Irish People Try America's Strongest Cocktails

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  • @KrumpOcake
    @KrumpOcake 5 років тому +6855

    "This is actually curing my hangover"
    *IRisH inTenSifieS*

    • @CarlosFlores-ng1fi
      @CarlosFlores-ng1fi 4 роки тому +42

      Lol that's actually a thing. If you drink a little while you got a hangover it supposed to help. I believe it's called hair of the dog or some shit

    • @lumpyspaceprincess690
      @lumpyspaceprincess690 4 роки тому +2

      Carlos Flores that’s what I do every time I have a hangover it does help

    • @ChickenStank
      @ChickenStank 4 роки тому +3

      If I drank with a hangover already, I’d die! 🤮🤮

    • @Zippy15
      @Zippy15 4 роки тому +10

      I don't do 'minor hangover.' I'm either fine or I'm projectile vomiting at a wall for 9 hours.

    • @Mrs.Adrian
      @Mrs.Adrian 4 роки тому +1

      Shari Dillon same.

  • @xJMAN92x
    @xJMAN92x 5 років тому +6743

    “I’ll have it for breakfast” haha. They’re definitely Irish

  • @madisonbarnicoat3105
    @madisonbarnicoat3105 5 років тому +6812

    That one guy: “it smells like pain and black licorice, like my childhood”
    That..... that hit me

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 5 років тому +36

      The Christian Brothers have traumatized many an Irish boy.

    • @madisonbarnicoat3105
      @madisonbarnicoat3105 5 років тому +13

      Angel well shit..... how did you know about my childhood 🙃

    • @wemii76
      @wemii76 5 років тому +8

      Ah yes. Here I thought Creamulsion cough syrup was only something sold in the US back in the 80s and 90s. Apparently not.

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 5 років тому +10

      And it “burns like you’re swallowing Satan’s piss”. 😂😭

    • @marveldcboi4005
      @marveldcboi4005 5 років тому +3

      @Angel dang

  • @harryduffy6243
    @harryduffy6243 5 років тому +4324

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus”
    Best line ever spoken

  • @shadenkeltner8067
    @shadenkeltner8067 5 років тому +6191

    "Long island iced tea...could I get it longer?"
    This lady...is a *visionary*.
    ***LONGER ISLAND ICED TEA***

    • @kireepotter4762
      @kireepotter4762 5 років тому +80

      I worked at a restaurant that had a longer island iced tea. It was the same amount of tea & lemonade, top shelf liquor, more liquor, all in a bigger glass. I imagine this is what she wanted lol

    • @sadkingbilly
      @sadkingbilly 5 років тому +1

      😆

    • @devilboysix66
      @devilboysix66 5 років тому +36

      AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
      LONGEST ISLAND ICE TEA XL+ NOW WITH 200% MORE LONG

    • @poopahskoopahh8563
      @poopahskoopahh8563 4 роки тому +1

      Same vibes

    • @MrLande
      @MrLande 4 роки тому +1

      Kiree Potter may I ask the name of the restaurant? And it's ingredients?

  • @lypreila7913
    @lypreila7913 5 років тому +3927

    "Ice waters down the alcohol and you just don't need that in your life." That woman's my spiritual twin.

  • @Jenpai1
    @Jenpai1 5 років тому +88

    When the blonde girl said: "you need to drink more let the b*tch bite ya" I laughed

  • @normlee6566
    @normlee6566 6 років тому +10162

    The danger of long islands is they taste like nothing...until you stand up. Then it's...oh, wait.

    • @cherrysuicide9272
      @cherrysuicide9272 6 років тому +187

      But they're amazing lol

    • @paganbornspiritbear8249
      @paganbornspiritbear8249 6 років тому +280

      Yeah, and if the bar has AC...forget about it! You’ll die the second the heat hits ya! Lol!

    • @brigittafalcini2063
      @brigittafalcini2063 6 років тому +289

      It sneaks up on you too!! By the time you've had two, you get up and the room spins a bit, then you realise they're stronger than they taste

    • @irishgurl3078
      @irishgurl3078 6 років тому +130

      I had 4 of them one night when I went out with a bunch of friends. Worst! Hangover! Ever! Lol

    • @Arxiuz2
      @Arxiuz2 6 років тому +53

      All you have to do is ask for a top shelf LIIT.
      Smacked in seconds

  • @rufusjustrufus8213
    @rufusjustrufus8213 5 років тому +2630

    "I actually can't feel my asparagus..."
    Technically, she's not wrong.
    "No, wait, an esophaglous?"
    Now she is.

  • @dianef.1592
    @dianef.1592 5 років тому +3297

    The guy with the black hat and black shirt who said, "this smells like black licorice and pain for my childhood" and then dancing with all the alcoholic drink mixtures, is my spirit animal.

    • @Iamthecrazyone
      @Iamthecrazyone 5 років тому +58

      Diane F. Same, but for the girl who grabbed the ice out with her hand because it, “Waters things down, and you just don’t need that in your life.”

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 5 років тому +32

      And then him saying, "spit, don't swallow. Wait, no... swallow." 🤣

    • @teller2917
      @teller2917 5 років тому +17

      “I actually can’t feel my asparagus”

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 роки тому +2

      Not That Today not even gonna lie, Jackie raised my asparagus with her comment. Don't blame me, blame her for causing such an uproar.

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 роки тому +2

      Not That Today..."WAIT! ESOPHAGULUS!" 🥴🤣🤪...
      That's me when I'm not drunk...Oh Dyslexia, you little devil you! 🤨😂🤔

  • @hydrahunter4629
    @hydrahunter4629 5 років тому +283

    "I don't like the look of this one"
    "I like the look of this one!"

