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[Vinesauce] Joel - FMV Friday: Return To Zork ( Part 1 )

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2018
  • And then Joel gets eaten by a grue.
    Date streamed: 15 Dec , 2018
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 152

  • @MetalDeeds
    @MetalDeeds 5 років тому +139

    Want some rye?
    Course ya do!

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 4 роки тому +7

    The quiz question Mrs. Peepers asks is copy protection. You have to look in the manual. The days of the week in Zork are:
    Sand Day
    Mud Day
    Grues Day
    Wands Day
    Birthday
    Frob Day
    Star Day

  • @WilliamStoneContentZone
    @WilliamStoneContentZone 5 років тому +53

    It’s actually only “Frankenstein” if it’s created in the Frankenstein region of France. Otherwise, it’s a sparkling monster.

  • @poshiblitz
    @poshiblitz 5 років тому +80

    Want to die?
    Course I do
    *drinks 12 bottles of rye

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 5 років тому +3

      me irl

    • @poshiblitz
      @poshiblitz 5 років тому +2

      @League Painter Not to mention the best anime hero since Thanos

  • @gotest231
    @gotest231 5 років тому +45

    Thank you Joel, for listening to me and lighting a match.

  • @Hitlerchronicles
    @Hitlerchronicles 5 років тому +16

    I replicated the rye scene last night with my 55 year old friend, got a bottle of rye and after every shot "WANT SOME RYE?! COURSE YOU DO!" Needless to say i am feeling like the living dead now, woke up on the floor, Rye is LETHAL... If you cant handle whiskey, don't touch rye.

  • @driftercarbon
    @driftercarbon 5 років тому +30

    Joel, remember in Down Under Dan when Dan says "The ASPCA will hear of this." when you try to hurt an animal the game's not currently telling you to hurt? Well instead of the ASPCA it's the ZSPCA cause you're in Zork.

  • @laughtrack686
    @laughtrack686 5 років тому +32

    Want some rye?
    COURSE YOU DO!

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 5 років тому +31

    you know its a good game when you see this 4:08

  • @JrJreet
    @JrJreet 5 років тому +25

    Inn of Isenough = Enough is enough?

  • @Beelze_Bubbles
    @Beelze_Bubbles 5 років тому +5

    Here’s to us! Who’s like us? Damn few. And they’re all dead! *passes out drunk*

  • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
    @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 5 років тому +55

    So... I guess this FMV point and click makes it official: Down Under Dan had the same fate as Cubivore... bye bye friendo, rest in pieces

    • @StormDatIsApproaching
      @StormDatIsApproaching 5 років тому +2

      innewyorkimillyrock Check out Panoots. He finished it

    • @shorthawk
      @shorthawk 5 років тому +8

      I watched Panoots play that game in its entirety, and trust me, a huge portion of it is an absolute slog because of the underground labyrinth bits.

    • @shorthawk
      @shorthawk 5 років тому +2

      @@WetDogSquad don't know why google sent me a notification for this message because I wasn't directly being replied to... Either way Cubivore is an old GameCube game that Joel played but never finished

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 4 роки тому

      Hope you like it down under........Dan

  • @DDOG-
    @DDOG- 5 років тому +32

    W A N T S O M E R Y E ?

  • @user-ur5eg3bl1q
    @user-ur5eg3bl1q 5 років тому +101

    _Gimme a drink, bartender!_

    • @MetalDeeds
      @MetalDeeds 5 років тому +11

      Only drink you're getting is rye.

    • @KaigaiKitsune
      @KaigaiKitsune 5 років тому +26

      *FWOOOOSH*
      *Glass falls and breaks*

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 років тому +4

      Gimme a drink!

    • @icychill105
      @icychill105 5 років тому +1

      who are you? your at the top of the comment section of almost every video i watch.

    • @laggykun4602
      @laggykun4602 5 років тому

      ಠ_ಠ

  • @PropagandaHour
    @PropagandaHour 5 років тому +16

    KOURSE YADOO

  • @siegfriedhiryu4660
    @siegfriedhiryu4660 5 років тому +9

    The Sweepstakes Winner Man clearly played Down Under Dan as well.

