[Vinesauce] Joel - FMV Friday: Return To Zork ( Part 2 )
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
- And then Joel gets eaten by a grue.
Date streamed: 22 Dec , 2018
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@@MelodyOo Do course you!
"You're too depressed for comedy."
Same.
*dies of depression*
I was relieved when he said he was going to follow a walkthrough. Turns out he's a damn liar.
"Hey Billy! What's your favorite part of Joel's stream?" "Oh, I like the part where he talks about people having ham and butter in the fridge for a looooong time!"
ah a person* of culture I see
Elizabeth Cole
“He talked so long his meat started to rot”
Nice Game Grumps reference.
Just in time, was about to give up on finding something to watch when this went up
Cliffs of Depression, I didn't know they included my whole life in that game.
you're too depressed for comedy
10:38 Oh, hey, a reference to that one game the Parappa the Rapper character designer made. Neat
1:27:07
I can't believe Joel literally found bootleg Ricardo Milos
Really shows you the maturity level of joel when he loses his shit muttering the words "poopoo" and "Peepee" lmao
Joel, having groceries in your home is a fairly recent habit. Prior to the 1950's, people really did go shopping every single time they cooked, due to not having a million dollars for an icebox. It's tradition!
This is what I was waiting for. Now, to kick back, watch Return to Zork and sip some rye.
I still don't know how joe can make any progress in this game with a attention span of a 7 years on coke.
24:25 = Doug Benson's whole act
Joel just loves Boos because it reminds him of himself.
happy holidays people have fun be safe
Joel, the irony in Irony Soap is that regular soap evaporates with continuous use.
In regards to your rant about people not doing huge grocery trips; having worked as a grocery clerk, there's 3 main reasons for it. (I'm just as baffled by it, but I'm playing devil's advocate here)
1) It's easier for them to stop in and grab dinner after work cuz they're too tired/not organized enough for a big trip.
2) Sometimes they want their ingredients "as fresh as possible" (to quote one of our regulars). Makes more sense for some of the perishables like meat and tomatoes etc.
3) This is actually the most common one, but a lot of the customers just get lonely! It's not much, but it consistently gets them out of the house and talking to people. (or at least the cashiers)
Anyway, vultures are cool.
the first time he "clicked " left, he didn't click it lol
Joel got like nothing done this episode lmao
So no completion...?
9:02, I can do anything!
Chaos chaos
1:05:29 The pH level of vulture stomach acid is 1.0, which is stronger than car battery acid and 100 times stronger than human gastric acid. They are effectively immune to botulism, cholera, and anthrax. This is good for the environment because they mitigate that shit from infecting other animals.
Some birds, including turkey vultures, void their bowels unto their legs both to eradicate bacteria and to cool themselves down because they can't sweat. Birds expel urine and feces simultaneously due to the setup they've got down there.
I was hoping for a second part seeing how the first one was really fun to watch and I wasn't disappointed at all. I've been playing this game lately too and I can't help but find this game charming despite how cruel it is because of how wacky the game is and to be fair, it isn't lacking in term of atmosphere and good music. I wonder if Joel mentioned whether he was completely done with the game or if he was going to return to it. The bog is that sort of place that's tailor-made to intimidate players (unless someone skips it with the aid of a walkthrough or knowledge of how to cross the Whispering Woods) and some of it's mechanics are a bit odd if not outright wonky.
I love how joel was trying to save face about the fridge argument and how you can't stock it if you live on a budget or barely live over the poverty line.
I've had lowpoints like that where i'd go to the market to get one loaf because i had margarine at home and try to use it all with bread. And even when i wasn't at that points of my life, i always buy one of each things than having to stock it with 5 cardboards of milk or dozen of ham or cheese piles because it keeps me conscientious about how much I eat.
And there were situations where i'd stock a fridge so much, some of the food would rot or get moldy because I never could get the item to eat next.
59:00 The more stuff you put in the fridge, the less effective it is at fridging. Food will start to go bad if you overstock it
You are a Jojo, so, all that you can do in the comedy club is a *_STAND up!_* Hmhmhm...
"Get the fuck outta here." ~ Joel to unfunny chat.
the whole onion and fridge story xD LMAO then the meat rots cause he was talking about it for so long
i'm a fellow onion man myself and i laughed my ass off at that.
the reason i do it is because i hate throwing away food. so i don't buy more than i know that i'll eat. if i can help it.
so i go to the grocery shop for an hour walk , i get one apple and then i'm done for the day.
Vultures are my spirit animal
'course ya do!
39:49 Want Some Rye?
Joel gave a chrimbo present thank you daddy joetles
Depression is a comedy superpower. Too depressed for comedy my ass.
For one onion
The Pavane of Ginggledoof
When are you gonna continue this?
I want him to make a part 3 so bad
Still waiting :/... Has Joel actually said anything about this?
Joe Kenyon I know man I want him to continue this so bad
Bro
you have to sprinkle the fairy powder on the meat.
I have Bulleit Rye. Want some? Of course you do.
"Guys its christmas!" *Uploaded on Dec 22* The hell?
It was streamed on 23rd of December which is the day before chirstmas i guess.
Joel made a mistake.
this is definitely my favorite fmv game hes played. its so stupid and picky
When in doubt, throw meat.
I'm getting Harvester flashbacks
kloown
Stab
The
Dogge
GO AWEY
Am I the only one who does Joel's... Uh... Impression voice like daily for everyday things? Example: Oh NoEs ThE mOnStEr GoT hIm, OoH, sCaRy!¡! When playing like, anything with something similar. Or sometimes I just put stupid sentences into that voice
definitely not, i do that too o.o
I wish I could. I wish so bad. My voice just isn't made to be capable for it.
did he ever finished the game ? I can't find part 3, blind ?
Just the way the audience likes it :p
Return to Zork 2: The Zorkaning
Electric Zorkaloo
Joel u shud do bonding plant.
46:00
The mice had a disease that you caught if you carried them without the box. Feed the mice to the vultures. Just a thought to try.
When Joel plays these games i like to imagine that he's the actual adventurer and instead of chat he has voices in his head telling him bad ideas.
"Kill the dog... Kill the dog..."
1:27:05 its fucking Ricardo
new meme : drinking uncle joebbel under the table
Smoko Doggo
DISGUSTANG!!!
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