    • @TheGoodWario
      @TheGoodWario 5 років тому +2

      The editor had fun with this one XD

  • @karleighelizabethlust4994
    @karleighelizabethlust4994 5 років тому +8469

    Real Jungle juice doesn’t really have a recipe. It’s just whatever liquor you have on hand mixed in a giant bucket with Koolaid... Served in a red solo cup while drunk at a frat party.

    • @alyssastern6073
      @alyssastern6073 5 років тому +193

      I swear I thought that was Jamba juice at frat parties.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 5 років тому +156

      I see you too are a college student of some form...

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 5 років тому +220

      repeat after me.
      "Everclear... and rum"

    • @alvaroramirez8246
      @alvaroramirez8246 5 років тому +135

      Can confirm: just had jungle juice this past weekend at a college tailgate party -it legit was 98 percent alcohol and only 2 percent juice (or that’s what it felt like lol).

    • @stephanies6740
      @stephanies6740 5 років тому +5

      I drank 9 when I was 16

  • @lepyrolink182
    @lepyrolink182 5 років тому +8811

    Americans just like to get drunk but without the taste of alcohol. That's why all their cocktails are so sweet.

    • @thelionthebearandthehippo
      @thelionthebearandthehippo 5 років тому +1205

      You’ve got it. We’re depressed.

    • @jadedoptimistt
      @jadedoptimistt 5 років тому +318

      Yes. Yes we do.

    • @PharaohMisa
      @PharaohMisa 5 років тому +198

      Correct. Tbh that's why i drink 🍷

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 5 років тому +20

      Matthew Peterson lol they’re creepers

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 років тому +232

      To be fair, in America alcohol is drunk as a party drink and a depressant; Americans make their alcohol for those purposes and thus maximize the enjoyment of drinking via jacking up the flavors in overkill amounts. Social drinking and sipping alcohols are in comically low supply there for that reason.

  • @danoham10
    @danoham10 7 років тому +2056

    "I cant feel my asparagus" thats a fuckin quote

    • @larrysmith8093
      @larrysmith8093 7 років тому +29

      Dan that girl is so feckin cute. My favorite part of these videos. She's always such fun!

    • @marbleherogaming735
      @marbleherogaming735 7 років тому +13

      I think she got drunk after the first one

    • @xplodinginsect4014
      @xplodinginsect4014 7 років тому +1

      Dan Thank you for the Rick and Morty episode.

    • @oOscarymvsbOo
      @oOscarymvsbOo 7 років тому +2

      Larry Smith Same especially in the try not to laugh where she just screams because meeee. But i dont frickin know what her name is and it makes me mad

    • @larrysmith8093
      @larrysmith8093 7 років тому +1

      Samantha Blanc same here. Wish I knew her name lol

  • @zephyrian1006
    @zephyrian1006 5 років тому +730

    Me at 1AM:
    UA-cam: Do you wanna see Irish people suffering?
    Me: y e s

  • @Hannah-pn1bx
    @Hannah-pn1bx 6 років тому +1917

    When she said asparagus instead of esophagus I died

    • @robynlynch4992
      @robynlynch4992 5 років тому

      She did it on purpose... 😒

    • @jorgejimemez1627
      @jorgejimemez1627 5 років тому +5

      @@robynlynch4992 no she just didn't remember what it was called

    • @jamesd4923
      @jamesd4923 5 років тому +8

      You're both wrong you miss the obvious she was fucked up drunk

  • @rottingcorpse526
    @rottingcorpse526 5 років тому +2246

    The guy with the grey hair getting red like a tomato is a whole mood

    • @varalyn9714
      @varalyn9714 5 років тому +22

      NothingReally K. He was bright red the whole time

    • @rottingcorpse526
      @rottingcorpse526 5 років тому +5

      @@varalyn9714 Still a mood. Lol

    • @fogman2041
      @fogman2041 5 років тому +8

      @@rottingcorpse526 I don't think people really understand how to use "mood".

    • @rottingcorpse526
      @rottingcorpse526 5 років тому +24

      @@fogman2041 mood is basically a feeling that you have felt before. I am pale and get red easily. So even though he was red from the start, still a mood.

    • @miszBEB0x
      @miszBEB0x 4 роки тому +2

      He’s hot

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 5 років тому +1543

    As a college student, I feel the need to mention that “Jungle Juice” is a very general term for sweet fruity alcoholic punches which are mixed by the people serving it, typically in large quantities at a party or something. It doesn’t need any particular type of alcohol or mixer, and you never know how strong it is. In fact, it’s common knowledge in the states that you should *never* drink Juice Juice at a college party, because it’s so sweet that you can get unimaginably wasted, very quickly without even realizing how strong the drinks are that you’re throwing back like lemonade. I mean, few college students actually *follow* this advice, but even most school administrations ensure that this is common knowledge during Orientation Weekend

    • @AyaNyx616
      @AyaNyx616 5 років тому +31

      Truth went to my first frat party and had Everclear punch couldn’t taste the alcohol got extremely drunk for the first time in my life ended up sleeping on the floor of my dorm and woke up feeling like death....I didn’t fall down or lose what was in my stomach so I’m proud of myself 😂😅

    • @diginc
      @diginc 5 років тому +1

      I love you lol

    • @SarahNathanielOber
      @SarahNathanielOber 5 років тому +29

      Lol. Where I come from, it’s not jungle juice if it’s not mixed and served in a gigantic cooler. Definitely not sanitary. But neither are the things you’re doing after a few solo cups full. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 5 років тому +2

      I wonder if they'll go over that for my orientation weekend, which it this weekend

    • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
      @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 5 років тому

      mkg 21 honestly, lmk if they do, I’m curious

  • @rickyricardo113
    @rickyricardo113 4 роки тому +588

    Why does the title say “American” but they’re saying “The World’s”???

