Big Train Portaccio (Shakespeare look-alikes)

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
  • A few advertisements, a hologram on a bankcard and they think they are the greatest Shakespeare lookalike who ever lived!

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  • @willsmith6946
    @willsmith6946 6 років тому +33

    "Didn't think much of that fucking King Lear" bahahaha!

  • @coljac
    @coljac  16 років тому +41

    My favorite of all Big Train.
    He _really, really_ looked like Shakespeare. Gold.

  • @WatTyler13
    @WatTyler13 6 років тому +59

    Quite simply the finest "Excuse me" of all time.

  • @PompeyLegend2009
    @PompeyLegend2009 Рік тому +7

    "He really really looked like Shakespeare" impeccable delivery 0:56

  • @simonatford1
    @simonatford1 8 років тому +31

    I didn't think much of that fucking King Lear.

  • @nathanadler6991
    @nathanadler6991 Рік тому +5

    Claiming that someone has mistaken me for another and that I am Portaccio has gotten me out of a lot of scrapes at work where I am extremely incompetent.

  • @tkhushrenada
    @tkhushrenada 16 років тому +14

    lol, absolute genius. We used to say this all the time in high school. "Portaccio, Portaccio, Portaccio!"

  • @johnr3552
    @johnr3552 3 роки тому +15

    I love the attention to detail in Simon Pegg's costume, he's an upstart Shakespeare lookalike complete with leather jacket and grunge-y haircut. I can't help but think the idea for this sketch stems from the fact that Arthur Mathews naturally looks like Shakespeare (or at least our idea of him).

    • @nickchambers3935
      @nickchambers3935 7 місяців тому +1

      And even then he just looks marginally more like Shakespeare than all the other Shakespeare lookalikes

  • @Calculon1712
    @Calculon1712 13 років тому +12

    According to Simon Pegg on the DVD commentary the line where he says "he really really look like shakespeare" was the line that inspired Fran Healy of the band Travis to use the word "Really" twice in the song Driftwood.

  • @johnpetermalcolm
    @johnpetermalcolm 13 років тому +21

    Oi; you lot, get out of my boozer, you're Bard !

  • @noradosmith
    @noradosmith 3 роки тому +6

    One of the best sketches of all time.

  • @MrPontificator
    @MrPontificator 3 роки тому +5

    Portaccio's fate subsumed the two works that tower over all of English literature: Hamlet (recall the name of his villainous uncle), and Tiger's Revenge, by Claude Balls. Cats have dirty claws, and Big Train had brilliant writers.

  • @coljac
    @coljac  16 років тому +22

    Ah, those brash, young, rebellious Shakespeare lookalikes... No respect for the great Portaccio.

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 5 років тому +2

      10 years too late but thank you so much for uploading this

  • @自由吗
    @自由吗 3 роки тому +6

    They’re real good at acting,even beyond the fun of comedy .

  • @tomos20
    @tomos20 13 років тому +7

    ''oh i'm sorry forgive me'' yeah right:) like that's the way it usually happens;)
    great comedy

  • @shanedebarra4986
    @shanedebarra4986 4 роки тому +6

    "Cats have dirty claws" !!!!!

  • @portaccio
    @portaccio 16 років тому +8

    All time favourite.

  • @radlord
    @radlord 5 років тому +19

    he really, really looked like Shakespeare

    • @funkydanieluk
      @funkydanieluk 4 роки тому

      Oh yeah, he does!

    • @SuperSoundtracks
      @SuperSoundtracks 4 роки тому

      I don't get it. Is that a reference to something?

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 роки тому +4

      @@SuperSoundtracks a reference to me not being married?

  • @ArchDoug
    @ArchDoug 14 років тому +16

    "He REEAAAAALLY really looked like Shakespeare."
    Lol, well I'm convinced :P

  • @westonsea
    @westonsea 4 роки тому +4

    The big fella in the pub is The Shend - singer from the Very Things / Cravats!

    • @cdname47
      @cdname47 Рік тому

      Also seen in Alan Partridge (in the band in the first episode funnily enough) and red dwarf (Mr Knot...)

