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  • @DaveSvedberg
    @DaveSvedberg 11 років тому +329

    That punchline really bowled me over, good thing it wasn't in the video description or I'd have seen it coming a mile off.

  • @altar7885
    @altar7885 Рік тому +28

    Kevin Eldon is so good at trying not to look embarrassed

  • @60s70s80s90smusic
    @60s70s80s90smusic 14 років тому +28

    im from canada and typed in join the army for my own research and this came up its pretty funny never seen or heard of this tv show in my life

  • @nickchambers3935
    @nickchambers3935 2 роки тому +58

    What I like is that Arthur Matthews hardly appears in Big Train apart from this sketch, meaning they brought him in for the day just to shout I HATE YOU at Kevin Eldon

    • @trollgage
      @trollgage 6 місяців тому

      And it's the least, in my opinion, convincing part of it.

    • @jamesmullen3601
      @jamesmullen3601 3 місяці тому +6

      @@trollgage Is that really your opinion, or are you just trying to pass it off as your own?

    • @nickchambers3935
      @nickchambers3935 3 місяці тому +2

      @@trollgage But it's not meant to be convincing is it? The humour comes from the fact that the conversation starts out natural but slowly turns increasingly absurd with their reactions way out of proportion to what he said

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 2 місяці тому +2

      @trollgage yeah, it's not meant to be convincing at that point.

  • @BazColne
    @BazColne 11 місяців тому +4

    It's not simply the great humour of the writing and directing, these people are all superb at what they do.

  • @sumoni
    @sumoni 9 років тому +96

    The part that killed me was the guy screeching, "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU CLOWN!!"

    • @illiteratethug3305
      @illiteratethug3305 9 років тому +19

      +sumoni
      It was, "I hate you, you bollocks"

    • @Microtherion
      @Microtherion 7 років тому +3

      I think that's deliberate - the guy who might be joining the army is presented as more sympathetic than the other characters, just a bit 'clueless'. The others are portrayed as shrewd but slightly 'up themselves'. What makes Matthews' role memorable is that he's laughing at the same time as shouting 'I hate you'. Again, the sneering, self-righteous but witty type...

    • @Jegarduk
      @Jegarduk 4 роки тому +5

      @@Picnicl it’s supposed to be ludicrously over the top. This skit isn’t about the army at all, that punchline is just a way to end the sketch.
      The comedy in this sketch is there’s an opinion that is respectfully and sagely agreed with - then when passed off by someone else (expecting a similar reaction) everyone shoots him down to a Ridiculous degree (“I HATE you!!!”) etc

    • @Picnicl
      @Picnicl 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jegarduk Looks like I had a blind spot 2 years ago - I've now deleted my missing the point comment

    • @Jegarduk
      @Jegarduk 4 роки тому +5

      @@Picnicl Ha! well to be fair, while funny it's a muddled sketch, the point of it isn't very clear

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 10 років тому +148

    Arthur is the real star of this sketch. "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU BOLLOCKS!'' makes me crack up.

    • @WhiskeyGulf71
      @WhiskeyGulf71 Рік тому

      You find it funny because you are a horrible C U next Tuesday.

    • @TheMikeleen
      @TheMikeleen Рік тому +2

      Totally..YOU CLOWN! Cracks me up

    • @rw2266
      @rw2266 Рік тому

      I hate you!!!!

    • @trollgage
      @trollgage 6 місяців тому

      Come on, it's the weak point.

  • @Stillbornone
    @Stillbornone 18 років тому +17

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Ever. The way you can still hear him screaming "I HATE you!!" even when the noise drowns out at the end.

  • @vordman
    @vordman Рік тому +6

    This is the greatest sketch ever. How ever many times I watch it I always laugh.

  • @louisgardner5580
    @louisgardner5580 3 роки тому +2

    I clicked on this half arsed and didn't really read the title or description , glad for this to have be for me

  • @JeroenDStout
    @JeroenDStout Рік тому +17

    In a parallel universe, this is actually a Limmy sketch

    • @sratus
      @sratus 4 місяці тому +2

      Or in this universe where Limmy just seen it and it influenced the kind of stuff he did.