    • @mys5569
      @mys5569 4 роки тому +36

      Because most of these are from America

    • @katcunningham2719
      @katcunningham2719 4 роки тому +27

      A lot of cocktails and martinis and such were invented in America.

    • @L0u3llaPUNK
      @L0u3llaPUNK 4 роки тому +7

      Because during Prohibition the Irish immigrants got creative and invented the best drinks next to their first best drink: chocolate milk.

    • @michaelinsertname2913
      @michaelinsertname2913 4 роки тому +1

      Because every country in the world is America!

    • @caramacpherson2611
      @caramacpherson2611 4 роки тому +6

      Because Americans like to claim EVERYTHING

  • @mikey2111
    @mikey2111 6 років тому +6147

    When the blond girl starts taking out the ice of that jungle crap and starts a rant about ice watering down the alcohol and that she doesn't need that in her life i nearly pissed myself

    • @ashleybatey9530
      @ashleybatey9530 6 років тому +53

      That was my favorite part!!

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 6 років тому +228

      Same....until the guy said "does this have a lot of absinthe in it? Cuz it smells like pain and licorice like my childhood" now i gotta go bad *PAUSED IT*

    • @reidecember
      @reidecember 6 років тому +13

      She's amazing!

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. 6 років тому +16

      If that's funny to you, then you may have a stroke if you watch a stand up comedy special.

    • @kellybryant948
      @kellybryant948 6 років тому +3

      i love her she kills me🤣😂

  • @yelly11
    @yelly11 5 років тому +1286

    2:55 he literally changed his skin tone I'm amazed

  • @AnyWhoAlly
    @AnyWhoAlly 5 років тому +1714

    "Don't swallow. DON'T SPIT. Swallow!" Lmaooooo

    • @enzo1107
      @enzo1107 5 років тому +34

      That's what she said
      (No, wait-)

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 5 років тому +23

      I laughed way too loud at this part considering how thin the walls in my apartment are and what time it is 😂😂😂

    • @MaryWimpey
      @MaryWimpey 4 роки тому +14

      you can see the exact second she knows the drink isn't going down 😂

    • @HaletheHero
      @HaletheHero 4 роки тому +9

      what is that man's name, we need to give him all the attention for that wonderful comment.

    • @Alpen83
      @Alpen83 4 роки тому +2

      @@HaletheHero His name is Dónal Sharpson. He's full of wonderful comments. lol

  • @MissSharonFlorez
    @MissSharonFlorez 4 роки тому +27

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus....” DEAD 💀

  • @komplakk
    @komplakk 6 років тому +4488

    laughing at the jungle juice bc every american knows you just dump bottles of alcohol into a random container and mix in any juice/ drink mix and call it good

  • @Diannacoo
    @Diannacoo 5 років тому +963

    "It burns like you're tasting Satan's piss"
    I'm sure I died laughing and came back. Epic.

    • @chrystalsnyder2350
      @chrystalsnyder2350 5 років тому

      Did you ude Satan's piss to come back?

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 5 років тому

      Has to be a Dublin kid. North side, I'm guessing.

    • @Diannacoo
      @Diannacoo 5 років тому

      @@chrystalsnyder2350 yeah, pretty much.

  • @emma.stallings
    @emma.stallings 7 років тому +2945

    "I don't like it, I really don't like it!"
    *takes another drink*

    • @nicholashuynh7154
      @nicholashuynh7154 6 років тому

      emma lol my sis name eemma

    • @sydnelle
      @sydnelle 5 років тому +1

      me asf

    • @Thunor93
      @Thunor93 5 років тому

      Thays us irish ....never waste alcohol

  • @mcnlj24
    @mcnlj24 4 роки тому +32

    3:36 - “But she tastes horrible!” ... You better marry that one.

  • @jadanelson1975
    @jadanelson1975 5 років тому +821

    *touches throat*
    “I can’t feel my ASPARAGUS!”

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 5 років тому +13

      Jada Nelson...NO! It's ASOPHOGALUS!...DUUUUUH! 🤣

    • @Rosibrosibuns
      @Rosibrosibuns 4 роки тому +2

      Meanwhile the guy next to her is just living it up

    • @AriKing90
      @AriKing90 4 роки тому

      Jada Nelson i died laughing hahahaha

    • @bleh5078
      @bleh5078 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHA

    • @regulargirl8367
      @regulargirl8367 4 роки тому

      666 wasn’t it you’re welcome 🙌🏾

  • @KarinaRodriguez-ij5zb
    @KarinaRodriguez-ij5zb 5 років тому +1163

    1:41 When he started singing Zombie he instantly became my favorite person there

    • @neraka-z4n
      @neraka-z4n 5 років тому +5

      Karina Rodriguez me and my fiancé do that all the time cracked me up!!

    • @prestonsamson3674
      @prestonsamson3674 5 років тому +3

      Karina Rodriguez I still hate that damn song.

    • @xnixrixx390
      @xnixrixx390 5 років тому

      Same

    • @remingtonfault272
      @remingtonfault272 5 років тому +1

      Karina Rodriguez sane here

    • @dreamwish286
      @dreamwish286 5 років тому +4

      what’s in your head
      In your head
      Zombie, zombie, zombie

  • @reveriemephisto1995
    @reveriemephisto1995 5 років тому +5357

    Not gonna lie, I thought it was a little girl in the thumbnail.

