Irish People Try America's Strongest Cocktails

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  • @madisonbarnicoat3105
    @madisonbarnicoat3105 4 роки тому +6813

    That one guy: “it smells like pain and black licorice, like my childhood”
    That..... that hit me

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 4 роки тому +34

      The Christian Brothers have traumatized many an Irish boy.

    • @madisonbarnicoat3105
      @madisonbarnicoat3105 4 роки тому +11

      Angel well shit..... how did you know about my childhood 🙃

    • @wemii76
      @wemii76 4 роки тому +7

      Ah yes. Here I thought Creamulsion cough syrup was only something sold in the US back in the 80s and 90s. Apparently not.

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 4 роки тому +10

      And it “burns like you’re swallowing Satan’s piss”. 😂😭

    • @marveldcboi4005
      @marveldcboi4005 4 роки тому +2

      @Angel dang

  • @KrumpOcake
    @KrumpOcake 4 роки тому +6852

    "This is actually curing my hangover"
    *IRisH inTenSifieS*

    • @CarlosFlores-ng1fi
      @CarlosFlores-ng1fi 4 роки тому +41

      Lol that's actually a thing. If you drink a little while you got a hangover it supposed to help. I believe it's called hair of the dog or some shit

    • @lumpyspaceprincess690
      @lumpyspaceprincess690 4 роки тому +2

      Carlos Flores that’s what I do every time I have a hangover it does help

    • @ChickenStank
      @ChickenStank 4 роки тому +3

      If I drank with a hangover already, I’d die! 🤮🤮

    • @Zippy15
      @Zippy15 4 роки тому +10

      I don't do 'minor hangover.' I'm either fine or I'm projectile vomiting at a wall for 9 hours.

    • @Mrs.Adrian
      @Mrs.Adrian 4 роки тому +1

      Shari Dillon same.

  • @harryduffy6243
    @harryduffy6243 4 роки тому +4314

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus”
    Best line ever spoken

  • @hydrahunter4629
    @hydrahunter4629 4 роки тому +281

    "I don't like the look of this one"
    "I like the look of this one!"

    • @TheGoodWario
      @TheGoodWario 4 роки тому +2

      The editor had fun with this one XD

  • @shadenkeltner8067
    @shadenkeltner8067 4 роки тому +6189

    "Long island iced tea...could I get it longer?"
    This lady...is a *visionary*.
    ***LONGER ISLAND ICED TEA***

    • @kireepotter4762
      @kireepotter4762 4 роки тому +81

      I worked at a restaurant that had a longer island iced tea. It was the same amount of tea & lemonade, top shelf liquor, more liquor, all in a bigger glass. I imagine this is what she wanted lol

    • @sadkingbilly
      @sadkingbilly 4 роки тому +1

      😆

    • @devilboysix66
      @devilboysix66 4 роки тому +36

      AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
      LONGEST ISLAND ICE TEA XL+ NOW WITH 200% MORE LONG

    • @poopahskoopahh8563
      @poopahskoopahh8563 4 роки тому +1

      Same vibes

    • @MrLande
      @MrLande 4 роки тому +1

      Kiree Potter may I ask the name of the restaurant? And it's ingredients?

  • @normlee6566
    @normlee6566 5 років тому +10165

    The danger of long islands is they taste like nothing...until you stand up. Then it's...oh, wait.

    • @cherrysuicide9272
      @cherrysuicide9272 5 років тому +186

      But they're amazing lol

    • @paganbornspiritbear8249
      @paganbornspiritbear8249 5 років тому +278

      Yeah, and if the bar has AC...forget about it! You’ll die the second the heat hits ya! Lol!

    • @brigittafalcini2063
      @brigittafalcini2063 5 років тому +288

      It sneaks up on you too!! By the time you've had two, you get up and the room spins a bit, then you realise they're stronger than they taste

    • @irishgurl3078
      @irishgurl3078 5 років тому +129

      I had 4 of them one night when I went out with a bunch of friends. Worst! Hangover! Ever! Lol

    • @Arxiuz2
      @Arxiuz2 5 років тому +52

      All you have to do is ask for a top shelf LIIT.
      Smacked in seconds

  • @Jenpai1
    @Jenpai1 4 роки тому +82

    When the blonde girl said: "you need to drink more let the b*tch bite ya" I laughed

  • @zephyrian1006
    @zephyrian1006 4 роки тому +729

    Me at 1AM:
    UA-cam: Do you wanna see Irish people suffering?
    Me: y e s

  • @karleighelizabethlust4994
    @karleighelizabethlust4994 4 роки тому +8474

    Real Jungle juice doesn’t really have a recipe. It’s just whatever liquor you have on hand mixed in a giant bucket with Koolaid... Served in a red solo cup while drunk at a frat party.