  • @southj89
    @southj89 16 років тому +18

    "How do you get around? DO YOU FLY?!"

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 8 місяців тому +2

    No matter what show Mark Heap’s in, I’ll always remember him as Jim, just like how I’ll remember Dan Aykroyd as Elwood 😂

  • @stuffedmannequin
    @stuffedmannequin 16 років тому +3

    Can't we all just get along?
    I enjoy Big Train, Blackadder, Spaced and whatnot.

  • @iliketha
    @iliketha 13 років тому +12

    i agree this shouldn't be titled as it is, because it gives away the ending

  • @hailboognish
    @hailboognish 6 років тому +7

    the way matthews furrows his brow at eldon's suggestion is absolutely perfect

  • @townicus5908
    @townicus5908 Місяць тому +1

    1:12 DO YOU FLY?

  • @BlackRoseRX7
    @BlackRoseRX7 17 років тому +8

    omygod the ending to this sketch is absolute class.

  • @davidbrianfisher
    @davidbrianfisher 15 років тому +2

    Haha this is a classic thanks for posting id not seen it in years and forgotten all about it! One of my faves and i enjoyed the sketch where he takes a questionare and gets taken to a cellar to some weird ceremony but cant find it anywhere :-).

  • @jordanfrowd673
    @jordanfrowd673 5 років тому +2

    Bloody brilliant

  • @salvadormarley
    @salvadormarley 14 років тому +4

    He's a brilliant comedy actor.

  • @brettriverboat9920
    @brettriverboat9920 4 місяці тому

    Haha i love the shake of head at 0:39

  • @McSuperfly101
    @McSuperfly101 6 років тому +47

    This is the problem with Facebook and social media in general.

  • @kingmancheng
    @kingmancheng 16 років тому

    Lol loved this the first time I watched it, just completely didn't see it coming.

  • @alzeNL
    @alzeNL 10 місяців тому +2

    Simon Pegg's opening statement seems to be Bournemouth Councils attitude to building cyclelanes rather than resurfacing the roads.

  • @daewookim8030
    @daewookim8030 12 років тому +8

    Do you fly? Hahaha!

  • @sacredgeometry
    @sacredgeometry 15 років тому +1

    :) its great to have the weather back after the last few years.

  • @old2eyes
    @old2eyes 17 років тому +2

    top class funniest sketch ever

  • @aliftree9298
    @aliftree9298 Рік тому +2

    The ending is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Craig-wp3pz
    @Craig-wp3pz Рік тому +10

    2023, and this hits HARD! 🤦‍♂️⛽ 🛢🛑

  • @rheinlandfilmchannel
    @rheinlandfilmchannel 10 років тому +37

    why isn't this a meme yet? this is just brilliant

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 6 років тому +2

      @@MattTheOak and vine Is dead

    • @taknt3836
      @taknt3836 5 років тому +2

      We'll make it one

  • @zugfraz
    @zugfraz 3 місяці тому

    I had to watch this numerous times to reach the end because I’d laugh so hard I could barely breathe and would miss the rest. You couldn’t do this in America.
    “We’re just sort of doing something at the moment.”
    Julia never stops checking the mirror. Brilliant.

  • @bigsteve1664
    @bigsteve1664 3 роки тому +37

    Nobody will appreciate this more than people in the army. We're very self aware of our academic limitations, and we're fine with that!

    • @every1665
      @every1665 2 роки тому +7

      Love the joke about how the army looks after everyone these days. "Even if you're absolutely hopeless at everything we try to teach you and can't work through the simplest of problems we have a special division just for you - it's called the air force."

    • @mmc1086
      @mmc1086 2 роки тому +2

      Em people in the army are hella brave. I could never. Am also academically limited but still

    • @half_eaten.hooker
      @half_eaten.hooker 2 роки тому +2

      @@mmc1086 it's a gag

    • @insertnamehere5146
      @insertnamehere5146 Рік тому +1

      @@mmc1086 You're very honest but you're also very right about the Army.

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 11 місяців тому +1

      @@every1665 To be more precise it would be the RAF Regiment. Or anyone that works in supply.