  • @blurbsoup
    @blurbsoup 4 роки тому +47

    “don’t swallow, don’t spit 😬, swallow” *spits drink everywhere*

  • @justinyang6521
    @justinyang6521 5 років тому +779

    That one dude mixing all the drinks is a whole mood.

    • @Rosibrosibuns
      @Rosibrosibuns 4 роки тому +6

      In the black with the black hat? He's my fav in this video

    • @renatanarasia6046
      @renatanarasia6046 4 роки тому +1

      Ahahahhahahaha i wanna be his drinking buddy

  • @dovakeen1179
    @dovakeen1179 5 років тому +1881

    "Don't swallow, DON'T SPIT! SWALLOW" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thunor93
      @Thunor93 5 років тому +23

      Lmao my favorite part of the video lol

    • @thomasbillington_1
      @thomasbillington_1 5 років тому +9

      That’s was terrible 😂

    • @longeloe
      @longeloe 5 років тому +13

      3:21 So we all can just replay that part over and over again... Because I know I can't be the only one! Hahahaha

    • @jamesd4923
      @jamesd4923 5 років тому +7

      Total blowout couldn't handle the load

    • @zaramichelle4613
      @zaramichelle4613 5 років тому +2

      And then she proceeded to spallow

  • @densedom4849
    @densedom4849 5 років тому +1349

    Irish women: "I could have this every day for breakfast wIth tOasT"
    Me: ._. Wot

  • @poppysmyth2515
    @poppysmyth2515 4 роки тому +28

    “i can’t feel my asparagus” oml DEAD

  • @carliemarie3604
    @carliemarie3604 5 років тому +1124

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus “😂😂

  • @paytonclawson1968
    @paytonclawson1968 5 років тому +386

    “I can feel it in my asparagus” is iconic

  • @--MISFIT
    @--MISFIT 5 років тому +792

    “It tastes like nothingness.” That’s the point. 😂 You keep drinking more and you finally realise it’s power when you stand up bro.

    • @shiaseedsalad2726
      @shiaseedsalad2726 5 років тому +17

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @brandongambino7740
      @brandongambino7740 4 роки тому +1

      Realize*

    • @elthepuglover
      @elthepuglover 4 роки тому +8

      @@brandongambino7740 some countries spell it realise, some spell it realize.

    • @afenismama
      @afenismama 4 роки тому

      Rum punch does this to me lol

    • @atlast3848
      @atlast3848 3 роки тому +8

      Sits in Bar
      Drinks
      Stands
      Long island: IT'S TIME YOU GO TO THE SHADOW REALM

  • @poo5690
    @poo5690 4 роки тому +21

    “ Pain and Black Licorice, just like my childhood” SAME BROTHER

  • @kieraegan7095
    @kieraegan7095 5 років тому +642

    "It's like when there's a beautiful girl at the bar, and you're like 'ohmygosh she's so gorgeous, why is no one talking to her?'--"
    "BUT SHE TASTES HORRIBLE"
    dead

  • @ffionwilliams5817
    @ffionwilliams5817 7 років тому +3718

    Hahahaha "I can't feel my asparagus,"

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 7 років тому +182

      "No, wait. 'Esophalos.'" 😆

    • @orlaithmeehan9940
      @orlaithmeehan9940 7 років тому

      lazyperfectionist1 what does that mean?? Hahaha

    • @scarletXlune
      @scarletXlune 7 років тому +27

      Lmao asparagus is a food and I love it. She meant to say esophagus

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 7 років тому +27

      +Oriaith Meehan Esophalos was an ancient Greek scholar of digestion. 😈

    • @eatdatcupcake445
      @eatdatcupcake445 7 років тому +2

      ffion williams its from my
      DICK THAT WENT DOWN IT😏

  • @auntjemima1054
    @auntjemima1054 6 років тому +2361

    I actually can’t feel my asparagus, no wait nasofilulalis? 3:08

    • @Mlnn_matta
      @Mlnn_matta 6 років тому +21

      💀💀💀💀

    • @lindseylawrence7192
      @lindseylawrence7192 6 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alexxhristova
      @alexxhristova 6 років тому +7

      i'm still laughing at this ! xD

    • @amarie2493
      @amarie2493 6 років тому +11

      I've been laughing at this one line for a good 5 mins 😭😭💀

    • @cindyrobles8394
      @cindyrobles8394 6 років тому +8

      I had to stop the video there i was laughing so hard.

  • @connorthomas4826
    @connorthomas4826 4 роки тому +7

    I started dying laughing when that girl literally starts grabbing ice cubes out of her glass with her bare hands.

  • @cursedsmile9322
    @cursedsmile9322 5 років тому +893

    I love how they just get progressively drunk

    • @zachh.9855
      @zachh.9855 5 років тому +8

      CursedSmile yeah that’s kinda what happens when you drink alcohol

    • @wraein
      @wraein 5 років тому +1

      I would love to like this comment but you’re at 666 likes and I refuse to be the one to ruin that

  • @tacitakoe5004
    @tacitakoe5004 5 років тому +777

    Everything else: "You wouldn't even know this was an Alcohol."
    Aunt Roberta: *DEATH INCARNATE!!!*

    • @Seekarr
      @Seekarr 4 роки тому +6

      Actually sounds really good to me. Like Absinthe in a martini, I love absinthe and I love straight martinis (not the fruity sugary fake ones they drink in the UK, though. Those are gross)

    • @mangakaDevotee
      @mangakaDevotee 3 роки тому

      Her spit take on the aunt Roberta was the best 😆🤣😂

  • @marinno4943
    @marinno4943 6 років тому +1043

    It tastes like pain and black licorice like my childhood

    • @pxn748
      @pxn748 6 років тому

      I think he said paint.