    • @alyssastern6073
      @alyssastern6073 4 роки тому +194

      I swear I thought that was Jamba juice at frat parties.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 4 роки тому +156

      I see you too are a college student of some form...

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 4 роки тому +219

      repeat after me.
      "Everclear... and rum"

    • @alvaroramirez8246
      @alvaroramirez8246 4 роки тому +135

      Can confirm: just had jungle juice this past weekend at a college tailgate party -it legit was 98 percent alcohol and only 2 percent juice (or that’s what it felt like lol).

    • @stephanies6740
      @stephanies6740 4 роки тому +5

      I drank 9 when I was 16

  • @xJMAN92x
    @xJMAN92x 4 роки тому +6744

    “I’ll have it for breakfast” haha. They’re definitely Irish

  • @rickyricardo113
    @rickyricardo113 4 роки тому +591

    Why does the title say “American” but they’re saying “The World’s”???

    • @mys5569
      @mys5569 4 роки тому +35

      Because most of these are from America

    • @katcunningham2719
      @katcunningham2719 4 роки тому +27

      A lot of cocktails and martinis and such were invented in America.

    • @L0u3llaPUNK
      @L0u3llaPUNK 4 роки тому +6

      Because during Prohibition the Irish immigrants got creative and invented the best drinks next to their first best drink: chocolate milk.

    • @michaelinsertname2913
      @michaelinsertname2913 4 роки тому +1

      Because every country in the world is America!

    • @caramacpherson2611
      @caramacpherson2611 4 роки тому +6

      Because Americans like to claim EVERYTHING

  • @blurbsoup
    @blurbsoup 4 роки тому +47

    “don’t swallow, don’t spit 😬, swallow” *spits drink everywhere*

  • @danoham10
    @danoham10 6 років тому +2036

    "I cant feel my asparagus" thats a fuckin quote

    • @larrysmith8093
      @larrysmith8093 6 років тому +28

      Dan that girl is so feckin cute. My favorite part of these videos. She's always such fun!

    • @marbleherogaming735
      @marbleherogaming735 6 років тому +13

      I think she got drunk after the first one

    • @xplodinginsect4014
      @xplodinginsect4014 6 років тому +1

      Dan Thank you for the Rick and Morty episode.

    • @oOscarymvsbOo
      @oOscarymvsbOo 6 років тому +2

      Larry Smith Same especially in the try not to laugh where she just screams because meeee. But i dont frickin know what her name is and it makes me mad

    • @larrysmith8093
      @larrysmith8093 6 років тому +1

      Samantha Blanc same here. Wish I knew her name lol

  • @kelsey299
    @kelsey299 4 роки тому +5517

    “Smells like pain and black licorice just like my childhood”

  • @MissSharonFlorez
    @MissSharonFlorez 4 роки тому +27

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus....” DEAD 💀

  • @poppysmyth2515
    @poppysmyth2515 4 роки тому +28

    “i can’t feel my asparagus” oml DEAD

  • @lepyrolink182
    @lepyrolink182 4 роки тому +8800

    Americans just like to get drunk but without the taste of alcohol. That's why all their cocktails are so sweet.

    • @thelionthebearandthehippo
      @thelionthebearandthehippo 4 роки тому +1206

      You’ve got it. We’re depressed.

    • @jadedoptimistt
      @jadedoptimistt 4 роки тому +317

      Yes. Yes we do.

    • @PharaohMisa
      @PharaohMisa 4 роки тому +197

      Correct. Tbh that's why i drink 🍷

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 4 роки тому +20

      Matthew Peterson lol they’re creepers

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 роки тому +231

      To be fair, in America alcohol is drunk as a party drink and a depressant; Americans make their alcohol for those purposes and thus maximize the enjoyment of drinking via jacking up the flavors in overkill amounts. Social drinking and sipping alcohols are in comically low supply there for that reason.

  • @lypreila7913
    @lypreila7913 4 роки тому +3927

    "Ice waters down the alcohol and you just don't need that in your life." That woman's my spiritual twin.

  • @poo5690
    @poo5690 4 роки тому +21

    “ Pain and Black Licorice, just like my childhood” SAME BROTHER

  • @mcnlj24
    @mcnlj24 4 роки тому +31

    3:36 - “But she tastes horrible!” ... You better marry that one.

  • @rufusjustrufus8213
    @rufusjustrufus8213 4 роки тому +2630

    "I actually can't feel my asparagus..."
    Technically, she's not wrong.
    "No, wait, an esophaglous?"
    Now she is.

  • @dianef.1592
    @dianef.1592 4 роки тому +3303

    The guy with the black hat and black shirt who said, "this smells like black licorice and pain for my childhood" and then dancing with all the alcoholic drink mixtures, is my spirit animal.

