Big Train - Join The Army

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • Got no opinions of your own, can't hack it in the real world, then join the army!

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  • @DaveSvedberg
    @DaveSvedberg 11 років тому +307

    That punchline really bowled me over, good thing it wasn't in the video description or I'd have seen it coming a mile off.

  • @nickchambers3935
    @nickchambers3935 2 роки тому +49

    What I like is that Arthur Matthews hardly appears in Big Train apart from this sketch, meaning they brought him in for the day just to shout I HATE YOU at Kevin Eldon

    • @trollgage
      @trollgage 3 місяці тому

      And it's the least, in my opinion, convincing part of it.

    • @jamesmullen3601
      @jamesmullen3601 16 днів тому +1

      @@trollgage Is that really your opinion, or are you just trying to pass it off as your own?

    • @nickchambers3935
      @nickchambers3935 5 днів тому

      @@trollgage But it's not meant to be convincing is it? The humour comes from the fact that the conversation starts out natural but slowly turns increasingly absurd with their reactions way out of proportion with what he said

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 9 років тому +136

    Arthur is the real star of this sketch. "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU BOLLOCKS!'' makes me crack up.

    • @WhiskeyGulf71
      @WhiskeyGulf71 Рік тому

      You find it funny because you are a horrible C U next Tuesday.

    • @TheMikeleen
      @TheMikeleen Рік тому +1

      Totally..YOU CLOWN! Cracks me up

    • @rw2266
      @rw2266 11 місяців тому

      I hate you!!!!

    • @trollgage
      @trollgage 3 місяці тому

      Come on, it's the weak point.

  • @sumoni
    @sumoni 9 років тому +93

    The part that killed me was the guy screeching, "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU CLOWN!!"

    • @illiteratethug3305
      @illiteratethug3305 8 років тому +19

      +sumoni
      It was, "I hate you, you bollocks"

    • @Microtherion
      @Microtherion 6 років тому +3

      I think that's deliberate - the guy who might be joining the army is presented as more sympathetic than the other characters, just a bit 'clueless'. The others are portrayed as shrewd but slightly 'up themselves'. What makes Matthews' role memorable is that he's laughing at the same time as shouting 'I hate you'. Again, the sneering, self-righteous but witty type...

    • @Jegarduk
      @Jegarduk 3 роки тому +5

      @@Picnicl it’s supposed to be ludicrously over the top. This skit isn’t about the army at all, that punchline is just a way to end the sketch.
      The comedy in this sketch is there’s an opinion that is respectfully and sagely agreed with - then when passed off by someone else (expecting a similar reaction) everyone shoots him down to a Ridiculous degree (“I HATE you!!!”) etc

    • @Picnicl
      @Picnicl 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jegarduk Looks like I had a blind spot 2 years ago - I've now deleted my missing the point comment

    • @Jegarduk
      @Jegarduk 3 роки тому +5

      @@Picnicl Ha! well to be fair, while funny it's a muddled sketch, the point of it isn't very clear

  • @altar7885
    @altar7885 Рік тому +24

    Kevin Eldon is so good at trying not to look embarrassed

  • @60s70s80s90smusic
    @60s70s80s90smusic 13 років тому +22

    im from canada and typed in join the army for my own research and this came up its pretty funny never seen or heard of this tv show in my life

  • @JeroenDStout
    @JeroenDStout Рік тому +12

    In a parallel universe, this is actually a Limmy sketch

    • @sratus
      @sratus Місяць тому

      Or in this universe where Limmy just seen it and it influenced the kind of stuff he did.

  • @Stillbornone
    @Stillbornone 18 років тому +15

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Ever. The way you can still hear him screaming "I HATE you!!" even when the noise drowns out at the end.

  • @BazColne
    @BazColne 8 місяців тому +2

    It's not simply the great humour of the writing and directing, these people are all superb at what they do.

  • @McSuperfly101
    @McSuperfly101 5 років тому +48

    This is the problem with Facebook and social media in general.

  • @Osafune2
    @Osafune2 16 років тому +14

    "How do you get around? DO YOU FLY?!"

  • @vordman
    @vordman Рік тому +5

    This is the greatest sketch ever. How ever many times I watch it I always laugh.