  • @yoteawhirl1987
    @yoteawhirl1987 5 років тому +7

    FMV fridays is my fave

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 5 років тому +14

    Here's the Zork months
    Estuary, Frobuary, Arch, Oracle, Mage, Jam, Jelly, Augur, Suspender, Ottobur, Mumberbur and Dismembur.

    • @jordangiles9222
      @jordangiles9222 5 років тому +3

      I don't know if you're being serious, never played this, but I got a good chuckle out of this. Thanks m8

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 5 років тому +5

      I'm serious! XD
      Zork has a tongue-in-cheek writing style (if you couldn't tell). For instance their king is called Lord Dimwit Flathead@@jordangiles9222

    • @pkfirematt
      @pkfirematt 5 років тому +1

      you...
      you forgot the *R* *Y* *E*

    • @treattrick8991
      @treattrick8991 5 років тому

      @@bloodrunsclear nope

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 5 років тому +1

      @@treattrick8991 Yes...?
      Look it up!

  • @FrostyFin
    @FrostyFin 5 років тому +10

    Put some rye in the pipe and SMONK
    Ooooooooo yiss

  • @Blue2x2x
    @Blue2x2x 5 років тому +5

    **Throw a rock at a vulture**
    Game: "Noice"
    **Pass mice to the teacher**
    Game: "I'm telling SPCA on you"

  • @GamayObera
    @GamayObera 5 років тому +22

    This game was *made* on *MADE,* literally.

  • @Waterlemonish
    @Waterlemonish 5 років тому +20

    Imagine actually drinking scotch.
    ~This comment was made by Rye Gang~

  • @Jax49
    @Jax49 5 років тому +2

    Ms. Peepers song is variation of Jeopady! ..... im not kidding

  • @bigsistercamilla9808
    @bigsistercamilla9808 5 років тому +27

    I thought this game was some weird fever dream I had.

  • @braxtondavis7276
    @braxtondavis7276 5 років тому +10

    My name’s Not-Shane, kid

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 5 років тому +3

    1:47:34 I finally got the story for my Joel fangame.

  • @slayer7160
    @slayer7160 5 років тому +12

    I would really like a full play threw, just like down under dan!

    • @Thedailygrind90
      @Thedailygrind90 5 років тому

      Normallyboring did he ever finish down under dan.

  • @Basomga
    @Basomga 5 років тому +2

    ~ 2:05:20 My mom did buy them cds too back then. I'm Brazilian. She still listens to those songs lol

  • @dionsandy935
    @dionsandy935 5 років тому +5

    48:43 - 49:24. Facts...

  • @John-yh5yk
    @John-yh5yk 5 років тому +2

    45:11 That's literally exactly what I thought to myself.
    If this is anything like Harvester, this gon' be good.

  • @KamiyaKun69
    @KamiyaKun69 5 років тому +2

    Rye man for president.

  • @ZXL000
    @ZXL000 5 років тому +1

    57:53
    Oh dear Lord in heaven !
    This made me laugh more than I should have at 3:57 AM

  • @BIG_CLARKY
    @BIG_CLARKY 5 років тому +4

    Who's like us!

  • @SailorRoseRed
    @SailorRoseRed 9 місяців тому

    "want some rye? Course you do."

  • @FrostyFin
    @FrostyFin 5 років тому +3

    Dood give me some iDose of that sweet RYE.

  • @MavelDraconia
    @MavelDraconia 5 років тому +1

    It looks like that you've cought the sweet sweet cold.
    Well, i hope you can recover as fast as you can!
    I feel ya man.

  • @AlexyoTheFirst
    @AlexyoTheFirst 5 років тому +18

    I got a question for you...
    *DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A GLASS OF RYE?*

    • @shorthawk
      @shorthawk 5 років тому

      OF COUIRSE YA DO

  • @shannonharvey8300
    @shannonharvey8300 3 роки тому +1

    My favorite moments:
    47:46 pop quiz
    1:09:30 Drinking session

  • @TheHylianJuggalo
    @TheHylianJuggalo 5 років тому +10

    Joel my man, you GOTTA do Grand Inquisitor in full. It's a game made for someone like you. :)

    • @Workman743
      @Workman743 5 років тому +3

      *Who is the boss of you!?*

    • @TheHylianJuggalo
      @TheHylianJuggalo 5 років тому +3

      @@Workman743 *Me! I am the boss of you!*

    • @Workman743
      @Workman743 5 років тому +3

      @@TheHylianJuggalo Shun everything! And then, shun shunning!