    • @Iamthecrazyone
      @Iamthecrazyone 4 роки тому +58

      Diane F. Same, but for the girl who grabbed the ice out with her hand because it, “Waters things down, and you just don’t need that in your life.”

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 роки тому +32

      And then him saying, "spit, don't swallow. Wait, no... swallow." 🤣

    • @teller2917
      @teller2917 4 роки тому +17

      “I actually can’t feel my asparagus”

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 роки тому +2

      Not That Today not even gonna lie, Jackie raised my asparagus with her comment. Don't blame me, blame her for causing such an uproar.

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 роки тому +2

      Not That Today..."WAIT! ESOPHAGULUS!" 🥴🤣🤪...
      That's me when I'm not drunk...Oh Dyslexia, you little devil you! 🤨😂🤔

  • @ambermommasr1370
    @ambermommasr1370 4 роки тому +31

    I bartended in America for years 6-7years not heard of many of these. Jungle juice is a party drink made in buckets lol

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke 3 роки тому

      never heard of ... "jungle juice" .. until I visited an IRISH PUB, on Tortola .. in the BRITISH virgin islands. ...
      ... why wait 48 hours? ( thats how long a vodka bottle takes to soak into watermellon - the ONE time i tried it .. wasted 4 days ) ... why not just take "shots" directly ... ?

    • @fairtreatment2618
      @fairtreatment2618 3 роки тому +4

      You bartender and never heard of a Long Island ice tea? Where the hell did you tend bar, under a rock in alaska? 🤦‍♂️

  • @sunnygirl422
    @sunnygirl422 3 роки тому +5

    “Don’t swallow...Don’t spit” 😂😂😂😂 he’s my favorite

  • @reveriemephisto1995
    @reveriemephisto1995 4 роки тому +5359

    Not gonna lie, I thought it was a little girl in the thumbnail.

  • @Hannah-pn1bx
    @Hannah-pn1bx 5 років тому +1920

    When she said asparagus instead of esophagus I died

    • @robynlynch4992
      @robynlynch4992 4 роки тому

      She did it on purpose... 😒

    • @jorgejimemez1627
      @jorgejimemez1627 4 роки тому +5

      @@robynlynch4992 no she just didn't remember what it was called

    • @jamesd4923
      @jamesd4923 4 роки тому +8

      You're both wrong you miss the obvious she was fucked up drunk

  • @connorthomas4826
    @connorthomas4826 4 роки тому +7

    I started dying laughing when that girl literally starts grabbing ice cubes out of her glass with her bare hands.

  • @sandralimones3437
    @sandralimones3437 4 роки тому +5

    I guess I've had a different Jungle Juice... The one I had was mixed in a huge bucket and it was just fruit cocktail with Everclear. I enjoyed it very much... Until I realized it was now 5 a.m. and I was WAY too drunk to drive home.

  • @komplakk
    @komplakk 5 років тому +4498

    laughing at the jungle juice bc every american knows you just dump bottles of alcohol into a random container and mix in any juice/ drink mix and call it good

  • @mikey2111
    @mikey2111 6 років тому +6157

    When the blond girl starts taking out the ice of that jungle crap and starts a rant about ice watering down the alcohol and that she doesn't need that in her life i nearly pissed myself

    • @ashleybatey9530
      @ashleybatey9530 5 років тому +53

      That was my favorite part!!

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 5 років тому +228

      Same....until the guy said "does this have a lot of absinthe in it? Cuz it smells like pain and licorice like my childhood" now i gotta go bad *PAUSED IT*

    • @reidecember5372
      @reidecember5372 5 років тому +13

      She's amazing!

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. 5 років тому +16

      If that's funny to you, then you may have a stroke if you watch a stand up comedy special.

    • @kellybryant948
      @kellybryant948 5 років тому +3

      i love her she kills me🤣😂

  • @isabellafantauzzi8884
    @isabellafantauzzi8884 4 роки тому +16

    I love the girl who took the ice out cause it "waters it down and you don't need that in your life"😂

  • @Badgercat
    @Badgercat 4 роки тому

    I truly appreciate a video that just starts right away and doesn’t force you to skip three minutes in :)) Thanks!

  • @rottingcorpse526
    @rottingcorpse526 4 роки тому +2247

    The guy with the grey hair getting red like a tomato is a whole mood

    • @varalyn9714
      @varalyn9714 4 роки тому +22

      NothingReally K. He was bright red the whole time

    • @rottingcorpse526
      @rottingcorpse526 4 роки тому +5

      @@varalyn9714 Still a mood. Lol

    • @fogman2041
      @fogman2041 4 роки тому +8

      @@rottingcorpse526 I don't think people really understand how to use "mood".

    • @rottingcorpse526
      @rottingcorpse526 4 роки тому +24

      @@fogman2041 mood is basically a feeling that you have felt before. I am pale and get red easily. So even though he was red from the start, still a mood.