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 4 місяці тому +1

    No matter what show Mark Heap’s in, I’ll always remember him as Jim, just like how I’ll remember Dan Aykroyd as Elwood 😂

  • @iliketha
    @iliketha 13 років тому +11

    i agree this shouldn't be titled as it is, because it gives away the ending

  • @alzeNL
    @alzeNL 7 місяців тому +1

    Simon Pegg's opening statement seems to be Bournemouth Councils attitude to building cyclelanes rather than resurfacing the roads.

  • @hailboognish
    @hailboognish 6 років тому +6

    the way matthews furrows his brow at eldon's suggestion is absolutely perfect

  • @meu02136
    @meu02136 15 років тому +5

    Anyone else find it funny that the whole point of the sketch is people passing opinions off as their own, and almost all the comments on the video are exactly that? If someone has already said this then I suppose that makes the point even more valid.

  • @stuffedmannequin
    @stuffedmannequin 15 років тому +2

    Can't we all just get along?
    I enjoy Big Train, Blackadder, Spaced and whatnot.

  • @BlackRoseRX7
    @BlackRoseRX7 17 років тому +6

    omygod the ending to this sketch is absolute class.

  • @louisgardner5580
    @louisgardner5580 3 роки тому +1

    I clicked on this half arsed and didn't really read the title or description , glad for this to have be for me

  • @bigsteve1664
    @bigsteve1664 3 роки тому +36

    Nobody will appreciate this more than people in the army. We're very self aware of our academic limitations, and we're fine with that!

    • @every1665
      @every1665 2 роки тому +7

      Love the joke about how the army looks after everyone these days. "Even if you're absolutely hopeless at everything we try to teach you and can't work through the simplest of problems we have a special division just for you - it's called the air force."

    • @mmc1086
      @mmc1086 2 роки тому +2

      Em people in the army are hella brave. I could never. Am also academically limited but still

    • @half_eaten.hooker
      @half_eaten.hooker Рік тому +3

      @@mmc1086 it's a gag

    • @insertnamehere5146
      @insertnamehere5146 Рік тому +1

      @@mmc1086 You're very honest but you're also very right about the Army.

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 8 місяців тому +1

      @@every1665 To be more precise it would be the RAF Regiment. Or anyone that works in supply.

  • @Craig-wp3pz
    @Craig-wp3pz Рік тому +10

    2023, and this hits HARD! 🤦‍♂️⛽ 🛢🛑

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 8 років тому +24

    "PLUuuUTION?!"

  • @xjames118
    @xjames118 13 років тому +5

    I was passing through Wottoon Basset the other day, and a squaddie healed my son of leprosy, and brought back the sight of my blind daughter. I hate myself for only working in British Industry, and will gladly feed myself into a Soylent Green machine for our brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave boys. God* bless 'em.

  • @Shaunography
    @Shaunography 13 років тому +8

    The name of the sketch is "opinions," thus is what you should name the video

  • @salvadormarley
    @salvadormarley 13 років тому +4

    He's a brilliant comedy actor.

  • @Jake-vy2bh
    @Jake-vy2bh 5 років тому +11

    This proves that aside from being a great writer, Arthur Mathews should've done more acting, he;s the funniest one in the sketch, and that's saying something when the others include Julia Davis, Mark Heap and Kevin Eldon!

  • @billybones6137
    @billybones6137 Рік тому +3

    The first 25 seconds is Twitter in a nutshell.

  • @telmas7183
    @telmas7183 2 роки тому +1

    How perspicacious of them to have seen fuel at twice the price!

  • @rheinlandfilmchannel
    @rheinlandfilmchannel 10 років тому +37

    why isn't this a meme yet? this is just brilliant

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 років тому +2

      @@MattTheOak and vine Is dead

    • @taknt3836
      @taknt3836 5 років тому +2

      We'll make it one

  • @mouthghost6529
    @mouthghost6529 7 років тому +33

    YOU BOLLOCKS, YOU BOLLOCKS

    • @Walking376
      @Walking376 5 років тому +1

      This might be one of the funniest things I've ever watched

    • @trollgage
      @trollgage 3 місяці тому

      Because that knob said bollocks?....bollocks.

  • @aliftree9298
    @aliftree9298 Рік тому +2

    The ending is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidbrianfisher
    @davidbrianfisher 14 років тому +2

    Haha this is a classic thanks for posting id not seen it in years and forgotten all about it! One of my faves and i enjoyed the sketch where he takes a questionare and gets taken to a cellar to some weird ceremony but cant find it anywhere :-).