  • @zorochii
    @zorochii 5 років тому +2

    Can you ask Jon St. John to dub you Joel?
    "I'm dookie nookie, poo poo pee pee diarrhea".

  • @inarifox3113
    @inarifox3113 5 років тому +1

    2:03:27 The Crystals of Gingledoof trailer 2

  • @Ivorytheblackdragon
    @Ivorytheblackdragon 5 років тому +1

    40:36 "STOP IT!!"

  • @Postaldude__
    @Postaldude__ Рік тому

    Hahahaha i love how shocked joel is at the old guy just toasting xD

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +1

    hell yeah!!!

  • @matthewjc6440
    @matthewjc6440 5 років тому +1

    Joel's zork advanced rye version

  • @tigertoxins584
    @tigertoxins584 5 років тому

    I like how joel kills the mayor but refuses to kill the teacher and instantly dies from a test.

  • @GoogleSuckMyCockk
    @GoogleSuckMyCockk 5 років тому

    George Zamfir used to be helluva popular in the late 90s. Can prove it and had one of those panflute CDs

  • @Mario583a
    @Mario583a 2 роки тому

    Joel never got to finish his Rye...

  • @omarr.4428
    @omarr.4428 5 років тому +2

    Now I want to explore lighthouses in my town in search for sex dungeons.

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 5 років тому +1

    Did Joel not notice that Ms. Peepers's theme is a copyright skirt of the Jeopardy theme?

  • @ThatLamarioGuyShow.
    @ThatLamarioGuyShow. 5 років тому

    26:18 swoosh.wav Was used a lot back in the day....

  • @kirayoshikage8595
    @kirayoshikage8595 5 років тому +1

    The keeper knew to much he had to be taken care of I would have done the same thing .chew chew

  • @matthewklotzbach4855
    @matthewklotzbach4855 5 років тому

    He should do more games like this. Example being Plasmagoria 2.

  • @mr80s81
    @mr80s81 5 років тому +4

    You should try spaghetti on pizza joel

    • @yahyamusseb
      @yahyamusseb 5 років тому

      I tried some back then its not that bad actually

  • @bruh-ez2gq
    @bruh-ez2gq 5 років тому +5

    My family was murdered with a dry piece of rye bread and that's why I don't like rye

    • @jakesommer3914
      @jakesommer3914 5 років тому +3

      you no ryeke it?

    • @TheXell
      @TheXell 5 років тому +1

      It's rough, it's coarse and it gets EVERYWHERE

  • @ElijahtheamazingGarcia
    @ElijahtheamazingGarcia 5 років тому

    "Alllright so"

  • @viscountalpha
    @viscountalpha 2 роки тому +1

    This wasn't made by sierra! Wtf Joel. This was infocom/activision.

  • @heck2
    @heck2 5 років тому

    I just got home from work and i heard my headset making noise so i put it on and I just hear ,"Okay guys, Have you ever fucked a pizza."

  • @viscountalpha
    @viscountalpha 2 роки тому

    Yeah, I don't think Joel ever finished this one. :(

  • @soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747
    @soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747 5 років тому +3

    Ssshh!... I can`t hear the game :p

  • @kazumakanjifreak3010
    @kazumakanjifreak3010 5 років тому

    Did you know: The name of the thief from the first game is Lucien.

  • @Obmelg
    @Obmelg 5 років тому

    Smergint poing hanko roningo pereping crading jest munung pagu seng

  • @ErikaOfTheWolves
    @ErikaOfTheWolves 5 років тому

    WAN' SOME RYE? 'COURSE YA DO!

  • @Jason97
    @Jason97 5 років тому +4

    I find it strange that no one is requesting you to play Postal 2. It's really a Joel kind of game.

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 5 років тому

      It crashes the closer you get to beating the game, until you get to the final day's boss, which is basically nothing but crashing straight to desktop.

    • @Jason97
      @Jason97 5 років тому

      I have never experienced that before and I play Postal 2 almost all the time. Maybe you have a bad download?