    • @miszBEB0x
      @miszBEB0x 4 роки тому +2

      He’s hot

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 4 роки тому +1545

    As a college student, I feel the need to mention that “Jungle Juice” is a very general term for sweet fruity alcoholic punches which are mixed by the people serving it, typically in large quantities at a party or something. It doesn’t need any particular type of alcohol or mixer, and you never know how strong it is. In fact, it’s common knowledge in the states that you should *never* drink Juice Juice at a college party, because it’s so sweet that you can get unimaginably wasted, very quickly without even realizing how strong the drinks are that you’re throwing back like lemonade. I mean, few college students actually *follow* this advice, but even most school administrations ensure that this is common knowledge during Orientation Weekend

    • @AyaNyx616
      @AyaNyx616 4 роки тому +31

      Truth went to my first frat party and had Everclear punch couldn’t taste the alcohol got extremely drunk for the first time in my life ended up sleeping on the floor of my dorm and woke up feeling like death....I didn’t fall down or lose what was in my stomach so I’m proud of myself 😂😅

    • @diginc
      @diginc 4 роки тому +1

      I love you lol

    • @SarahNathanielOber
      @SarahNathanielOber 4 роки тому +29

      Lol. Where I come from, it’s not jungle juice if it’s not mixed and served in a gigantic cooler. Definitely not sanitary. But neither are the things you’re doing after a few solo cups full. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 4 роки тому +2

      I wonder if they'll go over that for my orientation weekend, which it this weekend

    • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
      @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 4 роки тому

      mkg 21 honestly, lmk if they do, I’m curious

  • @camdenmogote1737
    @camdenmogote1737 4 роки тому +13

    “I really don’t like this!”
    Drinks more

  • @sinkingboat.8555
    @sinkingboat.8555 4 роки тому +1

    This is why I love Irish people, they have the greatest humor!

  • @yelly11
    @yelly11 5 років тому +1286

    2:55 he literally changed his skin tone I'm amazed

  • @AnyWhoAlly
    @AnyWhoAlly 4 роки тому +1717

    "Don't swallow. DON'T SPIT. Swallow!" Lmaooooo

    • @enzo1107
      @enzo1107 4 роки тому +34

      That's what she said
      (No, wait-)

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 4 роки тому +23

      I laughed way too loud at this part considering how thin the walls in my apartment are and what time it is 😂😂😂

    • @MaryWimpey
      @MaryWimpey 4 роки тому +14

      you can see the exact second she knows the drink isn't going down 😂

    • @HaletheHero
      @HaletheHero 4 роки тому +9

      what is that man's name, we need to give him all the attention for that wonderful comment.

    • @Alpen83
      @Alpen83 3 роки тому +2

      @@HaletheHero His name is Dónal Sharpson. He's full of wonderful comments. lol

  • @viper_7712
    @viper_7712 4 роки тому +2

    how many times have i rewatched this

  • @WraythSkitzofrenik
    @WraythSkitzofrenik 2 роки тому +1

    Paddy saying "lovely" makes my heart happy.

  • @dovakeen1179
    @dovakeen1179 4 роки тому +1888

    "Don't swallow, DON'T SPIT! SWALLOW" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thunor93
      @Thunor93 4 роки тому +23

      Lmao my favorite part of the video lol

    • @thomasbillington_1
      @thomasbillington_1 4 роки тому +9

      That’s was terrible 😂

    • @longeloe
      @longeloe 4 роки тому +13

      3:21 So we all can just replay that part over and over again... Because I know I can't be the only one! Hahahaha

    • @jamesd4923
      @jamesd4923 4 роки тому +7

      Total blowout couldn't handle the load

    • @zaramichelle4613
      @zaramichelle4613 4 роки тому +2

      And then she proceeded to spallow

  • @jadanelson1975
    @jadanelson1975 4 роки тому +820

    *touches throat*
    “I can’t feel my ASPARAGUS!”

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 роки тому +13

      Jada Nelson...NO! It's ASOPHOGALUS!...DUUUUUH! 🤣

    • @ambrosiacanelo9014
      @ambrosiacanelo9014 4 роки тому +2

      Meanwhile the guy next to her is just living it up

    • @AriKing90
      @AriKing90 4 роки тому

      Jada Nelson i died laughing hahahaha

    • @bleh5078
      @bleh5078 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHA

    • @regulargirl8367
      @regulargirl8367 4 роки тому

      666 wasn’t it you’re welcome 🙌🏾

  • @ashleybullard9919
    @ashleybullard9919 3 роки тому +3

    When he starts singing “I’m every woman” I lost it! Lmao that was gold!