    • @danielm5535
      @danielm5535 6 років тому +9

      Definitely said pain.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 5 років тому

      What is it that everybody hates either liquorice, peanut butter or both? And none of the Irish people can handle their booze?

    • @MiraMira-en4by
      @MiraMira-en4by 5 років тому

      He had a messed up childhood XD

    • @mistciara
      @mistciara 5 років тому

      He said this as I read this and it was amazing

  • @sunnygirl422
    @sunnygirl422 4 роки тому +5

    “Don’t swallow...Don’t spit” 😂😂😂😂 he’s my favorite

  • @breannaott6103
    @breannaott6103 6 років тому +1976

    As someone in college that’s not REAL jungle juice

    • @joshuavegerano6414
      @joshuavegerano6414 6 років тому +46

      Breanna Ott where is the Tampico?!

    • @Kaydeebee-2106
      @Kaydeebee-2106 6 років тому +6

      Exactly.

    • @6c2a3r1
      @6c2a3r1 6 років тому +79

      It’s not Jungle Juice if they haven’t put NyQuil in it lmao 😂

    • @amberfraser1717
      @amberfraser1717 6 років тому +113

      Not jungle juice if it isn’t poured from a lined trash can or tub 😂

    • @Kaydeebee-2106
      @Kaydeebee-2106 6 років тому +36

      @@amberfraser1717 Or straight from a cooler. 😂

  •  7 років тому +1043

    I actually can’t feel my asparagus

    • @GROENAASMusic
      @GROENAASMusic 6 років тому +34

      Or asofolylyus.

    • @ekkiazure
      @ekkiazure 6 років тому +5

      I came here to type this lol

    • @jennifermwai
      @jennifermwai 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ronk-uw6hq
      @ronk-uw6hq 6 років тому

      Lucas F. Åkerblom same lmao

    • @dkncd
      @dkncd 6 років тому +2

      I bursted laughing in class at this comment

  • @jessikuhh6861
    @jessikuhh6861 7 років тому +443

    " smells like pain and black licorice. Like my childhood "

  • @ambermommasr1370
    @ambermommasr1370 4 роки тому +31

    I bartended in America for years 6-7years not heard of many of these. Jungle juice is a party drink made in buckets lol

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke 4 роки тому

      never heard of ... "jungle juice" .. until I visited an IRISH PUB, on Tortola .. in the BRITISH virgin islands. ...
      ... why wait 48 hours? ( thats how long a vodka bottle takes to soak into watermellon - the ONE time i tried it .. wasted 4 days ) ... why not just take "shots" directly ... ?

    • @fairtreatment2618
      @fairtreatment2618 3 роки тому +4

      You bartender and never heard of a Long Island ice tea? Where the hell did you tend bar, under a rock in alaska? 🤦‍♂️

  • @GINGERALER
    @GINGERALER 7 років тому +2424

    Irish people try water for the the first time.

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 6 років тому +10

      GINGERALER family guy says theres a bar in ireland called wifey mcbeaties!!!

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 6 років тому +6

      RACISM!

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 6 років тому +57

      @@millsykooksy4863 stereotypes are not racism, I highly suggest you invest in a dictionary.

    • @WacoBurning
      @WacoBurning 6 років тому +5

      So then by that logic if someone said black people love fried chicken and watermelon = not racism?!? Although I will admit the original comment made me laugh.

    • @DontBeezHater
      @DontBeezHater 6 років тому +20

      WacoBurning No, that’s not racism. It’s stereotyping. (A weird stereotype since lots of people like fried chicken and watermelon…not just black people)

  • @cynthia.c
    @cynthia.c 6 років тому +496

    as a college student, true jungle juice is served in a plastic cup and is made is a giant tub

    • @Jackk82
      @Jackk82 5 років тому +3

      In Poland it's callaed Kociołek Panoramiksa - Panoramix cauldron.

    • @WellenDowd
      @WellenDowd 5 років тому +3

      cynthia We used a brand new kiddie pool.

    • @wecontrolthevideo
      @wecontrolthevideo 5 років тому +4

      We had a M*A*S*H party, and used a brand new plastic garbage can and filled it up.

    • @offroad914
      @offroad914 5 років тому

      No dear, that's children you are thinking of

    • @POWER-LINKS
      @POWER-LINKS 5 років тому

      Concrete Mix

  • @TJtbh45
    @TJtbh45 5 років тому +228

    "It kinda of tastes like a washing machine"
    That line really got me LMAO

  • @isabellafantauzzi8884
    @isabellafantauzzi8884 4 роки тому +16

    I love the girl who took the ice out cause it "waters it down and you don't need that in your life"😂

  • @RaulRomeoTV
    @RaulRomeoTV 6 років тому +499

    Me during a hangover: I'm never gonna drink again
    Me later that night: 3:09

    • @zacharybunting3637
      @zacharybunting3637 5 років тому +8

      Those 4 seconds really need to be made into a .gif

    • @MiraMira-en4by
      @MiraMira-en4by 5 років тому

      Zachary Bunting my brothers is next to you 🤣🤣

    • @QueenMel_
      @QueenMel_ 5 років тому

      lmfaooo sucha moood

  • @Veejay9988
    @Veejay9988 5 років тому +132

    when she took the ice out with her hands, i felt that

  • @RayneBeauRhode
    @RayneBeauRhode 7 років тому +423

    This entire channel could be "Irish People Get Drunk" and I'd still be subscribed.