    • @taroturtle6943
      @taroturtle6943 5 років тому +1

      ​@@Jason97 He's probably referring to Apocalypse Weekend where crash does happen frequent. The normal game is pretty fine though

    • @Postaldude__
      @Postaldude__ 5 років тому

      Yeah, only apocalypse weekend has the final boss. It also recently (well, a while ago now but for such an old game its recent) got a new expansion which was pretty good, i do think Joel would like it

  • @symph2220
    @symph2220 5 років тому

    *A L R I G H T E R*

  • @urotrigger1607
    @urotrigger1607 5 років тому +11

    You didn't edit out in post...

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 5 років тому +6

      Too much Rye makes Swedish Jorgel forgets.

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 5 років тому

      "Thankfully, I already don't remember" ~ Swedish Demoman.

  • @blevins5682
    @blevins5682 5 років тому

    Zurg

  • @cpt.straginski
    @cpt.straginski 5 років тому +2

    pls beat zork on a dos madness jobel

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl 5 років тому +2

    Is this the mario movie

  • @nedasalijosius6191
    @nedasalijosius6191 5 років тому

    15% of the stream hes trying to kill boos

  • @matthewklotzbach4855
    @matthewklotzbach4855 5 років тому +2

    Are you going to do another FMV on Return to Zork?

  • @soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747
    @soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747 5 років тому +1

    SANVICH =3

  • @treattrick8991
    @treattrick8991 5 років тому

    too bad vinesauce doesnt have the full motion version where the still characters move

  • @torylva
    @torylva 5 років тому

    So, Joel. You should play Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. It seems like it would be right up your alley.

    • @basicallydrunk4040
      @basicallydrunk4040 5 років тому

      He tried it on stream once, got confused and said he'll return to it at a latert time. Don't exactly remember how long ago, I think a couple months ago?

    • @zonetropper
      @zonetropper 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/GZ8VN0GVZe8/v-deo.html

  • @xikitten734
    @xikitten734 5 років тому

    Noice

  • @Alectrode
    @Alectrode 5 років тому

    Whats that song at the beginning in the intro? I have always wanted to know.

  • @jesseaultman4903
    @jesseaultman4903 5 років тому

    vinejoelrye

  • @Sigurdur5
    @Sigurdur5 5 років тому

    Doubt you'll read this Joel, but check out Benoit Sauve's take on Some Skunk Funk and your view on recorders might take a 180.

  • @matsuretro
    @matsuretro 5 років тому

    ALL HAIL RAT JESUS.

  • @borjitasstoi
    @borjitasstoi 5 років тому

    melchor is that you? WTF

  • @memberofchat2825
    @memberofchat2825 5 років тому

    want some spicy memes?
    Course ya do!

  • @MrJibsIV
    @MrJibsIV 5 років тому

    Fuck yes, this game is the tits.

  • @zeroman0460
    @zeroman0460 5 років тому

    I swear, i will lock you into a cell, STOP IT. 40:31

  • @dreamEnd
    @dreamEnd 5 років тому

    whats with the gachimuchi blacksmith LOL

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 5 років тому +1

    1:03:05

  • @jacques4703
    @jacques4703 5 років тому +2

    This zork is not related to that other dark fantasy zork,right?

  • @tannerlewis2499
    @tannerlewis2499 5 років тому

    1:01:04

  • @frankrtwiw
    @frankrtwiw 5 років тому

    The music sounds wrong.

  • @Crazyreplay26
    @Crazyreplay26 5 років тому

    I made a Boos Mii so he can be in smash.
    I have a sad life
    jk

  • @cinderyblock5079
    @cinderyblock5079 5 років тому +2

    H

  • @Ohflipsnap
    @Ohflipsnap 5 років тому

    *8,888 views*

  • @DanielDeadpool
    @DanielDeadpool 5 років тому +1

    If this has nothing to do with the Zork from Yu-Gi-Oh, then I'll be seriously disappointed

  • @ruadeil_zabelin
    @ruadeil_zabelin 9 місяців тому

    47:58 Thats a terrible question. There is no official "first day of the week", so there isnt a 6th either. This varies between countries and cultures. The most common ones are Monday as first or Sunday as first. Sunday first was the most common one, until work culture and the "weekend" idea of saturday off gradually changed monday into being considered the first day by many.

  • @daftpunk89
    @daftpunk89 5 років тому +1

    Want some rye? Course ya do!