  • @youmatterbanana8965
    @youmatterbanana8965 4 роки тому +50

    American: “ugh this is so strong”
    Irish: “wow this is nice, I would drink this with my breakfast”

    • @saveriocavasin8029
      @saveriocavasin8029 4 роки тому +6

      Did anyone on the face of the earth ever called a long-island, strong? Because unless the person who made it was terrible as a bartender, you will never taste any alcohol in those

    • @echothegekko4353
      @echothegekko4353 4 роки тому +2

      @@saveriocavasin8029 I tried a long island ice tea at a japanese place. My aunt wanted my thoughts on it. Tasted like straight alcohol. Idk if she asked to make it stronger but it was just a big glass of booze. Wasnt a great time 😂

    • @rich7447
      @rich7447 3 роки тому

      @@echothegekko4353 Then you didn't have a Long Island. Long Island Iced Tea doesn't have much of a taste of alcohol at all. This usually leads to falling over immediately after standing up.

    • @echothegekko4353
      @echothegekko4353 3 роки тому

      @@rich7447 nah like it looked exactly like one and tasted like it, just with wayyyy to much liquor in it

    • @crypandora66
      @crypandora66 3 роки тому

      @@echothegekko4353 yesss man lmao the worstttt. It's just like sipping a tall glass of alcohol on ice when it's made too strong. They didn't even taste like anything else other than alcohol. So disappointing

  • @emma.stallings
    @emma.stallings 6 років тому +2953

    "I don't like it, I really don't like it!"
    *takes another drink*

  • @ffionwilliams5817
    @ffionwilliams5817 6 років тому +3721

    Hahahaha "I can't feel my asparagus,"

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 6 років тому +182

      "No, wait. 'Esophalos.'" 😆

    • @orlaithmeehan9940
      @orlaithmeehan9940 6 років тому

      lazyperfectionist1 what does that mean?? Hahaha

    • @journeyinspirit
      @journeyinspirit 6 років тому +27

      Lmao asparagus is a food and I love it. She meant to say esophagus

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 6 років тому +27

      +Oriaith Meehan Esophalos was an ancient Greek scholar of digestion. 😈

    • @eatdatcupcake4453
      @eatdatcupcake4453 6 років тому +2

      ffion williams its from my
      DICK THAT WENT DOWN IT😏

  • @steph1235
    @steph1235 4 роки тому +5

    “I actually can’t feel my Asparagus..” MY *ASPARAGUS* LMAO

  • @keyserkuchiki1847
    @keyserkuchiki1847 4 роки тому +4

    “I actually cant feel my asparagus” most iconic quote 2020

  • @--MISFIT
    @--MISFIT 4 роки тому +793

    “It tastes like nothingness.” That’s the point. 😂 You keep drinking more and you finally realise it’s power when you stand up bro.

    • @shiaseedsalad2726
      @shiaseedsalad2726 4 роки тому +17

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @brandongambino7740
      @brandongambino7740 3 роки тому +1

      Realize*

    • @isla4471
      @isla4471 3 роки тому +7

      Brandon Gambino theres an american spelling and a british/irish spelling

    • @elthepuglover
      @elthepuglover 3 роки тому +8

      @@brandongambino7740 some countries spell it realise, some spell it realize.

    • @afenismama
      @afenismama 3 роки тому

      Rum punch does this to me lol

  • @justinyang6521
    @justinyang6521 4 роки тому +781

    That one dude mixing all the drinks is a whole mood.

    • @ambrosiacanelo9014
      @ambrosiacanelo9014 4 роки тому +6

      In the black with the black hat? He's my fav in this video

    • @renatanarasia6046
      @renatanarasia6046 4 роки тому +1

      Ahahahhahahaha i wanna be his drinking buddy

  • @jennocontreras623
    @jennocontreras623 4 роки тому +1

    These Irish peeps seem fun to be around with at a houseparty! 🤗

  • @lukebrehm1986
    @lukebrehm1986 4 роки тому +3

    The noise she made at 3:29, is the noise I made inside when she said her asophagus, was an asparagus. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KarinaRodriguez-ij5zb
    @KarinaRodriguez-ij5zb 4 роки тому +1165

    1:41 When he started singing Zombie he instantly became my favorite person there

    • @parsalan7775
      @parsalan7775 4 роки тому +5

      Karina Rodriguez me and my fiancé do that all the time cracked me up!!

    • @prestonsamson3674
      @prestonsamson3674 4 роки тому +3

      Karina Rodriguez I still hate that damn song.

    • @xnixrixx390
      @xnixrixx390 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @remingtonfault272
      @remingtonfault272 4 роки тому +1

      Karina Rodriguez sane here

    • @dreamwish286
      @dreamwish286 4 роки тому +4

      what’s in your head
      In your head
      Zombie, zombie, zombie

  • @densedom4849
    @densedom4849 4 роки тому +1351

    Irish women: "I could have this every day for breakfast wIth tOasT"
    Me: ._. Wot

  • @SixFeetUndr101
    @SixFeetUndr101 2 роки тому +1

    Shannon has the nicest smile!