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 9 років тому +24

    "PLUuuUTION?!"

  • @mingtooter
    @mingtooter 14 років тому +2

    Mark Heap's sneer gets me every time 1:38
    Nyaaaaaaaaaaar XD lol

    • @garystevens4303
      @garystevens4303 5 років тому

      Yes, I'm sure there was a sneering little weasel just like that at school.

  • @BlackRoseRX7
    @BlackRoseRX7 17 років тому +2

    oh man i crack up at this every time. ahahaha

  • @historex54tamiya
    @historex54tamiya Рік тому +3

    How visionary this was, Sadiq Khan comes to mind!

    • @spewter
      @spewter Рік тому +2

      London has the best transport infrastructure in the country. I think should join the army.

  • @xjames118
    @xjames118 13 років тому +5

    I was passing through Wottoon Basset the other day, and a squaddie healed my son of leprosy, and brought back the sight of my blind daughter. I hate myself for only working in British Industry, and will gladly feed myself into a Soylent Green machine for our brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave boys. God* bless 'em.

  • @atticbadger
    @atticbadger 15 років тому

    Too right, mate!
    - Brass eye
    - The day today
    - Phoenix Nights
    - Alan Partridge
    Need I go on?

  • @beagangraham1443
    @beagangraham1443 8 років тому +3

    this is so good

  • @visoak
    @visoak 5 років тому +2

    Omg that punchline haha

  • @meu02136
    @meu02136 15 років тому +5

    Anyone else find it funny that the whole point of the sketch is people passing opinions off as their own, and almost all the comments on the video are exactly that? If someone has already said this then I suppose that makes the point even more valid.

  • @ezzerdamoose
    @ezzerdamoose 16 років тому

    Thank you.

  • @yellowpete79
    @yellowpete79 16 років тому

    thanks for the anecdote
    how interesting

  • @jayfloramusic
    @jayfloramusic 4 роки тому +86

    My son joined the army today. Sent this to him right away.

    • @pablowoods9886
      @pablowoods9886 3 роки тому +9

      Does he back doubling the price of petrol

    • @attiylanen
      @attiylanen 3 роки тому +1

      What's his email? 😂

  • @billybones6137
    @billybones6137 Рік тому +3

    The first 25 seconds is Twitter in a nutshell.

  • @roberth1322
    @roberth1322 Рік тому +2

    Arthur Mathews is fucking terrifying.

  • @Nopperabou
    @Nopperabou Рік тому +1

    I still think of "you clown!"

  • @1000WinstonSmith
    @1000WinstonSmith Рік тому

    “Fly?” 😂😂😂

  • @gooman989898
    @gooman989898 15 років тому +1

    dude you are 100% fuckin right!
    -the office
    -extras
    -canned camera
    they're so much funnier then the rest of the world!

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 6 років тому +1

    Between 0:17 and 0:21 Kevin Eldon became Ian Brown... it must be the hair.

  • @johno6294
    @johno6294 Рік тому +3

    Still the funniest skit of all time.

  • @kundalinipsych
    @kundalinipsych 12 років тому +7

    I've always loved this sketch and thx for the upload. One thing: if I hadn't already seen it I might not have liked seeing the punchline right there in the video description, just saying...

  • @mouthghost6529
    @mouthghost6529 7 років тому +34

    YOU BOLLOCKS, YOU BOLLOCKS

    • @Walking376
      @Walking376 6 років тому +1

      This might be one of the funniest things I've ever watched

    • @trollgage
      @trollgage 6 місяців тому

      Because that knob said bollocks?....bollocks.

  • @telmas7183
    @telmas7183 2 роки тому +1

    How perspicacious of them to have seen fuel at twice the price!

  • @Stevo_YouTube
    @Stevo_YouTube 15 років тому

    amazing!

  • @Shaunography
    @Shaunography 13 років тому +8

    The name of the sketch is "opinions," thus is what you should name the video

  • @willyboy555
    @willyboy555 16 років тому

    well said.

  • @knabzco
    @knabzco 12 років тому +1

    'How do you get around, do you fly?!'