    • @volo1826
      @volo1826 7 років тому

      The Miss Katana that would be redundant

    • @TheBonzomatic
      @TheBonzomatic 7 років тому +1

      I think that's all the channel should be. The ones where they drink are always the best ones.

    • @ABsolutly-st2mh
      @ABsolutly-st2mh 6 років тому +1

      I wouldnt be, they are super annoying people who cant handle a sip of booze

    • @Leon-wz1js
      @Leon-wz1js 6 років тому

      +TheBonzomatic I tend to think they amp up their reactions for entertainment value alone.

  • @ashleybullard9919
    @ashleybullard9919 4 роки тому +3

    When he starts singing “I’m every woman” I lost it! Lmao that was gold!

  • @clairemack223
    @clairemack223 7 років тому +1686

    "It smells like pain and black licorice... like my childhood." YUP, he's Irish! Lmfao

    • @zeusgrayson2765
      @zeusgrayson2765 7 років тому +4

      He is funny and reminds me of my self

    • @mrsuperguy2073
      @mrsuperguy2073 6 років тому +1

      I thought he said child, not childhood

    • @dudeman1983
      @dudeman1983 6 років тому +4

      And meanwhile, she's just gagging in the background.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 6 років тому +2

      He was sassy with that LOL

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 6 років тому +1

      That plus the girl taking the ice out made me have to jet to bathroom lol

  • @prkrcore
    @prkrcore 5 років тому +323

    "I actually can't feel my asparagus"

  • @denisew.8976
    @denisew.8976 6 років тому +859

    Me: “I don’t have mood swings”
    Also me @1:53
    “Is it spicy? Are these chili flakes? *excited* Are these chili flakes?! *in suspicious manner* are these chili flakes?”

  • @Badgercat
    @Badgercat 4 роки тому

    I truly appreciate a video that just starts right away and doesn’t force you to skip three minutes in :)) Thanks!

  • @BurningFreesias
    @BurningFreesias 7 років тому +842

    They paired up the best people for this one.

    • @kbaca9415
      @kbaca9415 6 років тому

      Needed Dermot & Irish Jesus ;-)

  • @alexiskustka6565
    @alexiskustka6565 6 років тому +860

    I CANT FEEL MY ASPARAGUS
    ..... ASOPHIGIGUS

    • @nicoleabrenica
      @nicoleabrenica 6 років тому +10

      Alexis DaMemer esophagus...?

    • @braap_mobile8993
      @braap_mobile8993 5 років тому +6

      nicole abrenica r/whoooooosh

    • @nicoleabrenica
      @nicoleabrenica 5 років тому

      Braap _Mobile it's why I put a question mark... I can't tell if they misspelled it on purpose or not.

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie 5 років тому

      @@nicoleabrenica it's an actual quote from the video. 3:05-3:15

  • @edgarpal799
    @edgarpal799 5 років тому +168

    It’s funny how they say “Word’s Strongest Cocktails” and the title says “America’s Strongest Cocktails”.
    That’s it. I just find it funny lol

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 5 років тому +10

      Those aren't actually even America's strongest cocktails. These people obviously don't know about things like 'Harbor Lights', 'Purple Jesus' or 'Green Death', any or all of which can be easily obtained by working pretty much any Renn Faire on the States. 🤣

  • @shadeie6395
    @shadeie6395 4 роки тому +1

    3:09 "I actually can't feel my asparagus.......no wait... my asofallis"
    That murdered me!☠☠☠

  • @Melissa-zy2zi
    @Melissa-zy2zi 6 років тому +947

    Since when did jungle juice have a recipe 😂

    • @toriland79
      @toriland79 5 років тому +10

      Melissa Joseph Since the Tipsy Bartender keeps coming up with them. Ha~ha.

    • @borderlands10
      @borderlands10 5 років тому +11

      @@toriland79: and that's the first problem, giving Jungle Juice a recipe.

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 років тому +4

      you take some vodka and whatever fruit and juice and dump that shit in a bowl congrats get drunk

    • @GRITBONE
      @GRITBONE 5 років тому +4

      Jungle Juice/Watermelon Wine
      Alcohol:
      1 x 5th of Vodka
      1 x 5th of Rum (white)
      1 x 5th of Gin
      2 x Pints of Everclear (180 proof grain alcohol)
      Juices:
      6 x bottles of Lime juice
      6 x bottles of Lemon juice
      2 x Liters of Fruit Punch
      Prep:
      Cut top off of whole watermelon, scoop out watermelon pulp into balls and store in freezer. Leave 2 inches around walls of entire watermelon. Save all juice and extra scraps. Add all juices and alcohol to watermelon "bowl", add frozen watermelon balls, serve chilled.

    • @angelaharvey1167
      @angelaharvey1167 5 років тому

      Mel never!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @bluelagoon1980
    @bluelagoon1980 7 років тому +727

    I love how the color of Paddy's face matched the drink he was dying over.

    • @rainyday4970
      @rainyday4970 7 років тому

      XD

    • @ItzOver9k
      @ItzOver9k 7 років тому +4

      i knew i would come to the comments and find what i was looking for, lol

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 7 років тому +17

      Not just that, but it even happens to people who have a lot of Scots-Irish ancestry but are themselves several generations removed. I can't drink at all. Half a glass of wine and I look *and feel* like I'm sunburned. Not fun.

    • @akagamenokyla1042
      @akagamenokyla1042 6 років тому +1

      Amanda S same.