  • @michaelgreene4816
    @michaelgreene4816 4 роки тому

    I needed this video right now. RIP Dolores.

  • @carliemarie3604
    @carliemarie3604 4 роки тому +1127

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus “😂😂

  • @Diannacoo
    @Diannacoo 4 роки тому +965

    "It burns like you're tasting Satan's piss"
    I'm sure I died laughing and came back. Epic.

    • @chrystalsnyder2350
      @chrystalsnyder2350 4 роки тому

      Did you ude Satan's piss to come back?

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 4 роки тому

      Has to be a Dublin kid. North side, I'm guessing.

    • @Diannacoo
      @Diannacoo 4 роки тому

      @@chrystalsnyder2350 yeah, pretty much.

  • @i.h.7268
    @i.h.7268 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the laughs!

  • @rattmann36863
    @rattmann36863 4 роки тому

    Old American dude here. Love to listen to the conversation. Love the accent, which I know you guys don't hear.

  • @GINGERALER
    @GINGERALER 6 років тому +2429

    Irish people try water for the the first time.

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 5 років тому +10

      GINGERALER family guy says theres a bar in ireland called wifey mcbeaties!!!

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 5 років тому +6

      RACISM!

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 5 років тому +57

      @@millsykooksy4863 stereotypes are not racism, I highly suggest you invest in a dictionary.

    • @WacoBurning
      @WacoBurning 5 років тому +5

      So then by that logic if someone said black people love fried chicken and watermelon = not racism?!? Although I will admit the original comment made me laugh.

    • @DontBeezHater
      @DontBeezHater 5 років тому +20

      WacoBurning No, that’s not racism. It’s stereotyping. (A weird stereotype since lots of people like fried chicken and watermelon…not just black people)

  • @paytonclawson1968
    @paytonclawson1968 4 роки тому +386

    “I can feel it in my asparagus” is iconic

  • @sharpiejo323
    @sharpiejo323 3 роки тому +1

    the grey and blonde couple really are just vibing

  • @femmefuntime
    @femmefuntime 4 роки тому +6

    Pan galactic gargle blasters, makes you feel like you’ve been hit in the head with a lemon wrapped around a gold brick

  • @cursedsmile9322
    @cursedsmile9322 4 роки тому +895

    I love how they just get progressively drunk

    • @zachh.9855
      @zachh.9855 4 роки тому +8

      CursedSmile yeah that’s kinda what happens when you drink alcohol

    • @wraein
      @wraein 4 роки тому +1

      I would love to like this comment but you’re at 666 likes and I refuse to be the one to ruin that

  • @auntjemima1054
    @auntjemima1054 5 років тому +2366

    I actually can’t feel my asparagus, no wait nasofilulalis? 3:08

    • @queenalla12
      @queenalla12 5 років тому +21

      💀💀💀💀

    • @aliyah7148
      @aliyah7148 5 років тому +48

      Yeah she’s getting f’d up 😂

    • @lindseylawrence7192
      @lindseylawrence7192 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alexxhristova
      @alexxhristova 5 років тому +7

      i'm still laughing at this ! xD

    • @amarie2493
      @amarie2493 5 років тому +11

      I've been laughing at this one line for a good 5 mins 😭😭💀

  • @markrichards6863
    @markrichards6863 5 місяців тому

    That was hilarious. I don't drink any more, but I used to love Long Island Iced Tea. I glad they liked it. When I was 11, my father taught me to make whiskey sours, his favorite drink to serve guests, especially Aunt Pauline who used them to wash down her lorazepam. We were very dysfunctional, but fun. Mixing cocktails is a great art form.

  • @srschriver
    @srschriver 4 роки тому

    Such a proud drinking culture. Nothing like seeing an Irishman savor the first sip off the top of his freshly poured pint...

  • @breannaott6103
    @breannaott6103 5 років тому +1980

    As someone in college that’s not REAL jungle juice

    • @joshuavegerano6414
      @joshuavegerano6414 5 років тому +46

      Breanna Ott where is the Tampico?!

    • @Kaydeebee-2106
      @Kaydeebee-2106 5 років тому +6

      Exactly.