  • @bandanadan6936
    @bandanadan6936 18 років тому +1

    AWESOME

  • @applemask
    @applemask 2 роки тому +7

    1:29 - what Graham Linehan sees every time he closes his eyes

    • @mikebarratt8146
      @mikebarratt8146 2 роки тому +4

      "You can't cut it in the real world, join twitter"

  • @primus209
    @primus209 17 років тому +3

    Funniest Big Train sketch

  • @Jake-vy2bh
    @Jake-vy2bh 6 років тому +12

    This proves that aside from being a great writer, Arthur Mathews should've done more acting, he;s the funniest one in the sketch, and that's saying something when the others include Julia Davis, Mark Heap and Kevin Eldon!

  • @dontsqueezethecheese
    @dontsqueezethecheese 15 років тому +1

    dont worry, i sit on the fence for nearly all situations.

  • @thekencliff
    @thekencliff 14 років тому

    the laugh.. it's over acting..LOL..

  • @AidanMclaren
    @AidanMclaren 17 років тому

    I don't know. It makes an already funny thing even funnier.

  • @Zrashy
    @Zrashy 16 років тому

    1:39-1:42 YEAAAARH. I love this!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 5 років тому

      Why you say that 11 years ago Bredda?

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 5 років тому +2

    Do you *FLYYYYYY*

  • @talatsmum
    @talatsmum 16 років тому

    lmao this is like the 'become a teacher' spoof off.. emm armstrong and miller? some comedy show anyway.. except this is better lmao :D

  • @thursday1679
    @thursday1679 5 місяців тому

    Kevin Eldon is so so funny .

  • @PubliusDiamond
    @PubliusDiamond 16 років тому

    Thanks!

  • @garyturner5739
    @garyturner5739 4 місяці тому

    Good idea what about trembling the price of it.

  • @brettjohnson536
    @brettjohnson536 4 місяці тому

    Is it just me or does the voice at the end sound exactly like Sean Lock 😂

  • @moksq42
    @moksq42 10 років тому +5

    Good Lord!!!! I my stomach is hurt

  • @redryan5048
    @redryan5048 15 років тому +2

    I think everybody knows someone like that!!

  • @Laughing_Chinaman
    @Laughing_Chinaman 5 років тому +1

    french yellow vest riots in a nutshell

  • @nazirkazi2588
    @nazirkazi2588 Рік тому +1

    So.. only the person absorbing ideas, with an admittedly unclear vision of bettering the world, is mocked by hyenas and sent to fight their wars.

  • @redryan5048
    @redryan5048 11 років тому +1

    HA HA HA HAI know a guy that does this all the time and he keeps doing it!!

  • @illiteratethug3305
    @illiteratethug3305 9 років тому +22

    Shaun Lock on the voiceover?

    • @rabidsasquatch
      @rabidsasquatch 9 років тому +8

      +illiterate thug Phil Cornwell I think

    • @illiteratethug3305
      @illiteratethug3305 9 років тому +2

      rabidsasquatch
      Yes I think you are correct actually. does sound similar though

    • @Liorte1973
      @Liorte1973 8 років тому +8

      It's Phil Cornwell from Stella Street

    • @illiteratethug3305
      @illiteratethug3305 8 років тому +3

      Liorte1973 Never noticed how similar they sound before.
      (Either of you noticed George Martin, then Keith Emerson, then Prince dying within a few weeks? They should have done a Kanye West parody methinks...)

  • @surajratti1329
    @surajratti1329 Рік тому

    Rossana Podesta played Helen of Troy

    • @medalion1390
      @medalion1390 10 місяців тому

      Helen Mirren played Elizabeth II

  • @JimShadyUK
    @JimShadyUK 15 років тому +1

    The price of petrol probably has doubled since this sketch first aired. Thanks, Gordon!

  • @hoss1962
    @hoss1962 16 років тому

    Don't let us stop you signing up again - we here on "civy street" will cope with the loss of one ex-squaddie somehow, don't worry about us...

  • @urbanstarship
    @urbanstarship 3 місяці тому

    This is a dramatisation of the how the Yellow Vest protests started in France.