  • @daewookim8030
    @daewookim8030 11 років тому +8

    Do you fly? Hahaha!

  • @Nopperabou
    @Nopperabou Рік тому +1

    I still think of "you clown!"

  • @historex54tamiya
    @historex54tamiya Рік тому +3

    How visionary this was, Sadiq Khan comes to mind!

    • @spewter
      @spewter Рік тому +2

      London has the best transport infrastructure in the country. I think should join the army.

  • @jordanfrowd673
    @jordanfrowd673 5 років тому +2

    Bloody brilliant

  • @atticbadger
    @atticbadger 15 років тому

    Too right, mate!
    - Brass eye
    - The day today
    - Phoenix Nights
    - Alan Partridge
    Need I go on?

  • @sacredgeometry
    @sacredgeometry 15 років тому +1

    :) its great to have the weather back after the last few years.

  • @old2eyes
    @old2eyes 17 років тому +2

    top class funniest sketch ever

  • @anthonyholland2669
    @anthonyholland2669 5 років тому +4

    How Do you get around do you fly ? - if this was 20 years ago that sentence would be the start of a red bull commercial !

    • @seriousstar5452
      @seriousstar5452 5 років тому

      Anthony Holland actually I think this was around 20 years ago

  • @roberth1322
    @roberth1322 10 місяців тому +1

    Arthur Mathews is fucking terrifying.

  • @kingmancheng
    @kingmancheng 16 років тому

    Lol loved this the first time I watched it, just completely didn't see it coming.

  • @jayfloramusic
    @jayfloramusic 4 роки тому +86

    My son joined the army today. Sent this to him right away.

    • @pablowoods9886
      @pablowoods9886 3 роки тому +9

      Does he back doubling the price of petrol

    • @attiylanen
      @attiylanen 2 роки тому +1

      What's his email? 😂

  • @knabzco
    @knabzco 12 років тому +1

    'How do you get around, do you fly?!'

  • @visoak
    @visoak 5 років тому +2

    Omg that punchline haha

  • @dontsqueezethecheese
    @dontsqueezethecheese 15 років тому +1

    dont worry, i sit on the fence for nearly all situations.

  • @gooman989898
    @gooman989898 15 років тому +1

    dude you are 100% fuckin right!
    -the office
    -extras
    -canned camera
    they're so much funnier then the rest of the world!

  • @kundalinipsych
    @kundalinipsych 12 років тому +7

    I've always loved this sketch and thx for the upload. One thing: if I hadn't already seen it I might not have liked seeing the punchline right there in the video description, just saying...

  • @1000WinstonSmith
    @1000WinstonSmith Рік тому

    “Fly?” 😂😂😂

  • @brettriverboat9920
    @brettriverboat9920 Місяць тому

    Haha i love the shake of head at 0:39

  • @mingtooter
    @mingtooter 14 років тому +2

    Mark Heap's sneer gets me every time 1:38
    Nyaaaaaaaaaaar XD lol

    • @garystevens4303
      @garystevens4303 4 роки тому

      Yes, I'm sure there was a sneering little weasel just like that at school.

  • @urbanstarship
    @urbanstarship 4 дні тому

    This is a dramatisation of the how the Yellow Vest protests started in France.

  • @primus209
    @primus209 17 років тому +3

    Funniest Big Train sketch

  • @BlackRoseRX7
    @BlackRoseRX7 17 років тому +2

    oh man i crack up at this every time. ahahaha

  • @brettjohnson536
    @brettjohnson536 Місяць тому

    Is it just me or does the voice at the end sound exactly like Sean Lock 😂

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 5 років тому +1

    Between 0:17 and 0:21 Kevin Eldon became Ian Brown... it must be the hair.

  • @anglaismoyen
    @anglaismoyen 2 роки тому +5

    They're not wrong though. We do need to take cars off the road and get people into public transport if we want to solve congestion and improve journey times.

