't he that violent UA-camr?
Ah, just trust him, he's Irish.
4:10
same
Me: "Dude, you gotta check out this guy on youtube, call me kevin!"
Friend: "Ooh, what's he like?"
Me: "Trust me, I'm irish!"
Friend: "You're not though."
Me: "Ummm..."
“Gonna send this match to him as a warning” I actually laughed so hard lmfaooo
We all love Kevin 😂😂
*Post YT Kevin: "I can't remember what it's like to be an average human being"*
*Pre YT Kevin: "I used to play the HEEYYYYEEEAAAA song on a 10 hour loop when we closed the store for my colleagues to work too"*
To remember you'd have to be an average human being to begin with 🤔
"average human being"
"human being"
“Uman being”
Human bean
“You wouldn’t mind if I stuck a steak in your armpit, would you?” KEVIN! This is a family show!!!
Jamie Morgan orrr is iit? 👀
Well, the steak is family friendly. Don't worry.
Omg I can hear the last sentence in my head
Alexander you look like James Franco when he is high
What videos of him are you watching? lol
There's nothing wrong with your date setting everything in the restaurant on fire and trying to stuff steaks in your armpits. It just means they have a quirky personality
omg he must be a caprisun
Lol flashbacks to Sally assaulting Alex on Taskmaster with cake and waterboarding
Watching Kevin flirt is one of the most adorable things ever. It's okay Kevin, they might not appreciate your molotov, but I'd totally take it!
The wild Kevin in his natural habitat 😂
Game: she wants wine
Kevin : where is the fecking wine!? we gonna make Molotov!!
Kevin is everyone's dream date🤣
Also buys additional steaks to put in his dates armpits. Steaks for days.
Looney K
And every boys bf
He’s just generally everyone’s dream bf
Holly Hale no doubt.
@@masterflameboss17 yeah! The boys, don't forget the boys.
Kevin: Oh whats this, a new match? This game is already unrealistic. Lol
Anybody ever want to go visit Kevin and give him a hug? Lol.
i volunteer as a tribute but bring me a stool please
If there's alcohol, of course
I would go but I already have a restraining order
Guys don't worry, he already has his hugger, he just likes to joke like that xD
Timmy Still wanna hug him tho. Lol
"She wants wine, beer and shots just to tolerate my company".
Dad, is that you?
Kevin: "I play games for a living I dont have any frovgh ogh twhe whoglnevof"
Noah Dunstone that's hot
"so many people just found my channel and left"
bold of you to assume that they could leave...
I'm pretty sure they are stuck in his basement
14:18 I can't believe you made Kevin say Bore Ragnarok. What a madlad.
12:48 Damn imagine finding out your date is a jedi and just rolling your eyes
Also this video revived my faith in romance just in time to make me feel lonely on Valentine's Day so cheers for that Kevin aha
Kevin: "oMg we got a blowtorch!".
Tractor: (●__●)
Kevin managed to destroy my dinner too because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t eat properly. Curse you Kevin
Waiter: "It's that fecker thats burns the tables, again!"
"Staff friendly but food floats away" is the only Yelp review I'll leave from now on.
Kevin and his date end up getting together and having a baby
Breaking news: feckin lunatic kicks baby across yard
Their kid probably stole the sheep
I remember seeing a serious ad for this on Instagram and thinking “I wonder when Kevin will see this”
Hahaha me too
Kevin: "Merley isn't even a name."
Also Kevin: *Goes on a date with a woman named Tractor*
"Look, I play games for a living, I-"
*Incoherent Irish noises.*
I laughed at the floating food frustration so hard I did one of those loud inhale laughs and scared the shit out of all my pets at once.
"wheres the wine, i want to make a molotov" ahh kevin, showing of his 100% irish heritage
"awe yeah, right in the eyeball. That's where you absorb the alcohol fastest. Trust me I'm Irish" did Kevin say "eye"rish?
Badum tss
Day 7 of telling Kevin that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
he really is
And with the voice of an angel
Agreed
Elsa Gordon day 7 of being cringe
@@mightyreds1892 :)
Your videos are genuinely something I look forward to kevin😂
Well that's good
Same. Highlight of my day.
Kevin’s channel is like a black hole
Traps you In and doesn’t let you leave
Lots of people die because of it
And dark...very dark
@Jacob Hart what?
@@IamaPERSON bahhyshhv jhr jjzh heujjjvgue
yyhata yyue neyelasf
Me: *casually eating soup while watching this* "Note to self...I will feck right off eating this soup, apparently."