    • @6c2a3r1
      @6c2a3r1 5 років тому +79

      It’s not Jungle Juice if they haven’t put NyQuil in it lmao 😂

    • @amberfraser1717
      @amberfraser1717 5 років тому +113

      Not jungle juice if it isn’t poured from a lined trash can or tub 😂

    • @Kaydeebee-2106
      @Kaydeebee-2106 5 років тому +36

      @@amberfraser1717 Or straight from a cooler. 😂

  • @kieraegan7095
    @kieraegan7095 5 років тому +643

    "It's like when there's a beautiful girl at the bar, and you're like 'ohmygosh she's so gorgeous, why is no one talking to her?'--"
    "BUT SHE TASTES HORRIBLE"
    dead

  • @mommamia9948
    @mommamia9948 4 роки тому +1

    I love their accents 🥰

  • @OculusQuestFun
    @OculusQuestFun 4 роки тому

    This was great. Cheers

  • @marinno4943
    @marinno4943 5 років тому +1044

    It tastes like pain and black licorice like my childhood

    • @pxn748
      @pxn748 5 років тому

      I think he said paint.

    • @danielm5535
      @danielm5535 5 років тому +9

      Definitely said pain.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 5 років тому

      What is it that everybody hates either liquorice, peanut butter or both? And none of the Irish people can handle their booze?

    • @MiraMira-en4by
      @MiraMira-en4by 4 роки тому

      He had a messed up childhood XD

    • @mistciara
      @mistciara 4 роки тому

      He said this as I read this and it was amazing

  • @IslaSkye123
    @IslaSkye123 6 років тому +446

    "Let the Bitch bite you." 😂

    • @KlaraMcDonnell
      @KlaraMcDonnell 6 років тому +15

      I don't even remember saying that but watching this - I must have :P

    • @bleu_ace1200
      @bleu_ace1200 6 років тому +7

      Best response when someone thinks jungle juice is a bitch drink. That shit will fuck you up. The alcohol content in a jungle juice mix can last in someone's system two or three days after drinking it.

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 6 років тому +13

      is there an actual recipe for jungle juice? in my college days it was just whatever fruit juice you had laying around, dumped in a cooler with a bottle of vodka.

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 6 років тому +2

      There has to be more than bitch ass vodka in it lol it's a mix of several alcohols and then whatever juice you have to mask the fact that you're about to make so many mistakes.

    • @kimberlyw3416
      @kimberlyw3416 6 років тому

      I'm almost positive the only jungle juice I've ever had was made with Everclear. Random fruits, Hawaiian Punch, maybe Pineapple juice and Everclear all poured into a cooler over like, 30lbs of ice

  • @Unpopularmuffin
    @Unpopularmuffin 3 роки тому +2

    “I can feel it in my asparagus” 😂🤣😂

  • @Werewindle
    @Werewindle 3 роки тому

    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...

  • @enochroot9438
    @enochroot9438 6 років тому +1972

    Tomorrows video: Irish people try the worlds best hangover cures

    • @thejerg
      @thejerg 6 років тому +23

      Round 2(since they already did that one)

    • @gregjohns5235
      @gregjohns5235 6 років тому +10

      Enoch Root In my experience I've found that the best hangover cure is more alcohol. You can't get hungover if you're never sober.

    • @younoobroflmao
      @younoobroflmao 6 років тому +8

      A Bloody Mary and some menudo is an amazing hangover cure.

    • @fr2ncm9
      @fr2ncm9 6 років тому +2

      I've found lots of water and B vitamins really help, but, if you wait till the next day, it won't work.

    • @boomstick900
      @boomstick900 6 років тому

      tomorrow night maybe

  • @jessikuhh6861
    @jessikuhh6861 6 років тому +444

    " smells like pain and black licorice. Like my childhood "

  • @calired7090
    @calired7090 4 роки тому

    Didn’t know I needed this video in my life 😂🤣

  • @tayloradams3256
    @tayloradams3256 4 роки тому +18

    Guy: It’s like when you see a beautiful woman in the bar and you’re wondering why no one is talking to her. Girl: because she tastes horrible 🤣

  • @tacitakoe5004
    @tacitakoe5004 4 роки тому +779

    Everything else: "You wouldn't even know this was an Alcohol."
    Aunt Roberta: *DEATH INCARNATE!!!*

    • @Seekarr
      @Seekarr 4 роки тому +6

      Actually sounds really good to me. Like Absinthe in a martini, I love absinthe and I love straight martinis (not the fruity sugary fake ones they drink in the UK, though. Those are gross)

    • @alexandratorres8592
      @alexandratorres8592 2 роки тому

      Her spit take on the aunt Roberta was the best 😆🤣😂

  • @bluelagoon1980
    @bluelagoon1980 6 років тому +726

    I love how the color of Paddy's face matched the drink he was dying over.

    • @rainyday4970
      @rainyday4970 6 років тому

      XD

    • @psx2rulz2
      @psx2rulz2 6 років тому +4

      i knew i would come to the comments and find what i was looking for, lol

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 6 років тому +17

      Not just that, but it even happens to people who have a lot of Scots-Irish ancestry but are themselves several generations removed. I can't drink at all. Half a glass of wine and I look *and feel* like I'm sunburned. Not fun.