    • @Jdeadevil
      @Jdeadevil Рік тому

      What would you say to the two peoples' arguments though? Lmao

    • @anglaismoyen
      @anglaismoyen Рік тому +4

      @@Jdeadevil It's not impractical to bring two-year old twins into town on public transport. I've done it with a 3 and 1 year old. If it's impractical, it's probably because there's lots of traffic, or the bus service isn't well funded, probably because people don't use it (and they don't use it because it isn't well funded). Solution: take cars off the road and into public transport.
      As for people who live in the countryside, besides ones who are eligible for red diesel, they're probably there because they want the luxury of space and nature but still want to take advantage of human settlements to satisfy their needs, in which case they can pay their way through higher fuel costs.

    • @breakfreak3181
      @breakfreak3181 Рік тому +1

      If you're in a city, it's easy to take kids around on public transport. I do all the time. Of course there will always be essential car users (people living in rural areas with poor public transport provision is a perfect example). Improved and extended public transport infrastructure worldwide is essential for the environment.

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 Рік тому +2

      don't worry, a few more years and we'll be forced to accept Britain is now just one big car park and something has to be done. Ever been to a picturesque little village in the lakes or the cotswolds and it's just effing cars in two lines down every street. so depressing.

  • @zugfraz
    @zugfraz 11 днів тому

    I had to watch this numerous times to reach the end because I’d laugh so hard I could barely breathe and would miss the rest. You couldn’t do this in America.
    “We’re just sort of doing something at the moment.”
    Julia never stops checking the mirror. Brilliant.

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia 4 роки тому +2

    Do you *FLYYYYYY*

  • @zeusuk100
    @zeusuk100 8 місяців тому

    This is how extinction rebellion protesters should be spoken to

  • @illiteratethug3305
    @illiteratethug3305 8 років тому +21

    Shaun Lock on the voiceover?

    • @rabidsasquatch
      @rabidsasquatch 8 років тому +8

      +illiterate thug Phil Cornwell I think

    • @illiteratethug3305
      @illiteratethug3305 8 років тому +2

      rabidsasquatch
      Yes I think you are correct actually. does sound similar though

    • @Liorte1973
      @Liorte1973 8 років тому +8

      It's Phil Cornwell from Stella Street

    • @illiteratethug3305
      @illiteratethug3305 8 років тому +3

      Liorte1973 Never noticed how similar they sound before.
      (Either of you noticed George Martin, then Keith Emerson, then Prince dying within a few weeks? They should have done a Kanye West parody methinks...)

  • @johno6294
    @johno6294 Рік тому +3

    Still the funniest skit of all time.

  • @Laughing_Chinaman
    @Laughing_Chinaman 5 років тому +1

    french yellow vest riots in a nutshell

  • @noradosmith
    @noradosmith 3 роки тому +4

    First time I ever saw this I laughed so hard.
    Shame the whole thing is spoiled by the title

  • @garyturner5739
    @garyturner5739 Місяць тому

    Good idea what about trembling the price of it.

  • @redryan5048
    @redryan5048 14 років тому +2

    I think everybody knows someone like that!!

  • @Triplesod
    @Triplesod 13 років тому

    Haha! Sorry 3SidedSquare, mate, I actually had a point in response to what you were saying about Father Ted pretty much being universally funny and pleasurable but it seems I lost it somewhere while I was sat on my high horse! :-)

  • @JimShadyUK
    @JimShadyUK 13 років тому

    Ha - the price of petrol has more than doubled since this sketch and it hasn't made the blindest bit of difference...

  • @hoss1962
    @hoss1962 16 років тому

    Don't let us stop you signing up again - we here on "civy street" will cope with the loss of one ex-squaddie somehow, don't worry about us...

  • @probie145
    @probie145 12 років тому +6

    "YOU BOLLOCKS!!!! I HATE YOUUU!!!"

  • @thursday1679
    @thursday1679 Місяць тому

    Kevin Eldon is so so funny .

  • @Triplesod
    @Triplesod 13 років тому

    @Paddy234 To be fair though, I've read Arthur Matthews and Graham Linehan - (the writers, as I'm sure you know), two Irish men - also call it a Britcom but also being extremely and fundamentally Irish at the same time.
    I know you weren't suggesting that only Irish folk can completely appreciate FT but I do think that the show couldn't possibly have been crated by English, or indeed anyone but the Irish.

  • @JimShadyUK
    @JimShadyUK 15 років тому +1

    The price of petrol probably has doubled since this sketch first aired. Thanks, Gordon!