I love how Kevin has table manners.
*He’s trying guys*
Normal people: *Enjoy there date*
Kevin: "You wouldn't mind if I put steak this in your arm pit?"
Ah yes correct speling
Kevin: "This restaurant is fecked!" *zoom in on all the food on the floor*
Kevin: This date is going great!
Gravity: Im about to end this man's entire career
Me, an introvert:
"Define Table Manners"
Me, a hooligan:
"Define Manners"
Me, a psychopath:
"Define"
if kevin stuck a steak in my armpit on a date, heh well it wouldn’t be called a date anymore
@John Stonik ba dum TSSSSSSSS
I love Kevin’s subtle hand gesture at 8:48 xD
Kevin: Table Manners but I have terrible manners
Also Kevin: (Talks with his mouth full)
Yeah, he's telling the truth
But seriously though, people that unironically do that, and aren't young, can just feck off.
Found you again
I've definitely been on all of these dates. This is like my dating history on youtube...
did you let the guy stick the steak in your armpit or not?
HAHAHA UR SO QUIRKY AND INTERESTING HAHAH
Datnikka Joe Yes.
I always imagine that Kevin actually has a super hot girlfriend, and is just pretending to be terrible at romance.
Omg dude i can’t believe Kevin has already reached 2 million subs keep going, that will be double soon at this rate. Love this channel been a fan for a while much love. Also I miss the gta videos would really enjoy some more especially if it involves a bus
"You wouldn't mind if i stuck this steak in your armpit, would you?" Got to remember that pickup line.
Hey, Kevin. Your videos got me through depression. Thank you for everything, please keep up.
Talking from experience you actually can’t get drunk from beer in the eye. 1. It burns like a white mans sunburn 2. I can no longer see out of my left-most eye
RYGUYSUPAFLYGUY hilarious
“leave them a bad yelp review”
Please play more, I laughed so hard I cried
3:30 Oh boy. We are going to have a field day with this clip
Day 294 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Heck yeah!
ever thought of the possibility that kevin is someone who doesn't like birthdays, why are you guys generalizing? or am i the only one who thinks at his birthday "oh hopefully nobody is gonna notice or mention anything"?
i'm not triggered, just curious :D
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 I'm not calling out his birthday, just trying to be positive n stuff. I started this when the "day x of asked Kevin to do y" comments were really common, so I decided to do a version that didn't ask anything of Kevin, but just appreciated him in a sort of silly/dumb but still positive way. Have a lovely day/night, friend. :)
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 me, I'm joining for the ride since I've watched this countdown for a while (I forgot exactly when)
@@nikkiesona thanks for spreading positivity, my comment was also not meant that seriously, i wouldn't spit in your face if you wish me happy bday... for me it's just kinda depressing and i wouldn't want to hear it every day of the year :D
Kevin please play the fallout new Vegas dead money dlc, I would love to see how you manage the challenges.
Vibe check
@AxxL _”success”_
The only thing you’re successful at is bothering innocent commenters and content creators.
Success is something people work towards, but the work you’ve put in is minimal and negligible for your videos. Nobody even wants to watch them. If anyone wants to watch a good video just check out any of the people famous for making good videos. RT, Kevin, and others.
You’re not going to read this, because you probably don’t understand half of the words I’m saying, and you refuse to acknowledge it.
You act like Jake Paul who labels anyone who criticizes him as a hater and ignores them.
Stop. Just stop.
Even I can make better videos than you, because I TRY. And yet your blatant advertising is getting you a lot of hate, but I guess any attention is helpful, even though it’s bad.
In conclusion I wrote an essay that nobody will read woo.
@@jackbudi that's the most accurate essay describing that parasite I've ever seen.
@Drifter 393 I have issues with AxxL replying to comments with a statement just like that every day
Vibe check
That moment you know the upload schedule so you just wait on his youtube channel and just refresh until you see that new video
DeletedGemz you could be like me and get daily notifications at 12 pm my time
@@Phinmeister Notifications are always late for me
zofyrose aw lame :/
8pm for me unfortunately i can only watch an hour later
I watch this channel bc once per video you say the funniest possible thing you could. This time it was I’m gonna send this match to him as a warning
4:29 “I thought you wanted it! God damn it! Girls send so many mixed messages!” Well that sounds bad out of context 😬😬😬
I can't even with your videos! Lmfao! I love them! Btw, snorting beer out of your nose hurts!!! 😂😂😂
3:31
Ah Yes, that is very UwU.