    • @akagamenokyla1042
      @akagamenokyla1042 6 років тому +1

      Amanda S same.

  • @brentgambrell
    @brentgambrell 3 роки тому

    I LOVED THIS!!!

  • @XiAdu2
    @XiAdu2 2 роки тому +1

    Now this was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣

  • @cynthia.c
    @cynthia.c 5 років тому +497

    as a college student, true jungle juice is served in a plastic cup and is made is a giant tub

    • @Jackk82
      @Jackk82 5 років тому +3

      In Poland it's callaed Kociołek Panoramiksa - Panoramix cauldron.

    • @WellenDowd
      @WellenDowd 5 років тому +3

      cynthia We used a brand new kiddie pool.

    • @wecontrolthevideo
      @wecontrolthevideo 5 років тому +4

      We had a M*A*S*H party, and used a brand new plastic garbage can and filled it up.

    • @offroad914
      @offroad914 4 роки тому

      No dear, that's children you are thinking of

    • @POWER-LINKS
      @POWER-LINKS 4 роки тому

      Concrete Mix

  • @alexiskustka6565
    @alexiskustka6565 5 років тому +865

    I CANT FEEL MY ASPARAGUS
    ..... ASOPHIGIGUS

    • @nicoleabrenica
      @nicoleabrenica 5 років тому +10

      Alexis DaMemer esophagus...?

    • @braap_mobile8993
      @braap_mobile8993 5 років тому +6

      nicole abrenica r/whoooooosh

    • @nicoleabrenica
      @nicoleabrenica 5 років тому

      Braap _Mobile it's why I put a question mark... I can't tell if they misspelled it on purpose or not.

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie 5 років тому

      @@nicoleabrenica it's an actual quote from the video. 3:05-3:15

  • @goatitisful
    @goatitisful 2 роки тому

    "I can't feel my asparagus." Is a great quote. 1 of my new favorite quotes of all time

  • @juss2cute
    @juss2cute 4 роки тому +3

    “Smells like pain and black licorice” wonderful

  • @prkrcore
    @prkrcore 5 років тому +324

    "I actually can't feel my asparagus"

  • @Veejay9988
    @Veejay9988 4 роки тому +132

    when she took the ice out with her hands, i felt that

  • @shadeie6395
    @shadeie6395 4 роки тому +1

    3:09 "I actually can't feel my asparagus.......no wait... my asofallis"
    That murdered me!☠☠☠

  • @kevinalv1752
    @kevinalv1752 4 роки тому

    Me, a 18 year old getting this in my recommended. Watching with great admiration. Thank you UA-cam

  • @BurningFreesias
    @BurningFreesias 6 років тому +844

    They paired up the best people for this one.

    • @kbaca9415
      @kbaca9415 5 років тому

      Needed Dermot & Irish Jesus ;-)

  • @TJtbh45
    @TJtbh45 4 роки тому +230

    "It kinda of tastes like a washing machine"
    That line really got me LMAO

  • @delyth1001
    @delyth1001 3 роки тому +1

    I found it hilarious two of these are my favourite cocktails. Also I would love a longer island iced tea 🤣😂

  • @Bluejulius
    @Bluejulius 4 роки тому

    Her taking out the ice is my life mood.

  • @RayneBeauRhode
    @RayneBeauRhode 6 років тому +423

    This entire channel could be "Irish People Get Drunk" and I'd still be subscribed.

    • @volo1826
      @volo1826 6 років тому

      The Miss Katana that would be redundant

    • @TheBonzomatic
      @TheBonzomatic 6 років тому +1

      I think that's all the channel should be. The ones where they drink are always the best ones.

    • @ABsolutly-st2mh
      @ABsolutly-st2mh 6 років тому +1

      I wouldnt be, they are super annoying people who cant handle a sip of booze

    • @Leon-wz1js
      @Leon-wz1js 5 років тому

      +TheBonzomatic I tend to think they amp up their reactions for entertainment value alone.

  • @clairemack223
    @clairemack223 6 років тому +1687

    "It smells like pain and black licorice... like my childhood." YUP, he's Irish! Lmfao

    • @zeusgrayson2765
      @zeusgrayson2765 6 років тому +4

      He is funny and reminds me of my self

    • @mrsuperguy2073
      @mrsuperguy2073 6 років тому +1

      I thought he said child, not childhood

    • @dudeman1983
      @dudeman1983 5 років тому +4

      And meanwhile, she's just gagging in the background.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 5 років тому +2

      He was sassy with that LOL

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 5 років тому +1

      That plus the girl taking the ice out made me have to jet to bathroom lol

  • @kaiyost7025
    @kaiyost7025 4 роки тому

    SHE SCOOPED THE ICE OUT WITH HER BARE HANDS THIS WOMAN IS MY IDOL