  • @PubliusDiamond
    @PubliusDiamond 16 років тому

    What is the blonde woman's name in this? She was in Alan Partridge once.

  • @ravertrancerpsy
    @ravertrancerpsy 14 років тому

    @60s70s80s90smusic so are you going to join the army now or what?

  • @anglaismoyen
    @anglaismoyen 2 роки тому +5

    They're not wrong though. We do need to take cars off the road and get people into public transport if we want to solve congestion and improve journey times.

    • @Jdeadevil
      @Jdeadevil 2 роки тому

      What would you say to the two peoples' arguments though? Lmao

    • @anglaismoyen
      @anglaismoyen 2 роки тому +4

      @@Jdeadevil It's not impractical to bring two-year old twins into town on public transport. I've done it with a 3 and 1 year old. If it's impractical, it's probably because there's lots of traffic, or the bus service isn't well funded, probably because people don't use it (and they don't use it because it isn't well funded). Solution: take cars off the road and into public transport.
      As for people who live in the countryside, besides ones who are eligible for red diesel, they're probably there because they want the luxury of space and nature but still want to take advantage of human settlements to satisfy their needs, in which case they can pay their way through higher fuel costs.

    • @breakfreak3181
      @breakfreak3181 Рік тому +1

      If you're in a city, it's easy to take kids around on public transport. I do all the time. Of course there will always be essential car users (people living in rural areas with poor public transport provision is a perfect example). Improved and extended public transport infrastructure worldwide is essential for the environment.

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 Рік тому +2

      don't worry, a few more years and we'll be forced to accept Britain is now just one big car park and something has to be done. Ever been to a picturesque little village in the lakes or the cotswolds and it's just effing cars in two lines down every street. so depressing.

  • @discoder
    @discoder 16 років тому

    True.

  • @xjames118
    @xjames118 13 років тому +1

    @unrealaldridgeguy I'm confused. You cited World War Two as a reason for having the -modern- army. If that wasn't tenuous enough, are you saying that the Taliban doesn't even enter into it, and the Army should exist 'just because'? Just in case Godzilla attacks? And you do read the Daily Mail. I've seen you reading it at 3 AM. And you use it as wallpaper in your treehouse. And you have a tattoo of Jade Goody saying 'Goodbye England's Rose'.

  • @philipditchfield439
    @philipditchfield439 4 місяці тому

    do I detect a slight contradiction between 0.52 (can't get around without a car) and 1.11 (without bus service couldn't get around)

    • @jakew7982
      @jakew7982 Місяць тому

      No, she is pointing out that the buses in the English countryside are unreliable. If she were to rely on a single bus service it is likely that she wouldn't be able to reliably travel in a timely manner. In the city this matters less as you can travel by multiple bus services, tram, underground/metro, and train or light rail.

  • @garyfisher8406
    @garyfisher8406 3 місяці тому

    Ahead of it's time 😁

  • @JimShadyUK
    @JimShadyUK 14 років тому

    Ha - the price of petrol has more than doubled since this sketch and it hasn't made the blindest bit of difference...

  • @sibby84
    @sibby84 Місяць тому

    It's funny that Julia Davis talks about having twins here because 10 years later she did give birth to twins in real life

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa 14 років тому

    @jm2trash
    And that's why you're typing that remark from what's left of the Helmand province, right?

  • @Nhnhnfk
    @Nhnhnfk 3 роки тому +4

    First time I ever saw this I laughed so hard.
    Shame the whole thing is spoiled by the title

  • @rachel11smith
    @rachel11smith 13 років тому +1

    Didnt the guy at 0:57 play a policeman in Hot Fuzz?

  • @MrMarmalizer
    @MrMarmalizer Рік тому

    Does Sadiq Khan get all his ideas from comedy shows?

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 14 років тому

    "PLUTION!?"

  • @Catherine3234
    @Catherine3234 14 років тому

    POLLUTION?!

  • @hazel10987
    @hazel10987 17 років тому

    What is "Big Train"?

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 15 років тому +1

    PLUUUTION?