3:31 Wow. Just. Wow. That made me laugh more than anything all day has- and I've been doing almost nothing but watching UA-cam all day. Now I know what to do next time I'm on a date... thank you for the advice Kevin (^_^).
My daily dose of drugs is Kevin saying “Hey there friends!”
Also get my daily dose from when he says "My name is Kevin" too.
kevin in the intro honestly better table manners then my mom sometimes. Eating with your mouth closed i respect
“OMG we got a blowtorch lady come feel this”
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha😂
Me when my friends want to hang out: “That’s a ‘no’ for me. That would involve social interactions.”
Still a better lovestory than Twilight
3:30 Thats a quote from senzawa's "i turned a bad copypasta into a bad rap" video. So good.
"oop oop oop oop oop oop oop hold on, I'll get some of it in" - CallMe "CallMeKevin" Kevin 2020
omfg that "that's medium rare right? i tell you what else is rare... you." was the best flirt line i have ever heard ever. I'm flabbergasted.
*Kevin goes on a real date*
Hey how ya doing, my name is Kevin!
Even a disembodied hand can't escape Kevin's customisation
5:51 I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently, I steered clear of them
A round of applause for managing to die less than 4 minutes into a dating game. That. Is. Pure. *TALENT*
3:37 all of us furries irl
I like how he kept calling the first guy, Hayden, a woman. xD
Day 267 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
[2:05] "Where's the wine? I'm gonna make a feckin' Molotov!" 😂
[2:20] You meant to say "sugar, honey, ice tea"? 🤪
80% of these games you play I never knew existed 😅
"I'm a disembodied hand ok" You've just made me think of Thing from the Addams family going on a date and trying to get some....thanks
"i have terrible manners"
Yeah, I'm afraid Jim Picken's victims have learnt it the hard way
@Jim Pickens I WAS JUST JOKING DON'T KIDNAP ME
@@mariospelopidas6705 ooh, you done did it now!
@Jim Pickens if the great leader demands it, i cannot deny it☹️
@@IamaPERSON guess who is not gonna sleep at night
@@mariospelopidas6705 I'll place a bet on you, for $500
GET YOUR OWN PIZZA..😂😂😂
Ah yes, my daily reason to live.
I just love that there's a whole genre of VR games that essentially boil down to "controls are so terrible that simple tasks are ridiculously challenging."
day 155 of telling kevin i love and appreciate him xoxo
1:13 it's s date with the Thing from the Addams family
Apparently Tractor is a normal name for women in ireland
Dude, I am sitting here at my computer, eating McD's while watching your video. *slurps on energy drink* I get you.
CatMuto 👏👏👏
I Find it funny how kevin always acts like he doesnt have a girlfriend
Right!? We want an introduction Kevo!!!!
@@atmywhitson indeed a proper introduction would be nice instead of us lurking around her instagram and hearing her in his spiderman body suit vid lol
Cas den Houting wait what
@@IceKreacher lmao yes he has a gf her @ is annarudolf_chess on instagram
"The start of a beautiful relationship" the one phrase never going to said about mr
"OH MY GOD WE GOD A BLOWTORCH!"
KEVIN NO!
Kevin _yes_
its just kitchen simulator all over again
@@jackbudi Kevin _no_
6:43
When someone chances their arm and asks for a slice of your pizza, pinky finger going ballistic with rage.
There should definitely be a KevinASMR channel.
Just him yelling at games without any music or game noise
[gentle screams from my basement (ASMR)]
lukey kong Keismr is you will
10:21 my man phoenix! Who could forget?
Day 1 of asking Kevin to be my date for prom
Kevin, will you be my prom date? 💗
I've been waiting to see this game for a long time.
Now's your time to shine, Kevin. This game was made for you.
Is it just me, or does the title of the video changes every day after few minutes? Lol
Tractor... I have to tell u something...
UwU * *pounces on you* * you're so warm
Day 31 of shamelessly begging Kevin to play tales from the borderlands
Please more, this was wholesome!
Day sixty of telling Kevin he’s the greatest UA-camr ever. I think I’m gonna stop doing this now xP
I got a fake roblox ad and i sincerely thought it was the actual video’s intro.
I imagine this is how Kevin scored Anna
Most hilarious date ever! I wonder if Kevin's real dates go just as well? 😂😂😵
0:06 Me trying to explain anything at all.
agreed
Are you swedish?
How could you possibly assume that?
" Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet to see if they work " is the first call me kevin video I watched and now i'm kidnapped and in his basement, it only took a few The Sims videos and cursed videogame for the stockholm syndrome to kick in.