  • @nanym6376
    @nanym6376 7 років тому +255

    "Long Island iced tea can I get it longer?" Me af 😂😂😂

  • @tayloradams3256
    @tayloradams3256 4 роки тому +18

    Guy: It’s like when you see a beautiful woman in the bar and you’re wondering why no one is talking to her. Girl: because she tastes horrible 🤣

  • @Amanning15007
    @Amanning15007 6 років тому +118

    Long Island ice tea is that drink that sneaks up on you. The taste is hella deceiving, then you're on the floor 😂😂

  • @Ecstasymyfelony13
    @Ecstasymyfelony13 5 років тому +379

    I cant tell if the girl in the pineapple shirt is either drunk or her personality is just very quirky Lmao

  • @enochroot9438
    @enochroot9438 7 років тому +1971

    Tomorrows video: Irish people try the worlds best hangover cures

    • @thejerg
      @thejerg 7 років тому +23

      Round 2(since they already did that one)

    • @gregjohns5235
      @gregjohns5235 7 років тому +10

      Enoch Root In my experience I've found that the best hangover cure is more alcohol. You can't get hungover if you're never sober.

    • @younoobroflmao
      @younoobroflmao 7 років тому +8

      A Bloody Mary and some menudo is an amazing hangover cure.

    • @fr2ncm9
      @fr2ncm9 7 років тому +2

      I've found lots of water and B vitamins really help, but, if you wait till the next day, it won't work.

    • @boomstick900
      @boomstick900 7 років тому

      tomorrow night maybe

  • @youmatterbanana8965
    @youmatterbanana8965 4 роки тому +49

    American: “ugh this is so strong”
    Irish: “wow this is nice, I would drink this with my breakfast”

    • @saveriocavasin8029
      @saveriocavasin8029 4 роки тому +6

      Did anyone on the face of the earth ever called a long-island, strong? Because unless the person who made it was terrible as a bartender, you will never taste any alcohol in those

    • @echothegekko4353
      @echothegekko4353 4 роки тому +2

      @@saveriocavasin8029 I tried a long island ice tea at a japanese place. My aunt wanted my thoughts on it. Tasted like straight alcohol. Idk if she asked to make it stronger but it was just a big glass of booze. Wasnt a great time 😂

    • @rich7447
      @rich7447 4 роки тому

      @@echothegekko4353 Then you didn't have a Long Island. Long Island Iced Tea doesn't have much of a taste of alcohol at all. This usually leads to falling over immediately after standing up.

    • @echothegekko4353
      @echothegekko4353 4 роки тому

      @@rich7447 nah like it looked exactly like one and tasted like it, just with wayyyy to much liquor in it

    • @Saiege
      @Saiege 4 роки тому

      @@echothegekko4353 yesss man lmao the worstttt. It's just like sipping a tall glass of alcohol on ice when it's made too strong. They didn't even taste like anything else other than alcohol. So disappointing

  • @melo9268
    @melo9268 7 років тому +621

    this is like the Irish version of Buzzfeed and I am LIVING for it

    • @huayin646
      @huayin646 6 років тому

      Melody Cubias too much saturation though

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 6 років тому +34

      This is a million times better than buzzfeed.

    • @ronluv650
      @ronluv650 6 років тому +4

      BuzzFeed Uncensored

    • @vicariouschism86
      @vicariouschism86 6 років тому

      @@ronluv650 This is heavily censored.

    • @SplashyandDuckiesadventures
      @SplashyandDuckiesadventures 6 років тому

      winwin saying bust it bust it bust it a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 5 років тому +144

    As a bartender I am very offended by how much Coke was put into that LIT
    It's supposed to look like iced tea, not coke

    • @lordrumble7028
      @lordrumble7028 5 років тому +4

      In my experience, if it has tequila in it, it's Texas tea

    • @existentialhangover1124
      @existentialhangover1124 4 роки тому +2

      @@lordrumble7028 Texas Tea has Amaretto in it.

    • @jogomez6477
      @jogomez6477 4 роки тому +1

      I'm offended by whoever thought up the LIT. An LIT hangover changed my life FOREVER

    • @aliahc8595
      @aliahc8595 4 роки тому

      @@jogomez6477 I've never gotten drunk or hungover off them and in one night I'll have 5 minimum. Sorry to hear that chap. I'll get a bit tipsy though but I still remember to drink water here there throughout the night. Maybe that's the difference 😅

  • @chloep9321
    @chloep9321 6 років тому +416

    3:02 the guys face is the same colour as the drink 😂😂😂

  • @camdenmogote1737
    @camdenmogote1737 5 років тому +13

    “I really don’t like this!”
    Drinks more

  • @ericacoruzzi9535
    @ericacoruzzi9535 5 років тому +144

    “wait i actually can’t feel my asparagus no my esopholus?”

    • @jenniferbaldini3527
      @jenniferbaldini3527 5 років тому

      Esopholus or Snuffleupagus?? (Sesame street). Wait, OMG I just dated myself.

  • @boiledmushroom9829
    @boiledmushroom9829 5 років тому +244

    Video:=Drinks Ant Roberta=
    Also video: = everybody feels pain=
    Me: Hahahahaha pathetic
    Also me: Oh this soda is kinda burning.

  • @soralovescorpses7340
    @soralovescorpses7340 5 років тому +226

    0:12 “This looks like some elaborate sex toy” oh wow

  • @sinkingboat.8555
    @sinkingboat.8555 5 років тому +1

    This is why I love Irish people, they have the greatest humor!