  • @ezzerdamoose
    @ezzerdamoose 16 років тому

    Thank you.

  • @beagangraham1443
    @beagangraham1443 8 років тому +3

    this is so good

  • @hentaipanda07
    @hentaipanda07 16 років тому +1

    one of my fav big train sketches .... haha ..... they are so very nasty to him .... it's wonderful !

  • @xjames118
    @xjames118 13 років тому +1

    @unrealaldridgeguy I'm confused. You cited World War Two as a reason for having the -modern- army. If that wasn't tenuous enough, are you saying that the Taliban doesn't even enter into it, and the Army should exist 'just because'? Just in case Godzilla attacks? And you do read the Daily Mail. I've seen you reading it at 3 AM. And you use it as wallpaper in your treehouse. And you have a tattoo of Jade Goody saying 'Goodbye England's Rose'.

  • @talatsmum
    @talatsmum 15 років тому

    lmao this is like the 'become a teacher' spoof off.. emm armstrong and miller? some comedy show anyway.. except this is better lmao :D

  • @thekencliff
    @thekencliff 14 років тому

    the laugh.. it's over acting..LOL..

  • @AidanMclaren
    @AidanMclaren 16 років тому

    I don't know. It makes an already funny thing even funnier.

  • @moksq42
    @moksq42 10 років тому +5

    Good Lord!!!! I my stomach is hurt

  • @yellowpete79
    @yellowpete79 16 років тому

    thanks for the anecdote
    how interesting

  • @philipditchfield439
    @philipditchfield439 Місяць тому

    do I detect a slight contradiction between 0.52 (can't get around without a car) and 1.11 (without bus service couldn't get around)

  • @bandanadan6936
    @bandanadan6936 18 років тому +1

    AWESOME

  • @transonicbuoy1
    @transonicbuoy1 15 років тому +1

    Oh God. Was looking at YTube bits about history, etc, lots of argumentative and cheap comments. Thought I'd turn to comedy to lighten the day - and more bloody idiots getting all nationalistic. About COMEDY! What an 'effin' hoot that is. Cheers guys.

  • @charlieblomley7763
    @charlieblomley7763 5 років тому +22

    Emmanuel Macron rn

  • @Triplesod
    @Triplesod 13 років тому

    @jerry303 OK, thanks for letting me know. You honestly didn't need to go to the trouble to tell me, mate but I appreciate you taking the time.
    I'm not exactly sure why you would let me know, though. I don't even know why you would bother trying to read what I wrote at all, considering I was speaking to someone else and it was none of your business. It's especially strange when you admit to struggle reading and understanding writing.
    All the best.

  • @surajratti1329
    @surajratti1329 Рік тому

    Rossana Podesta played Helen of Troy

    • @medalion1390
      @medalion1390 7 місяців тому

      Helen Mirren played Elizabeth II

  • @redryan5048
    @redryan5048 11 років тому +1

    HA HA HA HAI know a guy that does this all the time and he keeps doing it!!

  • @applemask
    @applemask 2 роки тому +7

    1:29 - what Graham Linehan sees every time he closes his eyes

    • @mikebarratt8146
      @mikebarratt8146 Рік тому +4

      "You can't cut it in the real world, join twitter"

  • @willyboy555
    @willyboy555 15 років тому

    well said.

  • @MrMarmalizer
    @MrMarmalizer Рік тому

    Does Sadiq Khan get all his ideas from comedy shows?

  • @Sam-jy5tj
    @Sam-jy5tj Рік тому

    Sadiq Kahn wrote this sketch.

  • @internetmale
    @internetmale 15 років тому +1

    arthur mathews fucking wins this sketch

  • @PubliusDiamond
    @PubliusDiamond 16 років тому

    What is the blonde woman's name in this? She was in Alan Partridge once.

  • @Zrashy
    @Zrashy 16 років тому

    1:39-1:42 YEAAAARH. I love this!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 роки тому

      Why you say that 11 years ago Bredda?

  • @PubliusDiamond
    @PubliusDiamond 16 років тому

    Thanks!

  • @Stevo_YouTube
    @Stevo_YouTube 15 років тому

    amazing!

  • @whoknew2273
    @whoknew2273 6 років тому +4

    This is why the UK armed forces are facing cutbacks then lol