    • @yolandajones4990
      @yolandajones4990 5 місяців тому

      And a lovely guy!

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon 4 роки тому +2

    I was in the surgery waiting room when he came to have in knackers checked. He walked in and said "my good woman, I have perchance cometh verily for a check up". I thought he really really looked like Shakespeare

  • @jenduh
    @jenduh 13 років тому +18

    Everyone's perfect in this skit, but I think Kevins performance was my favorite.

  • @acmemasteri
    @acmemasteri 7 місяців тому

    Fabulous one.

  • @sudocatsda1guy390
    @sudocatsda1guy390 4 роки тому +5

    Big Trains humor in a nutshell - Studio audience is confused about when to laugh, but the jokes never get old
    The real joke was that Portaccio was legendary because couple people though he lookes a lot like Shakespeare

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno 3 роки тому

      Thanks. I was rather...bewildered by the whole thing.
      'Portaccio', that's a Florentine surname surely?

  • @chojinsteiner
    @chojinsteiner 3 роки тому +3

    The crow is in my clutches at last! This sketch be clearly seditious!

  • @emotionwave
    @emotionwave 15 років тому +7

    Cats have dirty claws.

  • @eddjordan2399
    @eddjordan2399 Рік тому +1

    didn't think much of that fucking king Lear!

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 14 років тому +21

    Simon Pegg is incapable of delivering a line badly.

  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 5 років тому +14

    Still, can Portaccio be ever as great as Lucentio?

  • @wehavemagnums
    @wehavemagnums 4 роки тому +2

    Didn't think much of that fucking King Lear

  • @sudocatsda1guy390
    @sudocatsda1guy390 5 років тому +4

    Simon Pegg actually looks a lot like Shakespeare

  • @88whiteandblack
    @88whiteandblack 14 років тому +5

    Is it Arthur Matthews who plays Portaccio? I can't tell!

    • @joeb2487
      @joeb2487 5 років тому +5

      Yes, it is. Although, I agree with you. He really, really looks like Shakespeare.

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 6 років тому +1

    This was really really funny.

  • @marvinwatkins8889
    @marvinwatkins8889 7 років тому +2

    Nice looking refind bunch of guys one may want to invite over to a renaissance "faire" to talk over "olde" times. And maybe rework Lear and compose a few more sonnets ( and then exeunt).

  • @overkillphil514
    @overkillphil514 3 роки тому +1

    Cats have dirty claws

  • @carlmarks8170
    @carlmarks8170 4 роки тому +3

    GAAAAH!

  • @thebegtets
    @thebegtets 11 років тому +5

    Oh...I beg your pardon, I thought....

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 5 років тому +2

      3:03 great acting

  • @stevenanderson7461
    @stevenanderson7461 Рік тому

    Shakespeare was Ann immortal that he changed his name to Portaccio

  • @GaiaMediaIndustries
    @GaiaMediaIndustries Рік тому +2

    Many people don't know that, while Portaccio was widely known among Shakepeare lookalikes as the very image of the Bard, he was also the creator and CEO of the company that gave us the Portaccabin.

    • @polbecca
      @polbecca Рік тому

      And to think that I, who am but to learn, have hitherto thought it pronounced 'porta-kabin' - I am indeed most grateful for your enlightened advice.

  • @billcowie
    @billcowie 4 місяці тому

    Is that James B Sikking?

  • @Amethyst_Friend
    @Amethyst_Friend 12 років тому +1

    @jenduh I agree, especially the accent

  • @Amethyst_Friend
    @Amethyst_Friend 12 років тому

    @djwedgewood Amazing line

  • @jenduh
    @jenduh 13 років тому

    @88whiteandblack It is!

  • @Amethyst_Friend
    @Amethyst_Friend 12 років тому

    @johnpetermalcolm Really glad u didn't write this scene :p

  • @drtreg
    @drtreg 13 років тому

    Stale by Big Train standards?

  • @coljac
    @coljac  16 років тому

    Cats have dirty claws.