  • @wclark4121
    @wclark4121 7 років тому +50

    I've watched almost all the Irish People Try videos and this hands down was the best. I laughed so loud at "Swallow, don't spit!" and her reaction my teenagers who were in another part of the house heard and came and checked on me. 5 stars Facts.!

  • @narutoJunkie92
    @narutoJunkie92 7 років тому +62

    that woman in the pineapple shirt is amazing. lmao
    watered down drinks "you dont need that in your life'

  • @Lesley246
    @Lesley246 7 років тому +537

    "BUT SHE TASTES HORRIBLE" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ethanlay3893
      @ethanlay3893 6 років тому

      Lesley246 I read this in an Irish accent

  • @steph1235
    @steph1235 4 роки тому +5

    “I actually can’t feel my Asparagus..” MY *ASPARAGUS* LMAO

  • @rtsharlotte
    @rtsharlotte 5 років тому +342

    Its illegal in ireland to have more than 71ml in a single glass. I was using 70mls to make long islands, Manhattan's and the original Cosmo recipe and had complaints that they were too strong 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lucyennis5716
      @lucyennis5716 5 років тому

      R u irish

    • @sishi3055
      @sishi3055 5 років тому +1

      @@lucyennis5716 are u stupid?

    • @petesthename1588
      @petesthename1588 5 років тому +4

      ‘It’s illegal to serve’
      You can buy stronger mixes to drink at home

    • @lucyennis5716
      @lucyennis5716 5 років тому +1

      @@sishi3055 I was asking cause I am?are u

    • @sishi3055
      @sishi3055 5 років тому

      @@lucyennis5716 oh.. i misunderstood whoops, but im canadian so

  • @SebbyValo
    @SebbyValo 5 років тому +255

    (rejection noises)
    it smells like pain and black licorice, like my childhood!
    (death rattle)

    • @makinamuerte7590
      @makinamuerte7590 5 років тому +2

      I'd like to death your rattle ;)... I'll report myself.. sorry.

    • @moodylittlebitch2024
      @moodylittlebitch2024 5 років тому

      TheIrritatedVampire
      This killed me!!😂😂😂😂

    • @makinamuerte7590
      @makinamuerte7590 5 років тому

      Aw man. Should've said. I'd like to smell your pain. Lol. Bummer. Next time though.

  • @debbieulloa7106
    @debbieulloa7106 5 років тому +45

    OMG when the man started drinking from all the drinks I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @malk1514
    @malk1514 4 роки тому

    1:20 that couple is so cheerful and then the one girl said that it was terrible but continued to drink it. XD Love the video

  • @TupBup631h
    @TupBup631h 5 років тому +389

    College students everywhere disagree with you “jungle juice”

    • @emmabowland2805
      @emmabowland2805 4 роки тому +25

      Okay i thought i was loosing it. I was like thats not jungle juice right?????

    • @Missmaddiemac
      @Missmaddiemac 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah lmao def not jungle juice

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah I haven’t been in college for 15 years but that ain’t jungle juice

    • @courtneyfink5880
      @courtneyfink5880 4 роки тому +21

      For real lol. Where is the Hawaiian Punch or the everclear 😂

    • @pixyface101
      @pixyface101 4 роки тому +3

      I was looking for this comment right here because I thought the same thing

  • @catbeara
    @catbeara 5 років тому +101

    "This is actually really curing my hangover." Lmao 😂

  • @dnguyen253
    @dnguyen253 7 років тому +113

    "omg I don't like it!!"
    *Takes another sip

  • @karis2298
    @karis2298 5 років тому +1

    whoever did the captions is a god

  • @xeyes.
    @xeyes. 5 років тому +515

    Americans: get wasted in one shot
    The Irish: I could have this for my breakfast

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 4 роки тому +14

      Na These hipster Irish youth bunch of light weights.

    • @justinsmall8489
      @justinsmall8489 4 роки тому +10

      They were smashed after one drink... one. Lol

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 4 роки тому +5

      Get wasted in one shot? We descend from Europeans, so at the least it’ll take three, and that’s rare.

    • @Chuck_Huckler
      @Chuck_Huckler 4 роки тому +8

      Two drinks later: "I can really feel it in my asparagusss..."

    • @justinsmall8489
      @justinsmall8489 4 роки тому

      Dick Nickler lol

  • @leighlasley4746
    @leighlasley4746 5 років тому +503

    Is it "America's" strongest cocktails or "the world's" strongest cocktails? Make up your mind!! 😂😅

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 років тому +66

      They were trying all the strongest cocktails in the world, and somewhere along the line found out they were all American in origin.

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy 5 років тому +7

      Yes

    • @rixenkacie
      @rixenkacie 5 років тому

      So true and tbh a Long Island, I never had like that lmao

    • @MrSolLeks
      @MrSolLeks 5 років тому +5

      @@rixenkacie I'v not either, though most really don't taste like there is anything in it.
      and then after the 3rd in an hour and a half, they hit hard.

    • @spacecat1974
      @spacecat1974 5 років тому +1

      I have had stronger. Black Orchid - take a long island and use bombay sapphire gin, replace coke with chambord (aka more alcohol).

  • @phoenix_games7891
    @phoenix_games7891 5 років тому +70

    1:21 “I dOnT lIkE iT”
    Continues to drink it

    • @christinasepulveda1655
      @christinasepulveda1655 5 років тому +1

      Das me... lol.... i dont really like it... 20 minutes later...Hogging the karaoke machine singing Journey's Greatest Hits

  • @ManiVortex3965
    @ManiVortex3965 4 роки тому +1

    When they started singing Zombie, I fucking lost it😂😂😂😂